May I be one of the first to say

YAHOOO!

GO BUSH!!!

YEAH BABY!!

Thank you, G-d.

Stolen.

/kidding.

Hell YA!

JUST SAW THAT

PHEEEWWW

(hard holding your breath for 10 months)

I go to bed...

I am exhausted!

Thank you God Almighty!!!

YEEES!

Thanks America. You voted for yourselves, as you should. But you've given this Canadian hope.

God Bless the USA

As a proud BUCKEYE...i've never been happier to live in the great state of OHIO ! ! !

4 MORE YEARS ! ! !

Yah-hoo! And now... the litigation. And world-wide liberal suicide watch.

#7

I heard that !!!

I am one happy son of a gun!

and I quote from my prev. post, taken from the D.U.:

F*ck that! I will fight these thugs in the streets

/turds.

New Mexico!! New Mexico!!

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!

Uh...or uh...something like that.

Oh, and Charles? As for Kos?

SCREW HIM!

Now it's time for FOUR MORE BEERS! Thanks, everybody!

//BUSH-CHENEY

God Bless the Buckeye State and all the LGFers!!!

Too much of a gap for even the lawyers to help skerry.

oh thank god

I knew this election was important but...I am sobbing with joy and us Irish hardly ever cry.

For all the LGFers that prayed, remember to look up and say, "Thank you!"

Can I be the first one to say...

WoT...Phase 2...Let's ROLL!

God it's great to be an American.

LULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!!

I can breathe now! Four More Years!

I saw it too,

Too bad that there's some little tart on Fox already screaming "COURT!" even before she has a chance to get her head out of her butt to see what's really going on.

I hope Osama is watching, because the American people just sent him a big message "Your goose is cooked, bitch."

so...where are all the "young voters"

God, does Chris Matthews look dour. And Rather, almost immedialty after hearing the announcement, left for a commercial break. He's probably gone off to cry.

'scuse me while I kiss the sky!

More enlightenment via Atrios...

NPR is saying that the big surprise is that this election might be won on values. what values? hate the fag, love the fetus values. not terro, not iraq, but values. fundamentalist christian values. meanwhile we murder thousands in iraq?

if it does fall out that way, bush, rove et al have pulled the biggest scam on america cause they could give a shit about values. it's the old bait and switch and these stupid knuckle-dragging fundies who the republican party could give a shit about after they get their vote have been fooled by lip service about fags and fetuses. idiots.

but i'm still hopeful we'll sqeak this thing out. minnesota just went out way. come on ohio, birthplace of my kerry lovin' wonderful brave and strong mother...

[Link: www.haloscan.com...]

It ain't over till the fat guy (Moore) starts whining about the election being stolen. If the other states don't fall right, we get a tie in the electoral college, and one of the Republican electors from West Virginia has said that he will vote for Kerry, which would break the tie...

God Bless President Bush and God bless the United States of America!!!

This does not suck!!!

Best and funniest blog moment of the night:

Aproximately 30 people posting "FOX just called Ohio for Bush" at one time on the previous thread.

It's looking worse for Daschle too!

Yeah for the GOP!

Oh my G-d, I'm so happy!!!

Yeah !!!
Now shove it jacques n osama n moore n carter !

I live in Washington State, and I am ready to move to OHIO.

P.S. - I am a Bengals fan because of John Kitna starting last year (went to college with him), so I have more than one reason.

Drex

Need an Iowa thread.

FO
MO
Yeeeahs!

/rob halford impression. shaking fist. wearing leather.

Speechless. Wonderful...

Congratulations to Swift Vets, LGF lizardoids, Powerline, and W supporters!

Let's watch Kerry make the speech!

And that, my friends, is the biggest bullet I hope to ever have to dodge in my lifetime.

God bless America and God bless George W. Bush!

ok that is wonderful, but..

with alaska going stongly for bush right now (63-35) that gets us to 269, no worse than a tie.

still need one of the following to win outright: NM, part of maine, NH, NV, WI, IA

still pretty scary, but hopefully it means this wont end up in a tie with it going to the house to elect bush.

and again im going to call new mexico and our handfull of electoral votes to bush

Grab your guns and ammo. DU rabids are calling on a march to Washington!

Hit the tip jar! Lizard Karma rules!

#17...well said...SCREW HIM ! ! !

After FOX just said best kerry could hope for was a 269-269 tie,

I had to tune back into CBS

Dan, Suffer you Marxist Bitch!!!

Oh my God, please let this be true

OH, WHAT A NIGHT!

I feel like I can breath again. USA we rock!

:) Thanks for the company on this important night!

I can't let myself be relieved yet. After seeing the Red Sox whup the Yankees, reality can no longer be trusted.

Will someone please pass that bucket of Haldol over here?

