ok,

I'm British...the joke is? (US Football is a bit lost on me)...

Gordon or Lurch?

Well, now that that's been removed, maybe his dour expression will improve.

Well, at least Kerry can get a job as a backup dancer for Britney Spears should he lose in November, lol.

He must be hiking the ball to all our new allies.

Sorry, Gordon or Lurch?

#2 reaganite

No picture

6 reaganite

Not hairy enough for Lurch, must be Gordon.

That's the position we will all be taking for the French if he wins.

Photo of sequence
[Link: www.emailjoke.com...]

It's better than Dukakis riding the tank! Better than Hart on the Monkey Business!

It may be the finest political picture in history.

Brace yourselves! I predict V the K is going to inflict a side-splitting round of laughter upon us.

BWhahahah!

Is that photo real?!?!?

#1 Dave,

Come on, you don't need to know anything about American football to know the French Position on issue.

LOL!!! I had to click on the link to make sure it wasn't photoshopped. What a dork.

btw, when is Kerry going to get over the football inferiority complex of his? Seriously, when are the football pictures going to stop?

So THAT's who this is!

It hurtsss usss...

/gollum

The courtesy of a reach-around.

Here is a link about Kerry's sports knowledge-
[Link: footballfansfortruth.us...]

Kerry must be attempting to appeal to those briefs-over-boxers voters.

The horse's ass

Is he getting ready to put his head back in?

Nooo...don't tell me. Nobody keeps their football there.

Bwhhahahhaaa!!!

...at least the other people in the picture had the good sense not to look at Kerry making an ass of himself.

AFP's Luke Frazza knows a good photo when he sees one!

I think that football should be photoshopped green.

I love it. Thats better than the pic of him geting hit in the eye by his own spent shotgun shell

Lincolnesque he ain't.

joel2

He won't get over football, it's another way to make us think he's a Kennedy whenever we see him with the football.

Of course, in that position, he reminds me of a Kennedy, too. With or without the football.

At least he's not wearing spandex...

"Come on Islamofascists, I'm wide open!"

omg

Good that he's taking care not to break any nails on those carefully manicured fingers. Dork³.

C'mon, guys! Obviously you can't see that this is a declassified photo of Kerry's newly proposed weapons system?

The football is not GREEN!

Now we know what the "global test' is!

It's the International "Twister" competition!

John Kerry is tall, limber, and ready!

HEY!

Be nice everyone, the good Senator learned that move at Lambert Field from Brett Michaels!

What an unmitigated dipshit...

"Quick, pull my finger!"

Whoaaa!!
Do you know what that reminds me of?
The link someone earlier posted about selffellatio.
Everyone should email this one to everyone in their address books!

Charles,
Did you read what was posted over at Power Line?

" Read the [October] Atlantic Monthly article by James Fallows on Iraq and Bin Laden, "Bush's Lost Year." [Only the opening of the article is included on the Atlantic's site.] Kerry's positions on these subjects were almost directly lifted from the Atlantic, especially his line quoting Powell and his criticism of Tora Bora. Any American who reads the Atlantic could have given Kerry's [positions in the debate]."

[Link: powerlineblog.com...]

whose that guy with the Cleveland Brown's helmet on?

Oh, nevermind, its just a guy with orange skin.

hut...huttt...HUTTT

geez whizzz OOOSSSAAAMMMAAA

the security briefings said you were a big Arab

Meanwhile, the Secret Service guards look the other way; they don't want to be blamed for a dropped pass.

Gawd, I would never want to be a political candidate, having photographers snapping away, just waiting for me to make an ass -nyuck nyuck- out of myself.

Lest that sound like I'm defending JFnK... If I had a gaggle of photographers nearby, I wouldn't bend over a football like that. Dumass

Say you're a world leader. You pick up your Sunday Le Monde. Would you want to be seen at a summit with the man in this picture?

Good G-d, I swear Karl Rove must have an insider or three in the Kerry Kamp.

Let's see...this is either a bad snap, or Kerry can't even find his ass with both hands when it's light outside.

ROTFL.

KERRY: And I believe that a fresh start, new credibility, a president who can understand what we have to do to reach out to the Muslim world...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: Blow it out your a$$.

Now, that's what Zell would call a "SPIT BALL"

#33,

ROFL!

Ladies and gentlemen, next week's cover for Newsweek!

"Kerry's Back In The Game"

#48 mickthemick

I laughed so hard, I thought I was going to fall out of my chair! I better be quiet; or I'll wake the kids.

(tears still coming out of my eyes!)

I saw the funniest thing today. A kerry campaign worker in a blue "fighter pilot" type jacket with the seal of the United States of America with John F. Kerry's embroidered autograph right underneath the seal. Trying oh- so hard to look official and militaristic.

