Good GD.

Happy happy joy joy!

Heh. Love the headline.

I am on pins and freakin' needles!

Had it not been for a scream and an endorsement from Al Gore, something like 4 out of 10 Americans would now be voting for Howard Dean.
Scary, especially when you think about whom their going to vote for instead.

I hope he experiences some pain.

Die already motherfucker

My bet, Fish's on life support and will be unplugged in 24 hrs.

he's ready to throw in the towel!

i still like this pun.

Uluululululululululululululu!!!

There is going to be a bloodbath amongst them the likes we haven't seen.

What a horrible, horrible shame.

Drink!

Am Yisrael chai, you deluded murderer.

"May"? He's dead.

If he dies, then we wait for the Palestinian civil war to begin.

We're all terribly sorry, I'm sure.

Bet the old terrorist hangs on for a few weeks still. I can't wait to read the outpouring of "sympathy" from the western press, ought to make for hilarious reading.

Alleluiah!

#10

I thought of that, too. But it means that perhaps they'll leave Israel alone for a while. At the very least, a few splodey-dopes will be gone from the internal power struggle.

wow - this is legit. die already you nobel prize-winning piece of s***

INstead of picking days in the death pool, we should have been guessing which hour.

Ok, I'm too drunk to continue... g'night.

Good. Now we'll see how they will go about rounding up another "leader." Might not be as "out of the box" as this campaign the Democrats have fostered on us. The Democrats are now the "Party of Hate and Hopelessness" and are fast becoming the "Party of Violence."

Hmmm, does anyone think that this is missing one small item at the very bottom? Summary: Key events in Arafat's life

Damn, there goes my lifelong dream - to slowly torture Arafish while he begs for mercy which never comes.

Ooh rah!

is this a drinking thread of the celedrating kind?

(he asked most hopefully)

I hiope the Palis have a toxic waste permit before disposing of his remains.

I wonder what the form of disposal will be. Probably end up being a corpse swarm. After all, it was nice of the Iranians to open the viewing of Khomeini's remains to the world by tumbling him out of his coffin like excited beetles.

This is the October surprise I've been waiting for.

I'm thinking a nice car swarm send off is in order.

Incoming!!!

I'm sure Rollin' Murder and the Pediatrician of Death can't wait to see the fish again.

Good bye, you piece of shit. Burn in hell.

Serious question (but different thread)

What happens if Arafish lets it be known that he wants to be buried in Jerusalem? Can Sharon say no? If so, what level of violence does that bring?

Somebody construct a statement from Kerry, Bush, Sharon. I could learn a lot from you folks if you do that! Thanks

Al

die mother fucker die

check out the video on this page

href="[Link: www.grouchymedia.com...] target="_blank">here

its not a link to the video itself but justthe page to download - i don't want to crash anyone's computer.

its funny and so 'today'

#20 Mr Pol

LOL

G'night.

Mortality--it's a beautiful thing.

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-ARAFISH!!

Gimme an U!

Gimme an L!

Gimme a U!

Gimme an L!

Gimme a U!

What does it spell? ULULULULULULULULULU!

I am waaay more than 95% sure he's DEAD, DEAD already.

Somebody give his some VIAGRA to help him along.

How long before this is blamed on the Jooos?

Mind, I wouldn't at all be upset if Israel did directly cause this. It would make justice all the sweeter.

#22:

Saw the link. Have to wonder about the sorry state of Paleo medicine when gallstones can do you in that way. Not that I care how he goes.

According to some reports, the PA chairman regained consciousness, though he was suffering from hallucinations.

Yeah, he thinks he's a "Palestinian" "leader".

practicng my ululululululululul now

I ordered a case of wine with a label that has my business and picture on it. I have not opened a bottle yet- but tonight may be a good night to celebrate- and open at least 3 or 4!!!

[Link: www.grouchymedia.com...]

AP/ABC has an interesting link up. Bottom one.

He probably is dead and now they're fighting about the composition of a junta to replace him because he would have had them killed for doing it while he was alive.

9iron,

Will world leaders come to the funeral and send condolences? What if he wants to be buried in Egypt (his birthplace)?

#25

is this a drinking thread of the celedrating kind?

beblebrox has started early.

:-)

I'm wondering how this will affect the US presidential election, any thoughts one way, the other or not at all?

Let the uncivil war begin.

OT

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Once he dies, will Charles use the Arafish pic with it rotated 180 degrees (belly up), X's for eyes and his tongue sticking out?

LMAO!

the PA chairman regained consciousness, though he was suffering from hallucinations.

Such as...

...there ever was a country called "Palestine?"

...he'll have virgins waiting for him?

...the Europeans would actually fight for him?

arafart will die. I hope he dies painfully and that the pa house of cards collapses into civil war.

This may be an opportunity to expel all nazi arabs and muslims. If not now, soon.

From the article

he was suffering from hallucinations.

So, no change there then.

lmg (#40)

LOL! He's been hallucinating for years.

Hopefully Arafat's passing will end the kaffeyah wearing craze among the moonbats, after all, the Abu's wear suits...

I think maybe I'm drinking too much, Arafat is deadish and I'm concerned about his impact on fashion?

beblebrox has started early.

Problem is I haven't yet. Dyslexia of the fingers I guess.

#31

I could perhaps try a Kerry:

"Bush's unilateral policies have done nothing to win the peace in Palestine, and he is responsible for the death of the great mediator and peace-bringer of the Middle East. If you elect me, Arafat will rise from the grave to again promote the world-inspiring and peaceful work of driving the Jews into the sea!"

