May G-d bless the IDF!

i'd bet that she can fit one of her fists in that mouth

A child and a gun -- Palestinian weapons.

We are supposed to feel pitty for a man who was sick enough to have a picture taken holding a rifle and a baby?

Inter-sibling psychopathy, it's a beautiful thing...

They are always holding a weapon or a Koran. Are those the only two props down at the Gaza Walmart portrait studio?

At first I thought this was some photoshop of a gansta-loser in this country. At least the thugs in America's underclass don't wrap their pathologies in religious self-righteousness...

OT--there is a news report that the Al queds or someone
is offering $15 million for rumsfelds head, also General Kimmit.
on topic--I wonder what a pali job fair is like.

If my brother was killed in this manner, I would scream also...to kill my brother, myself.

RoPa (Religion of Peace again)

My thought and prayers to all.

#8 bL

"I wonder what a pali job fair is like. "

Well-armed with few booths?
:-)

Cox & Forkum, there is a cartoon just **waiting** to happen!!!

Ms. Amarah,

I'm glad your brother is dead.

Sister of Palestinian Hamas militant Amjad Amarah, killed by an Israeli soldier, mourns

Shrieking, wailing, and uulating. How solemn.

And they are allowing these moonbats to set up shop in Canada. What a pitiful country Canada has become--hell bent on destruction. Sharia shit has arrived. Will we see posters of moonbats with rifles and korans here too?
[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

This is the quintessential Pali family portrait: screaming woman, a used-to-be-terrorist-now-drowning-in-raisins
Hamas jerk-off with his green headband, a gun, and a baby within inchs of the gun. All that's missing is a bombelt.

But I thought there would be joy in shipping loved ones to Allah. What gives? Must be crying about being cut out of the Saddam Money-for-Saddam payola.

Hey! Amjad Amarah can now join the Olympics traditional 100-meter Dead Martyrs Coffin Dash this summer!

You know, Minnime is right. This guy is going to get his 72 raisins - shouldn't she be happy -- or was he the only bread winner?

Hey,isnt that a pic of Kobe ?

Was this the splodydope who tried to drive a jeep laden with explosives through a checkpoint but was stopped when the IDF shot him and his jeep "went off"?

If that's the case -- why didn't they just state the obvious -- the IDF assassinated a palestinian youth leader on his way to an intergalatic peace conference?

/LLL mindset off

I think that woman is having an orgsam of rage.

These people have no sexual outlets and my amateure theory is they have exchanged the pleasure of sex for the pleasure of murder as a sexual release.

(Ask me where I got my PHD in Psych.)

I almost forgot to mention that there is an opening in the Olympic Martyr Coffin Relay Race too!

That guy is a sporting sweat difference from the Deathcult leadership.

Well, you may not enjoy sex much if you were declitorized and then sewn up like some sort of freakazoid. Have you seen a pic of what that process looks like? No wonder Khomeini advises muslim men to partake in sex with animals--they make sure women don't enjoy it. Just bomber making machines.

sheesh I am getting sick of all these long faces!

they say thier happy thier relatives are martyrs, well lets see some smiling happy faces! lets see some festive behavior. a little dancing, I mean come on they worship death this anger and sadness is contradictory.

#20-jerkpork---im a shrink and i'd say that theory is quite correct...they channel their horniness into blowing themselves up...however,judging by the size of her mouth she probably could save many lives...what does Allah or the Koran say regarding fellatio on earth[not in paradise] ?

#20 JerkPork

I think that woman is having an orgsam of rage.

These people have no sexual outlets and my amateure theory is they have exchanged the pleasure of sex for the pleasure of murder as a sexual release.

sounds reasonable to me.

No wonder they had to ban any pictures of their prophet Mohammed. They have a bizarre obession with pictures.

I still want to know why is it if they are living marginal lives in abject poverty, I have yet to see ONE underweight adult or unhealthy looking child.

I know: let's give them a state!

And did anyone catch this? Lord knows we wouldn't want the Iraqi flag to bear any resemblance, even in color, to the only functioning democracy in the region.

These creatures are beyond pathetic.

It's the new Hamas bulletproof vests.

25 ted --The Koran "scholars" say it is OK but no ingesting any fluids --that's a no -no.

#18

Damnit Ted, that's exactly what I was thinking...

Hell, the woman holding the picture looks a bit like Kobe too...

The NBA...it's fanatatastic..

Doesn't look very Palestinian to me. (Is this a racist remark?)

#6 Renna,

They are always holding a weapon or a Koran. Are those the only two props down at the Gaza Walmart portrait studio?

ROFLOL
ROPMA...

#30--Thanks Nancy...But sorry, that begs 2 questions..1] Does that rule apply in paradise ? 2].What if a muslim suffers from premature ejaculation ? Does the Koran forbid him from oral sex ? Thx Ted

Looking at that Pali chick screaming reminds me that birds never seem to crap at the right moment.

The dude looks like Kobe, kinda. Orrr, perhaps this is the Pali-wing of the Jackson family--hey, it could happen, maybe that's why Jermaine is over in those parts, visiting family.

I did see that picture of the Iraqis with the bounty on Rummy's head. Very nice. Hey, I'm sure some of my fellow Northern Virginians would try for that dough, you know, if they can stop playing paintball long enough and pretending to be jihadis at the Seven Corners Barnes & Noble Starbucks.

I'm beginning to think we might want to send some Spec Ops dressed up like the media in Iraq to shoot these arrogant f*cks..."Smile for the camera, Akhmed." BANG.

Wa'sallaam,

I find it disgraceful that:

1. A Muslimah would allow herself to be photographed at all. Photography, taking of pictures, video, etc. are all totally prohibited in Shari’ah. Nabi (Sallallaahu Alayhi Wasallam) said, ‘Verily the people who are punished the worst by Allah are the Musawwiroon (picture-makers).’ (Bukhari). Therefore, no matter where photography, video, etc. of animate objects are done are all Haraam.

2. A Muslimah would allow herself to be photographed in such a disgraceful, immodest pose (and without proper Hijaab).

Now everyone knows that the Palestinians are the most oppressed people in the world, and they have the right to defend themselves against the unjust illegitimate zionist entity. Insh'allah her son will have attained shahada. But that does not entitle them to ignore the sunnah of our beloved Nabi (SAW), and the teachings of Islaam.

In fighting oppression, their focus should be on the cause of Islaam and the greatness of Allaah Ta'ala.

Nancy, the fact that they do not look underweight is more proof of the greatness of Allaah (SWT); despite their oppression, Allaah (SWT) provides for them in their misery. It is obviously true that Allaah Ta'ala has been relieving their distress. The greatest factor which will increase or rather incur barakat and blessings in ones sustenance is total obedience to Allah Ta'ala and His Rasul (Sallallaahu Alayhi Wasallam). As mentioned in a Hadith, disobedience and sin deprives and diminishes the sustenance of a person. Five times daily salaat is also a means through which Allah Ta'ala causes blessings and increase in ones earnings. In the Ahaadith, there are numerous deeds of piety mentioned which increase the sustenance of a person e.g. upholding family ties and spending in the path of Allah. Nabi (SAW) used to make the following Du'aa: Allahummak fina bi halaalika an haraamika wa agnina bifadlika amman siwaak.

It is just very sad that so many Palestinians ignore the rules of Hijaab and take photographs.

Aisha.

