LOL. Amritas, you should link to him in a post that also links to your Chomsky critique, just to "be like dat".

Oh please! That commie colostomy bag couldn't turn a tide if he were a tsunami.

I smell a McCarthy-ism conspiracy...

Swarm, minions, swarm. All his comments are belong to us.

LOL, you're so evil Charles. But you know that's just one of the things I love about you :-)

The IMF is hardly more than a branch of the Treasury Department

If only.

The pompous twit is off to a great start...

Does he have comments? Let's see who can get banned first!

Ari T., LOL! zulubaby, me likes the way you thinks.

Can you imagine how the bullshit is going to fly in that comments section?

It's hideous, what is with the acid yellow? And my least favourite font, Arial. Yech. He should have hired Charles.

People in the more civilized sectors of the world (what we call "the third world," or the "developing countries") often burst out laughing when they witness an election...

Yeah, those more civilized developing countries like Yemen or Rwanda.

Unbelievable, and I mean that literally. How could anyone with an IQ over 60 take this seriously?

I wonder if evolution's eve will post comments there?

Does he always refer to himself in the third person?

Welcome to Turning The Tide

This blog will include brief comments on diverse topics of concern in our time. They will sometimes come from the ZNet sustainer forum system where Noam interacts through a forum of his own, sometimes from direct submissions, sometimes culled from mail and other outlets -- always from Noam Chomsky.

Posted by Noam Chomsky at 12:18 PM

No, don't flood the comments. Let 'em be themselves a bit. Should be a beaut.

Ok, the USA should aspire to be like Brazil. Got that?

/almost speechless

His comments section won't last 24 hours.

Let me just say that the thought of a full-blown LGF-Noam Chomsky blog shitstorm leaves me faint with anticipation. Faint, I tell you.

I'm sure it will be the foremost blog on the web dealing with linguistics.

What a hack.

Check-out the last comment:

Turning the Tide
Comments: Welcome to Turning The Tide
Welcome to blogland, Noam! And beware of the trolls -- they're sure to come.

Posted by Dennis Perrin at March 24, 2004 12:48 PM
Bravo, many thanks, and welcome!

Two quibbles for the technical person here: permalinks to individual entries don't work, and it would be good to enable trackback.

Posted by Curtiss Leung at March 24, 2004 01:39 PM
Why Dennis, whatever do you mean? What are these 'trolls' of which you speak?

Posted by Craos at March 24, 2004 02:02 PM
Yippee!

Posted by neoplasm at March 24, 2004 02:59 PM
OMG!! Haha... this is great!

Posted by NotGenius at March 24, 2004 06:08 PM
I guess it was inevitable. This will probably be the biggest, most referred-to leftist blog in shrt order.

Posted by Moonbat_One at March 24, 2004 07:23 PM
Welcome!

Posted by James Farmer at March 24, 2004 07:47 PM
great, and will be looking forward to reading your posts.

Posted by Lester Lim at March 24, 2004 08:47 PM

Oh Good,
A blog by an American-hating, self-hating Jew. So Noam, just how are the antisemitic holocaust denying folks who you call your friends?

Posted by Revolted by Noam at March 24, 2004 09:00 PM
Post a comment

Question 1: How many homes does speaking truth to power buy you?

zulubaby-I hate Arial too! Ha.

My God, I've read instructions on putting together children's toys that were better written than that garbage.

I always feard reading Chumpsky. I just kind of figured that the man had a Saurman like tounge and his writing would muddle even the most brilliant of minds.

Turns out, he's simply a few fries short of a Happy Meal and there's plenty of fools who think he's the toy inside.

What a buffoon. Maybe I'll start writing comments that make little sense and see what happens.

Yes, but when you consider the gubernatorial roles that don't descend appropriatly from the people, then you'll always have retroactive agreements between both the "Corporations" and those who don't understand the main concept of liberty.

Whether Bush believes, or even understands, the economic policies of his administration I have no idea

Great way to start off a blog, man. In the space of one clause, he managed to be disrespectful to the office of the president and to insult the intelligence of the man himself.

He's not even pretending to be an academic any more, is he?

Hold your breath before plunging in. Or to warm up a bit, try DU and then over to Indymedia to get into the swing of things.

All of three posts so far. The "Structual Adjustment" which begins with the IMF quote is a hoot. He holds up Brazil of all places as a showcase for a true democracy.

Brazil's better than some but they have a helluva long way to go. I think he likes them because Lula is an elected socialist. Comrade Chom's criteria for democracy is how close they are to a LLL autocracy. I think he'd praise Stalin because he collectivized the farms..that he liquidated a few tens of thousands of people would of no concern whatsoever.

It's gonna be fun.

This is great!

No more hunting all over the web for examples of Chomskyisms. Now it's non-stop intellectus flatus eruptus straight from the Horse's Ass!

Das Uberputz will now dump the bizarre contents of his warped brainpan in one convenient location! Serious students of Self-Inflicted Cretinism, rejoice! The clinical study of abnormal psychology will now advance by leaps and bounds.

It's like the dawn of a new era. We might even discover a cure!

Come on, you meanies. Just slow down on speaking truth to the Power of Chomsky. Let him get his hopes up for a few days. Rome wasn't built in a day, nor torn down either. I suggest the water torture, drip drip drip...

Does Chumpsky have a comment section? Please, please let there be a comment section >8-D

Shut up fools! Do you know how time and resource consuming it is for Homeland Security to have to scour thousands of websites to see what the most militant communists and Jew-haters are up to? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the one-stop shopping.

God bless you Noam. You're a true patriot, and this proud nation owes you. Knew you'd come around eventually. We couldn't be doing this without you!

#9 zulub

Well, had that actually happened I would like to think Charles would have told Noam where to stick his filthy, Iditioarian-begotten money ...

So, does this mean blogging is about to become passe now that the dried-up flower child ivory towerhead is getting on the bandwagon? Hope not ...

Yeah, I already saw this on Totten. And guess what? He doesn't blogroll any of us. Imagine that! Doesn't he know what's shaking in the blogosphere?

Buckaroo (#27)

Well, had that actually happened I would like to think Charles would have told Noam where to stick his filthy, Iditioarian-begotten money ...

Or charged him triple his usual rate ;-)

That waste of oxygen is beneath contempt...and acknowledgement.

#29

Yeah, since Chomsky loathes capitialism, he might not have been any the wiser ...
:-)

#29 zulubaby

Or charged him triple his usual rate ;-)

Great idea! if we're going to get this whole 'World Zionist Conspiracy' thing going, we will need the funds!

Hosted at Zmag. Where else?

Mah zeh Zmag?

zbaby:

Hosted at Zmag. Where else?

Mah zeh Zmag?

z magazine

According to zmag, zmag is a: "a huge website updated daily to convey information and provide community. About 300,000 people a week use ZNet's watch areas and sub-sites, translations, archives, links to other progressive sites, daily commentary program, and more."

[Please excuse exuberance]

BLOG WAR! BLOG WAR! BLOG WAR!

Somebody e-mail Anil Dash or Tacitus. Tell them that Noam Chomsky needs military advisors ... have them egg the poor old bastard on.

Currently featuring "Global Warming as a Weapon of Mass Destruction".
I'll take Stupid Commie Tricks for $100, Alex!

Cripey, forgot to change my name back.

zevariste, okay, I Googled it. I understand better now.

Okay, which one of you smart-a**es wrote his one on Chompie's blog?

Of course, we need state planning - it worked so well in the previous Soviet Union and today in Cuba and North Korea. And it is so democratic in spreading goods and services to the population.

Oh I hope to God it was one of you and not some LLL kook

You must not browse the magazine aisle at the local hippie grocery :-)

#42 Iron Fist

Just TOO DAMN FUNNY !!!

