What they so like that one?

What, no fatwa against him for even asking such a question?

We don't help because of who they are, we help because of who we are.

The idiot didn't answer the question.

Well hell. Starve to death then, you ignorant asses. Keep your civilization in the 11th century, maime and torture your citizens, find enemies where there aren't, and bite the hand that feeds you. The way to heaven and it's many virgins, I suppose.
The young muslim has seen a glimmer and I wish him the best in his journey for discovery, and maybe, salvation.
The rest can go to hell.

Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel
Winston-Salem, NC

Answer 1394

Allah will smite you with FireWire, Kuffaar-lover!

"Answer 1394: In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

Was salaam

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT."

That attitude is

exactly what is wrong with Islam--and where does that attitude come from? Not the Quran this time. No! No! No!

This time it's the IMAM himself, planting the poison.

The whole religion needs a good fumigating! And all the imams should be executed!

WHY THE SURPRISE!?

The Quran is very clear in recommending dealings with INFIDELS ( ie non muslems ) in that it is quite acceptable to Lie, Cheat and Steal in the deals with them!

To put it simply...your not a Muslem so F**k you!

As soon as we treat them as they would treat us, we will have far fewer problems.

Do what is appropriate within our "Culture" and quide yourselves within these quidelines. Do not change our quidelines to match the Moslems' needs. They will never accept our needs.

How do you get a job in the Fatwa Department?

That answer could have come from any given leftist.

Islamofascists and leftists have so much in common; Especially when it comes to blind hate and paranoia.

#9 RightIsRight

Cram your head up your ass while chanting "allahu akbar!"

Good Lord

I want to emboss that Q/A on 5x7 card stock and hand 'em out to each LLL I hear who whines that the moslems would love us if only we treated them right.

The imams see so much sin in us not because it is there, but because it is in they themselves. They project the animosity they contain in to our motivations...

And who said the devil wasn't effective?

If they have a "Fatwa Department", what other departments might they have?

"Sword Sharpening Department"? "Department of Female Circumcision"? "Morale and Welfare Department"?

"Ladies Undergarment Department"?

I wonder if Aisha's brother might be napping in the Land Down Under, such that she can visit.

I've been drunk in WA, but basically Australia is an unexplored continent as far as drinking goes.

Of course, I could say the same thing about Europe and Antarctica, but who wants to go there?

#4 Thom

That is the standard Taqqiyah answer, evasion and disingenuosness.

In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

Just change "Kuffaar" to "Republican" or "Zionist" and you have the party line from the DU or Kos.

#11 Thom
That stopped me in my tracks. At first, I thought it was an exhortation, then I read the original comment and found it was an explanation. So nuanced!

#17 composmentis

The Idiot Imam is pretty straightforward with his answers. He doesn't pull punches on his site.

I think he just didn't understand the question and substituted "trust" for "appreciation" because of his deep psychological problems.

FATWA DEPT? How funny is that? They have a department of Fatwa. We have the Physics department... and in there lies the difference. Knuckleheads. Let's get an alternative to oil, and then we will never need to speak of them again.

Muhammad, Prophet Of Doom

PROPHET OF DOOM

ISLAM’S TERRORIST DOGMA, IN MUHAMMAD'S OWN WORDS
By: Craig Winn

TO MUSLIMS
MAY THE TRUTH SET YOU FREE

[Link: www.venusproject.com...]

#19 composmentis

LOL. I was wondering why this thread was so slow and thought it might have to do with my comment.

RightIsRight - my #11 was an answer to your question, not a suggested course of action!

Ed,

"Proper Spousal Abuse Dept"

"Dromedary as Transportation and Companionship Dept"

"Dept to Combat Hair Rays" Shhh...Top Secret.

"Aged Pop Star Has Been Dept of Recruiting"

In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

Now now, this is so unfair. There are plenty of Kuffaar who have the "Muslim" interest at heart.

