Hifarious!

ROFL! oh lord...Iron Fist, I'm not crying anymore :D

Frabjous!
The writings on the wall! :)

The "L" stands for what else?...

LOSER!

Liberal loser

Haha, the superior intelligence of the leftists never ceases to amaze me.

The sad thing is, if this happened in Florida or Ohio and it was "George Q Bush" or something like that... you know damn well the left would start suing everyone that moved, claiming that Bush didn't actually win the state and thus shouldn't get the EVs.

what the...?

Florida democratic voters couldn't vote right and blew 2000. Funny, but sadly this just reinforces the probblem with the dems - its not just the candidates...its the voters!

L is for dumbass.

It's sad that it took me so long to get it...

*sigh*

JLK = ?

C'mon, lizardoids, let's have some fun with those initials. :)

And don't forget that in Minnesota one enlightened Democrat cast his/hers (no one will fess up to it) for John EWARDS.

Ah yes, good ol' John "Elling" Kerry

Damn, I feel like a dumbass...

Great lets add it to W's total!

Somewhere, someone named "John L. Kerry" is cackling maniacally.

Labufous!

John "Lyin Sack" Kerry

I believe it's called a Freudian Slip:

L = leftie, liberal, lying, loser.

These things have to come out sooner or later, according to the good Dr. Sigmund.

FAKE BUT ACCURATE

Not fake, but inaccurate.

JLK = Just Like Kennedy

(Ted - not Jiffka)

25 :>(

I am now enrolled in an alphabet recognition course taught my my 4 year old granddaughter...I R dumb. I kept looking at it, wondering WTF...

Bigel, I am in the half that will not read the paper version, and we cancelled over 5 years ago. I wish everyone would. We pass the printing plant in Queen on the way to the Whitestone and I always give it the finger. Someone will go after me one day, thinking it is them!

Unbelievable! You know if George L. Bush had won Jesse would be right there.

Its almost like like John Holmes or John W Holmes ..Either way,it makes no difference

My state. What a bunch of professionals!

:-D

Who types up this Certificate? I would assume that the state bureaucrats who presumably created the certificate made the slip, as opposed to the Democrat electors all writing "John L. Kerry." But it is sadly funny. Of course, I live in Ukraine County, Washington, so I can't find too much joy in governmental election screwups. :/

Spitzer signed this too. Hey Spitz, you better start reading the LARGE print!

The loons' main effort is still in OH, draped in tearful claims of preserving their beloved democracy - notwithstanding the fact of numerous other states with closer elections (none of which would affect the EC outcome - small point) - they are precious.

Jerkoff Lying Korksucker

28 NY Nana: Me too ...stopped buying that rag..I only read the online version of the NY Slimes to 1-bring their waste writings here so we could laugh at it here and 2-so other members of LGF here wont have to read that POS

John F. Kerry - the "F" is for "Footnote".

Looks like NY has forgotten him already.

I knew it, I knew it, Kerry did have his middle name changed to Forbes, I did a search to verify that the JFK was correct. If he can have his Dishonorable Discharge disappear, he could have had his Birth Certificate changed too.

Rove! Halliburton!

What about the intent of the voters?

39 Bubble Girl

knew it, I knew it, Kerry did have his middle name changed to Forbes, I did a search to verify that the JFK was correct. If he can have his Dishonorable Discharge disappear, he could have had his Birth Certificate changed too.

He had his legal name changed so it would be the same as JFK, but I don't know what it was originally.

How about... J-ust L-ooks K-razy (in Ohio, in October, in Canadian Goose Hunter's Camoflage).

Im a child shrink in NYC...Get letters from teachers all the time ...75% border on the functionally illiterate

This doesnt surprise me at all...

John Lurch! Kerry

LIBERAL = L = LOSER

They'll (L3) say Karl Rove changed the "F" to an "L"

I don't understand--what am I looking for? How can you say they didn't vote for Kerry? I'm buffaloed! :(

John Kerry is a student of history. He knows how history is mostly based on distortions or revisionist. He also knows his books will be around long after we are gone. How many will believe his POS, Tour of Dutyis the truth about his time in Vietnam, his "spellbinding" speeches, his VVAW traitor time. The moment he walked across the DNC stage in Boston, saluting with the big screen showing the American flag behind him, and him saying "John Kerry, reporting for duty" I said "you have got to be fucking kidding!"

