How about sending Zombie to MIT for a "teach-in" with the chomsky beast!

What the heck is Aloha Snackbar? Just curious.

I'll take: ROPMA
runner up: car swarm

Vote: Mikey Moore

Zombie

Wow! And that was some work and you deserve thanks for the efforts. Appreciated.

I like St Corrie du Jemima- I don't know who coined that but rotflmao
This list cracks me up- i have so many favorites i don't know where to begin- but just loggin on and seeing it made me belly laugh. You Lizards are brilliant and funny as all get OUT.
Thanks for the comic relief and best

damn time on the internet-
@;o)

Is there gonna be a test? 'Cause I don't do so good with tests especially if it's fill in the blank?

I need definitions - I'm a newbie.

As a FNG I wish I knew what most of those things meant. I remain, Quietly Disgruntled.
PK

#3 Braindirt -

"Aloha Snackbar" is derived from "Allahu Akbar". IIRC, it was coined by Geepers.

Euroweenies

P.J. O'Rourke's Book Holidays in Hell, which I think came out in 1987, contains a chapter titled "Among the Euro-Weenies."

No "globular clusters"?

I'll submit "MMM" or "M cubed"or M3...

moonbat media morons

Why didn't zombie post first on this thread?

cra swarm is definitely an lgf term...I had to take a diversity training class because I used the term in a hall way discussion at work. I suppose I'd have been fired if they heard the rest of my discussion about the swarm carrying a coffin with just a head in it rolling around like a single billiard ball in a big box.

I rather like suigenocide.

#9 TheParson

Is there gonna be a test? 'Cause I don't do so good with tests especially if it's fill in the blank?

Nah, essay. If you ramble on long enough you will eventually hit something to give you some points or bore the reader so badly that they will give you credit so they ain't gotta read no more. (Just in case y'all were wonderin' how I managed to graduate...)

Wow, I finally log off after 3 hours of work, and 30 seconds afterwards Charles makes a thread out of it! So typical. I'll catch up now folks...hold on.

Actually, I think "jooos" became fashionable as a mocking "tribute" to Cynthia McKinney and her (father/uncle?) that was quoted as attributing an election loss to "you know, the jews" (said with a drawl). Ever since then, any remote, farfetched and idiotic conspiracy that the LLL and their allies the Islamofacists could concoct would, on these boards, be derisively attributed by the Lizards to the "jooos" (when not otherwise being attributed to Karl Rove or Haliburton).

I think we really have to credit the hate-filled McKinney clan with this one. But trust me, they deserve it.

#10 redstateredneck: I need definitions - I'm a newbie.

That's the next step! Volunteers accepted.

#19 Swamp Woman
That's my daughter's strategy...she swears it works every time.

#17 Boss429

cra swarm is definitely an lgf term...I had to take a diversity training class because I used the term in a hall way discussion at work.

DAMN! Where do you live, anyway? OTOH, I was at a Fed Gov facility talkin' with a retired AF guy and his supervisor asked if I wanted to press sexual harassment charges! GEEZ! Good thing the guy didn't hear the joke that I had told previously.

Spitting and the *asterisk* convention for actions are older than LGF, and "tinfoil hat" is so old it actually was tin.

What's "FNDT"?

#10 redstateredneck & #11 Peacekeeper

Check the FAQ, upper right for some of them. The only one you need to know tonight is FNDT which is

FRIDAY NIGHT DRINKING THREAD

And so nodroG has achieved a kind of immortality. As long as LGF exists so will our special troll.

Zombie

How do we volunteer?

#27 Frank IBC

Probably should be changed to "ENDT".

I guess this is going to be Ye Olde Friday Night Drinking Thread?

#11 PK - Don't feel bad, at least *I* got "FNG"!

; )

#22 zombie
I'm serious - I get the gist of them, but I would like to know the definitive definitions (was that redundant?)

Is that why Charles doesn't zap nodroG? 'Cause he's immortal?

#14 NC 
No "globular clusters"?

I asked on the original thread:

Nekama's Troll Hammer
globular clusters
Mr. Holland's Opus

Are they definitively LGF-specific? Worth including on the list?

Got an answer about Nekama's Troll Hammer, but not the others. Still not sure if they count as being dictionary-worthy.

#17 Boss 429 -- "cra swarm is definitely an lgf term...I had to take a diversity training class because I used the term in a hall way discussion at work."

Where do you work, Al Jazerra? What else would someone call that sort of event? Just what did your re-education therapist suggest as an alternative?

Wait, I have an idea. How about "Personal acquisition of DNA mementos". No one could possibly be offended by that.

#28 [Engineer]
I'm there, baby!

globular clusters has to be LGF since it came out of one of the threads.

A couple of years ago, a Swiss troll (T.H. from Suburbia) used to drop by here with flamebait from time to time. He wrote an unflattering German-language article about LGF on some Euro website and included the term "Euroweenies." When you ran the article through the translation thingee, "Euroweenies" came out "Euro small sausages." So for a while, the Europeans were referred to as the "small sausages."

#32
Right you are!
I find homebrew (made in my tinfoil hat collection) to be especially powerful.