Of course so that no one would mistake that he was with Kerry, he was wearing a campaign button the size of one of Flavor Flav's clock necklaces.

Kerry demonstrates the LLL national defense posture.

There is a Far Side cartoon that goes with that pic.

"take me to your leader?"

I'm serious.

We Americans call this:

"John Kerry putting his best face forward"

OT: I saw this discussed over on the Swift Vets site. Kerry pulled something out of his pocket right before the debate began. No notes, etc, are allowed by either candidate.

Just to the left of the text of the article, click on "Debate, Pt. 1" Watch the footage, it's about 40-60 seconds into it.
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Oh. I thought he was trying to catch the ball.

#56 abc123

Didn't "Mork from Ork" offer a similar handshake? I know he preferred to sit on his head on the sofa but I can't quite recall the details of the handshake. Too many years ago.

Hello, I'm John Kerry, and I paid for this message: "Take me to your leader. Na-noo, na-noo!"

WOW...this could be our next Pres...

that is representive of the position he will put the US if his foreign policies go into effect, that is why the French like that photo

Kerry's foray into football from last week (these are actually much worse):

[Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]

[Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]

[Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]
 

OT
Here's another good read posted by The Big Trunk over at Power Line.

"General Hodges speaks

Reader Susie White has kindly alerted us to this Dallas Observer column by Mark Stuertz on retired Major General Bobby Hodges and the misuse of his testimony by CBS/60 Minutes for its hit job on President Bush: "Poke in the eye." Please read the whole thing."

[Link: powerlineblog.com...]

Our choices on 02 November:

JFnK: "Watch me bend over... and maybe I'll split my pants.

GW: Texas swagger.

... hhmmm... I'm still undecided (do I need the sarcasm tag?)

I clicked the link, I can't freaking believe it's real! OMFG!

Kerry: I heard that President Bush was behind me after the debate.

6 Reaganite

Jeez, next time a little warning eh? My kid was right next to me!

Thank God he didn't see it, LOL!

William # 64:

It looks like a friggin Dockers commerical -- not a football game. Boy does this guy think he is Kennedy.

It looks like Kerry is trying to cop a feel of the agent behind him...

ROTFPML!

"Kerry, after "checking with his allies", snaps..."

Holy Cretien on a scooter!

Omfg William, that second pic looks like Momma had a Thalidomide smoothie...*

I really hate this guy, a lot.

*My apologies to anyone directly affected by Thalidomide, I couldn't resist.

#58

If you had taken as many different positions as he has, you would need crib notes too!

And since the notes were written by the DNC, and not Kerry himself, they were within the rules ;)

Pardon my, ... uhm... french, be he's a goddamn goober. A GOOBER!!

#66 Flatlander

JFnK: "Watch me bend over... and maybe I'll split my pants.

I think not. Looks like he is very familiar with this position. It's just watch me bend over (for France).

#69 Sojourner

Jeez, next time a little warning eh? My kid was right next to me!

Sorry!

I know I ain't no religous man, tho I try to treat others with respect, like I'd like them to treat me. But please oh please don't let kerry and tayreeehzah be my prez and fust ho.

This is screaming for a Caption Contest^TM

How about...

"Ok...let me check my notes here...'Step 2, Kiss your ass g--allright, Carville, very funny. Veeery funny."

or...

"I'm ready, Jaques. Please be gentle."

Omfg William, that second pic looks like Momma had a Thalidomide smoothie...*

Ouch!

LOL

The third pic makes me laugh -- geek central.
 

#34 lazytart -

Hey, Lazytart! OT, but how's your kid? You posted awhile back that he was having vision problems in one eye and was going in for an MRI. Any new news?

Sorry for the thread hijack, I've just been really worried...

#79 a noble vision

Re: captioning

"No, REALLY! This IS how we through grenades in Vietnam."

# 79 noble vision

"I'm ready, Jaques. Please be gentle."

LOL. Thank you.

I thought that this one was the best.

Reaching out to the community

Kerry is courting the Muslim vote.

I think that may actually be John Edwards' arm and he's trying to get out before it's too late.

PIMF (assuming I use it)

…threw, THREW, grenades in Vietnam."

77 reaganite

I can't look at it again, and I don't want to, where the hell? What the f??

That was one hell of a pic! OMG!!

#82 NTropy

"No, REALLY! This IS how we through grenades in Vietnam."

LOL :-)

ausa, how's it goin?

Hey Rocky!!

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!!!

Damn! Need some work on that one.

Kerry is also courting the gay vote.

Kerry is a natural " bottom " man...cant be more french than that..

Isn't this one of the ways of recognizing a Freemason?

Is this John Jane Kerry's picture in the Abu Ghiraib prison?

Football, wind surfing, skiing, biking, politics...and not an ounce of expertise in any of them. Good thing he's got flip-flopping to fall back on, or he's be totally inept.