Okay, okay---I've got it!

He really had his middle name changed too? I know his last name was Kohn before his grandfather or father changed it to Kerry. Basically, this guy has been on a lying streak since birth.

#45 Baldy

John Lurch! Kerry

My L³ brother walked into my unit right after he retired and saw our TDY map on the wall. He asked why the key said black pins were for Lurch. I slapped him on the shoulder and said "that's your candidate"!

Teeheheheh... um, I don't get it?!?

/ditzy blonde

The print is so small, the impact is lost.

JFK = LOSER
JE = Loser

NY... I think you're having an identity crisis.

Reaganite, I have an L3 (older) brother too; I'd like to slap him a few times myself.

The L stands for Lizardoid. The ugly truth about John Kerry is finally revealed!

(Your Zionist Conspiracy Check is in the mail, Charles)

CicadaJoe - How's your week going? good I hope.

I believe the story about the Jewish background is that it was only recently discovered and that he didn't know it until he ran for President. Yeah, right. His brother converted to Judaism when he married his wife. I think he trotted it out to reel in the Jewish vote plus his Catholic faith (really, it's not bad when you have your marriage with two children annuled by the Pope, like Kerry did, putz), Teresa said she was African-American. He tried to cover some bases. Vietnam hero, Anti-Vietnam War Hero, Superrich women gigilo...

NOT that I think it will help...but there really is a reason why the courts are ruling that New York needs to up its education expenditure from $12K to $20K per student. (It's called desperation.)

So I guess if come January Ohio gets brought up again by the MSM the blogsphere can bring up the fact that Kerry should really not be getting the NYC electoral votes right? All this bussiness in general is silly, but considering how many "stupid" middle America stories have been put out there it's nice to have something to point out the "stupid" people who live in urban areas.

#54 Hassen bin Sober

I'd like to slap him a few times myself.

He may be older than I am, but he was a Green Beret, slapping him might be bad for my health!

Well, y'know, F and L are right next to each other on the keyboard -- hey waaait a minute ...

/so does this dude hang out w/ the Minn. "Ewards" elector?

#59

yeah, I made that kind of mistake once after a few cocktails and ended up in the emergency room - live and learn...

Those danged hanging chads did it again.

sound of freedom

The hanging chad to end all hanging chads.

LMAO!

:^D

reaganite - This reminds me of the marijuana iniative - that the supporters of forgot to file.

#37 Ted

As a pediatric psychiatrist, you must be overloaded with the childish dumbos suffering from tantrums, and fugue states, caused by post BDS. Sad.

I did exactly the same thing;I read their slime online, also to post, and to see what they are spewing as their rant o' the day re Israel, and also the Jews.

I have a feeling that their circulation is down significantly, as they offer such low cost subscription rates. I hope they go down.

Re John 'Lurch' Kerry: guys, he ain't a native Bostonian, either..he was born in Denver. (I apologize to any Republican from Colorado who may have been harmed by this statement.)

*dark, malevolent laughter*

*snork*

*continues dark, malevolent laughter*

that Rove guy is such a character.

I wondered what TDY meant, then went to look it up... There were many sites, with many acronyms...

Off topic:

Mark Steyn is writing again.

http://jewishworldreview.com/1204/steyn1.asp

#35 Hassen bin Sober  12/20/2004 05:49PM PST

 "The loons' main effort is still in OH, draped in tearful claims of preserving their beloved democracy"

I'm assuming you're just pointing out that we still have our beloved democracy.

They are wrong that its disappearing. They are wrong about the direction they wish to take it. They are right that its something to fight for. I'm sure I'm being picky, but would you mind being more clear distinguishing the moonbat from the democracy.

#56 Bubble Girl

I'm swell, thanks for asking!

Actually, Kerry also claimed Muslim heritage (I am not kidding -- it is in print in Time magazine, I think) if I remember correctly, and he whispered he had a Jewish grandfather at a function attended by Jewish voters to try to con them into voting for him, but tried to avoid whispering too loudly 'cause the Catholic group he had just conned might hear. Basically, if you were a Catholic-jewish-muslim-hunter-gun controller-war monger-pacifist-pro life-abortionist with a strong leaning toward complete fiscal irresponsibility, Kerry was your man.