A mandate is delivered in time of war. The American people give their approval for decisive action. A decisive leader with clear faith and clear vision can now wield a fearsome instrument of war against a deadly enemy. These are trying times, but we will win.

On your word, Charles, I am declaring BUSH the winner of the election.

The fireworks (mortar shells, rockets, and Roman Candles) are coming out of the garage (and going ON TO my neighbor's roof)!

America FUCK YEAH!!

In so many ways that are personal, 2004 has been an 'annus horribilis' i.e. a horrible year for me. This news has just saved the year for me. I give all of my LGF friends out there a big cyber hug!!!

I do not celebrate before it is certain. But thanks to all voters who understood to vote for Bush.

#28 Ed from Ohio

I'm a young voter, but if you ment in Ohio nevermind, I'm in MO. I'm so young, this was my first election! So excited!!

yep, and good night! :-)

Praise God!

I'll probably be worthless at work tomorrow, uh today, but it was worth it.

All we need is Alaska for a tie, but we almost have New Mexico so that may be moot.

Plus we have a Republican governor in Indiana again!

Woo Hoo!

Now, just use this win to finish the job.

FNC talking that the Bush lead in NM is pretty formidable...and even if that falls short, as long as Ohio remains Red, and Alaska goes Red (very likely) - then 269-269 and the election goes to the Repubican controlled House.

My guess is that the Ohio lead will be able to survive any recount - moving tens of thousands of votes is very very difficult. The DNC couldn't contest NH last year because they didn't see how they could move 7K. Florida, in 2000, with less than 1K, was a better target.

Fox had NO BALLS all night long

and BAM they called the big one first!

Thank you, OHIO!

Never prouder to be your neighbor!

ULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU!

Electoral Collage Swarm!

And on that day after a fierce fight, when the Good Man felt the anger of the forces of evil at his heels,

On that day, the people rose up, as one, and made their stand.

And a select few,

A group known as The Lizard Nation,

They stood the tallest of them all

on that fateful day.

-- Verse from The Chronicles of Charles, The First Lord of the Lizards

Susan Estrich - thy name is shill. Boo nasty.

Is it bad form for me to still be mad about those freakin exit polls? Did anybody think that AP would do a fair job with the exit polling? Admittedly I bought the head fake because I couldn't believe that the AP would do such a despicable thing in the wake of the problem of calling elections early in the 2000 elections. Give credit to the American people. We are not stupid!

James Carville has just admitted defeat and made his concession speech on CNN.

While I think Bush will win Ohio, I just crunched the numbers and it will be close.

There's still around 200K votes to count in Cuyahoga county and Bush's has gotten about 38% in that county.

I think Fox is jumping the gun a bit.

We did it!! 4 more year!!

time for me to go to the john and take me a good Kerry. And when I'm done wipe my Edwards clean...

Flush

America...,Fuck yeah

OOOHIOOO

Fox is starting to backpeddle as the difference narrows...

Thus starts the mass exodus of the hollywood gasbags, rest of the planet, sorry about your luck...

CNN calling Colorado for Bush!

We won!

The only thing that will make me feel even better would be to wake up to find that we are LEVELING Fallujah!!

Drudge now posting - BUSH WINS

Drudge siren is reporting that "Bush Wins"

Arms triumphantly thrust in the air!!

Congratulations Mr. President!!!

Listening live to Congressman Ed Marcky(?) in Boston who just said, "If all the provisional ballets in Ohio are counted Kerry will win Ohio. We know the Republicans will attempt to block provisional ballots being counted."

And of course a tie is decided in the House, which is controlled by the Republicans, so the best Kerry can hope for is to lose.

Now let's make it hurt!

"thanks be to GOP"

yea too early to celebrate

I won't be celebrating till Kerry concedes, possibly next year, or maybe longer.

Iowa is within 1000 votes, could it go Bush?

I'd wait a while longer, but y'know, if you want to see the voices of doom, go over to Kos.

Not a bunch of happy campers there.

Hey Islamic terrorists...guess what? The sheriff is staying in town and he's coming for you.

Your days are numbered.

Hallelujah and praise the Lord!!!

Thank you Charles, for everything you've done. And thank you to all the LGFers who did so much work over the past couple of years to spread the word about the war on Islamofascism to the rest of America.

Of course, nothing really ends now. The MSM doesn't change, the newspapers keep on doing what they do, the lawsuits will be there.

But now is not the time to think about that, now is the time to be happy and grateful.

#62 Athos

"then 269-269 and the election goes to the Repubican controlled House."

Just for the record, it doesn't matter that the House is Repubican controlled. Its one state one vote. As long Bush wins 26 or more states, he wins.

Looks like New Mexico & Alaska will probably be ours - no worries about a tie.
Woohoo!!!

ach. I think we're ok. finally.

