re: #54 Kragar

I have a source who till testify that Lindsey bangs Rottweilers while dressed as Little Lord Fauntleroy. Just waiting on the check to clear now.

That’s strange. My unimpeachable source has Chihuahuas instead of Rottweilers, a Marvin the Martian costume and puts Lindsey on the bottom rather then the top.

Real journalism is so taxing, with this difficult business of sourcing facts.