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Onion: The Congressman's Son

Sun, May 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm PDT

I think I saw this kid at the supermarket the other day... [Video]

Onion, Humor, Congress, Politicians, Kids

Onion: Special Boy with Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee

Fri, May 8, 2009 at 6:45 pm PDT

Uh ... I used to win spelling bees too. Does that make me some kind of freak? [Video]

Onion, Humor, Anti-Intellectualism, Spelling

Onion: Biden Washes Trans Am in White House Driveway

Thu, May 7, 2009 at 3:00 pm PDT

Proving once again that they really are fair and balanced, the Onion takes a glorious shot at Joltin’ Joe: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway. WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the warm spring weather Monday, Vice President Joe Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, ...

Onion, Humor, Joe Biden

Onion: Coup at UN Building

Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 6:51 pm PDT

Breaking news from The Onion... [Video]

Onion, Humor, United Nations

Onion: Should We Be Doing More To Reduce Graphic Violence?

Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 7:19 pm PDT

The Onion’s All-American Panel continues doing the job the mainstream media refuses to do, examining vitally important issues like: “Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?” [Video]

Onion, Humor, Dreams, Violence, MSM

Onion: The World's Most Alienating Airport

Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 2:34 pm PDT

[Video]

Onion, Humor, Airport, Kafka, Existentialism

Onion: New Dinosaur Predator Discovered

Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm PDT

[Video] (Warning: slightly racy dinosaur humor.)

Onion, Humor, Dinosaurs, Science

Onion: Experts Agree, Giant Crabs Pose No Threat

Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 7:58 pm PDT

[Video]

Onion, Humor, Giant Crabs

Onion: Congressman Apologizes for Extramarital Affair

Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm PST

[Video]

Onion, Humor, Politics

Onion: Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children?

Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 2:49 pm PST

[Video]

Onion, Humor, Apocalypse, End Times

Onion: Revolutionary New Drug Approved

Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 12:48 pm PST

[Video]

Onion, Humor, FDA

Onion: Obama's New Catchphrase

Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 10:29 am PST

The horror: Obama Debuts Annoying Catchphrase. WASHINGTON—In an unexpected turn of events that even his most ardent supporters are calling extremely ill-advised, President Obama, known for his simple yet stirring slogan “Yes we can,” debuted a new, extremely annoying catchphrase Monday during an address on proposed economic policy reform, saying, ...

Onion, Humor, Barack Obama

Onion: Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectations

Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 2:47 pm PST

And now for some pure silliness... [Video]

Onion, Humor, Dolls

Onion: UN Acquires Nuclear Weapon

Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm PST

Our worst fears have come true: U.N. Acquires Nuclear Weapon. NEW YORK—The United Nations, a highly organized governing body bent on world peace, has obtained a nuclear warhead and intends to use the dangerous device to pursue its radical human rights agenda, sources reported Monday. The U.N. Headquarters in New York ...

Onion, Humor, United Nations, Nuclear Weapons