Lemmiwinks! NOOO!!!

/south park

91 "Kerry is also courting the gay vote."

He no longer needs to court it...he got it

Or how about:

Secret Service Agent: "What did I do to deserve 'Kerry sticking his ass in the air' detail?"

This thread is going to be freaking hillarious with all of these captions.

"May you help me wiz zat?"

Forgive me.

I've been drinking :T

#89 noble vision

Pretty good, thanks. I actually got called by a polling company the other day, day before the debates. They would not tell me who the poll was being conducted for. Of course, I put my two cents in. It was only after I hung up that I had that V-8 hit your head moment. I should have identified myself as a dimocrat and really screwed up their poll (especially if it was an internal Kerry poll). Oh well, next time.

I have always wondered who those polled people were and why I never got called.

And you?

Another:

"No, seriously, I saw this in Cirque du Soleil one time."

I heard that Kerry won on "style."

#98 a noble vision

Or

"The wrong pose for the wrong activity at the wrong time.

Rayra #60

Sometime earlier this evening I read an online article about Kerry's health. He's supposed to be as healthy as a horses ass and no recurrences of prostrate cancer for about 9 years.

"TeYrAza do you have enough lubrication on that thing " ?

the campaign is awful for letting those kinds of images out...

the candidate is awful for letting those kinds of images exist...

kerry is so obviously not a man of the people... you never got a vibe of phoniness from Reagan chopping wood.. it was totally beliveable that the photo was a candid pic of the guy doing something that came naturally to him... all this kerry throwing around the old pigskin and knocking back a brewski at an ohio watering hole... it looks goofy.. he has clearly never centered a ball... he can't catch a football either.

kerry is plenty athletic. he bikes. he windsurfs. he snowboards... he passes the kennedyesque "vigah" test... look we get it... the guy ought to be who he is... far fewer people would fault him for having pricey athletic hobbies than fault him for looking like a geek posing with his arm flailing back behind his ass like that...

OT

WooT!

Credence Clearwater on Austin City Limits, right now!

Caption:
"And as a descendant of the prophet (PBUH), I wipe like this..."

Caption

"Some may think that a descendent of Mohammed needs a buzzing prayer rug. BUT I say screw the buzzing prayer rug! I got me a football."

Someone needs to make a 'Kerry Football' collage with all those embarrasing pictures and his one great quote about 'Lambert' field. He must be trying to look like an idiot with the football to get some of these pictures.

Ironically, I think the snap went further than his pitch at Fenway before the disengenuous Vietnam flashback Democratic Party convention.

ausa, Good. I'm surprised they wouldn't tell you who they were with; sounds fishy if they wouldn't tell you. I was polled by Harris a few months ago. The first question was "What do you think the number one issue is today?" I answered "The war on terror." The polltaker looked through his script and told me that wasn't an option! I like the idea of reporting as a Dem, though. A friend of mine is a Dem who only votes Republican. (He likes to vote in the Dem primaries.)

As someone who's voting Republican this year, the more pics like this, the better.

As an American...this is incredibly embarassing.
Has this man (and his handlers?) lost any sense of dignity of the office of Senator? Look, scandals are one thing, as are voting records slightly to the left of Trotsky and being under the whiskey-soaked wing of Saint Teddy of the Amphibious Cutlass. But this is simply immature, juvenile. This is not something that grown men in casual dress attire do. You might throw out a pitch at a baseball game, or somesuch...but bending over to hike a football in a painfully staged photo-op (so that we can all see why men's trousers should always reach the top of the shoe) is simply not done. Playing at sport should be reserved for the proper time and attire.

This ain't it, Johnnie.

Oh, and keep it up.

Seriously, throwing the football around is one thing..but no one stops to long snap it! hAHAHA (Maybe they were in shotgun). It sure looks like his latest position on Iraq is 'Punt'

Caption:
"Now I know I left my balls down here somewhere..."

Agent looking askance in the background:

"OK, he can't sing, dance, tell a joke, make small talk, and, now it seems, he can't play ball. What's this sonofabitch good for?"

#114 Rich K

It sure looks like his latest position on Iraq is 'Punt'

Kerry probably punts on first down.

even snapping in a shotgun you dont look back between your legs... jeeze... the pic would be fnier if someone had been lined up over center and stuffed his head into the ground...

THe real question is:

Is he pulling his head OUT of his ass, or putting it back IN?

You be the judge!

#100 ausa

I have been called twice by poll takers in the last few months. I told both of them to go to hell.

Secret Service Agent: "Okay, guys, don't look, but you won't believe what he's doing now."

#112 noble vision

The told me who they were: McGuire Associates (not sure if that is the right spelling). What they would not tell me is who (what organization) they were conducting the poll for. I asked twice. The questions were all political and sounded like the internals you see on other polls.

