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Glenn Beck’s Infinitely Recursive Conspiracy Theory Theory

Like an onion, but not The Onion
Wingnuts • • Views: 21,433

Sure, we all know Glenn Beck is the eager disseminator of all manner of goofy conspiracy theories. But lately he’s been diving even deeper into these mysterious waters, pondering the dark conspiracies behind the conspiracy theories. A theory of meta-conspiracies, if you will. A fractal universe of endlessly convoluted conspiracies, layers upon layers, all the way down.

How far will Glenn follow his recursive conspiracy theory theory? Stay tuned for more of Glenn Beck, Raving Freakazoid Nut Sandwich.

steve_davisI wonder if Glenn is ever gonna have one of those moments where he looks like he's just solved a major puzzle, and say, "She never gets any older. That little girl who's been following me around for 20 years never gets older." Well, probably not. It took a genius 20 years to figure that out, and I doubt Glenn will live long enough ...
1/24/13 9:22:17 am
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