Just who are these international spies of mystery working for anyway? If I were running the IDF that photo-op would have been an invitation for another freak "bulldozer" accident!

She looks mighty proud of that picture, doesn't she?

I wonder if this means a revocation of sainthood?

Of course, St. Pancake reminds me a lot of Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme. Anyone else remember her?

Why did Arafat have a giant framed fingerprint on his wall?

Haha, the cyclist was Charles! Conspiracy!

That would the most ultimate revenge ever if the parents weren't really the idiots we thought they were and they were just playing along the whole time to get close enough to the head-terrorist himself so as to poison him as the person ultimately responsible for their daughters suicide/death actually due to Palestinians.

Yes, he was exposed to something alright... And is that awful picture a gift from Arafat to her parents? How would you like to see that hanging above the fireplace. "My, what a... hmmm, lovely daughter you had"

#5 V the K

ROFL!

“The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit.

Why does this line have me in hysterics? Anybody?

there are some 700 that are unknown

Impeccable paleostinian logic.

There are 20,000 unknown aliens living with us , here on Earth.
It's called a proposition that cannot be falsified.

Does anyone think those parents have that hideous picture hanging on their wall at home?

Only the Palis would think that's how you would want to remember your child. Murderous morons.

But did his penis shrink, after shaking hands with infidels?

Or, maybe St. Rachel's parents suffered a momentary onset of sanity and decided to get revenge for their daughter's death. It would be poetic justice, IMHO.

Bubblegirl, I know you're a doctor and stuff.

I hope you'll excuse the gratuitious sexist question that follows, but it's been knawing at me ever since you arrived on the scene.

I can't sleep at night.

Do your nic mean you have a bubble butt?

;)

#12 rw in san diego

pssst ... think photoshop ...

Unregistered comments are currently: DISABLED.

Ah, good.

I was wondering how the Corrie's infected Arafat with AIDS?

“The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit.

I think they got the facts mixed up, it was the 30 people who shook Arafat's hand that had to leave to vomit. Makes more sense...

there are some 700 that are unknown

That's funny, the last time I counted them, there were only 658. No doubt Diebold's behind this.

Good morning Bubble Girl, I see we were thinking along the same lines.

Is it possible that the leader of a 'revolutionary'
group might have enemies other than those
of the group he most consistently murders?

PFLP ... Hamas ... Islamic Jihad ... Al AsQa ...
all have something to gain if Arafat is out of
the way.

They certainly have much more to gain than
the Israelis do if 'da fish' is in the big net
up in the sky.

"there is no honor among thieves" - A. Capone

To all who commented about the picture,
correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's a photomontage.

I don’t know about all the types of poisons, but there are some 700 that are unknown

Pssst...he's onto us! How did he find out about the "unkown" ones? Specifically Zionus Poisinus Maximus Secretus Killhimoff?

#10 Thom

That is hilarious! The vomit marked the start of the deterioration!

#2 #12

ummm, I think it's pretty obvious that charles (or someone else) photoshopped that picture into the frame and that's not what her parents are really looking at.

(Psst. It's a photoshop. The original is here.)

Is it not sickening the look of pride on St. Pancakes parents faces as they gaze on the picture of their daughter?

I bet they are from the San Francisco or Berkley area...

Disgusting

#15 Michael's Maine

LOL, I am laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes...
As for your question, I don't have a bubble butt, it's a pretty nice butt, but not bubble proportioned. The bubble comes from Seinfeld. Remember - The Boy in the Bubble?

“The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit. It was from that moment that the president’s health started slowly deteriorating,” he explained Monday.

Funny, but I would have expected this to be the other way around.

Anyone who shook Arafish's hand could surely have been expected to vomit afterward.

#23 amir - It's a photoshop. I think the real picture was the Corries recieving a "Thanks for all your help and your daughter's life" certificate.

Charles,

With AllahPundit out of the blogosphere, it's nice to know that you'll still be turning out side-splitting PhotoShop masterpieces like this one.

Thanks!

“The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit..."

Followed by 30 other people who had to vomit after realizing they had just shaken hands with a corrupt, psychopathic, disease-ridden pedophile.

On a completely unrelated note, I am doing captions on a picture of Michael Jackson that should be up on my blog sometime this afternoon.

I foyu ask me, it's Bargooti's wife Fadwa who seems to have been poisoned. Her face looks like that of the Ukrainian PM candidate that got poisoned . . .

Come to think of it, perhaps the Fish WAS poisoned, at birth.

Is the page out of alignment or is it just my computer that's looking weird?

#31 Mike

What happened to Allah?

The page is out of alignment because of a new ad that's too wide. I've written to blogads and asked them to fix it.

Who photoshoped that picture! I thought Elvis was in the original?
Long live the King!
or as our froggy allies say:
vivent longtemps le roi.

The Michael Moore Hates America add has taken on the proportions of Michael Moore.

Thanks Charles - Not a certificate, a bad watercolour of Rachel wearing a kaffeyeh with that garish gold domed mosque thing in the background.

OMG! The pic that AraFART is receiving is so indicative of the Moonbat left. Rachel was FULL of love in this particular pose.

So sad.

Time for lunch. I have a sudden craving for pancakes...

so you live in a bubble? Cool

#2 Carl in Jerusalem

She looks mighty proud of that picture, doesn't she?

Yeah, she does!

Every time I see this photo, it makes me think that this Mom is saying, 'Awww. Look at how cuuute my psycho Jew-killler supporting baby was when she screeched in utter hatred at the United States of America. (sniffle) We raised our baby right.' ('waaah' and many more sniffles)

Goodness gracious. These parents knew how psycho she was and they supported it. I wonder why they aren't trying to find their own bulldozers to rest under.

#35 amir

It's just one of those big mysteries of the internet.

I guess he thought the phrase "hot dogging pony boy Derek Jeter" was the capstone of his rhetorical abilities, and thus no further posting was needed...

:-)

But, I just went over there, and saw he added a couple posts in early December...

ROFL I bought it, Charles, hook, line and sinker. Anyone who would send a precious child to live with terrorists is, IMO, stupid enough to gaze fondly at the picture you substituted.

Oh. still, holdinging, my sides. I think I'm deranged, laughing about the death of someone's child. Well, that sobered me up.

OT - Get out your burkas! Just heard on CBC radio (no link yet) that a report has just been released that reccommends the use of sharia law to adjudicate civil cases between Muslims in Ontario. Apparently, the report suggests some er, safeguards, to ensure the laws don't deprive women of their human rights under Canadian law. But since sharia law, by definition, doesn't grant women equal rights, it's hard to see how these laws can consider the safeguards and still qualify as sharia.

The president was exposed to something, and I’m inclined to believe it was maybe gas ...