Bubble Girl, I am afraid you intrigue me.

Charles:

Re: Donald Fagen's 'new' album:

I was listening to this back in high school- in 1978. It's Steely Dan. As in, IT'S Steeley Dan.

I suppose that everything old is new again. Eerie thinking that the 'lettuce generation' (ie., kinda limp and green) are jiving along to the same groove that I was on a quarter of a century ago.

IMHO, YMMV

L= Lurch?

#70 Live Free

Yeah, the usage I intended was to emphasize how they perceive (right, this time) OUR democracy as their private preserve - they're wrong about all of it, and my usage was incorrect.

(but that was pretty picky)

alright alright I give up! I DID IT...and it stands for
L
Lancing
Laying
Laying cable
Laying some pipe
Laying the track (prison slang)
Lifting a leg on someone
Lighting one's fire
Lighting the lamp
Linking it
Losing the match
Lying feet up
Lyricism of the masses
Logging on

sorry Pookle ...had to go there
Cheers,..· ´¨¨)) -:¦:-
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((¸¸.·´ ..·´ Atlas -:¦:-
-:¦:- ((¸¸.·´*

#56 Bubble Girl

John Levi Kerry

Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Crypto-Jew!

#72 Earl

Still reading and laughing more!

#75 A tiny bunny

Don't worry, you earned it!

77 PB &C

everyday man everyday
i work it everday

Now their electors are too stupid to competently cast their votes for the right guy?

John L'fwench Kerry

#74 Hassen bin Sober  12/20/2004 06:47PM PST

(but that was pretty picky)

Yeah, it was.

The moonbats have gotten to me lately.
Its not that I believe their view of the world, but if I listen to them long enough I start to wonder if I'm the one without a grasp on reality. Every once in a while I make a poke to verify, and everytime LGFers come through as rational and decent. bigel exepted ;-)

Propaganda does work. Its scares the sh*t out of me.

#76 composmentis

You go, boy!

The horror...the horror...

[now playing: Mark Knopfler...Shangri La]

Sheet of paper on which to cast electorial ballot...$.39

Pen to sign ballot...$1.75

31 votes for John L. Kerry...Absolutely priceless...Kin ah git me sum respect heah?

Test

My cookies disappeared.

Jihad Loves Kufrs

#85 Ed Moran abu GOMEX aob 26.5C

Is Santa Claus starting out a little early this year? Did the milk disappear too? :)

I lost a huge post, but it is -30C in Saranac Lake, NY

I've been drunk in Saratoga Springs, which isn't that far.

I can't remember the 3 letter identifier for Saratoga Springs, so I can't look it up. But Utica Club is from Utica, IIRC. Utica is -27C (-16F), which means your Genessee Cream Ale or Utica Club or Matt's Beer Ball won't need refridgeration, but may even need warming to keep liquid.

Reminds me, visiting Quincy, MA, in 1981 when I was younger. Hung out in about half a meter of snow at a gold course in Wollaston, MA with Pat O'Malley and a couple of other guys, people without gloves shared. One hand could stay in the coat pocket, but you needed a "drinking glove" for the beer holding hand. One of the guys worked at a supermarket (Star Market?) and took some freshly expired meat, I borrowed my grandmother's oven grill, we found some wood, built a fire, grilled some not exactly fresh meat, and left the beer semi-close to the fire, so it wouldn't freeze. Drinking beer, late at night, in knee deep snow.

BTW, who expected Miami and New England to be this close?

BTW, looking at new European, and 00Z ETA coming in, Houston probably cold enough for snow Christmas and Christmas Eve, but precip stays offshore. Best chance for fresh White Christmas snow is Florida Panhandle, to inland Florida, up towards Washington, DC

Inland Georgia

Yes, I've had two glasses of wine while watching ABC's MNF

BTW, if I don't have a team in the hunt, I usually cheer the underdog, except when the favorite is a playoff bound team from a northern city with an outdoor stadium.

Nothing better than a conference championship game in driving snow. So far, so good, should have games at Pittsburgh, Philadelphia (marginally northern) and New England.

Did Miami just take the lead?

