Usually I find these photoshops only mildly amusing, but the expression on that guy, pointing to 'Elvis', is frickin' hilarious.

Get a good look at this [bigoted word]'s face. I have personally seen this irrational, hate-filled expression of adolescent fury too many times. This is what we're up against people.

It's JIHAD stupid !!

man those arabs take their rock and roll seriusly...and btw...do they know evlis died? Thats gotta be a shcok for people just getting his music

/i kill myself

First Ringo Starr dies, and now Elvis too?

My my Elvis has some intense fanatics.

Looks like quite a crowd of sub-sub-sub-geniuses.

I feel sorry for the guy he is riding on.

His expression reminds me of the reaction a lefty friend of mine had when I mildly criticized Bill Clinton.

Don't take the Elvis! You'll kill yourselfff!

Velvet Elvis never looked so good Charles!

but...but...Elvis loved pork! Don't these boneheads know that!

#8 SoDamnInsane

His expression reminds me of the reaction a lefty friend of mine had when I mildly criticized Bill Clinton.

Sounds like you need to be criticizing Clinton more often then! ;o)

WOW, THEY REALLY DO HAVE 2 EYEBROWS...!!

and white panties from what I hear...

He's really ticked off.

"I bought tickets from a pali scalper. Traded him a case of RPG's. Don't tell me Elivs is dead. I have front row seats!"

"I'm just a hunka-hunka burning fish... yeah!"

Now I know what happened to that velvet Elvis I sold on E-bay

Thank you ,thank you verruh much.

Ah, good, a music thread.
I posted an audio sample of this in another thread, but it's such a great song that I thought I'd post some lyrics too.

Palestine Boogie
Lyrics and music by Shera Samson © 1998

[Link: www.ononefoot.com...]

Well, shake it up, shake it up
and do the Palestine Boogie.
Well, shake it up, shake it up
and do the Palestine Boogie.
We've been working overtime
just to help you blow your mind
and shake you up, shake you up.

First you procure plastic explosives
and tape them tight across your chest.
Or you get an Uzi rifle.
Your heart beats wildly in your breast.
You find yourself a crowded school yard,
a bus, a building or a plane
and take a funky trip to Allah
and help us raise some bloody Cain.

Remember when we threw old Leon
off that rockin' pleasure boat
from his wheelchair to the ocean
just to see if he could float?
And when they begged us for their lives,
we shot those kids between the eyes
in Kiryat Shemona and Ma'alot.

The Jews invite you home for dinner;
shake your hands on the White House lawn.
They make a saint out of a sinner
and on my bloody hands they fawn.
It's evident and we believe
it's so easy to deceive
the Jews
and shake 'em all up.

We killed Ambassador Noel.
Then you gave me a Nobel.
Baby, shake it up!

We blew Pan Am right from the air.
Those people didn't have a prayer.
Shake it up, shake it up!

We went to Munich, Germany
for an Olympic shooting spree.
Gotta, gotta shake you up!

The marines in Lebanon;
we blew 'em all to kingdom come
and we shook 'em all up!
Yeah! Yeah! Everybody!

(music break)

We blew Alisa off a bus
without a whole lot of fuss.
It's such fun to shake you up.

In Tel Aviv and Beit Lid,
did you notice what we did?
You had to scrape 'em all up.

The covenant was not revoked
and on its words you're gonna choke
and get all shook up.

I got some Swiss bank accounts
in multi-billion amounts.
C'mon! Give it up!

We got ourselves a Phased Plan.
Negotiate away your land
and the rest, we'll shake you up.

So, call AP and CNN.
Let the Jihad begin.
Baby, shake it up!

:) Ah, at least we have the elvis/dog playing poker pics to fall back on now that *sob* the brightly coloured arafish will no longer be appearing quite so often on LGF with his hilarious quippery.

Where was the photo taken? Al-Condordia U??

#18, PDM

That's just tasteless...

easily the best one so far.

Is the guy with the AK dry-humping that other guy's neck and showing us his sex face?

The PLO went to America and all I got was This ELVIS poster... Arggghhh!!!

SLACK!!!

