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Tue, Mar 1, 2005 at 4:42:09 pm PST

The Wall Street Journal says 32 million people now read blogs:

Some eight million Americans now publish blogs and 32 million people read them, according to the Pew Internet & American Life Project. What began as a form of public diary-keeping has become an important supplement to a business’s online strategy: Blogs can connect with consumers on a personal level — and keep them visiting a company’s Web site regularly.

Michelle Malkin has some issues with the Journal’s article: How Many Americans Read Blogs? Some of her points (about the difference between “visitors” and “hits,” and the possible amount of crossover traffic among blogs) are accurate, but her calculations of traffic based on Alexa’s statistics have a fatal flaw, leading her to greatly underestimate the actual numbers.

The flaw? Alexa only counts users who have installed their Alexa Toolbar. All of their statistics are based on this small subset of internet users, and they cannot be used to extrapolate to the entire web.

Sitemeter’s visitor counts are much more accurate, since they don’t rely on any external software like Alexa does. And for what it’s worth, I’ve found that the numbers from my own custom-programmed hit counters usually agree pretty closely with Sitemeter’s.

UPDATE at 3/1/05 5:01:03 pm:

In fact, there’s a pretty good argument that more savvy internet people (the kind of people who read blogs) would tend to stay away from Alexa—because Symantec labels the Alexa Toolbar as spyware. (Hat tip: Athos.)

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1 Colt  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:46:08pm
The flaw? Alexa only counts users who have installed their Alexa toolbar.

And I expect I'm not the only one thinking 'who the hell are Alexa'?

2 Charles  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:47:25pm

Alexa is a division of Amazon...

3 Tanker J.D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:48:26pm

Out of curiousity:

How do you account for people that check at work and at home - that'll be at least two different I.P.'s but only one "viewer". And, what about folks from servers that assign floating IPs?

4 greenmamba  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:49:01pm

I once dated an Alexa but she didn't have a tool bar.

5 LSD  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:49:20pm

God, now the MSM are gonna get us TAXED by liberals for using blogs...

6 Obi-Wan  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:49:41pm

No wonder their numbers are off.

7 themadmax  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:50:36pm

#3
There are also people like me and my wife who share an internet connection, IP address and all...yet are two readers.

8 Tanker J.D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:51:25pm

LSD:

Nay, they'll just get some company like Neilsan to do surveys somehow, which will be wildly inaccurate and report viewerships less than its own margin of error. But, advertiser will trust them, b/c they're "independent."

9 Charles  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:51:51pm

Tanker J.D. wrote:

How do you account for people that check at work and at home - that'll be at least two different I.P.'s but only one "viewer". And, what about folks from servers that assign floating IPs?

You don't account for people who check at work and home -- there's really no way. They show up as two different visitors.

But for people who use proxy servers like AOL, you set a cookie that expires in 24 hours. If they come back with a different IP but have the daily cookie, they're not counted again.

You can't use IPs to track visitors. It's inherently unreliable.

10 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:52:32pm

Doesn't the Alexa toolbar contain spyware?

11 Colt  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:53:13pm
Alexa is a division of Amazon...

Well I know that now... :-)

12 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:53:58pm

Oh, and Judy Woodruff, here's a juicy bit for you:

You're a dried-up hag, Judy.

13 Charles  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:53:59pm

Ward: I don't know. Never used it. It might. (In fact, the whole idea of Alexa is to track everything people do.)

14 Tanker J.D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:54:20pm

Charles

Thanks

15 Lizard by the Bay  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:54:39pm

OT:

Syria, grab your ankles!

Yes, we here on this blog knew about the Syrian connection to the Tel Aviv bombing a while ago, but now Bush is saying it, and telling Syria that they are woefully "out of step" with the rest of the Middle East. Saddam was "out of step", too.

16 iowahawk  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:57:38pm

This must mean I gots 4 readers! Yay!

17 Athos  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:58:29pm
(In fact, the whole idea of Alexa is to track everything people do.)


