The Onion's new video is hilarious! Good thing nobody really thinks this way. (What? It's not from The Onion? It's Pastor John Hagee, and he's not trying to be funny? Well, all righty then.)
John Hagee, Fundamentalism, Fanaticism, Witchcraft, Harry Potter, Bad Craziness
Coming soon to a theater near you: the film adaptation of Pastor John Hagee's best-selling End Times novel, "Jerusalem Countdown." Yes, really. Featuring Stacy Keach and Lee Majors, who have discovered the elephant's graveyard of filmmaking. Looks like good clean CGI fun -- except that the intended audience actually believes this is going ...
End Times, paranoia, Religious Right, John Hagee, Rapture, Bad Craziness