If he's dead, I'll pray for his soul.

But I won't miss him.

Mr. Pol

So what you're sayin' is, we have here is a "dead fish handshake"?

If Arafart dies, John Kerry loses a major supporter.

CNN just said something about a low white blood cell count and that he was unconscious for while but regained consciousness, meaning he is still alive...

aaarrrggghhh...

Saeb Erekat: Arafat`s situation has improved; his situation is stable (Israel Radio)

Please tell me he's lying.

I'm wondering how this will affect the US presidential election, any thoughts one way, the other or not at all?

I'd be curious as to whether this has any effect on the Jewish vote.

Last report sounded like he had sepsis. Hospitalization and massive doses of IV antibiotics were in order. Oh, well, he didn't want to leave the compound...

Jimmy peanut just waiting to give a speech about Arafish as a man of peace.

Some 150 people, mainly journalists, gathered outside Arafat`s compound in Ramallah

I'm sure Adam Shapiro is already inside the compound.

NPR just reported that his wife is on the way from France. How touching.

Arafat. Meh!

Is this the lunar eclipse drinking thread?

GTC

I'll try.

Edwards: If we had been elected, we would have reversed the ban on stem cell research and surely would have saved the life of this peace-loving statesman.

OT
The wonderful modernity of shari'a law rears its lovely head once again:
Nigerian girl sentenced to be stoned to death for adultery appeals her sentence. Naturally, her boyfriend was set free and will suffer no punishment:

DASS, Nigeria Oct 27, 2004 — Lawyers for a woman sentenced to death by stoning for allegedly committing adultery asked an Islamic court in northern Nigeria on Wednesday to overturn the verdict, and the judge said he would issue a ruling in two weeks.

Hajara Ibrahim's lawyers appealed the sentence at the Upper Shariah Court in the rural town of Dass, 25 miles south of the state capital, Bauchi.

Judge Mohammed Mustapha Umar said he would rule on the appeal on Nov. 10.

Ibrahim, now 18 years old and seven months pregnant, was convicted of adultery on Oct. 5 by an Islamic court in the remote town of Lere, Bauchi state, located in Nigeria's predominantly Muslim north.

On Wednesday, Ibrahim's lawyer Adbullahi Suleiman argued for the conviction to be overturned because Ibrahim was never married and, therefore, could not be guilty of adultery.

"There was no evidence she was once married," Suleiman told The Associated Press at the end of the proceedings.

Under the version of Islamic Shariah law in effect in parts of northern Nigeria, sex outside wedlock is considered adultery if one of the partners is or has ever been married. If neither partner was ever married, then it is condemned as "fornication," punishable by whipping.

While Ibrahim was sentenced on account of her pregnancy, the man she says impregnated her was freed for lack of evidence.

More details here:

Nigerian teen appeals stoning
27/10/2004 17:26  - (SA)  
Dass, Nigeria - A pregnant Nigerian teenager appeared before an Islamic court on Wednesday to hear her lawyer launch an appeal against her conviction for adultery, for which she was sentenced to be stoned to death.

Hajara Ibrahim, 18, sat quietly in a makeshift cubicle in the simple one-storey hall housing the Upper Sharia Court in Dass to hear her counsel challenge a ruling that she should be publicly flogged and put to death.

The lawyer argued that the 8 October judgment was invalid because Hajara had not consummated her marriage before sleeping with her boyfriend and conceiving a child and was thus innocent of the capital crime of adultery.

Very tongue in cheek ...

New Dummycrat campaign commercial ...

JF'K standing at a podium with the flag unfurled behind him ... "This administration through a lack of leadership caused the death of the esteemed leader of the Palestinians" now pointing at the crowd "They ignored the peril they put Mr. Arafat in when the did not form a worldwide coalition of nations to lobby the Isralies to LET MR ARAFAT GO!"
"It's time for new leadership in the middle east ... blah blah blah ... bullshit ... bullshit ...

who's the devil - in - waiting? May be hard to believe he could be worse -- but stranger things have happend. Still, the news is good.

#46:

Will world leaders come to his funeral?

That question almost answers itself. Half the EU parliament is busy phoning in their reservations on Gaza Air right now.

But don't rule out our very own George W. Bush. I think he should send Madeleine Albright to the funeral...she kinda has the look of a pig...

I still have a Get Dead Soon card left over from the last time he was ill.

"He can go for treatment anywhere he wants, in or out of the country," said one senior official, but added that the question of whether Arafat could return after was "a separate issue after he recuperates."

Actually, if we can send him to France and leave him there, I wouldn't be opposed to that at all.

Zulubaby,

Saeb Erekat is always lying. :-)

CNN just said something about a low white blood cell count

I guess it isn't AIDS after all. Which is a shame...one of the few people who truly would deserve such an awful death.

#62 zulubaby

Is the Pope a Catholic?

If Saeb Erekat's speaking of course he's lying.

#55 Smit

I think maybe I'm drinking too much, Arafat is deadish and I'm concerned about his impact on fashion?

LOL!!!

58

I'll pray for his soul.

Beside the fact that he has none
it's, sole.

Can we please spare a thought for the 72 virgins that are going to have to do it with this hideous freak of nature.

Well, since my lifelong dream of torturing Arafish is dead I will set my sights to pissing on his grave.

CRITICAL CONDITION
:)

So the man who created the modern suicide bomber dies of old age. Doesn't that say it all?

