good lord and butter, the hell is that

I don't understand why his staff doesn't tell him to knock this off. JFK1 was persuasively athletic. JFK2, not so much.

And another Purple Heart on the way...

NOOO!!!

NOT THE HAIR!

Well, really in his defense...

No, there is no defense. Never mind.

The photographer better pray that the "democrats don't win". There could be heck to pay. Yuk yuk.

He's afraid of the goddamned ball.

Yeah, I want this guy leading the WoT(MA).

He's a natural, ain't he?

Well, at least it's physically possible for his face to move.

gravity is just not kind to sKerry.

Been there, blogged that... 40 hours ago.

Kerry Gives Head - Laughs Ensue

Audio on site, too.

Time to get more botox.

OT: Al Gorebot Says Bush Governs from 'Love of Power'

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

But, he won 3 Purple Hearts...

Just when I thought the football picture, or bouncing a 49 ft pitch in Fenway to almost the backstop was bad enough...we have Captain Ed's next photo caption contest - I bet he won't wait until Friday with this beauty.

Captions:

1. Presidential candidate John Kerry demonstrates his strategy for balancing global issues.

2. "The ball is funny," thought Krista, "but the 'kick me' sign on his back is priceless."

3. "This reminds me of the soccer games we used to play when I served in Vietnam."

4. "I understand if you tip his head back," Sheila told her friend, "his neck dispenses Pez candies."

5. "The Ladywood Girls' Soccer team says they're tough, " Intoned Senator Kerry. "To the girls of Ladywood, I say Bring It On."

BTW, Why does Te-rasie-a let him out in public with that stupid jacket? (It's the same one from the "Dead End" pic!) I mean, are faux N.E. fisherman's jackets "in" in Beantown or something?
:-~

#1 Jewels (AKA Julian) - good lord and butter, what the hell is that?

Why, he just graduated from Hogwarts and is showing off his levitation skills! Er...uh...and it hurts when he levitates things, thus the nutty look on his face?

on topic: Bush, Kerry Exchange Bitter Words on Iraq

[Link: apnews.myway.com...]

why do I get the feeling that a Kerry defeat will go something like this? [Link: www.khaaan.com...]

...and his hair was perfect.

Gag, his face looks ready for his own open-casket viewing.

The looks on the faces of the people behind him are priceless -

"Jimmy is sooo dead - he just beaned Gramps!"

20 nagasaki_hata - Gag, his face looks ready for his own open-casket viewing.

BLEH. That was my first thought too. Great, now we all have to know what Kerry looks like dead :oP

At least he's not wearing the lipstick and blush he wore in the debates. Not that there is anything wrong with transgender experimentation. I've heard his daughters do it. And I think it's great he loves them despite that. You know, their transgender experimentation.

Not sure which is funnier, the picture or the comments!
ROFLMAO!

"Ongoing" is right.

Though Kerry scored three goals to help Yale University's soccer team defeat Harvard in 1966, his Scottish soccer coach once told him not to "diddle with the ball," a scolding that led to the nickname "the Diddler."

"When the Man Comes Around" 

Best George W Bush flash movie ever. Rough tough stuff.

Check him for a pulse! With those sunken eyes you'd almost think he was dead or damn close to it.

#14 - love of power...

So, does that mean that Gore suffers from power envy?

Seriously, if Gore ever achieved real power, I'm sure he would just snap: General, push the g***mn button or I'll hack your arm off and push it for you.

I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but Indymedia UK is whining:

[Link: solidarity.indymedia.org.uk...]

Declaration
in Support of the Indymedia Network
and Against the Seizure of its Servers

Preface:
Indymedia is a global media network that provides open space to publish challenging, independent reporting, with emphasis on political and social justice issues. The Indymedia network is based upon principled mutual aid and voluntary participation, maintaining openly accessible newswires with the capacity for anyone to publish texts, images, audio, and video.

On 7 October, 2004, hard drives from two Indymedia servers were seized from the London office of a US-owned web hosting company, Rackspace, at the request of the US Justice Department, apparently in collaboration with Italian and Swiss authorities.

