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-RetweetKerry Asks For Contributions

Sat, Apr 10, 2004 at 3:05:14 pm PDT

The Kerry campaign is allowing visitors to create their own web pages.

Yes, really. I predict this is going to last about another hour: John Kerry for President - Contribute.

Here’s Kevin Aylward’s page.

And check the URLs in Allah’s comments.

UPDATE: Four and a half hours later, and the joke pages are still up there?

John Effin’ Kerry wants to take over the security of the entire United States ... and he can’t even secure his own campaign web site.

UPDATE: Seven and a half hours after we became aware of it (and LGF wasn’t the first, by any means), Kerry’s web people are starting to zap the joke pages. But if they have to do each one individually, they’re in for one long night...

UPDATE: Most of the pages now show: “Error processing your request!”

Actually, the error was providing unregistered, unconfirmed access to a web page on a Presidential candidate’s web site. What were they thinking? This is a pretty shocking lapse of security consciousness.

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1 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:05:52pm

LOL. Evolution's Eve, where are you?

2 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:06:54pm

Oy! You mean he did that deliberately?

I thought somebody found a hack or something ...

3 zulubaby  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:11:39pm

I'm crying! I love Wind Rider, I wish he still posted here. Where is Allah's endorsement though? Or did he post one and I missed it?

4 Chuck Pelto  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:12:02pm

TO: Charles Johnson
RE: Maybe Even Less than That

"I predict this is going to last about another hour:..." -- Charles Johnson

I can't seem to get through the process. It might just be me. Or it might be a filter about my post...

"I want to know the truth of the incident in Vietnam where it is reported that John Kerry lead a commando raid in which innocent civilians were killed. Viet Nam's government has reported it as factual. Village survivors have reported it as factual. Members of the team of commandos Kerry lead have reported it as factual. Heck, even Kerry himself speaks to it, before Congress in 1971.

Why does he deny it?" -- Chuck Pelto

Regards,

Chuck(le)

5 D. Edgren (the Merciless Infidel)  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:12:33pm

YES! There is a God. This man is now objectively the stupidest f-uck who ever ran for president, ever.

I give it half an hour, Charles.


D. Edgren

6 zulubaby  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:14:01pm

Somebody needs to take screenshots of the endorsements. They are too funny.

7 Captain Wrath  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:14:03pm

Here's my page. Everyone run along and contribute now...

[Link: contribute.johnkerry.com...]

8 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:16:16pm

The Freep ones are great! (via Allah's comments)
Al Franken

9 zombie  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:20:45pm

I've just come back from the pro-terrorism rally in San Francisco today. Time for some more infuriating photos! I also have more and better videos this time -- but they need some rudimentary editing (i.e. lopping off the last 30 seconds or whatever). Anybody here have video-editing software? I don't, unfortunately. Post here with an email link on your name if you'd like to help. Hopefully it shouldn't take more than a couple minutes. Thanks!

Oh yes, ON topic: at the rally, Kerry came in for incessant bashing by the pro-terrorism crowd, for being too hawkish!

10 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:24:54pm

What's so freakin funny is that you don't have to confirm any ID to set up the page. LOL

11 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:25:45pm

I wonder if the site will let you donate negative amounts and actually put money in your account ... heh heh.

12 chomsky  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:29:20pm
13 Belize042  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:29:30pm

This is more fun than a Friday night drinking thread. The French weigh in: Dominique supports Nuancy Boy

14 Free Speech Is Only For Uber-Libs  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:29:51pm
15 GWB for John Kerry  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:31:36pm
16 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:31:58pm

OMG, that was really entertaining. I'll set my stopwatch to see how long before they notice my contribution!

17 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:32:05pm

You guys, LOL!
Here's my pathetic offering. Working on another one.

18 crusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:32:40pm

This is too much NOT to share.

I go on the Kerry website and click a link to a Kerry webring. Well, after searching the site to find a Kerry webring, I find this one:

Vote for John F Kerry

And what type of sites are on this webring?

1. A Prison Called Palestine
2. The Rise of Bush NAZI-ism

And other crazies.

I'm sorry, I don't care what the polls say. This guy doesn't have a chance.

19 ördög Johnson  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:33:00pm

OT:

Sen. Bob Graham (D.-Fla.), chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, told HUMAN EVENTS May 21 that his committee had received all the same terrorism intelligence prior to September 11 as the Bush administration.

"Yes, we had seen all the information," said Graham. "But we didn’t see it on a single piece of paper, the way the President did."

Graham added that threats of hijacking in an August 6 memo to President Bush were based on very old intelligence that the committee had seen earlier. "The particular report that was in the President’s Daily Briefing that day was about three years old," Graham said. "It was not a contemporary piece of information."

Graham’s comments contradicted combative statements made recently by the Democratic congressional leadership, and confirmed White House assertions that the only specific threats of al Qaeda hijackings known to the President before September 11 came from a memo dating back to the Clinton Administration.

More...

20 Iron Fist[deleted]  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:33:43pm
21 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:34:06pm

#17 evariste

Or else I won't be able to afford heroin and coke any more. Ffffhgggmm. Wanna do a bump with me?

LMFAO!!

22 J.D.  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:35:43pm

chomsky

LOLOLOLOL!

23 Free Speech Is Only For Uber-Libs  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:37:42pm

cathartic and addicting..

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

24 Jay Tea  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:39:21pm

Me! Me! Everybody look at me!
Well, look at my page: Saint Rachel Of IHOP threw her posthumous endorsement to the Democrat!

J.

25 zombie  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:41:40pm

Here's a good one: Dig it!

26 zulubaby  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:41:45pm

chomsky's endorsement (#12) is brilliant!

27 crusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:42:01pm

#12, Chomsky

Fantastic! I laughed so hard..

28 ajf  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:42:28pm

Johnny Fashion's is really funny.

29 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:43:45pm

#25 zombie

"Guy With a Booger Hanging Out of His Nose Supports John"

Best one yet!

(What can I say? I have a weakness for crude...)

30 vtrtl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:44:10pm

man.. these rule...

there are flat no people with any sense left in the democratic party.

Q: what kind of an idiot would open up a campaign website to this?

A: an idiot to whom the concept of a point of view tha topposes his own is "inconcieveable"

-and yes i am using that word correctly...

31 Mr Pol  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:46:20pm

#30 vtrtl

-and yes i am using that word correctly...

Too bad you mispelled it. :-)

32 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:47:39pm

zombie, LMAO!

33 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:49:12pm

Why do I never see a Weird Al CD in the Now Playing thingamabob?

Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

Well, I went out to a party just the other night
I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright
I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac
When my woman said, "Baby, why's your hand behind you back?"

Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
I said boogie (gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

I can't pick it off (uh uh)
I can't flick it off (uh uh)
I sure ain't gonna lick it off (oh no)
So I guess I'm gonna have to learn to live with it

I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

(boogie)
Gotta boogie
(boogie)

Hey, you wanna boogie? (No man, I don't wanna boogie)
Wanna boogie? (Get that boogie out of my face)
Do any of you wanna boogie? (No!)

Gotta boogie on my finger
Gotta boogie on my finger
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

34 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:50:22pm

Here's mine.

35 Tasty Beverage  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:50:48pm
36 Free Speech Is Only For Uber-Libs  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:51:41pm

Babs even left one!

[Link: contribute.johnkerry.com...]

