Got my vote for #1

Done.

Sie haben für dieses Vote bereits abgestimmt!

What could this possibly say?

Voted. Although we need to rock the vote fast and furious, because there are less than 400 #1 votes, but over 3500 #6 votes and over 1500 #5 votes.

OT

This is not good.

Canada's military is imploding

"Help Drive the German Left Crazy"? Sorry, can't drive them to where they're already located. But I voted "1" anyway, in the hope that perhaps I can cause cardiac arrest in a few of them. =o)

Anyone care what Germany thinks?

Anyone?

#3 J.D.

It says ya can't vote twice, J.D. :-)

Looks like you can vote as many times as you want. I have already done it about 10 times. You have to wake up real early to fool a us!

Why would I want the US President to make the Germans happy? Or any other country, for that matter.

This is a very funny idea. I hope everyone at LGF takes a moment to vote.
We can scare the knockworst out of 'em.

me too

You can vote as often as you want if you clear your cookies after each vote!!! Otherwise, you can only vote once.

I'm pretending to be a Democrat...unfortunately I didn't get to vote eary...but, I am voting often.

Voted...

What would you expect from a county where they want handouts like this?

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court rejected a legal bid on Friday by an unemployed man who wanted the state to provide him with free pornography and trips to brothels because his wife is in Thailand.

The court in the southern town of Ansbach ruled that social services did not extend to satisfying the 43-year-old's sexual needs after he attempted to sue his local welfare office because it had refused to finance his appetite for prostitutes and porn.

"He wanted them to pay for four trips to the brothel a month, eight porn films a month, plus condoms," said court spokesman Peter Burgdorf. "He also wanted some sort of appliance for self-gratification to use when watching porn."

The man had earlier asked the Foreign Ministry to fly his wife back from her native Thailand, to which she had returned in 2002, saying that he could not afford the ticket.

"He said he needed the services to keep himself fit and healthy because his wife wasn't available," said Burgdorf. "Now he's planning to contest the decision in the court of appeal."

Too much fun.

TeeHee! Achtung! Achtung!

Heh. I'm a lizardoid now!!!

How do I clear my cookies?

(#8) andrew

That's what I figgered.
[You can't blame a girl for tryin'.]
;-)

Votes are now up to 536. Keep clearing those cookies!

andrew (#8),

#3 J.D.

It says ya can't vote twice, J.D. :-)

He's right, every time I vote there's like 6 or 7 more votes. ;-)

I just voted several times and I didn't clear my cookies in between.

I have done my Lizardoid duty, commander!

C'mon people.

894 users on this site alone. That poll number better start jumping.

Toss your cookies and vote again and again!

Got miene Vote!

Only 3161 more until we have a majority......

Charles,

You should send this out to other blogsites and put them on High alert...

Germans voting on how OUR President is doing, isn't that OUR job to determine?

it's fun to watch the #1 votes pile higher and higher while the rest of the votes remain the same.

BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF THE LIZARD KING!! LOOK UPON HIS WORKS, YE MORONS, AND TREMBLE

#5 grayp 3/5/2004 10:22AM PST

Hey, in your link, if I click the 'make a donation' link, does that mean, I'm donating to the Canadian Armed Forces???

If it weren't for their awsome snipers, I'd lose all respect for the Canadian Military.

Can we have a vote that asks whose government are the bigger crap-weasels?

A. France
B. German
C. They are so damn close, I can't tell!
D. They have governments?!?

(I couldn't care less what the Germans or the rest of the friggin' world think about us or George Bush or the USA. This ain't a Miss Universe pagent, dummkopf, it is a FRIGGIN' WAR!)

#18 levi from Queens

If you're using explorer, click Tools, internet options, delete cookies.

The little rod is Growing.....

To delete a cookie

In Internet Explorer, on the Tools menu, click Internet Options.
On the General tab, click Settings, and then click View files.
Select the cookie you want to delete, and then, on the File menu, click Delete.
Notes

Some Web sites store your member name and password or other personally identifiable information about you in a cookie; therefore, if you delete a cookie, you may need to re-enter this information the next time you visit the site.
To delete all of the cookies on your computer, click Delete Cookies on the General tab.
From MS explorer help In case there are other paleotechnical lizardoids.

I voted 10 times without clear my cookies. It seemed to count my additional votes, but that might have been you guys.

Heh.

Yikes, and to think I once spoke as fluent as possible in German for a 5-6 year old at home, and cant make sense of what that page was saying! ;-)

Done, Voted!

Can someone keep us posted on the counts please?

Ok my vote is in. Not that I really care what the Germans think of our president. If they can think at all over the dogmatic indoctrination they get over there.

#29 clutch

You just don't get it do you. Crapweasels is not hyphenated. Great post, though. Gotta go vote!

Just voted about 50 times. #1 is now above 10%. (I feel like I'm back in Chicago!)

Hey we can vote in Germany can't we?

We're all one big multilateral consensus building pacifistic U.N.-sanctioned family anyway, right?

*starts humming "Kumbaya"*

Charles

how does it feel to have so many minions willing to do your bidding? How do you avoid the 'God Complex'?

And OT - but a few days ago you wrote about how certain news stories on the Yahoo feed seem to stick around longer than others, and not because of their 'news value' (mostly anti-bush stories).

My question - What the hell is up with that 'Australia to upgrade radar system' story? It's been on the wire for weeks! Is it some kind of Anti-Bush radar?