Yes, Alexa is considered spyware.

Symantec Security Response - Alexa

18 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 2:59:08pm

#13 Charles

I'm pretty sure it does. When you run Spybot S&D on a machine, you usually get hits on items labeled "Alexa-related". I know the My Search toolbar that WeatherBug wants you to install is a notorious piece of spyware.

19 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:00:14pm

Colt- You share a birthday with Texas!

20 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:02:50pm

BTW, #15 on the Making Saddam Smile thread, ("beavereater") is either a Moby or a retard.

21 mich-again  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:03:10pm

However they count the number, the Blog revolution is amazing and it's only going to get bigger. Someday a network TV executive will come up with the idea to broadcast scrolling blog entries on a screen, hire professionals to rant out the words in voice, and call it Blog TV. Then maybe I'll go back to watching it. I want James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) to do the voice for my posts.

22 BurbankErnie  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:03:28pm

I agree with Michelle Malkin... these numbers are shit.

23 Lizard by the Bay  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:03:38pm

Alexa reports web usage and surfing habits and "targets" marketing that "you would be interested in" (i.e. chooses spam for you).

24 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:03:41pm

#19 Ed

Damn straight. Tomorrow is Texas Independence Day.

"Texas, our Texas..."

25 On the Mark  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:03:55pm

BAAAH...dreaded spyware scum. There will never be an accurate way to get a count like this. There are simply too many variables which cannot be tracked. Frankly, some polling with standard margins of error would probably do a better job. World Debate

26 SwampWoman  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:04:41pm

#16 Iowahawk

This must mean I gots 4 readers! Yay!

Hey! The rest of y'all slackers start readin' Iowahawk's blog! (Since I am among the 4 readers.)

27 bigel[deleted]  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:05:39pm
28 Obi-Wan  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:05:42pm

#24 Ward Cleaver

You mean Baja Oklahoma?

29 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:06:18pm

NOVA doing the crash of the SwissAir MD-11 off the Canadian coast.


I already saw a documentary about why it crashed (short circuit, possibly in entertainment system and near 1st class galley, that ignited mylar insulation that wasn't as fireproof as it was supposed to be. Only symptom was smoke in the cockpit, as ventilation system was retarding spread. The turned something on or off in ventilation system, allowing heat and fire to spread forward, which also took out most cockpit instrumentation.

But I'll watch anyway.

30 fiveofnine  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:10:09pm

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar while smoking hashish and chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk.

The first Arab pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures, and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."

"Praise Allah! You must be so very proud," says the other.

"Yes, and this is my second son. He's a martyr also."

"A fine looking young man... praise be to Mohammed!" replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

___

31 Obi-Wan  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:12:00pm

#30 fiveofnine

That's not funny.

32 metal man  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:12:43pm

#4 greenmamba
A woman without a toolbar I see why you quit dating her.

The numbers may be interesting but I think the real important fact is that whatever they are they are growing exponetionaly (sp) and real facts and discussion between ordinary people making spin a lot harder to achive.

Kudos to Charles to be interesting enough to keep us coming back and the fortitude to do it every day like a dairy farmer (if I post on my blog once a week I feel ambitious)

33 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:13:25pm

#31 Obi-wan

For those of us who take their humor black and strong, it is. And it makes a point.

34 Obi-Wan  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:15:34pm

#33 Jewels (AKA Julian)

And for those of us who have lost loved ones to exploding children--it definitely is NOT.

35 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:16:21pm

Well, there is a Jewish guy (not stereotyping, he is wearing a kippah) arguing that "The Bible Code" makes more accurate predictions than Nostradamus. Thats on "The History Channel".


The NOVA documentary is giving me too much deja vu, as if it is the very same documentary I had previously seen.

My wife has a PTA or some such meeting.

BTW, my wife doesn't like it, but the Burger King ad with a cowboy that looks a little like "Hootie" has some cute woman.