Robert Fisk
Cynthia McKinney
John Pilger
George Galloway (ok, well he has his own [financial] interest at heart too)
Pat Buchanan
Paul Findlay
James Baker
Noam Chomsky
Ramsey Clark
Curtis Doebbler
Barbara Plett
Ted Rall
Zogby/Ashrawi/Sabbah (and the rest of the Christian Arab mujahadeen)...

And the list goes on. And on. And on.

#18 Paul:
Also insert "Christian," "Conservative," and "LGF-er." Kos is the home of 90% of the unintentional comedy of the internet.

Robert Baer is famous for explaining one of the biggest reasons young Muslims in the Middle East get caught up in thuggery and terrorism is because, "they don't have HBO over there."

i.e. - SAND and CAMELS...there's not a damn thing for them to do!

This asshole-for-a-Mufti is a moron.

These guys have no honour and no moral courage. They're deceitful, hateful, murderous assholes.

It's hillarious how he accuses the "Kuffaar" of having their own interests at heart, when that is all this fuck does every day.

#14 Ed

I bet they have a dog slobber department!

Washing after being licked by a dog.

Washing trousers licked by dog. I just washed it once so that no apparent impurity is visible and put the trousers in the washing machine

Dogs licking in Maliki madzhab

and then there is this guy...
If a person touches a pig on a dry spot, can he lick his hand later without washing it?

OT

Palestinians Say Israel Not Easing Grip on Vote Eve

As international election monitors deployed to oversee the ballot, Israeli soldiers kept up their daily routine, inspecting the identity cards and packages of Palestinians waiting in line at checkpoints at the entrances to West Bank cities.

"This is not what we call easing of restrictions," Palestinian cabinet minister Saeb Erekat said ahead of Sunday's poll, which Mahmoud Abbas, an advocate of non-violence in the struggle for statehood, was expected to win by a landslide.

Thanks, Saeb.

But since you didn't do jack about this:

A Palestinian attack in the West Bank on Friday that killed an off-duty soldier and wounded three soldiers in civilian clothes drew a threat from Israel to scrap its pledge to limit military operations.

And all the rocket attacks, except bitch about the response to them, you should shut your pie hole - and that goes for words, and pie - because you're on the verge of a heart attack, m'man.

In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

Well there Fatwa-man, the feeling is mutual. But I don't know for sure because I can't recall ever seeing a Muslim do anything good for the world.

#18- I replaced West with the US, Kuffaar with American, and Muslim with French (or European).

The Left must use Ask-the-Professor or Ask-the-NYT Columnist, and the French use Ask-The-Bureaucrat. They all have the same answer- The US is eeeviilll!

#26

Don't forget Deepa Fernandez and the producers of Free Speech Radio News, and the producers of Between The Lines.

#16 American Infidel

There was an opinion piece in the cHARLOTte Disturber today
discussing EU Constitution. I suggested this to Charles as a thread. If he doesn't use it, I'll post link later. View regarding great cathedrals.

In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

Well, gee. I guess that about sums it up.

Silly Kuffaars. Ought to keep their money. Spend it on themselves. Wonder how much more border patrol they could have bought if all the tsunami relief monies raised in the US were diverted to securing the US?

Silly Kuffaars. Maybe they should have their own interests at heart?

Was salaam

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT

If he was salaam, what do we call him now?

We will continue to love the muslims (not islam) until death do us part. Imam has no understanding of the love of God which is in us. While continuing to love them to death, we will bring to light the lies hypocracy,deception and evil in islam.

For the Imam to answer that question, he would have to acknowledge the good in us.He will not(cannot?) do this.

#30 bunny

In the West we try to cure such obsessive/compulsive behavior.

Islamism, RoN (religion of neurosis)

OT

this is how the different arab streets see terrorism!

go to table 2!

palestinians - 22% see 9/11 as terror!

interesting!

[Link: www.opendemocracy.net...]

in order of response - Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, Egypt.