So someone in the room cut a poisonous fart? Now that I can believe.

The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit.

Arafat you old smoothy.

I’m inclined to believe it was maybe gas or something else.

Yes, that's what I'm inclined to believe as well that it was maybe gas, or something else.

Hello RW,

You have to extend it further. The 30 who shook his hand had to throw up, in turn they shook hands with 30 more people, who then threw up, they in turn shook 43 person's hand, who vomited, then shook more hands...The Arafat Effect

#4 Carl in Jerusalem:

Anyone else remember her?

Unfortunately. And the resemblence is remarkable (in attitude, anyway.)

...And then, squish.

How sentimental.

#30 Smit

It's a photoshop. I think the real picture was the Corries recieving a "Thanks for all your help and your daughter's life" certificate.

Oh, thanks for the info. I goofed. (blush)

Good job on the photoshop version of the pic, Charles!

They did know what she was doing so I guess they might as well be out there looking for their own private bulldozers.

thanks Charles, you fooled me. I believed they got the fake one since they must be at least as half as crazy as their daughter. But the original, it was painted on black velvet. No?

Look how serene Corrie's parents look.

Corrie really did die to foster peace.

I’m inclined to believe it was maybe gas or something else.

Perhaps he took his socks off in a poorly ventilated area.

#46 scaramouche

Why am I not surprised...did you see the pictures of Martin fawning over Quadaffi/Kadaffi/Qadafi?

ARGH!

#55 V the K

Either that or ful.

#52:

Just noted the Photoshop edition of Rachel Corrie. Either way, still a sad pic.

Guess we all know where Rachel received her beliefs from.

I still have doubts about the true contents of the photo/painting. For starters, I see no mention of CAT or Caterpillar Inc.
(last trade $94.51)

I don’t know about all the types of poisons, but there are some 700 that are unknown,” Abdelrahman said.

BWUAAHAAAHAAAHAA!

There are also all types types of bacteria out there, some seven hundred or so that are unknown.

What's really impressive is that the Pal's can produce a 3 dimensional reproduction of Corrie.

#59 csva

(last trade $94.51)

Is that up or down?

but there are some 700 that are unknown

LOL - how the hell do you know how many unknown types of something there is?

What an f'en tool.

There are over 1000 unknown stunningly beautiful women who would love to have me.

Hey, actually, I like this type of logic.

I have to leave for a while. What a bummer. I Love St Pancake threads. May she rest in a flat place.

#55:

It's called Flatulence, AraFART style.

# 54 Maine's Michael

They look like suicide bombers' parents without the ululating...

#55 V the K

Perhaps he took his socks off in a poorly ventilated area.

Arafat wore the same outfit for 40 years. The aroma from that thing probably peeled the paint off the walls.

He probably wore it to bed, too.

At least everyone else got a break from it from time to time.

If he was killed by poison gas, I'd look here first.

The poison came in through Arafat's smuggling tunnel.

(ducks)

some 700 that are unknown

How does one know how many unknown types of anything exist?

There are at least 7 known levels to the Lizard base beneth the Denver Airport, but there are at least 700 more that are unknown...

uh...

Guess it's el cubo logic, again.

I thought the CIA handshake poison made your (ahem) man-unit fall off.

Perhaps Arafat had no discernable man-unit and the toxin attacked some other (ahem) organ.

Tim McNabb
fivehundredwords.com

#62 amir

Neither up nor down...rather flat.

#24 Writer Mom

Pssst...he's onto us! How did he find out about the "unkown" ones? Specifically Zionus Poisinus Maximus Secretus Killhimoff?

Shhh. Once our secret is out the Muslims will start imitating our secret handshake and learn how we poison well water 3,000 miles away.

WriterMom

LOL!

#69 Tanker J D

See my #11. Same point. Paleos logic.

#72 Golem Akbar

Someone needs to send a memo to the Elders..our communication strategy obviously needs to be tweaked...SECRET Zionist poison means SECRET damnit. Ditto for the handshake.

I'm sure the French had to use HAZMAT to take the carcass from wherever they kept it. Then burn the entire hospital down. They sent it back in a lead casket. The hospital workers had to soak in decomtamination vats. The hospital grounds is now a hazardous material disposal site.

#28 Bubble Girl:

I thought that was John Travolta?

I did it! I did it!

I've figured out what killed Arabfat!

This Corrie article was the missing link!

He died from MSUD.

Just look at the matching symptoms! :O

OT: Here's what scaramouche was mentioning.

Ontario all set to implement Sharia.

#72 Golem Akbar:

Muslims will start imitating our secret handshake and learn how we poison well water 3,000 miles away.

So the Koebbels are members of the Zionist Conspiracy too?

Who knew?

Today I learned that Bubble Girl is a doctor and that Shy Guy is not.

/response to #78

#77 Hi Cam!

Yes, you are correct, John Travolta was a Bubble Boy too. Seinfeld had a Bubble Boy who was obnoxious. I like Mike from Maine's question though, I shall ask my buddies here in the ER if they consider my rear end, bubblish.

I needed the cheering up, my boyfriend of 5 years cut me loose last Friday. He plays in the NFL. He decided he wanted to be a Free Agent. I knew it was coming when he bought the 3 carat bling bling for his ear.

"I’m inclined to believe it was maybe gas ..."

Did anyone check the falafel?

Rachel Corrie's parents killed Arafat?

I bet those bastards killed Mohammed Al-Dura, too!

#72 Golem Akbar

Once our secret is out the Muslims will start imitating our secret handshake and learn how we poison well water 3,000 miles away.

Oh no, we can't let anyone else in on the secret handshake! :)

Do we get to vote on this or something? :]

700 unknown poisons that we know of. Could there be some unknown poisons that we don't know about? I mean this is the scarey part. The known knowns are cool, the known uknowns are okay but the unknown unknowns are truely scarey.

Whew, my ears are still burning from the comment line under the "original is here" post. St. Pancake?

It's pathetic how the partisan lamestream media syndicate downplayed Corrie's role in trying to protect Palestinian tunnels that they were using to smuggle weapons, etc., tunnels not any different than the one tunnel that dug underneath an IDF outpost that was blown up with around a thousand pounds of explosives.

At least the hemorrhoid Arafat is getting his just rewards right now by having 72 Virginians beating the hell out of him to properly prep him for his eventually appointment with the Lake of Fire. That freak has done more to keep Palestinians in a state of squalor and murderous rage than 6 million Israeli Jews could have possibly accomplished if they had been trying to do such for the last 60 years - and the Palestinian people are too stupid to see it. The thought of Palestinian mothers proudly sqeezing out potential suicide bomber babies should be enough to outrage the entire civilized world...but it doesn't. Go figure.

