I feel PREEETTTYYY!!! I feel PREEETTTYYY! I fell pretty, and witty and Briiight!!!

And I pity, any girl who isn't me toniiiggghhht!!!

They live by the belief that it's not what you say, but how good you look saying it.

Ugh. He looks like he could be a real asshole -- when he's not giving his bullshitting smile. Looks kinda sinister as he's making himself beautiful.

I can picture his wife beating on the bathroom door -- "HURRY UP, DAMMIT!!"

Reply: "Just a minute, fatass!"

I could not help of think about old school My Little Pony

All thats missing is the clip in gems...

He is more interested in his look that the safety of the Nation! Get a life John Edwards!

Fritz's Thoughts

Wow. Laura Ingrahm needs to be informed of this.

I only saw the first few seconds before I lost the connection. How could he let himself be photographed that way?

PAUL KRUGMAN, with no evidence whatsoever, claims that it is inevitable that George Bush will reinstate the Draft.

I am anxious to see this - it won;t play on my machine. Any technical advice? What format is this movie in?

I didn't fuss that much with my hair as a teenager. What is it with Dems and their hair...Clinton, Kerry, Edwards?

Assistant: Mr. Vice-President, the President's been shot!

HairboyV-P: I'll be right ou-out!!

#5...you beat me to it!

Just remember, it's now how you feel, it's how...you...look...and you look mahvelous!

Now I have another reason to vote for Dick Cheney...just look at him and GWB: these guys don't waste time on their hair.

I'd like to see him strangled by Rula Lenska.

Oh yeah, makes me feel real safe: The potential leaders of the free world are more worried about looking like JFK wannabes than the issues that plague this nation. After all, who cares if you're spewing a constant stream of bullsh*t if you look good while doing it?

Cue a patented Nodrog snarky comment in 3...2...1...

I'm sure Gordon will be here any minute to accuse Charles of being a hypocrite. After all, republicans have hair too!

Zulubaby -

Er, not Cheney and Rove, that's for sure. :)

what a flippin' pretty boy.

What was that note on the site about Harry Schearer? Isn't he a big Left-leaner? (Aside from a voice-over genius, of course.)

After each debate, I asked my mother-in-law (another big-Lefty) if she saw the debates. Of course, she had... at which point I'd say, "Didn't Senator Kerry/Edwards look great? He looked sooo handsome."

lol!

Peter

They don't call him "The Breck Girl" for nothing.

But how in the hell did this get out to the public?!

#9

First,you are OT

Second, you link to a site that requires registration.

Schmuck

OT: 21 People arrested protesting at Bush Campaign Headquarters In Arlington, VA.

"We are here to protest the failures of the Bush administration's AIDS policies," Cordero said. "There are 40,000 new infections per year in the United States, more people uninsured, more people who need housing."

How about people take stepes to protect themselves from AIDS and why is it MY responsibility to provide insurance and housing? It is the age old question I know, but these a-holes get airtime and it drives me crazy!!!

Wow is this guy a woman or what...when you go to work, sure you want to look your best, but he seemed almost enthraled by his own hair to the point that he couldnt stop looking/primping himself...

To quote Pacino in The Devil's Advocate...

"Vanity, it's my favorite sin"

You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you.

He flips his bangs more than Senator Kerry flips his position.

Frank IBC, I'm not naming names ;-)

Remember, right after he put Edwards on the ticket, Kerry tried to feign a sens of humor by saying they had better hair than Bush/Cheney.

#22 -

Did you drink vinegar for breakfast or something?

"There are 40,000 new infections per year"

Guess poeple having unprotected sex and shooting up heroin is Bush's fault...who knew>??

Well now we have a perfect chance to lampoon the Democratic choice for VP - after all - didn't Kerry already remark on how their side had "better hair"

But don't hold your breath waiting for this gem to make it onto the CBS evening news - its not like Bush reading My Pet Goat for 7 minutes or anything

Its just a pompous trial lawyer fussing with his hair like a lovestruck teenager about to go on HER first date

Nice compact John - does it come in pink?