Anyway, I think a new season of "The Amazing Race" starts tonight, and one of the contestants was on a previous "Survivor", making her a reality show veteran, and a Iraq War 2 POW is also a contestant.

Someday, I'm going to learn about the Interweb.

36 TallDave  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:18:31pm

I never read blogs.

37 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:23:42pm
In fact, Symantec labels the Alexa Toolbar as spyware. (Hat tip: Athos.)

Duh, I could have gone to SARC and found that.

38 SwampWoman  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:26:15pm

#36 TallDave

I never read blogs.

Good decision. I heard that people post in their birthday suits.

39 SwampWoman  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:27:21pm

Ahem, Ed. First the tornados, then all the rain, and now a freeze? It is SPRING here, okay?

40 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:28:10pm

I don't read. I'm just here to spew HATE! A Cal-Berkeley study will prove it.

Hey Iowahawk, don't give the MSM any help.

I can see it now:

MSM math lesson:

32 million readers/8 million blogs = 4 readers per blog.

We told you to ignore them!

41 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:29:14pm

#34 Obi-wan

My Apologies.

42 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:29:53pm

OT

Is this a picture of al-Zarqawi, or do they just have it captioned wrong? (scroll down a bit).

If so, I've never seen this picture before. He's always been in a grainy crappy pic. Why does al-jazeera have such a pretty mug of him?

43 GrepSedAwk  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:30:52pm

These site traffic statistics are a bit silly anyway. It's certainly worth knowing how much traffic a site gets, but what's really more important is how long they stay when they get there, and what value they get out of the site. For my money, LGF is at the top of the blog "heap" for stimulating intellectual discourse, smack down humor, and is quickly replacing the TV as my primary source of news, entertainment (and sometimes even weather alerts).

As for the business uses of blogs, we coming around full circle and getting back to a place where companies can provide their customers with added convenience, value, and customer service. Welcome to the blogosphere, y'all!

44 Luigi  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:30:54pm

Its very notable that BBC and CNN are not as yet carrying story of the Saddam judge assassination. I think they have a political problem since it was the liberal Fisk who outed the judge. Only Fox is featuring the story. MSNBC has it buried.

45 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:32:27pm

42,

That's him. I've seen that photo many times.

Did you have to link Al-Jazeera?

Anyone know how to disinfect a laptop?

46 skippyMoment  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:32:38pm

#36 TallDave

I never read blogs.

So do you just post with wild abandon in a devil-may-care style?

Is it a "Reading could cause you to go blind, and leads to information overload... avoid it at all cost" kinda thing. ;-)

47 Obi-Wan  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:33:53pm

#41 Jewels (AKA Julian)

Accepted and no offense taken.

48 fiveofnine  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:34:18pm

OBI WAN

My apologies, never thought about the victims.

FIVE

49 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:34:55pm

#45 JammieWearingFool

Huh. I've never seen it before. Thanks.

50 Goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:35:28pm

Ed:

Thanks for the heads up on The Amazing Race. It's the one show my husband is obsessed with, and I just let him know the new season was starting.

BTW, he calls me a "blunkie" (glog junkie) because I enjoy checking in here and similar places. I'm more right-leaning than he, but he is definitely not a moonbat. He was intrigued (amused?) by Zombie's glossary of terms. My husband's a professor (yes, not all of them are Ward Churchills) whose specialty is 17th century English lit and Shakespeare, and he finds a strong connection between the newsbooks and pamplets that helped ferment the English Civil War (by challenging the conventional wisdom) and the blogs of today.

51 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:35:34pm

44,

MSNBC has it buried

Yes, in an unmarked grave, next to Olbermann's career.

52 Bob G.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:36:30pm

How many readers? The answer, my friend, is blogging in the wind.

53 bfried  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:37:22pm

OT: Time to remember the front line!
[Link: www.clermontyellow.accountsupport.com...]
Yes, I know...tear jerker...Bless them!