#25 song_and_dance_man
I volunteer

Saw your note on the other thread. OK, if you insist! Start with the top category: do LGF-entry-and-comments searches for the first instances of:

anti-idiotarian
MSM
PIMF
PIYF
FNDT
Ra^thergate
GAZE
Fiskie
nazimedia
bigelate / anything bigel-derived
lizardoid / lizardette
minion (as applied to blog-followers)
Bwahahaha/Muwhahaha! (as said by members of the evil lizardoid Zionist conspiracy acknowledging their global power)
Morlocks (as referring to Indymedia types -- borrowed from HG Wells)
Arafish
splodydopes
St. Pancake
Oil Ticks

Post your results here, as they appear, or all as a group! (You asked for it). zulubaby is the queen of searches -- too bad she's logged off!

Certainly from LGF:

the horrible red binder

#42 csa
Homebrew...that takes me back. I knew some people from Arkansas who made some powerful homebrew.

#26 kps  
Spitting and the *asterisk* convention for actions are older than LGF, and "tinfoil hat" is so old it actually was tin.

Noted, and incorporated.

Everyone: the list is NOT canonical! It is a work in progress. Feel free to jump in and post corrections/suggestions.

Aloha Snackbar
This one slays me.

What? No ZOG?

The Agents of ZOG are not amused.

"So long as men breathe and eyes can see,
so long lives this, and this gives life to thee"

Or something like that. Thanks Z

#30 theparson
How do we volunteer? 

You just did. Do LGF-entry-and-comments searches for the first instances in the second category:

Probably from LGF, evidence pending:
LLL
Fisking
Kossack
car swarm
Pajamarines
Euroweenies
Paleostinian
Zionist hair rays
Oil for Palaces
jooos

I personally think ALOHA SNACKBAR should have a home here.

Photos you wont see from the MSM

Needed: an LGF glossary & volunteers to add any of these elegant words not already included at UrbanDictionary.com.

51 Zombie

I'm on it.

#12 Stop Hillary
Are you saying Cynthia McKinney's father & uncle are the same person?!

#40 theparson

What's up? Partners in crime again?

#53 deadmaus
Thank you for those.

zombie

Here is a link for globular clusters and a page on a wonderful site.

Swamp Woman -

Er, what's "ENDT"? Sounds like one of the Myers-Briggs personality types.

[This one’s definitely from LGF; I hereby claim it. —ed.]

Ah yes, those were the early days when 5 comments made up an entire thread. (BTW, what ever happened to Rafael A. Naboa, taktile and Steeev?)

How would one go about downloading the archives?

Zombie,

Nekama wrote her(?) own response to a troll which became the Troll Hammer extraordinaire.

Globular clusters, though no LGF specific but an astronomical term, became a taunt on the famous thread bearing that name; it's usage here is unique.

Mr Holland's Opus, again, is not original with LGF, but has been hijacked and used in an LGF-specific manner to distract a troll or remind minions not to feed it.

#48 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
What? No ZOG?

Any evidence this comes from LGF? I thought it was common across the culture.

OT
Barbara Boxer before she puts on makeup

Meow.

Wife is stranded again, out I go. So much for FNDT. If you must marry, give her jumper cables.

PK

There was a zog site that I found quite a while before I found LGF. It was awful! And it was gone not long at all after 9/11, but it had been up for quite some time.

#24 Swamp Woman

I'm from orthopaedic land...Could be New Jersey, Tennesee, Indiana, or Minnesotta...We hire several boatloads of foriegn nationals from colleges as co-ops, apparently one heard part of a conversation I was having and I offended it and it took it up with H.R., hence I had to take diversity training.

OK, everyone, ignore the list at the top of the thread: here's the new updated list incorporating everyone's suggestions so far:

Almost certainly from LGF:
anti-idiotarian
MSM
PIMF
PIYF
FNDT
Ra^thergate
GAZE
Fiskie
nazimedia
bigelate / anything bigel-derived
lizardoid / lizardette
minion (as applied to blog-followers)
Bwahahaha/Muwhahaha! (as said by members of the evil lizardoid Zionist conspiracy acknowledging their global power)
Morlocks (as referring to Indymedia types -- borrowed from HG Wells)
Arafish
splodydopes
St. Pancake
Oil Ticks
car swarm

Probably from LGF, evidence pending:
LLL
Fisking
Kossack
Pajamarines
Paleostinian
Zionist hair rays
Oil for Palaces
jooos

Probably not -- but maybe -- from LGF, evidence pending:
Islamofascism
ROP
Hildebeast
demonrats
Frogistan
Canukistan
Holy Shiite
[bigoted word]

Not coined on LGF, but popularized by LGF:
moonbat
ROPMA
Don't trust the shover robot
Who blew up da owl?
Euroweenies

Coined on LGF, but never really adopted widely or outside LGF:
Nodrog
El cubo
Iron Fist Rule
blue-diaper babies
Comment #17
OSM
NSM
Fwench
DDD
gamey buttocks
Darwin Akbar
Frenchurian Candidate
my Zionist check
Europeisanazishithole
Krazy Kos Kidz
GFYWAC
the horrible red binder
globular cluster
Mr. Holland's Opus
Nekama's Troll Hammer

Coined on LGF, but vetoed by some users as unpalatable:
Aloha Snackbar

Definitely not from LGF:
OT
LOL
ROFLMAO
FOAD
STFD
STFU
troll
moby
hat tip
dhimmi
dhimmitude
Eurabia
Sampson Option
pajamaheddin
Skerry
Zionazi
*spit*
tin foil hat

Parson,

Are you selling absolutions?

"ZOG" has been in use by the militia types for at least two decades.

I recognize most, but we need a defintion of terms to go along with the list.