Zulubaby,

Good morning. Hope all is well and getting better.

: )

DocDublU, uh, davesax is hardly a

Schmuck

That was uncalled for.

I remember this Gay Superhero cartoon action figure I saw a while back.

Every 15 seconds, he would say "how's my hair?"

Sorry my #31 comment was based on the story quoted in #24

Shearer prides himself on being somewhat contrarian. He wrote IT'S THE STUPIDITY, STUPID about the Clintons where he allowed that it wasn't COMPLETELY irrational to view the Arkie hicks as a wrecking crew.

Yeah, he's vain.

But at least he didn't spit on his comb and then run it through his hair, in a fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan Paul Wolfowitz.

That was a bad TV-prep moment.

Poor Paul. That should be a lesson to all talkingheads/guests who are waiting for their live hit. Just because the anchor's on another story, people are still watching - and taping.

Bob with one O, good morning and thanks :-) Today is better, yes.

Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a lot less concerned now about Edwards being possibly just one bullet away from the presidency.

It takes a real leader to hold his own compact.

EVERYTHING BLESSED THING IS BUSH'S FAULT!!!

You know, I'm having a bad hair day, I think I'll vote for Kerry! /sarcasm off

Guess poeple having unprotected sex and shooting up heroin is Bush's fault...who knew>??

It's all his fault cuz he gave up drinking, and inspired millions of Americans to engage in more dangerous forms of stress relief.

Can you begin to imagine the field day the MSM would have if this was GWB practising his walk.

Luckily the President couldn't give a fiddler's f*%k how he looks. There's more important stuff.

SoCal: OMG How funny! I just had coffee come through my nose, ouch!~!

"But at least he didn't spit on his comb and then run it through his hair, in a fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan Paul Wolfowitz."

"This isn't about sex, John Edwards, it's about trust! Now I'll just drop my trousers, make sure the coast is clear, and you make me trust you with my vote."

/channeling Spottswoode

#31 mad_scientist

Guess poeple having unprotected sex and shooting up heroin is Bush's fault...who knew>??

We all know that Kerry would have the issue solved in a few months...

Or at least he would "have a plan"

He preens as much as Paris Hilton!!

This "man", and I use that word loosely, can not be vice president.

No one in their right mind can view him gazing into that compact mirror, flicking his hair, licking his lips and think, "Now there's someone who will protect me."

Between him and botox-Kerry...I've seen more masculinity while viewing the "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" crew.

#8 JohnAnnArbor

FYI: My picture froze after a few seconds, but then it started up again. I watched the entire video, though it came in fits and starts. Perhaps this will work for you, too.

Gary just wants to look good for Ace. What's wrong with that?

#47

They would all be healed and walk again..free of drugs and rampant unprotected sex...and according to THK, they would all have healther on President Kerry's FIRST day in office!

To all you folks who can't view the film:

You're better off without it.
It's ... unmanly.

Until today, the words "vice president" and "autoerotic" never came close to appearing in the same sentence.

healther = health care (too much coffee this am!)

Suggested campaign slogan:

John Edwards: Isn't He Just the Dreamiest?

#47 A.I.S

Yes I'm sure that the Kerry plan would make the paralyzed people get up and walk, cure AIDS within the 1st year, cure cancer, cure the common cold, and find the baldness gene...

/do I really need to say I'm being sarcastic here??

#50 V the K
The ambiguosly gay duo?
hahahahahahahahahah.

You shore do have a purdy mouth.

This is a first. They'll need a separate secret service agent to prevent wounding his narcissism.

Hair today, gone Nov 3.

#50 V the K:

Gary just wants to look good for Ace.

Okay, I was with you on the "Pepsi Syndrome" reference, but you've lost me on this one. Is this "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"?

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I would love to see a "Barnacle Bill" duet done by Dick Cheney and Osama Bin Laden, the latter in drag and falsetto.

I'm lipreading Boy Wonder...