Spirit #81

ROFLMAO

#75 Zulubaby,

I doubt his wife would want him that close...

#74 EvilPundit

I still have a Get Dead Soon card

LMAO!

THIS is why I love this place ...

#73

But don't rule out our very own George W. Bush. I think he should send Madeleine Albright to the funeral...she kinda has the look of a pig...

Bravo!

Everybody Monkey!

Now Frug!

Do the Mash Potatoes!

Three cheers for the Zionist Death Ray(tm)!!!

LOL!! CNN is on the edge of their seats with this one, and FOX News is all but ignoring it! LOL!! They are NOT going to give him the importance!! I LOVE FOX!

#72 thanna - It's a guy called Dahlan. He's bad news. He'll challenge the Abu's committee, who are also bad news.

You guys should have more compassion. After all, he gave blood after 9/11.

This got me thinking. Kerry could be possibly be president when Castro dies, thus assuring the continuation of communism in Cuba.

This has all the flavor of the passing of a mafia boss...a really bad one.

#62 zulubaby:

Please tell me he's lying.

He's a Palestinian. 'Nuf said.

The BBC are already running with his obituary.

I'm sure he'll vote anyway

I'm still waiting for Dan Rather to break the story that Arafat's sick.

YYAAAYYY
ITS A MODERN DAY PURIM STORY!
THE EVIL ONE IS DEAD OR ALMOST !
IF I WASNT PREGGO, ID BE DRUNK!
YAAAY
YAEAAAYYY!
WHOOO HOOO!

OT, but important:

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He's just pining for the fjords.

Charles

Get the Red Binder Retrospective ready. It's the least we can do.

#93:

"You guys should have more compassion. After all, he gave blood after 9/11."

I really feel sorry for the poor recipient, if they ever knew that they received blood from Da Fish himself.

They are keeping him alive long enough for his wife and daughter to say good bye or to get permission to unhook him.

Wonder how much money the fish has stashed away for his adulterous wife Suah?

My wife said: "75? That's rather old for a terrorist isn't it?"

#89 Iowahawk

Now do the twist!

#58 Gordon...it figures.

BTW - playing on the iPod right now: Jump Around by House of Pain.

48 Alex F
63 Bebelbrox

I think this helps Kerry because his occasional timid pro-Arafat remarks were hurting him with (some) Jewish voters. If there's no Arafat by election day then that issue is moot.

102/Melissa,

ROFL!

The proper phrase is Tango Uniform (Tits Up), not belly up. Forget politically correct. That's the way to say it.

Prediction:

Upon his death, thousands will celebrate his life in the Palestinian Territories with spectacular ground-level fireworks displays.

>:-)

Well, well, well. Howard re-elected in Australia, Bush re-elected here, Arafat pushing up daises, Sadam about to be hanged by the interim government, Qaddafi defanged...2005 is going to be a great year! Lets hope that bin Ladin's head will be swinging from the White House flagpole next year too.

#93 dll2000 10/27/2004 05:11PM PST

You guys should have more compassion. After all, he gave blood after 9/11.

Can you imagine the amazing array of STD's that blood must have contained?

#96 Paco:

It takes the BBC 9 friggin paragraphs to even make reference to his role as a terrorist, as if it were a minor habit. The Beeb is a joke.

#93 dll2000

You guys should have more compassion. After all, he gave blood after 9/11.

Bejeebus. Can you imagine the pathogens his blood has. Hey, I got blood from Arafat! Now I have the Arafat syphilis strain!

#102 Melissa

LOL!!!

#80 El Cid

LOL!!!

Stinky dead fillet of sole...

OT -- magical Muslim thinking at Reuters

In their latest story of the travails of poor Margaret Hassan, the Iraq CARE director, Reuters reports that the new tape calls for Care International employees to end their operations in Iraq.

Reuters cannot say that, probably because it does not fit into the liberal script that our enemies want what's good for the Iraqi people. They cannot say Hassan calls for Care to leave. They cannot say the kidnappers call for Care to leave. In an apparent example of the state of denial so prevalent in Islam, Reuters blames the bad news on the television set:

... Al Jazeera said Hassan appealed to British Prime Minister Tony Blair (news - web sites) to withdraw troops from Iraq and not deploy them in Baghdad.

The television said Hassan also asked Care International employees to end their operations in Iraq

So the man who created the modern suicide bomber dies of old age. Doesn't that say it all?

Truly unbelievable!
When asked by arafish to be a splodadope, the young man said, "YOU FIRST"!

HA HA

One down, one (Castro) to go.

#58 Gordon

As we pray for yours.

The fish has died/will die in bed, but the Paleos will probably swarm some poor bastard's perfectly good car just from force of habit.

#92 Smit
Thanks - Here's the BBC's take on the devil-to-be:[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

WAY OT- BUT could be BIG!

Has anyone seen this?
Russia took missing explosives???

OT, but it is a great day...

MICHIGAN is truly in play.

Cheney in Lansing on Friday.
Bush in Grand Rapids on Saturday.

AND I GOT TICKETS TO BOTH!!!

In battle that's gone on for centuries, the death of one a**hole isn't the most significant thing going on. The most? IMHO- An American president has decided to plant
a huge GI boot in the middle of that shit pile...now that is big. Forget Yassar...all hail Muhammad Atta!!

A

I'm drinking Polish vodka tonight. In honor of their standing with us.

#120 scaramouche"

*laughs*

So who's the next world's oldest terrorist?

al-Zawahiri?