#17

"cra swarm is definitely an lgf term...I had to take a diversity training class because I used the term in a hall way discussion at work. I suppose I'd have been fired if they heard the rest of my discussion about the swarm carrying a coffin with just a head in it rolling around like a single billiard ball in a big box."

What was the diversity class like? Back in my college days (early 90s) in Illinois my buddy and one of my future roommates had to watch a 3 hour film of males being intimate with each other after he got caught vandalizing a dorm (just straight stupid vandalism no motive). They tried to find any excuse to make you watch those propaganda films, I saw several. Most had the common theme; white guys are racist homophobes who will probably rape you.

#12 Frank IBC
Thanks for the heads up... or, in this case, heads off ? Praise Allah.

Charles:

Congratulations on your invention of the word "anti-idiotarian."

Don't hold your breath for a Nobel Peace Prize, but hold your head high. It is a small but important contribution in the tiresome evolution of human intelligence.

BTW: Did I ever tell you about the time I was telling a friend about LGF and I got attacked by a Unitarian Minister?

Charles

Can you write us a patch to let us download the archives in one swoop?

I first heard "Frenchurian Candidate" when a woman called Rush Limbaugh's show and used it. I hadn't heard/seen it anywhere before then, only after that show. (Could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure.)

I thought Jooos was a bigelism. Also--what about "wing nuts" and "snotgurgles"?

#76 Lawrence Schmerel

And I'm sure it was good...

"Moby" the noun was definitely not coined here, but we may have popularized the use of it as a passive verb as in:

Sullivan's let himself get Mobyed yet again.

(For examples, see "Quote of the Day" on andrewsullivan.com.)

ZOG
feh

Both WAY too common. "feh" is from Yiddish, probably 600 years old. ZOG is from the '70s or '80s.

Hey zombie--how about including some of LGF's most amusing nics, like Delta Burka and Red, White and Jew, and most annoying trolls, (I seem to recall a Rosie O'Donnell's head and a View from Ireland.)

Great list, but "Bwahahaha/Muwhahaha!" is ancient Internet slang, seen on Usenet at least as far back as a decade ago ...

Sorry, that should have been Sullivan's "Email of the Day", not "Quote of the Day".

Anyone ever heard of a movie, with Richar Dreyfus in it? I'm told it's really a tear-jerker. Something about a schoolteacher...

michaelg

Think they's go good on ebay?

Stupidfada

coined by me.

First used on LGF. Charles has even used it a few times.

Stupidstinians hasn't caught on.

Jordyptian

Coined by someone here.

Magic prayer rug?

is it possible Aloha Snackbar is what Micheal Moore says when he finally decides he really is morbidly obiese and needs to go on an diet? also Aloha breakfastbar, aloha smorgasbord, aloha all youcaneat*** for $9.99

#86 D.Gray:
Yes, but I was specifically referring to its use when indyidiots and DUers ascribe supernatural powers to the neocons, or when Muslim imams conjure up visions of Jews controlling the weather or whatever, and instead of denying it we lay claim to their conspiracies and revel in our power with a hearty Bwahahahaha!

Not a new coinage, but a slightly new usage.

The only one I don't recognize is "FNDT"

I thought "gamey buttocks" was from Monty Python.

#91 ploome hineni

You started it...

I fart in your general direction...

Just got here, too lazy to read the posts. Who besides Iron Fist, (hate his rule, spit), and Gordon made it into the lexicon?

I still ponder "who blew up da owl?" That immortal question from the former poet laureate of New Jersey and current poet-in-residence of the Newark public school system.

buzzing prayer rug

#60 Frank IBC

Er, what's "ENDT"? Sounds like one of the Myers-Briggs personality types

Yeah, it do, don't it? ENDT is EVERY night drinking thread.

Hmmm, the archives does not seem to include the comments.

#2 American Infidel

I like pajamarines.

That's better than "pajamahadeen", which is what Toronto Star columninst Antonia "The Beast" Zerbesias called bloggers after Rathergate.

I also like:
jump(ed/ing) the shark

We all drink, then don't we?

#85 scaramouche
Hey zombie--how about including some of LGF's most amusing nics,

Great idea, but that's a whole nother topic. Two of my favorites are "Holden McGroyn" and "ROP really chappin' my hide." We'll do that next time around (list fave nics, not hold groins or chap hides).

#100 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Buzzing--right. I knew it was doing something active, just couldn't recall what it was.

Swamp Woman -

Oh...duh...and I was actually about to post..."well, I guess is the Friday Night Drinking Thread, huh?"

#94 Boss429

is it possible Aloha Snackbar is what Micheal Moore says when he finally decides he really is morbidly obiese and needs to go on an diet? also Aloha breakfastbar, aloha smorgasbord, aloha all youcaneat*** for $9.99

And here I figgered that when you heard somebody shout something like "Allahu akhbar" then it was aloha, snackbar. Kiss that place goodbye.

105 csva

Definately not an lgf term

But how about this phrase:

Lets give them a state!

What about LULULULULULU ? - thats my favorite.

#102 theparson 
Hmmm, the archives does not seem to include the comments.

theparson, go to "advanced search," you can search comments and entgries there. Also check out the thread on search enhancements Charles posted about a week ago.

"Paleostinian" was coined by Diana Moon on her first blogspot blog. I don't have a link, because her original blog was wiped, but trust me, it was her word and it spread like wildfire on conservative blogs, including this one.

"jooos" is from Frank J. of IMAO, in one of his funniest posts ever.

Samson option?

I once referred to Yassir Arafat as "that table-cloth-wearing-chicken-necked-nazi-shit-stain " (R) but it never really caught on.