#42 Iron Fist

Crikey! One of the most dangerous animals in the world!

/Crocodile guy

It'll be interesting to see which lefties blogroll him and which decide to take a pass. Will Noam prove too hardcore for Oliver Willis? Is the heat he's bringing too fast for Atrios to handle?? Will Max Sawicky climb out of the ring muttering, sotto voce, "I don't want no part of that"??? Stay tuned!

OT OT OT:

ALL NYC area LGFers: our get together for this Sunday, March 28th is set. If you've already been in touch with me, you should have received an e-mail with all the details.
If you haven't received an e-mail about this, and you'd like to come, or if you haven't hear about it before now, please hit my nic, (it'll take you to my blog, hit contact me and send me an e-mail) and I'll get back to you with all the pertinent details.

Thank kew, thank kew, thank kew!!

To all:

Here is the anti-chumpsky:

[Link: www.leftwatch.com...]

Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky, a linguist at the Massachussetts Institute of Technology, revolutionized linguistics with his innatist theory of language, but he is perhaps best known for his left wing political views. Although rarely receiving much attention from mainstream media, Chomsky is an icon on college campuses and within the radical political movement which formed from the ashes of the New Left.

There is plenty of material on the web about Chomsky, but unfortunately almost all of it is bland hero worship which ignores the fact that while Chomsky is certainly right about many things, he is wrong about numerous others and is ultimately not all that far from those he subjects to intense scrutiny and criticism.

This page contains original essays pointing out some of Chomsky’s factual errors and his tendency to not apply the same standards to the Left that he applies (for the most part correctly) to the Right.

Articles on this site about Chomsky:

#42, 44

Now watch as I jam my thumb up his butthole!

/south park

Ok, I just tried reading the Chumpsky comments section. Blech! 90% of it is like being trapped in a dorm room with a bunch of heavily stoned LLL freshmen.

(#42) Iron Fist

Shhh!

Look! The wild asshat in it's natural environment.

LMFAO!

I thought that aidemydni was their natural habitat.

OT:

I just got home from the anti-antisemitism rally north of Toronto. There was an impressive turnout, about 2,000 persons in total, and speakers representing every concievable political and ethnic group.

It was kinda dreary inside the theatre where the speeches were taking place. But outside, there were some teenagers (maybe 100) staging a rally of their own. They were dancing, chanting pro-zionist slogans in English and Hebrew, waving p-p-provocative placards.

Toronto's Jewish community is gonna be OK. At least, the kids will.

I say flood his message boards. Most of you guys are hilarious and witty and it will be a great scence.

On the subject of whether the Jew Chomsky's blog is "hot or not," Allah says: Hot. So very, very hot.

#46 realwest:

ALL NYC area LGFers: our get together for this Sunday, March 28th is set.

Holy short notice Batman!

(sorry if I missed it on the threads earlier)

I see some of the minions have left "messages of support", so where are the Chomskybots? Wouldn't be great if the Gnome hisself came over here for a beatdown? A right proper LGF-style fisking?

I can dream, can't I?

I'm going to have SO much fun in the comments section of Chomsky's blog. I hope we don't scare him into turning the comments off. I'll bet it won't last a week.

And WHAT is with the yellow!? Is there a reason someone would make their blog look like it was pissed on?

OT...Anti Semitism Meeting in Toronto Tonight

Just came in from a meeting here in Toronto where thousands turned up to protest a rash of anti-Semitic incidents that have taken place over the past 2 weeks.

I was outside as the main auditorium was full and was down by the TV screen in the outside atrium.

The Police Chief, various Jewish organizations, Heads of Muslim organizations, Anglican church's, Heads of United Church's, Left Wing Politicos, Right Wing Politicians, etc were all there to lend support.

Some would say lend support but when it comes to the lefty's of the group, I say they were there more so because they knew they couldn't dare not to be, and some were politicians that aren't even in the public eye all that much anymore...although, overall, it was a fantastic turnout and the Jewish Community pulled together very well tonight.

Point?
Standing beside the pole I was leaning on, were a couple of guys that kept booing anytime a LLL politician was mentioned.

I giggled each time, but one older Jewish man asked them nicely to shush, suggesting that they should be happy that these men were there to support them, yadda, yadda, yadda...

I couldn't help but wonder if any of these guys were possibly visitors to LGF or [Link: www.israelforum.com...]
?

Anyone?

Great turn out but I must admit I was struck by how many Jews clapped for each LLL politician, yet the clapping died down when the more conservative speakers were mentioned. ;-(

Other than the one or two guys I mention that were boo'ing them!
So, was anyone here there tonight?
If so, were you one of the ones voicing your opinons about the left leaning politicians?

;-)

To paraphrase the Governator, in Commando: "Allah likes you, Noam. That's why the Islamists will kill you last."

#57 Sidney Carton:

And WHAT is with the yellow!? Is there a reason someone would make their blog look like it was pissed on?

To save us the trouble of doing it ourselves?

#58 SG,

I was there, standing out in the courtyard...if I had gone with friends I would have booed Jack Layton, but i didn't want to be the only one booing him.

I clapped and whistled for Stockwell Day tho. :-P

The chomskyblog comments are sooo boring! (Except for our minions, of course ;-)

I say ptooey on him...

@16 SoCalJustice

That was very funny. When my Dad was "teaching English" in Vietnam, the curriculum he had to used was developed by Noam Chomsky just for the America Military to use.

I love it. The irony of it all is so sweet.

OT: I'm studying for the GRE. My unstudied verbal practice was higher than average. I got a 200 on the practice for my math (no studying). I'm such a tard in math, you get 200 just for SHOWING UP.

Hits are starting to appear in the Structural Adjustment comments! Wonder if they will be deleted shortly?

Sydney Carton:

I hope we don't scare him into turning the comments off.

But if he turns the comments off, he'll mess up his attempt to restructure cyberspace, by the parallel creation of a democratic environment in which people can participate directly, sharing their narratives of oppression.

Agh! I've been to his blog once and already I've caught his cooties!

Gee, it sure would be nice if actually provided links to his statistics that he quotes, wouldn't it?

OT
a must read on FP
How the Left Undermined America's Security Before 9/11

Horowitz or VDH dont know wich i like more

America-hating academic Noam Chomsky

Ack! I can't much more of him, though I've been sick of him for a long time. I took some courses in linguistics in college and one professor in particular couldn't get a sentence out without mentioning him.

Gee, it sure would be nice if actually provided links to his statistics that he quotes, wouldn't it?

He never does. Anyone catch that horrible grammer sentence in his first article? John Dewey really said all that? What a pompous ass!

People in the more civilized sectors of the world (what we call "the third world," or the "developing countries") often burst out laughing when they witness an election in which the choices are two men from very wealthy families with plenty of clout in the very narrow political system, who went to the same elite university and even joined the same secret society to be socialized into the manners and attitudes of the rulers, and who are able to participate in the election because they have massive funding from highly concentrated sectors of unaccountable power that cast over society the shadow called "politics," as John Dewey put it.

charles have you ever considered adding a collum of links to idiotarians chomsky could be on top since he is the guru of many of them maybe see how long till they block people coming from here to there

OT - anyone listening to President Bush on Fox News.

He is being f'ing ruthless :-)

Back in a few...

I wonder what "secret society' he's referring to. Could it be the Zionist conspriacy "Protocols of the Elder of Zion"? Being a Jew, he would know.

#66 - m12edit

No, it would not be nice - Every post would be linked to a picture of his ass.

To paraphrase Dilbert: "At our next seminar, a doctor with a flashlight will show us where sales projections come from."