Did he just say, "Pearls with CORDOUROY?!?! Are you MAD?!?!?!?" ?

When he took out the compact I just lost it.

Is this "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"?

That's right, friend of friends.

What's everyone staring at?

Nothing!

You have got to be shitting me! First he thinks he's Oral Roberts and next he/she is Farah Fawcette.

LOL...lmao

If only it could have ended with his hair falling off!

John Kerry has a plan and...wait...my hairs out of place.

I think the Lavender Lizards in here could give Boy Wonder some butch lessons.

And remember how in high school, the gay guys always went with the fat, ugly chicks to the Prom?

Bald is beautiful.

I can only imagine the headlines if Bush were filmed doing the exact same thing:

"President Puts Looks Over Nation."

"Bush's Vanity More Important Than War on Terrorism."

"'Girlie Man' Bush Caught on Tape"

The MSM would have a field day with that kinda footage.

It´s late in the ev´nin´
he´s wond´rin´ what clothes to wear
he puts on his makeup
and brushes his long blond hair.
And then he asks me: "Do I look alright?" and I said:
"Yes, you look wonderful tonight."

"BING"

"BING"

"BING"

"BING"

"BINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBING"

"Ma'am... We have a massive reading on Gay-dar..."

I retract the schmuck comment.

Dweeb

There are two Americas, one that can afford the finest hair care products, the other living in constant fear of a bad hair day.

I wish the Troops in Iraq could see this idiot.

Kerry plan would make the paralyzed people get up and walk

I don't know if anyone else pointed this out previously, but when Boy Wonder made his remark, Chris Reeve was not just paralyzed, but dead.

He daintilly closes his eyes to get ready for the hair spray.
I was waiting for him to wrinkle up his nose and say "icky-poo".

The Gaydar may be going off, but the little puppy is still sleeping contentedly and will not be waking up any time soon.

I didn't even get that type of treatment on my first day of school.

Gawd, he even licks his lips.

I have to repeat a post I had on another thread.

This guy would be one helmetless, cell-phone yammering, bike-riding Lurch accident away from being the Commander-in-Chief/President!? Come on...you've got to be shittin' me!

It was a bit much, but I still feel kinda sorry for the guy. He's got a reasonable expectation this is "private," and we've made it where candidates' appearances are factors in getting our votes. Putting this out was low, just like it was when the BBC did something similar to our president a while back.

Still a bit creepy to see, he does get into it for quite a while longer than you'd think.

#64 V the K:

Kerry to Edwards: "I'm afraid the Native American has a few more hills to climb, friend o' friends. Say, did you know I've been blessed by Native Americans?"

I hope I get an Edwards So Pretty doll for Christmas.

I wonder...

-If he has those little rose-shaped soaps in a shell-shaped dish (that drove Armistead Maupin famously crazy).

-If he serves ice cream with a spoonful of Amaretto on top.

"Um, Senator Edwards, Indians ride bareback."

Hmmm... looking at Elizabeth Edwards does give a little plausibility to the gaydar theory.

After all, it was Roseanne Barr who said God created gay men so fat chicks would have somebody to dance with.

No, this isn't gay.. I haven't seen any gay men that pay -that- much attention to their hair. Clothes, maybe, but not hair.

He spent more time on his hair that I do on mine and I'm a girl!

72 Tigres...

no...not Gaydar...remember about 6 months ago...the boy's a METROSEXUAL!!!

(gag!)

#59 Maine's Michael

!

Hair today, gone Nov 3!

Your comment was hysterical! Made my day thankyouverymuch!

BTW, did someone take this with a briefcase camera?

#24 nikkisma17

How about people take stepes to protect themselves from AIDS and why is it MY responsibility to provide insurance and housing? It is the age old question I know, but these a-holes get airtime and it drives me crazy!!!

Exactly -- me, too! And the U.S. spends more on AIDS per capita than any nation in the world.

They just pull that one out of their hat when they miss being the center of attention. AIDS is a terrible thing, but now we all know how to avoid getting it -- unlike other diseases that deserve just as much attention, and the sufferer did nothing to bring it on themselves.