1. Killing by Israel of Palestinian civilians
in West Bank and Gaza Strip - 90 97 88 96 91

2. Bulldozing by Israel of agricultural
land and crops in West Bank and Gaza Strip - 88 96 83 94 90

3. US-led coalition operations in Iraq - 86 94 64 89 87

4. Assassination by Israel of Palestinian
political figures - 84 93 80 94 87

5. Bombing of UN and Red Cross
headquarters in Iraq - 48 78 80 36 61

6. Bombing of housing compounds
in Saudi Arabia - 46 73 82 28 69

7. Bombing of hotel in Morocco - 50 72 75 30 73

8. World Trade Center attacks 9/11 - 35 71 73 22 62

9. Attacks on Jewish synagogues
in Turkey - 21 54 59 13 44

10. Attacks on Israeli civilians
inside Israel - 24 22 55 17 33

11. Attacks on settlements in West
Bank and Gaza Strip - 17 16 42 3 17

12. Attacks on US coalition
forces in Iraq - 18 9 28 9 14

13. Attacks on Israeli military
inside Israel - 17 5 25 3 9

14. Hisbullah operations against
Israel - 10 3 16 2 7

In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do.

So why bother?

q How bad is it peeing while standing in cammod (the english style toilet) but taking tahara or istanja with tissue paper! Wasalaam
a It is not permissible to stand and urinate as this is now the culture of the Kuffaar. However, if one does urinate standing due to necessity and cleans himself with toilet paper, he will be excused provided the urine does not splash on his clothing or body.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
DON"T YOU JUST LOVE IT!

Q Do toilet attendants get paid extra when working in muslim neighbourhoods ?

Looks like this Imam is another happy graduate of the Joseph Goebbels School of Journalism and Truth Telling.

This is just pathetic.

#36 composmentis

you live in charlotte? i do. i am so ready for my Disturber subscription to expire. i bring it in...it gives me headache; i take it out...it gives me a backache. liberal rag-ache

Damned if you do, Damned if you don't.

#42 Asylum Aleikum

So why bother?

Because we don't stand by idly with people in misery if we can help. It's part of our eeevil Judeo-Christian (or agnostic rationally self-interested) culture. We're bound by the mitzva of tikkun olam whether the world likes it or not. If we can help and we don't, what are we?

"...the Kuffar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

I might say so. I fear God and his dealing with me for not helping the wretched. The capitalist system allows me to have the resources to do so.

Ask this a**hat imam how much he has done for the people in Bosnia, Somalia, Sudan, Afghanistan, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc. etc. etc.

As Victor Davis Hanson asked: "What if there were no United States?"

My answer: This whole planet would be a wasteland of disease, murderous tyranny, and people living in not much more than caves or huts - due much to a**hats in the Fatwa department.

Good Grief!

War is coming.

Oh wait the muslims already declared war on non-muslims about 1,400 years ago.

Sorry false alarm.

I like (well, actually I LMAO at) all the magic spells islam has. E.g.:

Q: Can you prescribe a taweez or wazifa for difficulty

Hard times have befallen me any help and dua would be appreciated

A: Recite ‘rabb inniy maghloobun fantasir’ as much as possible.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

That phrase is just begging to be lampooned.

What answer did you expect from an insecure, hates everyone, especially himself, violent, racist, sexist, certifiably insane, child molesting muslim cleric? Something nice?

The best part is he is not lying. This is what he/they believe, and what we have to deal with.

Hello, is this the pentagon? Put me through to NJDAMS dept. please...hello NJDAMS?...I have your coordinates, here they are: Mecca, Medina, Damascus, Amman, Tripoli, Cairo...

Have I left anyone out? Check with ya later. Have a NICE day!

Barbara Boxer and Victoria Parks, separated at birth?