Hey somebody give that "woman" a breath strip.

Someone could photoshop this into the original.

And then run a caption contest on the result.

I'm thinking she'd have been better off with an Elvis painting or one of those trendy "dogs at the poker table" numbers...

She also has excellent dentition, praise Allah...

But needs a cleaning, praise Allah...

To #20-jerkpork and other Freudian theorists.
If true, then why does the Palestine Territories have the highest birthrates? There's the real time "bomb"!

Ted: the interpretation appears to be that "pre-ejaculartory" fluids are considered "unpure" and should be avoided but they seem somewhat vague as to "what if" ---

As for paradise --I don't recall seeing anything specifically forbidden in paradise.

Other info:
This web site has Muslim erotica and a Muslim perspective of sex from an an obviously, dissatisfied Muslim woman.

There is a picture of a black burka garbed woman showing some leg –at the top and scrolling further down is another.
[Link: www.themodernreligion.com...]

But more in keeping with some of the comments there is a sufi painting here:
[Link: www.wae.org...]
Sufi painting illustrating the symbolic connection between sex and death"

OK,

1> brother doesn't try to kill other people and brother doesn't die.

2> Did they ever tell these splodeydopes if the virgins they get are male or female or animal??

3> Sad thing is, if the kid in the picture is his son he will probably be killed too using the same gun. That's probably when sis' gets so ecstatically happy that they have become martyrs that she becomes a splodeydope herself. A vicious ,self-feeding and self-imposed circle that only they have the power to stop.

It should make one sad to see a sister wail at her brother's death, but sorry, in this case I can't offer her my condolences...

37 Aisha --Nice try --I don't think Allah is providing for them but Hamas and the PA certainly pay them to sacrifice their children.

Your logic is ridiculous. There are Muslims in African and other third world countries who are under-nourished and you are suggesting that they are not good enough for Allah to provide for.

Wrong --they don't have benefactors like Hamas who pay them to kill Jews and infidels.

If there are any males on this site who are non-mahram to me, I advise them to lower their gaze and not read this post; it could be most harmful to their Imaan.

In Islaam, it is not permissible for one to put any impure substance into one's mouth.

Since oral sex normally results in the impure discharges of the husband's private part going into the wife's mouth, it is not permissible. On the contrary, if the possibility of any impurity entering the mouth is
eradicated, then it will be permissible for the wife to caress the genitals of her husband.

OT: "Massacre" in Jenin

Just saw an excellent documentary on a Toronto Channel about Jenin that I would recommend any and all seeing ASAP.

Jenin: Massacring Truth documents the struggle of Israeli soldier Jonathan Van Caspel to remove the stain of war crimes directed against him and his unit.

Two years ago, Palestinian militants opened a suicide-bombing offensive against Israeli cities. Israel responded by invading the West Bank. Jonathan and his unit were fighting against Palestinian militants in Jenin. The Euro-British media, with reports that reached millions around the world, declared Israel was committing massacres and atrocities in Jenin. Months later, commissions from the United Nations and Human Rights Watch cleared Israel of that charge. But for Jonathan, the stain of being branded a war criminal remained.

Jenin: Massacring Truth goes into Jenin and the war with footage rarely seen in the outside world. It profiles Jonathan in battle and profiles the Palestinian militants - still on the run - who fought against Jonathan and other Israeli units in Jenin. The documentary also gives Jonathan a rare chance to meet some of the journalists who branded Israel's actions as a violation of human rights.

Filmed in Israel, the West Bank, Jenin, London, Johannesburg, Washington, Boston and Toronto, Jenin: Massacring Truth includes interviews with world-renown jurist Alan Dershowitz, Palestinian Minister Saeb Erakat, Israeli Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and Palestinian fighters of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade.

Jenin: Massacring Truth is produced by Elsash Productions and directed and written by Martin Himel. A Canadian journalist, Himel has covered the Mideast for more than 20 years and has reported for Global National as well as CTV, CBC, FOX and ABC.

Its particularly good because it shows the Palestinians themselves disputing the massacre claim as well as a few very anti-Semitic reporters.

One shows exasperation when being questioned why she wrote what she did about Jenin and stuttering over her words, she tries to compare Jenin to Kosovo...then rants about Ariel Sharon at the same time asking one man to leave the room because he is an Israeli at which point she rudely asks the reporter if he is Israeli or Jew.

Excellent Piece.

Unfortunately, I taped it on my TV card, but Hubby must have been screwing around with my settings on that PC because I tape things all the time and suddenly, this one hour program is a 2.4 gigabyte file.
I was going to turn it into a Torrent file and upload it to Bit Torrent, a P2P file sharing program in order to ensure it would make its way around the net ASAP and those still claiming conspiracys around Jenin might catch it.

Due to its unfortunate size, this is now unlikely! :mad:

If no one else does with a smaller size file, I will then do it and hope some don't mind downloading that size since downloading DVDs are still much bigger, but in the meantime, it can be purchased at a link I will provide at the bottom.
If not I will try to find the time to convert it to either a smaller MPEG file or even a smaller AVI, but I prefer not to convert if I dont have to and lose some video quality.

Any Regs w/SoulSeek or/FTP email me if u dont mind the size for P2P.
But I would be the first to suggest buying it if you can as it is going to a very good cause.

Global Video Specials

JENIN (Massacring Truth) DVD $21.95 (plus S&H)
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#37 Aisha

Do you know if any fatwa has ever been issued w/r/t martyr portraits (you know, in which the splodeydope-to-be poses with an AK and a Koran), or all photographs in general? I cannot figure out how so many supposedly pious, believing Muslims blatantly flaunt the prohibition on the depiction of the human form.

"If you mess with the bull, you get the horns!"

-Anonymous

As for the picture--the brother sure likes to show off his muscles and his gun, doesn't he?" It's a real macho culture, isn't it, with all the hardware and all male companionship and guys only in the teashops and the domination of everyone in the alpha male's household--the women, yes! but everyone else as well.

As macho as some of the Latin cultures are, the Islamic culture is far moreso. The men have been spoiled to expect to always be first and be obeyed.

Aisha's cool if you haven't already noticed.

Your logic is ridiculous.

Nancy, Islam does encourage logical reason but within the boundaries defined by the Shari’ah. The intellect of man is limited and as such, he will not always be able to comprehend the wisdom of divine law. Sometimes, man is unable to understand the logics of Shari’ah law. He is obliged to accept it whether it appeals to his intellect or not.

My original post is derived from Quar'aan and authentic Ahadith and it is therefore correct. The question is not 'is it logical?'; the true question is 'is it Islamic?'.

She's kinda hot

Aisha -

What if a condom is used?

Dom -

Yes, brother and sister do look like they come from the deep south of Palestine.

"From Time Immemorial", My @$$.

(FTIMA)

Oops, I just spelled out "Fatima".

There is NO clear prohibition of oral sex and some recommend a condem, some say it is not recommended and others say that sperm is considered "pure" and therefore OK. In other words --there is NO ONE opinion and NONE claim it is prohibited. They only differ on what constitutes "unpure fluid."

the Shari`ah does not categorically prohibit oral sex, it appears to be against the overall teachings of the Shari`ah.
[Link: www.understanding-islam.com...]

Here is a Fatwa which permits it: “Your wives are a tillage for you [to cultivate] [nisa’u-kum harthun l-kum]
so go to your tillage as you wish. [fa-’’tu hartha-kum anna shi’tum] Q 2:223.
[Link: www.zawaj.com...]

