TagsTagsI was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: "Well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?" And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. -- Emo ...
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo Philips