Watch out, here comes the GOP Clown Car again, disgorging its endless cargo of makeup-laden performers for another fantabulous debate about nothing of consequence.
In the Big Top, the Romney harlequin has no choice but to attack the Gingrich jester like a mad (but hilarious!) dog tonight; you can look forward to squirting boutonnieres, joy buzzers, and whoopee cushions galore as Ron “Zany” Paul and Rick “Madcap” Santorum mug wildly for the crowd on the sidelines. Come one, come all.
Issues you won’t hear any questions about: science, climate change, evolution, education, and Newt Gingrich’s sleazy personal life (the media learned their lesson in that last debate).