Is this a new Ketch-up commercial - "catch me if you can?"

Is Teresa behind this (no pun intended)

Did Jane Kerry say he wanted bilateral or multi-lateral negotiations?

Ploome:

His wudu (ablution prayer):

Dear God, what is that smell?

Anyone with that much skill snapping the ball is good enough to play at Lambert Field.

Anyone know what Kerry's Secret Service handle is?

Or what they call him behind his back? lol

Isn't it too long even for a 6'4" man?

That's how Kerry intends to hand over our 228 years of battle-earned sovereignty, plus he'll already be in the right position!

Also...Somebody's got a get a picture of Jacques Chirac, Kim Jong Il or John Edwards. That's a potentially priceless Photoshop job waiting to happen...

#124 ausa

Yeah, you really could have had a field day with 'em, then!

Well, you Lizardoids can't call him "Flipper" anymore. It's obvious what his position is...

LMFAO I can't stop

Kerry: As President, I intend to extend my hand out to the nations of the world and build a true coalition.

Oh my gods,
he's firing little brown footballs out of his ass!

or is that over the top?

Where are the big burly guys from the other team? I guess it was safe to indulge in a little fantasy then.

It was late in the evening, I was tired, and it's really hard to snap the ball in the dark. The darkness was seared into my memory. Besides, it was my staffer's fault - he told me this is how they do it at Lambert Field.

#130 ausa 10/2/2004 08:21PM PST

Anyone know what Kerry's Secret Service handle is?

Yeah, I think it's "Backdoor."

:-)

"Watch this catch."

I hope that football is moving towards Kerry.

Sorry for the graphic comment, but from this pic, it looks like the man could actually stick his head in his...

Kerry:
And this is where I sustained a rice wound...

#121 Engineer

Are you my brother?

Just kidding, but right occupation and right attitude. lol

#144 Marc Poitras.

LOL!

I tell them to pay me for my time, as they get paid for theirs.

Sometimes I ask them to give me their home phone numbers, and I will call them back.

I love Ploome :)

#143 Frank_Mtl 10/2/2004 08:31PM PST

Sorry

Hey, if he wants to play jock, he's gotta be able to take this tame lockerroom stuff.

But this is how they taught us to catch the ball at Yale!

If he reaches up a little, grabs his belt, and gives a good tug, he could just manage to kiss his ass goodby.

noble vision

Poor Secret Service, who would want to take a bullet for this guy.

If he wins, there will be a mass rush for the counterfeiting section.

143 Frank_Mtl

Did you miss reaganite at #6...

I can't look again.

A very nuanced spiral.

#17

!LOL!

OT:
Terror strikes Nagaland

DIMAPUR: The uneasy calm that followed the tenuous peace process in Nagaland for the past year was shattered on Saturday with twin blasts in the commercial hub of Dimapur which killed at least 26 people, including many women and children, and wounded at least 87.

Blasts threaten peace process

Blasts threaten peace process
Dimapur/Guwahati, October 3
The carnage at Dimapur could be the precursor to heightened violence in the entire Northeast. ... Nagaland police suspect that Islamic fundamentalist outfits may be behind the attacks.

OT - Fox News pulls reporter's item with fake Kerry quotes:

From Carl Cameron, who has unfortunately been reprimanded :oP

'"Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!' Kerry said Friday.

'"It's about the Supreme Court. Women should like me! I do manicures,' Kerry said."

The item also quoted Kerry as saying of himself and President Bush: "I'm metrosexual — he's a cowboy."

"Ok, the first part of the 'Global Test' you take your idea of defending yourself--pretend it's this football--and you bend over. Then you 'hike' that idea to anyone around--like the French. Then they do something with it, like, pass it Syria or turn it into a souffle or something. Get it??"

PPPfffurrrittt!

#156 monkeyweather

Wonder who Campaign Carl pissed off to be assigned to Kerry in the first place? You know it wasn't his first choice.

woohoo! OT - from DRUDGE

LA TIMES POLL SUNDAY: Bush's favorability rating among debate viewers actually improved slightly (although within the survey's margin of error). Before debate, 51% of watchers viewed Bush favorably, 49% unfavorably; after, numbers were 52% and 47%...

---
what is up with newsweek?

#156 monkeyweather

Way late to that party (with over 500 comments no less) monkeyweather.

# 160 monkeyweather

Newsweek's poll is skewed dimocrat.

No Terry, Its not up there either! HIKE!

The way he's bent over is exactly how we are going to be taking it if he's elected.

Mr. Chirac, let's make up!

Kerry checking to see if he'd lied his ass off yet.

OT (see #155):
This national socialist group was allegedly also involved in the violence in Dimapur/Nagaland:
National Democratic Front of Bodoland (NDFB)
Not sure to what extent jihad is involved here...