If only we could begin to approach the level of democracy of say, Cuba. Oh, to dream the impossible dream.

And Brazil ... that cradle of democracy and children's rights (which have been oddly tied to hunting season). I remember when I was emigrating from another great democracy we were sitting around thinking "where should we go?" And we would always come back to Brazil ... I mean, all of those Nazis can't be wrong.

Posted by Jheka at March 24, 2004 09:34 PM

I love your blog!

Posted by Adolf Hitler at March 24, 2004 09:34 PM

I've never read someone like the Chomper who is able to use so many words and say nothing.

Hey, where's Amritas? Maybe this will lead to a debate between the two.

/Iron Fist's demonic cackling

#72 Judith

I wonder what "secret society' he's referring to.

The Bilderberg Group? The Lizardoid Conspiracy? The New World Order? The Freemasons? The Rosicrucians?
More likely a secret combination of the above ;-)

Judith-John Dewey is the theorist behind the incredibly destructive modern educational system. I hate him with a passion for ruining generations of minds.

I would like to take more time to read this beautiful blog, but I have a splitting headache.

Posted by Sheikh Ahmed Yassin at March 24, 2004 10:06 PM

Charles on 9/12/01 said:

I was very disappointed in that speech, as I've been very disappointed and unhappy with almost everything related to George W. Bush. And I have very little confidence in his ability to handle this. That's why I wrote that I hope he's able to rise to the challenge. I do hope that. But I fear it won't happen, based on my impression of Dubya's character.

Have you changed your mind about Dubya's character Charles???

#79 PDM

ROFL Hysterical!

#69 Judith - I think that BS quote is pure Chomsky; the Dewey part is the bit about the shadow of politics.

I've prepared a special link, click it and Chomsky will receive a nice message when he looks at his logs:

CHOMSKY LOVES CAPITALIST TRAPPINGS AND DESPOTS
 

#80 TruthTeller: Keep reading the archives and find out. It's a great story, and I don't want to give away the plot.

#80 -

And your point?

I suppose you've never been able to see things from a new and different perspective?

...sorry, stupid question...

Eye of Tropical Cyclone Fay clearly visible on Broome, W.A. radar!

Oh, I just can't wait until the HGX WSR-88D Doppler radar has another eye. I did a screencapture and pasted it into a Word document for Hurricane Claudette last July, so when I'm feeling blue I can relive those happy memories.

#63 militarybrat

I don't know if you saw the real link to the pup pics that I posted the other day (you might have been a little scared to open another of my links that day.) But here they are again for Princess Fighter Pilot ;-)

ps - also, my lil' black girl is there now.

#9 zulubaby

He should have hired Charles.

That made me laugh.

BTW I would bet $$$ that the big man will not lower himself to actually debate in the threads, that he'll rarely even be the guy who posts his articles.

He will not, in short, become a blogger.

Besides, Chomsky, post senility, never debates anyone even when inteviewed. He just makes stuff up so that he can be dismissive.

This will be one boring blog.

Wonder if he'll try to drum up support for John "Bush Lite" Kerry.

I also don't know whether to be relieved or alarmed that he's so far avoiding his weakest points. The war on terror and middle hell, I mean the mid east.

shyksagrrl-Thanks for the report. I was wondering if any Muslims would show up.

RWC

I showed them to her the other night. Of course, I opened them BEFORE I called her. She told me, "I want a doggie like dat."

She wants a puppy so bad!!!

Her diction is getting much better. Now, enchiladas are no longer "enchiyadas." It's more than a little disappointing. Thank goodness I still have another one to go through that stage. I'm not ready for it to end yet.

Chomsky likes to talk about democracy while supporting every dictator he has ever come across and living his entire pathetic, coddled life in the seat of academia, the single most un-democratic place in America.

The rough and tumble world of the blogosphere is the closest he has ever been to a democracy, and I just bet he doesn't like it very much at all.

#79 PDM

Splitting headache! LMAO!

Could anyone set up a blogging event where we pit The Chomskybot vs. the Chomskyblog and then have his minions tell us which one makes more sense?

Please? pretty, pretty please?

I've been reading some of the comments you folks have been dropping on the poor chumpster - on his first day too! You have no compassion, no shame!

Funny as hell, too! Chumpy's not gonna know what hit him.

John Dewey is the theorist behind the incredibly destructive modern educational system. I hate him with a passion for ruining generations of minds.

evariste I agree but he did he say all that or is Naom's grasp of grammer so pathetic that he would make that mistake?

I think that BS quote is pure Chomsky; the Dewey part is the bit about the shadow of politics.

I guess his grasp of grammer is that bad.

Agh! I've been to his blog once and already I've caught his cooties!

LOL! Anyone check out the outraged comments from the aL cubed?

Chimpsky is referring to Skull and Bones, which, as everyone knows, is a cover for the Zionist World Conspiracy. The clever part, Bush and Kerry don't know they are controlled by a Jewish cabal, they think they are part of the Illuminati and the Freemasons. That is how fiendishly clever the Jews are.

Chimsky is just upset with the ZWC because he was dishonorably discharged for being unable to control his desire to fellate "hot young Arab studs".

Posted by Ed Moran abu Been Drunk in Cambridge at March 24, 2004 10:22 PM

Judith-beats me, I couldn't make it through the turgid prose for long enough to figure it out. I'll go check it out.

#94 wat tyler

Chomksy is an old, cynical pro who spends his life dealing with an infinite number of sycophants and enemies. And his contempt for the people listening or talking is obvious to me every time he opens his mouth.

I would be very surprised if he bothered to even read the comments...

This blog is like a goddamned nightmare you can never wake up from, only with more chest hair and flab.

Posted by Cliff Yablonski at March 24, 2004 10:25 PM

Psstt...Yassir, honey, it's time to play "Lion and Hyena".

Posted by Yassir Arafat's "Bodyguard" at March 24, 2004 10:27 PM

What Dewey really said, Judith:

Government is the shadow cast by business on society.

#79 PDM

You realize, of course, that Prof. Chomsky is accustomed to the uncritical worship of aspiring young moonbats, Marxist primitives, Serbian Nazis, and such folk. His natural environment is an Idiotarian Echo Chamber.

Inserting objects like that into his bubble-boy environment might have dire consequences.

Oh, goody, another blog to endlessly cut and paste weather warnings on (until I get banned)

Frank IBC, Ed Moran-LOL! Whoever is that exploding all-caps guy, you're doing a great job too! Who is that?

[Link: www.bom.gov.au...]

Very pretty visible satellite of Severe Tropical Cyclone Fay along the coast of WA.

Did I mention that I've been intoxicated in WA? (Not in this century mind you. Haven't been drunk in Cambridge this century, either)

turgid prose

LOL!

I think it's a crime against humanity that fully half of all Americans' income is below average.

Posted by I. M. Eduhkatid at March 24, 2004 10:36 PM

#90 militarybrat

OK. I didn't know if you went back to visit older threads. (ps-when I say you can trust me and what not, you can :-) ...maybe...just kidding..you can)

ps - I know what you mean (kinda, none of my own but my friends kids) where you are still talking to them like that and they're correcting you this time :-)

I am assuming that the flu bugs are good-riddance now?

Oh, goody, another blog to endlessly cut and paste weather warnings on (until I get banned)

Not if you're blaming the storms on the Jews.

Me:

Like, don't you guys know that Noam's readers are in the top 99% of the population in intelligence?
Posted by Fat Girl In Cafe With The Chomsky Reader Strategically Displayed at March 24, 2004 10:41 PM

Chomsky?

Didn't he write "Battlefield Earth"?

(Oh, sorry... I was thinking of another cult leader.)

