I’m sorry that I bruised your feelings by using accurate terminology to accurately describe a thing on my timeline that I was talking about and no one forced you to read.

Please accept this complimentary Gwyneth Paltrow Coochie Candle to soothe your sore manhood. pic.twitter.com/VCpJdVtsis

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) January 20, 2020