"Something strange happened to Arafat around a year ago. It was on September 25, 2003...,” Ahmed Abdelrahman told the London-based Al-Hayat newspaper. “The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit. It was from that moment that the president’s health started slowly deteriorating,” he explained Monday. ..."

Ok I'll go there...if he was poisoned by a hand shake and then shook hands with approx 30 other people how many of these 30 are dead?

"Could it be that they got to me?’, Arafat asked himself. He also said: ‘Is it possible that 10 doctors can’t find out what I’m suffering from?”.

AIDS

"The president was exposed to something, and I’m inclined to believe it was maybe gas or something else. I don’t know about all the types of poisons, but there are some 700 that are unknown."

A gas that affected one person. Must be a SMART gas. 700 hundred that are unknown? WTF?

Anyone with CommonSense can see they will blame Israel no matter what. Interesting is not releasing Arafat's medical records. Wonder why?

What's that you say? Rachel Corrie was an agent of the Mossad? How intriguing...

#82 Bubble Girl

I needed the cheering up, my boyfriend of 5 years cut me loose last Friday. He plays in the NFL. He decided he wanted to be a Free Agent. I knew it was coming when he bought the 3 carat bling bling for his ear.

Oh, Bubble Girl. Sorry to hear of your sadness.

It's his loss, of course!

Best wishes!

Cam,

Maybe you can help me out. I got something at the store the other day supposedly Made in "Canada" labeled Bière.

Is that safe?

#82 Bubble Girl:

LOL! I was just reminded of Dana Carvey on SNL playing a male model, and telling the interviewer that his ass was so perfect that when engineers were seeking to create the perfect sphere, they used his ass as a template.

my boyfriend of 5 years cut me loose last Friday. He plays in the NFL.

Switch to hockey players. They're more faithful.

;-)

#92 Cam

Switch to hockey players. They're more faithful.

And in most cases, they can be housebroken.

#91 Geepers:

Is that safe?

If you haven't gone blind after the first six, continue drinking.

Cam, who played George Michael on SNL?

I remember this one skit where he was late to an interview or a concert or something because he was polishing his butt.

He kept wiggling it into the camera - 'Look at it! It's HYPNOTIC!' :)

How funny, Cam, I must have missed that SNL. How I miss that bunch, they were really funny during that period. Thanks for the hockey player tip! Right now I am preparing to have a very blue Christmas...

RightAsRain - Hugs and Kisses, my sweet soul...

Oh, don't you just LUV this? The irony, the IRONY!

Cam,

Thanks buddy.

#96 Bubble Girl

RightAsRain - Hugs and Kisses, my sweet soul...

Hugs and kisses to you, Bubble Girl!

he died from a bad case of butt fungus transmitted via zion coodies.

#96 Bubble Girl:

Hmmm... maybe you should consider dating drunken western Canadian drillers ... we never go for the bling bling. Fact is, we consider wearing the cleaner of our mack jackets the height of fashion.

;-)

Bubble-icious:

I shall ask my buddies here in the ER if they consider my rear end, bubblish.

If they answer in the affirmative, you won't need cheering up for long . . .

#95 rightasrain:

LOL! That was the one, with Dana Carvey playing George Michael.

bubblegirl,

You're a physician for life, he's a bit more than half way through his 15 minutes. What an a$$ (him).

#84 Laurence Simon

I bet those bastards killed Mohammed Al-Dura, too!

An interesting article about the staging of Mohammed al-Durra's death. Damn French!

Paleostine, land of opportunity.

Linkie

I thought it has been confirmed that Arafish died the following way:
Cause of death: repeated blunt trauma, by young arab boy in both the anterior and posterior.
Murder Weapon: Blunt object yielding biological/virus fluids.
M.O.: Young arab boys will do almost anything for free candy and front row tix to the latest car swarm.

Signed: French Medical Staff (oxymoron?)

He kept wiggling it into the camera - 'Look at it! It's HYPNOTIC!' :)

Don't try to stop it or it will DESTROY YOU!"

I believe it was Dana Carvey.

bubblegirl:

This is staring to remind me of that movie - "There's something about Mary". The guy isn't Brett Favre, is it?

;-)

Let me see if I can tie this thread together:

Rachel Corrie, at least at the time she died, did NOT have a bubble butt.

All agreed?

# 69 Tanker J. D. :

There are at least 7 known levels to the Lizard base beneth the Denver Airport,

Level 1: Reception

Level 2: Security

Level 3: Intelligence

Level 4: HIGH COMMAND (Charles' office is here) (WARNING: Nitrogen Atmosphere!)

Level 5: Smoke 'Em if you got 'Em (Bar and Grill with a normal atmosphere, where Charles goes to light up a stogie. Also the Official "speakeasy" of the FNDT)

Level 6: Nitrogen Generation/Pressurization Units (12)

Level 7: Janitorial Services (Stinky Beaumont's Office is here)
?
Level 100: Escape Hatch. Connected to Level 4 by a direct, high speed elevator, the Command Center's "Back Door" leads directly HERE. A good place for a Lizard to hide out if the LLL's are closing in!

#110 Maine's Michael:

LOL! No, but it could certainly be argued that she had a bubble brain.

I wonder if Rachel Corrie's parents get all misty and broken up everytime they drive past a construction site?

If so, I hope they start building a shopping mall at the end of their street -- or maybe someeone can send them a video of the construction of the NEW World Trade Centre?

Now THAT would be a fitting punishment for raising a fruitcake daughther

I know what her father is thinking... "Why couldn't she just blow sailors for nickels, like her sisters?!"

Remember Jon Levitz as Satan and Phil Hartman (I loved Phil) was the judge on The Peoples Court. Satan was suing a woman hairdresser, one of the Arquett's, and her mother, Jan Hooks for Breach of Contract.

Bubble Girl: Bob with one O is right. Probably couldn't handle that he was not constantly the center of your universe, what with patients and all.

But you gave the creep 5 years of your life that you'll never get back? You shoulda cut him loose after one if he wasn't ready to commit to more than decorating his ear.

You are worth so much more than that.

700 hundred that are unknown?

If they are unknown then how does he know?

That's not logical, Jim

/Spock

Bubble Girl

Is this the hospital you work at?

#113 rickmoss

I wonder if Rachel Corrie's parents get all misty and broken up everytime they drive past a construction site?

That's too damn funny!

Just in time for Christmas...if you're looking for a version of that photo with a sad clown in the frame, don't hit the mall -- just click here.

#113 rickmoss:

My mother sells rubbers to sailors,
My sister pokes holes with a pin.
My brother performs the abortions,
And Lord how the money rolls in.

SteveC (#111),

Excellent. That's a keeper.

And did you read the mission statement of the CMZ?

Our Mission:
Providing a Crucial Link Between People and Nature in a Complex and Changing World.