I want to say one thing. It looks like Dascle has lost in South Dakota. His wife, Linda, is a lobbyist for the airline industry. I don't know what this means for airline safety or ticket prices but I just wanted to clue you guys in.

We meet them every January in Dulles as they go to their vacation and we go to ours. He's a nice person and so is she. But life for these two has to be hell right now.

YEAHHH!!! Go America it's ya birthday...

Ohio going to court!

Figures... sore loosers

I dunno -- I'm still a teeensy bit nervous:

OHIO
Bush
(Incumbent)
2,420,921
51%
0

Kerry
2,319,462
49%
0

87% precincts reporting - Updated 12:56 a.m. E

Drudge has siren flashing stating that Bush Wins!

The green light is on baby... Go Bush Go

New Mexico with 83% in:

Bush Rep 228,557 52
Kerry Dem 209,286 47

Hold on guys looks like Fox is starting to check out a new set of numbers for Ohio. Has anyone other than Fox called Ohio?

looks like new mexico is bush--i take back all the bad things i said about n.m-hubby and i recently went on vavation there- lost our car totally in a baseball sized hail stoem--our car was destroyed-with us in it--scary-- but all is forgiven-lol

congrats USA from australia!

YEEHAW!

#71 sunny 11/2/2004 09:56PM PST

America...,Fuck yeah

OOOHIOOO

Hey, terrorists, terrorize this!

Bush is going to win. How do I know? CBS just put their Constitutional scholar on.

Phase 2 begins.

nah... the Cajun Clinton guy on CNN is saying can't spin this one anymore... Dems need to look at themselves and see where they are at as a party (didn't think I'd ever agree with that guy...)

This was close. Every vote counted - LGF reaches hundreds of thousands - so let me be the first to say THANK YOU CHARLES!!! :-)

Oh, and in case any Kerry fans are watching:

All your Electoral College are Belong to Us :)

Hey Osama...stick it in your turban!!

I'm nervous... C-SPAN is showing Ohio, Michigan, and Wisconsin still undecided...

thank God is was not close enough for them to cheat...

Some girl just flashed the camera on MSNBC outside the window.

[Link: daschlevthune.typepad.com...]

Saying Thune has it.

its within 2. I'm still a bit nervous.

DU is gobsmacked. That is entertainment!

#67 AngryDumbo

Hmmm... Let's see:

In the last week of the election...

The NYT's comes out with it's bogus stolen weapons story, Osama resurfaces and starts spouting off like a Demogogue, and now the AP nazis post exit polls which are sh-t?

Nah, couldn't be.

Ha!!! Hardball and nbc just called Ohio for Bush!!!

(posted on other thread, repeated here for personal ego)

I have it 249 Bush, 215 Kerry

States still white...

OH

MI

WI

MN

IA

NM

NV

Of note...OH, NM are leaning Bush. That means that if that holds, BUSH WINS!

America, F@#K YEAH!

Drudge Report calls aBush win.

*Sorry, meant to say CNN.

Hey, can someone help me out? Anyone registered for Kos's comments?

I feel charitable and would like to help them out;

They are having a discussion regarding low turnout among young voters. Being a young voter, I can say that my profs urged us to vote for weeks. They moved assignments and canceled classes. They offered rides. They handed out forms. In a pleasant surprise, they did it mostly without stumping for Kerry. (when not specifically urging us to vote, was another matter entirely, of course)

Hours of classtime spent on this, and still, come today, about half the people in every class were saying "I forgot to register", "I don't want to drive home to vote", and "I never filled out an absentee ballot" Even ones with all the Kerry pins and stuff.

I may really hate Kerry, but I want everyone to vote on principle. I urged several people - who I knew were Kerry supporters - to go vote with provisional ballots. I don't think they did.

As for those who did vote, more than half seemed to be over 45. Kerry lost a lot of ground with them that he did not need to lose on any number of things, I would suggest to the Dems that they figure out what, exactly, those things were. My Grandma, a lifetime Dem voter, absolutely loathes Kerry. Dems, this is a problem.

I think it is in my interest to have an opposition party that does not piss off my Grandma, so I hope they learn some lessons this year.

CNN calling Alaska for Bush.

NBC just called Ohio for Bush.

Alaska goes to bush.

Rove thinks NM will go to Bush. :D

Snoopy happy dance.

Peter Jenning is crying while talking English based Muslim lying murdering journalist and an asshole from the Economist. I remembered when I got my MBA how the professor made us read their garbage and how inaccurate it was. They sounded how stupid Americans were for voting for Bush.
Did they tell the later asshole that there was a profit recession when Bush becomes the President? Brits are an asshole country.

with 84% of the vote counted: thune +2%
texas did its part...we got rid of stenholm and frost.

NBC for [Link: WWW!...]

Drudge Report is calling the election for Bush with the headline (including flashing light) "BUSH WINS!"

I'm holding my breath. This is too awesome!