The seizure of the hard drives in London shut down an Indymedia radio station and around 20 different Indymedia websites including those serving Ambazonia, Uruguay, Andorra, Poland, Western Massachusetts, Nice, Nantes, Lilles, Marseille, Euskal Herria (Basque Country), Liege, East and West Vlaanderen, Antwerpen, Belgrade, Portugal, Prague, Galiza, Italy, Brazil, UK, and parts of Germany Indymedia.

a thought occurs.
Ya know how, the more people posture themselves to look a certain way (cool comes to mind), the more likely it is that they just flat out aren't that way?... Why all the pictures of John Kerry playing sports and holding guns? Also, the pictures of John Kerry looking interesting and alive come to mind.

his detail guys prolly did not know whether dive in front of that or laugh their asses off...

this guy is a horrid candidate. the press is universally willing to... well, there is a scene in Team America that sums up what the press is willing to do for him... and he still can't keep images like this from coming out... he seems to think they are making him look good...

around the house we have a term for it actually: "vigor" only you say it with a heavy boston accent as "john kerry is a man of vigah."

Yeah, my reaction was similar to the rest of yours'... "what, the botox gave out?"

He looks seventy years old... note the sunken mouth, the curled lips that make it look like his teeth aren't quite in place.

Yick. I wonder who is to blame for this shot? We know it isn't Kerry, it never is...

And how do professional sports writers describe Kerry's athletic abilities?

From Sports Illustrated:

Kerry didn't go all the way out to the mound. Perhaps he took a touch of advice from aides who had seen him warm up. He stopped maybe 45 feet from home plate. From there he threw the first pitch.

I say "threw" in the kindest possible way. Here's what Kerry did: He raised his right arm to its full height. From up there, in an athletic movement seldom seen on a baseball field, he let the stiffened arm fall forward. At the same time, he splayed open his fingers in a way that allowed the ball to fall out. It bumped against the ground short of the catcher and in the right-hand batter's box.

Not only dead Democrats vote, they play soccer as well.

#29: Norwegian kafir

Oh the horror. I'm cancelling next summer's trip to Ambazonia. Isn't that where Phoembix is?

#26 dennisw
"Rough tough stuff."

Thanks for the goosebumps.
I don't know what it is but when the Dub looks like he's holding back tears he looks even tougher than when he's frowning.

haven't seen that face since cameron frye impersonated sloane peterson's dad in ferris bueller's day off...

#34 - Asylum Aleikum

You stole my words! I literally thought he had died and been audio-animatronicized by the Disney people. He looked better as a tele-tubby.

My blog has made a living parodying Kerry with photoshop alterations, and he has indeed cut into the opportunities with his own idiocy, your right Charles. As far as the captioning of this one,... the face is his worrying about his $1000 haircut.

#26 dennisw

re When the Man Comes Around
Dennis - It's Excellent! Thanks!

Geepers 25,

In Canada we call child molesters 'diddlers'

his handlers must stop him from this foolish fancies he has of himself being athletic. He really looks like a dork.

#26 Thanks for that moving link.

Kerry's nickname was "Diddler"?

Oh man. That just made my mean spirited, snickering day.

#26

But I thought Kerry was supposed to be the messiah, not Bush.
[/do I really need to mention that was sarcastic]

For some reason that song never gets on the radio. I don't really know why. The station I listen to plays other christian music, and they play other cash that's just as "countryish".

To see the people laughing and smiling in the background is priceless. :P

Somebody sent me the old lame picture of GWB looking through the binoculars with the lens covers on. I have seen a similar one of Kerry but could not find it to send back. Anyone have a link to it? I searched Google, but could not find it.

Maybe Kerry should stay away from bowling alleys.

The girl on the right is priceless.
I can read her mind.

"WTF !?!?"

"Integrity...integrity...integrity..."

Here's a thought...Anyone artistic enough to create the Count from Sesame Street with Skerry's face? Then we would have Count Skerry! Can't you just hear him..."Can you help me to count Mama T's money? How high can you count? Let's try it...1million, 2 million, 3 million,...whoops I meant to say billions. Let's try it again. 1 billion, 2 billion,..." Just add a little Transylvania accent and that vampire will be right in season for Halloween! Maybe we could add a clove of garlic and he might just dry up and turn to dust on 11/3! Any potential? Mama T could be flying around in the background howling at the moon What do you all think?

48 - JAB

I was thinking hockey rinks... but bowling alleys work just as well.

16/Belize042,

LOL, beer spew on keyboard ...