We spend our time with Congressional hearings to determine how much influence Gonzales had on "torture" in Abu Graib, thus diminishing our effectiveness in interogation. We (and of course I'm generalizing) debate how quick our response to aid the Tidal Wave (I refuse to use 'Tsunami') victims was and whether to use the UN to distribute that aid. We have the ability to fight a linear war better than anyone in history. But our greatest strength 'debate' is our greatest weakness. In the animal kingdom, our bullets would be dipped in pig blood, and we would tell them, and our tanks would have crosses and David stars on them. Humiliation would be broadcast on hijacked Al Jazeera stations. We would show the determination that Imams believe we do not have, and which we may not have. I am deeply depressed. But the playoffs are here, so I'll be alright.

In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

Why is Islam so full of Freudian projection? (The idea being that you impute your own weaknesses and vices to someone you don't like.) Islamic taqqiya is the essence of deceit.

A massive example of Islamic projection is that of victimization. Muslims see themselves as victims, while in Muslim countries they themselves massively victimize non-Muslim minorities. Projection seems to be a quality common to cults; I guess it's fostered because it's a way of getting people to do what they ordinarily would not wish to do.

Incidentally, in the Imam's answer there is a double projection - an adherent of Islam is always in a double-bind situation (another cult stratagem) and here the Imam tries to put the Kuffaar in a double-bind situation. Perhaps the questioner is bright enough to see through this psychological trickery. I hope so. Perhaps the questioner will come to read LGF.

Gee, I wonder why there is such suffereing in the Muslum world today.

If i'm starving and about to die, I couldn't care less what the motives of the person giving me that life saving piece of bread are.

Course, if I die I don't have 99 virgins waiting for me..

Read The Parable of the Snake

and decide if the moral is applicable. I think Charles' post provides my answer.

#40 Darleen

Religion of Neurosis ... LOL!

Also, dont forget the "pube department":

Is it obligatory to remove pubic hair for women?

#1 What exactly is the pubic hair?

can husband or wife removes each others pubic hair?Is it haram for each other to c their private parts? (Answer: 1. It is permissible for husband and wife to se each other’s private parts. However, it is better that you don’t look at each other’s private parts.)

And the burning question on everyone's mind:

Is it permissible to shave one's pubic hair into a pube-hawk? (Like a mohawk).

This website is the best humor site on the web ... oh ... wait... they're serious. This could be like a board game: Imam Trivial Pursuit or Mufti Monopoly. If you can correctly guess the Imam's answer, you get to roll again!

It is not permissible to stand and urinate as this is now the culture of the Kuffaar.

Well I suggest we, Kuffaars, pull a switch-a-roo! I'm squatting from now on. It will be quite the dilemma when half Kuffaars sit and the other half stands. I want to see his answer then.

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT.

Hmm, the rest of his title got cut off.

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT.
Columbia University

There.

#54, Tidal Wave isn't the correct term as the exceptional waves were not caused by the actions of the moon and sun's gravitation and its effect on the body of water which is our oceans. Tsunami is a Japanese term adopted into the English Language because our introduction to the phenomena of earthquakes causing extraordinary waves came to us from Japanese speakers or knowledge gleaned there.

#46~~ i live in charlotte and hate the "disturber", too!

#30 bunny rabid

If a person touches a pig on a dry spot, can he lick his hand later without washing it?

Alsalamu alaykum, what do I do If a pig licks (or snouts) my football?
Is it still dry?

In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

No surprise that the imam's position on this matter coincides with that of the editors over at Aljazeera.com

Tsunami opportunity knocks for the U.S. administration

Never one to miss an opportunity, the United States is hoping to reap the benefits of their much delayed, much criticised aid relief efforts for the disaster struck regions of South East Asia.