But I own it.

Nekama wrote her(?) own response to a troll which became the Troll Hammer extraordinaire.

Nekama is a "he." I know him personally.

I believe Canuckistan was coined by Patrick J. Buchanan.

#112 JP
What about LULULULULULU

That was started in Arabia about 3000 BC.

Okay, I'm probably showing my newbieness, but what exactly is LLL?

Holden McGroyn

Mike Ratsch

Hugh Jass

Heywood Jablomi

I.P. Frielie

Sitts Pinkler, TV weatherman

Anne Thracks

116 Lawrence Schmerel

I like it, tablecloth...

You're alright!

OT:

DailyKos is last remaining human to maintain Rathergate memos are real."

"To explain to newer posters: I have an interest in this story, since I did an extensive series on it at the time. DailyKos was one of the very few sites that did any serious counterinvestigation into the claims that the documents were word-processed forgeries, through this story and multiple followups, and found that the right-wing blog "forgery!" claims could be disproved pretty easily."

That's better than "pajamahadeen", which is what Toronto Star columninst Antonia "The Beast" Zerbesias called bloggers after Rathergate.

I think "Pajamahadeen" was invented by Jim Gerahty (sp?) from NRO's "Kerry Spot" blog.

Good grief...I am waiting around here for time to go out and (hopefully) see the comet, and la de dah, why not check out what all the lizards are up to on this Friday evening...

...and find this.

I keep telling you guys that my bladder can't take this kind of abuse at my age, but you don't listen.

#73 dll2000

nope. sorry. the company's diversity training wasn't ultra gay porn. it was 2 hours of how I should be sensitive other cultures as well as to the opposite sex. Basically after 2 hours of film let's all hold hands and sing cume bya or how hever it's spelled.
it had no real impact except I look over my shoulder now before I speak.

#114 Meryl Yourish 
"Paleostinian" was coined by Diana Moon on her first blogspot blog. I don't have a link, because her original blog was wiped, but trust me, it was her word and it spread like wildfire on conservative blogs, including this one.

Noted and incorporated.

"jooos" is from Frank J. of IMAO, in one of his funniest posts ever.

That post is pretty recent. Does it really predate the first entry here?

GOON--- Gordon minus the "rd".

...so much for free speach in the U.S.

117 Yehudit

Nekama is a "he." I know him personally.

I hope he'll forgive me! I usually ascribe ranting powers of his magnitude to a woman for some reason.

OK, here's the latest update, incorporating everyone's suggstions and info as of 7:12pm:

Almost certainly from LGF:
anti-idiotarian
MSM
PIMF
PIYF
FNDT
Ra^thergate
GAZE
Fiskie
nazimedia
bigelate / anything bigel-derived
lizardoid / lizardette
minion (as applied to blog-followers)
Bwahahaha/Muwhahaha! (as said by members of the evil lizardoid Zionist conspiracy acknowledging their global power)
Morlocks (as referring to Indymedia types -- borrowed from HG Wells)
Arafish
splodydopes
St. Pancake
Oil Ticks
car swarm

Probably from LGF, evidence pending:
LLL
Fisking
Kossack
Pajamarines
Zionist hair rays
Oil for Palaces
jooos
Jordyptian

Probably not -- but maybe -- from LGF, evidence pending:
Islamofascism
ROP
Hildebeast
demonrats
Frogistan
Canukistan
Holy Shiite
[bigoted word]
Frenchurian Candidate
wing nuts

Not coined on LGF, but popularized by LGF:
moonbat
ROPMA
Don't trust the shover robot
Who blew up da owl?
Euroweenies
buzzing prayer rug
Paleostinian

Coined on LGF, but never really adopted widely or outside LGF:
Nodrog
El cubo
Iron Fist Rule
blue-diaper babies
Comment #17
OSM
NSM
Fwench
DDD
gamey buttocks
Darwin Akbar
my Zionist check
Europeisanazishithole
Krazy Kos Kidz
GFYWAC
the horrible red binder
globular cluster
Mr. Holland's Opus
Nekama's Troll Hammer
Let's give them a state!

Coined on LGF, but vetoed by some users as unpalatable:
Aloha Snackbar

Definitely not from LGF:
OT
LOL
ROFLMAO
FOAD
STFD
STFU
troll
moby
hat tip
dhimmi
dhimmitude
Eurabia
Sampson Option
pajamaheddin
Skerry
Zionazi
*spit*
tin foil hat
feh
ZOG

#120 Redstateredneck -

Re LLL, if you ask six different people, you'll get six slightly different answers, all along the lines of "Loony Left Liberal".

"El Cubo" comes from "L Cubed", i.e. L x L x L.

#111 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"Lets give them a state!"

Sad and very funny at the same time!

Usenet (via Google) provides an easy way to check for pre-LGF uses, since posts are all dated. For instance, "islamofascism" unsurprisingly began to spread in late September 2001, but, Michael Savage notwithstanding, also appears in 1996.

#121 Frank IBC

Have you been calling Mo's tavern lately?

OT & sorry 4 it-

Hello, this is a request for info. On the kung fu forum I frequent, there's a LaRouchie doing recruiting, posting nauseating crap, etc.

For the most part, I'm just I'm taking my time, catching him whenever he slips up, gathering info. He's no dummy, but he's obviously one of his 'youth movement' cultists.

Any hints on dealing with this critter? Without it erupting into a flamewar?