54 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:37:39pm
55 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:37:52pm

49,

I've seen it on FNC. Probably his graduation photo from terrorist training camp.

56 J.D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:38:55pm

#42 Sarah D.
Yep. That's him.
Ugly, ain't he?

57 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:40:22pm

54,

What the hell would the other three do?

58 quark2  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:41:42pm

@46 skippymoment

TallDave is a prolific [Link: www...] :)

59 Goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:42:07pm

bfried

I showed that to my 10th grade students in December. Total silence, except for a few sniffles. Several of them gave me letters to post to Any Soldier. Unlike that idiot in New Jersey, I read every letter, and I would never have sent any that were insulting. I'm proud to say none were.

60 Catttt  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:42:20pm

Re Alexa and Amazon:

When you perform searches using the search function in Alexa, you often will be taken to a Web site detail page at amazon.com.

If you have an Amazon account with a cookie enabled, then your search results will be transmitted to and logged by Amazon and may be correlated by Amazon with personally identifiable information kept on you by Amazon.

I hate stuff that watches my surfing habits. I have Amazon and a cookie, but I don't want them to assume I want to go to Amazon and buy something every time I search the Web. Land sakes!

61 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:43:49pm

#56 J.D.

Maybe you've hit on a pchychological excuse for terrorism. Have ANY of them been attractive?

#57 JammieWearingFool

Say we deserved it of course.

62 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:44:13pm

Can't say I didn't post a warning about a possible freeze in Florida from last weekend.


BTW, it is meteorological Spring, but astronomical Spring is 3 weeks away.

But we're in that part of the sine wave where it is changing quickly, as far as the seasons go, and day length and sun angle will increase more quickly the next month and a half than any other time of year.

Short wave from New Mexico already sparking showers and t-storms in West Central Texas, and this, combined with a southern stream disturbance, will bring storms to Southeast Texas.

Surface instability will be somewhat limited, but good cloud level shear and slightly elevated instability (TT ~ 50) means some hailers possible.

BTW, dewpoints in Florida Panhandle as low as -8oC, which suggests some places will indeed get a hard freeze.


BTW, tomorrow's Texas rain heads for Florida after that.

Bad day for Spring Breakers in Florida Friday.

63 quark2  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:44:16pm

@50 Goddessoftheclassroom

Amazing yes? That long gone pamphlets were the blogs of yesteryear? :)

Where've you been?

64 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:44:47pm

59,

The idiot was from Brooklyn. It was sent to a soldier from Jersey.

We have enough idiots already, thankyouverymuch.

65 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:45:57pm

Goddess


Is your husband going to Bermuda for a conference on Shakespeare by any chance?

66 GengisKahn  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:47:08pm

The counters do not take into account the same individual hitting a blog from two different computors. One at work and one from the home. I'm willing to bet that most of us log onto blogs from our work computor to see what is going on. Not enough to double the counter, but probably adds a significant number to the unique hits.

67 CrimsonFisted  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:47:11pm

#61

Maybe you've hit on a pchychological excuse for terrorism. Have ANY of them been attractive?

No! I have thought that for a while. But then they prefer women with mustaches.

Only one terrorist, I forget his name, had this little band called something Tigers. He looked like Armand Assante. Was eventually assassinated.

68 J.D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:48:13pm

#61 Sarah D.
Actually, I started to say I'd be pissed, too, if I was that ugly, but I thought better of it.
But, still, I would be pissed.

#57 JammieWearingFool
Two of the other 3 at least fantasize about it at times.

69 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:49:23pm

OT

In defense of al-Jazeera

This is too good. The US went into Afghanistan to blow up villages - particularly tageting children.

The first is obvious; he exposed the holes in every Department of Defence assertion that Afghans were not targeted by the war and thus offset the outlandish claim that the US military action against Afghanistan was meant to liberate the people of that country.

I notice that he fails to mention a certain historic vote.