Connection's back up. I'm not so sure about this yet since the lead is only 100,000.

Damn, this is nerveracking -_-

Can't sleep until I'm assured that Bush won Ohio.

oh yeah - Osama Bin Laden can kiss my ass!

Hellelujah.

I wonder if kerry will start growing a Gore-Sore-Loser-beard.

Eat shit:

- Francoweenies
- George Soros
- Palestinian homicide bombers
- Ted Rall
- Osama Bin Laden
- Saddam Hussein
- Michael Moore
- Environazis
- Yasser Arafat
- Leftists in general

Did I miss anyone?

I've never seen so many long faces on tv. Its freakin hilarious.
You're next you lying msm sons of bitches.

MSNBC JUST CALLED OHIO AND ALASKA FOR BUSH!!!

269

269

NM!

CMON NEW MEXICO!

Tom Brokow just about choked a minute ago: George Bush wins Ohio:(

In other news: South Dakota with 84% of precincts reporting.

Well, I was going to wait until it was a solid win, but since we already have the thread...

                  BUSH !!!

NBC projects President Bush will win Ohio

Bless us all
Now get the terrorists and Euro's in line.

It is a cliche but this is truly a vicotry for all people who love freedom. I don't know what I would have done tonight without LGF. I was nervous like a cat. What a wonderful thought - making Michael Moore, George Soros, Jacques Chirac, Bruce Springsteen, Bill Maher, Arianna Huffington, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Tom Brokaw, Jon Stewart, Maureen Dowd, Paul Krugman, all miserable. EAT SHIT AND DIE!! Tomorrow at my office all the liberals will be walking around so gloomy and bitter. I am $20.00 richer as of now having bet a big Kerry supporter, but we as a nation are far richer.

lawhawk - if you are out there I will see you tomorrow. We both will be pretty useless tomorrow but happier then a pig in shit.

OH Sec of State (Republican) was on ABC and said they have 100,000 provisional ballots. [Link: news.yahoo.com...] With 86% of vote, B ahead about 100,000...

Alaska in the vault. YEA, BABY

Fox just called Alaska for Bush. 269 EV.

Well, NBC just called Ohio but old Danny Boy is clinging to his little electric pointer and false hopes: "If Kerry can just take Wisconsin, Michigan, France, The Ottoman Empire..."

Hey Kos...No screw _you_!

Oh, and you [bigoted word] boys in Fallujah waiting to dance in the streets for Kerry...screw you _too_!

Quilly::stretching the Snoopy Dance Muscles:: Mammoth

zombie...somebody reassure me on one thing.

(Iam still crying with joy but leary of the LLL tricks)

IF Ohio is under 200,000 vote spread FOX reported earlier that there are about that many provisional ballots. (Can that be?)

So...court fights over Ohio?

Is it only Fox that reports this victory? I don't see it anywhere on yahoo/c-span.

All we need is one more, come on NM! I'll forgive you for all of my radioactive strontium!

I wonder what the terrorists are thinking when they read their morning papers?

OH FUCK!!!

ITS OVER !!! GWB !!! GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!

Jenning is now talking about all provisional votes going for Bush. Night of the living dead.

Another Ohioan, who stood for a half hour to vote first thing in the morning when the polls opened, is thankful for that bit of news.

Time to throw in the towel, Lurch!

It is entirely possible that the backlash against Al Guardian and the OSCE "observers" ("we will tell the people of Ohio whether their election is free and fair") was enough to make the difference.
Savor the irony, and send AG and Belgian Senator Covelier a note of thanks.

That vague rumbling in the background is four years of incitement and authoritarian propaganda finally taking full effect on the far left.
They are bestirring themselves for a violent confrontation, possibly before the night is over.

hold ur breath folks...its still very close in OH...ABC is still not projecting for W.

BUT just said Alaska goes W!... WOOO HOOO

EAT SHIT DAN RATHER

you sorry sack of lying d*ck l*cking son of a bitch!!!

I HOPE YOU ROT

Been spending all night observing Democratic Underground and soaking in the sweet, sweet, schadenfreude.

Suck it down, you socialist douchebags =P

And I just heard NBC has said Bush won Ohio.

C'mon, hurry up and make it unanimous! Then I can make fun of the Redskins 'prediction' and then go to sleep.

Truth is power.

any lizardoids who live on the Upper East side of manhattan wanna go out to CELEBRATE!!!

CBS just called Alaska for Bush. They still don't have Ohio in Bush's column so they have Bush at 249. Fox has already called Ohio for Bush. Also, with 80% of precincts reporting, New Mexico shows Bush with a 20,000 vote lead. They'd call it for Bush but there are a lot of absentee ballots in NM.

I'm not the kind of guy who says, "Well, I told you so," since I made all those confident entries about how George Bush would win...so, um, I, won't say that...uh, here. Um.