If you do not clear your cookies you get this message: "Sie haben für dieses Vote bereits abgestimmt" which using a free internet translater means "They already voted for this Vote".

Clear your cookies in Internet Explorer by going to the "Tools" menu and selecting "Internet Options" click on "Delete Cookies" hit "OK" and hit "OK" again.

Vote, hit the back button, clear your cookies, and repeat to your hearts content.

Enjoy.

30 andrew 3/5/2004 10:39AM PST

If you're using explorer, click Tools, internet options, delete cookies.

Be careful about deleting all your cookies. If you have accounts with Amazon, Internet News Agencies and of course our lizard king, you will lose all your preferences and auto logons.

A better way is to go to the cookie directory and selectively delete the Der Spiegle cookie alone.

(#40) mark

Charles

how does it feel to have so many minions willing to do your bidding? How do you avoid the 'God Complex'?

Inexplicably, George Burns usually pops into my mind.

levi from queens 3/5/2004 10:29AM PST

How do I clear my cookies?

Assuming that you are using XP, sorry but my couple of 'puters are all on XP now and I cant remember the exact buttons for 2000 or 98 but open up IE and click on
Tools.
Internet Options,
Delete Cookies

Be aware though, that when you do this, you will also be clearing cookies that have you set to automatically enter any forums, that will have traces of your passwords.
Even here, my name is usually already in its spot above its post......clearing them all will cancel all of that out.

At least this is how I remember to clear cookies?
< I use a specific program to keep them >

#31, please keep your personal comments to yourself :)

John Gibbon #31

the little rod is growing

Really enjoying this, huh? And don't sell yourself short! I'm sure your rod is more than adequate!

(Ha! I crack myself up!)

At 760!

Guess I should have read the above posts first about how to clear cookies.
My post wasnt needed! ;-)

Oops! I voted for "miserable failure"!

I can't read German!

My chad got stück!

(I hope I don't get counted as a vote for Bat Puchanan!)

Hey, do we get to vote on Europeaser governments?

Chutzpah! and I bet those Germans who vote on Bush can also master a speech on American arrogance.

Voted like half a Democrat -- Often, extremely often

For speed you could just do this

[Link: www1.spiegel.de...]

that way you don't have to hit back, click on 1, then submit
just put in the url and keep hitting enter

You can look in "Temporary Internet files"; the Spiegel cookie is "Cookie: Owner Spiegel yada yada yada"
That way, you can just delete the Spiegel cookie and not lose your preferences at that gerbil site you subscribe to.............

The tally so far

1 844 11.86%
2 107 1.50%
3 127 1.78%
4 484 6.80%
5 1849 25.97%
6 3708 52.09%

Gesamtbeteiligung: 7119

*snicker snicker* #1 checked. :)

My vote made it

911 for option 1 gave me a chill

I knwo someone had to have it but still

Austin

btw here is one heartfelt apology from mass for John Kerry

Wow, it was a little over 500 when I checked and now it is over 900! Way to go, minions!

(crapweasels, no '-' between 'crap' and 'weasles', crapweasels, crapweasels, crapweasels, dhimmicraps, err, crapweasels...)

Dang,

And here I thought ballot stuffing was the purview of the Chicago democrats, who voted early, often, and dead.

/irony

To Austin from Boston

Back in 72 when I was an LLL, the VFW put up a billboard on I-95 outside of Providence at the border with MA saying--You are now leaving the United States. Some friends and I took up a collection to fund a billboard on the MA side of the border saying: Welcome to Sweden--Take off your clothes and stay awhile!

Help Drive the German Left Crazy

Now tell me the world hasn't gone insane. Everything is upside down.

Sir yessir!! I will continue with the mission you assigned me sir. repeating continueously sir!!!

We got the Miserable entry down to 50%.

C:/Documents and Settings/username/Local Settings/Temporary Internet Files

I had to change the direction of the slashes to show this, reverse the slashes first.....

The cookie should reside here in this directory, It should be near the top of the listing. Look for "der spiegle"

Vote - Delete - Vote - Delete

Don't dare delete the mighty Cookie from our lizard King.

I expect no less than One hundred from each lizardzoid...now get down and give me a hundred!!!!

The following is off-topic,

but I May As Well Post This Here...

-------------------

As an AOL user, I can only lurk at LGF from home.

However, I occasionally post from other computers, especially from the Louisville public library -- as I am now doing...

The Rachel Corrie Mural discussion was caught by this library's net-nanny.

I am not computer HTML literate, so I will simply try to reproduce as best I can what I got...

The original leat post by Charles was allowed, as well as the first 26 reader comments.

Then came this:
_________________________
Symantec Corporation's logo
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Access Denied

The requested document [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...] will not be shown.

Reason: DDR score = 52.

This page will not be displayed because it contains prohibited words or it has exceeded its tolerance of questionable words.

Copyright © (1996-2003) Symantec Corporation
All Rights Reserved. Legal Notice "

1089 as of my vote.

In honor of my home town's glorious electoral traditions, I hereby designate my fellow lizardoids as honorary Chicagoans!

*** all bow before the statue of Hinky Dink Kenna, who coined the phrase we all know and love! ***

1 1190 15.72%
2 202 2.67%
3 127 1.68%
4 485 6.41%
5 1852 24.47%
6 3713 49.06%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 7569

Additional instructions....

When you go back into your Tempory Internet Files folder.