70 Goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:50:10pm

JammyWearingFool,

My sincere apologies!

I told my students about that situation. I wish I had a camera to catch the look of utter disbelief on their faces. They couldn't believe anyone would write insulting things in the first place, but it completely flummoxed them that a teacher would actually send letters attacking the people who are fighting for us (but they laughed when I pointed out that the solider was actually in Korea).

I'm thankful that I teach in a terrific school district with really nice students. Now if only some of them would be less lazy...

71 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:50:29pm

68,

True. Probably worried about being labeled intolerant.

72 crazyjew  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:52:27pm

[Link: www.theregister.co.uk...]


more anti-blog rhetoric

73 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:52:41pm

70,

No sweat.

Like I said, NJ has enough idiocy already. Thankfully though, the soldier is from here, unlike the pissant "teacher".

74 Goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:53:37pm

Ed

No. He's committed to presenting at two conferences later this spring and summer on other 17th century topics. As you might imagine, the Shakespear field is very crowded--and like any field, there's lots of maure around!

75 Metal man  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:53:57pm

62 Ed

Most of your weather posts I skip because I live in minnesota but I thank you today. I always was curious why fall and spring change so quickly and the sine wave explanation makes alot of sense THANK YOU

76 crazyjew  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:54:54pm

"are most bloggers teenage girls, or simply middle-aged men who write like teenage girls?"

"The reason that 99.93 per cent of the world doesn't blog, and never will, is because people make simple information choices in what they choose to ingest and produce, and most of this will be either personal and private, or truly social. Blog-evangelists can fulminate at the injustice of this all they like, but people are pretty smart and make fairly rational choices on the information they process."


[Link: www.theregister.co.uk...]

77 Ex_dem  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:56:40pm

I wonder whether people ignorant enough to install spyware are more or less likely to read blogs than the more knowledgable computer users. I would guess less likely.

78 TMF  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:56:51pm

God bless the superior European economy. Yes- this is who the US should be emulating.

GERMAN UNEMPLOYMENT AT HISTORIC 12.6% !

Here it's 5.2%.

Yeah- thats 12.6%.

Now, who should be nervous about the future?

Oh yeah- Euro takes a shitdive today too.

Im impressed.

79 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:57:17pm

#67 CrimsonFisted

No! I have thought that for a while. But then they prefer women with mustaches.

LOL! Maybe that's why they want them covered up. I don't understand why a woman who must shave her arms, legs, and privates - doesn't have to shave off the mustache!

80 J.D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:57:41pm

Damn! I missed the sine wave explanation of why spring and fall change so quickly. I'm ready! It's 25° here. How quick are we talking?

81 Mashiki  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 3:58:43pm

I remember that a part of Alexa used to be part of Internet Explorer, I'm not sure if it was removed from it or not. You used to be able to disable it by removing a registry key; a lot of the anti-spyware program(Adaware and Hijackthis) did this. It's been awhile since I've seen the key in a default install.

So I'm guessing that it's been removed, it's purpose was two fold if I remember right. First it did site tracking, second it was part of the MS URL redirector search. Maybe someone with a bit more time can look it up. If it has been removed from IE then Alexa site tracking isn't reliable what so ever, even with browser domination of 90% or more.

82 crazyjew  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:00:32pm

BEST anti-spyware... get rid of microsoft's internet explorer

[Link: www.mozilla.org...]

83 Lizard by the Bay  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:01:46pm
Damn! I missed the sine wave explanation of why spring and fall change so quickly.

Don't you know? These extremes in temperature shift (that we used to naively call "the changing of the seasons") is actually caused by Global Warming! (Yes, even when it gets really cold.)

84 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:02:37pm

Okay - the disclaimer:

I am not trying to derail this thread - I swear. But, in my quick jaunt over to the lovely Ask-Imam site to get the link for my above post, I ran into a real gem.

I cannot imagine being so handcuffed by my "religion" that I would have to ask this.

These people NEED us to liberate them.