Speaking of the Beeb, does anyone notice an eerie resemblance with this creature? (Scroll down for artist's rendition.)

Clearly evolution does not always work in the forward direction.

#115 -Tink
Together!!!
:)

Palestine Peter Jennings will be practicing his Kaddish for Afatrat. I'll believe that Suha Arafat leaves Paris for the Mukata when I see it.

I just went to the store and bought a couple milk chocolate bars with almonds. I plan on eating them in celebration once Terrorfat's death is confirmed.

I also stopped into my favorite local Middle Eastern restaurant to get some food and to see if the owner looked depressed. He looked the same as always.

#77 Skippy 10/27/2004 05:07PM PST

CNN just said something about a low white blood cell count
I guess it isn't AIDS after all...

May be too early to rule it out just yet based on these "reports" from CNN and Arafat spokesmen. But if it were AIDS, we likely will never know.

#107 iowahawk

Really? I've got "Blame it on the Bossa Nova" on mine. No particular reason, just like it better than "Blame it on the Jews".

While the candidates sparred over the issue, a senior Pentagon official alleged that “Russian units” might have transported the explosives and other weapons out of Iraq into Syria.

OH WOULD THIS ME GREAT FOR DUBYA!!!

I hope the Father of Modern Terrorism doesn't pull a Franco on us.

I would ask that everyone here please be serious about this...for the love of sweet heaven. DON'T GO OFF TOPIC!!!

This is too much fun. How long have we waited for this?

#81 Spiritualized

You mean 28. Nevermind.

If he is dead - Hallelujah!

JUST

DIE

ALREADY!

#96 Paco from Sefarad

Sure sounds like an obit to me.

Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish! Go, Fish!

Just fucking die already!

Hmmm. the timing seems weird.

I hope he's buried in the land of his birth ... Egypt!

According to some reports, the PA chairman regained consciousness, though he was suffering from hallucinations.

Yeah, like, "I see a state named Palestine. A bright light... a tunnel... angels reaching out to me... no, wait, angels don't have bat wings... and the light has a ruddy color to it... what is this? No, no! Yeeeaaarrrggghhh!"

Those are no hallucinations, Fish. You're going to hell.

#131 Zakistan

Oooh, that is a thought. What food should I celebrate with?

Now I have to consider that I'm allergic to everything:
milk, butter, wheat...

Chocolate sounds better than liquor right now...

Is he dead yet?

#114 Vortec

#96 Paco:

It takes the BBC 9 friggin paragraphs to even make reference to his role as a terrorist, as if it were a minor habit. The Beeb is a joke.

I missed that, I couldn't see any reference to any of the atrocities he's been involved in. He practically invented terrorism as we know it.

This is a taste of what's to come when his death is officially announced

iowahawk

BTW - playing on the iPod right now: Jump Around by House of Pain.

LOL!! What a blast from the past :-)

#145 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar

I have some dark chocolate to share. if you want?

Lizardoids!
Ding Dong! The fish is dead. Which old fish? The Wicked fish!
Ding Dong! The Wicked fish is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked fish is dead.
He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below.
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know.
The Wicked fish is dead!

142 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs

Hmmm. the timing seems weird.

This should become a running gag. Is there any event ever where someone doesn't go all conspiracy on us and say "the timing is wierd?" Ever?

I recomend turning this into an abreviation:
TSW.

Looks like Russia and France helped Saddam move his weapons-- I love it! If they uncover this- Kerry is doomed- France and Russia moving weapons to Syria for Saddam. Why would they do that if he didn't have anything he wasn't supposed to have- plua SYRIA IS DOOMED!-

If the Fish dies, who gets the red folder and baby wipes?

Great picture of Arafat with friends.

Any moment now the meme will start:

"Everyone knows the Jooozzz have poisoned the Great Man Of Peace."

#12, 36, 45 - why are you so sure he's already dead? Please explain?

zorky has a source in the media who says he's Dead!

AP has already posted Key events in Arafat's life. A good sign, I'd say.

150 Pamela

Yum.

Anyway this is for the actual announcement of death.

I haven't even looked at the previous thread.

Is the length a record?

I'm goining to post this again. :)

Happy Ramadan!

Anti-Israel/anti-US/anti-Bush...otherwise, sounds ok to me

[Link: www.atimes.com...]
Middle East

PART 2: The US-Israel tag-team act
By Ehsan Ahrari

PART I: The enemy beyond

As the US presidential election campaign is coming to a close and Iraq continues to burn, another dangerous diplomatic tussle is taking place: the United States and Israel are acting as a tag-team against the potential emergence of Iran as a nuclear power. The stakes are high in this tussle. At a minimum, that tag-team will make sure that Iran never emerges as a regional power, challenging the hegemonies of the US and Israel. At worst, the intention of this tag-team is to prepare grounds for a regime change of a different type - not necessarily through military invasion, but by taking concerted actions to weaken the Islamic government of Iran so much that it is ousted from within.

Apparently the fishschter got a hold of some bad soup...hmmm Rauhi Fattouh is the paper replacement??

WHAT A GREAT NITE!

ARAFAT SLIPS UNDER, AND DUBYA MAY BE VINDICATED ABOUT THE WMD'S!!! WOOO HOOO! TALK ABOUT AN OCTOBER SURPRISE!

I bet Teresa's handlers get her to say something about how the Bush administration timed this to happen right before the election.

Arafat's timely demise is the October surprise.