#161 Ntropy

I wanted to say that! (But I didn't want to mess with the good vibe going on in this thread.)

Whats next for this dork? Put on a tutu to win the ballet dancer's vote??

#152 Sojourner

Thanks for pointing me to it, that was almost exactly my mental image ! LOL

#168 MootPoint

Whats next for this dork? Put on a tutu to win the ballet dancer's vote??

That would be redundant. With the gay vote, he already has the ballet vote.

#159 ausa - Wonder who Campaign Carl pissed off to be assigned to Kerry in the first place? You know it wasn't his first choice.

OMG - can you imagine being ordered to report "nicely" on that treasonous twit? ACK!
I guess commenting on the manicure was as far as Carl could take it, huh? Woulda been nice if he had also mentioned that Bush actually did something compassionate that day instead of being pampered.

A manicure. Schmuck. HHMMPH :oP

#165 gymnast

Kerry checking to see if he'd lied his ass off yet.

Winner!

Caption:

Announcer: Now on the tarmac, John Forbes Kerry demonstrating his tax plan.
Kerry: Hike, hike hike, HIKE!

#161 NTropy - Way late to that party (with over 500 comments no less) monkeyweather.

ahahaha 500??? Glad to hear it! Been away for several days and looking for some GOOD news instead of stuff like that ridiculous Newsweek piece of swill they called a poll.

Of course, my wife's first comment:

"Kerry's looking for his balls."

There's another classic, not sure if it was on LGF or not, where Kerry looks for Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Kerry's new Secret Service handle (for all the pirates in the house):

Parley

#170 ausa #168 MootPoint

Whats next for this dork? Put on a tutu to win the ballet dancer's vote??

That would be redundant. With the gay vote, he already has the ballet vote.

All right. That's confused me. I always thought gays had good taste. Kerry? Geeze, aesthetically speaking he is a complete loss! Well, except for his nails! :OP

Well, it was a 5-minute job but I think it gets the point across pretty well.

[Link: www.anbuteam.net...]

Not well done, but funny as hell. :)

gee I know he might watch Brokaw's news, but he has got to watch the stool-softeners that advertise there...

OT: I missed the first half-hour of the Saturday Night Live season premiere. Did they do anything with Rathergate?

#177 monkeyweather

Geeezzz.

The log cabin Republicans are not voting for Bush (they have officially NOT endorsed him).

So that must mean Kerry has the gay vote. And with his metrosexual look, coifed hair, spray on tan, manicured nails, and perfect receiving position, how could it be any other way.

This is the still photo/videotape proof I've been waiting for...John Kerry, flexing and stretching his Labia Minora, preparing himself for the repeated, traumatic pounding he will take from Muslim militants if/when he is elected president...

whoa---do the muslims know he's touching a PIGSKIN--[shudders]

OT

Kerry's ad to counter Bush's "Global Test" ad says this:

"George Bush (news - web sites) lost the debate" "Now he's lying about it."

Check it out

Does that come across as borderline retarded to anyone else?

REALLL MATURE!!

If you haven't looked at the picture linked in #178, look now... I'm waiting to hear at least SOME comments. :P

178 RurouniKenshin

LOL!!

#182, ploome heneni. Nagaland was the place from which General Motors got all the cheap leather-look alike seat covers that they used to put in Chevy Bel Airs. Eventually the Naga became an endangered species and Nagaland survives on US aid and by selling "Save the Naga" T shirts. Do you have any idea how much a genuine Nagahide seat cover is worth these days?

There's another version, this time with subtitles.

#187 ploome hineni:

I have no idea! Northeastern India I think it said somewhere. That would make it close to the Pakistan border and Kashmir?

Just throwing it out there because i'm to lazy to dig into it myself...

#3 mindless_robot

Thank you. The mental image your comment brought on made my night. Even if JFK does steal the election, I'll always have that picture in my mind.

#178
LOL!!!

So this is what its like being at center. I've never played this position before, always either left guard,left tackle, left end, but never center.. I kinda like the way it feels!

#184 firebreather

Isn't a labia minora what candles are sitting on?

PSYCHE!

#196

Erm... no.

#178

Once again, Kerry has overreached himself - or is he going for the pockets?

"My name is John Kerry and I am reporting for duty."

Now we know what duty he was reporting for.

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I've been collectingthese "Fire your press liasons" pictures for a while now.

The soccer header photo used to be my favorite, but I think this new one just took the lead...

Kerry Before:

+

Kerry After:

O

#178 RurouniKenshin

Génial ! LOL

#202, Ploome. Actually both Bodoland and Nagaland are over in the hill country of eastern India bordering Myanmar (Burma).

Did he receive a pink medal for this?

