I've never wished a man dead, but I've read some obituaries with great pleasure. -- Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain, or freed a human soul. -- Mark Twain
Looking for an honest politician is like looking for an ethical burglar. -- Mark Twain
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain
I never let schooling get in the way of my education. — Mark Twain