"Humina humina humina humina..."

#47 Old Norm

There's a picture of Clinton "looking" through binoculars with the lens caps on, but I'm not aware of any such picture featuring Bush. Or Lurch for that matter.

Especially love the arthritic looking hands as he tries to keep them from protecting his balls.

#47 Old Norm
Yea, the one of Bush with Binoculars with the cover on is bogus. It was PS.
Bush is an outdoorsman, not just a talker. You'd never catch him in spandex.

"INCOMING!!!"

#51
"I have 1...2...3...plans... Ah ha ha ha hah."

Wow, that has to be rough on the hair.

O/T but very hot:

Nemazee Denies Regime Links, Repudiates Kerry

Kerry Iranian Fund-Raiser Repudiates Him on Tehran

The WorldNet Daily
Exclusive Report

Under oath, warns Islamic regime can't be trusted with nuke
material

October 18, 2004

Under oath, Sen. John Kerry's chief Iranian-American
fund-raiser repudiated the presidential candidate's policy
of accommodation toward Tehran, declaring the Islamic
regime should not be trusted with nuclear materials.

Hassan Nemazee, 54, a New York investment banker and former
board member of a pro-Tehran lobby, delivered a one-hour
deposition today in New York City in a million defamation
lawsuit against Aryo Pirouznia, leader of the Student
Movement Coordination Committee for Democracy in Iraq.

Nemazee charges Pirouznia with defamation of character for
accusing him of being an Iranian government agent. In a
countersuit, Pirouznia contends that supporters of the
cleric-led regime are funneling hundreds of thousands of
dollars to the Kerry campaign.

In his deposition today, Nemazee acknowledged he has raised
about $500,000 for Kerry.

But he said if the Democratic nominee had asked him his
view of the Iranian regime, he would have said it should be
trusted with no other intention than to build nuclear
weapons.

Jerome Corsi, a consultant to Pirouznia, attended the
videotaped deposition and described it as "explosive."

"We should have a transcript and videotape of it soon; it
will be very important for the American people to see
this," said Corsi, who also is co-author of the best-seller
challenging Kerry's Vietnam War record and post-war
activism, "Unfit for Command."

Pirouznia will work closely with Corsi on a new book about
the Iranian-Kerry connection, "Atomic Islam," to be
published by WND Books in 2005.

Despite top Iranian officials openly calling for the
development of nuclear weapons ...

Is it just me, or does sKerry seem to wear the same blue shirt and tan khaki pants every day? I swear every photo-op of him has him wearing this same get-up...

Despite top Iranian officials openly calling for the
development of nuclear weapons within the next four months
and overwhelming confirmation from intelligence, Kerry has
been insisting as president he would provide Tehran with
nuclear fuel as long as it is used only for peaceful
purposes.

During the first presidential debate, Kerry said, "I think
the United States should have offered the opportunity to
provide the nuclear fuel, test them, see whether or not
they were actually looking for it for peaceful purposes."

The same policy of accommodation toward Iran's nuclear
aspirations is outlined on Kerry's campaign website.

Today, when questioned about the nature of the Islamic
regime, Nemazee admitted it was sympathetic to terrorism
and presented a threat to the world and the United States.

Nemazee warned that Kerry should do nothing to lend
credibility to the regime and that normalizing relations
with Iran would be a mistake.

The Iranian-American banker said he would be delighted to
see regime change in Tehran.

He said the half a million dollars raised for Kerry
included contributions from people in his building at 770
Park Ave. in New York City and from personal friends.

Nemazee said, however, he could not explain the
inconsistency of having been a board member of the
American-Iranian Council, which is on record in support of
normalizing relations with Tehran.

Nominated as U.S. ambassador to Argentina by President
Clinton in 1999, Nemazee eventually withdrew after a former
partner raised allegations of business improprieties, WND
previously reported.

In addition to nuclear accommodation, Kerry has embraced
other key positions held by wealthy Iranian-Americans
lobbying for Tehran, including ending the finger printing
of Iranian visitors to the U.S; expanding "family reunion"
visas to allow more immigration; offering a "dialogue" with
the cleric regime; and helping Iran join the World Trade
Organization.

Pirouznia, noting "America is incredibly popular with the
Iranian masses," says Kerry's policy is "a grave mistake
for a short-term benefit."