#147 Paco from Sefarad

I have a principle that I will not subscribe to any paper or magazine that doesn't streightforwardly call terrorists terrorists. Any one that plays down the heinousness of our enemies doesn't get my money.

It's going to be a while before any paper gets my money.

My Arafat special iPod mix:

Trample Down the Dirt - Elvis Costello
Land of 1000 Dances - Cannibal and the Headhunters
Big Black Cadillac - Sonny Burgess
Teen Angel - Mark Dinning
The End - Doors
Dead Man's Curve - Jan and Dean
Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las
D.O.A. - Bloodrock
Shannon - Henry Gross
Timothy - The Buoys
Paint it Black - Rolling Stones
Ode To Billy Joe - Bobbie Gentry
Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks
(All I Have Left Is) My Johnny's Hubcap - by the Deltones

#165 evil conservative,

DUBYA MAY BE VINDICATED ABOUT THE WMD'S!

Did I miss something?

#161 RIP Ford

Can you add a little kafiyah to it? You know, one shaped like Palestine?

#165 eeevil conservative

W vindicated? Got a link?

Joshua, only Charles can answer that question.

I have a weird quirk, I keep my chocolate in the fridge.

I have some italian sparkling wine(Asti Spumante) that goes well with chocolate.

Watching the Cards Red Sox game only 1st inning 1-0 Boston.

#158 WriterMom

zorky has a source in the media who says he's Dead!

LOL!! You've been talking to my fishmonger again?!

The apostate Suha is on her way to collect the red binder which no doubt includes Arafat's Swiss bank account numbers.

#160 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar

1200 posts is the record. The Passion of Christ thread.

#96

It's not an obit. it's a 2003 story.

Final justice has or is soon to be exacted on Ratboy.
The Lord will know where he belongs for eternity, and I won't say a prayer for his soul though I'm convinced he will need it. An evil, twisted murderous pedophile will find his level in Hell.

May the Lord may mercy on the souls of Arafat's victims and may He comfort their loved ones.

Celebration by Kool and the Gang?
Walking on Sunshine?

LOVING THIS!!!
I had better stock up on some good alcohol for the party I am gonna throw when it is official!

#174 zorky!

ROFLMAO!!!

#169 iowahawk

If you actually have a copy of Terry Jacks , you're a sick man.

How about Ode to Joy

Hurry up and croak already.

The liquor stores here close in less than half an hour!

We'll have joy, we'll have fun
Now that Arafat is done
But the next guy, I'm told
Will be made in the same mold...

Everybody!

RIP Ford, not so, we've been as high as 1800 IIRC.

First--Could we make sure he is really dead? I mean, wouldn't it be nice to just flatten his compound just to make sure? That would be cool.

Second and OT--I am in Tom Delay's 22 District in Texas. Yesterday, out of the blue, I received an email from Morrison, who is running against him. It turns out that Morrison bought my email address and my home address from Advocacy Inc.

This company buys voter registration records and then bought my information from EQUIFAX or Best Buy(whom I have NEVER given permission to send my info to anyone) ran a database cross check and figured out my home address, driver's license number, my prior voting record in primaries, and attached it to my email address and is selling this info to anyone who wants it. I opt OUT of everything. How is this legal? As crazy as some of the left has become, a little anthrax or ricin in a letter to a person who votes consistently Republican seems like the next step, and here is a company that is making it very easy to get everyone's names right over the internet.

I called this company, and they said it was legal, but then practically hung up on me when I tried to ask additional questions (even though I was polite).

How could I celebrate my wife's 31st birthday any better than to hear this "sad(yeah right)" but excellant news.

Wonder who'll gets to wear his raggy old kaffiyah?

#180 Renna

"Shout"? From the Blues Brother's soundtrack?

Car swarm!

Dibs on the baby wipes.

heres the link! It's on Drudge, but here is the story.

Russia and France smuggled weapons to Syria!!

One of my favorite writers on the middle east conflict, Yashiko Sagamori predicts what will happen after Arafat dies in this article

[Link: yashiko.middleeastfacts.com...]

Instead of black crepe, I'm thinking of hanging Baby Wipes around the place.

Fox just mentioned Arafat - they have a guy standing outside fish's compound. He said "a crowd has gathered" (implying someone gives a sh*t) but in the background it just kinda looked like a few guys were strolling by.

183/J(nah)S,

Yeah, I think the old Ninth sounds about right for this occasion.

#171 WriterMom

Pure Evil! LOL

I would, but I'm trying to do three other things right now.

Well, I have my bottle of Habersham Scarlett wine (from Georgia) open. I figure I have to make a toast to the soon (if not already occured) flushing of the fish.

It won't be paradise he'll be smelling...

I'll bet even the angel of death will want to glovr up before touching that evil bastard. Coulden't die soon enough to suit me.

I'm sorry Josh, didn't know you couldn't eat milk chocolate. I love it with almonds, frozen. When it's frozen and you bite into it there is a nice 'crack' sound. Mmmm ... die Terrorfat so I can eat my chocolate!

What will happen after Arafat dies? That is easy to predict: he will rot.

Period.

By the way, I don't know if anyone's pointed this out, but the Pals are operating under the old Soviet model with regard to Arafish's condition -- until you're cold dead, its just a case of sniffles.

I hate you so much you piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell with your skanky whore virgins that were too ugly to get any so they have to screw dead smelly [bigoted word]s. Rot you murderous asshole

A good headline for the Jpost:

"Hey Arafish: YALLA IMSHI!"