#205 gymnast

Aren't they near Loompaland too? I hear the Snozwangers and Wangdoodles and rotten dirty Vermicious Knids are awful around there this time of year

Somebody find a pic of Anan standing up straight and
facing the left side of the screen PLEASE !!!
photoshop begging to happen...

kerry--"that was my friend's football i was hiking--that wasn't my football"--"so i made a mistake with the football photo op--george bush invaded iraq--that was a bigger mistake"--"ok--jihadis go long"

#178
Great nik. Great pic. (Loved the anime).
JWM

#208 leftover54,

Somebody find a pic of Anan standing up straight and facing the left side of the screen PLEASE !!!

I don't have one, but I can offer this.

#211 PDM

Oh jeeze...please tell me that pic is one of yours ?!?

#212 Right Wing Conspirator,

Oh jeeze...please tell me that pic is one of yours ?!?

No, I don't look anything like that.

#212 Right Wing Conspirator,

Disregard that last post. Yes, that was one of my Photoshops. :-P

OT

but part of the Culture Wars. Just got a really long email from a friend, who started with saying the whole Vietnam thing really "strikes a deep chord" with her. She's in her 50s, married to a vet, and they were married while he served in Nam. So she went through all that, and they both turned against the war.

So they idolize Kerry as the guy who helped end it all. And see him as being the man to save them from being involved in another war. And completely overlook his vicious lies about the Army and therefore, her husband as well...

Anyway. I didn't read it. Not a good thing to end the evening with, another cri de coeur from another LLL friend. I am so heartily sick of them all. You can't convince them that it's 30 years later and this is another situation, and that we really ARE fighting to preserve our civilization. If we don't act forcefully now, the war we'll be forced to fight later will be so much worse.

And if we should lose, lizards. If we should lose!

But my friend makes me heartsick. She's not one of the worst, and she's a good egg. Just politically brainwashed. I just sent her a brief one; that I knew months ago we'd never agree, and that I, too, have good reasons for my decision.

Anyone have any good news to cheer me up? :-(((

#214 PDM

LOL...c'mon, seriously. I just got in and my vision is double/double so I didn't read through the thread.

If that is yours, damn your good.

If it's real, we are fu**ed if he wins.

#218 Right Wing Conspirator,

Have no fear, it's just a Photoshop.

Our nightmare and Kerry's dream.

#215

If your friends willfully turn off their individual instincts of survival and deny the truth, do not allow that to see you make the same compromise to keep this friendship. If they wish to put off the inevitable, that is their individual choice. Sadly one day if they are still living, they will be forced to face not only the truth but act upon it. In the meantime you must always remember that forewarned is forearmed. So keep your vigilance and be prepared for the coming storm.
Sadly too, one day we will be as Moses with our ridiculed arks embarking on a great flood in which many will not survive. If they are not wise enough to prepare, maybe it will someone as you that will be their saving grace.
Of course this kind of willful and dangerous denial also cause many unnecessary deaths.

#196 Husker:

Actually, it's a part of the, err, female anatomy. Not something a normal man would have, so to speak. You're thinking of the menorah, which is the Jewish ceremonial candlestick.

#201 Doug:

Thanks for making a place where all these can be gathered in one spot - much easier to show them to people that way.

Charles, this is an "opposing" pic from DUmb-@$$ Inc. that also "warms" (PUKE) my heart. Look at his face. He looks delusional.

I'm sorry, he is delusional...

(The young lady isn't much better, if it was a young lady from North Korea looking at Kim Il Jung.)

#215 Lady of Shalott (ylreveb)

I spent the evening debating an LLL friend who pinged me a couple of months ago, after 30 years (high school), through classmates.com. It was a hopeless cause that I now regret. I did get a little boost from the mental image proposed by #3 mindless_robot after I joined this thread, but otherwise I too feel a little deflated tonight. Time for another drink. Check out the LA Times poll for a small boost before bedtime.

215 Lady of Shalott

Anyone have any good news to cheer me up? :-(((

You mean the picture for this thread didn't do it? ;-)

Sorry to hear about your friend falling victim to that warped logic. I was just discussing that very topic with a friend over email though. Not only is it sickening to think of the possible suffering and/or deaths that were inflicted upon our soldiers as a direct result of Kerry's treasonous acts, but even if you put that aside, it is the height of arrogance for one disgruntled Navy man to think that he singlehandedly facilitated the end of that war.

As I said in an email a little while ago, my grandfather was a Lt. Colonel in the Marine Corps during Vietnam. Needless to say, he saw and experienced terrible things there. When Kerry announced his candidacy, my grandfather was incensed. He blames Kerry personally for some of the bodies of marines that he saw. I'd love to see John Kerry sit in a room with him and talk about how speaking out was "heroic" and how all of the men over there deserve to be painted with the same brush as Lt. Calley and the other thugs in Charlie Co.

Kim Jung Il...time for bed...nite all.