Here is one which prohibits it: [Link: www.zawaj.com...]

Here is another: There is no clear prohibition about oral sex in the Qur'an or the sunnah of the Prophet (SAAWS). However, according to many jurists, the fluids that the male of female organs emit during the time of sexual excitement, such as many (sperm) or madhi; etc., are all considered negis and they should not touch the mouth of the man or the woman. It is for this reason that many scholars do not recommend this practice and consider it makrooh.
[Link: www.zawaj.com...]

As other people have noticed, these two people don't look "Palestinian," but rather black-African. Are they from Sudan or another African muslim nation? Some kind of converts?

This gives the lie to the idea that such people are fighting for "their homeland" They're fighting to kill Jews, plain and simple.

The question is not 'is it logical?'; the true question is 'is it Islamic?'

Now that was difficult to get in tune with, for me.

Oooo, that Ibish character is on msnbc.

Aisha -

So if semen is an impure substance, then aren't muslimahs who let it in their vaginas committing a sin?

Aisha -

The intellect of man is limited and as such, he will not always be able to comprehend the wisdom of divine law

If that's true, then how can any man be sure that the Qur'an is indeed divine law?

#52 Aisha notes,

The question is not 'is it logical?'; the true question is 'is it Islamic?'.

I'd say that's as good an explanation as any for the relative strength of western civilization and the muslim world.

#32 Dom
Dom its not really racist as the Palis aren´t a race. I guess the fact that this owman is black person and has a completely different skin tone to Arafat or even the blonde Suha Arafat puts paid to the LIE that the Palestinians are or ever were a people. Aslo proves the fact that a lot of different people migrated their during the mandate years to share in the economy.

If that's true, then how can any man be sure that the Qur'an is indeed divine law?

The fact that the Qur'aan is from Allah is self explanatory to the perfection of the Qur'aan, as Allah Ta'ala is Himself Subhaan (perfect). The Qur'aan challenges any one who doubts the authenticity of the Qur'aan to bring forth a single verse like the Qur'aan. The Arabs of the time of Rasulullah (Sallallahu Alayhi WaSallam) were experts in Arabic and after having exhausted every opportunity to de-authenticate the Qur'aan, they failed. The challenge stood its ground until today and will remain until eternity.

The Qur'aan is perfect, so it's source must be perfect, too. None but Allaah Ta'alla (SWT) is perfect.

I can't post too much more today, if my brother catches me talking to kufr, even Islamicly, he will want to beat me.

Hey Aisha , you got something against blow jobs ?

if so that's fine , but dont go around trying to ruin it for the rest of us .

stick your islamic bullshit up your ass .

you're worried about impurities "entering your mouth " ,what about that load of islamic bullshit YOU swallowed ?

Sharon wants the EUniks to supervise an "orderly transfer"

of Jewish homes and property to the Arabs, after he drags

out the Jews who them.

This picture is an example of the folks he wants to be

moving in.

Since 1948 that Arabs have been waiting to take over

the homes of the dead or expelled Jews.

Who could have predicted that it would be an

Israeli prime minister who has become the real

estate agent for them?

The world hates this brute for all the wrong reasons.

The question is not 'is it logical?'; the true question is 'is it Islamic?'.

Let's see. Places where the majority of citizens are "practicing" Islam:

Bangladesh
Saudi Arabia
Pakistan
Egypt
Syria
Libya
Gaza
Sudan
Iran

Places where the majority of citizens are not:

Sweden
Denmark
America
Switzerland
Australia
Belgium
United Kingdom
Canada
Norway
New Zealand

I think the true question is:

"why does Allah hate Muslims?"

p.s. Aisha tell your imam to stick to whipping his lizzard .

Shame they didn't kill his ugly sister too. Maybe next time there's a pigshoot, eh?

#64 Jabberwock

This is a good article to counteract the al-jazeera shill.

The Agenda of Islam - A War Between Civilizations

{I can't post too much more today, if my brother catches me talking to kufr, even Islamicly, he will want to beat me.} Yeah, I guess it makes a muslim feel real macho when he beats a woman. No wonder the cowards are always hiding behind kids and women. Are you named after the 6 year old mohammed pedophiled?

p.p.s. Aisha

I'm gonna tell your brother what you been doin'.

#67 transferthem

Shame they didn't kill his ugly sister too. Maybe next time there's a pigshoot, eh?

We will need so many of them to cover their bits and pieces. They really make quite a mess when they explode. The best ones are the ones that only top themselves.

Aisha = RWC?

I have respect for anyone, including Muslims, who do NOT want to kill or convert me. However, watching 3,000 of my fellow Americans MURDERED from 2 blocks away, I must say...

If th Qu'ran of Militant Islam is truly THE word of God, I pray my soul be damned to HELL for all eternity.

To paraphrase Bill Hicks, at least you know there'll be good music there.

Aisha

By, by. Take you quran and shove it.

Aisha:

The Qur'aan challenges any one who doubts the authenticity of the Qur'aan to bring forth a single verse like the Qur'aan.

I say "verily, I say unto the heathens", oh, about a hundred times a day.

The Arabs of the time of Rasulullah (Sallallahu Alayhi WaSallam) were experts in Arabic

Um, I would certainly hope so!

The Qur'aan is perfect, so it's source must be perfect, too. None but Allaah Ta'alla (SWT) is perfect.

If the Qur'an is indeed not perfect, you are in BIG trouble with The Man Upstairs, young lady.

#49 ShiksaGrrrl
I read about it on Kesher Talk. Hope it gets shown in the US soon!

At first I thought Aisha was evariste. Then I thought it was Frank IBC. Now I have no clue. It's not RWC though, that much I do know.

Hey, lets not intellectualize it here... a bj is a bj...even from a paleozoid woman, i wouldn't turn it down...Frankly,everytime I get a bj, i thank G-D, Allah,Christ, Buddha Krishna,etc,etc...

#73 Uncle Dave

The thread of 9/11 memories is still here, from Monday. Perhaps she should read that instead of her book of How to Kill Infidels 101.

Aisha, want a nice ham sandwich?

Stay away from NY, please. We are still recovering from what your co-cultists did on 9/11.

I betcha if Aisha sneaks behind her muslim brothers back like that, she probably masturbates when he's praying at the mosque...shame on her...

#48 ShiksaGrrrl

Thanks for the heads up! I ordered it as an early Mothers Day gift to me.

#77 Zulubaby

At first I thought Aisha was evariste. Then I thought it was Frank IBC. Now I have no clue. It's not RWC though, that much I do know.

Zulu, I have a feeling it is a member of the RoP. Maybe Charles can tell us?

I don't want to be a name-dropper or anything, but Steven den Beste and I were talking the other day.

No, not with each other. I mean, I was talking up here in Seattle, and he was talking wherever it is he lives, but hey, we were talking at the same time, so that's like talking with each other, isn't it?

And both Glenn Reynolds and I have several letters in our name that are the same, including the "s" and the "n."

Not that I'm desperate for attention or anything.

And the guys who do that stitching in Arabic? Yep, they let ME read their web pages, just as if I were a close, personal friend.

Yep, I'm not jealous or anything of evariste, who is ALL OVER THE FREAKIN' INTERNET AND IS MENTIONED IN EVERY FREAKIN' BLOG THERE IS.