(arab friend ages ago told me that means "move it along - hurry up already")

Wouldn't It Be Nice - Beach Boys
Happy Jack - The Who
Sick Things - Alice Cooper
Dust In the Wind - Kansas

#193 eeevil conservative

WTF!!!

...

WTF!!!

Uhm

WTF!!!

#198 RIP Ford

Well, I try to do what I can to support the homeland!

Disclaimer: I found this doing a google search for images. I swear. Arafat's Natal Chart

I believe that the exalted Taurus Moon better depicts Yassar Arafat, than the Leo or other chart Moon does, and it is his Moon that sustains him. I therefore take the August 27, 1929 chart.
When we consider the lengthy period he has been confined, only that Moon could have endured this. His exalted Venus in Cancer (1st house) rules this Moon, and Venus houses are the 11th (friends) and 4th (home/country).
His Jupiter, even though it is in detriment, is also in his 11th house, and is stronger than indicated. (check out his progressed Jupiter to progressed Sun!!)
Will he come through this? His progressed Ascendant is at 18 Virgo... the Solar eclipse will square that point... but his progressed MC is at 18 Gemini, which puts that June 10 Solar eclipse there as well. We could see Arafat coming out of this as a hero... or if he is killed, certainly he will go down in history as a martyr. I'm going for the former. I sort of like to try and see the positive side of eclipses, although this one certainly doesn't make that easy.
Sylvia Jean Smith
Researcher - Eclipses and the Pre-Birth Eclipse.
Ottawa, Canada

I have no idea what any of this means.

Maybe the shortage of flu shots was just a plot to kill arafish. Wouldn't that be TOO clever?

207

read the article- i found the link on Drudge!

HERE!

there happens to be a lunar eclipse tonight, thats all

From the bbc

For decades yasser arafat has been the leader of the palestinian people's struggle for statehood self-immolation.

Wonder if charlie 'the assassinator' brooker was there?

I know, I know brooker, is with al guardian...same difference.

#193 eeevil conservative

Good Post

But that had to be known for some time by intelligence agencies. And now that the 380 tons story ran people are leaking to maintain the pres. Kerry probably knew too, unless he missed that intel meeting.

So much for allies

Last report sounded like he had sepsis. Hospitalization and massive doses of IV antibiotics were in order. Oh, well, he didn't want to leave the compound...

If his problem is gastrointestinal, he probably had a gallstone ileus (mechanical obstruction of the small, or more rarely, the large intestine caused by a large gallstone lodging in the intestinal lumen) or acute cholecystitis (sudden blockage of the gallbladder from stone that can lead to bacterial infection and perforation).

Otherwise, he may have had a simple stroke.

In any case, I offer here a prayer for Mr. Ara-fart:

"Shema Yisrael, Adonoi, Elohenu, Adonoi Echad"

I hope he likes it.

OT but important.

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"Apparently, the under-the-radar phone calls and rumor mills have begun. While a sign of desperation by John Kerry and the Democratic Party, they can be effective. The only way that the Republican Party can respond to these malicious calls is if we---the grassroots---let the Party know about them.

Update [2004-10-26 20:51:7 by trevino]:
As Craig Linton saysLet RedState know too.

Update [2004-10-26 20:59:50 by krempasky]:

Better yet, send us a fax at (703)852-3485. It'll save
you the trouble of scanning anything.

Will Palestine improve without the 'Fat or has he been doing nothing as he died anyway...

Is this insane society teaching its kids that Jews are the eternal enemy that God wants them to die killing as good as they're ever going to get. Will they ever be human?

Yasser's Dead (to the tune of Freddy's Dead)

Yasser's dead,
That's what I said,
Cuz Yasser's dead,

The Israelis wanted to shoot him,
Or jail him and abuse him,
Another terror plan,
Killing Jews for the man,

Uh huh,

Ain't a damn thing said,
Cuz Yasser's dead,

Yasser, Yasser, Yasser, Yasser, Yasser, Yasser ...

According to some reports, the PA chairman regained consciousness, though he was suffering from hallucinations.

Poor choice of words. He's having "visions." No doubt they're being written down in beautiful Arabic.

/sarc, all right

#123 eeevil conservative

Russia took missing explosives???

OMG!! It is so true! Debka has been preaching for forever that hunsane shipped all of his shit into Syria, and did you notice the spokesman's retraction?

“I am unaware of anyparticular information on that point,” said Larry Di Rita, Pentagon spokesman. “I would be careful about information that has been asserted because I don't know how accurate it might be.”

It is SO geek-speak for it may be true, but you won't hear it from me. WHAT A COUP! Kerry lambasts Bush for being an idiot, when it really was the Russians.

Whats really a shame is that Mr Palestine might be buried near the temple mount.

I can't remember where I saw it, but didn't a bunch of Russian "Advisors" give themselves up, when the 3rd ID came around to visit there compound? A lot stuff was happening in those days.

02:35 Palestinian cabinet minister Azzam al-Ahmad: Arafat is in stable condition, but there is no improvement

Coma.

RIP Ford, I'm revising my memory down to about 1500-something. Definitely more than 1200 though!

#217: No. Yes. No.

You know, I was just thinking. If Arafat had sought treatment in Israel (unlikely) for his gallstones, he would have been treated by Jewish doctors, who, I bet anything, would have taken good care of him. (Even Dr. Bigel, in reality.)

That just says everything about what kind of people Arafat thinks are the enemy. Idiot.

The shame of it is he gets to die peacefully in bed; his thousands of victims, from US Ambassador Cleo Noel to little Shalevet Pas were not as fortunate.