If I recall 9th grade Civics, the reason that the Founding Fathers established the Electoral College was to place the choosing of the President in the hands of Electors, who would be more responsible in their deliberations, and be less likely to mess up.

Believe the 'L' stands for Limp. Or possibly low-life but that would be an "LL" analagous to "Loser Lib."

#71 CicadaJoe

Excellent post. Kerry was intriguing. I know more about him than I do Bush. I could probably do a Kerry "What's My Lie" Show. I forgot about the goose hunt. No pictures of Kerry actually shooting the gun, or carrying the goose. Earlier, I wrote a Rashoman Vietnam. I will go back and copy. It's cute.

Probably some old lefty fossil in the state civil service was thinking about John L. Lewis of the United Mine Workers.

It would be a amusing if Bush's supporters in Congress were to insist that the 31 votes be recorded for John L. Kerry, however...

CicadoJoe - Pshew - that was work going back and finding that post. Are you familiar with Kirosawa, the great Japanese Film Director and his Rashoman movie? Tells the story from 3 different views...

Kerry's Version:

As I turned I felt a sharp sting in the back of my thigh, warm liquid seeped down my leg. Gooks dressed in black pajamas ran away from the river bank into the densely bambooed jungle. I fell onto the deck, paralyzed from shock. The pain, the pain was immense, overwhelming.

Kerry's gunner:

I saw Lt Cmdr Kerry fall onto the deck, a look of pain and bewilderment on his face. "Am I hurt bad, don't lie to me, make the pain stop," he said. I looked at the back of his thigh, a Mekong Mosquito had bitten through his fatigues, the Lt. had pissed in his pants from fright.

The Gooks on shore:

We were fishing on the banks when we hear loud shrieking, it come from one those American Swiftboats, we ran for our lives, we very, very scared, it hurt our ears. I never forget that noise, as long as I live.

JLK -- high-larious! And to think, this is a blue state where all those erudite people reside. L = Lestat? Those crazy keyboards -- the "K" is next to the "L."

As amusing I find this screw-up by the losing party, it reinforces my idea that the Electoral College needs reforms. I have no trouble with the concept of apportioning Electoral Votes based on the number of seats in Congress the state has - I think it does a good job of ensuring that no areas of the country are ignored by the candidates. However, I long worried that there is nothing to prevent the Electors from voting for someone other than the candidate who won their respective state. This could either by be accident, as has happened twice in this election so far, or it could happen on purpose.

I propose instead that the first vote by the Electors is automatically cast according to the rules in place for that state before the election. (As I recall, each state has the option to choose to apportion their Electoral Votes if they want to, instead of casting them as a block.) If no candidate has the required number of votes after the "mandatory" vote, then the Electors could change their votes as they can under the current rules.

They must be recorded for John L. Kerry, not John F. Kerry when counted in Congress. What if some were cast for George H.W. Bush, surely George W. Bush could not receive those. If you were on Jeopardy! and answered "John L. Kerry" for "John F. Kerry", you don't get it correct

#95 Bubble Girl

I don't say this often, but you are brilliant.

Thanks Cicadajoe, it's neat to get a kudo from a cicada! Did you ever see The Seven Samarai by Kirosawa?

Certificate says:

List of all Persons voted for as President, with the Number of Votes for Each.

I'm confused. Was there ever a time when electoral votes didn't all go to one person?

"L" stands for Let me tell you once again about how I, John Kerry served in Viet Nam.

bubblegirl

Yup. I especially liked the farmers! I never saw Rashoman though.

#96 publius

JLK -- high-larious! And to think, this is a blue state where all those erudite people reside. L = Lestat? Those crazy keyboards -- the "K" is next to the "L."

Butterfly Keyboard

I'm confused. Was there ever a time when electoral votes didn't all go to one person?

According to Article II, Section 1, Clause 2 of the U.S. Constitution:

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.

As I read that, a State could choose any means to select their Electors, including apportioning them among the various candidates based how what proportion of the general vote they received.

#97 Siergen

If I remember this correctly from the 2000 debacle, I believe that some states have passed legislation requiring electors to vote in accordance with the raw vote total for the state, while other states do in fact leave it up to each individual elector on that day. Feel free to correct me, though, if anyone knows I'm wrong.