Commenter ken from nz is slightly less nuanced:

typical usa. running their mouths claiming to be leading the "coalition" of releif and then turning out to be a big phony. the truth is that they leading the "coaltion" of bawl-sheeting the world, with the uk a close second. all talk and no action as usual. luckily enough the rest of the world have stepped up and food, money and water r already there to help, weeks probably months ahead of the americans phony offerings. its also good to see the countries effected by the tsunami rejecting any help from israel and the us. even dying pple dont want there help. that says it all about these two criminal nations.

farouk from uk concurs:

in the name of so called freedom and helpin the poor peopel of iraq the us e.v.i.l administration spend over 400 billin in this war but in the the same time thay only spend 75 m. ohh maybe bcoz iraq has oil and the us know that is good to spend all that maney in iraq. now we all know what this e.v.i.l

Finally, ken from nz cuts to the chase:

lets hope the next tsunami will be in the atlantic. if it is it will wipe out new york city and most of the east coast. that wud be great because new york is full of dur-ty fel-thy gews. not too mention all the americans who r just a waste of space.

In all fairness, there were many comments reaming kenny & co., but you'll have to click the link to read them.

Could someone please provide the real name fro the charlotte disturber. thanks

#12 Darleen

I want to emboss that Q/A on 5x7 card stock and hand 'em out to each LLL I hear who whines that the moslems would love us if only we treated them right.

You obviously don't have the LLL thought paradigm down yet. They will claim that this proves their assertion that it is all our fault. Isn't that obvious?

Scrolling through Askimam.com is like stumbling into an alternative universe populated by people obsessed with ritual cleanliness, purification, sexuality, dirty kufurs, unclean animals and Western plumbing.

Imam, can I put my car through an automatic carwash (which may use impure soaps)? Is automobile insurance proscribed? Should I use paper or cotton towels? Can I help elderly ladies cross a busy street? What about stray drops of urine?

The utter rigidity is scary and pathetic.

The FATWA Dept will not be open for another 2 hours and thirty-odd minutes...

I wonder what this dim wit's answer would be to:

Is it permissible to eat from sacks with big red Christian symbols on them? How should I dispose of them, once I am finished. I am told the food is non-falal, is it permissible to eat then?—signed Starving in Indonesia

Sooo... Imam = LLL moonbat. No difference in thought and inaction.

#72 song_and_dance_man

New suggestion for rotating titles: Who broke da wudu?

bunny rabid,

ROTFLMAO

#64 Dont be that guy

Ummm... I'm not sure. Maybe the guys in the leather socks department can answer that:

Is it allowed for one to make wudu and wear leather socks and then take them off before his wudu is broken? Would the wudu be still vaid.

My favorite feature of this page is the "view random fatwa" button. They are definitely random.

And you wonder why islam prohibits any criticism of itself? The whole edifice is a house of cards, sustained only by coercion...

ken from nz cuts to the chase:

lets hope the next tsunami will be in the atlantic. if it is it will wipe out new york city and most of the east coast.

Obviously ken hates blue states.

i have a question. If a man gets 24 virgins or 48 or 72 or whatever it is if you blow somebody up, including yourself, then what does a woman that does it get? 24 or 48 or 72 well hung studs? or what? and is that a fatwa?

From the Offices of the NON FATWA DEPT. (also know as the Low Carb Center)

Answer 1394: In simple the Kuffaar can never be trusted for any possible good they do. They have their own interest at heart.

Answer 1395: In simple, an overwhelming majority of people, such as yourself, have yet to prove to anyone, with a modicum of sense, that you;

A. Can be trusted PERIOD and have anything BUT your own heart at interest. This is based on the supposition, that you and your ilk, have a heart to begin with.

And B. In fact your murderous, vile backwards, thinking, indicates that you and your ilk are after the hearts of others, by the means of yanking them from the body of non believers...literally.

Was salaam-i...but have switched to leaner cold cuts.

Kind regards, the Low Carb Center.

Q: Are we allowed to do tilawatul Qur'aan reading of the Qur'aan or Zikr at Zawwal time and Maghrib Time?

A. Yes.

Who sez these head bangers don't have a sense of humor?

#54 jayfen

"bullets would be dipped in pigs blood"

I dont think we even need to waste any ammunition. Judging by ask imam dot com, pigskin footballs, slobbering mastiffs, and a few women with PMS should be enough to send them running, screaming in terror.