His was an evil life that sliced down the lives of many others.

He was thief.
He was a liar.
He was a murderer.
He was a Nazi in his youth.
He broke every treaty he ever signed.
He was a communist agent as a young man.
He created the need for airline security.
He sent terrorists to the Olympics.
He led his people to four successive defeats in war.
He killed or intimidated his opponents.
His election was rigged against a 78 year old woman.

He was many things, none good.

Israel TV should commemorate the passing of this feces by simply scrolling the names of this bastard's victims.

Lord Ilpalazo

Whats really a shame is that Mr Palestine might be buried near the temple mount.

DON'T EVEN GO THERE...!

#225 evariste

You could be right, I'd look it up, but I'm too lazy. :P

#152 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar

Is there any event ever where someone doesn't go all conspiracy on us and say "the timing is wierd?" Ever?

Arafat dead or dying, Boston Red Sox poised to get rid of the curse. The timing is weird, don't you think?

How desperate will the MSM get?

New York Times, election eve

"EXCLUSIVE: At least 100 V-2 rockets are missing from the Mittelwerke plant where they were manufactured by slave labor during the nazi era.
Inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency visited the Mittelwerke during the past week and report that the site is not under guard by US troops and that all V-2s have been removed.
The discovery of the missing rockets comes despite repeated denials from Bush Administration officials that any V-2s have fallen into the hands of terrorists."

Yishai

MAN I LOVE IT!!! This would be GREAT for BUSH! And Kerry has been courting the French like crazy. The only thing holding the US back right now is that France and Russia will be HIT HARD- but so much support for them and Saddam- THEY HAVE TO HAVE DEFINITIVE PROOF before they could ever say it!

#230 - Ayatollah Ghilmeini - Israel TV should commemorate the passing of this feces by simply scrolling the names of this bastard's victims.

That would take weeks. Good idea.

BEAGLE

you forgot the lunar eclipse...

#233 beagle

Arafat dead or dying, Boston Red Sox poised to get rid of the curse. The timing is weird, don't you think?

Don't forget an eclipse of the moon.

cue pink floyd

Its premature to say this guy's already dead. I mean he did survive 80 assasination attempts. There an evil force at work here.

According to this AP story, Ara-sleeps-with-the fishes was eating soup at 8PM and then vomited, collapsed and fell into unconsciousness.

IDF recipe, perhaps?

[Link: ap.tbo.com...]

jrdroll

beat ch'a

#209 NuclearTinkerbell 10/27/2004 05:41PM PST
Disclaimer: I found this doing a google search for images. I swear. Arafat's Natal Chart

Aquarious

When the moon, is in the seventh house,
And Jupitor aligns with Mars,
Then fatricide will grip the 'Stinians,
Cuz Arafat has just died!

This is the dawnig of the Age of Post Arafat
The Age of Post Arafat
Post Arafaaat
Post Arafaaat,

Power struggles and intercine fighting,
The legacy of Arafat is deadly,
Poverty and total ignorance/Eating rotten pita right off the street/ Mystic Sufis afraid of salafis oh shit here comes the Hamas they are almost as crazy as Islamic Jihaaad.

Post Arafat ...
Post Arafat ...

Hannity is having an American troop who was at the AL Qaqaa site when they got there!!! WOO HOO!!

Pink Floyd

Dark Side of the Moon

The eclipse officially begins in about 20 minutes I think.
So arafish still has time to get out of dodge (earth).
It's gonna be the cool kind too: a blood red moon.
Unfortunately it is finally raining in SoCal, so I won't be seeing it :oP

Palestinian Authority officials in Ramallah say it’s all over. Their colleagues are gathering from all over, arguing over rumor that Arafat authorized Qureia, Abbas and Zaanoun to officiate as PA heads during his indisposition.

From Debka

If true, then perhaps the fireworks will begin before float time...

eeevil...

IT"S AL CACA...!

I wonder if Arafat got ahold of some rat poison, courtesy of Israel- they have been saying they are gonna do him in!!!

Good night all. And Nana, please e-mail me. I'm getting a complex here...

OT:

Is Allah-Pundit dead?

#108 Joshua:

Wrong (I think). It puts Kerry in a bind. If he says something about negative about Arafat it hurts him with the Arab vote. If it's positive, it hurts him with the Jewish vote (think Florida). Eventually, it will be non-descript, and it will be viewed as yet another "nuanced" position.

Bush has a much easier time. He has been critical of Arafat all along, and won't get much of the Arab vote anyway. He can easily say something like: "Hopefully, a new leadership committed to fighting terror can now arise".

G.W.

Smapty, no, he's just hanging up the blogging hat I think :-(

239 Lord Ilpalazo - he did survive 80 assasination attempts. There an evil force at work here.

That there is. Arafat will die - if not today, then soon. And whoever replaces him will probably be or lead to WORSE. Glad to see the backside of the fish, but this isn't going to lead to happier times for Israel.
Big wall. That's the ticket.

He's dead or on life support. But the conniving thugs need to sucker in his dhimmi wife to beat out of her the secret bank account numbers etc and kill his heir. Can't have a girl be the inheriter.

#227 lmg

Now that's optimism. Probably right. That will be the last place on the planet to become civilized. The irony is that all of Europe looks to Palestine as if those ignorant unredemable savages were the world's deserving, innocent victims. New question, can Europeans ever become less ignorant?

