Lewis Black is hilarious on Nazis who refuse to die.
Here’s something hilarious to kick off a Saturday…
Pretty odd to see right wing loon Nick Searcy in this savagely funny Key & Peele video, although since he’s playing a racist cop it isn’t too far from his real personality. (Possibly NSFW due to F-bombs.)
Jon Stewart seems to be at that stage in his career in which he has totally run out of fucks to give.
Yes, it’s time for the annual Media Nerds’ Dinner, otherwise known as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, at which journalists get all dressed up and try to laugh when comedians poke fun at them. Is it media, or entertainment? Who cares! What’s the difference any more, anyway?
New Fave YouTube Comedy Series: Cooking for Vegans and Other Horrible People: “Macrobiotic Milkshake”
MACROBIOTIC MILKSHAKE INGREDIENTS
1 cups warm unsweetened almond milk
1/2 cup cooked millet, sauteed in cinnamon
2 tbsp chia seeds
1/4 cup of Amazake
1 tbsp cinnamon
Stevia to taste
1 tbsp almond butter
Blend all in high-speed blender. Serve in long glasses to delude your mind and sprinkle with cinnamon or nutmeg!
This is pretty hilarious, in a totally inappropriate juxtaposition of musical styles way.
(h/t: Dangerous Minds.)
Gimme that old time home shopping (no gays allowed).
Join Rachel Staman as she cooks for Vegans and Other Horrible People.
Episode 2- Sushi for Pregnant Women
Here’s how ya do it:
Personal watermelon, or about 1/4 of a big boy.
2 tablespoons oil
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1 cup cooked sushi rice
Green onions, chopped (for garnish)
Teriyaki sauce or jizz
Preheat the oven to Broil.
Cut up watermelon pieces to the size of little dominos and put them on a tin foiled sheet and drizzle with the olive oil and soy sauce.
Bake for about 90 minutes, turning every so often to not burn.
Remove the watermelon from the oven, and let it cool. It looks like fish!
Form the cooked rice into the shape of sashimi.
Top each rice roll with a piece of the watermelon.
Garnish with chopped green onions, and optional teriyaki jizz.
Enjoy the sushi your little parasite has heretofore robbed you the pleasure of enjoying.
Let’s kick off this Tuesday with Jon Stewart, thoroughly deflating the dishonest and hypocritical right wing fight against same sex marriage.