This last 7 days has been a real banner week for the blogging heirs of Andrew at Breitbart.com; one stunning non-story after another, each one billed as a BOMBSHELL EXCLUSIVE, getting progressively more ridiculous in a crescendo of Obama-hating wingnuttery, building to a denouement of derp. I think we should commemorate ...
Breitbart.com, Mini-Breitbarts, Ridiculous, Fail, Idiocy, Right Wing, Obama Derangement Syndrome
If you think the proper answer to Mitt Romney's abuse of his dog is to point out that Barack Obama ate dog meat as a child in Indonesia, you might be a wingnut. Seriously, right wing bloggers. This is the most pathetic example of "I'm rubber, you're glue" politics I've seen ...
Seamus, President Obama, Mitt Romney, Heartless Bastard, Fail, Election 2012, Right Wing Journalism
DERPDemonstrating the incredibly high journalistic standards of Breitbart.com, today Dan Riehl manages to screw up a simple fact in the very first sentence of his latest inept attack on President Obama: NH Gov: Three Years In, Obama Still Unqualified for Presidency. New Hampshire Gov. John Sununu (R) and other local Romney supporters ...
Breitbart.com, Mini-Breitbarts, Fail, Dan Riehl, Idiocy, Right Wing Journalism
Here's a classic example of the kind of dishonest tactics used all the time by the right wing demagogues at Breitbart.com, who are increasingly looking like clueless fumbling idiots without their founder Andrew. Yesterday on Twitter, Breitbart.com "Investigative Writer/Researcher" Mandy Nagy (aka @Liberty_chick) was busily tweeting insults and personal attacks at ...
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New York magazine's Joe Coscarelli spoke to Breitbart.com "editor" Joel Pollak about their utterly ridiculous EXCLUSIVE BOMBSHELL INTERVIEW with "U2's Bono" (who turned out not to be Bono). Pollak says, "We went through a vetting process on this and appropriate questions were raised and appropriate answers were given." Which, if true, is ...
Breitbart.com, Mini-Breitbarts, Right Wing Journalism, Fail, Massive Fail, Idiocy, Inadvertent Comedy
This is just classic. Last night, the geniuses at Breitbart.com were trumpeting a HUGE EXCLUSIVE STORY, in which their ambush specialist Jason Mattera scored an EXCLUSIVE interview with U2 singer Bono. Only problem with this BOMBSHELL: it wasn't Bono. Apparently, Mattera encountered a guy with an Irish accent wearing sunglasses who ...
Breitbart.com, Mini-Breitbarts, Right Wing Journalism, Fail, Massive Fail, Idiocy
How embarrassing for the entire right wing blogosphere. They worked so very hard to spin the Virginia uterus inspection bill, even denying that trans-vaginal ultrasounds were mandated at all. A few examples from the wingnut echo chamber: Ed Schultz Falsely States Transvaginal Ultrasounds Are Mandated in VA Law - Big Journalism Weasel Zippers ...
Virginia, Bob McDonnell, Ultrasound, Women's Rights, Abortion, Misogyny, Slut-Shaming, Right Wing, Wingnutosphere, Fail
Rick Perry's homophobic advertisement has now smashed all YouTube records, and stands at an astonishing 450,000 dislikes. But Perry has learned his lesson. His new video, an attack on health care and "big government liberals," has ratings turned off. Take that, liberals.
Herman Cain's probably going to announce his bail-out on Friday late in the afternoon, the traditional dumping hour for news stories that are trying to go relatively unnoticed. Because, let's face it, he can't go on much longer; his campaign has been one unbelievably ridiculous joke right from the start. ...
Herman Cain, Sexual Harassment, Scandal, Mark Block, Idiocy, Fail, Republican Party
GOBBLE GOBBLE AKBAR!Yes, Pamela Geller is still at it, relentlessly ferreting out the hidden truth behind the appalling Butterball Shariah Turkey Infiltration Plot, or as she calls it: BURKABALL BUTTERBALL: 'BACTERIAL' KOSHER VS HOLY HALAL!!!!!! - Atlas Shrugs I haven't laughed this much at a fake right wing outrage since Jim ...
Pamela Geller, Idiocy, Butterball, Suicide Turkey, Turkey, Gobble Gobble, Fail, Right Wing, Hate Speech, Creationism
BOOGA BOOGAJust to wrap up Pamela Geller's most ridiculous conspiracy theory yet with a nice neat bow, Melissa Harris-Perry actually contacted the Butterball company, and discovered that the only turkeys they certify halal are those headed for foreign markets. Yes, that's right -- the turkeys sold in the United States are ...
