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This is why I call the dreaded Iowahawk “some kinda damn genius:” As a Conservative, I Must Say I Do Quite Like the Cut of this Obama Fellow’s Jib. When my late father T. Coddington Van Voorhees VI founded the iconoclastic conservative journal National Topsider in 1948, he famously ...
Iowahawk, Barack Obama, Christopher Buckley, Humor, Teh Funny
Iowahawk crunches some numbers, does the math, and decides it’s all about Balls and Urns.
Iowahawk serves up another slice of righteous populist polemic, from a somewhat different angle: I AM BILL. Every time I turn on the internet these days, it seems like another right wing blogger is digging up more baloney on Professor Bill Ayers. Apparently these people would rather talk about ...
The Hawk gets serious: I Am Joe. I hope you will join me in expressing a simple bit of solidarity with this guy, Spartacus style. I AM JOE. I am a Wal Mart schlub in flyover country who changes my own oil and unclogs drains without a license. I ...
A special guest commentary at Iowahawk’s pad, featuring two hate-blinded leftists wearing obscene T-shirts, with a very good reason to consider voting for Barack Obama: A Vote For Obama is a Vote For Civility. Think about it. With Barack Obama in office, *ssholes like us will fade into a ...
Iowahawk, Parody, Humor, Barack Obama, Leftists, Progressives
Breaking from the Iowahawk News Cartel: ACORN Files Voting Rights Suit on Behalf of Imaginary-Americans. ST. LOUIS - Attorneys for the voting registration organizations ACORN and Project Vote filed an anti-discrimination voting rights suit in the U.S. Federal District court this morning, alleging the United States government is involved ...
Admit it — you thought about this movie too when you saw the video of the creepy Obama kids. [Video]
In a world exclusive, Iowahawk has somehow landed a video interview with the brains behind the Barack Obama phenomenon. [Video]
Sometimes the hawk’s talons are sharp, like razors: Council Demands Palin Ouster from Fallout Shelter. Newark, Blast Ring 4: Radioactive mutants from the National Jewish Democratic Council today tapped an angry Morse code press release message on the lid of the fallout shelter of another Jewish organization, demanding that ...
Viddy well, oh my brothers: Clockwork O-Rage as Obama Urges Supporters to Stomp Home Message of Hope. LAS VEGAS, NV — Barack Obama stepped up his attacks on Republican rival John McCain today during a campaign stop in Nevada, telling supporters to “get in the faces” of waivering voters ...
An appropriately Greek treatment of the epic saga of Obamacles: The Idiossey. Book the First: A question for the Muse Speak to me, O Muse, of this resourceful man who strides so boldly upon the golden shrine at Invescos, Between Ionic plywood columns, to the kleig light altar. Fair ...
LGF, Iowahawk, Parody, Humor, Barack Obama, Odyssey, Idiossey
The dreaded Iowahawk has uncovered Al Qaeda’s new plan for world domination—which includes a branding makeover and new corporate logo: The ‘Q’ is for ‘Quality’. A Message from the Director Ayman al Zawahiri Director of Change Management Al Qaeda Industries Worldwide, Inc. Hello, valued Al Qaeda associate! Welcome to ...
We shouldn’t forget that there is still a third candidate in this presidential race: iowahawk: And Then There Were Three. “Hey stupid,” I am often asked, “what happened to your presidential campaign?” For your information Mr. / Ms.Smarty Pants, instead of bombarding you with attack ads and TV spin ...
At Iowahawk’s pad, more problem-solving tips from America’s premier relationship expert: Dear Barry. Dear Barry: I try to get along with the people in my neighborhood, but sometimes it can be difficult. Take for example my neighbor “Mahmoud.” Last weekend while I was seeding my lawn, he drove back ...
LGF, Iowahawk, Parody, Humor, Barack Obama, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Satire
Even if the Rev. Wright scandal wrecks Barack Obama’s run for the presidency, Barry can always fall back on his obvious skills as an advice columnist: Advice for the Lovelorn. Dear Barry: I’ve been married to the same wonderful man — Let’s call him “Jeremiah” — for 20 years. ...
Another long-lost episode from a TV series that never existed, courtesy of the thoroughly demented Iowahawk: TV Classics: Hillary’s Hellcats. The action-adventure genre got a sexy shot in the arm in 1983 with the debut of Hillary’s Hellcats, the Friday night NBC series starring Farrah Sansabelt-Haggar as Hillary Dale, ...
LGF, Iowahawk, Parody, Clinton, Hillary, Culture, Television
Breaking news from Iowahawk: Amid Charges of Spitzer Tryst, Embattled Prostitute ‘Kristen’ Expected to Resign. New York - At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York’s exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl “Kristen” announced that she would temporarily step aside in ...
When not writing paeans to large spherical objects, the tasteful, cultured Iowahawk sometimes indulges a fondness for Chaucerian pastiche: Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte.
It’s another in the Iowahawk series of unreleased, unfilmed, and unreal TV shows from a long-lost era that never was, but might have been just yesterday: TV Classics: ‘Makaniak’.
If you’ve had enough politics for the evening (or the decade), here’s a change of pace at Iowahawk’s Bolus (not sure I like the sound of that), where he’s playing Six Degrees of Stark Naked.
Iowahawk’s been digging around in Canadian dumpsters (dirty job but somebody’s gotta do it), and he’s surfaced with a crumpled-up first draft of the Alberta Human Rights Commission’s report on their hearing with Ezra Levant: Filed In Triplicate. Defendant acknowledges awareness of charges against him. He is represented by ...
It’s hard to describe how shocked I was when Iowahawk first blew the whistle on the astonishing amount of violent crime and murder being committed on a regular basis by traumatized and irreparably damaged members of the mainstream media machine. Now the Hawk is moving on from flabbergasted, open-mouthed horror ...
Iowahawk has a devastating exposé of the growing phenomenon of journalist psychopathy, entitled: Bylines of Brutality. As Casualties Mount, Some Question The Emotional Stability of Media Vets An Iowahawk Special Investigative Report With Statistical Guidance from the New York Times A Denver newspaper columnist is arrested for stalking a ...
Is the blogosphere ready for ... Bolus? I say we can never have enough blogs about hot rods, bodacious babes, and large spherical objects.
A Holiday Message from the Burge-Goldstein Presidential Campaign.