I don't know who coined Pajamahadeen, but I was watching the LIVE, seminal moment of precreation of the term (Fox News, when the stupid ex-cBS stuffed shirt uttered the 'guys in their pajamas sitting in their livingrooms" smartypants remark.) Muahahahahahaha! Stupid guy.

I'm pretty sure Tommy Franks coined "oil for palaces." Hell, he may have gotten it off LGF!

And MollyB was right - you can't leave out "the horrible red binder." Ah geez...I almost miss Arafish. *sniffle*

Otherwise what a great list! Good work Zombie!

#125 Bob's Kid
Comet...what comet? I don' know nunthin' 'bout no steenkin' comet.

Jordyptians ?

131 Rayra

You're just trying to ignore the fact it was photoshopped.

Heywood Jablomi

That one killed me.

C'mon add LULULULULULU to the list. Popoulaized by LGF.

YOU FORGOT MINE!

Allah Snackbar!

Geez...so much for creativity anymore...lol

Zombie ,

Is there a reason "stupidfada" didn't make the cut?

#135 kps 
Usenet (via Google) provides an easy way to check for pre-LGF uses, since posts are all dated. For instance, "islamofascism" unsurprisingly began to spread in late September 2001, but, Michael Savage notwithstanding, also appears in 1996.

song_and_dance_man, theparson: take note of this. Perhaps after your researches, a second search can happen to check for EARLIER references.

I have moved "islamofascism" into the "not on LGF" list.

143...

Good call...

Jordyptian is a great one...but who coined that one?

Totally OT.

I hadn't read this yet, but it is very scary. Sorry if it has been posted before.

Pulling the Plug on Jihad TV

The State Department's latest move is a defensive response (or the beginning of one) to a clever terrorist tactic: As Jorisch shows, al-Manar recruits jihadists and gives them ideological fodder; it explicitly encourages attacks on Israeli civilians and American soldiers. Pretty much any way you look at it, it's a weapon in Hezbollah's war — which is also Iran's war, which is also, evidence suggests, al Qaeda's to a significant extent. In short, al-Manar is hardly comparable to an independent news outlet whose views the administration happens to dislike. Shutting down such an outlet would of course be troubling; shutting down al-Manar is not.

splodydopes
St. Pancake

Explain.

#140 obscured by clouds
And MollyB was right - you can't leave out "the horrible red binder

Already on the list.

And of course there's our Zulubaby's classic -

...and I'm the Queen of Sheba.

I ask only because I've been drinking already: Is this the drinking thread?

Not LGF but I had it in my mind all during the last election.

looossseeerrr...

made famous by Ace Ventura- pet detective

#141 Rayra  1/7/2005 07:16PM PST

 This appears to be the first reference to DailyKos denizens as Kossacks, by 'the Commissar' (in a post- 'screw'em' topic)

How does that compare with the first reference on LGF?

ENDT is EVERY night drinking thread.

Oh! A drink, er, dream come through! ENDT! ENDT! END…, well you get the picture!

#154 -

Splodeydope = "Exploding Dope", i.e., Suicide Bomber.

St. Pancake = Rachel Corrie, in reference to her sanctitude and her new profile.

WooHoo! *toots own horn*

Morlocks

:^)

(ok, so it was in referrence to DU, rather than IMC, but still...)

And Stormi's, "I only go to France to pee..."

splodydopes - dopes who explode themselves in the hopes of killing civilians in the name of Allah

St. Pancake - moniker of St. Rachel of the pancake, whom was bested by a Caterpillar while trying to defend a splodydope nesting site

149 Zombie

OK

Zombie

It might be a little before your time but "He who shall not be named" was also coined here to be used instead of his handle "ranbuntan"

Is Magic Kingdom indigenous to LGF?

"Tin foil hat" is an old police term. Crazy people would call their local police station and say that the CIA was "monitoring their brain with radio waves," and therefore they couldn't sleep. The desk sergeant would just tell them "make a semi-spherical hat from tin foil"—"because CIA scanner rays can't penetrate tin foil." Case solved. Lunatic placated.

And no, I didn’t learn this from the lunatic end of the phone line.

Or who could forget the ever famous...

INFANTada

or

Dhimmi Carter or "If you ain't Muslim...you ain't Shiite" or instead of the country Jordan...we can call it Trans-Palestine...

or one of my personal favorites...if you reaarange the letters in "Oil for Food" you get "For I Do Fool".

I know I am running on long here but how about this one...

Mosquerade?

Pajamahadeen

Pajamarazzi

(this one sounded ok when i first heard it...LIBERALace...sort of a play on the name Liberace...the piano player.

Digest those...lol

Uh...hello?

It's back! :)

This is a little OT, but also has to do with prime idiotarians

For anyone who remembers those Msulim Barbie dolls, here's some more:

Arafish and Chirac dolls

OMG - like a life raft!

Thank you...I am alive!

LOL Sarah.

A bunch of blogs were down - I see Powerline is back. DoS, maybe. Hmmm.

Oh pahleeze...it was DEAD for ever!

DEAD. 404 dead.. Not there dead.

Agh.

And now...I'll be breaking Iron Fists rule...so I've missed it all.

Crap.

The server was down.

So were about a dozen other sites I tried (down).

I was fixin' to have to make a long distance call. Anyone...please...I am adrift.

No LGF...Ack.

Heh...watch the numbers. It's pretty cool.

Top left.

withdrawls...subsiding

shivering...less

abiltility to type complete sentences returning.

I'm feeling much better now.

