TagsTagsI'm not sure why Sarah Palin is suddenly all over Fox News with her stream-of-semi-consciousness rants, but here's another hilarious word salad from the half-governor in which she comes up with a great slogan for Newt Gingrich: "Annoy a liberal, vote for Newt!"
Dim Bulb, Election 2012, Idiocy, Rage, newt gingrich, Sarah Palin, Word Salad
Today we discover that Sarah Palin is opposed to cannibalism, which is a relief. And you can tell from the tortured grammar, incoherent half-sentences, and labored references to Rush Limbaugh that she actually wrote this screed herself. I am sadly too familiar with these tactics because they were used against the ...
Sarah Palin, Word Salad, Idiocy, Cannibalism, Rush Limbaugh, Dim Bulb, Microscopes, Endoscopes
A pretty amazing statement (and not in a good way) from New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who made an argument against a measure legalizing gay marriage by comparing it to the civil rights movement -- and ended up saying that the civil unrest of the 1950s and 60s could have ...
Chris Christie, civil rights, Gay Rights, Jim Crow, Idiocy, WTF
Apparently, some people have nothing better to do: 'My Message is Simple': Obama's SOTU Written at 8th Grade Level for Third Straight Year. For the third consecutive State of the Union Address, Barack Obama spoke in clear, plain terms. And for the third straight Address, the President's speech was written at ...
President Obama, State of the Union, SOTU, Poll, Idiocy, Wingnutosphere
Oooo-klahoma. If the state didn't exist, the Onion would have to invent it. Today's story of totally insane right wing fear-mongering is brought to you by GOP State Sen. Ralph Shortey, who is very upset about food products that contain aborted fetuses. Not a joke, of course. It's simply impossible to ...
Oklahoma, Republican Party, Ralph Shortey, Abortion, Bad Craziness, Idiocy
One of the many freakishly over the top moments in last night's Fox News GOP debate was Rick Perry's claim that Turkey is "run by Islamic terrorists." After I picked my jaw up off the floor, I realized that he probably has a vague awareness of Turkey's struggles with secularism and ...
So many fake outrages, so little time. I just realized I hadn't yet covered the phony story that came out this week about the Obamas' Halloween party for children of military families. The main reason why I didn't write about this one is that I honestly can't even figure out why ...
Stephen Colbert, Comedy, President Obama, Obama Derangement Syndrome, Fake Outrage, Halloween, Idiocy
Would you believe that hate group leader Pamela Geller is still having conniptions about the imminent threat of secret stealth jihad food products? She's so upset she seems to have forgotten how to spell simple words: WE WON'T EAT HALAL MEAT, SAY MPS AND PEERS: REJECT ISLAMIC SUPREMACIST DEMANDS TO ...
Pamela Geller, Anti-Muslim, Bigotry, Idiocy, Butterball, Suicide Turkey
The Republican car continues disgorging clowns. In all my years watching politics, I've never seen such a ridiculously incompetent slate of GOP candidates: Gingrich, Perry disqualified from Va. primary ballot. Former House speaker Newt Gingrich and Texas Gov. Rick Perry failed to submit enough valid signatures to qualify for the ...
Republican Party, newt gingrich, Rick Perry, Idiocy, Clown Car, Incompetence, Virginia
Rick "Brain Freeze" Perry does it again. Another week, another Rick Perry gaffe, this time concerning the big news item of the day, the death of Kim Jong-Il. What could Perry get so wrong about the late North Korean dictator, about whom it's hard to say anything controversial because nearly ...
Rick Perry, Election 2012, Republican Party, Ignorance, Kim Jong-Il, Idiocy
Wingnut bloggers are hilariously freaking out today about a conference call held by the Romney campaign, because they took questions from Mother Jones and Talking Points Memo, but not ... them. The charge is led by third string wingnut "Datechguy:" If you're a conservative Mitt Romney apparently doesn't want ...
The Rick Perry Brain Freeze Syndrome strikes again in an interview with the Des Moines Register, as he forgets the name of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, then attacks the "8 unelected judges" on the Supreme Court, which has 9 judges. Rick Perry is the new heir to the throne of ...
Rick Perry, Brain Freeze, Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court, Idiocy, Republican Party, Election 2012
MEGA DERPHere's dim Jim Hoft, hilariously stupid and obsessed as always, with what may be the dumbest thing he's ever posted (and there's a lot of competition for that dubious prize): Swedish Paper: Obama Photoshopped into Famous Situation Room Photo. Hoft, with his unerring instinct for brain-dead conspiracy theories, has discovered ...
Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit, Idiocy, Obama Derangement Syndrome, Right Wing, Conspiracy Theories, President Obama, Derp
Rick Perry's sick new campaign ad is chock full of gay-hatred and phony fundamentalist victimhood, trashing gay troops while attacking President Obama and "liberals" for a nonexistent "war on religion." What a disgusting campaign this is. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to ...
