Y'know, I really expected a photo of ZZ Top in one of these. Still, well done.

Look what I got on E-Bay!

Liberace?! I always pictured Ahmed to be a Trent Reznor fan. Damn, I'm going to have to talk to his father about this. I fully expect him to be stoned for being in the closet all this time.

*shaking head*

LOL!

(Yes, it was Photoshopped.)

Are you sure?

I wish my brother George was here...

Oh my Gawd.

LOL

What was Photoshopped, Liberace, or Fidel?
 

"You can keep your keffiya(sp), this is style, gentlemen!"

"Get there late, and all the Elvis shit is gone, Abu."

"Now how much would you pay? But wait, there's more. If you order in the next ten minues..."

"If Elvis was the King, what does that make this guy? Hey, what's so funny?"

It was NOT photoshopped. This is from a demonstation by the gay muslims. The whole history of the group is
here:

[Link: www.johannhari.com...]

More photo fun (this is not photoshopped):

[Link: www.geonet.org.nz...]

This is from a webcam that tracks a volcano crater in New Zealand.

The photo is from today.

Look to the lower left corner of the image.
 

Do you want to try something cute?

Google arafat last chance and see how many results you get.

How many "last chances" can one person get?

I laughed all the way the West Bank.

William™

LOL

good ones, belize042!!

all your candlabra is belong to us.

Somebody needs to find the bearded SOB and give him a copy.

Oh the humiliation!!

1. Mohammed walked down the street with his new treasure, proudly singing at the top of his lungs, "Sing me a song/You're the Piano Man..." and no one had the heart to correct him.

2. A Castro-impersonator marching with a Castro-inhabitator.

3. I think the lobotomy scar over the right eyebrow explains pretty much everything.

4. I didn't know Hanan Ashrawi played piano.

5. Poor sap, apparently misunderstood what Arafat meant when he said their date would involve a "movement" and "stool."

6. The last thing Abu heard before the picture crushed his skull was a voice yelling "El Ka-bohnnnggg!"

7. The portrait was actually his second choice... they were all out of Yoko Ono.

8. In his mind's eye, the scene was set perfectly... He would hang the iconic picture above the bed where libby could gaze approvingly at their lovemaking while "My Heart Will Go On" blasted from the stereo. If this didn't win Ali back, nothing would.

9. Ever since he was eight and had first seen Liberace covered in sequins and mincing effeminately, Ibrahim had known he was not alone in the world.

10. When the PA finally collapsed into chaos, Arafat's secret "bachelor" pad was among the first places to be looted.

Donna V. Thank you, but I direct your attention to #16. V the K is the master.

Belize --- Actually, I thought your "Elvis shit" caption was kickass.

Thousand Sons -

Actually, it should be -

"I wish my brother Jirjis was here, insha'llah."

Just out of curiousity, what did the original pic look like?

yeah, yeah, I'm a killjoy. Deal.

Yes, V the K is brilliant.

I didn't know Hanan Ashrawi played piano.

Perfect.

# 18 V

I like the "if Elivs was the king .. " the best!!!

#20 buckaroo:

Whaddya mean, original pic?

;-)

Well, first time I've seen this site and have been reading with GREAT interest. Good to see that monkey-brained racism and not-quite-bright opining is alive and thriving in the US of A, and is not just a straw man that us Europeans like to kick against at every turn.

# 23 Cam

Oh, never mind ...
:-)

Waaay OT -- Does inter-province pride prevent you from cheering for the Flames tonight??

# 24 Simon

So, have you finished your dhimmi training yet? Which lovely soon-to-be outpost of sharia do you hail from?

Its not photoshopped. The Globular Clusters are as clear as day.

#24 Simon

Yawn.

Another Euro twit with an unsolicited and unsupported opinion.

Simon:

Would the "kicking" you're speaking of be some form of goose stepping fun you euros are so fond of?

26

I think Simon is French.