RWC

The football picture of Kerry is real. The other picture from PDM with Annan in it is Photoshopped.

Well, I guess this is more proof that Kerry is a "masterdebater." First his performance on Thursday, and then this picture; and heck with a wife like Teraaaysa wouldn't you be a "masterdebater" too!!!

hmmm...A man's reach should never excede his grasp.

cue music.. Crack a little smile for me, mon cherie, Jean Kerry.

#28 jonturner
I think that football should be photoshopped green.

Your wish is my command: An admittedly somewhat amateurish effort: Kerry and his own personal little green football. But I think I really matched the colors of Charles' logo pretty good.

#222 Kevin

Eech... that looks like one of those scenes from a B horror film where you know that looming wretch's smile is WAY too wide, the eyes are closed, he now has a deathgrip on his momentarily unsuspecting victim..anytime now the face will morph and she will commence screaming...

#226 NTropy

Aaaarrrggghhh...Kerry must not win.

But on a positive note - I though it was just a bad batch of Viagra that I received because I know I didn't get those results ;-)

Thanks Troy, prototype, applesweet.

That's the hard part, either losing friends or having to hide my strongest convictions. Also, I'm worried sick about what could happen if we lose. And I do live in Manhattan.

The photo IS a classic. Whoever's wife was right; it does look like he's feeling around for something he'll never find.

Caption for the Kerry photo:

"Coach says that if I keep practicing this position, I can move from tight end to wide receiver."

;)

This picture was taken during a campaign speech where Kerry was explaining exactly what he meant when he said we need to get more allies "on board" and how we need to pass the "global test." Then he bent over and said "I am Jean Claude Kerry, and I am reporting for duty and this is how you position yourself for the global test."

Is it what DNC call to "look presidential", or is it what they call nuanced position?

K: "Gimme some of that sweet, sweet lovin' Moma Heinz!"

T: "Comin' right up girlieman!"

Caption:

Kerry demonstrates how he threw his medals away!

How much Vaseline do you think it took to get that football out? And is next week's position on Iraq up there somewhere?

§ § §

Kerry: "Hey, Dubya, whatcha gonna do with that football?"

Bush: "Bend over and I'll show ya!"

(apologies to the National Lampoons franchise)

#207 NTropy

You made my night :-)

Seen GEORGE SOROS' blog?

Boycot jack daniels.

Kerry shortly after receiving one big "pointer" from fellow Massachusetts congressfairy Barney Frank.

In an attempt to be all things to all people, he demonstrated a smarter and better cheerleading technique when someone said "Give me an 'A'"

What is the yellow band kerry wears?

Kerry isn't a flip flopper as many have assumed.

He's a Twister™.

#240 floranista

I'm glad :-D. I aim to please.

#224 Troy Rochford

Your words are poignant.

Maybe in the next debate, Bush should stop the proceedings, and pause about 1/3 the way through the incessant attacks--- then gaze at Mr. Kerry, saying 2 little words: "Jhengis Khan".

Then remind the Sinator, and the audience, who it was that admitted to being a war criminal in 1971--- one who "chopped off heads and arms". And that this same "hero" is uttering similar words today.

He is still giving support and confidence to the enemy--- while demoralizing our troops and POW's.

The debate is about economics, and it is off topic, but he could insert it in there somewhere, I'm sure.

The days of civility are over. War is hell!

#245

It's a LIVESTRONG bracelet. Lance Armstrong is the brains behind it (hence the name). It's all the rage here in Texas, which is why I don't wear one. Not that I think the charity isn't a good one, but you can't tell me that buying a one dollar piece of rubber proves that you care. Besides, I have been wearing my Scott Speicher POW bracelet long before the yellow bracelet came out.

Could someone with experience in debate do me a huge favor and view the first 20 seconds of the debate film at
debatepart1

As Kerry approaches the podium. he's pulling something out of his jacket. He lays in flat in front of him.
Could someone with better eyes and more experience tell me what it is?

#250 sugarcoat
I watched it on your link. Looks like Kerry reached into his jacket pocket, pulled out a folded-up piece of paper, unfolded it and placed it on the podium in front of him. Is this significant in any way? Weren't they allowed to look at notes?

zombie

No they weren't allowed to have notes, but I doubt he would be brazen enough to have pulled notes out. Who knows what it could have been? Not much anyone can do about it now anyway.
T

248 braindirt

Then remind the Sinator, and the audience, who it was that admitted to being a war criminal in 1971--- one who "chopped off heads and arms". And that this same "hero" is uttering similar words today.

Tell that to the retard at post #39 in this thread

#251 zombie

Thanks.

It looked like notes to me, but as notes weren't allowed in the debate, I didn't think that a person could set them on their podium, and not have the moderator say something.

That's what had me wondering, no one said a thing.