Turkey, Gobble Gobble, Massive Fail, Fail, Idiocy, Butterball, Pamela Geller, Inadvertent Comedy
"The B.S. of A." is Glenn Beck's comedy show, produced for his subscription TV channel, and it's today's excruciating example of why wingnut comedy is made of pure fail. Nearly four minutes of heinous non-humor. Wingnuts are much funnier when they're not trying to be.
[Link: www.alldeaf.com...] "Amazing how they fold that flag." (h/t: parkinson1963.)
Idiocy, Outrageous Outrage, Lip-Reading, Fail, Wingnutosphere, Michelle Obama, President Obama
Right wing bloggers staged a massive freakout over President Obama's new AttackWatch website, calling it an "Obama snitch squad" and comparing it to Nazi Germany (of course). Then these same obsessed bloggers proceeded to demonstrate exactly why the site is necessary, concocting a ludicrous, ugly smear against Michelle Obama based on ...
Idiocy, Outrageous Outrage, Lip-Reading, Fail, Wingnutosphere, Michelle Obama, President Obama
When President Obama gave a speech on immigration reform this week and joked that Republicans wouldn't be happy until there was a moat full of alligators at the Mexican border, right wingers across America (led by Fox News, as always) went into paroxysms of rage that Obama would make fun ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, Fail, Idiocy, Immigration, President Obama
Here we go again. Fox Nation shrieks: School Tells Child to Take Down Drawing of American Flag! This leads to hundreds of raging right wing comments. For example: nam_vet6869 2 hours ago WAKE UP AMERICA, WE ARE BEING OVER RUN BY THE SOCIALIST AND THE PRESIDENT IS HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN. It's also ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, Fail, Blogosphere, Idiocy, Flag, Massachusetts, Outrageous Outrage
The controversy over rapper Common's appearance at the White House has triggered some kind of psychotic hate reaction in the right wing's collective id. Four hours after our first post, I went back to that Fox News article -- and Fox's audience is still ranting and spewing away, finding creative ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Fail, Race-Baiting, Common, Rap, poetry, Jill Scott, Fox News, Racism
Doing my part to keep the right wing raging, here's a live video feed from the Presidential Poetry Slam at the White House. (The event's over, so the video's been removed.)
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Fail, Race-Baiting, Common, Rap, poetry
The comments are really pouring in to Fox News's article about rapper Common's invitation to the White House. Here's a selection of some of the most recent ones, from just the first couple of pages: smashthetaco Just now Yo, Weed is green, watermelon too. Your wife is a sasquatch. And so are you. Word Up, Ho ------------ nappybegone2012 ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Fail, Race-Baiting, Common, Rap, poetry, Jill Scott, Fox News, Racism
The outrageous outrages just keep on comin'! Next target on the right wing Conveyor Belt of Bad Craziness: singer Jill Scott. At fraudster Andrew Breitbart's site "Big Hollywood:" Like Rapper Common, White House Guest Jill Scott ‘Winces’ at Interracial Relationships. It's the same old tired "reverse racism" ploy, used by wingnuts ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Fail, Race-Baiting, Common, Rap, poetry, Jill Scott
The other huge right wing fake outrage of the day: OMG! President Obama invited one of those "vile rappers" to the White House for a poetry event! He must hate America! Of all the people for Fox Nation to call a "vile rapper," they picked one of the most positive artists ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Fail, Race-Baiting, Common, Rap, poetry
It's one phony outrage after another for the right wing blogosphere; today they're all lathered up into a fine frothy rage because President Obama is going to renew Muslim outreach. WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama is preparing a fresh outreach to the Muslim world in coming days, senior U.S. officials say, one ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Fail, Blogosphere, Idiocy, Anti-Muslim
One problem with living on the west coast is that an east coast wingnut nontroversy has time to start spreading on Twitter, get picked up by dozens of right wing blogs, and be exposed as a ridiculous fraudulent non-story before I even wake up. The life cycles of these outrageous outrages ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Fail, Blogosphere, Idiocy
Fox News didn't just promote the idiotic "Eastergate" fake story once today; Steve Doocy also had an extended segment on Fox & Friends interviewing Baptist pastor Robert Jeffress, who is predictably outraged about this outrageous outrage. Related: Wingnut Fail of the Day: Obama Didn't Proclaim Easter (But Neither Has Any Other President) Wingnut ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Easter, Persecution, Fail, Fox News, Steve Doocy
The completely fake "Obama Hates Easter" wingnut meme is really starting to catch on! The latest eager promoter of this idiocy is the American Family Association, home of the deranged Bryan Fischer, where they never let a good anti-Christian persecution-mongering story go to waste, especially when it can be mixed ...
Right Wing, Bad Craziness, President Obama, Easter, Persecution, Fail, American Family Association, Bryan Fischer