Too funny.

Bubblegirl

Remember Jon Levitz as Satan and Phil Hartman (I loved Phil) was the judge on The Peoples Court.

"Worship Me. Be my willing thrall! Wait, don't take that mic away . . . Worship Me, Worship Me! . . ."

Probably my favourite SNL skit.

#110 Maine's Mike LOL - It brought the image of the plastic packing material with all the little pockets of air...

Cam - As long as they have a funny sense of humor and know how to use duct tape like Red Green, I still remember the boat they made out of the 6ft long roll.

mommydoc,

Would you mind calling my wife:

" Bob with one O is right"

It's such a rare occurence she won't believe me if I tell her.

: )

Charles (#36)

You know my emotional and psychic balance are disturbed when the page is out of alignment ;-)

Bob with one O: No prob! Of course, you could just make her read and re-read the thread. ;-)

Amir - How funny, LOLLOLLOL Bubbles and Bubblebutt

#122 Michael - My second favorite is the double date of Phil Hartman (The Beast, from Beauty and the Beast) with Jan as his date and his buddy, Jon Lovitz, from the sewers, with Demi Moore at the Drive Inn.

Great. Now I am laughing so hard, I almost forgot that I wanted to ask Charles please to consider the different time zones the lizardoids reside in, and a photo of arafart alone, of St. Pancake, or any combination thereof, could intefere severely with one's ability to eat their (fill in the meal) without puking.

Bob with one O,

Better yet, it won't be long before you can do a Googlism search and it will be right there for all to see:

Bob with one O is right

Boy, this would be the mother of all conspiracies. A kiddo gets pancaked under an Israeli bulldozer, and the parents get feted by Arafat, who in turn gets poisoned by the parents for sending/allowing their daughter to go in harms' way.

That's delicious irony. And also flatout loony that they can pin down a specific date for Arafat's illness, yet they can't figure out the timeframe on Yush's dioxin poisoning.

Bubblegirl

You need to get a fifth of aguardiente and listen to Colombia's answer to the blues: Vallenato!

click on the link at the top that says ValleRadio to listen free

#127 Bubble Girl

Glad you were amused.

One of the problems with your line of work, you probably wouldn't want to date to many guys you meet at work.

Rachael Corrie's parents should relocate to the "occupied territories" and live amongs the people their daughter died (accidently by the way) trying to promote.

What a couple of usefuls idiots, smirking at a photo of their beloved daughter advancing terrorism. These two jerks deserve to be lampooned and mocked for their willfull, evil ignorance.

As for this girl crushed beneath a bulldozer, she really is a martyer to stupidity and moral equivalence.

fake tear/

There's something about the idea of a bubble butt that really gets a thread percolating.

geepers,

It will be a very short list.

lawhawk

That's delicious irony. And also flatout loony

LOL. Intentional or freudian?

#130 Lawhawk

Is that the concept for a new reality TV show?

As to where St. Pancake's loony toon parents and the flattened one are from: Rachel Corrie, One Year Later (in the case of the aforementioned flattened one, was from...)

About on par, almost, with Berkley:Washington State.

OT

Christmas funny for all you dog lovers:

Man's best friend is always ready

#131 Papijo

Sugerencias excelentes, gracias que pienso que .

Amir - you got that right! Speaking of which, it's time to go back into the fray.

Adios Muchachos

"Rachel Corrie; Comedy of Errors."

Further proof of the culprits' culpable culpability:

CRAIG [&] CINDY CORRIE is an anagram of COG CARRY RICIN DIE, indicating that this couple, who together are a mere cog in the ZioAmerican WarDeath Machine, carried ricin to Arafat to make him die.

I'm sure Nostradamus also predicted this, I'll get back to y'all soon with the evidence.

Geepers: So maybe skiing for Groundhog Day?

Bob with one O,

It's worse than you thought. ;-)

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about bob with one o yet.

Of course being around for a while can be just as big a liability. Sure I get a:

geepers is right

But I also get a:

geepers is right ?

What's up with that?

Does it look like Mom is practicing her...head tilt?

I suspect the first indicates orientation, the second would be from nodrog.

#136 Maine's Michael:

Intentional. Yeah, that's the ticket! /you'll never know whether it was intentional... or not... When I start thinking about the whole incident, I get on a roll. (hold the applause... thank you very much... I'll be playing in Vegas all week)

#137 NY Nana: hmmm, maybe I should finish the screenplay and option it. I could use the extra cash. It's a thriller, conspiracy theory, and screwball comedy all at the same time.

mommydoc,

"you could just make her read and re-read the thread"

As a member of the fair sex, how often is that gonna happen?

Adopt an animal at the Cheyenne Zoo!

You can adopt a Great Plated Lizard!

I'm sure Nostradamus also predicted this

"And the earth shall be moved by a great machine, called 'Grasshopper' or "Spider', and a maiden fair shall fall, and be remembered as 'Cupcake' or 'Shortbread'.

And 24 moons shall pass to the time of much rejoicing in the lair of the Great Lizard . . . and yet the day shall be saddened by the loss of a love to she of the Bubbly Buttocks . ."

Hold on to your hats people ...

Film ridicules US portrayal of Arabs

Sayyid Badriya does not act very well, but then he never really had to - Hollywood has only ever wanted him to look crazy like a terrorist.

Now the Egyptian actor who played the bad guy in films such as The Insider, Three Kings, and Executive Decision has got his own back with comic drama T for Terrorist.

Badriya plays a bit-part actor who loses his temper at a director's demands for more and more wild-eyed looks in a terrorism scene. So he holds up the set at gunpoint and forces the pasty-faced director to play the gun-toting lunatic.

So to ridicule US films' portrayal of arabs, this genius makes a short film that includes an arab going apeshit and holding people at gunpoint.

Schtoopidity, your name is Badriya ...

The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit.

Not bad for a man his age.

How many moonbats would it take you to shake hands with before you threw up?

Schtoopidity, your name is Badriya ...

Wait, you're not getting it. Look at it from his perpsective.

He HAD to take hostages. He was humiliated. It was the director's fault.

It makes perfect, excusable sense.

mommydoc, Better then, I hear Breckenridge has a huge Groundhogs' Day festival. :-)

Steve C: It's the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, which is in Colorado Springs, not Cheyenne, Wyoming. Cheyenne Mountain is the home of NORAD. And, incidentally, the current home of mommydoc as well. It's quite a comfort to know that NORAD is right above my house, literally.

It's also a nice little zoo, actually.

#152 Maine's Michael

D'oh. But of course.

#149 Maine's Michael; your grasp of medieval French is truly impressive. I think your translated "Bubbly Buttocks" is perhaps a bit loose, though, given that the original is "le junke dans le trunque", but it's just a quibble.