Make sure you 'Refresh' in order to see the "derspiegle" cookie again (so you can delete that bad boy)

The easiest way to do it is to hit 'F5'

or right click in the file area and choose 'Refresh'

voted--and often. "miserable" down to 49%. This could easily turn into an Ocktoberfest!

Voted for number 1. The Germans really get my blood boiling.

How do you say Dubya Akbar in German?

My vote is cast.

Voted. "Miserable" down to 48.47%. "Great" is at 16.73%. Unfortunately "5" is 24.17%.

Trash the lines, people.

#67,

Now there's an idea!

This thread is now the Friday night drinking thread!

Nice work John.

Vote early, vote often ...

Vote #5, down to 48.1% miserable.

1 1369 17.66%
2 203 2.62%
3 129 1.66%
4 485 6.26%
5 1853 23.90%
6 3714 47.90%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 7753

I'm not having to delete the cookies any longer... they are not being placed onto my computer for some reason.

...Keep going Lizardzoids, Beer and Steak on the Objective!!!!! (and assorted insects)

Drinking game rules -

#1 everytime "miserable" goes down a percentage point, drink.

Using NT, I think I'm good to go just closing the window then reopening from the link Charles gave.

#76 GW

That is what I am doing also.

Well, I stuffed the ballot box big time. I think that I'll bang out a perl script on the train home to vote every 10-30 seconds. I'll post a link here it here if anyone wants it.

Although I'm starting to feel other lizards aren't carrying their weight. There are almost 1000 people on line. If everyone was voting every 5-10 seconds...well...

RIP I'm seeing an increase everytime but then again, us lizards are pounding it pretty good.

#73 RIP Ford

I'm not having to delete the cookies any longer... they are not being placed onto my computer for some reason.

I wonder if they are using that nefarious pratice of logging then denying your IP address?

Back for another round of voting and I need a drink-Purim and Shabbat preparations are exhausting....

#81 John Gibbon
#80 GW

I'm new to the ballot stuffing game, so I'm not very sure how the system works. :P

#5 grayp
I don't want to start another slap-fight between US and Canadian posters, but...
Can we just invade your country before someone else does (like Greenland)?
At least you won't have to deal with Paul Celucci anymore.

TimF (#72),

Vote early, vote often ...

Why, ... I never heard of such a thing!

Miserable = 46%

Drink

I don't think they're blocking IP's. I just showed a coworker the page and he voted also. The site would see the same IP, proxy address, for both of us.

Thanks for the heads up. I voted "miserable"

us lizards are pounding it pretty good.

Excuse me?

I just did 6 votes. It looks like it takes about 7-8 votes to move the "1' up a percentage point.

L'chaim everyone!

#76 GW,

Are you getting Red Bold letters above the tally box? If so your vote did not count...

#88 james

Thanks for sharing that with us, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

We just hit 20% and skyrocketing. I've voted 50 times at least. Even better than clearing your cookies each time is to set your browser not to accept cookies from the Speigel site; then you don't get the cookies in the first place and can rock the vote hardcore.

Ach, dis is so dissappointing. It was you die Amerikans who de-nazified us and teach us about DEMOCRACY--one man, one vote--and now you do thiss!!!! Now you try to make dis German vote like Chikago--vote early, vote offten.

Ach!

Drinking game rule #2

When #1 gets to be higher than #5, you must kill your whole cup.

(#94) RWC?

"We shall overcoooome, We shall overcoooome,.....Somedaaaaaay"

Broken nails on your claws is no excuse, keep clicking...

...And to those who are drinking, make sure you have a designated clicker! Impaired judgement may cost you the difference between an Einze or a Funmf.

Kylaer: How do you do that?

1 1703 21.00%
2 209 2.58%
3 131 1.62%
4 485 5.98%
5 1856 22.89%
6 3724 45.93%

Woo hoo, look at how #1 is going up.

#94 Horst

Jawohl, mein heir.

#91 john g. Yea, I'm seeing the red bold. When i look in my cookies folder, I do not see the cookie either. I deleted it after voting the first time so I've got only two votes in now.

I'm trying to vote so fast that the ice is melting. Help!

Apologize if this has been posted, but after you're totally smashed (you have to be to read it), and your index finger calloused, this will prove that the Germans still have something to learn from the French. (Warning: it's long)

#98 Levi:

In Internet Explorer 6 (Sorry, don't know for other versions/browsers):

Tools, Internet Options, "Privacy" tab. Go down to the bottom where it says "Web sites" and click the "Edit" button. Type in "www1.spiegel.de" and click "Block." You will now no longer accept the site's cookies.

Also great for blocking annoying advertisers that put trackers on your machine.

Passing rating 5 on the left.....On zee Autobahn even...

Woo hoo my 1857 just beat out #5!

#1 is asbove #5 DRINK!!

#93 Kylaer

It won't let you do that for long. Stopped me after maybe 5 votes.

#104 John Gibbon:

On the left? We're passing it on the right!

Just wrote a little app that votes, clears cache, wait a millisecond, do it again ad infinum :-)

Brilliant german engineering on that site

#75 renna:

Drinking game rules - #1 everytime "miserable" goes down a percentage point, drink.

Whoa! If I do that, you're going to have one less lizardoid hangin' round these parts. Can this lilly-livered girl take a sip, instead?

#101 GW

Okay good, you're with the program....I only had to recycle you once...you can still get your Tab.....