There. I said it.

And who'da thunk it that Tallulah Bankhead was Allah?

I think Iowahawk has gotten religion or something.

I betcha if Aisha sneaks behind her muslim brothers back like that, she probably masturbates when he's praying at the mosque...shame on her...

No, but when my brother was beating me this morning, I cried out Oh! Right Wing Conspirator! Harder!

call bb king--that bitch gots the blues!!

#77 zulubaby: I get that same feeling, like a poster is someone I know-- remember Shukri, An Open Mind, and now Aisha? I think they are constructs, designed to teach us something. Some beings just don't get it though...Do you know Kevin Kutsobare Kusoyama? He is Amritas' construct...

kid blast: You are rude-- I would like to listen to what Aisha has to say.

steve miller, LOL :-)

#82, NY Nana

I think "Aisha" is a parody.

twisterella, I think Shukri and Open Mind were for real but Aisha is one of the regulars.

Ha! It was evariste!

Is it logical or Islamic that this bitch could be that ugly?

Why is this woman wailing? Her brother went WILLINGLY to kill himself. Is she wailing because he failed to kill any Jews?

If, G-d forbid, there were funerals all across Israel because of her brother, would she be wailing, or celebrating?

As if the answers aren't obvious.

No way! LOL

Somebody had to do it.

Aw, evariste, you're the only one that could to the Qur'anic parody! I guess kid blast was a construct too.

OK zulubaby, how come Shukri and An Open Mind have never been heard from since?

Oh, I figured it out! She's upset because John Stevens got voted off of American Idol!

i think aisha is irshad manji--who else would know this shit and goof on it so creditably

So it WAS Iowahawk?

I can understand the anguish that comes from losing a loved one. I can't understand posing for photographers to express that anguish and anger to the world on a personal level. It cheapens the loss, ever how ignomious the cause.

The hippies taught the Palis how to protest. They perfected it and the press eats it up. I must admit that is a great and emotionally charged photo. Too bad it is most likely produced as in part of a photoshoot.

Pity for this woman is sympathy for the devil.

steve miller, you sneaky bastard, is this your answer to my email? :-)

Verily, I tell you kufrs the truth. Allaah Ta'Allah (SWT) told the Prophet (SWT): "Verily, the kufrs in their ignorance will hide behind a tree."

#55 nancy

“Your wives are a tillage for you [to cultivate}"

I prefer, " Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled".

Just my pref. God bless my patient spouse.

evariste - I would NEVER think of answering you on LGF to an e-mail.

I did this without thinking...

#103 Aisha
"Verily, the kufrs in their ignorance will hide behind a tree."

To the mosh pit with you, forthwith. May you be groped while body surfing. ;)

Aisha , a tree is a typical phalic symbol.
Now concerning the sap ...

Er, I'm still confused then, steve :-) What is teh answer?

Yes! Yes is the answer!

#106, postal worker,

Verily, what is a mosh pit?

#107, kid blast,

Verily, Allaah Ta-Allah (SWT) told the Prophet (SWT), "The kufrs in their ignorance and haraam will misspell "phallic."

HULUGU, that's why I thought it was evariste but it isn't.

Aisha,

Verily, I tell you kufrs the truth. Allaah Ta'Allah (SWT) told the Prophet (SWT): "Verily, the kufrs in their ignorance will hide behind a tree."

Verily, in my ignorance, you need to expand on that tree metaphor.

Don't get beaten just to do it though.

That's proof enough the Koran is full of crap. You should not get beaten for typing on a blog. C'mon, think for yourself. Read other books. If you read one source over and over it only seems right without anything to compare it to.

LOL, OK! Sorry :-)

I'm kind of embarrassed to ask this, but WTF does "verily" mean? And does it occur anywhere other than in "Qur'anic English"?

#90 David

I think "Aisha" is a parody.

I can't type very well to begin with, and it is even harder sitting under the computer desk, hiding, with a very red face.

I can see that there is a 99.99½ % 100% chance that it is indeed a parody! Me bad.

Hi, 'Aisha'! Well done!

Hmmm...Aisha's speech about the Qur'an sounds just like a parody of notable islamic scholar, Micheal Sells-- I think evariste has read his book Desert Tracings-- maybe evariste is kid blast?

Hey, everyone...is this a new drawing room parody, or reality TV?

(#114) "Verily" means truly...

Same root as verity, verify, "lux et veritas" (Yale's motto), verification, et cetera...

Jamie Irons

I gotta say, great fucking work. We been back-and-forthing the who-the-fuck-is-this-es over Aisha today and yesterday.

Frank IBC, it means really truly-- but why aren't you up on the top thread sullying Knomeni's 'line of the imam'? Shouldn't you be preseving your alibi?

Verily, verily, shall I live now,
Under the blossom that hangs from the bough...

A prize to whomever can identify the source of that slightly distorted quote, and another to whomever corrects it.

:-)

Jamie Irons

#112, beagle,

Please see my post #52 for a most edifying reply.

#96 Dave

Somebody had to do it.

And you sure did! ROFL!

Sister Aisha, as-sallamu alayki .

You need not wait until your mahram arrives to read this since I typed it with my eyes closed.

Jazakillaah please help me with this question since you are so knowledgeable about Islam:

Al nabi SAW has instructed us to face towards Makkah almukarramah for our salaat.

I live in Miami, Florida, USA, which is located directly West of Makkah. My Imam and all the muslims here said I must therefore face East for salaat.

But I know from geometry class that to face Makkah I must face North East, since on a sphere the shortest distance between two points is a "great circle", and not the lines that only appear straight on the flat "Mercator Projection" maps (which is why airplanes flying to the Middle East fly North East to save fuel).

Who is right? Me or the rest of the blessed Ummah? I think muslims have been deceived for centuries by the Western mapmakers into thinking we are facing Makkah when really we are facing someplace else.

Perhaps this is why Allah SWT has heaped so much misfortune on our people, because we have all been praying in the wrong direction, disobeying his wishes SWT.

Verily, the kufr continue to deceive and oppress us and cause us to sin with their maps -- even the name Mercator sounds Jewish.

Looking closer at the picture, the baby is holding the barrel of the pistol and placing it in his mouth.

They must be using handguns as baby teething toys

ted:

Everything you didn't want to know about the Islamic view of Sex After Death

Guess that's why they call it da blues...

#Jamie Irons: Umm.. I'll guess Shakesphere, from Dream? and it should be merrily, not verily?

Verily, why do you mock me? Nabi (SAW) has instructed us to follow the guidance of our Imam. Why do you turn from him, and ask for guidance from a mere woman?

She is not unhappy because her brother died trying to kill innocent people. After all, successful or not, he is a "holy warrior" and is proably enjoying his 72 grapes right now. Of course, she might be unhappy becuase Saddam won't be forking over $25,000 for her anymore.

124 Tony, nice try. Verily.

Oh my gosh. They killed the sister?

/REUTERS reader.

#129 Aisha:

Because Imam is a toothless old geezer and I'm thinking maybe you're hot. Have you ever been to Miami?

(#128) twisterella

You're right on both counts!

It is Shakespeare, but from "The Tempest," Ariel's song:

Merrily, merrily, shall I live now,

Under the blossom that hangs from the bough..."

But what prize can I award?

Jamie Irons

#103 Aisha
"Verily, what is a mosh pit?"