#106: LMAO that made my night :)

What the f*ck? You can't screen scrape. I've never been to a blog that doesn't allow you to copy and paste from the screen.

#112 Dirk Diggler

I've found a lot of those lately. Grrr.

Where the f**k are ya;ll going? C'mon, seriously. I'll even drive.

ROTFLMAO!!!...much catch breath...Can't help it...ROTFLMAO!!!...

This is going to be a source of immense mirth.

After scrolling up through about fifty pages of JEWS JEWS JEWS it was like a slap in the face when it abruptly changed into JOOS JOOS JOOS.

Boy that place is already boiling over in the comments section. That guy doing all that 'spamming' is a loon.
I suspect Chompsky wont be able to take the heat/criticism for long and he'll turn off the comments.
Won't be much use to go over and see his written lunacy after that.

Dirk Diggler, Spiny Norman-what are you two talking about?

RWC

When you have four kids (five counting the husband), the flu is never gone, per se. Just hiding.

Even the cat at my mom's house got it.

Hey, new weapon? Send my kids to visit Chomsky? Eeew. I don't think so. Wasn't bio warfare outlawed somewhere?

"Turning the Tide" is a direct challenge to the Idiotarian supremacy of the DU. The Reynolds Wrap company is going to make a zillion dollars.

Someone just blew up Noam's thread heh heh

evariste,

Some blogs I've been to lately make it impossible to copy a passage from a block of text, instead highlight a whole section of the page, usually one half or the other. Extremely annoying.

Turning the Tide
Comments: Structural Adjustment

LOL

JEWS!

Spiny Norman-I tried to reproduce that behavior on Opera and Internet Explorer, but couldn't. Also, I took a quick shufti at the source and I don't see anything out of the ordinary.
You're talking about the front page, right? [Link: blog.zmag.org...]
And say you try to copy just a few sentences or something, it won't let you select only those sentences?

I am so proud of you chaps! Noam Chomski's blog looks like one big playground. Tell you what. Once we've discussed what needs to be done, we go over to Noam's and arse about. EVERY DAY! We'll claim it for our own, and make it look all spruced up, in our style.

It'll be like LGF's very own lounge-bar. Charles could put up a link, on the front page. People will stop trolls on LGF, and say, "If you want to fuck about, take it to Noam's".

Cheers, mines a double!

holy crap the chumpsky blog just imploded

Perhaps Dr. Chimpsky's technical people might want to limit post length to a few thousand characters.

By the time they look at this thread in the morning, it may be too late.

Just checked out the Chompsky blog. I doubt he'll keep the comments section for very long.

Some people actually dared question his facts. That's not good, because he's right.

Want to really mess up the page? In your comments post a single entry from this link. (Warning: Extremely objectionable text dealing with obscure sexual terminology)

ed your tha last poster before implosion

Come on guys. This is serious. We need to take stern measures with this new blog. . . .

I suggest . . . that we drop the mother of all un-PC topics on 'ol Norm's board. Yes, the dreaded "should we nuke Mecca" topic. I can already hear the screams of anguish from Berkeley to NYU. The horror. The horror.

Seriously, you guys rock. All of you. My feeling is that Emperor Noam will likely shut down the blog in a week. His arguments will have been so thoroughly stripped bare and flayed by the great unwashed that, for the sake of his reputation, he will have little choice. His pathetic logical inadequacies and inconsistencies will be exposed to the public ridicule they have been previously sheltered from by fawning academics and the New York Times. All visitors to Noam's site shall learn very very quickly that Emperor Chomsky has no clothes. They may even ask themselves "What is Little Green Footballs"? Men like Noam can't stand criticism and will not brook it for very long. Especially not from people they feel are contemptible because they do not share their elitist academic background. I salute you all!

Like I really needed it. Thanx for the extra unwanted rain, Ed the east Texas weather wizard.

I see on the news the missing helicopter and men have been found. No survivors. :(

evariste,

And say you try to copy just a few sentences or something, it won't let you select only those sentences?

Yes. Chomsky's isn't doing that, but at least three sites I was at yesterday were doing that (I'm using IE-6). I tried to highlight a couple of lines and half the page highlighted, no matter how many times I tried. Unfortunately, I cleared my history and cache today and can't remember exactly which they were.

Just fill his site with Chomskybot comments and see if the LLLs can tell the difference:

On the other hand, any associated supporting element suffices to account for an important distinction in language use. We will bring evidence in favor of the following thesis: this selectionally introduced contextual feature is, apparently, determined by an abstract underlying order. By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, most of the methodological work in modern linguistics is to be regarded as the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that the earlier discussion of deviance is necessary to impose an interpretation on a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. This suggests that this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features is rather different from the strong generative capacity of the theory.

You must be accurately when you are speaking to Linguist Chomsky!
Posted by General Noam at March 24, 2004 11:11 PM
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ok i cut n pased the lates horowitz there

[Link: frontpagemag.com...]

# 48

Uhh, which butt-hole -I think Chimsky has one at each end --but, you have two opposable thumbs, haven't you?

Enough of the ad homynyms, already!

My point:

Lord Alanbroke, Britain's CIGS for most of WW2, and, more importantly, the one responsible for reining in some of Churchill's more lurid military fantasies, kept diaries. The published versions were originally edited by Sir Arthur Bryant and released in two volumes --"Turn of the Tide" and "Triumph in the West".

Is Chimsky's semi-appropriation of the first title a copyright violation? Informed readers, let us know.

#24 Razerbazzle . . .

Come on, you meanies. Just slow down on speaking truth to the Power of Chomsky. Let him get his hopes up for a few days. Rome wasn't built in a day, nor torn down either. I suggest the water torture, drip drip drip...

You're right. I noticed there were a lot of comments making fun of Chomsky, thus revealing trollism. The posters should move slowly, asking difficult questions, like "Where did you get those figures, Noam? Please link." I.e. use the impeccable manners you have all learned at LGF.

I meant #24 Rowrbazzle. Sorry.

Spiny Norman-will you shoot me an email next time you encounter that, telling me where it was? I'm curious, plus I bet I can help you get around it.

Holy shite!

You guys slotted in 80 posts while I was composing (or decomposing in the case of the Sheikh)!

Is there anyway to refresh the comments w/o having to click on the link in the main blog?

Oh, and my HTML tages didn't work.

lol i almost pissed myself and spit tea all over the place

Charles,

Thanks to an old post of yours about Chumpsky, [Link: www.littlegreenfootballs.com...]

I was able to construct the following post:

Posted by ADAM at March 24, 2004 11:14 PM

Gnome of MIT,

Since you are such a fan of divestment, and you seem to think the US is to blame for most of the world's problems, have you ever considered divesting your US assets?

The major assets I've identified that you own include:

36,155 square foot home near Cambridge
13,503 square foot vacation home
four boats

Think of all the good you could do by divesting yourself from your US assets!!! What an example you could set.

To show how dedicated you are to ending income inequality, you could give me one of the houses. Hell, I'll settle for a boat. I don't have any, and you have FOUR! Is that fair?

I would appreciate a reply, thought I don't think you have the stones to respond.

cheers,
adam

Posted by ADAM at March 24, 2004 11:14 PM

wonder who was the moron who designed the comments section

Come to you're sweet honey Noam. I'll let you wax my back.
Posted by Hanan Ashrawi at March 24, 2004 11:18 PM

#140 Promethea

The posters should move slowly, asking difficult questions, like "Where did you get those figures, Noam? Please link." I.e. use the impeccable manners you have all learned at LGF.

Probably more effective than sarcastic nonsense... but, but... oh, you're no fun anymore!

;^)

Ed-ya, HTML tags in comments is turned off in his MT installation, it's not uncommon. To refresh the comments, just hit the F5 key.