Keep clicking

Well it looks as if Bush is quite popular in Germany...who would of thunk?

I got so much childish joy out of voting for Bush that I did it at least twenty time. I also now know how to clear my cookies. See what fun things one can learn hanging about here?

Lizardzoids, we are halfway there.....give yourself a claw on the back....munch an insect...and get clicking!

1 2134 24.96%
2 210 2.46%
3 131 1.53%
4 486 5.68%
5 1858 21.73%
6 3731 43.64%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 8550

Cheese it, fellas, I think the Gerries are on to us!

Sie brauchen einen Cookie, um abstimmen zu können, aber es konnte keiner gesetzt werden. Bitte aktivieren Sie Cookies in Ihren Browsereinstellungen.

110 sharona

Whoa! If I do that, you're going to have one less lizardoid hangin' round these parts. Can this lilly-livered girl take a sip, instead?

It's worse than you think. I'm a "chickenhawk" rulemaker because I don't even drink.

Sie brauchen einen Cookie, um abstimmen zu können, aber es konnte keiner gesetzt werden. Bitte aktivieren Sie Cookies in Ihren Browsereinstellungen

in big letters. I think this says I have to go back to clearing cookies manually instead of following the eadvice of kylaer

Sie brauchen einen Cookie, um abstimmen zu können, aber es konnte keiner gesetzt werden. Bitte aktivieren Sie Cookies in Ihren Browsereinstellungen

They need a Cookie, in order to be able to co-ordinate, but it could not be set. Please you activate Cookies in your Browsereinstellungen.

#84 papijoe

'course, sweetie, c'mon down!

#116 Papijoe

Cheese it, fellas, I think the Gerries are on to us!

I'll take no guff, or you're on KP duty, follow zee cookie delete instructions posted by me above and keep clicking!

And you can vote as many times as you want!

I was tutoring middle school kids in math and computers. I remember teaching a young gal to clear her cookie so that she could vote again and again for Leonardo DiCaprio as the "coolest dude ever" or something. Her eyes lit up and I knew what it was...to be a teacher. (sniff sniff)

#120 grayp

I love Canada.
I just don't want to see her go the way of Europe
:-0

#124 papijoe

I just don't want to see her go the way of Europe

I'm afraid it might be too late. La Nouvelle France has slipped way down into that chasm.

OT - Martha Stewart found guilty on all 4 counts.

Wow--I'm getting 53 cookkies per vote now!

#121 John Gibbon

OK Sarge!

I think I got another one!

#126 Athos 3/5/2004 12:04PM PST
OT - Martha Stewart found guilty on all 4 counts.

NOOOOOOooooo! How will I know how to decorate for Easter now???

ya - dis poll may have needed a littlzo halp. zoooo, we do vat ve can. ;)

we are less than 1000 votes away from passing SEX (6)

"On to Berlin!"

The other night, the actress Julia Stiles was on Letterman talking about a weird experience she had recently while shooting a movie in Berlin. She said the Germans had a penchant for co-ed naked saunas, which seemed perfectly natural to them, and utterly strange to her. Apparently, while walking over to the sauna, some wrinkly old naked woman asked Julia something, to which she replied "nein sprechen zi deutsch" (or however you say "I don't speak German" in German), to which to the butt naked old broad retorted in a mocking, sarcastic and hysterical manner, "nein sprechen zi deutsch! nein sprechen zi deutsch!"
Stiles was telling Letterman she couldn't believe how weird and rude people were to her there, and caught herself, adding, "oh, no, now a bunch of Germans are going to hate me!" Letterman responded without missing a beat, "You wouldn't be the first."

Heh heh. Nice job, Dave! And, Julia too.

Martha Stewart found guilty on all 4 counts.

I'm sure she will have a cheerful and festively decorated cell.

Hogunnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Speaking of Martha, what were the 4 counts?

#133 RIP Ford

I'm sure she will have a cheerful and festively decorated cell.

It's a good thing.

So, what does match with prison jumpsuit orange? Or 101 ways to improve creamed chipped beef?

The four counts (heh, heh)

- cheap labor
- gastly colors
- cheap products
- sold at Kmart

"...working on a chain gang"

1 3033 31.98%
2 225 2.37%
3 132 1.39%
4 486 5.12%
5 1862 19.64%
6 3745 39.49%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 9483

That cookie is proving to be pretty damn elusive. Anyone figure out the actual file name?

Oh how fun!

1: 2981 - 31.61%
6: 3745 - 39.71%

Hmm, are any of you voting more than once?

;^)

Okay, I just did ten votes for martha, since she might lose her voting privilages. She voted "Einze" for Bush of course...

So, what does match with prison jumpsuit orange?

Come to a Tennessee football game. You'll see 107,000 different ways to wear orange. You can vote for the new UT orange tartan here. I like the muted one.

I voted about 40 times...41.....42........

#135 Andrew

Conspiracy - She willfully and knowingly worked with Bacanovic to obstruct justice and make false statements.

False Statements - She lied when she told the SEC, FBI, and Federal Prosecutors she had prearranged to sell the stock when it dropped below $60 - 2 counts.

Obstruction of Justice

(Getting this from FNC feed.......)

She can get up to 5 years in prison for each count, plus $250K fine per count.

If she goes to prison, she'll hate the thread count of the bed sheets.

#125 Athos

Even down here in the chasm die Gedunken sind frei.

One Martha charge was perjury.