Yeah, the numbers are streaming back. Vodkapundit and Instapundit are back (they were down), and PowerLine.

Thanks Rayra. I actually searched for that link.

(yes addict)

So it's the host. Not some attack on Charles.

Ahhh.

And I was just afraid it was personal.

So - I was right (not that I'm happy about it). It was DoS.

The host could be attacked because of sites it hosts, which really stinks.

While it was down, I read some history on prior DoS attacks on the server because of some of the sites it hosts.

It makes me want to use Hosting Matters, if I set up a Web site again. DoS works on me like a Chinese finger puzzle.

Hmmm, via Rayra's HostingMatters link, it was a confirmed DDOS attack.

Anyone care to wager if it was from the Persian Gulf region again?

#195 Rayra

As a network engineer (before I went back to school) I know that...but as a Lizard, I always worry when Charles is not available.

Rayra,

Oh, it was (personal). HostingMatters contains a good chunk of the Non-Idiot blogosphere.

Gulf-based Internet grafitti artistes have made repeated attacks against Internet Haganah (a HostingMatters client). Aaron has some very real enemies in Jihadville.

From Instapundit:
Saturday, January 08, 2005

Posted 1:18 AM by Glenn
INSTAPUNDIT is down, along with all of Hosting Matters, I believe. The HM people say it's a DDOS attack. I'm going to bed now anyway; if the site's still down tomorrow I'll post here, but that's unlikely.

#199 song_and_dance_man

I've got additional confirmation of attack on Hosting Matters.

And?

Was Aaron the target again?

I was just thinking...there are now over 800 people online here. And how many post? Not many when you look at the numbers.

Are they all NodRogs? Is it Dan looking in?

Interesting.

Sarah, some of them are just shy. (Waves to shy people)

#205 Cattt

You're an optimist.. I figure most of them are moonbats.

Sarah & Cattt
How many are those aliens from the Simpsons?

No have time to read through posts, heard over at DU that Mikey Moore's Fnheit 9-11 won best pictures at Sunday's People Choice Awards...

Sorry if this has been already posted, eyes drooping, spillen goin to hell.

Ummm...can't help...I have no TV and have watched The Simpsons just a few times..

sorry

Great list!
But I was always thought "Jooos" came from a South Park episode where Cartman is making fun of Kyle for being a "J-o-o"...am I wrong?

#204 song_and_dance_man

I thought everyone was seraching to compile the definitions of the 'jargon' and that overloaded the bandwidth.

HA! I was thinking the same thing! But 20 minutes later LGF was still down and so were a bunch of others.

#203 Sarah D

I've noticed that too, who are all those other 800 people lurking?

What the hell --- it's back!

The down time was caused by Hosting Matters. I know because I could go to most other Web sites, but three were down -- LGF, zombietime, and Discarded Lies. What do they all have in common? All hosted by Hosting Matters. So I was sure that's where the problem was. All better now, hopefully. But the thread got seriously interrupted. Now I'll go back and catch up.

Bubble Girl...I was lookin' for you earlier.

great vid on CNN I think you would like.

OT
Another good reason to check your comp for viruses - your comp could participate in a DDoS attack without your knowing it:

(From Wikipedia)

In a distributed attack, the attacking computer hosts are often personal computers with broadband connections to the Internet that have been compromised by viruses that allow the perpetrator to remotely control the machine and direct the attack, often through a botnet. With enough such slave hosts, the services of even the largest and most well-connected websites can be denied.

Morning Lizards

I also felt the DDOS.

Zombie)

I forgot LGF Watch Watch? ;-)

YAY, back for now

WOOHOOO

Round two.

:^/

OT

Hillary Clinton's Former Campaign Finance Director Indicted

A Clintonite up to something fishy? Who would believe it?!

I'm pretty sure I first saw 'Islamonazi' or 'Islamonazis' on LGF. I know I started using it soon thereafter.

Kind regards.

OT
Genocide of Christians in Iraq: [Link: www.telegraph.co.uk...]

re: Bwahahaha/Muwhahaha!

Both are really old in the science fiction fan community (and probably comics fandom)... they're standard mad-scientist/bad-guy-type utterances.

Apologies if that's already been mentioned.

Over on another thread, I suggested the coinage GLASGOW to replace the tired ROFL and LOL. Will it take off?

Oh golly - this deserves a comment more than any other thread I've seen since the original Rathergate posts.

Zionist hair rays - never seen that one.

Who blew up da owl ? - sounds promising - what the hell does it mean ?

gamey buttocks - I don't even want to know.

Darwin Akbar - the absolute best of the entire list.

Aloha Snackbar - Sounds good - I want to know more.

And in my humble opinion, pajamahdeen has it absolutely all over pajamamarines or any other close term.

#225 Throbert McGee

Only if we can also replace most swear words with the word:

Belgium

Offtopic:

It was a Punishment from Allah for Celebrating Christmas and Other Sins; It was Caused by the U.S., Israel, India

It is obvious. What else could have coused it?

# 6 zygazint

St Corrie du Jamima ? That is definitely a keeper.

Has Bigelizing caught on elsewhere?

And #76 LS,

Those dad-gum Unitarians. Last night a bunch of them burned a question mark on my lawn... :-D

# 17 Boss429

Funny !

