As the entire right wing world unites to defend the blatantly racist name “Washington Redskins,” here’s John Oliver’s brilliant piece from this week on the controversy. Oliver is really finding his voice with this show.
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Onion Special Report: NASA Discovers Planet Earth Just Might Be What It’s Been Searching for All Along
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After years of launching shuttles, probes, and telescopes to see what the universe had to offer, NASA says it’s ready to appreciate the planet right in front of it.
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Gotta love it when The Onion trolls creationists: Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity.
BERKELEY, CA—Challenging long-held views on the origins of divinity, biologists at the University of California, Berkeley, presented findings Thursday that confirm God, the Almighty Creator of the Universe, evolved from an ancient chimpanzee deity.
The recently discovered sacred ancestor, a divine chimp species scientists have named Pan sanctorum, reportedly gave rise over millions of years to the Lord Our God, Maker of Heaven and Earth.
“Although perhaps not obvious at first glance, there are actually overwhelming similarities between the Supreme Being of today and this early primate deity who preceded Him,” said Dr. Richard Kamen, a leading biologist who also heads Berkeley’s paleotheology department. “The holy chimp moved around on all fours, but its descendants eventually began walking upright to expend less energy while foraging across the infinite reaches of the universe. This of course led to the bipedalism of modern-day God.”