154 mommydoc

Speaking of NORAD

Merry Christmas :-)

Thom:

Love this closing gem:

But T for Terrorist director Hisham Isawi saw hope in Hollywood: "They don't hate Arabs, that's not true really. They don't know us, so it's more about ignorance than hate."

Unfortunately, to really know them is to hate them. Self-parody at its finest.

Sheesh mommydoc, Why not just give out the GPS coordinates for the exit of the escape tunnel? ;-)

#146 Lawhawk

Go for it! It does get a bit dicey since some of the cast are still dead..perhaps suhaha could portray arafart? A tea towel on her head would do it quite nicely (over her face even better). St. Pancake could be a bit more difficult.Jeanine Garafalo might do...and since it is reality TV, it would kill two (one?) bird(s) with one, uh, tractor.

Re Yushchenko, I could not make this up, but then the Russians could, to make him look bad (no pun intended, but darn if it isn't a possibly semi-decent one). Ukraine’s Yushchenko to Have Plastic Surgery in Israel for Dioxin Poisoning. I bet Hanoi john knows a few Botox specialists..anyone know what the combination of Dioxin and Botox could do?

My husband is a chemist, seriously, and he would not want to guess what might hapen...a splodydope, perhaps? Hey, Yushchenko, not my husband!

I remember hearing about Rachel Corrie's untimely de-mise. I laughed till my sides split. Can we send them some more fruitcakes to smash?

Was that picture taken before or after the dozer?

And, I am consufed. When I go back and forth between the two pictures (one was photoshopped) I cannot see the difference. Someone care to point out if I am issing something other than the weirdness of the people?

#146 lawhawk

hmmm, maybe I should finish the screenplay and option it. I could use the extra cash. It's a thriller, conspiracy theory, and screwball comedy all at the same time.

Why are so many of us in the law suffering would-be screenwriters. My hard drive has about 10 unfinish manuscripts/ scripts on it...

#150 Thom

Thanks for the link, Thom! Good grief! What an idiot this Badriya is! When is the last time any Hollywood movie portrayed Moslems in a negative light? Even popular novels, with Moslem villains, always have the badies switched over to being "Right wing white Nazi-Facist types" (which are permissible to hate) when they hit the silver screen! If anything, Hollywood---and a lot of fifth-rate popular fiction---idealizes Moslems.

(Oh, and I love the way the character in this film is shown as taking hostages---because he objects being portrayed as a wild-eyed terrorist, who takes hostages! That'll show those bigoted Westerners not to judge Moslems unfairly!)

OT---By the way, have any Lizardoids heard anything about the Ridley-Scott Crusader movie? Supposedly, it's going to open sometime in 2005.

Intestinal Fortitude and Geepers: NORAD at Cheyenne Mountain. I live less than a mile to the right.

How cool is this? You can see the hint of it on the first picture.

Why are so many of us in the law suffering would-be screenwriters.

Boy, that's just screaming for a pithy comeback . . .

Well, considering who he shook hands with, the fact that he vomited afterwards indicates he had some smidgen of humanity left in him.

Or maybe he just saw some sweet young hyenaboy, and reacted ala Stan in South Park.

I cannot believe that there are still those that would slander this poor girls name. Earlier, you individuals here had made a joke of her death (a death that no matter how you look at it, is tragic. For a young heroine to die defending the helpless.) Now, you bring those that had brought this woman into the world and nurtured her into your sick and twisted humour. For shame.

But it is the season, so I must be the better soul and wish you a happy winter solstice.

OT, but does anyone know of a site that debunks The Bicycle Diaries?

#164 mommydoc

Deter, Detect, Defend...me likes!

your sick and twisted humour

Hmmm...from the spelling, I'm guessing that EE is from Canada or the British Isles...

#167 Evolutions Eve

Go to here memorial site and check out the chicken suit...that's tragic.

Chicken or Pigeon?

#163 TalkinKamel
Supposedly opening May 2005. It is now known as "Kingdom of Heaven."

"For a young heroine to die defending the helpless"

It doesn't get much more twisted than that.

Merry Christmas to you, Eve.

#158 mommydoc

Unfortunately, to really know them is to hate them. Self-parody at its finest.

That's the thing. Our media does its best to whitewash them, but the more they speak out themselves the better.

#163 TalkinKamel

Wasn't a Tom Clancy movie re-tooled to replace moslem terrorists with the IRA or something? I haven't seen any negative portrayals of arabs, islam, or moslems either. Quite the contrary.

mommydoc,

From your first link:

Operations are conducted in seven centers manned 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. The centers are the Air Warning Center, Missile Warning Center, Space Control Center, Operational Intelligence Watch, Systems Center, Weather Center, and the Command Center.

Shouldn't that be Weather Control Center?

#162 tanker j.d.
I'm not sure why that is. Maybe I should write a book about that too... :)

Earlier, you individuals here had made a joke of her death

I challenge you to find ONE SINGLE mocking reference to St. Pancake Rachel Corrie.

#163 TalkinKamel

If anything, Hollywood---and a lot of fifth-rate popular fiction---idealizes Moslems.

Yeah, no kidding!

In the movie Executive Decision, Muslims were the bad guys who hijacked an airplane, but they made sure to show that it was really only the one leader (and one cohort hidden among the passengers) who wanted to blow up a bomb they'd brought onto the plane (to blow up once they'd landed in the U.S.)

They had asked for a terrorist to be released and EVEN HE was shown trying to reason with the guy on the plane not to do anything else (like try to blow up America.)

When one of the guys on the plane asked the terror boss why they weren't ending the hijacking once the terrorist was released, the terror leader shot this guy and killed him for saying 'This is not about Islam. It's about your own hatred!'

EVEN AMONG A GROUP OF TERORISTS, they were trying to give the message 'Not all Muslims are bad' (actually in this case it was 'Not all Muslim terrorists are bad.')

The 9/11 skydevils were cutting people's throats to make sure that everyone else knew that they were not just asking for asylum someplace. If Hollywood ever portrays these hijackings (I hope not!), they will have half the 9/11 skydevils saying things like 'Couldn't we let the passengers off the plane before we fly into the World Trade Center?'

Hollywood doesn't have the guts to tell the truth. They'll be even worse now that they've seen what happened to Theo Van Gogh, of course.

Don't anyone trouble themselves to whack Idiotarians Eve with the clue-by-four. You could bash her over the head until you were exhausted, and it wouldn't make a dent in her rock-hard skull. St. Pancake is her very personal cause.

Save your strength for more useful endeavors. Like pretty much anything else.

A #176 addendum:

Tanker J.D: It more likely is because lawyers have to be storytellers in the courtroom and in their papers, so telling stories in movies, books, etc., is only natural. /seriously contemplating the issue

#167 Eve

But it is the season, so I must be the better soul and wish you a happy winter solstice.