[Link: www.wnd.com...]

He's meeelting away!

tereeeza must have inadvertently pulled the plug out of the back of his head...

Does his hair ever move? I just had another thought; could that be his Halloween mask?

I wish that they could print up life-sie posters with that picture on it, and put them all over the place, but OTOH, it might be too traumatic for the children of America, who are used to monsters on a TV screen, not one who almost resembles a human instead of a cartoon figure..wait a minute..he is 2 things rolled into one that big and freaky...a monster and a cartoon.

Anyone with small children? Please don't let them see that picture!

They say that your face reflects your life...oy!

Kerry is planning on going hunting this weekend.

One word of advice for his press corps: DUCK!

I know, that was way too long. Sorry.

It's Futbol, the global game, not soccer.

--- John Forbes L'Kerry

God , please forgive me ,but he looks like he's competing in the special Olympics.

#57 Rayra

Cahill is going to have a stroke

Botox Boy looks like he is in the middle of having one.

Sort of makes photshop obsolete.

Sheeesh people, that poor ball is only trying to mind meld with him. It looks like it gave up and bounced off into the sunset.

#68 Rayra

I happen to looove my Cabelas canvas jacket. It's the only one I'll wear!

Gads...

#56

Where are you from? I'm just curious because I know a couple of Roark families in Tennessee.

Compare sKerry to George Bush:
[Link: www.deskpicture.com...]

#69 Licthy-

Um.. I bet this doesn't help with the Latino vote, though.

#28 Brent

Does that mean Gore suffers from "power Envy" ?

Ya think so ?

Some photos of Kerry's other attempts at playing sports:

Image: r1713279048.jpg

Image: r1883463487.jpg

Image: r2729751812.jpg

[Link: story.news.yahoo.com...]
 

#70--i hope God forgives you cause i wont--that was tooo low guy

#77

hmm...Why is it that W actually looks like he might have picked up a football sometime in the years before this campaign?

The Kerry soccer pic is truly awful.

Reminder, we don't do "Special Olympics" jokes here.

OMG! LMAO! The Sandy

now I know why they felt the need to put W on a special olympics poster, to offset kerry

58/theparson,

didn't know that, but I'm not surprised. I know W takes the "vision thing" pretty seriously - the PhotoShop prank explains it

And he should stop using sports analogies if he can't even apply them in practice:

"That doesn't mean you should take your eye off the ball ...

"Kerry reveals his superpowers to his supporters: When he gets really angry, he transforms into Bill Bixby"

William #80:

I think I said this the last time you posted those priceless pictures of the football hero, but he looks like he is filming a dockers commercial not running for president.

Here is a real athlete

Mistaking the ball for a full moon, John kerry blows his cover and reveals himself as the Dark Lord of Armaggedon.

Image: 05.jpg

Off topic but an good sign.

He is such a man, no person. Why are his eyes always closed when he is sporting? You are supposed to keep your eye on the ball!! (-:

[Link: healingiraq.blogspot.com...]

More where that came from-forgive me but this makes me smile.

Why am I reminded of the "golf" scene in Animal House?

The soccer game was going well until someone accidentally opened The Ark of the Covenant.

Game - Where did Skerry lose his flip-flops??? Go to [Link: www.superlaugh.net...] Maybe you can find his hiding place at a rally for him and the Breck Boy. The inteligence of these people are a natural constituent base for him in Florida!

#89 J. Lichty

I didn't know Bush played rugby! That's great.

Give blood - play rugby.

Looking at this picture reminds me of when I first glanced at Charles' "French Antisemitism Watch" topic two floors down from this one.

At first glance it registered in my mind as:

"French Antihistamine Watch"

In another embarrassing public gaffe for Kerry, the candidate spontaneously orgasms due to his latent soccer ball fetish.

How 'bout his ongoing tax evasion:

Remember the classic 1970s comic routine from Steve Martin? You can make a million dollars and pay no taxes. First, get a million dollars. Then when the IRS comes knocking on your door demanding to know why you didn't pay your taxes, just remember two simple words: "I forgot."

Well, John Kerry has his own version. It goes like this: You can make a billion dollars and pay almost no taxes. First, marry a billionaire. Second, hire a gaggle of tax accountants and lawyers to bring your tax rate down to about half what many middle-income families pay. Except for John Kerry, this is no gag; it's reality. According to the Kerrys' own tax records, and they have not released all of them, the couple had a combined income of $5.51 million last year and paid $704,227 in income taxes. That means their effective tax rate was a whopping 12.8%. And it was all (presumably) done legally.