Look ye it up on the holy search engine of Google.

Now Tony is funny!

Reuters trying to make terrorists sound cutesy and gentle by calling them "activists" is getting really old. What I would give to corner a Reuters "reporter" at a party and ask him this question:

When a member of Hamas blows up a Reuters reporter, will the story refer to the Hamas-member as an "activist"?

Wa'sallaam

Someone on this site is mocking me.

Each of the posts under my name after pst #83 are by someone attempting to imitate me.

Tony Abu Tuz: Hadhrat Mufti Rashid Saheb Ahsanul Fatwa Volume 2 Pages 313 stated that one is allowed 45 Degrees' variation on either side of the Quibla. This view is based on many proofs mentioned in the books of fiqh. It follows that, under Shari'ah it does not matter whether you face East or North East when performing your salaat.

And to the person who is posting in my name, I say "Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Alayhi Wasallam) said, 'The fire of this world is 1/70 of the fire of Hell.' He said, 'The fire of Jahannum burnt for 1000 years until it was red, then another 1000 years until it was white, then another 1000 years until it turned black.'".

Jamie Irons: I deserve no prize, I got the play wrong!:-( I'm bummed that I missed Tempest, it's actually my favorite-- but I knew it was Ariel or Puck! :-)

#134 Kufr Abu Tuz,

Verily, this is not how one speaks to one's sister.

I must examine my own behaviour, however. It is most immodest for me to be conversing with kufrs. Nabi (SAW) has instructed us to avoid "rivers contaminated by ignorance." It is a metaphor for interaction with unholy kufrs.

Time for salaat.

Aisha

#140

Regarding interaction with kufrs:

Between 7 AH and 10 AH, after Fateh Makkah until the Prophet’s demise, there was such an influx of people entering into Islam as was not witnessed in the preceding 20 years.

Imam Zuhri Rahmatullahi Alayh, an eminent Muhaddith and Tabee, expresses surprise on this sea change, with so many people embracing Islam in a matter of just 3 years. He along with other distinguished Muhaddith have commented that this large scale conversion was due to non-Muslims having an opportunity, for the first time, to observe and intermingle with Muslims, witnessing their honesty, fair dealing, compassion, and their sole reliance on Almighty Allah. This left such a deep and profound impression on non-Muslims that thousands entered into the fold of Islam within a relatively short period of time.

This incident also contains abundant lessons on how Muslims should live in the west. Their conduct should be so sublime and captivating that whosoever sees us accepts Islam. Whosoever sits with us should be inclined towards Islam. There should be no need to convince anyone to accept the Truth.

I think my posts have inclined you to the sincerest form of flattery. Imitation. Stop it or Allah Ta'ala will make you blind.

Aisha.

#137 Cornholio

The people wanting white water rafters to carry porta-potties on their rafts while floating the Deschutes River in Oregon are "activists".

So are the members of the Nude White Water Rafter's Club. Sometimes a raft may flip, spilling some poor bastard's beer. Then the rest of the day is beer fishing derby day. Hence the need for the porta-potties.

The trouble is the rafts are only 15 feet long. And youhave to have room for your gear, (2 day trip), beer, food and 3 or 4 bodies per raft.

So far I have never seen any RPG's, AK 47's or killing of any kind, although a party behind us was tripping on acid and got some broken bones.

Activists are a far freakin' cry from Hamas, Hez[bull]ah, or any of a dozen ROPMA orgs.

Activist? Gimme a break, and I want some of what you been smokin'.

(#139)twisterella

I'm still impressed by what you did get!

:-)

Jamie Irons

(And I'll now stop being pedantic for a while ;-)

#141 Aisha

I got an idea, Aisha. Go to Beijing and give that fine exegesis.

#139 Twisterella

Hey, you still awake? Where's my drink?

#48 Shiksagrrrl

Something is apparently askew with my browser when I click to email you- I just get an @ symbol in the address field.

I would be very interested in getting a copy of the movie on Jenin.

Hopefully, I will be getting a broadband conection within the couple of days

I can't afford not to- my old cable company made me an offer I couldn't refuse-cable tv and flatrate phone for less than I pay now ffor Sat, TV and phone w/ no longdistance service included-- and then broadband for an additional $17.95 a month.
What a great country!

#137 Cornholio
My bad for that last sentence in my commet to you. It was diirected at those "activists" [terrorists].

Or, in my accent, whayer's mah drank?

# 145 SwampWoman

*crack* Here's a Beck's ...

zulubaby, aidez moi, Is steve miller pretending to be Aisha or pretending to be evariste pretending to be Aisha, and is everyone now pretending to be Aisha? I am so confused...

Jamie Irons, merci pour te compliment!

#150

Who ever Aisha is, it's posts are consistant. Consistantly diddywop moonbat that is.

Thanks, Postal Worker. That hits the spot.

Swampwoman! Sorrry, checking my download-- A toast, to Aisha, the gentle flower of Islam, may her modesety and piety be an example to us all!

Well, whoever is Aisha, my compliments.

Hey, #146, which cable company is that? Sigh. Not that it would do any good, but if I rent an office in town again, I'll have to check around to see whose area I wanna be in.

Um, Twisterella, you forgot the "NOT!!!" part.

#152

No Prob. Don't let yer boss catch you drinking it. I hear she's a real BAOTCH!

(#150) twisterella

De rien...

;-)

Jamie Irons

Sorry, but this was too good to pass up:

Crossroads, seem to come and go, yeah.
The gypsy flies from coast to coast

Knowing many, loving none,
Bearing sorrow havin' fun,
But back home he'll always run
To sweet Aisha... mmm...

Freight train, each car looks the same, all the same.
And no one knows the Gypsy's name

No one hears his lonely sigh,
There are no blankets where he lies.
In all his deepest dreams the Gypsy flies
with sweet Aisha... mmm...

Again the morning's come,
Again he's on the run,
Sunbeams shining through his hair,
Appearing not to have a care.
Well, pick up your gear and Gypsy roll on, roll on.

Crossroads, will you ever let him go? (Lord, Lord)
Will you hide the dead man's ghost,
Or will he lie, beneath the clay,
or will his spirit roll away?

But I know that he won't stay without Aisha.

Yes I know that he won't stay without Aisha.

My apology to the Allman Bros.

Postalworker: Not only consistant, but definitely risque. If the FCC is cherry-picking this thread, LGF will now be known as knuckle-dragging, trailerdwelling, racist, nazi sex-perverts. Sound like your kind of bar, Swampwoman?

#156 Postal Worker

Yeah, tell me about it. You don't know the half of it. Bitch is gonna have me payin' for some material deliveries in town at 7:00 a.m. I'm too old for this. I reckon I could just stay up until 7:00, but I might skeer 'em away if I go in all wild haired and bloodshot eyed.

#159

Oh HELL yes! Definitely my kinda place. If chairs and bottles start to flyin' I'll be feelin' all homesick.

#159

Long arm of the law supportin', knuckle dragging SOB present and accounted for.

*Punish ME Cap'n NED!*

Assalaamu alaykum wa rahmatullaah,

Nancy, returning to our discussion of husband-wife relations, there are two types of liquids that emit from the private parts:

1. Mazi - thick liquid which emits after erection and before ejaculation. Mazi is impure (Najis). If it soils any portion of the clothes, it must be washed before performing Salaat. Mazi invalidate Wudhu only. There is no need to take a bath upon and after the emission of Mazi.