SubGenius Akbar!!

/couldn't help it

Is this a Depends moment?

Ed Moran abu GOMEX aob 26.5C 11/11/2004 05:49PM

Is the guy with the AK dry-humping that other guy's neck and showing us his sex face?

Comedy!!!

"Bob"!!!

Hey, is that Bob down in the lower left hand corner? Hi, Bob!

#4 British Columbian

Oh good, now there's six of us. Whereabouts?

yeah, but that one picture looks like...BOB...! WTF???

Farmer Joe - LOL!

Who's the other guy?

It is Bob!! Wow! He's all over!!!

Bob loves you!

Lo, it is the Thread of Slack!

# 20 R

From the caption -- "during a rally of **different militant factions** at the **mourning tent** at Arafat's former headquarters in Gaza City"

Ya can't make this stuff up!
:-)

Somehow Abdul never got the gist of Elvis's "Canaani dog."

Slack, and overstuffed rhinestone jumpsuits...

I've got a 150 gr spitzer for that dude.

Fe Fi Fo Fum

I smell the stink of a dead palestinian.

Good riddance, I'm delirous with joy the stinking fish is not consuming my oxygen any longer.

Rot in hell, you mass murdering pederast.

#21 Dar ul Harb,

That's just tasteless...

Maybe if you take the lyrics at face value. But you may want to take a moment to read the Glossary of Terms on the page I linked to.

My kingdom for a cluster bomb. [sigh]

I'm so sick of pretending the Palestinians want to do anything productive with their lives. If a picture says a thousand words, what to all the pictures Charles has posted say? It must be as many words as the Internal Revenue Code by now.

Civilized people don't wave rifles around on the street when someone dies. This is an Arab/Muslim/tribal thing - ONLY.

Yeah, let's give them a state!

(It's policy at LGF- it had to be said ;) )

People, Lord of the Flies commences. Grab some popcorn, a few twizzlers and a box of beer- the fun's set to begin!

OT Any of you lizardoids know of a decent hotel to stay at in the DC area I will be going there for the Inauguration.
Thanks in advance

Jim

OT:

Saving Private Ryan on ABC:

Commercial break; a defibrillator commercial comes on with a young man shooting hoops; then passes out on the court "brought to you by Duracell!")

WTF...F'nig Vultures!

No wonder that they wanted to show the movie…revenue.

As a Vet, I cannot count the times that these wastes of flesh exploit.

I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler!!!

Instead of going to the death cultists - it's going to the French economy.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Thanks, to Arafat, the Palestinian territories are among the most slackless, Dobbs-forsaken places on earth. Arafat was the anti-Bob!

Off subject:

i LOVE Karl Rove, but I must admit he looks ALOT like this man (bottom left):

[Link: thesmokinggun.com...]

PDM,
From your link...Satchel at the Door.
Words fail me.

Elvis : Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK : Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis : Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK : Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis : I think you know what I'm getting' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.

Looks like a great party: guns, swords, bombs and idiots!

The party won't be over though, until a few people are murdered. Party like a Palestinian!

#51,

That scumbag picked out those frames himself, no doubt.

Captions:

1. The Jenin QVC Channel was known for its agressive sales personnel.

2. Palestinian music students celebrate their rich cultural heritage as they playfully brandish toy guns /Reuters

3. Police say the man entered a Subway restaurant and became enraged when he discovered he could not, in fact, purchase a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

4. "Suha gets $22 million a month and I get the photo? Well, it is a hell of a photo..."

5. Abu reacted badly when a friend informed him that the song was actually called "In the Ghetto," not "In the Refugee Camp."

The Soup Nazi?

#57 Frank
ahahahha

NO! Soup! For! YOU!!!

#44 Beagle
If a picture says a thousand words, what do all the pictures Charles has posted say? It must be as many words as the Internal Revenue Code by now."

Short version:

"De 30:19
I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live.

Is it just me or is Alan Colmes really a skeleton?

Matt and Jerry go International

#9 Monkeyweather

I am curious...did this originate as an Exene reference...or just coincidence?

Don't take the Elvis! You'll kill yourselfff!