#144 Athos

Thanks. I like false statements - as if they won't lie to you.

#141 John Gibbon

LOL!

After 10 votes for #1, I'm now stuffing the ballot box with #2 votes, just to keep the pollsters thinking it is still honest. On a scale of 1 to 6, "2" can't be too bad.

#134 Colonel Klink

LMAO

#136 Athos

It's a good thing.

LOL

Wow!

1 3169 - 32.92%

2 229 - 2.38%

3 133 - 1.38%

4 486 - 5.05%

5 1862 - 19.34%

6 3748 - 38.93%

Gesamtbeteiligung: 9627

How long before they invalidate this poll? Anyone?

#139 Papijoe

That cookie is proving to be pretty damn elusive. Anyone figure out the actual file name?

In the directory, click and sort on the 'last modified' column heading, so that they are in descending order (most recent on top). It should be in the top 5.

It should be a text file and like 'Cookie:username@spiegle.de/'

Go to town!

#145 Ms. Andi

If she goes to prison, she'll hate the thread count of the bed sheets.

Funniest line of an already funny thread

Its Friday afternoon and this ballet stuffing sure beats working!!!!!!!!!

Freepers are on board now...LOL

#152 Spiny Norman

How long before they invalidate this poll? Anyone?

As soon as they see the results and don't like them.

OK, we need some No. 2 and No. 3 votes, or it gonna looked, ya know, ... rigged. ;-)

I predict #1 will take the lead in 6 and 1/2 minutes.

Got it Sarge, I thought the "Undo" button was "Refresh"
Gooooolly!

#156 Scott B

LOL
Called in the reserves, did you?

#150 grandma

I'm now stuffing the ballot box with #2 votes, just to keep the pollsters thinking it is still honest.

Excellent idea. OK everyone, time to bang away at #2!

#150 Grandma 3/5/2004 12:21PM PST

After 10 votes for #1, I'm now stuffing the ballot box with #2 votes, just to keep the pollsters thinking it is still honest. On a scale of 1 to 6, "2" can't be too bad.

Did I authorize that!!!!

...but hey! good idea continue at a rate of 10/1

#152 Spiny Norman

"How long before they invalidate this poll? Anyone?"

I don't care when they invalidate it... I just want everyone in Germany who votes to freak when they see others think Bush is doing good..... and the freaks at der frickin spie-sighiel to see all the peps in the USA are watchin em and can do something...

Mike7411

#154 papijoe

Thanks :)

Actually, it was Martha that got me hooked on 350+ thread count. I can't go back!

#156 Scott B

Oh nooooooooo! The freepers will crash the servers and then they'll know for certain something's up!

#155 Jeff

Its Friday afternoon and this ballet stuffing sure beats working!!!!!!!!!

Ballet stuffing: Fat chick in a tutu.

IF MARTHA MUST ROT, WHY IS KEN LAY FREE TO TROT?

1 3522 35.25%
2 234 2.34%
3 134 1.34%
4 487 4.87%
5 1863 18.64%
6 3752 37.55%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 9992

#167 scaramouche

You are evil, I just spit my Whataburger all over my screen.

Grandma (#150),

GMTA!

Less than 500 km (votes) to Berlin!

I was goin' to post the Lyrics to "Working in a Coal mine" by Devo, but can't get by the paragraphing!

1 3657 36.10%
2 237 2.34%
3 134 1.32%
4 487 4.81%
5 1863 18.39%
6 3753 37.04%

You guys practicing for November?

#174 John Effen Kerry

Yup

30 kilometers, sweet!

Only 45 votes from ahead--should we shoot for 5,000, 10,000? I vote for 10,000.

1 3756 36.70%
2 240 2.34%
3 134 1.31%
4 487 4.76%
5 1864 18.21%
6 3754 36.68%

Whooo hooooo!!!

2 Kilometers!

Huzzah!

1 3759 36.72%
2 240 2.34%
3 134 1.31%
4 487 4.76%
5 1864 18.21%
6 3754 36.67%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 10238

3757 36.70%
2 240 2.34%
3 134 1.31%
4 487 4.76%
5 1864 18.21%
6 3754 36.67%

We just pulled ahead! Never underestimate the power of the Lizoids!

Damn you Tom! :)

Woohoo!

hehe

1 3782 36.86%
2 240 2.34%
3 134 1.31%
4 487 4.75%
5 1864 18.17%
6 3754 36.59%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 10261

Almost tied! Sehr Gut mein Lizardoid brothers und sisters

; )

#175 RIP Ford

Carry on!

Lizards we are on the Objective!

...But don't stop now! The Germans will wake up in about 8 hours and have to start voting again!

It's #1 with over 37% now :-)

#177 levi from queens:

I think we should do 10000 for #1 and 5000 for #2 Just to make it look 'realistic' :)

Well done mates!
This should boil their strudel.

Charles,

How long did that take? From start of thread to now?

#194 John Gibbon

A little over 2 hours and 20 minutes.

Wow

37.76%

Did my bit!

Maybe Americans should run a poll about how well Schroeder has done his job. (Or maybe not - I'm sure the Germans would be insulted when most Americans voted for "who gives a rat's ass?".)

I just can't imagine how this could've happened:

1 3916 - 37.62%

2 254 - 2.44%

3 134 - 1.29%

4 487 - 4.68%

5 1864 - 17.91%

6 3754 - 36.06%

Gesamtbeteiligung: 10409

From less than 400 #1 to almost 4,000 in 2 hours! Good work, Minions.