Link

That's right! THK released her 2003 tax return (or rather two pages of it) last Friday. Tar-ray-zuh paid tax at a rate of 12.4%. That's less than:

All Taxpayers (2001) = 14.2%
Top 1% = 27.5%
Top 10% = 21.4%
Top 25% = 18.1%
Top 50% = 15.9%

Yeah, let's increase the tax rates BECAUSE THE EMPRESS won't pay more!!! Biatch!!!

"FIRE BAD!! COMMIE KICKBALL GOOD!!"

OT but so funny you might actually for real die laughing.

Chad

Live Blogging: Democrat Voter Registration Scandal

[Link: www.littletinylies.com...]

This guy is the funniest guy I have ever read on a blog. Really

Someone hasw got to photoshop that soccerball into a "little green football"! Thwack! Take that you turd!

Sorry, Roark (#56)

I think his hands are more like the classic 'photos' of Bigfoot...

EagleStock (#77),

You'll like this (if you haven't seen it before):

Nine Innings

And welcome aboard.

Kerry need a break bad, but his plan backfired when his public doppleganger turned out to be a homeless guy on PCP.

#63 madfish

Is it just me, or does sKerry seem to wear the same blue shirt and tan khaki pants every day?

Insert Sixth Sense reference here (Bruce Willis wore the same outfit almost the whole movie because...)

Kerry is so sunken eyed they really should check for brain damage..

John Kerry's Hairdresser today was admitted to Cedar Sinai Hospital after an incident involving the above picture and a can of "Aqua-Net".

I'm in love with the photographer! (I reserve the right to withdrawal this statement or "flip" on it if photographer ends up being someone of my own sex, of course)

#88 Protagonist.
lol. I used to love that show.

Rayra, nice.

True to form, he has it exactly backwards. Will be using that photo at practice tomorrow to show the kids bad heading technique.

Repeat after me: "Eyes open, mouth closed"

Advice he'd do well to follow in most matters.

* * *

By the way, I'm voting Dem for the Kerry Tax Plan. Not his. HERS!

Ive seen that face before... It was on the X-Files a few years ago (before that show jumped the shark)

It was the faceless aliens during Scully and Mulder's last season. They were the good aliens I think. They burned all the cigarrette smoking guy's buddies with these little metal sticks. Anyways, Kerry looks like one of them.

To re-use a comment I saw somewhere else (don't remember where), it looked funnier before the ball got photoshopped in.

Although the Hairpiece Monsters from Valerion 3 had steadly been gaining power over our society for years, they suffered a huge setback when an unexpected headblow caused one of the host organisms to rebel against its master.

Yet Another Kerry Pic

In this one, see if you can figure out what the hell is that mysterious horizontal object at "hip" level...

(photo c/o Drudge)

Is Kerry deliberately trying to remind us of Count Dukoo?

I almost feel bad for him...

He looks so pathetic and clueless.

He is just a pussy.

I'm sorry; he just IS.

Eyes Wide Shut?

October 15, 2004
John Edwards Stole my Flu Shot

[Link: www.littletinylies.com...]

#110 Rayra

Excellent link! Thanks so much (love the pic of the little girl (with her precious school supplies) and the woman soldier.

Jackass plays soccer about as well as he recites transliterated Hebrew. Today in Florida he told Jewish supporters he stood at Masada and yelled "Am Yisrahehl hi". The tin sound coming off CNN made my ears hurt.

Replace the soccer ball with Tereza and a rolling pin.

QueenEsther -

You sure it wasn't "I'm really high"?

My 10 year old daughter looked at this and said "He looks like he is dead. Plus, you're not supposed to head the ball with your eyes closed. Does he really think because he heads the ball he'll get more voters?"

Smart little lizard.

Long Time Lurker--first post

As a surprise to long time cult-horror fans, the Director's Cut of Manos, the Hands of Fate features a light-hearted scene of Torgo playing soccer.

I think I said this the last time you posted those priceless pictures of the football hero, but he looks like he is filming a dockers commercial not running for president.

Don't be so hard on Dockers!