41 It's Miss Donna V. to you,

There doesn't seem to be a copy of that classic translation extant, but here's the link to the discussion: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Ah, memories:

"Private Websites boomen"

"simplistischen cowboys"

"Euro-small sausage" (who get the Kastanien from the fire for Europe every few years)

"we not with Sweden is confounded"

"Bill Clinton got Osama is served shop head on the tray"

"For its InterNet appearance Rush had to seize still quite deeply into the bag"

"Websites of individuals, who in this way several times daily their personal mustard loose will, are called Blogs"

"Most Bloggers produces a mixture from poetry album and personalisierter expenditure of "Reader.s Digest"

"They became fast fuendig, for example with Glenn Reynolds, a right professor at the University of threshing floor lake"

"but the reaction of the traditional media to the Afghanistan offensive of president Bush came to some surfer into the wrong neck"

Cue Ralph Wiggum: "When I grow up, I'm going to the University of threshing floor lake!"

I think I've found the anti-LGF. Appropriately enough, I came across it while googling Holocaust-denier Ernst Zundel, who yesterday appealed to the UN Human Rights Commission and spring him from a Toronto jail.

#225 Throbert McGee

Only if we can also replace most swear words with the word:

Belgium

But, dude, mine's an ACRONYM! That's, like, the highest form of humor!

# 104 scaramouche

That's better than "pajamahadeen", which is what Toronto Star columninst Antonia "The Beast" Zerbesias called bloggers after Rathergate.

Well, maybe so, but remember that the British came up with "Yankee Doodle" as a slur, and look how well that turned out. Personally, I love "pajamahadeen."

234 Throbert McGee

Yes, but mine has the bonus of being uber-geeky for being both British humor and Sci-Fi related.

Not the mention, its just a funny word.

Belgium

Ah, a denial of service attack. I wondered why the hell LGF, Powerline and several others were down a few hours ago. As I'm here in the world headquarters of government internet censorship, I thought maybe a big China story broke on the blogs and the government was cutting them all off. Iron Fist - you're up early !

Oh yeah - remember (RE the origin of terms, etc.), as Pete Seeger said, "plagerism is the root of all culture."

Does anyone here sleep . I go to bed and get up 8 hrs later and the same people are still on :}

Captain Ed has a note, it was DDOS attack. But take a gander at Charles search request page.

Askholes...

#240 Bbev

I work nights

# 240 Bbev

Some of us are in seriously different time zones and are always "off" insofar as prime commenting time goes. It's Saturady night here, and it'll be bedtime for me in an hour or so. Gotta take your LGF when you can get it, but it is frustrating to be out of sync with the threads. Of course, that's just me - I suspect some of the other off-hour posters are vampires.

# 242 Kragar

Aha ! I just KNEW there were some vampires out there !

#240
ditto
i thought islamsick
might get on the list, guess i havent been here long enough.

# 244 Iron Fist

I can almost never get back to sleep once I wake up, either. 3:50 AM, and if I'm up, I'm up and that's that. Funny, but way back when during the Silurian, I used to be able to sleep in. Ah, the goodledays (Hat Tip - John Hartford).

Good morning, my fried :-)

You gotta get get some coffee, because it seems you're addressing your breakfast. Fried what ?

245 Mike C.

I believe the PC term is solarly challenged Hemo-philes

OT

This is good news

A US military court has cleared an army sergeant of killing an Iraqi civilian by ordering him into the River Tigris

http://www.etherzone.com/cgi-bin/news-now/jump.cgi /news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4156971.stm

The story was from the BBC

# 248 Kragar

Back in the old days, I used to work night shifts at both an electronics assembly plant and as a welder at a joist and truss fabrication plant. Not to mention wellsite work, where 75 % of everything happens at night (and I have the years of personal records to prove that).

# 249 Iron Fist

I find that I feel just fine after that second gallon of coffee kicks in. Don't tell my cardiologist, though.

# 243 Mike C.:

I actually prefer the OT thread of the morning, the last one from the previous night. Great news source links, and other pertinent stories such that I do not have to waste my time in waiting for them to be shown on tv. It's a news fix I satisfy, news from around the world, but with less "white noise" one gets from the bombardment the rest of the threads receive. I must say though, OT posts the following morning are almost always On Topic when it comes to islam, its terror, and the dhimmitude practised by many who ignore that ravenous beast in their midst.

#251 Iron Fist

But nowhere near as bad as putting panties on dude's head

I've had a girls panties on my head before . Getting them there was half the fun :)

But if you put one of my buddies underpants on my head that would be torture.

#252 Mike C

All the good stuff happens at night. Computer tech here. We only get to mess with the network when all the LUsers are at home.

And the hours and pay are lot better than night shift in the Marines.

# 254 Bbev:

But if you put one of my buddies underpants on my head that would be torture.

I could survive, though, if I knew they came right out of the 'clean' drawer.

# 253 RickZ

Interesting take - I hadn't thought of that. When I'm at the house (eastern time zone), I usually hit the most recent thread by 6 AM EST, just to see what happened while I was asleep. Here, that's not an option, but an absolute necessity. But it can be frustrateting to read through some knock-down, drag-out argument and know that you're way too late to put your own 2 cents' worth in. I find myself commenting on things that were said 8 hours earlier, and of course the original posters never see my responses. Still, one must take what one can get, eh ?

#243
thats it, bunch of flipping vampires, and charles is the, cant think of the word, but head vampire, king bat.
flys all over the world digging up crap on the poor msm, and sucking the blood out of people like arafish, and barbara stringstand, and rosie odonnall, i love mispronuncing their names,just like pink panther.
this is great, i see a book, vampire blogs-dark places,
and then a 24 million dollar movie.

got to call mikey moore.