2. Mani - a thick fluid which comes out with force and satisfies one's passion. The emission of Mani causes diserection. Mani is also impure like Mazi. Mani invalidates Ghusl.

That, as far as most reliable aalim are concerned, is the correct Shar'ee position with respect to the impurity of fluids. Oral sex is only permissable where there is no chance whatsoever of allowing the husband's impurity into the wife's mouth.

When my mama married up with my stepdaddy when I was 3, he owned a bar, so some of my first memories are of Hank Williams on the juke box and smoke-filled rooms and the smell of beer and urine (well, okay, I'm not sure if the urine smell was from the patrons or my younger siblings). Definitely a downscale kinda place.

Well, Dr. Aisha, a few more beers and I b'lieve Twisterella will start expounding on sex and the views of her personal religion which she wrote just yesterday (the religion, that is).

Right, Twisterella? (evil grin).

Aisha,

#163 Your comment addresses the issue of impurity, but isn't there an inherent problem with immodesty?

Twisterella,

You wrote a religion in just one day?

Cheers!

#166 merav

Does that question mean that Aisha gots to keep her face veiled during the oral sex? Would just keeping a paper bag over her head preserve her modesty?

swampwomah,

There's a song I used to hear in a bar way back in the late 80's. I don't know who sang it, but I think the name was "You Never Call Me By My Name." It was on the jukebox with lots of Hank Williams and Willie Nelson, and stuff. Do you know who sang it, perchance?

Postalworker: That was lovely, verily. :-) Swampwoman, I must to bed-- read back upthread for some good entertainment-- I'm still not sure who Aisha really was...

Jamie: "now it is the time of night,
when all the graves are open'd wide,
to let forth every dancing sprite,
along the churchway paths to glide,
and we faeries that do run
by Hecate's triple team
from the passion of the sun
following darkness like a dream..."

my second favorite.

swampwoman,

#168, sorry, our messages got crossed. The answer to your question is: Ew. I don't know. Ew.

(But I do remember reading somewhere that modesty is a factor in such things...)

Anyway, do you know the song I'm talking about?

merav, this is an excellent point. There are two aspects that need to be considered. First, permissability under the Shari'ah and secondly, the question of modesty.

Islam encourages morality. Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Alayhi Wasallam) said, 'Imaan and shame are companions. When one is lifted, the other is also lifted.' We are encouraged to display modesty during intimate relationships. It is immodest for the husband and wife to look at one another's private parts. It is to be discouraged.

It is permissible for the husband and wife to arouse one another by caressing the sensitive organs of one another.

#163 Aisha

You like having your nipples twisted don't you? I can tell.

#169 merav

That would be "David Allen Coe" ...I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison...and I went to pick her up in the raaain!

#173, postal worker,

Dude, that was rude.

#174 SwampWoman

That and "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses" ...

Goodnight, Twisterella! I better get some shut eye as well or the truck driver gonna see me in the morning and scream for the po-lice because somethin' scary lookin' done crawled up outta the swamp.

#174, swampwoman,

YES! That's the song! Thanks! No one knows what I'm talking about. What's the line after, "I'll hang around as long as you will let me?"

Good night, twisterella and swampwoman.

Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses sung by Willie and Toby, written by Toby and some other dude.

And what was that song, "All the federales say, they coulda had him anyday..." Who sang that and what was the name of the song? (Well, OK, I may have been a bit tipsy back then).

Nite SwampWoman

Don't let the skeeters bite!

postal worker,

Where are you? In the US?

#175 merav

And open discussion of the merits of oral sex isn't?
LOL

#184, postal worker, yeah, I guess you're right. :-)

Gotta go now - here in Israel it's mid-morning and the day awaits!

Have a nice day (or night, depending on wherefore art thou).

Merav:

Well it was all that I could do to keep from crying.
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain.
But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'.
You never even called me by my name.

You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings.
And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride.
And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard anymore,
Even though you're on my fightin' side.

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me.
And I never minded standing in the rain.
But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'.
You never even called me by my name.

Well I've heard my name a few times in your phone book.
(Hello, Hello.)
And I've seen it on signs where I've played.
But the only time I know I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final Judgement Day.

So, I'll hang around as long as you will let me.
And I never minded standing in the rain.
But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'.
You never even called me by my name.

(spoken:)
Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song,
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song.
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the
perfect country and western song because he hadn't said
anything at all about momma, or trains, or trucks,
or prison or gettin' drunk. Well, he sat down and
wrote another verse to this song and he sent it to me and
after reading it I realized that my friend had written the
perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include
it on this album. The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison,
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could get to tye station in the pick-up truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train.

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me.
And I never minded standin' in the rain. Ohhh.
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'.
You never even called me,
Well I wonder why you don't call me,
Why don't you ever call me by my name?


Other question: Re the federales song: I think that was Waylon and Willie, from the movie Pancho and Lefty?

Swampwoman- That would be Cablevision- in my case Cablevision of Oakland NJ.

The deal is way better than any offer I've seen anywhere- I'm so broke that I have to swith to a cable system with HBO and Starz and take broadband because it wil be $5 amonth cheaper than dialup.
Figure in the free long distance and I'll save another $40.00 a month.

I was getting desperate trying to figure out how I could afford to pay for beer anymore. As long as I make enough long distance calls every month , I figure I can drink for free.

Supposedly, it's a special ofer only for previous customers that left- but sometimes you can wangle out a special offer just by knowing about it, depending on the company.

Cool. We do that one SwampWoman! Love that song. Written by Sting.

Merav:

Doh! Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson re the federales song from the movie Pancho and Lefty.

LOL.

#186 swampwoman,

Thank you so much! I live a world away these days, but I remember I really liked those two songs, back in my pool-playing days (not that I ever won).

And Pancho and Lefty sounds familiar - my brother-in-law used to play it endlessly and my sister insists that's one reason they're now divorced. But I liked the song.

Thanks for the lyrics! Have a good night!

Pancho n Lefty is a great song. I like the Highwayman as well.

Two of those performers have gone on. God bless them.

#187 Reverend Churchmouse

Thanks for the info! Like I said, I live beyond the reaches of civilization (or at least broadband), but I think that Comcast is the only cable company around. I'm really, really tired of dial up. Um, does having broadband mean that your ISP doesn't kick you off the internet every 5 freakin' minutes? (Or maybe AOL just hates me, and I'm too dang lazy to change ISPs and all my favorite places, plus I get about 400 e-mails a day, some of which I read.)

postal worker,

Yikes! I really have to get going! But you reminded me of another great song.

I know they're not genuine country, but the Stones had a great country song with "The Girl with Faraway Eyes."

"And when you're down right disgusted, ..."

We used to blast that when we waitresses were setting up in the morning...

BYE!! AND THAT'S FINAL! :-)

'Night, Merav! 'Night Rev. Churchmouse! 'Night Postal Worker! You don't have to worry 'bout no skeeters bitin' me; either they don't bite me at all or (more likely) I become immune to the lil SOBs years ago.

Almost forgot. Night, Aisha! Keep that paper bag close now, y'hear?

Swampwoman,

Broadband is like anything else- if it's configured right, no you shouldn't get disconnected at all.
On the other hand, if it's configured wrong it can be a nightmare to get connected at all.