37 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:51:41pm

zombie:

There was another SF demo today? How did I miss this one? You should contact me before the next one and I'll join you in taking pictures.

38 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:52:33pm

Can someone get a screen cap of mine? I'm not sure how to do it.

39 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:52:42pm

Hey everyone!

This is getting ugly pretty fast: Even Kerry's wife is getting in on the action...

;-)

40 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:54:05pm

I was making another one and I accidentally fucked up my Rickie Lee Jones one. Fuck.

42 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:54:33pm

Jheka, Printscreen, then open Paint, then paste.

43 Free Speech Is Only For Uber-Libs  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:54:45pm

#34
LOLOLOLOL

44 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:55:16pm
45 jimmytheclaw  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:55:23pm

#12 chomsky 4/10/2004 03:29PM PST

should selled it gnome chomsky

46 Globular Custard  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:55:24pm

Linduh Gradstein Supports John Kerry!

BTW, if you are using windows, a screen shot is as easy as ALT = PrintScreen. I have mine make sure you have yours.

Toodles!

47 Bill Clinton  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:55:50pm
48 crusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:56:27pm

OT

The memo has been released

The memo

and I still don't see what people are whining about. There still doesn't seem to be any information about 19 guys preparing to hijack four planes and slam them into various buildings in NY and DC.

This will fade pretty quickly...

49 The Commissar  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 1:57:19pm

Wonkette weighs in.

50 placebo  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:00:01pm
51 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:05:12pm

Can we make more than one from one IP address?

O have 3 in the pipeline but don't want to screw up my Arafat one ...

52 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:05:33pm

I, that is.

53 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:06:33pm

#51 Jheka

Yes you can, just use different email addresses (usernames) and passwords. I've done two already.

54 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:07:24pm

Am I doing it wrong? It asked for credit card information, and when I made something up, it came back and said it had a problem with my bank.

55 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:07:50pm

Jheka, be careful. I fucked up mine and I didn't have a backup. I suggest figuring out if there's some way of logging out first or something. It seemed like I was creating a brand new one, but it immediately took me to my old page, except with the new text.

56 Model4  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:08:01pm
57 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:08:24pm

Ya Ed don't click the "contribute" link, use the link provided by Allah and Kevin instead.

58 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:09:07pm

JGV:

I did that and got the same page as my last one ... I'll try again.

Crusadergirl:

I don't know if you saw my last comments on our previous discussion here.

Not to continue the argument, but if you haven't seen it, I thought you'd be interested.

59 Kerry All  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:09:43pm

Search for Names on John F'in Kerry's Website

This is pretty cool. You can search by name. Looks like all the players are there: Hussein, Bin Laden, and Arafat.

60 Teri  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:10:07pm

John kerry supports john kerry!mine!

61 teal marie  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:10:10pm

Be careful! You all may be sticking your paws in a trap set by Kos via McAuliff? for the express purpose of getting this blog removed. And you left a Hansel and Gretel trail for them to follow right back here.

62 andrew Johnson  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:12:41pm

#61 teal marie

Are you kiddin me?

63 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:12:44pm

#58 Jheka

Go to the member sign in page here, and enter the username/password you used, you will be able to pull up the right one.

64 Jimmy The Clam  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:13:27pm
65 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:13:29pm

#61 teal marie

Sorry, I don't follow.

66 Globular Custard  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:14:27pm

#61 teal marie

Fortunately you can use Yahoo disposable addresses and then delete the address.

67 Alexis Z  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:14:38pm

#56

Some people have speculated that John F'ing Kerry would be weak on national defense. Why on Earth wouldn't you trust the nuclear launch codes to a man brilliant and nuanced enough to provide his name and bandwidth to his political opponents?


LOL!


Seriously, to all you who made up a page...THANK YOU!

I really needed a few laughs, and you guys made me roar!

68 placebo  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:14:42pm

#61

i hope you're joking. LGF simply linked to it.

69 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:14:46pm

Evariste, JaGV:

I figured it out. The key is to logout before starting a new one. Here's my latest.

70 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:15:39pm

#69 Jheka

LOL! That's great!

71 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:15:42pm

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]


Whoo-Hooo

72 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:17:32pm

Ed Moran, LMGDAO!

73 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:18:36pm

#71 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande

You've just caused mass-confusion in Kerry-Land! Well done!

74 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:18:43pm

I was wondering if there was an entry sized limit.


I could have pasted more.

75 Model4  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:19:12pm

You don't even need a disposable address. Just type in whatever (thisisabogusaddress@hotmail.com).

76 Colt  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:20:03pm

LMAO! Ed Moran, that was great :-)

77 scaramouche  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:21:41pm

OT: The White House releases THAT memo and guess what? It's less smoking gun than same old, same old. The Dhimms are still gonna spin it like a flaming pinwheel.

78 Chet Roi  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:21:48pm

Whizbang said you could imbed photos but it didn't work on my page. The page isn't as good w/o the photo so here's the photo and here's the page Some country boys are for Kerry

79 andrew  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:23:08pm

Anybody want to post Patton's speech?

80 Eugene McGovern  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:23:13pm

Interesting how the "Find a Kerry Core Member" by State feature is just a simple-minded alphabetical sort. I mean, anybody whose last name begins with "A" is just about guaranteed to show up at the top of the list. Interesting.

81 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:24:19pm

Interesting. The storms aren't here yet. I see several large towers growing into the anvil that is now overhead (I can still see some blue hazy skies to the SE).

But I see mammatus hanging down from the anvil overhead. I usually see that after the strong storms, not before.

Actually, most of the time in HOU it gets cloudy long before the weather hits, so I can't see as much as I'd like, but today its different, I can see some nice clouds.

82 andrew  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:24:20pm

Oops i didnt realize it was from indymedicine - sorry everyone - but it does look like Patton's speech.

83 Colt  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:26:39pm

Charles

Clean up on aisle #289.

84 arsin  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:27:50pm

My humble effort

[Link: contribute.johnkerry.com...]

85 Jimmy The Clam  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:28:06pm
86 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:28:32pm

I could be wrong, only a Svr T-storm warning, but I think the cell near Woodlands, now receiving baseball sized hail is really starting to rotate.

87 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:29:06pm

Ed Moran

I think you must of broke the Zionist-Illuminati weather control device. Surely, you can't expect us to endure this weather for Easter, can you?

88 Tom the lurker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:32:05pm

http://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source _code=00018568

Not the most creative one out there, but it had to be done.

89 Free Speech Is Only For Uber-Libs  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:33:02pm

Terry McAuliff

[Link: contribute.johnkerry.com...]

90 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:34:00pm

The Shi'ite is really starting to go down in Houston area.!!!


BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HOUSTON/GALVESTON TX 627 PM CDT SAT APR 10 2004

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LEAGUE CITY HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR...
AUSTIN COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST TEXAS

* UNTIL 700 PM CDT

* AT 625 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO 7 MILES WEST OF SEALY...MOVING EAST AT 30 MPH.

* LOCATIONS IN THE PATH OF THE TORNADO INCLUDE SAN FELIPE.

IN ADDITION TO THE TORNADO THREAT...EXPECT GOLFBALL SIZE HAIL.