In the "old days," as someone mentioned above, the electoral college served to ensure that, while everyone got their say, people who actually knew what was going on were the ones making the final determination, so maybe being able to switch your vote at the last minute wasn't such a bad idea, if you knew that most people in your state hadn't heard x, y, or z...

Now though, presidential electors are pretty much just state legislators, party hacks or supervolunteers who aren't likely to be any smarter or well-informed than the rest of us. (No disrespect to any state legislators, party hacks, or supervolunteers out there -- or to any of you who might be presidential electors, for all I know) I'd just like to make sure we don't have any turncoats or grudgeholders hanging around that are going screw up the whole thing at the last minute, which is why I tend to be a fan of legally locking in electoral votes...it sounds kind of undemocratic, I know, and I hate that, but...I think it's important that voters know that their popular votes are going to be correctly translated into electoral votes -- without that certainty, what's the point in voting?

Maybe I'm getting a little extreme or dramatic here...it's getting late...

I believe there are two states in which the electors can split electoral college votes, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

I think it's Nebraska and New Hampshire, or Vermont or something.

BTW, it's zero degrees (F) here in Albany, NY.

#107 Lewis

Close, Maine. The Electoral vote is based on congressional district.

#108 Athos

Yeah, I wuz pretty sure it was one o' them New England states. Thanks.

A few days after the Florida debacle of 2000, our paper in Annapolis had a front page photo of protesters in Florida and one guy had a sign that said "Democrats: Too Dumb to Vote"...I see that now holds true again.

Ooops!

Remember the old saying: "Measure twice, cut once."

Or, perhaps more relevant: "The Preview button is your friend!"

Something like this happen in Wisconsin. I think it was 8 or 10 years ago that the University of Wisconsin handed out all of their degrees with "Wisconson" in stead of Wisconsin the misspelling was very funny. There were many that had a good laugh at that.

I'm sure that there will be hardly any one in New York that will care. ha ha

Merry Christmas

hmmm...

John "Lie is my middle name" Kerry

As the old cliche' goes, the truth will come out.

OT - got down to 28 in Jacksonville, FL last night (or in honor of the 2000 election results, 25, no 31, no 27...)

OT:

No words can describe the egotism of this man.

Bleeaakk

Obviously No Child Left Behind is way too late for all those grown-up electors. Oh, well, perhaps they'll get it right the next time.

cathy :-)

It can't be. New York is the State of the intellectuals. It's a blue state, thus, smarter than the rest of us. Obviously some red-stater changed the spelling.

Still not over in Ohio:

Chief justice could rule on challenge to President Bush's victory in Ohio this week

Not.

#115 Kofi

I agree. The guy is an embarassment. His last quote says it all.

"I don't have any political status. But I do have moral authority. I don't really need authority or political power and I don't suffer because of the absence of it."

What moral authority -- he validates fraudulent elections around the world, undermines any and all US intentions in the world, allows that asswipe Michael Moore to sit with him at the DNC, etc. and claims moral authority?

And I'd love to hear what the feminists have to say about all those life-changing unilateral decisions he made without any input from the little woman...

#115 Kofi Annan

No words can describe the egotism of this man.

"I don't have any political status. But I do have moral authority."

Oh yeah.

Too bad they didn't accidently put an "N" instead of an "L"

Then it could be "JNK" -- junk

Which sums him up rather well.

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Anyone know if "Djalk" means anything funky in arabic? I'm looking for something in Hebrew, but interestingly, JLK has no basis for any word I can think of...

"Johnny we hardly knew ya"

#118 shatterglass

Still not over in Ohio...

Barring an Orange Revolution, yeah, it is. The vote is certified and the EC has voted. It doesn't matter if a zillion court rulings come out now, the vote is certified, the EC has voted, and the House of Representatives gets to vote in January.

This court stuff is now officially "political ego stroking."

L is for "Liveshot", of course.

We need to find a John L Kerry to step up to the plate from Massachussetts and rightfully claim his 31 electoral college votes.

Hahaha.

Maybe some democrat(s) were a bit angry with Kerry?

And you wonder why Florida was a mess in 2000?

Picked up by the AP wire: Wrong John Kerry gets NY Electoral Votes