85 RebTex  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:04:43pm

Reckon what happened to saddam's investigative judge?
Reports say assasination.

86 Andrew B.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:06:00pm

#42

Sarah D.

That is him...he also has a peg-leg.

Not only that...but I heard through the grapevine he's also HUNG like a Camel...lol

j/k people relax...

87 Goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:06:03pm

Okay, the "snow day" is over, and it's back to school tomorrow bright and early.

Yes, teachers get "snow days" but we have to make them up--and our work day starts at 7:30 (yawn).

Good night, fellow lizards. As always, it's a pleasure to enjoy your wit and humor.

88 CrimsonFisted  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:06:53pm

#84 Sarah D

These people NEED us to liberate them.

Wow. I linked over there. Can they really not think for themselves to ask something like that?

You hit the nail on the head.

89 SwampWoman  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:07:10pm

#80 J.D.

Damn! I missed the sine wave explanation of why spring and fall change so quickly. I'm ready! It's 25° here. How quick are we talking?

It was spring here, with baby ducklings and chicks underfoot, lambs springing around the green pastures, fruit trees blooming, fresh strawberries, then Ed put the mojo on it all...

90 [Engineer]  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:07:57pm

OT

Funny as hell and with a moral - Don't mess with Texas women (happened in Dallas)

[Link: www.thenerdgroup.com...]

91 Andrew B.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:08:39pm

#84

Sarah D

WTF is wrong with this guy...

HEY BUDDY IT'S CALLED COMMON SENSE! Wash you're dick money. Damn it be stanky all up in here...

92 Obi-Wan  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:09:28pm

#84 Sarah D.

You're right. Who ever heard of a "religion" based on sexual repression?

93 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:09:38pm

OT: I am going to be ill

[Link: today.reuters.co.uk...]

94 metal man  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:09:49pm

#80 J.D.

Maybe just wishfull thinking but by the end of march I should be seeing grass and the last 3 months here have sucked (below 20 for the most part) that in 2 to three weeks the temps will change to 50s and 60s is amazing to me and Eds sine wave gives me hope.

95 CrimsonFisted  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:10:06pm

#90 [Engineer]

ROFLMAO!

96 Rayra[deleted]  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:10:19pm
97 Andrew B.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:11:28pm

#90

[Engineer]

OMG! WTF is that? That was so EFFING FUNNY!

Dear lord...

98 Andrew B.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:12:12pm

#90

[Engineer]

It still is playing...what a MADMAN!

99 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:12:35pm
100 Andrew B.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:12:56pm

#90

[Engineer]

What a laugh! Can u believe this guy? This is too much...OMG!

ROTFLMAO!

101 Andrew B.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:14:50pm

#99 song_and_dance_man

Was that a hint that I should get my act together again...and reunite the "Israel is Real" blog?

Or am I just being paranoid...again...no really...am I being paranoid?

Ummm...why is everyone looking at me?

Stop staring...lol

102 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:15:14pm

#90 Engineer
Hell, yeah! That's the kind of little old lady I want to be when I reach my golden years.

103 Protagonist  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:15:39pm

Reminds me of how Bill Hobbs calculated his blog to be worth $652,000.00.

OT, but while we're sharing funny. . .

Doubtful you can call that "art", but it's excellent parody.

104 CrimsonFisted  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:15:41pm

#90 #100

Notice the guy does NOT get out of HIS car to help the other guy. Guess he knew enough not to mess with Texas women, as you say!

105 Catttt  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:20:15pm

90

That was funny, but the guy scared my cat. She's watching me verrry carefully at the moment.

106 redstateredneck  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:24:53pm

Engineer @ 90
Ooh, I hope it was one of those big study Bibles that they hit him with; they pack quite a wallop.

107 J.D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:25:08pm

#89 SwampWoman
We have horse babies all over the place, and bulbs popping up. I'm working my way to the gulf coast of south Florida. Maybe before next winter...