;-)
 

#120 Frank IBC

Egads, he's had that stick up his ass for so long it's coming out the other side.

Careful John, we don't want to splash Botox all over the place now do we.

After 2 1/2 years of unprecedented social upheaval and near-Caligulian misgovernance, constitutients rejoice as President Kerry is pelted to death with "commie kickballs".

#131 Protagonist

You shouldn't insult Torgo by comparing him to sKerry. The Master would not approve!

;)

QueenEsther (#127)

Today in Florida he told Jewish supporters he stood at Masada and yelled "Am Yisrahehl hi".

Firstly, ick.

Secondly, he's such a liar. I don't believe that for a second. Everything about him is contrived.

You'll like this (if you haven't seen it before):

Nine Innings

HBO must have made them remove the video -- it's gone.

If somone is willing to host it, I have the RealPlayer version of the promo video (6.3MB, 4 minutes 30 seconds long).

As we are in prime baseball season, it would be a great video for people to see.
 

#47 Old Norm

I thought the Bush binoculars one was proven to not be a lens cover---

I think the other was off Clinton? Not Kerry?

William (#138),

I noticed that. Probably since it's "Now Playing" as it were.

If you spot [Engineer] ask him about hosting it.

Here you go, the HBO video promo for Nine Innings:

Click Here to View

(Sorry, Microsoft Windows users only).
 

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

1) WTF!

2) You talkin' ta me?

3) I said stop it!

4) What are you lookin' at?

5) Oh god, I don't feel well

6) Leave me alone!

7) Got a swig?

It's Odo from "Star Trek :Deep Space Nine!

Separated at birth?

"One lump or two?"

/Loony Toons

Grandpa Kerry absentmindedly wanders onto the soccer field and gets his lights knocked out by a hard shot to the head, to the delight of all.

While heavy rain moves slowly down the coast in California tomorrow, reaching the LA area late in the day and evening, Indian Summer rains in Texas, with much of the state enjoying temperatures 32 to 35C (about 90 to 95F), only 4 days after a chilly 10C morning in Houston.

Meanwhile, severe weather in the Tennesee and mid-Mississippi valleys

#143 Wilson

Wow. I got goose bumps. Excellent!

"Don't bounce it, or they'll boo ya." :)

Whoa, #146 -- same thought, same time.

You can almost hear the girl to the right sputtering with incredulous laughter.

Sorry - WILLIAM. Not Wilson.

Thanks for the pic #147

#120 Frank IBC

ROFL...Saw that pic earlier on Drudge, didn't notice the "extra" appendage...(Then again, I try to avert my eyes from that part of his anatomy as much as possible...shudder...)

Here's another showcasing his "athleticism"...

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/2167/r2979450366.j pg

Does that mean he is saying he is an Israeli

/Hebrew impaired

William (#143),

Thank you sir.

Angry Aussie Football Player Knocks Wig Off Peggy Kerry

#155: good heavens. That just isn't natural. Dollars to donuts Sen. Pele's voice is an octave or three higher for the next few days.

Who puts these pictures out on the wires? I gotta thank 'em!

Not tonight Tere$$$a...I have a headache

#137 zulubaby 

Firstly, ick.

Secondly, he's such a liar. I don't believe that for a second. Everything about him is contrived.

Every single G'd forsaken thing. Google news shows he apparently did go. BUT - on the CNN report tonight, he told of climbing up Masada, yelling "am Yisrahehl hi" down to the soldiers below - and hearing it echo back. Give. Me. A. Break.

Maybe Frank IBC is right - he had to've been high.

#110 Rayra
Those are great pics - Thanks for posting the link!
Amazing how there are so many SMILES in Iraq, and no, we won't be seeing THOSE on the news.

#77
Thanks for the great photo link! May I say: We have a STUD for a President.

There's a great post at Drudge right now of the silky pony dolling himself up.

#156 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C 
 

Does that mean he is saying he is an Israeli

/Hebrew impaired

Depends on where you're from. On Earth, it means "The People of Israel lives". But on planet Indymedia, it apparently means "Kerry is another Israel stooge"

God. I grew up playing soccer in a Suck League, by which I mean they had to play you at least two quarters no matter how bad you were, and even *I* can tell that's not how you do a headball.

I shudder to think of how he would execute a throw-in, or, G-d help us all, a punt.