Then "narcissism", perhaps?

#83 Loyd Dobbler

I hope I get an Edwards So Pretty doll for Christmas.

ROFLMAO!

#75 'Nam Grunt

Ahhh, but perhaps they can...I will send the link to my brother who is currently stationed there. At least a few will see Breck Girl in action and hopefully vote accordingly.

OT:
#91

Thanks for the back up!

Three words for you, Mr. Edwards: Pa-the-tic!

What a freakin' LOSER.

The video won't play.

#94 American Girl

I would consider it your duty as an American to forward that on to your brother. Don't let us down.

Safe return to your brother, too. God Bless him.

#83
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time-
sending it to all my friends.

i look at the video, and the Duran Duran song, "Girls On Film", keeps going through my sick lil mind!!!

Man, I'll be glad when this election is over so those two "metrosexuals with good hair" can crawl back under the rock from whence they came...

Come on guys, he is a metrosexual after all.

What's that movie? Too Wong Fu, Thank you Julie Newmar...somebody please correct me on the title if it is wrong. I almost expected him to put on lip gloss to hi slips would look full and healthy!

#61 Frank IBC:

I would love to see a "Barnacle Bill" duet done by Dick Cheney and Osama Bin Laden, the latter in drag and falsetto.

Ya know, Frank, they say there are no truly original thoughts. I think they're wrong. I'll bet you are the first person in history to think that particular thought.

I'm really sorry Sgt. Tom, but I'm going to post a link without doing my assigned reading; I'm in a hurry this morning. Forgive me for breaking a solemn promise!

The ACLU rejected grant money from the Ford foundation because the grant stipulated that the money could not be used to support terrorism or violence in any way ! ! ! It sounds unbelievable, but here is the proof :ACLU REJECTS GRANT MONEY BECAUSE OF TERRORISM LANGUAGE

#98 traveler

Done! The link is on its way to Iraq.
Thank you for your kind words...the more prayers for his safe return the better.

This guy is in love with himself so much, there is no way he can be faithful.

I foresee an Edwards sex scandal brewing.

aren't you glad that men like John Wayne and The Gipper are dead and gone, so that they don't have to see some of the FREAKS in Washington today??

"When John Kerry and I are elected, Christopher Reeve will walk again...and everyone will have hair as pretty as mine."

"I saw a werewolf drinkin a pia colada at trader vics,
his hair was perfect"

Warren Zevon

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair.
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen.
Give me down to there hair, shoulder lenght or longer
Here baby, there, momma, ev'rywhere, daddy, daddy.

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair.

I was waiting for his assisstant to pat him on the head and give him a sucker.

109mac

"I saw John Kerry walkin with a queen,
doin' the werewolves of London..."

From the VP debate transcript:

Edwards: ...Kerry and I are asking you to give us the power to fight for you,...

Something very sKerry about asking for POWER.

#81 Model4:

He's got a reasonable expectation this is "private," and we've made it where candidates' appearances are factors in getting our votes.

He doesn't have a "reasonable expectation" that this is private; he's sitting in front of a camera. If you watch the video all the way through, you'll see the sound person attaching his mike, and the camera operator testing the zoom.

He's not in a private makeup room, where I agree he would expect privacy; he's on an obvious TV set and the camera is right in front of him. If he didn't see the red light indicating the camera is on, he's a self-absorbed idiot. If he did see the light and acted like this anyway, he's beyond parody.

As for "made it where candidates' appearances are factors in getting our votes," we didn't do that. Remember when Kerry chose Edwards, he publicly stated "we have better hair." He opened this can of hairspray worms.

I will agree, however, that our society (like most societies, unfortunately) is far too attached to looks over substance. It's a sad fact that Lincoln would never be elected today - TV and shallowness would see to that.

One other observation - I've never used as much hairspray in my entire life as the hair girl used on his hair this one time. I'm surprised his hair didn't shatter when he touched it.