#174 - Absolutely. Best way to keep it fair - following the example of Mayor Daley, Rep. Gephardt, Senator LB Johnson, Al Gore, etc.

Sie haben für dieses Vote bereits abgestimmt!

I think this means I'm rejected for voting twice (or 50) times. I had cleared my cookies. Do they have some other way to tell?

Congrats lizardoids! Keep going, the bigger the margin Bush gets the better.

Voted proudly for #1 and used the refresh icon to watch the vote evolve over ~1 min - 93 votes for #1 and 2 votes for #6.

Shows the reach of LGF.

#189 John Effen Kerry

LOL

Alrighty then.

I'm no longer able to find the cookie in the temp internet file. I'm still not allowed to vote, though. Any thoughts?

#129 Renna

NOOOOOOooooo! How will I know how to decorate for Easter now???

Don't forget: Christopher Lowell's still available. Can't wait for his bridal (groom's?) outfit.

Dumb and Dumber: how come I can't vote again after cookie's been removed?

Dont forget! We have to match the TOTAL number of bad votes, which at this point is still WAY over 50%. We have to make sure we get over 50% in our category!

Holy Mackerel! Votes are pilingupfasterthanIcanrefresh!

#199 Athos

Relax Amigo #174 was me. Colonel Klink too. Consider it a USO show for the battling minions.

Gotta go vote some more!

#204 RIP Ford

Check my previous posts; sort on last modified

I've had no problems and am still voting...

To RIP Ford-- I had the same thing happen. Make sure you close the spieggle window before chasing cookies. They are now scattering the times on them. Scroll down a little further into the temporary internet files window, and root out all of those little bedbugs. Then you can vote again.

This is great! I feel so dirty - like a Democrat in Florida!

BTW, I have my cookies folder open (from within IE), and now I notice that 2 files show up when I vote (plus another if I click on the "back" button). I just delete those three, and vote again.

Silly chads.

#205 Whale

Make sure you are refreshing the directory to make it appear again..see my previous posts...

"On to Braunsweig"

#208

Curses, caught by another faux troll.

#211

I feel so dirty - like a Democrat in Florida!

ROFL

Woohoo!

1 4366 - 40.00%

Payback for the EUnuchs flooding Charles' Biggest Threat To Peace poll.

I say let's have lofty goals.

80% for #1
15% for #2

No body out there has a life, now do you?

#211
I know what you mean, I'm feeling a little schmutzlich myself, and I like it.

#209 John Gibbon
#210 levi from queens

Thanks for the info. {giggling idiotically}

#212 J. Gibbon

Thanks. In my present condition I don't think I could pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel.

And speaking of polls, check this out: What Martha's punishment should be

"Drive them to the banks of The Oder!"

42%

Still at it voting to bump up the #2 bucket. Gotta keep the poll looking legit. Thanks for the Friday Follies, Charles. As many of my votes go into the poll, another sip of White Infidel goes into me. Sure beats working on my income tax return!

1 4708 41.56%
2 370 3.27%
3 134 1.18%
4 487 4.30%
5 1864 16.45%
6 3766 33.24%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 11329

#220 John Gibbon
From my experience it's usually the French with The Oder

for any coders with a copy of vb, here is the code that will vote for this site non stop until you kill the program

Option Explicit

Private Declare Function FindFirstUrlCacheGroup Lib "wininet.dll" ( _
ByVal dwFlags As Long, _
ByVal dwFilter As Long, _
ByRef lpSearchCondition As Long, _
ByVal dwSearchCondition As Long, _
ByRef lpGroupId As Date, _
ByRef lpReserved As Long) As Long

Private Declare Function FindNextUrlCacheGroup Lib "wininet.dll" ( _
ByVal hFind As Long, _
ByRef lpGroupId As Date, _
ByRef lpReserved As Long) As Long

Private Declare Function DeleteUrlCacheGroup Lib "wininet.dll" ( _
ByVal sGroupID As Date, _
ByVal dwFlags As Long, _
ByRef lpReserved As Long) As Long

Private Declare Function FindFirstUrlCacheEntry Lib "wininet.dll" Alias "FindFirstUrlCacheEntryA" ( _
ByVal lpszUrlSearchPattern As String, _
ByRef lpFirstCacheEntryInfo As INTERNET_CACHE_ENTRY_INFO, _
ByRef lpdwFirstCacheEntryInfoBufferSize As Long) As Long

Private Type INTERNET_CACHE_ENTRY_INFO
dwStructSize As Long
szRestOfData(1024) As Long
End Type

Private Declare Function DeleteUrlCacheEntry Lib "wininet.dll" Alias "DeleteUrlCacheEntryA" ( _
ByVal lpszUrlName As Long) As Long

Private Declare Function FindNextUrlCacheEntry Lib "wininet.dll" Alias "FindNextUrlCacheEntryA" ( _
ByVal hEnumHandle As Long, _
ByRef lpNextCacheEntryInfo As INTERNET_CACHE_ENTRY_INFO, _
ByRef lpdwNextCacheEntryInfoBufferSize As Long) As Long

Private Const CACHGROUP_SEARCH_ALL = &H0
Private Const ERROR_NO_MORE_FILES = 18
Private Const ERROR_NO_MORE_ITEMS = 259
Private Const CACHEGROUP_FLAG_FLUSHURL_ONDELETE = &H2
Private Const BUFFERSIZE = 2048

Private Declare Sub Sleep Lib "kernel32" (ByVal dwMilliseconds As Long)

Private Sub Command1_Click()
Call ClearCache

WebBrowser1.Navigate2 "[Link: www1.spiegel.de...]