Next time terrorists hole up in a mosque, maybe we should just drop thousands of tampons on them (instead of wasting those expensive smart bombs). They will be so busy cleansing themselves, they won't even notice the Marines until its too late!

If one beheads an infidel Zionist, does the knife become ritually impure?

This one is good...

[Link: islam.tc...]

#56 jeff1999

"...Course, if I die I don't have 99 virgins waiting for me "

The Imam states that you cannot add 27 extra virgins as in having extra virgin olive oil. Besides, you are deducted 72 virgins because you are an infidel and Allah Bala knows !

Question: Regarding Mufti Ebrahim Desai, would you mind if we just refer to you as "The Muff?"

Answer: That would be just fine.

Ask The Other Imam

Q: During lunch break, I warm up my food in the same microwave that everybody uses. Please let me know if it is alright.

A: It is permissible to share a microwave with non-Muslims, because microwaves are Allah's natural death rays against kufir cooties. It is not permissible to share a refridgerator with non-believers, because they are notorious breeding grounds of blasphemous sandwich materials. Go to Costco, they have good deals on Igloo coolers. Also, do not use George Foreman grill.

#86 Geepers

Thanks, I just read Iowahawk's piece and milk came out my nose.

Q: Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is 'hind parts' that we have to shave?Q: Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is 'hind parts' that we have to shave?
A: One has to shave the scrotum. By hind parts is meant the circle around the anus, as faeces could get attached to any hair present there. Dingleberries make baby Mohammed cry.

#86 Geepers

LOL!

#74 Bob with one O

;p

#83 Corpsman mom

yep... that sums it up pretty well.

Here is one:

Question:During performing wudhu a little amount blood comes out from the teeth when I salivate, it often happens in the middle and at the end of the wadhu, what should I do

Oh, I know this! Go to a dentist! Is that right? Do I get to roll again?

Answer:If the blood is very little and the colour of the saliva is white or yellow, Wudhu will not break. If the blood is equal to or more than the saliva, and the saliva is reddish in colour, Wudhu will break.

Well. I guess I was wrong. Do not pass go; do not collect 72 virgins. Well, at least I didn't break Wuhdu.

#86 Geepers

Oh crap, I read the iowahawk piece and almost inhaled a piece of toast!

ROFLMAO... and reading the 'real' Q&A's at Beautiful Atrocities is almost as funny

You just can't make up this stuff!

:::wiping eyes:::

[Link: www.crystalinks.com...]

"Tsunamis are tidal waves formed by underwater earthquakes or, much less frequently, by volcanic eruptions - meteor impacts - or underwater landslides. They that can exceed 400 miles per hours in the deep ocean."

I like olde English. I refuse to use tsunami.
If Naples isn't Napoli and Paris isn't Paree , then Beijing is still Peking. I also dislike the word 'diverse' I use 'varied'. Sometimes I get the meaning wrong, but it's my own personal 'jihad'...oops.

"...Course, if I die I don't have 99 virgins waiting for me "

I'd prefer a couple experienced porn stars.

#46 Peter Griffin
#63 blue_like_jazz

Sorry for delay. Time out to have lunch with 4-1/2 year-old granddaughter. Yes. Native. Here 74 years. Sometimes I believe the Disturber is owned by the Dems, although I think I have detected a minor move to the right, or at least it seems they print more conservative works than before.

#66 Johnathan D
Same to you. Am. Inf. is correct, as usual.

#68 American Infidel
Thank you for minding my business. As to breaks, sometimes I get caught up in the typing and forget that Charlses's code runs the show. My apology.

#91 jayfen

I prefer the technical term "big ass wave"

#92

har har

#76 thinkingmom

"Why Islam prohibits any criticism of itself?"

Answer #2468:

Criticizing Islam may cause one to laugh so hard they would break wuhdu in their pants, thus it is hara'am.

Allah snack bar!

Mufti Bunny Al-Rabidei
GUFFAW Dept.

Under the category Marriage there are 327 questions. Here are nine.