Civilization is over-rated. I live less than 20 miles from NYC in your basic suburbia. No DSL available from the phone company. Satellite hookup is about $70.00 a month. Broadband cable has only been available a little over a year.

If you stay with dialup, go to earthlink. At least they offer a free add-on that speeds up page loading on dial up.

It wil be nice to be able to take advantage of streaming media, or for that matter, just to be able refresh an LGF page without needing to take upo a hobby while it loads.

When you're downright disgusted,
and life ain't worth a damn,
Find a girl,
with far away eyes...

Stones kick ass still my friend.

#56   philosophus invidius
As other people have noticed, these two people don't look "Palestinian," but rather black-African. Are they from Sudan or another African muslim nation? Some kind of converts?

#61   Crusade Now
I guess the fact that this owman is black person and has a completely different skin tone to Arafat or even the blonde Suha Arafat puts paid to the LIE that the Palestinians are or ever were a people. Aslo proves the fact that a lot of different people migrated their during the mandate years to share in the economy.

I know there are Ethiopian Jews...so maybe there are Ethiopian Palestinians [/joke?]. Actually, we take it for granted that western-style democracies are frequently multi-ethnic (like the U.S.), and no one really notices that most Middle-Eastern countries are monocultures. It takes a rare exception like this black Palestinian family to highlight the obvious -- that all the other Palestinians are nearly identical looking. Personally, I think a good genetic mix makes for a healthy society. Since the Arabs expelled or killed most of the "others" in their midst over the centuries, they've ended up with the dreaded "Prince Charles syndrome": worn-out genes being recycled over and over again. I once read a shocking medical journal article about the rate of birth defects in Muslim lands: apparently they are sky-high, due to generation after generation of cousin/cousin arranged marriages in most Muslim societies. After enough time you end up with Desert Deliverance. In any event, the Palestinians are a lost cause due to their completely fucked up culture -- it's got nothing to do with "race."

Hey, LGF lives up to its reputation for racism and cowardice. Congrats, idiots!

#200 Racism Watch

Thanks for the input. Would you care to expound further on your viewpoint and explain why you feel that way or was this a "drive by" trolling?

200 Racism Watch

Great timing there, troll. Read the sentence preceeding your comment:

In any event, the Palestinians are a lost cause due to their completely fucked up culture -- it's got nothing to do with "race."

Hey " racism watch " ! I got a nice girl here that wants to meet you .
Her brother is a bit problematic though .

But hey ,he could whip you both .

Oh for heaven's sake, racism watch, atleast you could have given us a reason.

I am Aisha's husband, how do I do an honor killing on this blog?

God, I'd love to shove my foot down her big ugly mouth!

1. The only other family photo showed Amjab chasing the kid around with his pants down. Which one would you have picked?

2. "Accepting the 'Darwin Award' for Mr. Amarah will be his sister..."

3. On the next Palestinian Idol, Fatima wows the judges with Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song"

4. O.J's photo of the "real killers" turned out to be a badly photoshopped image of Jimmy "JJ" Walker, an AK, and a Cabbage Patch doll.

5. "This photograph clearly shows the agony of a daughter... I mean son ... raised in an atmosphere of hate and neglect... I mean, Zionist Oppression...

6. Proper Use of Scare Quotes, Illustrated: A photograph of the "brave" Mr. Amarah is held aloft by his "lovely" sister.

7. Soon, a rain began to fall, and Miss Amarah's surviving relatives moved her back indoors to prevent drowning.

8. 'Ow to speak Palestinian:"Wedding Picture"

9. She puts up a good front in public, but I think the bacon she shoved down the corpse's pants when no one was looking tells the real story.

10. New from Mel Gibson: The Passion of Jermaine Jackson.

I too was struck by the fact that the "woman" and her brother appear to be black. I once read taht during the 1930's and 40's Muslims from as far away as Chad immigrated into British mandate Palestine.

A great accounting of the press' bias against Israel:

'A real journalist'
Jerusalem Post's Khaled Abu Toameh, born in Tulkarem, is a unique voice of straightforward reporting from the West Bank and Gaza.

InContext reports from a talk Abu Toameh gave in Philadelphia on Tuesday. Excerpt:

Why is he working for a "right wing Israeli newspaper?" Abu Toameh says he's always asked. Because he's a "real journalist." In the PA, there are no real journalists, just mouthpieces for the thugocracy (my word, not his).
As for the foreign press, Abu Toameh shrugs. They see no evil and hear no evil when it comes to the behavior of the PA. He describes an incredible scene back in 2002 when he was covering an event at the mukata, Arafat's compound in Ramallah. With a crowd of international reporters standing around, two palestinian policemen brought a man out, threw him up against a wall and shot him -- right under the window of Arafat's office. When the reporters converged, the policeman seemed bewildered. It was just a simple execution, nothing to get excited about, he said. And no one did. In fact, according to Abu Toameh, no one else even mentioned it. But he did.

The problem of imbalanced reporting, says Abu Toameh, has much to do with the failure of Israeli press relations:

When he's covering a story that reflects poorly on Israel and tries to get a government spokesman to offer a rebuttal, it's a long and frustrating process...The Arab spokespeople, on the other hand, are always more than willing to talk, to accomodate, to make a reporter feel welcome. Hospitality is a famed Arab trait, and one for which Israelis are not reknowned. Knock on the door, wake them up in the middle of the night, no problem. Hanan Ashrawi will come out in her nightgown to answer your questions.

Here's the link.

Can somebody photoshop a microphone in her hand. Looks like she is belting out the winning tune on "Splodeydope Idol".

#205 Akbar al Snakbar

By proxy. Due to the distance between posters, you are required to stand in as the filthy wench.

Enjoy the glorious honor that will be restored to your family by the death sybolizing the satanic apostate. Please send my condolences to Aisha, and uh...send me her phone number, would ya?

Why does that picture remind me of 2001 A Space Odessey for some reason?

Last time I say a mouth like that it was hooked on a pancake!
/Rodney

I'm still hoping to hear more from the Solon of sex etiquette...

Malik ibn Anas teaches that the su'r of the menstruating woman is najas but not as najas as the su'r of the Christian, which is perplexing.

Who would have thought lustration could be so interesting? I guess its just the wudu' that you do.

Whoa these days I have to sleep with two women. That way when I fall asleep, she has someone to talk to.

[Link: www.zilberhere.com...]

/Rodney

Good grief. Even *I* can't keep the various Aishas separated.

And REALLY, I'm not Aisha. I thought it was evariste, then RWC, and even Iowahawk. I can't figure it out. I don't think it's Allah(pundit), because I don't think he's groovin' on the Qu'ran in spite of his name.

Irshad, maybe? Or - gasp! - MAYBE EVARISTE HAS A SISTER WITH HIS SAME SENSE OF HUMOR?

Has it been conclusively proven, to UN standards, that evariste != Aisha?

I don't think it's evariste - he's funny, but this just doesn't sound like him.

I do think it's a grrl, but I can't figure out who it is.

Wow, so this is what happens when you leave the bar early!
Swampwoman, what religion is this that you attribute to me? The idolatrous worship of the Holy Double Helix?
Steve Miller, some of the aishas sound just like Michael Sells in drag (except for the smutty parts ;-), the smutty parts definitely sound like evariste), and I think evariste has read him. But I don't know...the aishas are proliferating faster than drosophila melanogaster on good substrate!