Yes, Eve, you are so right. Belittling someone who just was a terror enabler and a tool of the forces who hate democracy is just wrong and insensitive and illiberal. Rachael Corrie had a good heart and only wanted Jews to be killed, not Moslems. Oh yes, and Christians to die, not atheists and leftists and those who want to see militant Islam take over Europe. You are right.

And Merry Solstice. May the pagan forces (pbuh) be with you.

Why does RWC smell like perfume all of a sudden?

#179 mommydoc

Don't anyone trouble themselves to whack Idiotarians Eve with the clue-by-four. You could bash her over the head until you were exhausted, and it wouldn't make a dent in her rock-hard skull. St. Pancake is her very personal cause.

Actually, I thought she was a moonbat parody. Seriously! :)

I was going to say, "Good impression of a barking bat there, Eve!"

These self-parodies are getting to be pretty funny these days.

mommydoc

You could bash her over the head until you were exhausted, and it wouldn't make a dent in her rock-hard skull.

Do you think maybe a Caterpillar could dent her skull?

#179 mommydoc, et al:

Evolutions Eve is actually RWC frolling.

#182 Frank IBC

LOL.

#179 Mom
Ahhh, you're right. Sorry for jumping the gun...(slapping forehead --and listening to sound of one hand slapping).

#174 Thom

"The Sum of All Fears" - the book was great - terrorists found a nuke that detached from an IAF fighter during the Six Day War. Good premise / story etc...

The movie - ummm, who knows. After I learned it was changed to have Europeans be the enemy so they don't offend anyone (remember - if you have white skin no one worries about offending you) I couldn't bring myself to see it.

#182 Frank IBC:

Why does RWC smell like perfume all of a sudden?

Uh, I think that's patchouli, bro.

;-)

Idiotarians Eve's manifesto in which she explains all. And demonstrates her ignorance of the definition of evolution. Along with her barely tenuous grasp of spelling, usage, punctuation and the Old Testament.

Could she actually be St. Pancake's real mom?

Cam -

No, it can't be. She spells "humour" the British way.

RWC is American as one can get.

#182 Frank IBC

#185 Cam

shhh

IF the 700 poisons are unknown, how can you count them? Someone has a screw loose here.

Cam (#185) Damn! How did I miss that? Clearly I worked too much this year. New Year's resolution: More LGF, less work.

Patchouli is bad enough, but why does it have to be spelled in the French manner?

I recommend that going forward, we spell it "Pachuli".

If Iron Fist were a reindeer.

So, I was right that Evolutions Eve is a parody?

It's getting to be almost impossible to tell the difference! :)

"The Sum of All Fears"

Opening credits are great. Rapidly becomes stinky.

If you ask me, the deadliest Zionist Conspiracy is the repeated throwing of leading actor parts at Ben Affleck, who, simply, cannot act.

Ah, if only St. Rachel HAD poisoned him, she would not have died in vain.

What a stupid, stupid kid. And her simpering liberal dumbass parents - the poor kid never had a chance to be anything but stupid. And flat.

You can tell her mother is one of those granola-Berkenshire Clog types; just look at the "jumper" she's wearing in the picture (the smock). No female over the age of 4 should wear those stupid things!

Geepers -

He'd take The Land of The Misfit Toys and turn it into The Dirty Dozen. :)

Leave it to cba.

RWC, lay off the patchouli, man. ;-)

RWC,

Care to weigh in? (Eve)

Re : Sum of All Fears. Baltimore gets whacked instead of Denver. The theater got very quiet after it went off. No one talked leaving the theater either.

The one form of transfer that Gordon has no objections to.

The police official assigned to oversee the expulsion of thousands of Jews [from Gaza] is "unhappy" about receiving the task and feels "we do not have enough manpower to promise safety to all the people."

Simple logic.

“The president shook hands with around 30 people before leaving to vomit.

Iffen shaking hands with people made that man vomit, he shouldn'ta done it. Simple logic. Sumbody dig 'im up and 'splane that to 'im. Where's that red folder anyways? Red dye is deadly, you know.

And here's a very similar photo taken at the unveiling of "The Rachel," a new menu item at PHOP.

Oh fine!

BTW I've had a very strange thought lately. What if you know who is Charles?

Frank IBC,

He'd take The Land of The Misfit Toys and turn it into The Dirty Dozen. :)

LOL. The photoshop possibilities are boundless.

RWC, you dirty dawg! This one's for you: St. Pancake and her favorite toy Alouette™

St. Pancake's Own words:

I think I could see a Palestinian state or a democratic Israeli-Palestinian state within my lifetime. I think freedom for Palestine could be an incredible source of hope to people struggling all over the world.

Wrong on both counts, sweetheart.

LOL

#204 Thom

One question: where the hell can we transfer nodrog to? Or did I already answer the qustion?

#204 Thom

Shhh!

Don't say his name...that could make him appear and we're having such a good time here chatting about St. Pancake. Pretty please!

mommydoc, word to the wise, if you see a post by "aisha" that makes you want to swing the clue-by-four like Ted Williams,

well, just sayin' ...

:-)

Geepers: Well done! I always wondered who Aisha was, really.

I nominate:

What if you know who is Charles?

for the rotating title list.

#212 NY Nana:

Hey Nana!

I'm flying east tomorrow. Given the rumours of Iranian terrorists plotting to hijack Canadian jets to fly into the States, I plan to be very drunk and very angry.

I saw a neat bit on the tube a while back about how if you're on a plane that is going to be hijacked, you should keep an empty beer can handy in order to rip it in half, thus giving you a weapon.

I plan to have at least six "weapons" handy for the flight. And Air Canada serves Keiths!

I haven't had the opportunity to read all the comments so I apoligze if this one has been rehashed already:

I don’t know about all the types of poisons, but there are some 700 that are unknown,” Abdelrahman said.

If there are unknown poisons, how does this crackpot know about them?

I think it was Abdelrahman who poisoned Arafat.

#216 Geepers:

Seconded.

#203 Bob with one O

RWC,

Care to weigh in? (Eve)

I have no idea what these people are talking about...Evolutions Eve...Minigun (2nd version), Mayor Daley, and someone else that I forgot about that I was accused of being :-P

#180 Lawhawk

I kinda think it's along those lines, too. OTOH, it may just be that people who like to write are attracted to the law, b/c it's one of the few profession where you can earn a steady living by being essentially, a writer, even if you have to write long-winded, non-sensical run-on sentances about things like trover and conversion...

More of Rachel's own words. Incredible.

Today I tried to learn to say, "Bush is a tool", but I don't think it translated quite right. But anyway, there are eight-year-olds here much more aware of the workings of the global power structure than I was just a few years ago.