# 30 Ed

Yes, most likely ...

Dangit, Thousand Sons (#5), you stole my thunder!!

;)

TV (Harry)

The thread made it all the way to #24 before a troll weighed in. Simon's ideas are understandable, in that so many EUweenies see Michael Moore and think "Oh, so that's an American. Stupid, fat, gross, lying POS." But if Massive Moore was really the average American, we might just as well be spineless, Jew-hating, terrorist-appeasing Eurotrash.

Okay, backing off on the caffeine now.

# 33

Wow, Belize almost swerves into bigel territory ...
:-)

30

Does it mean he will ask for Parley by post #33?

Arrr ;)

#29: Freakyboy: Great riposte!

Ah, yes, the people who brought us Fascism and the Holocaust, the people who couldn't even stop a massacre on their own f'ing continent in the '90's, the people who have honed Jew hating into a fine art - they're just the ones to lecture us on racism

#16 V the K

LMAO!

2. A Castro-impersonator marching with a Castro-inhabitator.

#32 Inspector Callahan
#19 Frank IBC

Dangit, Thousand Sons (#5), you stole my thunder!!

Bugs Bunny's as well...

As for the Castro lookalike in the pic, in the immortal words of die Gaunerkaninchen himself...

"HA HA! Whatta maroon! What a ignoramus!"

Buckaroo,

So, maybe I'll switch to the caffeine-free Diet Coke ;P

OTOH, I don't hear Bigel so roundly condemned around here as he used to be. I'm not sure if it's Bigel that's changed, or...

Anyway, back to our topic: Movies about creative high school music teachers and their students.

(smacking self on forehead, thinking of new caption)

"Hey, I've got the collector's edition DVD of Mr. Mohammed's Opus! You wanna come over and watch it?"

Oh, that's hysterical! I never knew they were so down w/ Liberace on the west bank and gaza. Maybe those guys aren't so bad after all?! LOL

Donna V

Thanks, zulubaby wasn't around...it had to be said.

#39 Belize042

OTOH, I don't hear Bigel so roundly condemned around here as he used to be. I'm not sure if it's Bigel that's changed, or...

Part of it is some drawing the same conclusions after posting here for a while, and with others, it's realizing the futility of banging your head into the same wall forever.

Do you know what you get when drop a grand piano down a palestinian tunnel opening?

A flat minor.

#23 buckaroo:

LOL. I'll be cheering for the Flames as the only Canadian team left in the playoffs of Canada's game.

There was a pretty good cartoon in the Province yesterday of a guy in a 'Nucks jersey having trouble trying to spit something out. Finally in the last panel he manages to force out "Go Flames"

There is a pretty good rivalry, but we're all united in our hatred of the Leafs.

;-)

Simon's reaction lends credibility to the point I made in a thread yesterday: the LLL can stand anything but mockery. Keep on laughing at the turds!

Never forget. Never submit. Never quit until the job is done.

# 45 Cam

Good luck to them -- I'm cheering for the Lightning, but that's mostly just for the amusement factor of having the Stanley Cup finalist being from Florida ...

As the Photoshopper of the original LGF Velvet Elvis, my hat is off to a true artist.

Charles, there's been some hilarious Photoshop stuff posted here. Would there be any way to assemble it into a photo gallery?

Someday, some LGFer, should study the correlation between troll and absence of humor. Why are there no funny trolls? Why are the funny trolls all fake?

#50 zorkmidden Um noodle kugel with raisins

I was just pondering the same thing. Why is it that the trolls are derivative, colicky and banal? Perhaps being vaccinated with a phonograph needle, which would explain their inability to come up with an original thought/comment/insult and their propensity to repeat the same crap repeatedly, has rendered them humorless.

Hey, isn't that Tom Sizemore?

Oops, since the person in the photo is "brown", I just made a racist comment. Sorry.

v k
Good one just about fell of the bar stool .