# 257 Mike C.:

I find myself commenting on things that were said 8 hours earlier, and of course the original posters never see my responses. Still, one must take what one can get, eh ?

Too many here do not, or cannot, bother reading 'old' threads. Call me a snob, but I always want quality posts, not quantity. And those quality posts can be at the end of a thread, where the rush to post one line "First!" comments is long over.

# 259 RickZ

True, but I sometimes run across something while reading the thread that just screams for a response, which I then post. Only to find out that it was commented on later in the thread. This is an problem especially with long threads. Plus there's the knowledge that the original poster will probably never return to see your response in any case. Doesn't matter how brilliant your response might be, because ain't nobody going to see it. I figure that's why I'm not rich and famous. A day late and a dollar short - the story of my life.

I thought of two more for the glossary: "mad mullahs" and "Fraudis".

# 257 Mike C.:

A further comment: With the explosion of this blog thatnks to Dan Rather, there was a time here when a thread could go on for a week. Some great discussions took place on those "dead" threads. On one of those is where I met, and with whom many discussed at length, the poster 'Fuad . . .', an ex-muslim, from Philly, if IIRC. A home-grown LGF apostate muslim voice, just as valuable as any at Faith Freedom, et.al.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again - "Darwin Akbar" is the single best term on the whole damned list.

Incurable yawning is setting in, so it must be bedtime. I hereby officially turn over this thread to the vampires and early risers, or at least those who are early risers in civilized time zones.

G'nite, Mike.

There are plenty of LGF'ers who are mad that Bush hasn't formed Abu Ghraib-style internment camps for American Muslims, or nuked Mecca yet.

sorry to bring over gordan, but this is just classic bat ism.
gets my blood pressure up, and me moving to try to save the world.

Great, someone seeding comments for Kos and IMC to pick up on

HA!

Julia Roberts buys land from Rumsfeld...

Is it wrong to sit on the porch with a laptop, cigar and coffee in the rain at 0830 surfing LGF?

Do I need a 12 step program, or is this normal?

(under an awning if that helps).
Morning all

# 270 Village Idiot's Apprentice:

Is it wrong to sit on the porch with a laptop, cigar and coffee in the rain at 0830 surfing LGF? . . .(under an awning if that helps).

One should always be kind to their computer, keeping it safe and comfy. Look where's you'd be without it: Smoking a cigar and drinking coffee all alone!

It says here:

[Link: www.hayekcenter.org...]

that Rathergate was not coined on LGF.

#270 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Do I need a 12 step program, or is this normal?

I'm pretty sure it's normal. I am in a B&B - had to have internet access. Instead of finishing packing the car for a 6 hour trip home, look what I am doing ;)

OT

The "Turd" World And The High Priest Vulture Elite

This Embassy has been running 24/7 since the December 26 earthquake and tsunami. Along with my colleagues, I've spent the past several days dealing non-stop with various aspects of the relief effort in this tsunami-affected country. That work, unfortunately, has brought ever-increasing contact with the growing UN presence in this capital; in fact, we've found that to avoid running into the UN, we must go out to where the quake and tsunami actually hit. As we come up on two weeks since the disaster struck, the UN is still not to be seen where it counts -- except when holding well-staged press events. Ah, yes, but the luxury hotels are full of UN assessment teams and visiting big shots from New York, Geneva, and Vienna. The city sees a steady procession of UN Mercedes sedans and top-of-the-line SUV's -- a fully decked out Toyota Landcruiser is the UN vehicle of choice; it doesn't seem that concerns about "global warming" and preserving your tax dollars run too deep among the UNocrats.

101 Cattt-from 6pm Fri to 5:!5 am Sat, no LGF for me either.
Just server was down page. (I was bummed.)I wish we had a place to go to in case this site gets 'fritzed" . That way we can still communicate- I missed you all.

#275 Iron Fist
Good Morning to you, too! Do you have something fun planned for today?

How's this for mixing your Gloom & Doom metaphors?

Crumbling at the seams in Iraq

Who writes this crap?

I challenge you to sing the following couplets to the tune of "Put Your Little Foot..."

Sui-genocide, sui-genocide, I must kill some Jooos,
Sui-genocide, sui-genocide, I've nothing to lose.

Sui-genocide, sui-genocide, They'll make me a Martyr,
Sui-genocide, sui-genocide, like ole Dhimmi Carter.

I went down with the thread last night and regret inflicting this on anyone so early in the morning. Unless I receive
$ 4,000,000,000 in Aid Money from US before 12:00 Noon, EST, I will inflict more pain on Lizards for ignoring my original appellation.

Sui-genocide is better than Ham, NOT as good as Sex,
and more appropriate than "splodeydope."

Hi!

I learned about dhimmitude from the prophet and teacher, B'at Yeor. Everyone should read all of her books.

But as I am a newbie on LGF, i am not familiar with some of these wonderful terms. Some I can get by association, but I'd love to see the full definitions sometime.

Thanks!

Faith for Sudan

The fact of the matter is, that if I'm sitting here posting* on a Saturday morning, I neeed to get a life.

* And I am.

I find that 15 minutes in the morning w/LGF leads to a whole lot of "yeah, I heard that already" as people explain to you what is going on thru the day.

I typically gather up 5 unread and untouched local newspapers in the house every Friday night to recycle them on Saturday.

I should just cancel the subscription to the paper and weekly toss that amount into Charles tip jar.
LGF is the exact opposite of "you get what you pay for" as far as value.
Thanks to Charles and all of you for all the info.

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