To quote that great philosopher, Bugs Bunny: Wotta maroon!

the full article is pretty interestingcheck it out here.

Reminds me of the Sesame Street’s song: "What makes a man into a “mane?"
The answer kids: "e" for John Edwards.

No wonder his wife looks like a cleaning rug after so many years of caring for a husband who doesn't grow up.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

OT (again):

Real Clear Politics has the Electoral Votes almost even! Somebody please tell me this isn't real? What happened to his HUGE lead from September 30?

RealClearPolitics Electoral Count
Monday, October 18: Bush 227 - Kerry 220

[Link: www.realclearpolitics.com...]

Somebody help me understand...

Ok...that really was one of the funniest, yet oh-so-scary things I have EVER seen..

I agree that he looks sinister.

The comments have been even funnier..

#55 - absolutely hilarious!

117 now that u mention it, Chunky Butt does look a lil rough to be married to the younger of the hair brothers...

I was hoping that after he put on his suit coat, the
senator would ask if he looks fat in his outfit.

It would have been so appropriate.

#109 mac &
#112 paxhhymn
That's funny and very appropriate.
Someone mentioned on LGF last week that Kerry is Herman Munster and Edwards is Eddie Munster.

I believe this is perfect parody material.

Here's how it should start:
I saw a werewolf with a compact mirror in his hand

Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw John Kerry walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood

Warren Zevon

Um, what does AIDs have to do with pretty hair?

Isn't this a bit off topic?

As long as we're off topic, you guys forgot one point.

Not only did these people bring it on themselves, they said it wasn't any of our business what goes on behind bedroom doors. If that is so, why is it our problem to solve?

It should be clear if it wasn't our business, neither is fixing the problem they caused while they were at it.

Hypocrites all who do not wish to be disturbed playing with fire, but come yammering back when they get burned.

Froggy

Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went

"Sweet Emotion", by Aerosmith

Ahhh yes...He's a showhorse and not a workhorse.

Wouldn't you just love to see a video of John Kerry getting his botox shots!

#123

Froggy the thread starts at #24, marked OT. I started it, I couldn't help myself with that one, just sooo ridiculous!

You pegged it just right.

They'll try to compare Edwards wasting time taking care of his hair to Ronald Reagan taking naps in the White House.

Big difference is that Reagan got practical use from his nap and I don't see any benefit of perfect hair.

At least you don't worry about your looks when you are asleep.

Froggy

The Deadliest Question a Wife/Girlfriend Can Ask:

"Of these two dresses, which makes me look fatter?"

#114 Barbara Skolaut: How many times have you watched a news/politics show where the guest was shown getting their hair/make-up done without their knowledge? Or footage of same released later without their approval? Of course he was clearly in front of a camera, which needed to be adjusted and tested, but that doesn't mean he had to expect everything happening would be available for public consumption before the host said "And now joining us is..."

All parties there were pros, it even looks like Edwards is reviewing some notes while they fidget with his mic and adjust the camera. If he was doing something like the Sunday morning circuit, that means rushing from one studio to the next in a short span of time, necessitating getting multiple things tended to at once on arrival. This kind of thing is a normal occurance that happens all the time. Releasing footage of it is not the norm, and I'm sure there's plenty of pols, pundits and other talking heads who appreciate that they've not been treated in this fashion.

TV show guests are doing the show a favor as much as the are helping themselves. It should go without saying that they ought not have to put up with looking for "gotcha" moments, except maybe during the interview when they know they are supposed to be "on."

I really, really dislike Edwards, but that doesn't mean he didn't get shafted. We rail about our politicians being so plastic and guarded, and then do stuff like this to force them to become even more plastic and guarded. Now that it's out, I don't think it's a terribly bad thing to share and pass around, but it was awful that it was leaked in the first place.

Edwards: Does my hair look as good as Gary Shandlings?

123 Froggy

amen, my friend...amen...

#37

Shearer may be a contrarian but he's no anti-idiotarian. He supported Arianna Huffington in the CA recall election last year.