So, I guess I'll stand over here...next to Glaubner.

Hooray for the American people, for not letting the dream die.

Hooray for freedom, let it reign over the world.

Hooray for LGF for shining one of those really bright flashlights into the dark places of the world. (Time to hit the tip jar.)

Hooray for all you guys and gals here. I love you guys.

"And a tie is still possible" says some asshat on local Fox News, L.A.

and Fox says he took Ohio

Sh**

Still Bush is short one electoral vote?

Damn.

I knew better, OHIO OHIO OHIO.

I'm so tired.

269. It's official sKerry cannot win now according to ABC.

Oh yeah, I forgot Dan Blather and CBS.

FOX has BUSH @ 269 not counting New Mexico and Nevada!!! It's all over sKerry!!!

Drudge's siren says Bush wins!

#116 Tim in PA
I agree that the Dems shouldn't be pissing off your Grandma. However, this isn't a parliamentary system and we don't have and "opposition party." I think you may have to examine your underlying assumptions about the American political system, you may be mistaken about something.

#130 Zachary Cohen

Were you the one earlier in the evening who promised us all a certain sexual act if Bush won? Tell you what, instead of doin gthat you can buy us all a beer!

CueBall Carville has also thrown in the towel in Ohio and said so on CNN...

With Alaska called for the President - we are looking at 269 for the President. IA, WI, and NM are very much in play - with NM the most likely to be called Red. If any one of those goes - put a fork in Kerry.

In fact, as long as 269 holds - Bush wins when it gets to the House.

Wooohooo :)

Lysander

My hats off to the Bush 2004 campaigners. They held off a hostile press and stayed the course through the dark moments of the Iraq prison scandal. The MSM showed their true blue liberal bias with the infamous “Memogate” with our fearless leader Charles demolishing the authenticity of the 60 minutes document. The LGF has played a small but important part of this historic election. Each of you should be proud your contributions. Well done! Lizaloids.

OK, everybody, break out the jam, Kerry's toast.

Better yet... DRINK!

:^D

so Dak for bush, dashle and lobbiess wife dn to defeat.

Iowa

Kerry
663,433 50%
Bush
662,648 50%

86% precincts reporting - Updated 12:58 a.m. ET

Funniest headline of the night on Drudge...

Global monitors find faults

Yeah, their puppet Kerry didn't win...

I HAVE AN URGENT QUESTION FOR YOU ALL!

WHY THE HELL IS IT TAKING SOOO LONG TO COUNT OHIO? THE POLLS CLOSED THERE 5 HOURS AGO!!! MY STATE IN THE SAME TIME ZONE IS DONE!!!

ARE THEY MANUFACTURING VOTES?

Did I read or hear somewhere that AP was responsible for the exit polling this election? Can someone confirm that? Could that have anything to do with why the exit polling was so hosed? And why it was so consistently skewed towards Kerry? It's common knowledge that AP went into the tank for Kerry months ago.

Everyone at FOX was so glum as the coverage began early in the evening, except for Juan Williams and Susan Estrich, who were positively giddy. They didn't tell us why until the polls closed in FLA, and it was then that we come to learn that the exit polling had been predicting a Kerry win virtually everywhere. And it was all wrong, excpet for NJ and PA, which were blue states anyway.

The MSM kept up its rank partisanship and Kerry favoritism to the bitter end.

why why why am i still nervous???

Now its time to rack up a big margin of vitory with NM, IA, WI so it does not make it worth any amount of lawyering in OH.

By the way I want to tell Charles (and in this I think that all of you can agree with me) that he has done a FANTASTIC job throughout the day and evening with this blog.

WOW.

.and thanks Charles for the updates at your late hour.

157 continued.

Oh, I also love you gals too. Especially you gals.

Can we cut and run from Iraq now? Thru Iran and Syria!!!

I've switched from Fox to the dark eye of sauron network and Dan Blather is sooo depressed!!!

Someone familiar with Florida. Will Martinez and Castor have a runoff? Florida senate race.

Angry oddball alert! Keep your loved ones safe folks!

I'm still nervous about Dem monkey business in Ohio, but then I'm a Floridian so I've seen that stuff before. ;-)

We are celebrating in Sydney.

I'm off to drink with other Sydney Karl Rove secret agents.

[Link: www.drudgereport.com...]

One thing to remember as the court crap plays out over the next 48 hours ...

Bush will have the popular vote by over 50% even after California is counted.

Shove that in to Latte drinking, biscotti munching faces of the Kerry whinner's in the morning.

It's guy fawkes week here in NZ and I'll be letting off a WHOLE LOAD OF FIREWORKS and downing a WHOLE LOAD OF BEER tonight :D!!!

WOHOOO!!!

I'm expecting a lot of "Americans Are Stupid" cries tomorrow from the media and even many of my friends.