(In the comment pop-up window, I should have elaborated).

I can cut and paste Arabic text into the Chimpsky blog.

Whooo-Hooo

I do kind of wish it hadn't turned into a spam fest, a semi-serious comment section could have been more lasting fun. I guess the average Lizard can't delay his gratification. ;)

(stepping on soapbox)
I'm pretty disappointed with the comments suggesting people run over and fuck up Chomsky's blog en masse. But then I don't enjoy anyone doing the same to blogs I read. Posting something witty or wry to expose him and his audience? Taking issue with his BS? No problems there. Disrupting the whole thing or being grossly offensive? Like we don't complain about that here.
(stepping off soapbox)

Hopefully most were tongue-in-cheek, "wouldn't it be fitting" kinda musings. Sorry if I'm being too uptight.

Nom Anor's saying that the lower 90% of taxpayers have been getting steadily poorer since Dhimmi Carter. Hoopoe munitions.

Who Blew Up Da Chomsky Blog?

Who?

You all know who you are.

Who called 4000 lizards and told them to post at "The Turning Tide"?

LITTLE HELP

I'd like to get a look at the referrer logs for that site. Is there a way to do that third party ? Or is there some url trick to get to it? How does that work ?

I was trying to figure out why Turning the Tide doesn't have a comment character limit like here at LGF. I think I have it: there is no way a Chomsky disciple can express himself in so few words.

Ed Moran abu Been Drunk in Cambridge (and others.) That's hardest I've laughed in weeks!!! You guys rock :)

Getting bored? Try some of the other blogs on ZMag. But try to be more subtle folks! CHEIF PEVERT, I said to use *1* definition at a time! heh

Less spamming people, more insightful (inciteful) wit!

#142 evariste

Spiny Norman-will you shoot me an email next time you encounter that, telling me where it was? I'm curious, plus I bet I can help you get around it.

Will do.

ok who is going to cut n paste this thread to over there i alread put the latest horowitz for them to read

I'm pretty disappointed with the comments suggesting people run over and fuck up Chomsky's blog en masse. But then I don't enjoy anyone doing the same to blogs I read. Posting something witty or wry to expose him and his audience? Taking issue with his BS? No problems there. Disrupting the whole thing or being grossly offensive? Like we don't complain about that here.

I agree. Perhaps I'm sentimental, but I'd like some naive, self loathing soul to see Noam's ravings reduced to shards and to question his/her deeply held beliefs. Your not going to affect that kind of change in people by simply calling Noam Chosky an "asshole" and resorting to cheap ad hominem attacks.

From Cumsky's blog:

"Fur Ball
You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat"

Slightly off topic, but funny.

Didn't know he was into erotica.

Holy CRAP... I go away for a while and look at his blog! LOL!!!

I am DYING of laughter here. Whatever happens later, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Phew!

Figures, the JOOS and the ISRALIIS have already wrecked the place. *Shakes fist at Israel*

That is the most pitiful and unresearched piece of tripe I've ever seen as a first blog entry. The guys at the Belmont Club would eat up Noam and he would return as little corn chunks in their stool.

In an effort to curb malicious comment posting by abusive users, I've enabled a feature that requires a weblog commenter to wait a short amount of time before being able to post again. Please try to post your comment again in a short while. Thanks for your patience.

Bummer dude.

I thought Chomsky was an overrated idiot before I knew he was a LLL. I do a lot of volunteer phonics tutoring (if your kids have reading or spelling problems, fix it with phonics, see [Link: www.nrrf.org,...] they have a free reading grade level test and also lists of good phonics books) so I did a bunch of research about reading and anything associated with that, and everyone mentioned this Chomsky guy like he was the greatest. (I went to the Air Force Academy, so Chomsky was never mentioned at my school.) I tried reading one of his books, and had to stop after a chapter, it was so wacky and poorly written. And this is in his own field! When I later learned he was a LLL hero, I thought, well, that explains it.

Apparently what happens at 'the turning tide' doesn't stay at 'the turning tide.'

It's no Vegas.

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LOL
Whatta maroon

Someone has posted some really sick stuff there. I was looking forward to seeing Gnome's minions try and squirm out of answering some hard questions.

As mush as I dislike the man, I don't think it reflects well on some of us from LGF to try and totally destroy/disrupt the site.

Quite frankly some of what I saw was totally offensive.

I have to save that whole thread. I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. LOL

"IM a fargin' moron. Don't listen to me. I don't relaize that communism is dead.

Pull my finger ...

Posted by Noam Chumpsky at March 25, 2004 12:03 AM "

Is Noam becoming a realist???

Good christ, I would have thought even he could do better than that. Those first three entries read like a bad parody. Is this for real?

I posted an ad for Richard Clarke's book.

Thankyu...

(The obscure sexual terms were very enlightening, BTW. I'm so square.)

Someone has posted some really sick stuff there. I was looking forward to seeing Gnome's minions try and squirm out of answering some hard questions.

What have we become? We've descended to the level of the LLL.

PDM (#79)

LOL!!

This thread is hysterical.

It was a little bit annoying to read "JOOS" fifty thousand times.

He has HTML turned off. He is at MIT, I wonder if he could ask someone with half a brain to come help him turn it on.

Chomsky is a greater threat to America than the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters.

In other words, he's fiction (full of shit).

#62 zorkmidden 3/24/2004 06:50PM PST

The chomskyblog comments are sooo boring! (Except for our minions, of course ;-)

I say ptooey on him...

ya killin me here!!!

"Ok, the USA should aspire to be like Brazil. Got that?

/almost speechless "

I think he means in its elections. They are pretty good down there. Lots of choice.

My latest:

I'll have you know I'm not really from a "very wealthy family". Well, maybe by global standards... Anyway, the critical thing is I often married well. I wouldn't comment about being a Bonesman, if I were you. I've got some buddies from 'Nam who could kick your ass...

Posted by John F. Kerry at March 25, 2004 12:20 AM

Some hilarious stuff over there, but my favorite was this one of evariste's:

Deepak wrote: "I think the single biggest failure of the intellectual left is its inability to convey its message adequately to the denizens of the American heartland."No, perhaps the biggest failure of the denizens of the American heartland is its failure to force the effete, out of touch with reality fascist stooges that call themselves intellectuals in this country to move to Cuba.

Right you are...

You all are A RIOT---double-triple lmao...
May have been posted above but I thought of Tides...
tereaysa Heinz "tides foundation" Heheheh.

Noam is going to be so pleased tomorrow when he sees how popular his blog is!

Great site Noam! And the comments section is outstanding! Lots of lively talk, plenty of porn, weather reports, I say your blog is a hit!

Serial spamming of the Chomsker's comments is half way to the moon by now. Some of it is mindless, but if you have the patience to scroll through a few miles of JEWS, JOOS, and ISRAILEES, check out the encyclopedically voluminous gem titled "Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms." Then the next post is an instant classic:

I want you to hurt me, daddy. I want you to hurt me bad.

Come on. *Don't hold back.*

Alas, poor Noam - drowning in a foaming sea of sputum and jism.

I'm kinda partial to "Churning the Ti-D-Bowl", myself...

Chumpsky's blog loads slow.

ok i was just kidding about posting this thread in his comments holy crap i wanted to see him come over here and debate so we could fact check him or just plain old fisk him boy holy crap is he in for a suprise in the morning

#190 PostalWorker

It hasn't had any new comments in a while. I wonder if they're on to us ;-)

Well I've done my civic anti-idiotarian duty and I'm off to bed. Goodnight my fellow lizardoids...

Chomsky should hire an arcitect for his blog. How much would LGF charge for a chumpsky blog?