THE SAFEST PLACE TO BE DURING A TORNADO IS IN THE INTERIOR HALLWAY OR A ROOM SUCH AS A CLOSET ON THE LOWEST LEVEL OF A STURDY BUILDING. USE BLANKETS OR PILLOWS TO COVER YOUR BODY AND ALWAYS STAY AWAY FROM
WINDOWS.

IF IN MOBILE HOMES OR VEHICLES...EVACUATE THEM AND GET INSIDE A SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER. IF NO SHELTER IS AVAILABLE...LIE FLAT IN THE NEAREST DITCH OR OTHER LOW SPOT AND COVER YOUR HEAD WITH YOUR HANDS.

...

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HOUSTON/GALVESTON TX 615 PM CDT SAT APR 10 2004

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LEAGUE CITY HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR...
WALLER COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST TEXAS

* UNTIL 700 PM CDT

* AT 614 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO 15 MILES SOUTHWEST OF HEMPSTEAD...OR NEAR BELLVILLE...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 25 MPH.

* LOCATIONS IN THE PATH OF THE TORNADO INCLUDE PRAIRIE VIEW.

THIS STORM HAS A HISTORY OF PRODUCING GOLFBALL SIZE HAIL. THEREFORE...EXPECT DAMAGING HAIL WITH THIS STORM.

91 D. Edgren (the Merciless Infidel)  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:36:24pm

Everyone's getting into the act...

John Kerry for President!

Hee hee.


D. Edgren

92 inklingcd  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:37:03pm

Kerry's a damnable liar! I LIAR, I SAY! Go to... [Link: contribute.johnkerry.com...] Link

93 inklingcd  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:38:19pm

Kerry's a damnable liar! I LIAR, I SAY! Here's the working Link

94 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:38:36pm

#82 andrew

Did you see some of the dumbass comments?

We are educated enough Today and, then to decide that killing eachother would solve nothing... Has it stopped the wars? Because of World War Two Hardly a damm thing came out that was positive in any way... People died. Too many for bullshit that could have been avoided. If we could all use the intellegence that we have to debate these problems and find a solution this world might be just that tiny bit better.

LMAO. WTF, is that you?

95 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:39:11pm

I'm bored. I want a new thread.

96 Colt  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:40:16pm

#95 evariste

LOL!

97 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:41:04pm

This is too freakin easy.

98 Jimmy The Clam  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:41:23pm
99 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:41:38pm

Colt, LOL! As soon as I posted, the new thread appeared :-)

100 Zachary Cohen  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:44:21pm

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

It is about time Kerry chimed in.

101 andrew  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:44:31pm

#94 Thom

Nah I didn't. I just did a quick search for Patton's speech and screwed the pooch.

102 spar  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:45:09pm

Hastily done, with pretty much the default text (ignore grammatical solecism in title... that's Kerry's fault)

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

103 Jheka  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:46:23pm

OK, last one.

I'm off to watch Klitschko (the younger one) take apart Lamon Brewster (and the Spinks-Judah fight should be pretty good too).

104 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:47:18pm

evariste,

Did you rub a magic lamp?
LOL

Your wish is my command.

105 Kevin  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:53:54pm

If you're going to try to embed pictures the source needs to be linked with the img scr=http: (etc.)

That makes it hard for most people to do, but it is possible if you've got your own SSL cert or can use a shared cert on your hosting site...

106 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:57:09pm

Remember I said I saw a developing tornado on the Harris-Montgomery county line?

#86 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande 4/10/2004 04:28PM PST


I could be wrong, only a Svr T-storm warning, but I think the cell near Woodlands, now receiving baseball sized hail is really starting to rotate.

6:28 Texas time.

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
TORNADO WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HOUSTON/GALVESTON TX
646 PM CDT SAT APR 10 2004

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LEAGUE CITY HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR...
MONTGOMERY COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST TEXAS

* UNTIL 730 PM CDT

* AT 642 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO NEAR PORTER HEIGHTS...OR ABOUT 10 MILES NORTHEAST OF SPRING...MOVING EAST AT
20 MPH.

NWS Time 6:46

Am I good?

107 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 2:59:05pm

This is spooky, does anyone else think they see rotation developing in western Harris county?


Out to watch the storm for a while.

108 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:00:35pm

Spar, are you sure your real name isn't Monica?

Got your lips wet yet?

109 steve miller  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:08:04pm

I found this Clickity click

111 ShiksaGrrrl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:15:49pm

LOL


Used a fake name


I was in too much of a hurry to post anything original but just reposted the article from Brain Terminal 2 days ago.

Dont like the HTML on that web page though!

112 Mustard  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:16:39pm
113 Frank IBC, Pelotas Pequenas Verdes  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:17:20pm
114 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:18:42pm

Frank IBC, LMAO! That was just fine :-)

115 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:19:49pm

steve miller,

LOL

116 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:22:27pm

Apropos of nothing, but I just gotta share.

My dog keeps farting.

And I only have one incense left ...

117 Laurence Simon  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:22:34pm

Ich bin ein Kerry Supporter!

It worked for Neville Chamberlain, right?

118 Macker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:24:31pm

This has got to be the most significant blunder the Kerry campaign has made...right up there with Bush's "make your own sign" on their website. LOTS of fun!

Here's my ringing endorsement

119 skep  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:24:58pm

Heywood Jablome comes out in support of John Kerrey!

Check it out here!

120 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:25:18pm

Frank IBC,

LOL

I love that Kerry's campaign is paying for this!

121 Frank IBC, Pelotas Pequenas Verdes  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:25:35pm

#116 Thom -

My sympathies. I just recently learned that yes, there are worse things on this earth than human farts.

Here doggie woggie...want some yummy beans, eggs, and cheese?

122 paul  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:26:58pm

OT-

White House releases Aug 6, 01 PDB: "Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US"

We have not been able to corroborate some of the more sensational threat reporting, such as that from a ... (redacted portion) ... service in 1998 saying that Bin Ladin wanted to hijack a US aircraft to gain the release of "Blind Shaykh" 'Umar 'Abd al-Rahman and other US-held extremists.

Nevertheless, FBI information since that time indicates patterns of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York.

...group of Bin Ladin supporters was in the US planning attacks with explosives.


Explosives used how? And hijackings have been a threat for years. All the PDB needed was the who, what , when, where and why.

123 Frank IBC, Pelotas Pequenas Verdes  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:29:14pm

Hmmm...

I have the feeling that Hugh Jass, Al Kahalik, Seymour Butz, Dick Hertz and many others will be making apperances over there, too...

124 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:31:04pm

#121 Frank IBC, Pelotas Pequenas Verdes

Phew. These are some real nose burners, too ...

What did the damn critter eat is what I'd like to know.

125 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:34:30pm

2 1/2 hours into this, and the maroons haven't disabled it yet.

126 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:38:17pm

The line has caught up with the supercells, and hail and flooding are now the main threats

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
TXC157-201-110130-

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HOUSTON/GALVESTON TX
731 PM CDT SAT APR 10 2004

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LEAGUE CITY HAS ISSUED A

* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR...
HARRIS COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST TEXAS
FORT BEND COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST TEXAS

* UNTIL 830 PM CDT

* AT 728 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A LINE OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS. THESE STORMS WERE LOCATED FROM KINGWOOD SOUTHWEST THROUGH NORTHWEST HOUSTON TO NEAR SUGARLAND. THE LINE WAS MOVING EAST AT 30 MPH.