My exit poll predicted a win for W early this morning. Then again, my bowel movement has been solid for weeks.

One Mo' point away from Fo' Mo' Years

Tim Russert now talking on NBC that NO WAY FOR KERRY TO WIN...

The MSM is beginning to fold and accept reality.

NM is widening and MI is narrowing - cool!

Alaska is called for bush - 269

Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da da daaah da!

Th-th-th-that's all folks!

(Drinks)

I'm watching CBS.

I want to see Dan Rather announce Bush the winner.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The sounds you are hearing are the gulfstream IVs heading up to Iowa right now.

If it's true, & it's decisive enough to avoid the lawyer-swarm, I will be one very happy guy, proud that my fellow Americans did the right thing. I know schadenfreud is wrong, but...(muntz) HAAAHhaaah! (/muntz)

Sorry I am late but I was over lurking at a dem site. I couldn't resist. I know I know but it was FUN! BUSH WON! BUSH WON ! BUSH WON!

NBC just called the whole thing for Bush!!!

Just need a couple of more to get past the legal barrier!

God bless AMERICA!!!

Hot Damn!

God bless America.

Drudge: Bush Wins

Dems are still talking about Ohio votes, including provisionals.

However, Severin says Carville said "Bush won. Kerry lost. We have to admit it."

America to Osama and other terrorists:

WE'RE NOT AFRAID!

Remember, bin Laden said he would only attack the states that voted the wrong way.

Kerry in hiding according to NBC, Vanessa looking tense...

If this election ends in a 269-269 tie, remember, just one electoral college represenative can jump over to Kerry . . . and there is a guy in West Virginia who says that is exactly what he will do.

If he does, then the Republican will have 41 days to get someone to jump their way.

If Ohio has really gone Bush, I think he will get more than 269 though.

Come on Hawaii YOu can do it.

lawyers heading towards to OH. maybe I really don't know. I'm just waiting for Hawaii to go for Bush

Can I exhale NOW?!?!?

File under "Give Me A F*cking Break:"

MIAMI The global implications of the U.S. election are undeniable, but international monitors at a polling station in southern Florida said Tuesday that voting procedures being used in the extremely close contest fell short in many ways of the best global practices.

Hey, global monitors, monitor this!
...

"Global test? We don need no stinkin global test!"

How huge were the bloggers in this ? The great work by LGF & others, exposing the obvious lies & blatant hatred from the media, had to have gotten under the skin of a few undecideds.

Now, let's get to work on Hillary...

I can't wait to see the look on Chirac's face tomorrow.

Peter Jennings and Dan Rather look visibly crestfallen.

I never thought I'd look forward to listening to NPR.

The whining will be sweet music.

Still keeping my fingers crossed because it ain't over till it's over.

Congratulations everyone! This is truly amazing...to win with all of the shenanigans of DNC, MSM, Chirac, Osama, et al. What an amazing feat.

I'm speechless. YAYYY!

Wonder if the world is still watching.

Who gets to tell al-Guardian and the rest of the British Press? HA HA HA

best good guy troll comment of the night on Haloscan:

Ha ha ha bitches. Bush is going to win. We are going to be filibuster proof and appoint only judges who will criminalize you.
Jack Meoff | Email | Homepage | 11.02.04 - 10:35 pm |

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LMAO!!!

Tom Brokaw is now trying to imply that the cultural conservative really would vote Democrat on economic issue. News to a man that makes 10 million-dollar reading the news Socialism does not work.

IOWA is within 200 votes for Bush, a little insurance maybe?

133 PDM

You always bring a smile to my face! This one the very biggest. Thank you ; -))

Lots of work lies ahead. May we all have the strength and undaunted perseverance to make the next four years quite extraordinary ones.

#173 jaybird 11/2/2004 10:05PM PST

Did I read or hear somewhere that AP was responsible for the exit polling this election? Can someone confirm that? Could that have anything to do with why the exit polling was so hosed? And why it was so consistently skewed towards Kerry?

Well it turns out there wasn't any exit polling at my pollingplace, but just in case I made sure to wear my nosering, a tie-dyed skirt, and rumpled linen jacket to the polls. Figuring they'd ask me, y'know.

CNN - Iowa less than 200 votes

28 Ed from Ohio

so...where are all the "young voters"

They're just rolling out of bed right now, turning on the TV and saying "bummer."

Now they are talking about chads and provisonal votes...

Ohio isn't as full as old-People-driving-their-cars-everywhere-but-on-th e-street as Florida.

Give us Some credit for knowing how to punch a card

We don't shove ten pre-prepared ballots through a Votomatic at once to hand out to bums we round up.

Ohio still looks firm from what Fox is saying. I am not a holy roller type but can I get a nice deep resounding HALLALLUEYA?!?!

