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Monckton Alerts World to NASA Conspiracy, Cures Common Cold

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Mad Al-Jaffee2/03/2010 12:36:09 pm PST

Monckton reminds me of Miller from Repo Man:

Miller: I’ll give you another instance. You know the way everybody’s into weirdness right now. Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda triangles, UFO’s, how the Mayans invented television. That kind of thing.

Otto: I don’t read them books.

Miller: Well the way I see it it’s exactly the same. There ain’t no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics. They miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people. Right?

Otto: Yeah. I guess.

Miller: Well where did all these people come from? hmmm? I’ll tell you where. The future. Where did all these people disappear to? hmmm?

Otto: The past?

Miller: That’s right and how did they get there?

Otto: How the fuck (hell) do I know?

Miller: Flying saucers. Which are really? Yeah you got it. Time machines. I think a lot about this kind of stuff. I do my best thinking on the bus. That how come I don’t drive, see?