#1 evariste

Sorry it took me so long to respond. But ask, and I shall comply, even if it takes me a few hours:

"Red Tide" - with links to 21 anti-Chom posts plus new material

#186 Iron Fist

Tovarishch, what's with the capitalization and spacing? I've got XP and IE6 and what I see is (transliterated) "Da, tovaR I SHCH." Let me give it a shot: ??, ???. Nope ...

Everybody,

I've been disappointed with some of the "comments." Yeah, I think the one-liners from "Pol Pot" and the like are funny, but repeating the J-word, pasting long Arabic passages, etc. are just lame. It is possible to attack Chomsky without going ad hominem or wasting space with non sequiturs. I admit that I used to call the guy names on my blog (e.g., "al-Chom," "Noamuhammad'), especially in my early posts, but why bother? The absurdity of his "theory" is sufficiently self-destructive.

#192  zorkmidden

I can still post. Time for some Noam
's Momma So Fat . . .
then I'm off to bed :)

Oops, forgot to put in an /i after "hominem" in #194!

evariste,

I also forgot to thank you for plugging me at Turning the Tide.

Sadly, I bet the prophet has a grad student read the comments for him - I doubt he deigns to do that himself - and those URLs you gave are lost in a sea of nonsense. Hopefully the LLL won't come here and do the same to us.

Everyone,

Mar (#171) is right. There's fighting dirty, and then there's fighting dumb. Let's remember the difference.

go read what i put on the bottom thread nice semi short and to the point i am really looking forward to some debates and fact checking over there
otoh that was a heluva welcome to the blogosphere oh and dont forget to leave links to anti idiotarians over there after all i only found this place a while back because a fact checker was posting over at nytimes mideast threads remember shine the light on the lies and some will see the light
/steps off his soapbox

Noam's momma is so fat, her ass drags both sides of the bike when she rides her Harley.

Now that is ad hominated.

ShiksaGrrrl (#58)

Thanks for the report. It's encouraging that so many people came out to show their support. As we know, it starts with the Jews but it doesn't end with them therefore it is everybody's problem.

Mar, Amritas:

i agree.

some of it is funny, but alot of it is crummy (e.g. "micagen muslim"'s blogspam).

it's a lot funnier to read idiotic chomsky acolytes' mental masturbations than "JOOS" repeated thousands of times.

And let the whining commence!

NOAM Chomsky's blog being attacked by right wingers -- Infoshop News -

Right wing scumbags are disrupting Noam Chomsky's new blog with a torrent of nasty comments. Chomsky's new blog, Turning the Tide ...

202 aaron's rantblog

Poor bastard. Too fucking funny and too fucking bad!
After today he won't be a "cherry" anymore. That's when the golves come off and he has to actually defend what he says.

Having a mind to his security and some control over his content woudn't hurt.

Chomsky is a dumbass.

Welcome to the blogosphere Noam.

I just looked at the comments there. Some of them are really funny but man, who the hell wrote 'JEWS' a gazillion times, and why? And then someone copied and pasted this entire thread. Silly thing to do.

Heh, I liked this one:

Is this the site of the famous Chimpskybot? Reading through main page articles, is seems to be the case.
Whoever came up with this "Chimpsky", I would like thank him/them. I generated few paragraphs for some occasions, and you would not believe how my status amongst my peers was elevated! They all think that I am a very smart dude. They do not understand a smidget of it, neither do I, but what the heck... I still appreciate it. I am also getting laid more often! It is like swarm of squirrels going after peanuts that I casually toss around.:-)

Long live CHimpsky!
Posted by J F Kryst at March 25, 2004 02:11 AM

I like having the opportunity to give the bugger a serve. If the "JEWS/JOOOS/ISRAILEES" stuff, the porn, and the Koran ultimately result in him shutting down comments, that will be a bad thing. As for posting this thread...really.

I'd forgotten how much of his stuff was incoherent babble.

I wonder if he’s checking his referrer logs every three minutes like most new bloggers? If so, he’s in for a big surprise. Hi, Noam!

What does this mean?

And I agree with ZuluBaby. Copying this thread was a very silly thing to do. We dont need the beasts from that site coming and copying his comments sections here.

I think some of the spamming was a bit much. On the other hand, using a little anarchy to drive the anarchists nuts can be amusing. Lord knows how disruptive the little brats can be.

#203 PostalWorker

I've been warning you all, the probability that Noam would actually interact was almost nil.

Now it's exactly nil.

Own goal, fellas. Perhaps I should post:

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...

Hahahahahahahaha, by the time i got to the post by "Fat Girl In Cafe With The Chomsky Reader Strategically Displayed" email addy: chomsky@chunkylover.com I was laughing so hard i had to lie down for a sec.
i have more scrolling to do, thanx.

#209

Yes. I think he'll shut down comments or set up Democratic Underground-style vetting of posters. Anyone who goes to his site via LGF will be banned.

It is, however, comforting to see that he is receiveing the flaming he so richly deserves.

#210 NigelTufnel11-that was me :-)
Amritas-sure thing! I'm glad you put that together, I hadn't realized there was that much writing on the Chombot by you! I got a little reading to do.

Model4 #108

Oh, goody, another blog to endlessly cut and paste weather warnings on (until I get banned)
Not if you're blaming the storms on the Jews.

Be careful what you wish for

Re: 202
Yes, the lefts definition of being right wing:
"The vile act of treating Jooz as equals to other races/nations/religions"

#211 David

Nah. I think Chomsky has almost as much disdain for the public as Arafat has for Jews.

The idea of him actually interacting with posters was about as likely as Arafat staring in a "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" like program for Israeli children in order to build good will.

It wasn't really concievable.

#209 Joshua Scholar

I didn't post any mass comments, jews, joos or otherwise.

I added a few wiseass coments. Why reference me? The turd deserves derision.

Glad I started blogging when I did so now I can claim seniority over Chomsky.

217

Sorry I was unclear.

You said "That's when the golves come off and he has to actually defend what he says."

I was pointing out that there is now zero probability that he'll try to defend what he says.

The "own goal" stuff was aimed at other people

LOL Charles, you and the minions have gone out done yourselves…again! Jayzuz I'll never get any work done.

come on bloggers,

let's not trash Noam's site with SPAM it is MUCH MUCH MUCH more satisfying to argue rationally with facts and logic.

Let's just debate civilly to the best of our abilities so that logical rational human beings can see who is right and who is believable.

That's the way to do it.

Somebody posted a heap of offensive material on his comments board and I think that is just unwarranted and gives bloggers on OUR side of the fence a bad name.

hmm...Quite. however I've been spreading the address to a lot of other bloggers. the results should be interesting.

Poor old Gnome,

He should have gotten his blog up and running for a few weeks under an gnome-de-plume and then once we all saw his rivetting witty a-serb-ic commentaries he could have coy-ly revealed under whose penmanship the gem of the web was responsible

Dump the blog and start again Gnomey.

Oh man. If you haven't read some of the posts on this site, go do so. Now. You'll be laughing your butt off in seconds! Now I know where to go to cheer up my day.

PM

This blog will include brief comments on diverse topics of concern in our time. They will sometimes come from the ZNet sustainer forum system where Noam interacts through a forum of his own, sometimes from direct submissions, sometimes culled from mail and other outlets -- always from Noam Chomsky.

Posted by Noam Chomsky at 12:18

I am confused. Should not it say "Posted by His Royal Majesty King Noam"? AFAIK, only royals talk about themselves in third face(?) (the right word escapes me at this time of nite, sorry)

Oh, one more...

Record high oil prices and no gas lines! Shaggy hippies in the streets that no one listens to anymore! Democrats that are as paranoid as I was! A Republican actor is governor of California! China is legalizing private property! And the Jews are taking out the trash again in the mideast!