Rick Perry, Homophobia, Gay Rights, War on Christmas, Idiocy, Fanaticism, Religious Right
The latest moronic right wing fake outrage is brought to you by Fox News's craziest host, Eric Bolling, who helpfully explains that the Muppets are brainwashing your kids to hate capitalism. Video
Fox News, Eric Bolling, Idiocy, Muppets, Fake Outrage, Right Wing
There's a live video feed at C-SPAN of the Herman Cain rally at which he's going to announce that he just saved a bundle on car insurance: Live video coverage. Right now, of course, there's a Teabagger dressed up in pantaloons and a tricorne hat, with a really bad fake British ...
Herman Cain, Sexual Harassment, Scandal, Election 2012, Idiocy
Herman Cain's probably going to announce his bail-out on Friday late in the afternoon, the traditional dumping hour for news stories that are trying to go relatively unnoticed. Because, let's face it, he can't go on much longer; his campaign has been one unbelievably ridiculous joke right from the start. ...
Herman Cain, Sexual Harassment, Scandal, Mark Block, Idiocy, Fail, Republican Party
GOBBLE GOBBLE AKBAR!Yes, Pamela Geller is still at it, relentlessly ferreting out the hidden truth behind the appalling Butterball Shariah Turkey Infiltration Plot, or as she calls it: BURKABALL BUTTERBALL: 'BACTERIAL' KOSHER VS HOLY HALAL!!!!!! - Atlas Shrugs I haven't laughed this much at a fake right wing outrage since Jim ...
Pamela Geller, Idiocy, Butterball, Suicide Turkey, Turkey, Gobble Gobble, Fail, Right Wing, Hate Speech, Creationism
BOOGA BOOGAJust to wrap up Pamela Geller's most ridiculous conspiracy theory yet with a nice neat bow, Melissa Harris-Perry actually contacted the Butterball company, and discovered that the only turkeys they certify halal are those headed for foreign markets. Yes, that's right -- the turkeys sold in the United States are ...
Turkey, Gobble Gobble, Massive Fail, Fail, Idiocy, Butterball, Pamela Geller, Inadvertent Comedy
In a Thanksgiving gift to connoisseurs of inadvertent right wing humor, the "jihad turkey" fail is spreading hilariously. Here's religious right crazy person Bryan Fischer, taking the lead from Pamela Geller and adding a little bit of that special magic for which he's justly famous. Warning: don't watch this while drinking. ...
Pamela Geller, Bigot Brigade, Anti-Muslim, Hate Speech, Butterball, Idiocy, Bryan Fischer, Religious Right
I had to check and see if hateblogger Pamela Geller had reacted to the derision and mockery over her idiotic "stealth jihad turkeys" post, and sure enough -- the idiocy continues: CLEAN UP, MEAT AISLE:TALKING HEADS EXPLODING OVER HALAL BUTTERBALLS!!!!! - Atlas Shrugs Geller is so deranged and disconnected from reality ...
Pamela Geller, Bigot Brigade, Anti-Muslim, Hate Speech, Butterball, Idiocy, Suicide Turkey
Always on the lookout for the encroachment of stealth mega-mosque shariah jihadis, Pamela Geller is once again courageously blowing the whistle on the Islamic corruption of America's precious food supply. And this time those stealth Islamic supremacists are messing with a sacred American tradition: Butterball. Pamela Geller, American Thinker: Happy Halal ...
Pamela Geller, Bigot Brigade, Anti-Muslim, Hate Speech, Butterball, Idiocy
Herman Cain's a godsend to those of us arguing that the modern Republican Party is, at its core, anti-science and anti-intellectual; we couldn't ask for a more direct expression of this contention than Cain's latest slogan: "We Need A Leader, Not A Reader." He goes all the way with this one, ...
Herman Cain, Republican Party, Anti-Intellectualism, Anti-Science, Idiocy
On Sean Hannity's radio show, venomous wingnut heroine Ann Coulter says President Obama is a "Marxist." And a "Muslim." Well, not really a Muslim. Something even worse. An atheist. Video The right wing base has been so degraded by years of bogus smears and outright lies that they don't even blink at this kind ...
Ann Coulter, Hate Speech, sean hannity, Right Wing, Idiocy, President Obama
Herman Cain has launched a website called "CainTruth.com," along with a series of Google advertisements promoting it (they've appeared here at LGF, because Google Adsense serves ads based on keywords in the page's text). CainTruth.com is apparently dedicated to attacking and smearing the women accusing him of sexual harassment, and the ...
Herman Cain, Sexual Harassment, Scandal, Pseudo-Science, Software, Idiocy