TagsTagsWell, I got Raptured early this morning, much to my surprise. At first I thought, "Cool! Eternal bliss!" But then I took a look around; Pat Robertson? Mike Huckabee? Michele Bachmann? David Barton? Sarah Palin? Suddenly, the realization sank all the way in. I was supposed to spend eternity wearing white, strumming a harp, ...