End Sub

Private Sub ClearCache()
Dim sGroupID As Date
Dim hGroup As Long
Dim hFile As Long
Dim sEntryInfo As INTERNET_CACHE_ENTRY_INFO
Dim iSize As Long

On Error Resume Next

' Delete the groups
hGroup = FindFirstUrlCacheGroup(0, 0, 0, 0, sGroupID, 0)

' To avoid error using it with IE4 as FindFirstUrlCacheGroup is not implemented
If Err.Number 453 Then
If (hGroup = 0) And (Err.LastDllError 2) Then
MsgBox "An error occurred enumerating the cache groups" & Err.LastDllError
Exit Sub
End If
Else
Err.Clear
End If

If (hGroup 0) Then
'we succeeded in finding the first cache group.. enumerate and
'delete
Do
If (0 = DeleteUrlCacheGroup(sGroupID, CACHEGROUP_FLAG_FLUSHURL_ONDELETE, 0)) Then

' To avoid error using it with IE4 as FindFirstUrlCacheGroup is not implemented
If Err.Number 453 Then
MsgBox "Error deleting cache group " & Err.LastDllError
Exit Sub
Else
Err.Clear
End If
End If
iSize = BUFFERSIZE
If (0 = FindNextUrlCacheGroup(hGroup, sGroupID, iSize)) And (Err.LastDllError 2) Then
MsgBox "Error finding next url cache group! - " & Err.LastDllError
End If
Loop Until Err.LastDllError = 2
End If

' Delete the files
sEntryInfo.dwStructSize = 80
iSize = BUFFERSIZE
hFile = FindFirstUrlCacheEntry(0, sEntryInfo, iSize)
If (hFile = 0) Then
If (Err.LastDllError = ERROR_NO_MORE_ITEMS) Then
GoTo done
End If
MsgBox "ERROR: FindFirstUrlCacheEntry - " & Err.LastDllError
Exit Sub
End If
Do
If (0 = DeleteUrlCacheEntry(sEntryInfo.szRestOfData(0))) _
And (Err.LastDllError 2) Then
Err.Clear
End If
iSize = BUFFERSIZE
If (0 = FindNextUrlCacheEntry(hFile, sEntryInfo, iSize)) And (Err.LastDllError ERROR_NO_MORE_ITEMS) Then
MsgBox "Error: Unable to find the next cache entry - " & Err.LastDllError
Exit Sub
End If
Loop Until Err.LastDllError = ERROR_NO_MORE_ITEMS
done:
Debug.Print "cache cleared"
'Command1.Enabled = True
End Sub

Private Sub Form_Resize()
WebBrowser1.Height = Form1.Height - WebBrowser1.Top - Me.ScaleY(5, vbPixels, vbTwips)
WebBrowser1.Width = Form1.Width - WebBrowser1.Left - Me.ScaleX(5, vbPixels, vbTwips)

End Sub

Private Sub WebBrowser1_DocumentComplete(ByVal pDisp As Object, URL As Variant)
'Debug.Print "here"
'Call Sleep(1)
Call Command1_Click

End Sub

#225 papijoe,

From my experience it's usually the French with The Oder

You obviously did not live in the same German Farm town I did!!!!!!

...right about now they'd be spreading that live manure around!

To Jeff R--Wow!! Did you just make all that stuff up?

Just changed the above code to vote for option 2, how many do we want?

1 4750 41.68%
2 394 3.46%
3 134 1.18%
4 487 4.27%
5 1864 16.36%
6 3768 33.06%

#227 Jeff R

Our secret weapon! Unleash the Hounds!!!!!

#221 Geepers,

Great work song!!

Jeff R--If we want 80% on 1 and 10% on 2, then we need about 7,000 on 2 and 56,000 on 1

to levi from queens = yep wrote it about 2 hours ago. Its been running ever since

I can see the AP/Reuters stories tomorrow.

See America? It's just mean ol' hateful you that won't play nice with Europe. Why, Germany luvs Dubya. At an astounding rate, too.

What would be real interesting is to see what they do with the results?

I hope we keep our vigilant lizard eyes on this survey in the days to come...

Will we fool them? or will they throw it out?

How do we run it on our computers? Or if I don't know what "vb" is, then I probably can't do it anyway?

Arrrrgh...

Right index finger going numb............

Must....
Delete....

cookies...
one
more
time.........

gak!

#232 John Gibbon

Sarge, can I stop clicking now. All's I got is about an inch and a half of index finger left...

I went and looked at some of their other polls. I think we will set their record for the most votes cast in a poll. Who would have thunk that GWB was so popular over there?

will this control cookies?

[Link: www.javacoolsoftware.com...]

burning cookies?

LOL

#239
Soldiers, you've done a great job, accomplished the mission and brought everyone back safely!
You may stand down.
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
Drink 'em if they're cold.
(And I got a vote or two in, too!)

yes!!!!
GWB is now ahead.
Such power

My goal is to vote at least as many times as the total number of times Kerry actually voted while in Congress.

Jeff R, #227, #230

I am TRULY impressed.