P.S. #136
HI-KEEBA! Always great to see another MSTie.

165 happyCamper

I didn't want to bring up that Breck girl footage over at Drudge 'cause I know folks here don't like to have Drudge stuff pointed out. But that is some seriously funny shit. I don't believe I've ever seen a grown man play with his locks quite as lovingly as he does.

Another vain, shallow, self absorbed liberal.

QueenEsther, it's the

yelling "am Yisrahehl hi" down to the soldiers below

that I'm not buying. However, I'm sure it's seared into his memory. The man is a dork and I'm starting to believe that he's a pathological liar too. Give me a break, is right. If he becomes president I won't slash my wrists but I may have to drink a lot.

Sorry folks for my ignorance of Hebrew, but what exactly does that line mean?...

Wait... let me guess...going way out on a limb here...it's Kerry pretending to be JFK again and saying the Hebrew equivalent of Ich bin ein Berliner?

He really does try too hard.

Slim (#168),

Come on, you knows there's footage of Cheney doing exactly the same thing. ;-)

"As your president , I will not take my eye off the ball" "There was no ball, I saw it then I didn't see it"

#169 zulubaby

I'll be drinkin with you Zulu, but only to toast GWB's victory!

Get a load of this -- Kerry goes up there to argue. With an Israeli, an expert, about his own history. The arrogance!

I will never forget a moment on top of Masada, when I stood on that great plateau where the oath of new soldiers used to be sworn against the desert backdrop and the test of history. I had spent several hours with Yadin Roman debating whether or not Josephus Flavius was correct in his account of the siege--whether these really were the last Jews fighting for survival--whether they had escaped since no remains were ever found. After our journey through history--which we resolved with a vote in favor of history as recorded--we stood as a group at the end of the cliff and altogether we shouted across the chasm--across the desert--Am Yisrael Chai. And across the silence we listened as voices came back--faintly we heard the echo of the souls of those who perished--Am Yisrael Chai. The State of Israel lives. The people of Israel live.

About Masada

QueenEsther, unbelievable. He's such a pompous ass, I can't stand it. He's an authority on every subject. Ugh.

That man is so astoundingly physically awkward.

He even looks ridiculous when he attempts some PDA with his wife. It usually looks like he has her in a weak head lock and she is trying to squirm away.

If I had my own personal 527, I would make an ad of him attempting various sports, set to some goofy music like 'Eye of the Tiger'

Further proof about how phony he is. Fortunately, athleticism is not something you can fake.

Yikes. That would make one helluva scary Halloween mask.

Sorry for the Drudge post - but I can't resist! An article there says that Kerry's been excommunicated from the Church!

[Link: www.cwnews.com...]

Kerry said to be excommunicated

Los Angeles, Oct. 18 (CWNews.com) - A consultant to the Vatican has said Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry has incurred the penalty of excommunication from the Catholic Church.

The consultant made his statement in a highly unusual letter to Marc Balestrieri, a Los Angeles canon lawyer who formally sued John Kerry in ecclesiastical court for heresy.

QueenEsther, a very funny comment from the 'Arafat Endorses Kerry' thread:

Imagine that! A Muslim endorsing for President of the United States a person with Jewish lineage who is now facing excommunication from the Catholic Church. Now that's what I call diversity!

#165- happy camper

When I saw Edwards primping like that I just screamed EEEWWWwww! I hate guys who primp. YUK. I don't spend as much time on my hair in a week, as he did in that short clip. And I'm a girl! I knew he was an oily character, but he's a "girlie-man" too. blechh!

I've blogged extensively on the excommunication story:

NOW OFFICIAL: John Kerry, et al, excommunicated from the Catholic Church

Zulu -- LOL! nighty-night :)

Kerry has been Excommunicated from the Catholic Church.

If he Has been excommunicated, does that mean the annullment from the first marriage is invalid and the children from his first wife are no longer bastards?

He is a bouy gone adrift. His current position means nothing.

YOU'LL NEVER PLAY FOR ARSENAL!!

"Those who try too hard to be with it,
soon find they're without it."--Noel Coward

I think we should vote for Kerry.

If he has the superpowers to make objects hover in the air like that, he can surely get the French and Germans on our side.