Yes, by all means let's give them their own country which we all agree they could run responsibly.

Alen Colmes = Ailin' Commie

One leg on my shoul. . .der

Two leg on my shoul. . .der

mm mm mm mm mm mm

I'm watching the BBC...

Just waiting for word that Prime Minister Thatcher will risk her health and attend Arafats funeral. All things being reletive, you know, she should attend Arafats funeral. She was at Reagan's. Arafat got the Nobel Peace Prize, Reagan simply won the war that freed a hundred million serfs.

Don't want to blame those Palaestinians for Palaestinian violence...

Where were you when Arafat died... My eyes were getting tired from reading Colossus by Niall Ferguson so I flipped on CNN - mistake. Averting my eyes from the reporters tears I surveyed the bug crawling along the bottom of the screen. Arafat is dead at 75. I quickly grabbed a rum and coke (Jim Beam Black label) and partook in a bit of celebration.

Join Hamas today, and get a free angeldust felafel!

More:

6. "I'm going to sell my Elvis painting and, with the funds, have the operation I need to remove this head from my thigh."

7. "Did someone say 'the Fat Elvis?' Show yourself! I'll roast your stomach in hell! He was big-boned!"

8. Abu became visibly upset on spotting another reveler whose Liberace portrait showed the flamboyant pianist in the same outfit Elvis wore.

9. Fans of television's "That 70's show" line up outside the studio, seeking seats in the audience for a taping.

10. "Some day I'll have a head of rich, thick, luxurious hair like Elvis. Then, on that day; no more beret! Ahahahahahahhahahaha!"

#50 Bob G.

Only J. R. "Bob" Dobbs can fill the double-knotted slackless void! "Bob" for Palestinian high clench-master!

"Bob" Ahkbar!

Ok so Bill Maher is in trouble

p>

Comedian Bill Maher was slapped yesterday with a $9 million palimony suit by an ex-girlfriend who alleges that the HBO star subjected her to physical and verbal abuse, including "insulting, humiliating and degrading racial comments."

How many people think this woman is really a man? I do! Woah!

So apparently, has Bob.

I don't believe this is Photoshop.

BOB DOBBS!!! SUBGENIUS!!!

SACRILEGE!!! OUTRAGE!!! OUTRAGE!!!

Praise Bob!

If there is anyone who needs a short duration personal savior, it is the Jordgyptians Palestinians.

Since this is a humor thread:

Free Republic seems to have an underground...*turns head and coughs*
[Link: www.freerepublic.com...]

# 72

Everone needs SLACK!

These poor sods had theirs taken away by the Big Mo' in the name of the the false god Allah.

And the big Mo' didn't even know what to do with it.

In reference to the picture and the expression on that guy's face:

What lovely people! Let's give them a state!

73

Les, I got the impression that the Egyptians, Jordanians and other assorted Arabs that lay claim to the land of Israel prefer to use the Roman name for the place, but being unable to pronouce the "P" quite right, use something closer to an "F" or "Ph" sound.

Hence, I believe Phallus-tinians is the correct term.

#69

How many people think this woman is really a man? I do! Woah!

That was my first thought too. UGH. Of course, Maher is no looker either.

Mom

Haven't seen good old Bob in years. Hi, Bob!

Nobody is going to make peace with the man in this picture.

Today I saw Arafat's death as a loss. Over the last few years with him in charge, nobody really expected Israel to come to terms with the man in this picture. Now with Arafat gone, the whole would will be pushing Israel for suicidal concessions again. And soon.

#30 Fay

Oh good, now there's six of us.

I assume you meant BC resident? Me, too.

74 Blackeyed Pierce
Ha. I've already noticed that about the Vice President. :)

That guy is mean looking- but he can die of lead poisoning as easily as the next guy.

Ali Baba and the 40 dweebs. Sheesh. What a group of mutts. Totally consumed by evil. Just look at that [bigoted word] in the middle.

I'm thinking 150 grain Nosler Ballistic Tip right at the bridge of the nose. Squeeeze, *BANG! (Splatter/Cloud of pink mist)*. /Hyperbole

It's them or us folks. No way to negotiate with Islam. Islam must be defeated and it's ideology repudiated. No compromise.