1 5000 41.58%
2 757 6.30%
3 137 1.14%
4 487 4.05%
5 1866 15.52%
6 3778 31.42%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 12025

5000 is mine!!!!!

LOL @ this thread. I voted. Do they know what website we're all coming from....you know the way Charles knows where his traffice comes from?

Moments away from #1/#2 taking the >50% lead.

1+2 is now > 50%

Anybody notice any movement on the enemy side of the lines? did 5 or 6 go up recently?

and 6 < 30%

Jeff R
You rock man!
But enough of the number 2's.....lets give unwavering support....

#1 + #2 = 50.55%

#6 + #5 = 44.51%

LMAO!

Charles: So many thanks for mentioning the SPIEGEL poll in a posting! This is probably the greatest satisfaction since I'm running my blog.

AND ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE: THANK YOU FOR VOTING!

The left-wing nuts at SPIEGEL will commit mass suicide...

David Kaspar

Jeff R,

What is the rate of vote on that thingie you developed?

Well this is fun! I started voting when #1 was at less than 3000. It's been well wasted time :)

1 5236 41.12%
2 1226 9.63%
3 140 1.10%
4 487 3.82%
5 1866 14.65%
6 3780 29.68%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 12735

#254 John Gibbon

# 5 hasn't moved in at least half an hour, Sarge!

#27 Mark

BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF THE LIZARD KING!! LOOK UPON HIS WORKS, YE MORONS, AND TREMBLE

No effing kidding! Still LMAO!

#258 David

Jus' doin' our duty, sir!

Thanks for the G-2!

#54 hellcat 10:53AM PST

The tally so far

1 844 11.86%
2 107 1.50%
3 127 1.78%
4 484 6.80%
5 1849 25.97%
6 3708 52.09%

Gesamtbeteiligung: 7119

And Now:

1 5404 41.86%
2 1232 9.54%
3 140 1.08%
4 487 3.77%
5 1866 14.46%
6 3780 29.28%

Gesamtbeteiligung: 12909

Yeah Baby!

#241, RAYRA

Well, it does say "with liberty and justice for all."

Let the cookies crumble (since we're in that game today) where they should. I have little sympathy for Martha, but from what I've read (in FORTUNE, WSJ...), what she did was crumbs compared to Mr. Enron. If he isn't touched, money talks and justice walks.

QUESTION: If the message I get is the following, does that mean it counted my vote or not?

"Sie haben für dieses Vote bereits abgestimmt!"

(I'm sure it took my FIRST one, but the later ones have me concerned)

#254 papijoe 3/5/2004 01:47PM PST

Great news, now get back out on that OP!

#266 Flaming Sword

Your vote was NOT counted....

Go back and read MY previous posts on how to clear the 'spiegle' cookie....

Darn good thing there aren't any pop-ups on that site!

9 mouse-clicks to do one vote cycle is enough.

observer,

Ken Lay's underlings are being indicted. Expect some or all to of them squeal. I assume that's what Justice is expecting.

Flaming Sword: It means, "You've already voted on this issue."

Flamming # 266

"Sie haben für dieses Vote bereits abgestimmt!"

It means they recognize you as someone who has already voted.

Still, folks, keep voting...

Are there any Dems here who can tell us how to get dead people to vote?

John:

Thanks! I've gotten the hang of deleting the cookies now, so I'm sure my democratic opinion is now being heard loud and clear! *laughs*

1 5500 42.27%
2 1235 9.49%
3 141 1.08%
4 487 3.74%
5 1866 14.34%
6 3782 29.07%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 13011

500 #1 votes in about 23 minutes!
>20 votes for #1 per minute!

**claws clicking away madly on mouse continue**

Grow up yet! You think the manipulation isn't obvious when the votes change in such a short time and most ISP are from the U.S.?

By referrer logs they'll find out where the votes came from.

Expect a "U.S. right wing/zionist blog manipulates Spiegel votes" article.

Or they just silently kill all votes of the last hours (more likely).

Ok, it's fun anyway..lol

But you need German T-Online ISP to cloak the action properly (most Germans use that).

BTW, Schroeder would probably fare worse in that poll than Bush.

Thanks for making my day! Hilarious...I'm laughing out loud right now. They're probably calling their IT guys to find out why there's a glitch in the poll algorithm

Nice:
1 5552 42.46%
2 1244 9.51%
3 141 1.08%
4 487 3.72%
5 1866 14.27%
6 3785 28.95%
Gesamtbeteiligung: 13075

IIRC, the Feds have gotten the CFOs to roll at several of the big scandals. Ken Lay is going down, just like Ebbers (Worldcom), Scrushy (HealthSouth), Rigas (Adelphia), and Kozlowski (Tyco).

#276 Kindergarten Cop

Killjoy....................

*click clickity click**click clickity click**click clickity click**click clickity click**click clickity click**click clickity click**click clickity click**click clickity click*

#276 Kindergarten Cop

Grow up yet! You think the manipulation isn't obvious when the votes change in such a short time and most ISP are from the U.S.?

Hey, it is the "World Wide Web" you know?

And I know many German nationals in the US, esp Texas, Kalifornia, New Mexico....

Heh, heh

I've just made a lot of dead people in Chicago green with envy.

Expect a "U.S. right wing/zionist blog manipulates Spiegel votes" article

That wouldn't be such a bad thing, either.

You can run from the US rightwing/zionist conspiracy, but you can't hide.

Next time their webmaster checks this poll his monocle is going to fall out.