Doc Dublu use bugmenot.combugmenot.com

OT: Finally an explanation for why this is NOT President Bush fault!

The Weekly Standard: La Grippe of the Trial Lawyers

The article: [Link: www.weeklystandard.com...]

"JOHN KERRY wasted no time jumping on President George Bush about the unexpected shortage in flu vaccines this year. Why wasn't Bush paying attention? He should have done things differently. And of course Kerry had a "plan" to solve the whole mess.

If Kerry thinks he can solve the flu vaccine problem, he need look no further than his own running mate, trial lawyer John Edwards. Vaccines are the one area of medicine where trial lawyers are almost completely responsible for the problem. No one can plausibly point a finger at insurance companies, drug companies, or doctors. Lawyers have won the vaccine game so completely that nobody wants to play.
...
So why is it that 100 percent of our flu vaccines are now made by two companies in Europe? The answer is simple. Trial lawyers drove the American manufacturers out of the business."

#45
You want to grab his ears and do WHAT to his face?!?!?!

#124 Frank IBC:

Some sweat hog mama

I think that's supposed to be "sweet talkin' mama". I must have subliminally influenced you with my earlier Arnold Horshack reference.

Well I got good news he's a real good liar

Occasional Reader -

I Googled it in haste - I think your version is actually the correct one, but this one is better in this context. :)

Bummer -

Heh! So appropriate. Should have pasted that one too.

#130 Model4: I was wondering how someone got that video, and who would get fired for releasing it. But, according to the story linked to by #116 Artisticulated, this is one of many satellite feeds which go out over the airwaves. Read the story. It's a pre-show satellite feed which can be seen and recorded by anyone with a sattelite dish and the correct frequency and, as someone who's appeared on TV many times, he should know it.

Sorry, sympathy meter's busted on this one.

And whether he thinks anyone's looking or not, his prancing pony behavior is (as I said before) pa-the-tic.

"Oh my! What shiny hair you have, Senator Supercuts!"

"All the better to fight terrorism and make America stronger, my dear."

Did NJ Governor McGreavey come out and "back" the Senator's run for office?

#48 MichelefromLA

You're right! He does preen as much as Paris. I'm half expecting to see him prancing around in Jimmy Choo's, a mini dress and maribou boa with a little chihuahua! Okay, bad visual!

More preening than Richard Speck did in his prison bitch video.

#140 Barbara Skolaut: Ack, that does make a bit of difference. Tried the link earlier, but wasn't able to get through. He and his handlers should have known better then.

my wife's boss's comment on the vid:

I think he spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than I do. lol

Now... that's an expert talking. :-)

Girly-man...

LMFAO

Holy crap, that is the funniest thing ever

147 Great Greyhounds

Like the name since I have a few.

"See? No flakes!"

I will definitely vote for this guy to be the future vice-presidentress.

I'm with #140 Barbara Skolaut: The "sneak and peek" on Mr. "You're So Vain" (thank you Carly) was apparently in bounds, and blessed be he/she who released it. Edwards and his ilk are the reason I can't get a flu shot (as another poster referenced), and for Kerry to blame Bush for this state of affairs (rather than his running mate) makes me seethe.

The video still won't play and I downloaded the media player. Why can't I play it...can anyone tell me?

#150 wong fei hung:

I will definitely vote for this guy to be the future vice-presidentress.

With the emphasis on the tress? :-D

(BTW, sorry you're hung wong. Is it painful?

*ducks and runs for cover* ;-p )

Interesting that during the long prepping and preening session,
Edwards never smiled. Not even a gratuitous smile for the makeup gal.
What a classy guy.

Good point, #154 Gandyman. It's as though the "little people" - the servants - aren't even there, except to serve him.

Hanging around with J F'ing K and Tuh-ray-za too much, or was he already like this?

OT:

7-Eleven coffee drinkers have Bush a swig ahead

In September 2000, cups sporting "I'm voting for Bush" and "I'm voting for Gore" were available at participating stores. Customers could also opt for a third cup representing a third-party candidate or a "No Opinion" vote. Votes were scanned at the register.
...