Has anyone besides FOX called Ohio for Bush yet? Just want to be sure it's really over before I start celebrating...

All - honor and glory to Charles Johnson and the other Pajamaheeden for unseating the LLL MSM!

#195

Any particularly dumb comments there?

Good night

Tomorrow morning I am going to listen to NPR for the first time in a couple years to hear the depression and disapointment in their voices...SWEET!

CNN - bush up by 200 iowa

Redskin prediction falls by the wayside, last seen sitting on curb next to Bambino, Bucky Dent, Lurch . . .

Don't just thank Charles, hit the tip jar.

Dan rATHERS is about to cry --- its so awesome to watch that BASTARD squirm!

W takes lead in Iowa by 17 votes with 86% in.

I proudly admit that I had several prayers for george bush and this country all day today...and yes, THANK YOU GOD.

for the fun of it-just turned on cbs--will someone give lesley stahl a hairbrush?? looks like she just got outta bed--with dan--yuck!!!

Therer is nothing more exhilirating than being shot at and missed. (Winston Churchill)

:)

...and the 2004 Republican Party
Dems took their shot and missed.
Now we get ours...for 4 years.
And they WILL hurt, 'cause WE won't miss!

Good work to Bush and his staff.

I feel BEST for our troops!
Continuity of a determined CO makes for a strong defens and willing soldiers.

Awesome.

*+*

Well well well. Tom Brokaw is smiling and relaxed. Could he be glad? Maybe he too feels strangled by the orthodoxy. Maybe he too wants to stick it to authority.

This is a long overdue payback for Kerry's slander of his countrymen and 'band of brothers' back in 1971. I cannot wait to watch Realtime with Bill Maher the nexttime it is on.
Also I am hoping that Bush did far better with the Jewish vote then originally predicted. If he did then my faith would be somewhat restored with my coreligionists.

By the way to the British lunatic media particularly al Guardian and the BBC and al Reuters - EAT SHIt AND DIE!!!

It's a shame that our man had to fight so hard to beat such a LAME PIECE OF DONKEY SHIT.

I blame the msm.

I raise up my glass and toast to their demise.

Is that the sound of moonbats skulls exploding tonight all around the country and the world?

Close, quick and dirty but the bolshevics have finally been castrated tonight courtesy of the good old Red State American voter...

I am so tired and happy and time for a whiskey!!

NBC has called Ohio for Bush.

Fox and MSNBC show Bush at 269.

YOW!

Alaska goes to bush.

But...but...but...drilling in ANWAR! Caribou! Oil companies bad!

Cuyahoga county with 90% of precincts reporting

There is simply not enough dem votes, in Cleveland, provisional/absentee ballots, to put Kerry over the top. The Ohio win is solid.

I'm worried that this election will not pass the global test.

Tom Brokaw "it's heartbreaking" for Kerry campaign. They're (NBC) not OFFICIALLY calling it, but...

Looks so miserable in Boston. Are they holding a vigil? LOL.

And Bush now has a slight lead in Iowa!

*Cless prepares to emit a cheerful version of the Dean scream*

Time and tide will surely show,
How firm thy friendship,
O - HI - O

AK just went and locked in a tie, which in worst case goes to the House and re-elects W. Just need one more state to lock in the ticket and kick Edwards to the curb!

R

GAME OVER.

BYE BYE MSM! BYE BYE FRANCE! BYE BYE MOORE!

BYE BYE OSAMA!

Sorry for the caps... but damn this is sweet!

With 88% in, Bush is holding Ohio by just two points.

Sure hope this doesn't turn out another Florida 2000 situation.

Tom Brokaw does not even realize that Bush does not need 270. Some expert on US politics.

I hope the world is watching...whether they like it or not we just saved their asses.

Tune in Air America. I kid you not this is hilarious. Al Franken was very depressed.

I'm going to be cautious about this, and wait and see...
God only knows how long this will drag on, anyway. :-/

boy oh boy I can't wait to get to work tomorrow!

Currently I'm on contract at a major urban
university and all the crap I've heard really
got me down.

But tomorrow I get to throw it all back into
their faces.

And the President is going to win the Popular
Vote by a margin of at least 3,000,000!

We Americans just sent a clear message to
the forces of EVIL!

May G-d bless our President for the next
four years. And may G-d bless our country.

#128

Dan Rather

MSM in general

Hollywood

BTW, did anyone see Ron Silver on MSMBC? He said he knew for a fact that some Hollywood-types were stumping for Kerry, but secretly voted for Bush. Gotta love it!

GO DUBYA.

yahoo is saying IA is 50/50!

not yet over...but it's such a lovely sight to see dan blather, national palestine radio, tom brokaw, peter jennings grimace

BUSH WINS!!! PRAISE GOD!!!

LET'S RAISE OUR LIZARD GLASSES TO DUBYA!!!