Q. (Question 4531) Is it permissible for a wife to masturbate her husband especially when she is menstruating? [See also under category "Character, Morals," Question 908 and under category "Unknown," Question 1823.]

A. Yes, it is permissible for a wife to masturbate her husband. And Allah Ta'ala Knows Best.

#85 Hepcat
You missed next question.

Question: Do you recommend SCUBA?

Answer: Ears are recommended, but if necessary you may emulate a Turtle

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT.,
OFFICE OF DECAPITATION, STONING, AND DISEMBOWELMENT

#96 composmentis

Dang right I did. From what I understand, the Muff recommends emulating the Fitzroy River turtle.

This 'view random fatwa' button has got me addicted! Love this from the imam:

The form and shape of a female must be concealed from a male. Segregation of sexes is an integral part of Deen. That maintains a healthy and pure mind. A mind contaminated with the different forms and shapes of woman is death to spirituality. It leads to funtasising of the opposite gender which is a strong and motivating cause for every form of illicit relationship.

What on earth is FUNTASISING?!

I'd say the direct reason they say to never trust a kuffaar is because their own book tells them it is alright to lie and be decietful to non-muslims. What trash.
Maybe it is time to admit that Muhammed was nothing more than a robber-king later glorified and made a phophet to legimize their religion.

May Allah be damed and Piss Be Upon Him the false prophet.

P.S. To those I might have just offended: Please show me anywhere thet your book is indeed truthful about anything in history. Your book even admits it was never complete or the only version.

JFM

Don't think that Islam has a monopoly on wacky religious jurisprudence. My tradition certainly has no shortage. But somehow, at least to my mind, the rules tend to be more interesting.

#98 Hepcat

Incidentally, that question was raised by someone with the nic Myrtle's_Turtle

#99 Curious

What on earth is FUNTASISING?!

A. It is 'fantasir’ (as in ‘rabb inniy maghloobun fantasir’). See #51, ignorant kuffaar!
And and Allah Ta'ala Funtasises Best

Right back at you Ebrahim.

Maybe that 200+million American's donated to tsunami relief should have gone to something like the families of servicemen and women killed or wounded in the last couple of years.

I hate thinking it should be one or the other but you see shit like this...

I'm MUFTI EBRAHIM DESAI, and I approved this message

And still on the topic of the untrustworthy motives of the kufaar...

Father Chris Riley, who heads the charity Youth Off The Streets, arrived in Aceh on Friday with plans to set up an orphanage to house some of the reported 35,000 Acehnese children whose parents are dead or missing.

But yesterday radical Islamic Defenders Front chief Hilmy Bakar Almascaty warned him to stick purely to humanitarian work in Aceh, the only Indonesian province to have fully implemented Muslim sharia law.

Radical Islamic groups, some accused of links to terrorism, have moved supporters from all over Indonesia to Aceh to "make their presence felt" in the disaster zone.

#53 freedomsound

Oddly-unsettling picture. The to-be-expected wailing moonbat- but with her trusty dwarf-slave appended to her left arm. The creature looks like Tim Roth with a tooth ache.

And, yo, Vicky! The kaftan is not being worn with white hi-tops this season! Hellooo?! (Gee- I hate a LLL with no fashion sense. If you're going to make a fool of yourself, at least be well-dressed. viz., Teresa Heinz 57)

Gunfire breaks out in Banda Aceh
Well, well - that didn't take long, did it. Lovely people.

Riiiggghhhttt - because everybody knows that taqiyya is part of the kuffaar way of life too!

The 'ask the Imam' site is truly wonderful. Pressing the Random Fatwa button I found:

Q: I know a young lady who became pregnant and she was still virgin and she claimed that she didn’t have sex with any one so her family went to a sheikh and he told them that the pregnancy might be from jinn. So can that be true?

A: It is possible.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT.

[Link: islam.tc...]

longwhitecloud -

The shooting started almost a week ago

JeffS.

More info on the perceptions of this aid by the muslims here

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

LHM