I cringe whenever I hear some idiot say that the Middle east crisis must be resolved first, because no "crisis" can be resolved when one side wants eternal war, genocide or at least ethnic cleansing.

Anyway MY current pessimism is that The Fish will start swimming again as if nothing had happened.

#242 Zakistan

LOL!

Poverty and total ignorance/Eating rotten pita right off the street/ Mystic Sufis afraid of salafis oh shit here comes the Hamas they are almost as crazy as Islamic Jihaaad.

Post Arafat ...
Post Arafat ...

My favorite part. :)
Maybe you are inspired to write a complete Broadway show in tribute?

Lunar Eclipse

Arafat Dies

Red Sox win the World Series (conjecture...for now)

God is talking to us today. I like what I'm hearing.

Not so Fast you

#123 #153 eevil conservative

One guy in the Pentagon shooting his mouth off ain't vindication.

24 hour rule invoked here.

Russian's moving WMD's to Syria

Syria is NOT toast, BTW 2,000,000 fit for Military Service

Syria More likely than Saddam to use their VX, Sarin Stockpiles and missiles. if threatened.

BTW VX is SO BAD you would wish it could be Un-invented.

Since VX and sarin are both nerve agents, they have similar effects on the body. But VX is about a hundred times more deadly than sarin when absorbed through the skin and about twice as deadly when inhaled. Moreover, sarin is volatile, evaporates at about the same rate as water, and is deadliest when inhaled, while VX is oil-based, extremely adhesive, and long lasting.

[Link: www.cfrterrorism.org...]

DUBYA won't nuke 'em -- get used to it.

#250 Smapty
He did mention that he was getting burned out and would can the blog after the election.
Guess he burned out before the election.
Is it any wonder? :oP

O dear, what a pity, never mind.
What will his shopaholic wife do now that the millions of dollars from the UNWRA are no longer diverted into her Swiss bank account?
It looks like Suha might have to get a job in some Parisian brothel next time she needs a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes.

Btw, here's who we're burying:

Arafat's uncle was a friend of Hitler

Here are some photo's of Arafat's uncle and Hitler:

Springtime for Arafat's uncle

Hannity to have soldier who looked for those 380 tons of weapons

Forgot to include this song.

#231 dustyroadguy

DON'T EVEN GO THERE...!

I was thinking a museum display would be ideal.

I think the Fish has to wait a few more minutes. Satan's still getting his bed ready in Hell. He had to get Osama to change rooms to accomodate the red binder and the wet wipes.

#251 G.W.

Silly, no one in the world is better at saying nothing and taking a long time doing it than John Kerry. It's his strongest point, and much preferable to his insane angry Sunday morning quarterback mode - that makes me long for YEAAARRRGGGHHH!

Fark's just had great headline on this:

"Ambulance arrives outside Arafat's Ramallah compound. Three Jordanian doctors, four Egyptian lawyers, eight anti-tank rockets, and a dozen midget clowns spill out"

#126 WriterMom

Yes, we've waited for this a long time---AND I'M ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE!

:>)

/Let's just be grateful nobody's perfected human cloning yet! Of course, I'm sure how "human" Arafish really is. . .

Looks like Uday and Qusay are going to be getting some company.

Chinese news has some details from their on-site reporter that's not in the western media:
Palestinians gather outside Arafat compound

Palestinians gather outside HQ for Arafat's health news
28/10/2004 8:05

About 1,000 Palestinians were gathering outside of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's headquarters in the West Bank city of Ramallah midnight Wednesday for his health news, Xinhua correspondents at the scene said early Thursday.

Rayonic, ROFL!

I forgot the lunar eclipse. I need to listen to Dark Side of the Moon and watch The Wizard of Oz for this occasion.

Springtime for Yasser
And Palestine.
Loud ululations everywhere...

Sorry. Feeling a bit giddy tonight.

258 Havoc

24 hour rule is cool by me

I just love how this is coming into light. We have thought for a long time that the weapons went there. Nice to know an investigation is going on. Better to know that if it did happen, France and Russia were involved- at least from the aspect of vindicating Bush and showing just how corrupt they are. Plus= I have high hopes because I don't think a pentagon official would share this if they didn't think it were true. I may be niave- but it is the Pentagon not CBS or NYT.

Hannity on Fox News is nipping the explosives story in the butt. He has a soldier from the 101st who was personally in the compound.

Why all the fuss to save his life?

Just strap a bomb to him and make him a martyr.

I'm sure there are 72 virgins waiting for his ugly ass,

BTW VX is SO BAD you would wish it could be Un-invented.

I once heard it referred to as "bug spray for people"

The good folks of StreetGOP would like to wish Arafish a safe and speedy non-recovery. We know that his family, friends and former KGB handlers will sorely miss him..

a long nasty stretch of history is about to end..

258 Havoc

besides... Drudge is running the story- and I trust Drudge.

Ken Dixon of the 101st airborne just blew JFK out of the water. He was there on April 10th and those explosives were not there.

Boom

tick
tick
tick

tick boom

OK. Aflarat is dying (maybe), but we've got a total lunar eclipse starting at 20:14 CDT. It peaks at 22:00. Grab a Gambrinus and Mambo!

GTC

Oh, so this is the active thread:

There once was a terrorist named Arafat;
A product of the KGB apparat.
His infamy was global,
yet it won him a Nobel;
I hope they pack his dead carcass in pork fat

I just read that George W is the one who is killing Arafish. At leat that is what Kerry is saying. And Edwards is saying that when Kerry is prez. they will stem cell him back to life.