Did someone say eyebrows? #12 #36

OT...
Olbermann Twins

#82 Cattt

The thread is better than the post...

O/T-sad sad sad

Newborn twins named Yasser and Arafat

Associated Press
Nov. 11, 2004 03:36 PM

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - When Safra Hassan went into labor Thursday, she told her husband she wanted to name their child Yasser after Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, who died hours earlier.

It was only in the delivery room at Gaza's Shifa Hospital that Hassan, 32, discovered she was carrying twin boys.

"I looked at my husband and I said, we will call them Yasser and Arafat," she told The Associated Press. "I'm so proud that the name of Yasser Arafat will be in my house every day, just as the name of Yasser Arafat will be in every Palestinian house forever."

The boys, each weighing about 4 1/2 pounds, are doing well, doctors said. Safra Hassan and her husband, Rafiq, have two other children, a 7-year-old daughter and a 5-year-old son.

Safra Hassan said naming her infants for Arafat was a small gesture compared to the sacrifices he made in pursuit of Palestinian statehood.

"I hope that my children will grow up in peace and will witness Yasser Arafat's dreams become reality," she said.

#63 Zaideh - Alen Colmes = Ailin' Commie

Heard Imus the other night calling him a
Fugly Half Commie.
Called him a few other things too, like "snivelling weasel", but the fugly-half-commie was my fave!

Is anyone else hoping that the A-rab seething will hit a critical mass soon so that we can get on with the killin wholesale? You'd think with the internet and all they could get their shit together and get their freak on planetwide already.

I grow weary of these onezees, twozees, six-hundredzees...

#78 AmazonMom - #69 How many people think this woman is really a man? I do! Woah! That was my first thought too. UGH. Of course, Maher is no looker either.

Saw him at a party a while back in Hollywood. His date was Heidi Fliess. Interesting taste in "women", huh?

Agree on the photo btw. Drag queen.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

/channeling Seinfeld

I'll bring it up again: How many deaths before the funeral riots are over? Anyone start a pool yet?
JWM

#81 Virtual:

I assume you meant BC resident?

Yep.

This terrorist's facial expression symbolizes what the Arabs who call themselves "Palestinians" stand for. If anyone ever doubted demonic possession this picture will erase it. I'm so freaked out by seeing this picture that I feel like going to church and praying right now.

OK, I give. Who is "Bob"?

Elvis would have kicked the sh*t out of Arafat and I'd have loved to watch. Actually, Elvis has probably made a special trip to hell and is kicking the sh*t out of him as we speak.

Show a little reverence, people. The name is "Bob". With the quotes. J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.

#94 griffon

Google "Church of the Subgenius." All your questions will be answered. Of course, you'll have a whole new set of new ones, but that's your problem!

Pull the wool over your own eyes.

Am I the first to photoshop this?

Loon

LOLLOL!! I had forgotten all about Bob and the Church of the Subgenius until I saw the photo!!! (For a split second there, I thought I was looking at a picture of Jerry Lee Lewis.)

Palis, throw off your evil deathcult religion and follow BOB!!! He is the WAY!

(Also, Dr. Broner's soap bottles should be translated into Arabic and sold in the ME. The Islamonuts would be too busy trying to figure out the messages to riot and become spodeydopes. Not to mention that they would all smell pepperminty and nice.)

I knew elvis was alive, he has some crazy ass fans.

Heeere's "Bob".

And Evil Bert is not far behind!

Praise Bob!

Who would have thought that so many people on LGF knew who J. R "Bob" Dobbs was?

Slackers,
Charlie ;)

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs has been showing up in the blogosphere recently.

Now, where is "Bob" likely to show up? Which blog is most likely to feature a 1950's clip art savior?

Lileks, of course.

Pull the wool over your own eyes!

98 Splatter

Now THAT was funny! Am I sub-genius for finding humor in that?

#105 mich-again

Am I sub-genius for finding humor in that?