With two weeks left in the 2004 race, 7-Eleven's second quadrennial poll is going on. As of Monday afternoon, Bush had 17.84 percent of the cups and John Kerry 16.99. Bush leads in such swing states as Florida, Nevada and West Virginia.

Like I say in my blog today, anyone this self-conscious about the way their hair looks, must not be too confident about themselves or what they are selling.(in his case BS)Breck Girl Edwards

OT: Won't Gore EVER SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!! He's like that kid on the play ground that is too oblivious to realize not one likes him!!!

"It is love of power for its own sake that is the original sin of this presidency," he said.

BLASPHEMER!!!

A Haiku to John

How lovely, so soft and blonde
reflections of hair
I love being who I am

But you got to admit, he's fuckin' hot, dude. Shiny forehead with an eighties part to the right -why doesn't someone give him a quarter so he can go downtown and have a rat chew that thing off his face.

#149

Me too. Well, one anyway.

You're so vain...

#67

I think the Lavender Lizards in here could give Boy Wonder some butch lessons.
And remember how in high school, the gay guys always went with the fat, ugly chicks to the Prom?

Cortle, cortle...both sentences explain so much.

Back in the non-PC days, those chicks were ref'd as fag hags though nowadays no one would DREAM of saying/writing such a cruel thing {:>

I said this before.. on another post...

I expected edwards to lift up his leg and start licking his balls...

see ya
cathy : )

Maybe we will hear tomorrow that Heines is out and Edwards is in for the DNC's first lady's spot.

What do you think the terrorists are thinking when they look at this video?

OT

Subject: Kerry Krap

Posted elswhere, but I'm tellin ya this is a must read and
forward.

Be sure you read till you get to Hillary's contribution..

[Link: www.ocregister.com...]

What do you think the terrorists are thinking when they look at this video?

LOL - I'm thinking about that visual gag about a bird flying over Qandahar, with one wing...

Edwards' hair rays will drive muslim men wild with desire.

He is such a girl.

No offense ladies.

At the rate he's inhaling hairspray I'd say we're going to have to foot quite a bill for him at the Walter Reed Lung Unit.

This video, along with snarky comments from the local presenter, actually ran on the evening news of one of the Cleveland OH TV stations today.

This is probably the best spot to put this one.

Can anyone here authoritatively speak to the degree of reliability of state polls (vs. national)? Things look generally good at the national poll level, although Zogby and NBC have it tied, but the state polls as per realclearpolitics.com are not encouraging. Does anyone know how good the state polls were in 2000?

BTW, the lack of judgment to have even let that be videotaped automatically disquialifies Edwards from being one heartbeat away...God help us if it comes to that.

Thanks.

Real Travis,

Yes, his book was rather patronizing so it doesn't surprise me.

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This best way to judge the polls is the way each campaign is behaving. For example, the Bush team must feel they have a shot at NJ since GWB appeared there yesterday. Meanwhile, the Kerry camp is pulling funding from once thought of battleground states - the latest being Missouri. This is probably a stronger indicator of the internal polling that each camp is doing. The MSM and various polls continue to be very conservative towards Bush momentum. But, there is a clear difference in the campaigns, as the Dems are trying to pull out all of the stops at this point. Plus, as someone else also mentioned, the State polls lag behind the national ones. I agree with those who have predicted a Bush win with 40 states, 300+ elcetoral votes and a 5% margin in the popular vote. Recent history also shows that the polls have underestimated the margin in such examples as the gubernatorial wins by Republicans in 2002, Arnold's landslide last year, and Howard's win a couple of weeks ago.

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Does John Kerry wear a rug? I don't know if this picture is real, but it sure looks like it. Would love to see what he looks like without it.

OMG!

And he wants to be a heartbeat away!!!

Kerry/Edwards would officially be dead if everyone in America had to watch this episode.

Johnny, you are a loser.

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