* LOCATIONS IN THE PATH OF THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM INCLUDE THE MEDICAL CENTER... HOBBY AIRPORT... THE GALLERIA... ASTROWORLD...
ADDICKS...WEST UNIVERSITY PLACE... SUGAR LAND... STAFFORD...SOUTH HOUSTON... MISSION BEND... MEADOWS... JACINTO CITY...HOUSTON...MEMORIAL... GALENA PARK...CLOVERLEAF...BELLAIRE AND ALDINE.

THIS STORM MAY PRODUCE LARGE DAMAGING HAIL...RESULTING IN EXTENSIVE PROPERTY DAMAGE OR SERIOUS INJURY. AVOID WINDOWS AND TAKE COVER NOW!

A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 11 PM.

PLEASE REPORT SEVERE WEATHER TO THE COUNTY SHERIFF...LOCAL POLICE... OR DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY. THEY WILL RELAY YOUR REPORT TO THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.


127 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:39:09pm

#123 Frank IBC, Pelotas Pequenas Verdes

Not mention M'Balz Es-Hari, Graabir Boubi, Haid D'Salaami, Hous bin Pharteen, Ibin Pharteen, I-Zheet M'Drurz, Shaif Hirboush, Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr.

128 General Custard  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:39:24pm
129 Tasty Beverage  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:41:37pm

#112 Mustard

he makes it so hard for us to show our love for your country!

The above text was provided by Loyal Palestinians

LOL

130 Skep  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:42:04pm

Looks like even Osama is getting into the act!

131 gaw  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:44:47pm

OK guys, I worked hard on this one...

Flower Power!

132 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:46:40pm

#131 gaw

I haven't read it, because I can't get past the pics!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

134 spar  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:47:54pm

#108 PostalWorker

Wow, I believe you misconstrued. But careful not to o.d. on those stick suppositories...

Oh well, Saturday night.

135 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:48:15pm

OMG gaw, that is so fucking funny! lmao

136 crusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:56:07pm

Good lord! Did you actually read some of the sincere posts?

They're all the same.

"For too long, political power has belonged only to the wealthy and the special interests - but your clout should not be determined by the size of your checkbook."

This is disturbing. It's like the Pod-people came out and all typed the same thing when told to do so.

What is it with the site managers?

It actually makes a terrible impression on the site's browsers (if there are any).

Jheka: Thank you for reminding about some other post at some other point. No offense, but my attention span isn't long enough to care.

137 Frank IBC, Pelotas Pequenas Verdes  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:57:18pm

And you left a Hansel and Gretel trail for them to follow right back here.

Actually it might be a good idea to copy & paste links into your URL window, rather than go to them directly (or bookmark them if you anticipate using them multiple times, to cut down on the "referrer" issues.

138 Frank IBC, Pelotas Pequenas Verdes  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:58:30pm

Crusader Girl -

"For too long, political power has belonged only to the wealthy and the special interests - but your clout should not be determined by the size of your checkbook."

I think that was the default text?

139 spar  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:59:01pm

#136 crusaderGirl

That's the default text, provided by Kerry.

140 spar  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 3:59:31pm

Ah, crap.

141 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:01:08pm

gaw,

LMAO
Freakin' funny photoshop work!

142 Jeneane Garofalo  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:01:47pm
143 crusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:03:40pm

The default text is something maudlin like that?!

What a pathetic piece of crap!

144 Jason Rush  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:06:04pm

You won't believe this.

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

And, you can randomly chamge the number on the URL. It seems to me the VAST majority are anit Kerry.

145 SecHumanist  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:06:50pm

Uh.. in case anybody needs some inspirational names:

[Link: www.religionisbullshit.com...]

(warning, soundfiles embedded and will play upon download)

"Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted"
(My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard)

146 crusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:08:53pm

#131 Gaw: that was beautiful!

You and Chomsky win the award!

about the site:

Isn't there something particularly naive and ill-informed in opening up the website to this kind of abuse?

147 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:09:30pm

#111 ShiksaGrrrl

UR so baddd!!

148 teal marie  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:13:26pm

I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a partypooper.
What good is a pristine forgery if you leave a signed confession to it in the first place they'll look? I probably am giving too much credit to K for thinking it up as a trap, but he can use it now, can't he? Charles didn't tell anybody to do this and report back. That's not going to matter at all to our self-appointed enemies. Please just consider the possible repercussions for Charles.

149 bull  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:14:00pm

the bull LOVES JFK!!!

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

150 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:15:22pm

#146 crusaderGirl 4/10/2004 06:08PM PST

Isn't there something particularly naive and ill-informed in opening up the website to this kind of abuse?



Ummm ... YES! And incredibly negligent not to have noticed it after three hours ...

151 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:15:40pm

teal marie, he can use it as what? Just try to imagine his post attacking this, and let me know how on earth he can successfully cause lgf or Charles trouble based on it. I don't see it.

152 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:16:06pm

[although teal marie, I'm happy you're looking out for these things]

153 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:17:46pm

I wonder if Dick Clarke is advising him on cyber security.

154 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:19:17pm

PostalWorker

LMAO

155 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:19:34pm

#145 SecHumanist

Ooooh ... my sides hurt!

I wonder if I could get away with that at BWI?

156 Tim  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:19:49pm

Osama supports Kerry [Link: contribute.johnkerry.com...]

157 Chet Roi  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:21:13pm

This isn't the only site linking to Kerry's folly. Whizbang, Allahpundit and the Freepers are in on it too. We're several hours into this exercize and by now I'd guess there are many many more sites linking.

158 Custard Mustard  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:24:04pm

OK, last one then I'm out for tonight:

Optimus Prime Supports John Kerry!

Cyonara

159 CrusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:24:47pm

#150   Thom™  4/10/2004 06:15PM PST:

Do you think anyone is even watching the site? It's activity?

If they haven't caught it by now, they may not catch for hours or even days.

Perhaps at 8 AM EST on Monday.


unbelievable

160 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:28:17pm

#159 CrusaderGirl

Do you think anyone is even watching the site? It's activity?

Funny you should ask ...

128 user(s) active in the past 15 minutes
69 guests, 57 members 2 anonymous members

Ha! 128??

But in all fairness, this is Holy Saturday, and Lgf only has 736 users online and ...

Umm ... never mind ...

161 Chris Allen  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:31:27pm

ROLFMAO! :-D

162 CrusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:31:33pm

Hey,

Aristide is in on action

163 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:32:10pm

spar,

Sorry if I got you wrong, but it seemed by you kerry page that you support the (wo)man(iser)/pimpdaddy man ho on botox.

164 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:33:12pm

Ima Wimpyone gts my vote for beso of show. LOL

165 CrusaderGirl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:35:12pm

The Rantisi one is particularly clever for its nuanced approach

166 Wild Justice  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:42:23pm

#24   Jay Tea 

I swear that's one of the funniest things I've ever read!!!

Brilliant!

167 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:43:37pm

So what's the link if you want to see all the entries. Damned if I can find it ...

168 Beagle Johnson  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:44:32pm

I keep clicking links and laughing. Thanks, I needed that.

169 The Happy Dyslectic  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:45:17pm
170 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:45:41pm

Thom, are you looking for this? It's at top left.

171 spar  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:46:05pm

#163 PostalWorker

Actually, I do support him in his womanizing, but that’s not going to buy my vote ;)

My mistake as well, hadn't realized that the default text wasn't all too apparent if you hadn't gone through the make-a-webpage process.