They're still more aware of it, Rachel.

We could probably make it through if we made serious use of our international white person privilege,

Yes. Go for it, my arrogantly deluded child. Your 'white' carcass will certainly stop those nasty Jews from defendiong theri women and children.

I still feel like I'm relatively safe and think that my most likely risk in case of a larger-scale incursion is arrest.

Uhm, it might get a little more dangerous than that, honeybunch.

Know that I have a lot of very nice Palestinians looking after me.

Were you born this stupid or did you get dropped on your head?

Was googling for pancake images and look what I found!?!?!

RWC,

Well Merry Christmas to me.

: )

My wife better not read the thread now.

#220 Right Wing Conspirator:

You were accused of being Minipud? Too funny.

LGF newbies, if you want to see an amusing vivisection of a full of shit tool pretending to be a chopper pilot, search LGF - keyword "Minipud". Too funny.

#218 AG in Houston:

If there are unknown poisons, how does this crackpot know about them?

Because some slackass member of the Zionist Conspiracy got careless and left a copy of Memo #2,736 lying on the picnic table. Remember, minions, always clean up after yourself at the Zionist Conspiracy compant picnic!

BTW, how is EG in Houston?

#222 Maine's Michael

Dude! You talkin to dead pancakes?

mommydoc, In fact David, a lawyer from Australia. Eve is fun, Aisha is creepy.

Dude! You talkin to dead pancakes?

Just pretending.

Feels good. Try it!

writermom,

Hopefully you were looking for recipes to use after you host the LFG New Year's Eve party?

#223 WriterMom

Was googling for pancake images and look what I found!?!?!

Awesome pick! Perfect for the lizards here at LGF. I've been known to lick the syrup off my pancakes! =)

Charles!

You have to add the link on #223 to something!

writermom--that's great!

Cam,

Because some slackass member of the Zionist Conspiracy got careless and left a copy of Memo #2,736 lying on the picnic table.

Man, did we catch hell for that.

We'll never forget that one!

#228 Maine's Michael

LOL!

#229 Bob With One O

No-Actually I was looking for images that would allow me to continue to ruthlessly mock St. Pancake for another few threads...but I'm all for parties, too.

kayawanee,

I've been known to lick the syrup off my pancakes!

I'm inviting you to my next party!

geepers,

You, ah, well... look different than I'd imagined.

I

LOVE

TO

LICK

THE

SYRUP

UMMM

UMMM

UMMM

SYRUP!

#234 Geepers

I'm inviting you to my next party!

Ok, but I'll have to ask my wife first. I'm only allowed to lick the syrup off of her pancakes! =)

What is the prevailing wisdom?

15 million Jews rule the world.

The Jews invented human rights in order to protect themselves.

The Jews invented the Holocaust in order to demand special favors for themselves.

Islam is a religion of peace and is subject to discrimination and persecution all over the world.

Western countries are rich because they stole the wealth of other countries.

AIDS was invented by white people to kill black people in Africa.

Therapeutic touch works. Crystal therapy works.

And so it goes.

Is there any hope for the human species? I am not sure.

Not surprised the dad is in the background looking properly dominated...

#237 TPP

I think I can fix that for you, Inshallah.

Scroll to the bottom...

Alright y'all. I'm getting all worked up thinking about Bubble Girl! I'm sure you're a beauty, darling. Ever consider a southern man? ;-)

#225 Cam

Good thread on the Minipud. Another lie the pud made was that he was station in Ft. Campbell, Louisville, Ky.

From Campbell, if you go up W. Ky parkway, that's about 2 1/2 hours of driving to Louisville…and you pass Ft. Knox on the way!

There are two things I despise:
1. Liars
2. PX Rangers

#174 Thom

Sum of all fears changed the bad guys from Palestinian terrorists in the book to nazi's.

Go back to True lies for Arab bad guys and Wanted Dead or Alive with Rutger Hauer chasing bad Arab (gene Simmons) those were the good old days.

The Pulchritudinous Patriot, Yeaaah baby!

kayawanee,

Ok, but I'll have to ask my wife first. I'm only allowed to lick the syrup off of her pancakes!

And you you damn well better get permission too!

#241 Powderfinger

LOL! I had forgotten about that - the whole series is hilarious!

#232 Geepers:

LOL! Yes, that was the company party for the Canadian Branch Plant.

#243 Kofi Annan:

zulubaby ran into that dipshit on another board peddling the same tired old tripe. She outed him pretty well.

#243 Kofi Annan:

BTW, what is a "PX Ranger"?

Don't flatter Rachel.
She's flat enough.

CAM

Dimestore cowboy

#251 Bob with one O:

Huh?

#249 Cam

Oops, but glad you asked.

A good definition of a PX Ranger is somebody that goes to the PX or Clothing sales, buys patches, awards, ribbons for their uniforms that were not earned…usually for the Class A (Green Dress) uniform.

Here's another one for your amusement. The 101st Airborne patch…that's the puckin' buzzard :-)

PX= Post Exchange

#253 Kofi Annan:

Oh ko.

I was at a military surplus store on the weekend, and talking with the guy, I found out that their biggest seller was a t-shirt with the Canadian Airborne's logo on the front - the same Airborne that was disbanded in disgrace after it came out that they had beaten a Somali kid to death, basically for amusement. I found that kind of odd.

The palis are full of shit from start to finish.

If certain things unknown, how would you know what the number of the unknown things is?

Idiots.

Kerry should have been a PX Ranger, it would have been easier than faking the Purple Hearts and composing the AfterAction Reports full of Kerry was a hero, Kerry was a brave, brave sailor, those Gooks ran when they saw Lt Cmd Kerry cruisin in his Swiftboat painted up like Martin Sheen in Apocolypse Now.

#217 Cam

I'm flying east tomorrow. Given the rumours of Iranian terrorists plotting to hijack Canadian jets to fly into the States, I plan to be very drunk and very angry.

I saw a neat bit on the tube a while back about how if you're on a plane that is going to be hijacked, you should keep an empty beer can handy in order to rip it in half, thus giving you a weapon.

I plan to have at least six "weapons" handy for the flight. And Air Canada serves Keiths!

How many times have I told you not to play with empty beer cans? :) Seriously, you will freeze your tush off in Toronto...it is also frigid here, but not as bad.

Have a wonderful trip, a very merry Christmas, and be nice to your brother! :)

Bubble Girl,

Is it or isn't it?

/checking pulse

#257 Bubble Girl

I think he was PX Chair-borne Ranger…didn't he write his own report, thus earning a silver star?

#258 NY Nana:

and be nice to your brother!

Well, I can't make any promises, but I'll try.

That said, he did give me directions for getting to his new house, which is more than he's given to mother... So prehaps that signals a rapprochement.