Heh...I'm reminded of a store display from years ago. In the vacuum cleaner section, there was this statue of a seal, with a vacuum cleaner hose coming out the top of the head - it blew a column of air on which a ball was balanced, like what a trained seal would do...

{gnungk gnungk gnungk}

^ ^ ^ ^
pathetic attempt to transcribe seal "barks"

1. Wilson never forgave Kerry for leaving him to die in that rice paddy in 'Nam. Finally, Wilson had his revenge.

2. Not only is Mary Cheney a lesbian, but her spike is deadly.

3. The hazards of playing soccer while passing a kidney stone.

4. Always remember the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! Not unlike Kerry's political career.

5. Looking at his face in this picture, it is easy to understand why Tuhrayzuh's such a frigid little bitch.

6. The Earth's fate was sealed when the alien probe's first contact with the human race was John Kerry demanding, ``Do You Know Who I am? Pull my finger!''

7. "Soccer? Damn near killed her!"

8. "So, are any of you chicks lesbians? You know Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. Lots of lesbians like soccer, but I don't know if Dick Cheney's daughter does... even though she's a lesbian."

9. Three minutes later, Kerry was dead, Hillary was the nominee, and Pip was going to prison for a long, long time. (Obscure reference for South Park fans)

10. "Oh, no... it's a bowling ball... arrrgh!"

P.S. Found an eminently captionable Kerry Photo this morning, and did it on my blog.

Uggh. The thought of Kerry desecrating Masada is too much to bear.

Did he do a photo op at the deli at the tram summit station, with a chopped liver sandwich and felafel?

OK, I don't remember if there was actually any restaurant up there, but it sounds like something he would do.

Man, his face has moved farther left than his politics !

I DON'T miss head balls, the F@%^$#&*^) forward can't pass!

Reminds me of Kevin Nealon of SNL imitating Pat Sumerall.

My apologies in advance to anybody who tosses their breakfast because of this, but here is a hilarious video of John Edwards fussin' over his hair.

[Link: slate.msn.com...]

Don't say I didn't warn you...

172/Geepers

Come on, you knows there's footage of Cheney doing exactly the same thing. ;-)

Yeah, but you don't see him fussing over his hair.

Bad publicity not always good.
As a former and current player, his form is terrible and embarrassing.
You never close your eyes, until it hits, and you use the top portion of forehead, not top of the head.
He lost the soccer vote.
LMAO

A couple of seasons ago...my lot would've snapped up a dumbkopf like that in an instant...fortunately our luck and results have got a lot better!

Kerry's not the only one to fumble the ball. Here's a golden oldie from Canookland Robert Stanfield

I wonder if the football was green...

It looks like Thurston Howell III finally made it off the island to play some soccer...

Thanks, Charles, great for my dieting! I'm sure I won't be eating for a looong time. By God, this creature is ugly. Argh

Here is a whole collection of Kerry's pathetic attempts at pandering to sports fans. He is now believed to have cursed the Green Bay Packers.

Football Fans for Truth

A little OT Hat Tip Sean Gleason

We Are So Sorry...

Seen This?

#282 Update

OT Again
Hat Tip Sean Gleason
So Sorry...
Seen this (new one)

Damn, did I ever miss the obvious caption...

11. "Ah, yes, this reminds me of watching the Michigan Buckeyes play at Lambert field." Just how hard did that ball hit his head, anyway?

Shazam, Shazam, Shazam.

Is that John Kerry or Jim Neighbors?

Symbolizing John Kerry's post convention bounce. Headed up, then left, and down.

36 Zaideh

Seeing Mister Bush holding back crying sometimes makes me cry, instead.

Oh! You gotta see this! Damn near spewed a very good lunch all over the monitor.

What a bleedin' dork!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Hey, it beats "Diddler"!

ahaha. ahaha.aha. aha. heehe.

God I needed that.

Charles, Kerry deserves his own slideshow. Really.

According to Real Clear Politics poll updates, Bush now down in Florida by 1 and Ohio by 2.

This picture made my day, in fact I think it would have cost 'jfk' the election in all 'sucker' nations!

He is really a 'great' sportsman. *g*

YOU'LL NEVER PLAY FOR ARSENAL!!

To #185...nor my 'pool, nor even West Brom at this point...ROFL

...or even for my club team, I would not have him, as the gaffer meself!

(not bad for a 'septic' eh mate?!)