I wonder if any of these will get him contributions.

172 Wild Justice  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:46:49pm

#131   gaw 

Pure genius!

173 Abu Jimbola  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:47:35pm

Its still up... too too much LMFAO

174 Sue Bob  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:49:27pm

Here's mine:

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

Oh crap, I mispelled her name.

175 Abu Jimbola  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:50:33pm

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

Michael Jackson weighs in.

Check these out and change the URLS

176 Thom™  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:51:03pm

#170 evariste

D'oh! Sorry, I meant the entries on the "... Supports Kerry" tragicomedy ...

177 Abu Jimbol  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:55:01pm

Oh Man... these are hilarious.

I have been flipping through the urls and its fun tonight

Even Mike Hunt has joined the Kerry supporters

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

178 Wild Justice  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 4:56:59pm

#71   Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  

God I almost wet myself!

179 daNightman  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:05:54pm

Another unnamed foreign leader lends her support to John Kerry!

180 Maui Girl  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:17:54pm

I have only 45 minutes of work left to get through all the "contribution" narratives but what I've read so far is so amazingly entertaining. Thanks for laughs everyone!

181 John  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:17:58pm

here's mine:

Beer Man's Kerry fundraiser link

Why do I want you to contribute to John Kerry? So he can get the spinal transplant he so desparately needs. For far too many years, we have taken pity on this man as his condition worsened, day by day and vote by vote. His medical condition began to affect his performance on the job, causing many to think that he didn't have a stand on the issue, when in reality, it was because he had no spine. Kerry's opinions (and apparently votes) have something in common with Texas weather: If you wait about 10 minutes, it'll change...
182 Rayra Johnson  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:22:49pm

just spent some time looking through DU, and there isn't any discussion of this activity there. Strange. Or shows how very little attention they are paying to their leading candidate's website.

183 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:23:55pm

Maui Girl,


Get back to work. :P

/boss mode

John,

LOL

Love the Texas weather reference, it's very appropriate today.

184 Stop Hillary  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:28:21pm

Best laugh I have had in nearly a year. Thank you Jihadi John Kerry!

You are still a treasonous bastard and I refuse to vote for you. But, this bit of mirth at the expense of yourself and your fellow traitor Dems made my evening.

185 Stop Hillary  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:29:48pm

Jay Leno would have a field day with this. His writers could take a day off, because the originals are hilarious.

Great work guys!

186 abadaba  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:33:18pm

here is mine.

187 John  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:34:27pm

#183 RIP Ford

Thanks! Right on the spot about the weather. Never cleaned my garage so fast in my life...

Had to protect my not-quite-paid-off-yet gas guzzling SUV and Texas required Pick up truck yet...

188 Brian Jones  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:38:21pm

Resolved: Funny conservatives are like one million times funnier than liberals are when they try to be funny.

Corollary: conservatives are also far more serious than liberals are when they try to be serious.

189 Vanilla Ice Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:41:31pm
190 gaw  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:43:00pm

From the maker of Flower Power, now comes...

The Jock Strap.

Sorry, it's a little limp... I mean lame... uh, never mind.

191 RIP Ford  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:43:30pm

John,

LOL

Right now, my car is parked under a bank teller drive through across the street. It appears the worst is over for us, and with that, it's off to the bar!

192 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:44:15pm

#189, 190-LOL!

193 Ed Moran: abu El Hijo de Juan Grande  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:47:50pm

Lots of lightning, winds gusted to about 40 mph (not quite severe), very heavy rain (briefly flooded my yard, not too hard to do with about 2 feet of top soil (probably left by the builder) over hard clay) and frequent lightning (which my 32 month old and 21 month old enjoyed, thank goodness), but technically no severe weather at my house.

I hope the lemon trees I planted today are ok.

Despite several tornadic looking cells on radar, no tornadoes officially sighted, but some cool hail reports.

Looks like roofers will be busy around Schulenberg and The Woodlands.

194 Nekama  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:51:33pm

190 gaw

LOL!

195 april apple Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 5:59:00pm
196 Pixy Misa Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:03:19pm
197 Adolf Hitler Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:04:38pm
198 evariste  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:05:19pm

Pixy, lol. I love it :-)

199 Al Gore Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:06:24pm
200 Nor Retluoc Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:09:11pm
201 Ayatrollah  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:10:01pm

Looks like Osuma has wireless cave access...

Osuma bin Laden Supports John Kerry!

202 Saddam Hussein Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:10:35pm
203 Iran Mullahs Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:13:03pm
204 Joseph K  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:14:07pm

I haven't laughed so hard at a computer in my life!

205 Yassir Arafat Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:15:22pm
206 Richard Clarke Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:17:31pm
208 Sid Frost Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:21:53pm
209 Ford Prefect  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:23:18pm

I have some screen shots here on my web site. These were the ones that I found to be the best so here they are.
John Efing Kerry.

Just be kind to my bandwidth please.

211 Here Piggy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:27:06pm
212 teal marie  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:27:13pm

Evariste,
Isn't this forgery, impersonating public figures, spamming and harrassment? Dammit, you're making me put on K's shoes to explain myself. I think its wrong and I don't think Charle's intended his minions to join in the vandalism. What the hell do I know.
I thought I read that k has been in contact with Kerry's campaign, despite Kerry pully his ad I expect k is still in daily contact and will be thrilled to point out who admitted here that they did the deed. My worst dread is that it will convince Kerry to reassess k as a useful tool. You know k isn't thinking over the error of his ways. He's plotting and he hates us.
Thank you for understanding I mean this in our best interests: preserving this wonderful blog from harm.

213 Sarah Jackson Supports John Kerry!  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:30:52pm
214 Joseph K  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:34:23pm

Maybe someone else has mentioned this already, but go to this page on the Kerry site and type in your favorite dictator's initials. O B produces stellar results.Page finder for the Kerry Core

215 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 6:38:31pm

Ya killin me wonkette

216 wishbone  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:01:09pm

Hes now changing any he doesnt like.

http://contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source _code=00018780

My original one went like:Support the communist loving tax-raising terrorist appeasing son of a bratwurst.

ANd they call US fascists?

217 Mr. Pulpo  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:02:45pm

You people are the bee’s knees.

218 Pope Urban XXIII (aka ahmed allah4jihad)  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:03:22pm

For too long, political power has belonged only to the wealthy and the special interests -like john kerry and his backers, but your clout should not be determined by the size of your checkbook. It's time to remind everyone we know that GOTV doesn't mean 'go on t.v.' - it means Get Out The Vote, and we Democrats need to get back to basics, and make the U.S a socialist Nation. To help John Kerry reach as many people voters as possible I have agreed to become part of the Kerry Core,(Dean was even too wacked out for me). I am supporting John Kerry because America needs a president that will create jobs for the unemployable and the U.N., provide affordable health care for those that can't provide for themselves, protect our environment
regardless of the human costs, and secure our homeland for all the good hearted socialist and special interests. Please join my efforts to elect John Kerry president by making a contribution today.

I want john kery to win and i are willing to help hin, i hope you will too. please send money or food stamps to help.

219 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:09:48pm

What's to be expected of a communist turd?

Kerry, you suck like Charybdis

220 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:10:37pm

Charybdis sucked sailors to death ...

