Cycle of Violence: Sackcloth and Ashes Denied
If you read the lefty blogs, I’m supposed to be dressed in sackcloth, rubbing ashes into my hair and wailing, “Oh, how could I have been so wrong! I am worthless! Kill me instead of the noble Jamil Hussein!” Instead I traded the sackcloth for some Pearl Izumi bike clothes and went for a 40-mile ride on a beautiful crisp winter SoCal day, keeping the cadence high and the cardiovascular system in a nice sweat-inducing upper aerobic zone. Average temperature 60.2 degrees F., wind from the southwest at a maximum of 9.2 mph. No serious climbing today, therefore no rapid descents; maximum speed was a relatively sedate 29.8 mph, with an average cadence of 86 rpm. Now where did I put those ashes?




If you're still looking for the ashes, check that bottom bracket! I overhauled one that was packed with ashes. That was in Portland, OR, some 6 or 7 years after Mt. St. Helens blew. (The bike's owner was apparently not into maintenance the way some folks are.) They were the shiniest bearings I've ever seen, but I suspect they were a little smaller than ...
Today’s ride: 41.88 miles, through some highly active air caused by a storm system moving through southern central California. It was a cyclist’s nightmare ride; brutal hobnailed headwinds in all directions. Kind of like last November 7, come to think of it. No real climbing today, just striving against the atmosphere. Which is actually worse, because it’s noisy.
Today’s ride: 44.63 miles, mostly at a medium pace but with one really hard climb, a 2-mile beast with very steep sections. The weather started out miserable but got warm and sunny around 11:00, just in time to get good and sweaty on the aforementioned steep climb. Average speed: 16.5 mph. Maximum: 48.2 mph on the descent. Woo hoo. Average cadence: 82 rpm. The wind has been cooperative lately—too cooperative. Several readers emailed to let me know about a new
Today’s ride: 41.02 miles, on another stupidly beautiful SoCal October day. Not too hot, not too cold, no arm warmers needed, just a full bottle of Orange Cytomax and a clean bike. That’s all I need. Not a lot of climbing today, but enough to keep the ol’ cardiovascular system on its toes. Another unusual SSW prevailing wind, so the trip home from the southern regions was speedy. Total mileage for the weekend: 88.47 miles.
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Today’s ride: not a biggie, just 35.09 miles. I took a week off from riding (which I do every couple of months), and this was the maiden voyage, so to speak. If you will. As it were. So it was a lightweight day with no climbing, a few harder intervals but nothing that went into the anaerobic zone. Bike path saboteurs had broken several large glass bottles in a couple of spots, but as usual I rolled right through them (crunch!) without getting a flat tire. (You only get flats when you don’t see the glass.)
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