No .. Humor is in limited supply, especially on the LLL side. Get it when you can.

griffon #94: the Slack FAQ has more answers to that question than you are ever likely to need/want.

Is it me, or is "Bob" showing his age in that picture? Shudder in terror, merehumes -- it's the Elder "Bob"!

(So, where's Connie? Is she scheduled to make an appearance sometime?)

#98

Best laugh of the day.

I thought the other Elvis looked...Indonesian.

I thought the other Elvis looked...Indonesian.

I did too.. I wonder if "Dogs Playing Poker" looks strangely Indo/Arabic there too?

Physics question:

If all the grieving Philistinians shoot bullets in the air, could those same bullets on their downward return take out a few more Philistinians?

While my IQ is higher than the average voter in Conneticult, I cannot figure out the Islamo-Arab-Fascist obsession with Elvis. I mean, is he their icon of manhood and all that is right in the world? Or an example of Western degredation. It's a hard call--I mean he did keep a young girl in his home while he was out making movies with Ann Margaret.

Can someone, please fill me in?

Hotel's in D.C. --well, I am not sure there are any rooms left for the inauguration. There is a run-down Ramada near Mt. Vernon.

#104: Holyowah! Modemac got linked by Lileks! Score!

That, my friends, is a picture of a genuine Palestinian Dickhead.
JWM

" What do you mean no more peanut butter and nanner sammiches tonight!!! "

The original photo really needs to display the blood Arafat has on his hands.

Also.. If you are unsure about media bias, all you needed to do was watch the VETERANS DAY coverage by most networks to see where their allegiances lay.

#69 Re: Maher's girlfriend

I just showed the pic to dh and his immediate response was, "Guy." He's good at spotting he/shes. LOL

Why does Maher ALWAYS look like he walked straight out of the Comrade Lenin School of Cosmetology Class of 1954??? Or was that Chairman Mao Class of 1978??? Or was that Ho Chi Minh Class of 1975???

PMSL!!! @ Bob Akhbar

Heh.

Ya know, sometimes the Internet is so confusing.

GT Charlie:"Who would have thought that so many people on LGF knew who J. R "Bob" Dobbs was?"

"Knew"? "KNEW"?!?!?

Ordained Minister of the Church of the Subgenius, in the house!! Wish I could scan my membership card, but that would take forever...

Farmer Joe: "Show a little reverence, people. The name is "Bob". With the quotes. J. R. "Bob" Dobbs."

Believe Joe, lizards-- always written "Bob", never Bob.

Act like a dumbshit, and they'll treat you as an equal.

They love Elvis's last hit..."Don't show me the bottom of your blue suede shoes"

[Link: www.sfgate.com...]

Depressed Democrats guide to recovery.

All your "Bob" are belong to us...

Is it just me, or does "Bob" have sort of an "Oh, shit!" look on His face in that pic?

#99 Ms Donna

Dr Broner? Another LGFer knows about Dr. Bonehead (as we called him when I worked for Eden Nat Foods in Ann Arbor in another life)!!!

I wonder if the old coot is still alive. Dr. Broner is the consumer product version of those guys driving pickup campers covered with bible verses.

Check out the mug on the guy holding the picture...Looks peaceful doesn't he?

I didn't realize they had trailer parks in the Middle East.

126...zeppenwolf:

I am pleased to meet a fellow minister in the church!

Maybe the paleos used up all of their slack...they need to consult the stark fist of removal!

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/FIST2003-1/FIST20 03-1.html

scroll down, someone "bob"ed saddam!

I'd much prefer JHVH-1 to the Allah of Islam any day.

"You'd pay to know what you really think"

Holy cats...its BOB!!!...the Stark Fist of Removal is coming with the Pink Boys in control...

/humor off...

Always thought Charles would sneak in J.R. sooner or later...

British publisher Robert Maxwell has pledged 10.6 million pounds to anyone who can civilize this man.

The gauntlet was immediately picked up by one Henry Higgins (well-known London linguist and sociologist) who predicts, "Within a year, I'll have that chap at the Ascot race track saying, 'The rain in Qalqilyah falls mainly in Ramallah.'"
[Hat Tip: Dennis Miller]