221 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:11:01pm

What a way to go

222 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:13:55pm

For too long now people like J fn K have lorded it over people who actually freakin work for a living.

Period.


A vote for Kerry is a vote for a Pimp daddy fucking loser.

My message to J fn K:

Get a fucking job hippie!

223 amyc  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:15:31pm

Hi. I've got a pic I want to add to my page, but I don't know how. Can somebody tell me?

224 PostalWorker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:18:45pm

The DNC didn't supply directions? Awww.

225 -=@$$=-  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:29:03pm

i guess the party's over. they havn't posted mine. here's a good one though:

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

226 Frank IBC, GGGrandson of Jane Johnson  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:38:55pm

#189 -

Wow, nice to know I've aged a LOT better than he has. Thankful for the little bit of melanin that I have...

#207 -

Er, I think something more, uh, nuanced might have been better.

227 kestrel  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:40:08pm

This is some truely great stuff. But the coolest thing is that almost everyone of these is funny. Not vicious, mean spirited or loaded with foul language.

Can you imagine the spitting vituperation you would recieve on a Bush site left open like this?

You girls and guys made me proud. Thanks

rjk

228 -=@$$=-  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:42:41pm

now it's blinked out enrtirely

229 -=@$$=-  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:44:43pm

y'all kilt it! ya bombed em back to the stone-age with butter!

230 Pope Urban XXIII (aka ahmed allah4jihad)  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:45:44pm

all the links are unavailable now.

I started reading an hour ago, laughing meniacally in my office by the low of the monitor. I never laughed so hard. Ti martooni to continue. Great funny lgf'ers, you are all great.

GWG

231 Frank IBC, GGGrandson of Jane Johnson  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:46:13pm

Yes, seven hours and five minutes later, the party is indeed over.

Did anyone see if the Iraqi Information Minister got a chance to post?

232 NTropy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 7:48:46pm

Imagine if you will. . .

Says Kos

"Look, what I wrote really was taken out of context and wasn't that bad to begin with. I'll prove it to you. Set up a page where I can guarantee those slandering me will post and I'll prove how whacked out and crazy they are. They're animals I tell you; viscious, lying fascist animals. It's all a conspiracy; a vast right wing conspiracy. Your running mate was right."

233 Pope Urban XXIII (aka ahmed allah4jihad)  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:04:05pm

The look up page still works and they are all funny!

The problem is that come Monday Kerry will report to the media that he set up a webpage and over X thousand names have been registered without mentioning that x-100 were ripping him a new ass.

God save us all from the Kerry's of the world.

G'night all

GWG

234 Yehudit  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:04:34pm

I hope someone saved screen shots of all these - it would make a great book. Especially if it came out, oh, around mid-October.

235 Tres  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:05:12pm

nope, it's not over you can still go in doodle to your hearts pleasure

236 Hecate  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:07:11pm

What Kerry's camp censoring the views of his supporters! How can he tell the real ones from the sane ones?

237 NTropy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:19:19pm

Yes indeed, the Kerry site is disappearing many posts. Not all, just most of the more humorous ones. Particularly ones made in the names of the errr less reputable shall we say.

238 NTropy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:31:47pm

Unfortunately a href="[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...] target="_blank">this one is still up.

239 NTropy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:32:24pm

DOH!!This one

240 NTropy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:34:08pm

Gahhh

Sorry for the technical difficulties. Third time is the charm I guess (And PIMF !#@$!#$)

This one

241 nofixedabode  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:39:36pm

It's surprising how many pages are still up. The Kerry people don't seem to get the more subtle spoofs!

242 NTropy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 8:48:29pm

The sad thing about this one is that I can't tell if it's real or another spoof.

243 Darleen  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:00:03pm

#242

Sure sounds like a Kerry supporter, straight from the marches in Frisco.

;-)

244 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:07:26pm

#242 NTropy

Sadly, it sounds all too LLL to be a spoof. The dogma is the same old, same old.

No mention of Rachel Pancake Corrie though...

It sounds like the crap on the blogs that so hate LGF for being so spot on.

245 NTropy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:12:14pm

Just playing around, it looks like the count starts at 10,000 too. I wasn't able to get any entries prior to that count.

246 Lizardoid Minion #32603 Maine Coon Cat  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:17:00pm

#242 NTropy - Yeah, if that one's fake it's an awfully good fake.

247 Lizardoid Minion #32603 Maine Coon Cat  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:21:45pm

#232 NTropy

The big difference is this:

The lefties think that conservatives are evil.
Conservatives think that lefties are crazy.

It's asymmetrical. So while they pour out their hate-filled rants, we are happy to simply mock them.

Well, most of the time, anyway. They've been starting to get a bit on my nerves lately. Even then, my reaction was to slip something in Charles' tip jar rather than screaming obscenities.

248 Abu Jimbola  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:33:15pm

12:36 MST and Jacques Chirac is still up...

249 Edward Yee  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:34:55pm

My reaction to this was pure and simple:

"SATAN (AKA LUCIFER) SUPPORTS JOHN KERRY"

Screencaps will follow shortly.

250 Mustard  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:51:14pm

They're stripping out all the images. My Iron Maiden one is gone too:(((

But I do have the screenshots :)))

251 Just John  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 9:55:19pm

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man, this is too funny.

Let's see if I can follow their reasoning (sorry if someone already did this):

1. We let people make free webpages on our website.
2. And then a miracle happens where Republicans or jokers or both decide not to do anything silly or anti-Kerry with their free websites.
3. And then Kerry supporters band together and win!

Hilarious!

252 Voidseeker  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 10:22:47pm

This was going to be mine, but they will not let it be posted:

The Prince of Darkness Supports John Kerry

Let it be known from this day forward that the fallen Day Star, upon his Dark Throne, hath put forth a decree ordering all minions to support John Kerry. The Prince of Darkness perceives a great threat to the "religion of peace" he hath carefully crafted and nurtured from the shadows. And lo, behold George W. Bush and those he leads that walk with God the Father are attempting to lay waste to plans laid millennia ago. The day is nigh when the Lucifer shall take control of the earth and bring all man kind into Damnation.

Alas the Heavenly Father, the great I AM, hath put out the hand of providence to disrupt the events, bringing liberty and free agency to the heartland of the Great and Abominable church of man, Satan could stay in the shadows no more. The Father of Lies has put forth this message to be read to all of mankind:

"Look you scum of the earth. I have spent the last 3000+ years convincing the world I do not exist and that there is no such thing as right and wrong. I gave you Sex without consequences, well ignoring those silly STDs. I gave you moral equivalency. I gave you great leaders such as Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, Noam Chomsky, and the list goes on. Great men all, you just did not see their vision. So many great things have I done for this stinking world and the stupid sheep that inhabit it. I even gave you Bill Clinton for 8 years. He knew how to appease those of my Religion of Peace.

Well you went and screwed it all up and go this GWB guy in office. And now I have to deal with him and the Lord working to undo all the work I have done over the last couple hundred years in the middle east and around the world. And it is getting to be a pain in my ass to be blunt.

So to make everything ok again I have come out of my shadows, put the lies aside and just straight shooting here: I support John Kerry for President. He is a man that would never say "under God" in the Pledge. He is a man that understands that would be 'wrong' with the whole separation of church and state thing. He knows there is no such thing as "evil" in the world and that my followers have every right to live and act as they see fit. They are legitimate voices in this new day and age, no longer beholden to all that old huffy duffy bible crap.