Simon

Do you have trouble typing with your hands in the air.
troll idiot.

I'm just not clear - why would the seething Arabs be waving pictures of Liberace? Don't they know who he was or something?

#24

"... us Europeans like to kick..."

While WE Americans kick asses.

#54 Steve Miller

why would the seething Arabs be waving pictures of Liberace?

Because all seething Arabs love a good pianist.

Everybody...Tanz!

"Hey, my buddy bought this cool bubble machine! Now explain what is this 'polka'?"

What pisses Simon off is there are no authorities to report us to who would give a rat's ass. I suspect Simon is Swiss. Just my guess, he could be from Berwyn.

#30

Sadly, all the frenchmen with a sense of humor immigrated to Britain along with the rest of the normans.

Like Hell #45, Cam! We adore the Leafs, even when they lose...which was all a silly mistake.

Oh, how I wish that picture could be widely distributed throughout the middle east. I'm sure it would just infuriate the seething masses.

First of all, thanks Belize, Donna V, Ms Andi, mike hunt. Not that I'm an attention-whore or anything, but I do like to know the caps are appreciated ... 'specially on an otherwise bad day. :-)

Second, what's the deal with this EUrotroll Simon? I mean, hardly a day goes by when some socialist dhimmi doesn't pop in just to say "You're all racists. I hate Americans," or some other tiresome display of "independent" thinking. But, to put the comment on a thread where people are making fun of a Palestinian marching with a photoshopped picture of Libby? I mean, what's up with that? Is he just trying to confirm the stereotype of the humorless, intolerant EUrotopian socialist?

Third, an encore.

11. "Andrew Sullivan's garage sale was kick-ass!"

12. Let's see, hated women, dressed ridiculously, had no real accomplishments other than bilking Eurotrash out of money with explosive performances. Lido was Palestinian, all right.

13. "I am the very model of a modern Muslim splodeydope/ I've memorized the Quran and plotted to destroy the pope/I blame the Jews for everything and distort the facts historical/From Gaza Strip to Ramallah, in language scatalogical"

14. John Tesh faces his toughest audience ever.

15. ... and then Castro went on to deliver an eight hour diatribe against Wayne Newton...

V t K

I bow in your presence. Your humor is quite appreciated on this dreary Wed. morning in NYC (and after reading the headlines at the BBC, NYT, etc.)

You know, the government should require warning labels for reading the news. "Reading this may be hazardous to your health. Raised blood pressure, irratability, and an irresistable urge to throttle the editors/writers/'journalists' may occur."

V the K -

The following comments are "non-racist":

1) Let's give them a state. (version without sarcasm)

2) Oh, look at the poor brown people, such victims of these racists.

3) How dare you suggest that different races be held to the same standards.

The following comments are "racist":

1) My co-worker from Baltistan is a really nice guy. Really intelligent, too. But the way his bushy mustache and his profuse nose hair form a continuum grosses me out.

2) I think it's really funny when portraits of murderous terrorists are PhotoShopped and replaced with musicians.

3) I think Michael Moore is a disgusting pig.

4) Is this bus ever going to come? (said while waiting for bus in any country outside the continental US)

5) The day X will happen, is the day they serve tacos and burritos at White House state dinners. (permitted when said by any person living outside the continental US)

6) If they're "poor", then how come they're so fat?

7) The term "poverty in America" makes me think of an obese person turning off the Cable TV and driving to the nearest riot. (Updated version - after calling all his friends on his cell phone.)

OH MY GOD!

THEY KILLED LIBERACE!!

YOU BASTARDS!!!

Is that Liberace? Or Trelayne, the Squire of Gothos?

Dude in the foregrown is shorn disturbingly like one of the Franciscan Fridars of the Renewal. But I know he isn't!

Saddam and Liberace had similar taste in interior design. I think that Saddam actually purchased some of his golden toilets from the Liberace estate sale.

V the K,

You are the best!

Love,

Nora