#94 metal man

Eds sine wave gives me hope


I'm ready for the sine wave, then. Can we hurry it along somehow?

108 Jay  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:26:29pm

I read an intersting article in Slate regarding the similarity between rappers and bloggers.

1) Both feel that they have circumvented the "establishment"...

1a) ...but rappers typically work for the "establishment", bloggers typically feel free to believe as gospel the wing of the "establishment" which favors their viewpoint.

2) Rapper and bloggers both spend an awful lot of time praising their posse/friends and even more time hurling insults at their "enemies"

Funny stuff...

109 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:26:52pm

#90 [Engineer]

I'm cryin' here! That is WONDERFUL! Thanks for the link! I just sent it to my Dad.

110 Rayra[deleted]  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:26:52pm
111 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:27:14pm
112 metal man  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:32:08pm

JD

Got any old hair spray around (cfcs)? Global warming dosen't sound all that bad right now to me.

113 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:36:08pm

#112 metal man

I used to live in/around Rochester. Had to keep the cabinets open all the time in the kitchen to keep the pipes from freezing. My ankles and feet would ache they got so cold when I was doing the dishes. Cracked hands, dry skin. But, it was beautiful in the short summer!

114 MamaAJ  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:40:02pm

#90 [Engineer]

Oh man, I'm in serious pain here! I'm very, very pregnant and strained one of my ab muscles, so laughing that hard *hurt*.

My kids want to know why I was laughing so hard and I'm trying to come up with something other than "violence can be really, really funny sometimes!"

115 FloridaHeat  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:42:33pm

Dang, my husband and I run websites of our own. According to Hobbs they are worth 43,518,077.82

I'll take ten cents on the dollar.

Going once... going twice...

116 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:49:35pm

OT

Gorbachev Speaks

Stalinism is a special Russian form of slavery. We have to fight the remnants of Stalinism, I say this every day," he said.

I wonder if Putin will poison him too. Might be successful this time.

117 metal man  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:49:36pm

#113 Sarah D.

My uncle visited twice when I was growing up, once when it was 95 and humid and once when it was -20 his comment was why does anybody live here. If it weren't for family and a job I know I'd leave too, thank god for the gas company and automatic garage door openers.

118 Sarah D.  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:53:00pm

#117 metal man

You just reminded me. It got so danged hot for about two weeks that I had to go get a window A/C. Crazy really.

I liked MN. I was on the road at about 5:15, before the plows or the busses. It was interesting driving :-)

But, I enjoyed working at the Mayo, and met a lot of really great people there who I still stay in touch with.

I'd go back for the right job.

119 reader  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:53:28pm

CrazyJew (#76),

Andrew Orlowski -- What an A-List dope! I occasionally read his stuff on Apple, when cross-posted at macsurfer.com You can always tell an elite, and genuine snob, by how out of touch they are with the reality and world of everyday people. Thank goodness God has confounded the arrogant (the wise asses) to make them stupid.

120 Earl  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 4:59:51pm

#76 CrazyJew

You've been registered for ~6 months.

Read anyone at LGF that is capable of less simple information choices (except for "Dave", the law clerk from Oz who wants to emulate a violated nine year old named Aisha)? This BBS is the platinum-standard for anti-islamist, pro-Israel blogging.

121 SlothB77  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 5:06:46pm

32 million Americans. I saw another article that said 27% of US adults read blogs as of january 2005. Some article by an Emily Lecoz in some Mississippi business journal.

Let us not forget about the additional millions that read blogs that are not American, indeed many here at LGF are not.

OT:

where is Dick Cheney?

122 SlothB77  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 5:08:41pm

Those numbers may be from the same people who gathered the electio exit poll data, so, grain, salt.

123 toonman  Tue, Mar 1, 2005 5:22:15pm

Anybody ever notice that SpyBot will find Alexa on a brand new clean install of Windows? That makes me wonder if that Bill is up to no good, bundling spyware into his software...


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