So if I can put for the effort to come out for Kerry, so can you. Support Kerry for President, I do."


I have screen caps of almost all the ones here and a few from other sites though.

253 Deeez Nuutz...  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 10:59:15pm

Despicable, so this is what has become of the left.


...on your tonsils!

254 macula  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 11:00:34pm

Hey, the spoof support calls please are still up. Just change the source code number in the web address by a digit or so and you can page through hundreds of "endorsements".
Fabulous.

255 macula  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 11:03:14pm

Now where did that "please" come from?!
PIMP

256 Baldy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 11:03:52pm

OMG! They still have some of the funniest/most evil "supporters" up. I'm glad I took my 6 hr nap, and am awake at 3:56am. I have screenshots of what is still up now, I'm sure they'll delete them ASAP... al-Sadr, Neville Chamberlain, Ristani (sic?) (has a charity...email address ending in Hamas I think), Chomsky, Ricky Lee Jones (she mentions those Zionists!), de Villepin, some rapper...

257 Baldy  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 11:13:28pm

I think the people working there are too stupid to realize who Neville Chamberlain is. They don't even notice al-Sadr is a bad supporter to have, and he's been the big player in the top news story for more than a week...

258 Buckaroo  Sat, Apr 10, 2004 11:51:28pm

Too fabulous to see both the posts as well as the 1/2-assed attempt by the "cyber all-stars" over there to correct it.


Charles, Thank you for all the work you do here. This is a perfect example of the fun and seriousness of LGF all rolled into one. Since I love a touch of irony with my humor, I'd like to let you know that here on the "Kerry contribution thread" --

I just hit the LGF tip jar!
:-)

259 Voidseeker  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 1:18:23am

LOL

You all have to read the PS on this one:

Evil Otto is for John Kerry (lol)

260 Sane Person  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 1:18:32am

just a question for you Charles:

If you found out the DoD had a port open would you flood it and hack it so the country would be hurt?

Or do you just do it because you hate John "F'n" Kerry? Maybe when Bush's campaign is hacked you'll sing a different tune.

My bottom line is this: Just because someone tried to offer some liberty online you didn't have to abuse it!

261 Wild Justice  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 2:03:47am

Somebody please tell me you took a screen cap of gaw's (#131) masterpiece "Flower Power"!

262 dexter green  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 2:15:35am

Please note: This is NOT a complete list, even for this range of numbers.

Flipping through pages #18550-18750, I see:

Osama's still there.
Jacques Chiraq [at least twice]
George W. Bush
Gene Ocide
Hippie Sheep
Amanda Huginkiss
Che Guevara
Ayatolla Khamenei
Ketchup Boy
no one
Optimus Prime [the picture's gone, though]
60 million Frenchmen
Josef Stalin
Muqtada al-Sadr [at least twice]
Queen Beryl
Evil Otto
Neville Chamberlain [at least twice]
Bite Me
Satan (aka Lucifer)
Gen. Vo Nguyen Giap
Beer Man
Robin Hood and His Merry Men
Paris Hilton ["because a big prick is hard to find"]
Halliburton, Inc.
Mohammad Atta
Blough Djaab [posted script for Pulp Fiction]
Anonymous Foreign Leader
Benney Arnold
Holy E'ffin Sh**
Peter Hertz

Some choice quotes:

Nick Lyons:

We need someone who injects poison into his face. We need someone who holds 57 different positions on every issue.


Vidkun Quisling:

Hell, I wish I could get away with calling my fellow soldiers baby killers, but I just am not that slick. Give him a quarter.


Chuck Schick:

F John Kerry! As a veteran and the son of a Vietnam veteran who was slimed by this pitiful gigolo, I support F John Kerry for Ambassador to France in the next Bush administration.


Clark Griswald:

I voted for the evil conservative backstabber Bush in 2000 and in 2003 my precious cat and I went to see his motorcade pass through our city. My cat suddenly jumped from my arms and ran into the street where she was run over by Bush’s limousine. My little kitties’ innards shot outward via her ass and I was forced to give her away. Vote for Kerry, Bush killed my cat.


Mumia Abu-Jamal:

Kill whitey! Power to the people!


ramona gubersnaut:

If offering websites like this is an indication of the bright ideas of Kerry and his team, God help civilization.


George Stock:

For too long, political power has belonged only to the wealthy and the special interests - and with John Kerry as President, that wouldn't change a bit.


Brian O'Connell:

Kerry is all things to all people - I mean look at his voting record. Surely, everyone can find something to like there.


jerry albro:

John Kerry - because Neville Chamberlin just isn't available.


Todd Early:

I support John Kerry because I admire the way he was able to betray the men still in Vietnam by speaking for the VVAW and meeting with the Communist North Vietnamese on his own and strongly advocating their position. I am sure that the millions killed after South Vietnam and Cambodia were taken over by the Communists would agree if they were around today. As the NVA General Vo Nguyen Giap wrote in his 1985 memoir, if it weren't for organizations like Kerry's Vietnam Veterans Against the War, Hanoi would have surrendered to the U.S.


Bravo Delta:

Have you ever noticed that John Kerry's face looks kind of like genitalia? The high cheekbones for testicles, the long face for... well, you know.


Jon Gabriel:

NO, I DON'T! IT'S A DAMNABLE LIE! But I've come to expect that from John Kerry.


Bill Archer:

America is dangerously close to standing up and saving Western civilization from complete destruction. Help John Kerry to destroy what's left of the world ...


Democratic Underground:

Down with being ruled by the Nazifascistcorporateoilneoconzionistrightwingislam ophobic cabal!

And finally, Moe Lane, who sums it all up quite well:

I would like to point out to the Kerry campaign that the umpteen billion different satirical webpages that you're going to get out of this are your own blipping fault, and that a simple confirmation email before being permitted to post would have eliminated a whole heck of a lot of them. Did you guys somehow MISS the Sloganator flap? You folks DO have an official blogging presence, right? And, no, I'm not voting for Kerry in 2004. Delete this in good conscience

All this leaves one burning question: If all these are still up, what the f*** was the criteria for taking a page down?

-dg

263 its jake  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 2:16:24am

HAHAHA! Some of them are still getting through on Sunday morning. [Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

264 dexter green  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 2:21:08am

#260:

Maybe when Bush's campaign is hacked you'll sing a different tune.

1) No one has "hacked" John Kerry's website.
2) The Bush campaign has already made a similar mistake and it was similarly abused.

Get a grip.

-dg

265 its jake  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 2:33:57am

And More! Featuring Tupac, Che Guewhoeva, and Mr. Kerry himself.

[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]
[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]
[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

Che says Kerry will be made President regardless of the vote - and that the pale-skinned skrawny leftist protestors will be the ones to do the coup! Heh.
[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

Ignatius J. Reilly
[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

Hippy Sheep tell kerry to F-Off on his own webpage, but will his minders ever find it?
[Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

Paris Hilton
[Link: contribute.johnkerry.com...]

These are all at least 6 hours old. It should be fun to see if they ever unearth them all.

266 Baldy  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 3:18:49am
267 Baldy  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 3:25:10am

#16 Jaffar abu Grand Vizier - It's still up, I made a screenshot.

268 Pope Urban XXIII (aka ahmed allah4jihad)  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 3:55:11am

Abstract Dynamics

Might be for real.

