When even Daily Caller hack Betsy Rothstein mocks you openly, as she does in this interview with Chuck “Babycakes” Johnson (she calls him “Gingerhead” throughout), you know you’ve got no friends left even on the loony right: BEWARE! Charles Johnson Is on the Warpath | the Daily Caller.
He’s on the WARPATH and it’s hysterically funny!
THRILL as Chuck says he’d have huge scoops to break on the Hastert case, if only he weren’t being CENSORED!
Gingerhead: I would love to tell the world what I know about Hastert corruption but I am being censored so there’s really no point.
GUFFAW as Chuck says people are complaining that Twitter is BORING without him!
Gingerhead: People are already calling me and emailing me telling me that Twitter is a newly boring place now that I am gone.
GIGGLE as Chuck threatens to GO TO WAR with Twitter unless they restore his account!
Gingerhead: No, I want my Twitter account back because I did nothing wrong. And even fucking Slate realizes it. They’ll give me back my account or we will go to war. I didn’t pick this fight.
And last but not least, GASP in trepidation and foreboding as Chuck promises he’s “COMING FOR” everybody who criticized him!
Gingerhead: I’m coming for every single journalist that lied about me. This summer will go down as the summer of justice.
And then the EXCITING CONCLUSION…
Gingerhead: And now I have to clean.
Oops! Did someone have a floor-pooping incident again?