I wuz robbed!!

Posted by The Ghost Of Richard Nixon at March 25, 2004 07:53 AM

DEATHBERG #58 SG,

I was there, standing out in the courtyard...if I had gone with friends I would have booed Jack Layton, but i didn't want to be the only one booing him.

I clapped and whistled for Stockwell Day tho. :-P

Well I was standing right beside those guys booing Jack Layton.
Don't know if you would have noticed, I was in a long cashmere wool coat/ankle length and grey roots hat...but I was the only one smoking it seems, in the whole crowd...which may be why someone could have noticed me.

;-)

LOL
Small world!

I like having the opportunity to give the bugger a serve.

And bugger up the server, too. :)

(For the record, none of my total of 5-10 comments were over twenty words, all were in English, and none contained explicit sexual references.)

One more...

Can I please borrow your Yiddish translation of "Mein Kampf", Mr. Chomsky?
-Adolf Muhammad Finkelstein

The one about "Garden Noams" was kinda cute.

I used to think Noam was pretty cool, when he would walk into Cheers and everyone would shout "NOAM!" and then Woody would say "What's going on, Mr Chomsky?" and he'd say "No, Woody, it's what's going in Mr Chomsky, a beer, please" and then he would sit next to Cliff and exchange witty bon mots.

#89 Judith 3/24/2004 07:22PM PST

Well, from my vantage point I didn't see any in the crowd.

Now, admittedly, I am obviously not Jewish and sometimes I can make a mistake about someone's ethnicity when I run into some Israelis, or perhaps Moroccan Jews, etc...but I am inclined to believe the two or so I did wonder about were Jewish, other than the heads of various Muslim groups.

But judging from their accents, they were all Canadian borne and bred.

I didn't see any African Americans, which I was hoping to have done.

I did see a few Chinese people but generally it was a predominantly Jewish Crowd with some Wasp's such as myself thrown in ;-)

I must say, it was very well organized and it will send a Strong Message.

The reverse side of this is that some who are anti-Semitic may see this rally as further evidence that the Jews are to powerful.
For we have had a lot of problems here recently with black on black gang violence.
I can already imagine the black community leaders will make some complaints about this.
There is a great difference in the two community's though.

The Black community's leaders have been denying that a problem exists for years and have been trying to lay the blame at the feet of our police department, crying racism.
Therefore, if they aren't willing to help themselves, no one else will be either.

The Jewish community of course, is an entirely wiser group and understand only too well that it is a problem that must be addressed and not denied.

Of course though, I dont really need to tell you that!
;-)

But as I said, it was well organized and the auditorium was full by the time I got there, an hour before it was too start, and 2 nearby Gymnasiums were full with people listening to the audio and then I was outside in an ampitheater with full audio and visuals and it was packed.
Almost too busy

Toronto Sun - Attack On All Of Us

Crowds condemn anti-Semitic acts

Thousands rally against hate

BTW, dont ANY Jews Smoke? I think I must have been the ONLY smoker in that whole crowd last night or at least the only one willing to admit it
LOL

#154 Model4

I'm pretty disappointed with the comments suggesting people run over and f*** up Chomsky's blog en masse. But then I don't enjoy anyone doing the same to blogs I read.

I agree. Even though I enjoyed reading some posts from LGF'ers there, the best thing IMO is to quote their lunacy somewhere else, such as here.

Ha Ha Ha LOL! I just posted some really funny stuff over that Chumpsky's blog! Man, the nazi won't know what hit him! I wrote JEW HATER like about 600 gazillion times, man! Then I posted under the name Pol Pot and Ara-rat, and stuff like that! LOL!

How's this one:

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#222 anon1 -

I second anon1's opinion - please do not break Chomsky's comments section!

I've been waiting a long time for this, and I want to see what the Sea Monkeys can do if left undisturbed.

#234 -

Not.

I'm VERY dissapointed - LGF, the side where I come to get some good, consoling oxygen away from that world gone mad, doesn't act as I thought it would and always does : normal.

Hey guys - there is too much abnormality going on already (just look at what Chomsky is writing) you don't have to join in.

Please stay as you were - stay true to yourselves and don't give a chance to the "passer-by" at his blog to get the wrong impression of us. Don't give that person that's still doubting and verifying a reason to turn away from the truth that is written here by a wrong impression.

LFG - I sincerely hope you stay true to yourself - I NEED YOU.

Sorry in msg I meant to write "the siTe" i/o side

I think it's Iowahawk pretending to be Noam. Well done IowaHawk, but you can't fool me. Who would really write

we would have mechanisms to engage in political action

when their country is in an election campaign.

People in the more civilized sectors of the world (what we call "the third world," or the "developing countries") often burst out laughing when they witness an election in which the choices are two men from very wealthy families

Is he mad? The third world is more civilised? Really?
Congo rape victims seek solace

Chomskys Blog:

Ok, understanding the mob mentality, the comments on his blog were amusing to read, at least the fairly intelligent ones but the Spam was downright embarrassing.

And whoever pasted this thread there was an utter fool.
Sorry, I call them as I see them, whoever you were.

Not only will it now attract about a million LLL's it only reinforces the stereotype that the LLL's have of conservative people.

The advantage that LLLs do have is that there are many in the world that are followers and will choose to side with the likes of Chomsky, simply, because, they are mistaken in their understanding of his intellect and everyone prefers to side with who they believe is a winner.

If you were undecided and went to that Blog, who would you want to side with especially so if you pollitically knowledgable and are just trying to sort thought it all?
The ones who are pseudo intellectuals, or the ones who come across as mindless?

Ok yes, it was amusing.
But I bet he made quite a few new converts thanks to the mob mentality that took place here last night.

I feel you lost more people than you won.

Just my 2 cents. ;-(

#233 Herut Rules 3/25/2004 05:22AM PST

Ha Ha Ha LOL! I just posted some really funny stuff over that Chumpsky's blog! Man, the nazi won't know what hit him! I wrote JEW HATER like about 600 gazillion times, man! Then I posted under the name Pol Pot and Ara-rat, and stuff like that! LOL!

Now I know who to blame for the sheer stupidity that took place because of a mob mentality.

Please refrain in future from making the rest of us look like idiots!
Or immature and hormonal 16 year old boys ;-(

I thought maybe one post of "JEWS" ad infinitum was funny. Then, it started to remind me of the scene in The Shining: "all work and no play makes Noam a dull boy" or something.

I'm planning on waiting for Noam to get warmed up before posting there. Now, I'm thinking I won't get the chance.

It's one thing to point out the his obvious lack of knowledge and from-the-nether-regions statistics -- but the neverending scrolling is going to cause them to take drastic measures, and confirms what they already believe, troll wise.

Even if he deserves it, and he does, I suggest not doing it.

Good heavens, his prose reads like some academic treatise.

Even if I were to agree with his viewpoint (and that, my fellow lizardoids, would be your cue to have me institutionalized), I'd be nodding off before getting through a couple of posts.

He'd do well to hire a 'ghost writer', at least to liven up things a bit!

From Chomsky's Welcome Comments:

I guess I shouldn't be surprized that the lunatic right would come out of the woodwork to heap their filth on the conscience of our nation, but for myself, a blog by Noam Chomsky is the best news since Chomsky Chat; actually better.

The conscience of our nation? WTH?

Noam is our nation's conscience. Kerry is our nation's heart. Nader is our nation's brain. I'm our nation's stomach, and I want to throw up!

I have to agree. The bitingly funny sarcasm was a delight to read in Chompsky's comments. But the spam and the pr0n were way over the top. I would hate to see Charle's comments be attacked in such a way in reciprocation.
Most likely the comments will be turned off, because of the instant abuse. It won't be worth reading his blog when this happens. :(

I haven't read the comments here yet, but I see some of you good peoples have been having fun in Gnome's comments section.