Thanks for looking at it.
I'm not a debater, in my world, 'notes is notes'. I was wondering if in a debater's world, 'notes' meant something else.

john 'anklefreezers' kerry needs to stop pretending that he's an average joe: he just ends up up looking like a dickhead.

Hey, nice shot of his "horse's ass" it matches his horse's face. And is there really a difference?

What a dork.

What self respecting player would hike a ball with one hand like that?

JFK (The original) was a very good touch football player and could never be accused of such spastic (no offense to spastic people) lameness.

If he loses the election (please, God) Kerry can always play football for the New Orleans Saints or the Kabul Cameljockey's

This reminds me of Olive Oil (Popeye's girlfriend) when she would get twisted all out of shape.

If one looks closely enough, one can see he is trying to catch the ball.

#246, NTropy:

Like I said, it's the Global Test!

Thanks for the Photoshop!

Note to Kerry: if you stop going into those goofy poses, people will stop throwing footballs at you.

Kerry is trying to win over the athletes the same way he is trying to win over the hunters/shooters by posing with guns. At least he hasn't introduced legislation to ban this particular football the way he has introduced bills to ban one of the guns he was photographed with.

Fox News just had a spokesman on who showed the NRA picture of the poodle labeled as Kerry saying "This dog don't hunt". He talked about how PETA has give Kerry 100% backing because of his past backing of laws that would limit sportsmen's rights. I hope Fox reruns the segment either in the middle of the day or later in the evening. All the sportsmen I know are out hunting geese early this morning and later this afternoon.

Or maybe he's doing the Silly Walk. But that's for the pros; if you're not careful your body could stay like that.

Reading the above comments-I'v haven't stopped laughing
for 30 minutes...

#40 Snake Plissken 10/2/2004 07:23PM PST

"Pull my finger!"

You gotta be from NJ. Love it!!!

LOL Al

222 Kevin P.

Caption for photo:

"You REALLY think I can be the next Monica?"

It must be 4th down. Time to punt.

This is not at all polite, so don't click if you're a mushy, sensitive type...

Good Morning!

#269 Smug Monkey

ROFL! Danged if I haven't made the same observation myself. John Kerry...the special candidate.

Off topic, well maybe still on topic, MO recently voted 71% to ban gay marriage, LA voted aound 80% against gay marriage.
Do these people understand that if jfkerry is elected, this will be the beginning of the end of traditional marriage?
The following is from CNN:

Teresa Heinz Kerry has also helped the Democratic ticket to score points in the gay community. Speaking Wednesday before the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transsexual Caucus, Heinz Kerry wowed the crowd with her declaration that there would be a "a mom in the White House who loves you."
When the audience gave her a standing ovation, she declared, "You can call me Mama T anytime." That prompted chants of "Mama T."
The 2004 Democratic Party platform calls for the "full inclusion of gay and lesbian families in the life of our nation." The platform also repudiates Bush's proposed constitutional amendment, which recently failed in the Senate on a procedural vote, and said the definition of marriage should be left to the states.
Bush's proposal struck a nerve here with many gay delegates, who said it was reason enough to vote for Kerry.
"With John Kerry, we're in a better place to start and make progress than where Bush is on the issue," Falcon said.
Sims and other gay delegates said they take comfort in Kerry's voting record in the Senate, where he has a solid record of supporting civil rights initiatives, and his stated belief that gays and lesbians should have the same legal and health benefits enjoyed by heterosexual couples.
Kerry also voted against the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act, which restricted the federal recognition of marriage to heterosexual couples. Kerry said he voted against that bill because it struck him as "gay bashing."
[Link: www.cnn.com...]

Now we know Kerry's true position on Iraq and national defense.

#215 Lady of Shallot

I used to have Liberal friends... now that they have turned completely against the USA and are now Socialist or Communist I no longer have time for their spewings. Remember they are totally against anything For the USA.

I hope you can cut your fiend loose. Now.

remix of kerry photo

1. The usual necessary position for a democrat to high-five the national press corps.

2. Knock it off, Kerry, you've already got Andrew Sullivan's endorsement.

3. John Kerry finally clarifies and illustrates how exactly he would get the French on our side.

4. John Kerry or Jim Carrey, either way, you know somebody's talking out of his ass.

5. "How can a man lead the free world if he can't even get 'I'm a Little Teapot' right?"

6. Kerry initially tried to beg off playing football. "The last time I did this, I turned orange for three days."

7. Kerry later explained that "War is like football... if you don't have a decisive victory in the first quarter, quit the field and go home."

8. Kerry answers the question, "Show us one thing you can do that Michael Moore can't."

9. Where's a pissed-off billy goat when you need one?

10. And all CJ could say when he saw this picture was, "What the f***?"

Is this called a "Reach Around"?

"C'mon Edwards, let me put it in this time."