;-)

#222 Maine's Michael

Thanks for posting the link to Rachel Corrie's words. UGH!

So when I sound crazy, or if the Israeli military should break with their racist tendency not to injure white people

No wonder she committed suicide over there. She believed that Israel would move heaven and earth to keep from killing anyone with white skin, so she felt free to step in front of bulldozers or bullets or whatever.

She didn't know, apparently, that HALF of the Jews in Israel are from Middle Eastern descent (NON-WHITE.)

If she had LOOKED inside the bulldozers that she was so anxious to get run over by, she would have seen for herself that the Jewish people in Israel come in ALL COLORS.

She was such an IDIOT!

She also builds a case for the use of terrorism:

If any of us had our lives and welfare completely strangled, lived with children in a shrinking place where we knew, because of previous experience, that soldiers and tanks and bulldozers could come for us at any moment and destroy all the greenhouses that we had been cultivating for however long, and did this while some of us were beaten and held captive with 149 other people for several hours - do you think we might try to use somewhat violent means to protect whatever fragments remained? I think about this especially when I see orchards and greenhouses and fruit trees destroyed - just years of care and cultivation. I think about you and how long it takes to make things grow and what a labour of love it is. I really think, in a similar situation, most people would defend themselves as best they could. I think Uncle Craig would. I think probably Grandma would. I think I would.

The terrorism against Israel is WHY Israel has had to fight the Balestinians in the first place.

She was a stupid girl who committed suicide. No pity for her.

253 Kofi :

A good definition of a PX Ranger is somebody that goes to the PX or Clothing sales, buys patches, awards, ribbons for their uniforms that were not earned…usually for the Class A (Green Dress) uniform.

OUCH!

I've been known to look high and low for Challenge Coins, but I've NEVER tried to pass myself off as being a serviceman... that's just low.

#259 Michael - Waiting for butt expert to arrive, his shift is coming up.

Kofi- JFKerry wrote up most of the AfterAction Reports that did result in most, if not all of the medals. Amazingly, his 3rd Purple Heart happened on March 14, he admits he was hit in the ass by rice pellets and tiny bits of grenade shrapnel in his book, Tour of Duty, does not say who threw the grenade, there were no enemy in the area at the time. Later another boat hit the underwater mine, Kerry said his boat hit one too, and he got an owwee-boo-boo on his forearm when he hit it on the boat.

It was these horrible injuries that let him recieve his 3rd PH just four days later, that's megafast for medals, the same morning he recieved the medal his commander sent a request to Washington to give Kerry the 3 Purple Hearts and you are out of the battlezone. Kerry won't admit that he had been yanked from command of his boat the day after he hurt his ass and arm.

I would like to make the point again that Corrie did not stand in front of a bulldozer and the bulldozer run her down. By eye witness accounts, she climbed onto the blade while it was moving and found it impossible to get off, slipped and fell. Her own doing; nothing to do with the operator. If someone does something that unexpectedly stupid around earth moving equipment bad things will happen.

#263 SteveC

Don't get me started on challenge coins!...lol

#264 Bubble Girl:

Hmmm... Perhaps you could photocopy the butt in question, scan it, and then post it here on LGF for the experts to weigh in with our opinions.

Just sayin'.

;-)

Steve C,

I have the coin at the top of your link. It was a gift from a friend at Ft Bragg.

Cam -

Some of you guys are certified Butt Experts or are you Ass Specialists?

Bubble Girl

Kerry's second PH, in his own words:

"The camp was under fire, but I felt I just had to get some crucial information. So I walked up to the locally contracted cook at the mess tent and asked him "Hey Buddy, what kind of oil are you frying those spring rolls in? It's not saturated is it?" He gives me this look like he doesn't know WTF I'm talking about, and tries to splatter me with the hot oil, saying "You figure it out, stretch." Well, some got on my arm, and I had the biggest blister the guys had ever seen for a couple of days."

Cam,

LGF is now Little Gluteo Feminimes?

#269 Bubble Girl

Oy...don't get them started. I can see it now-new credentials-CBEs and APs.

# 268, Bob with one O:

I have the coin at the top of your link. It was a gift from a friend at Ft Bragg.

Cool! --> Drools at the thought of it!

#271 Bob with one O:

Wasn't it always?

;-)

#264 Bubble Girl

Amazingly, his 3rd Purple Heart happened on March 14, he admits he was hit in the ass by rice pellets and tiny bits of grenade shrapnel in his book, Tour of Duty, does not say who threw the grenade, there were no enemy in the area at the time.

Several months ago, it came out that Kerry and his guys(?) threw the grenade. They dropped it into a rice patty or something then ran away before the blast.

Kerry didn't run fast enough, so he got rice pellets and bits of shrapnel mostly in his butt, I think.

When the Swift Boat Vets for Truth (I LOVE THOSE GUYS!) started talking about these medals and even Bob Dole started commenting on Kerry's foolishness to bring all this war stuff up -- some Democrats started wailing that Kerry should drop his pants to show the shrapnel that was still lodged in his thighs or whatever (as if it came from an enemy attack.)

Kerry should have run faster from his own grenade. He was probably busy planning out how to film the re-enactment later so he dawdled.

My Dad was a Vietnam Vet. He was never hurt in the war, thank G-d, but he went through some very scary times. After Kerry's performance back in the States (where he trashed our soldiers and got our country to spit on them) -- my Dad never mentioned his experiences in the Vietnam War ever again. Never.

My Dad was in the war for three years, not just Kerry's four months.

I'm glad that the Swift Boat guys came forward. I'm very glad for my Dad who passed away from an illness several years ago. I wish he'd lived to see this.

Bob w/ one O's wife,

If you're reading this someone has obviously namejacked me.

I second Cam's #267.

I'm not a Board Certified Butt Expert but I do pretend to be one when the situation calls for it.

Bubble Girl,

I'm not a Board Certified Butt Expert

I still have to pass the Orals.

/badump bump

Bubble Girl

Are you posting from the ER?
I hope its not a busy ER.

Bob O, SteveC

Drink!

Bad Ass coin

#270 Mike in Maine

LOL -- Rashoman Vietnam

Kerry's Version:

As I turned I felt a sharp sting in the back of my thigh, warm liquid seeped down my leg. Gooks dressed in black pajamas ran away from the river bank into the densely bambooed jungle. I fell onto the deck, paralyzed from shock. The pain, the pain was immense, overwhelming.

Kerry's gunner:

I saw Lt Cmdr Kerry fall to deck, a look of pain and bewilderment on his face. "Am I hurt bad, don't lie to me, make the pain stop," he said. I looked at the back of his thigh, a Mekong Mosquito had bitten through his fatigues, the Lt. had pissed in his pants from fright.