Bad lizards! Bad! Don't pee on his carpet!

dB^)

OK. The infinite "JEWS" posts suck. Big time.

It would be nice to behave well enough that the turd doesn't turn comments off, while still fisking his entries.

#245 quark2

It won't be worth reading his blog when this happens. :(

It wasn't worth reading before, either... The guy doesn't make any sense.

But you're right, the situation deteriorated very fast. It was annoying to scroll past the double and triple posted threads, the porn, etc. I'm surprised Noam didn't have a moderator or someone, to yank things out. If this had happened here, Charles would have been on the case in a snap.

Anyway, I hope everyone here got it out of their system, and now we're all going to be civil to Noam, right minions?

Oh dear. That was a pretty embarrassing performance.

Hopefully it won't happen again.

MY $0.02. FWIW.

@248 zorkmidden

I should have made myself clearer. :)
He's an idiot of the first water to be sure. With no comments to fisk him vigorously, there's no reason to even
go to his site.
I hope all have gotten the idiocy out of their systems as well. Let the true games begin! :)

#250 quark2

Let the true games begin! :)

I wonder if he'll have a separate "room" for the "Israeli-Palestinian conflict" like in the DU site: "Put the Jews elsewhere, they don't belong in polite company!!"

the pr0n was funny stuff though, albeit misplaced.

I was able to post there, so the comments section is still working. I'll wait a few days before I go into troll mode. I would like to see some pure leftists posting there so I can have some fun with them.

It would be nice to be a pain in the @ss like andagain.

Can somebody help me out?

What is the stuff that looks like an (this?) lgf thread pasted in gnome's comments?

I found my name as the auther of one of them, but I didn't write it.

Did somebody just make up a thread?

WTH?

If just 1 in 50 of the people that attended that rally were willing to pick up a knife or baseball bat or garrote or any other weapon permissible under Canadian law, that would be more than enough to give those criminal Muslims one hell of a fright.

#254 Thom

I found my name as the auther of one of them, but I didn't write it.

Somebody did a bad cut-and-paste.

Great. I just posted on Chomsky's Biglog as barnyard pig.

What a bag of wind he is.

You'd figure a linguist would know how to communicate in a succint fashion. But that is not what he wants to do because he wouldn't appear so intileckshual.

#256 zorkmidden

Hmm. Where did this person find the thread to paste?

E.g., in the comments pasted in Chompsky's blog, someone is ranting about GARDEN NOAMs. I searched lgf and there's only one (well, two now) references to "garden noam".

I'm just trying to figure out where this person got the thread to paste ...

@254 Thom

Some one earlier said they had posted all of the comments from this LGF thread.
Looks like it's rapidly getting out of hand.
It probably wouldn't do any good to make a disclaimer on it now.
The owner of the site needs to have a monitor, or it will get to where he won't be able to leave the comments open.

OT
militarybrat check yer mail. :)

#258 Thom

His comments section is so out-of-control that it makes it very difficult to search. People were also copying and repasting from Noam's thread (not just the LGF thread), so it's very likely that your name just got pasted on someone else's comments on that thread, not the LGF thread.

One of my comments in the Noam blog was copied and pasted onto someone else's name as well. I didn't mind, it wasn't that funny of a comment... :-p

His site is so poorly designed... Typical.

#260 zorkmidden

His site is so poorly designed... Typical.

Ain't it the truth. He ought to hire Charles to make him a clean, elegant comments system.

Hey, it was fun to walk into Ol' Noam's place and shit all over the floor.

Hope he enjoys cleaning it up.

I imagine this guy has never stepped on shit in his life.

#262 Doug

It was funny for about 5 minutes. Now it just sucks.

And I wish I could find the person pasting various threads into the comments section...

Oh great. Some genius just pasted "War and Peace".

Thom-

My LLL-baiting has inadvertently turned into Troll-baiting. Please know that I do not consider you to be an anti-contextualization reactionary out to un-reconditionalize the paridigm. And don't forget the 1,334,523,445 dead due to the 848% decline in third world economistics.

LOL! Gotcha. Well, at least here we can talk in peace.

Unless you're initials happen to be R.W.C. ...

lmao

let chumpski reply to that mess, it'd make as much sense as the rest his crap, hell maybe more.

Comments are screwed at Chomskys blog. I guess he isn't learned enough to know he needs someone to guard his 'weedpatch' of nonsensical unknowledge.

As someone who was among the first to mock Chomsky on his blog I must say that the "JEWS" spamming and the other spamming sucked. I think that Chomsky is a shmuck but I still believe in free speech (and yes, I'm perfectly well aware of the fact that the First Amendment does not pertain to non-government action; that's not what I'm talking about) and would have loved to see Noam try to respond to the comments and criticisms put forth. Now he'll just scroll through and delete, as he should. And believe me, he can afford the bandwith charges.

Think of it as a radio show. Some of us were calling in while someone else decided to just jam the signal OF THE CALLERS. Noam still gets to post his stuff on the front page and he and his readers will just ignore the comments. Essentially, the spammers are destroying the rebuttal section. Not cool and not smart.

#269 needs to see a doctor.

#269 needs to hit the tip jar now or be banned

We're flooding the zone, as Howell Raines would say. Wish there were more Chomsky acolytes to ridicule. Also wish spammers would stop using comments as a lending library.

#273

He left himself open to abuse. Yes, some people took advantage of it. He should have hired a better web designer and a moderator.

After reading the Chomsky blog, I have come to the realization that the last thing in the world I should do is piss you guys off.

Keep up the good work and fight the good fight!

#244 Zorkmidden -

Noam is our nation's conscience. Kerry is our nation's heart. Nader is our nation's brain. I'm our nation's stomach...

Too late. Michael Moore already has that title.

And the title I was hoping to get, Bill Clinton already has.

And sorry, LGF gals - Howard Dean already has that other title.

:)

Why am I not the least bit surprised that a "Muslim" is whining about "just giving back what you're dishing out"?

And yes, any LGFers who did similar are childish too. We're better than that.

#269 MICAEGN MUSLIM --- Come on, Cynthia McKinney, we know it's you.

It's the lefties who declared the class war. Now they get to find out how the non-idiotarian class fights. We fight dirty and we pull no punches. Get used to it, bed-wetting "class warriors."

#277 Frank IBC

LOL

Appropriate body part for Ibrahim Hooper? Wait, wait, I withdraw the question! ;-)

Chomsky has just cut-off the comments for his "blog."

Someone has dared to block Big Brother Number One!!! Heads will roll. Doug, watch your step or it's off to the re-education "school" for you.

Nice work!!!

I don't think that comments section will be coming back anytime soon.

Dear Noam,

I'm so happy that you're publishing a column helping the lovelorn.

My problem is that there's a woman in my office that I'm very attracted to and I don't know how to approach her.
I've had issues in the past like this where I've exercised, well, less than stellar judgment. I thought a subtle way to make an overture would be for me to get a jpg file of a photo of me nude and send it over to her.
I know just the picture too. One of my more rewarding hobbies is nude-self-photography. I snapped off a great photo of me in the mirror and the flash as well as the fact that most of my body hasn't seen the light of day in about ten months gives me this unearthly glow. Plus the photo was from what I like to call my "Pre-depilatory Period" and my significant body hair swirls around like a satellite view of cirrus clouds.
The only problem is, I'm holding the camera over my face so I'm not 100% sure she'll know who it's of, although my rather pronounced gynocomastia (man-breasts) should clue her in.

Sound like a good ice breaker?