Great. Another fake troll.

Arafat says all Palestinians "martyrs in waiting"

"My life is not more dear to me than that of any Palestinian boy or a girl. We're all martyrs in the making in defence of our holy Muslim and Christian places," said Arafat, largely confined to his half-wrecked compound by Israeli forces since late 2001

She's protesting censorship

#222 -
It's just begging for a velvet painting of "Lil Elvis" - Kim Jong Ill.

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Hey, Twisterella! I noted that you were a literate, well-read person and figured that you would be able to write a religion with some way more cool edicts and prohibitions and exhortations re sex than the Koran in, say, 24 hours or less. And then, being the Head Goddess in Charge and all (HGIC) then you could appoint a worthy person (ahem, me) to interpret your words to the masses and I would give out dispensations in return for hefty bribes.

I can't write a religion in 24 hours or less because I more or less live by the philosophy embodied in "The Shootist", to wit:

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

And we simplistic folk with simplistic philosophies are just not nuanced enough to gather in the big bucks from bribery and all. Life in the unnuanced section can be way too straightforward.

11. She fondly remembered how Amjab would point the AK at the toddler and coo, "Who's daddy's liitle hostage?"

12. Even Meg Ryan was impressed. "Now that's fakin' it!"

13. I'm guessing when the IDF took him down, they aimed for his "child-bearing hips." Can't see how they could have missed.

14. Edvard Munch took one look at this and went back to painting "happy little trees."

15. Aunt Jemima's radical jihad against IHOP claims another martyr.

Swampwoman: I seee. Well, I'm going to need 24 hours notice-- Start the clock now?

Sure, go 'head. And if there are especially tricksy nuances that may bring in extra cash, take 48 hours.

Twisty, you're going to have to start with disappearing for several hours. You've got to go to heaven and get the new revelations, you know.

I can't wait til you get back with the Good News! Take good notes, k?

:-P

Here I was convinced that Aisha was a guy.

These primitives never fail to amaze me.

"Oh, Allah, how could you permit the sons of pigs and monkeys to kill my brother before he had a chance to murder as many of them as possible? That's not faiiirrr!!! Waaahhh!!!"

I don't give a s*it what color these people are; they are all culturally and religiously part and parcel of the Jew-hating Death Cult. They are all Muslim, but they may not all be Arabs, although they would never admit the latter.

Muslims from many other areas have infiltrated the area ever since the Jews started returning in numbers in the late nineteenth century and providing work, and they continue to do so, sneaking over the borders and fading into Arab Israeli villages and West Bank and Gaza Arab communities. They all call themselves "Palestinians," even if their families have only been in the area for 50 years, 10 years, 1 year or 3 minutes. It's a total farce and is the basis for the real land grab by the occupants of what should all be Jewish territory.

Correction:

They are not all Muslims. There are Christian "Palestinians," but so many of them have fled due to constant harassment by Muslims that only a tiny, shrinking remnant is still there.

I thought at first that picture was a joke because the guy in the picture looks like Kobe Bryant.

Himel: My question to you is, why, in all these [images] don't we see Sharon and Arafat eating babies?

Benson: Maybe because Jews don't issue fatwas.

Himel: What do you mean by that?

Benson: Well, if you upset an Islamic or Muslim group, as you know, fatwas can be issued by Ayatollahs and such, and maybe it's at the back of each cartoonist's mind, that they could be in trouble if they do so.

Himel: If they do what?

Benson: If they depict, uh, say, an Arab leader in the same manner.

Himel: Then they could suffer?

Benson: Then they could suffer death, couldn't they?

[Link: www.honestreporting.com...]

#163
So islamic grrrls don't swallow? I'm outta here...

Bleeding Heart Conservative -

And I'm still waiting for Muhammad to become a regular on South Park.

#220 Thom™

I have spent a looong, sleepless night, and am convinced that the alleged troll is a) a Psych student, doing a thesis on trolls on the internet, or b) the Feds testing the reaction of posters to what appears to be an assault on the mature, super-intellligent posters on this platinum-standard site, by the Rop, or c) a conspiracy by 1 or more normally sane posters driven to desperation by a troll who shall remain nameless on another thread.

#222 Alouette

Thanks a lot; when I innocently clicked on your artwork, I spewed diet Coke all over the monitor, laughing. It needed a cleaning, anyway.

Oh, Swampwoman, it is not a grrrl! Only XY beings are obsessed with blow jobs! ;-)

Powderfinger: I think Goddess Worship is definitely au courant what with the Davinci Code and all. Oops, time for a revelation! Gotta go!

Necklace of shoes, LOL!

Alouette, LMAO!
twisterella-

the aishas are proliferating faster than drosophila melanogaster on good substrate!

you mean they're breeding like flies in fresh shit?
I AM NOT AISHA but whoever is, is brill. 2 thumbs up!

Reposted from another thread

My good friend and LGF poster "Uzi" just got published as Letter of the Week on Mark Steyn's website. Here's an extract and the link

Letter Of The Week--CYPRUS'S PROPHETIC VOTE

For reasons of political correctness, I doubt that most pundits and media analysts will see the outcome of last Saturday's referendum in Cyprus for what it really was: an overwhelming vote by Christian Cypriots to keep Muslims out of their country. Over three quarters of Cyprus' Greek population (nearly entirely Christian and overwhelmingly Greek Orthodox) preferred to forgo the reunification of their divided country when the price of reunification was the inclusion in their population of the 137,000 or so Turkish Muslims who inhabit the northern part of the island. Greek Cypriots preferred - by a three to one margin - effectively to give up a third of their country's territory rather than to have a larger country in which 18% of the citizens would be Muslim. This choice - of demographic homogeneity over territorial expansiveness - represents a radical departure from historical trends which go back thousands of years. Yet I predict, that along Islam's bloody borders, it also represents the wave of the future.

[Link: www.marksteyn.com...]

evariste, I am unimpressed by your hudna. Make Charles tell us who Aisha is then, and I will believe you.
Drosophila Melanogaster are fruit flies, and as such, more interested in fruit.

So, Aisha, Ya ever do anal?

Hey, I can't make Charles do anything :-) But I don't want him to tell us who Aisha is, she's too good and this is too much fun ;-)

Does Aisha mean anything in Arabic? Could it be a clue...This thread was hilarious.

Has Allah been ruled out?

#246 Writer Mom

Could this be a clue??? :) If it's one of the guys, he has a lot of 'splaining to do!

C'mon...Vogue!
Let your face contort for the camera.
(contort for the camera!)

Why do these people never strike me as being sincere in their grief when one of their splodey family members or friends gets capped in the act?

The picture has a weird sort of bizarre humor. I keep thinking it must be a photoshopped parody. But, unfortunately, it clearly isn't.

#246 writermom: Aisha was one of Muhammed's wives, umm, the youngest one.

#247 NY Nana

#250 Twisterella

Good clues...now we're getting somewhere :P

off with her head in one fell swoop . send her to allah where she belongs by jove .

[with her wretched dog of a brother ] .

bury them both in a pit with a swine carcass .

how about that racist watch ?

#242 This is more about GReek chauvanism than Turks - I should know we have racist greeks in Australia. Try marrying let alone talking to a Greek girl. They are just one step up from Moslems.

after today 2 May 2004 , I'm especially glad your brother got whacked .

...and after seeing his snapshot -even more so .