Now if we can just keep all those roving lawyers out of Ohio...

We don't need no stinkin' lawyers in here suing everybody.

Just face it ... BUSH WON OHIO!!!

#234 Rayra

Yeah, the threads have been flying furiously. Charles and hosting matters have done an amazing job tonight.

C'mon Iowa, New Mexico, Nevada, and Hawaii

Load up W!!!

Maybe kerry needs to do a little polling before he tosses in the towell? Perhaps call the UN?

Bush's lead has widened a bit in Ohio, to around 190K votes.

He's also ahead in New Mexico, which will put him over the top when it's called. ;-)

AlphaMu42 11/2/2004 10:09PM PST

28 Ed from Ohio
so...where are all the "young voters"

They're just rolling out of bed right now, turning on the TV and saying "bummer."

hehehe

O/T:Posted on Tue, Nov. 02, 2004

Michael Moore causes stir in Cuyahoga County

Beacon Journal staff report

CLEVELAND - Filmmaker Michael Moore created a stir by showing up at the Cuyahoga County Board of Elections shortly before 6 tonight.

Moore, engulfed by reporters as he tried to make his way through the lobby, said he was in the Cleveland area in a watchdog role. He had marshaled a crew of about 1,200 people -- about 300 in Ohio, 600 in Florida and the rest scattered elsewhere -- to film possible instances of voter fraud or abuse. Some were outfitted with home video cameras; others toted professional equipment.

Moore said his crews had found no evidence of wrongdoing in Ohio.

``What I've seen here so far isn't official abuse, it's neglect,'' he said, referring to the insufficient number of voting booths in many precincts.

The footage, he said, would be made available to reporters and turned over to federal authorities.

``I'm not making a movie,'' he said. ``I'm here as a citizen to stand up for the right to vote.''

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Riiight. Loser.

Rayra, I was looking for you earlier. Back safe and sound? :-)

I would have felt really awful about the Australians if Bush hadn't won. That was constantly on my mind. They stood staunch with us, after all. Thank G-d Bush won!

Dan Blather is still refusing to call Ohio. HA HA HAAA

And as Bruce Willis would say to all that call our President a Cowboy...

Yippee Ki Yea Mother F**kers...

Now let's go find that SOB UBL and hang him from his nuts from the top of the hightest building in New York.

Thank you God. Now I can sleep for a week.

Congratulations America. Here in Europe, the press will provide countless hours of fun when they try to come to grips with their utter failure to read the way America works.

Also, has anyone told Arafat yet ?

40K provisional ballots in Ohio - not enough to break the lead - yeee haaa! (sorry Howard)

Minnesota looking like a solid Bush win. 10 EV, if memory serves.

I never voted Conservative in my life before. I cannot believe I was ever with such horrid people on the American left.
God Bless America and God Bless our Commander in Chief.
oh and ...E-A-G-L-E-S :)

Rather (CBS) not calling OH, he is stuttering a bit...

Alaska is being called.

Bingo

We're over 270.

Let the Lib crying commence

Rainbow State, Come on

Bush is up over 2500 votes in Iowa now.

To all my friends at LGF and our lizardoid master mentor Charles a well deserved CONGRATULATIONS !!!

This is sick. If you go over to Kos or DU they are actually calling for the draft to be reinstated so that their supposed youth yote can be "punished" for having not voted in the numbers they were counting on. I could go so many ways with this but I think that speaks for itself.

Does anyone have a link to where Hugh Hewitt iis streaming?

"We'd rather be last than be wrong."

Dan Rather 2 mins ago.

David Gergen on CNN is crediting evangelical Christians and Andrew Sullivan's favourite issue for re-electing the President.

I sure hope Bush repays Zeil Miller by making him ambassador to someplace sunny where the beautiful native women are barebreasted.

If he doesn't want it maybe Dick Cheney's daughter wants to be an ambassador. :-)

Oh, my god, dan blather just said "we'ed rather be last ( to report something) than be wrong."

JUST IN CASE

The moonbats are gonna be mad as hell as we all know.

I plan on taking the signs out of the yard and the stickers off the car before the morning.

#254---gracefully, please

Hey Mr. (#70),

time for me to go to the john and take me a good Kerry

How vile and crude...

But be sure to wipe your Edwards!!!

:P

'Coop

Take a look at Iowa. 180 vote difference!

"moral values" the pundiots are saying that like it's a new foreign word and concept.

DU just closed their forums to unregistered users.

Too bad, the comedy was getting good.

I haven't felt this good about the direction of this country in quite some time.

I owe part of that to everyone here who did their part and voted. Thank you all.

Now enough of this emotional crap...it's after 1 AM and I have work earlier in the morning. G'nite all. :)

Maybe The Dem will demand the Lani Ganear result each balck votes counts for 3 non-black votes. The sam apply to Sioux, but not Navajo.