269 Baldy  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 3:57:46am

#102 spar - Robin and his friends are still there.

270 dexter green  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:07:47am

You know, it's really a shame that they're taking them all down. I mean, I can understand why they would and all, but some of those pages are hilarious.

Also, I quickly did up a web page that parses a url for a number and ... okay, in layman's terms: You can cycle through the pages with mouse clicks instead of having to type in changes to the numbers (though you can do that, too). Of course, I have no place to post it, so only I can benefit. And now that the Kerry campaign has wised up, even that will be short-lived. If anyone wants it (you can put it in a folder on your HD and run in from there), e-mail me and I'll send the zip file your way.

I told you people I was bored. Wake up and ENTERTAIN ME!

-dg

271 Baldy  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:12:02am

Rantisi is still up! Mentioned by Crusader Girl 9:35pm ET last night. Although it is Easter...

272 Evil Otto  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:14:00am

Hey, mine is still up. Thanks for linking to it, Voidseeker!

I tried to be subtle, and I hope that's why it's (so far) slipped through their net. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fry up some fresh puppy for breakfast.

273 jock strap  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:18:17am

Jock Strap supports John Kerry

Let me tell ya John f'n Kerry is really a big prick with no balls and I should know. I support him but I have to! You have a choice that will affect the world, don't waste your time, money or vote backing this limp dick

274 dexter green  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:22:35am

#270:

Doesn't work in IE, btw. I just tried it. Firefox 0.8, yes. Anything else, I don't know. And frankly, I'm tired of messing with it -- so I don't care. :)

-dg

275 JonathanD  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:24:14am

maybe not so off topic.
note the linked to article is from a satire site in the UK.WHEELCHAIR ACCESS FOR SUICIDE BOMBERS

276 Baldy  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:37:24am

Mary Jo Kopechne is still up. contribute2.johnkerry.com/index.html?source_code=0 0018448

277 Voidseeker  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:37:54am

#272 - E.O.

No problem man. I was reading yours and enjoying it, but that PS just made me bust a gut laughing.

Too bad I could not get my The Prince of Darkness one up, I would have loved to screen cap that one. I have a total of 67 saved right now in .jpg form, almost 10 megs worth.

Sooo classic.

Where was Hannity and Rush's email again? =)

278 E. Brown  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 4:56:29am

#207, #215,

Actually, the -real- Wonkette is so mind-numbingly stupid that she did not realize that the Kim Jong-Il
endorsement was the only -factual- one that got posted, as Allah pointed out on his blog.

279 Todd  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 5:01:57am

The finally got around to taking mine down... merde! But I still got the beautiful screen shot.

280 Frank IBC, GGGrandson of Jane Johnson  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 8:20:11am

Mine (in #113) is still up. Idiots.

I have the feeling that if, G-d forbid, Kerry is elected, we will be sitting in front of Congress about 3 years from now, testifying about security lapses in the Kerry administration, which started prior to the election, and led to the atrocities of July 19, 2005.

281 daNightman  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 8:29:34am

Mine is still up, and so is the one for Queen Beryl (yep, did that one too).

Gotta wonder about this man's priority to security of any sort, but if any terrorist attack happens on his watch, I suspect they'll blame Bush for it just as they're trying to do with 9/11.

282 nofixedabode  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 8:32:15am

The page of Rene Guyon speaks of " ...the values you and I share...".
The values of the Rene Guyon Society, an international pedophiliac organization, are expressed in their slogan "Sex by eight or it's too late!"
Tres droll!!!

283 165.247.61.91  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 8:39:49am

#282 - nofixedabode

I don't think that's a joke page!

284 gaw  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 8:46:47am

Sorry it's come to this, I really was hoping JFK would allow me to continue to offer my support to his illustrious campaign. Nonetheless, I find that I must show my support by posting my screencaps. I don't have a blog site, so I would appreciate anyone wanting to share the bandwidth for distribution here to please post these on your own site. Without further ado, here they are...

Flower Power (Top half)

Flower Power (Middle text)

Flower Power (Bottom half)

and my lesser work,

Jock Strap

285 Flustered Mustard  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 10:09:35am

My Linduh Gradstein page is still up. They're not figuring out the quieter jabs.

286 nofixedabode  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 2:13:07pm

Rene Guyon Society

Fixed link

Preview is my friend...preview is my friend...preview is my friend...

287 nofixedabode  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 2:17:18pm

Okay, link not fixed. Worked in preview, but...

Google "rene guyon society" if you want to check this out.

288 Promethea  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 5:26:30pm

Tried 2x to set up a Kerry web page, but they are on to me. The second time I tried to be fairly innocuous, but they must have key words like "War on Terror" to identify those who don't like Kerry. I also used the word "wimp." Maybe that's a key word too.

289 Eric Blair  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 7:02:37pm

It works. Just be sure to log into your Kerry core first...

290 Eric Blair  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 7:05:13pm

For example, [Link: contribute2.johnkerry.com...]

(probably too subtle)

291 torchy  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 7:28:22pm

#212 teal marie

I think its wrong and I don't think Charle's intended his minions to join in the vandalism.

I agree with this assessment completely. Spamming Kerrys site is like taking advantage of the mentally challenged and that, by extension, brings shame on this blog and it's proprietor, Charles Johnson. In my mind it rates up with bigels Samson option in irresponsibilty.

I thought I read that k has been in contact with Kerry's campaign, despite Kerry pully his ad I expect k is still in daily contact and will be thrilled to point out who admitted here that they did the deed.

No doubt kos is begging absolution succor from Kerry and the L3 gravy train and will be especially motivated to smear Charles and this blog. We don't need to be openly offering the opposition sympathy ammo. If we believe we occupy the higher moral ground it also comes with the responsibility of comporting ourselves in a dignified manner.

292 gaw  Sun, Apr 11, 2004 9:46:54pm

#212
What is a minion? Have I become one?
And how can making political commentary on a political website be wrong?

I could see the moral "wrongness" of hacking into the server and altering a legitimetely (sp?) posted commentary, but posting free for all commentary on a wide open forum seems to be perfectly appropriate in a free society.

If anything is wrong, it is JFK's web-master's assertion that my missing page is somehow an "error", rather than admiting that the page is removed because it does not conform to the Kerry campaign's political agenda.

I don't mind the fact that they took it down, but some honesty in reporting their censorship would be appreciated... like that will ever happen.

If it weren't so creepy, I'd keep this as my desktop image until November.

293 jeyi  Mon, Apr 12, 2004 6:05:07am

#4...

You're not confusing the alleged war crimes in VN acknowledged by ex-Nebraska senator Bob Kerrey, now president of New School U., in NY, with the VN war record of John Kerry, are you?

What I'm waiting for before facing up to the awful possibility of voting Republican this year, is for John Kerry to explain why, with 30 years of retrospection on the outcome of the communist victory, the opposition to the VN war was OK --if indeed it was --in both moral and practical terms, and why the opposition to the Iraq war is or is not also OK.

294 Kevin  Mon, Apr 12, 2004 9:26:15am

As the one who "found" this hidden feature, I figured it was my duty to provide a spot for people to archive their masterpieces.

I've got a self service photo gallery available for your use:

Kerry Sloganator Gallery - Kerry Core Captures

Oh yeah, there's a whole other section in that gallery for the output of the Kerry Sloganator


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