Mitt Romney: “It Kills Me Not to Be in the White House”

Multi-millionaire didn’t get what he was entitled to, whines
127Sir John Barron
3/04/13 8:00:25 am
re: #121 Vicious Babushka I thought one of his boys, probably the one that wanted to punch PBO, some time ago said Mitt really didn't want the job afterall?

See, the thing is, Mitt Romney was supposed to win the presidency. He was entitled to win. And he would have, too, if only he hadn’t been up against a guy who gives away free stuff to those troublesome minorities. How can you fight against that? Can you blame Mitt …

GOP Leaders Insist: Everything’s Fine, We Just Need to “Shine Our Shoes”

No problemo
1/29/13 7:43:42 pm
They’re all fucking tone deaf. It’s like the joke about the farmer bragging to his neighbor about how smart his new mule was. So the neighbor says, “show me what he can do.” To which the farmer nods, walks over ...

Romney Retreats to Multi-Million Dollar Mansion to Mourn His Loss

“Who will make my peanut butter sandwiches now? Oh yeah, the maid.”
12/02/12 3:43:31 pm
Poor little rich boy. Kissing all that ass and losing every last drop of self respect and anything even remotely resembling a soul. The Empty Man still can't figure out what happened. It's simple, Mitt. You suck. Now go cry ...

Bad Lip Reading: 2012 Debates Highlights

Let’s haunt this misery stump
11/26/12 6:09:17 pm
re: #18 Gus We need a new immigration strategy in the US. Namely, we should be giving tax incentives for Immigrants to move to the South in order disrupt its culture, and marginalize these people. In fact, we should offer ...

Did God Troll Pat Robertson?

U mad bro?
11/21/12 5:44:45 pm
re: #120 freetoken Fort Wayne, Indiana. Part of Creationism-land. What's sad is the writer is a high school journalist who is not exercising her journalistic "doubt everything" muscles, or maybe she hasn't learned she has them yet. The first comment ...

The Onion Reports: Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen if He Stops Running for President

Panicked late night phone calls
11/15/12 11:02:19 am
re: #553 dragonfire1981 Leviticus should not matter to a Christian because of the "New Covenant" that Jesus brought to us. Do we follow any of the other rules laid down there that pertained to bronze age tribal life? Things like ...

Likely House Judiciary Chairman Is an Anti-Immigration Extremist and Birther

“Anchor babies” kook will head the panel that oversees immigration
11/12/12 7:29:15 am
Goodlatte has been a filthy lying sonofabitch since he straight up lied about horse slaughter years ago, when there was a big move to make a federal amendment to end it. I was there. I saw it. I know what ...

Romney Gives Up on Florida - Obama Has 332 Electoral Votes

112Obdicut (Now with 2% less brain)
11/08/12 7:39:54 pm
re: #111 Daniel Ballard I'm really trying to get a grasp on the magic of the mandate, but I'm failing to. Yeah, freakin' finally. It's taken goddamn forever. Anyway, my point is that just because something is very popular doesn't ...