Looks like flys on a wall

And they could be confused with the Ninja Nuns!

Instant classic !

NNNooo!
I just got over the nightmares from the stills!

My favorite part was where they were leaning out the window firing guns at a getaway car. Real police would never do that, because its extremely dangerous for both you as well as bystanders, especially if you are carrying an MP5 sub-machine gun which will just spray bullets everywhere into crowded Iranian streets if you are leaning out the window at high speeds.

All it takes is a wayward road sign during a police chase you take your head off if you are leaning out like that.

Charlies' Angeles watch out!

Sort of Starsky and Hutch wearing habits. Revenge of the Nuns With Guns: It's Payback Time

They have "nunchuk skills". Napoleon would be proud.

Wow, forget about leading prayer services, the sight of all those hot police babes shooting out of car windows must drive the guys wild! Move over Angie Dickenson.

Does anyone else think of the wicked witch of the west, when you see them coming down the wall?

"Nuns on the Run" ?

Very very weird.

Leave it to Islam to find new ways to up the drag quotient.

Wow, that is creepier than the creepiest, they CREEP ME OUT!

Sister Mary Elephant, is that you!?!?

(saw this a couple of days ago, what a hoot! I'ma shakin' ina my boots! Haw-haw-haaa. Scary! Ooooh...tough Iranian chicky-babes... Let's put these black spooks up against Dastardly Dick Marcenko and his 'shooters and looters' and we will have either a bunch of dead 'spooks' or legs spread in the air...umm, ahh, sorry Lady Lizards for bein' crude...)

Where's Leslie Neilson?

Are they from Keystonistan?

HA! LOL! Do they go crashing into the pavement because they can't see for the burkhas? That is too funny.

Why not a suit of armor?

This is extremely disturbing. I'm kinda at a loss of words.

...or welding helmets?

I can't help but wonder why they are training them to rapell down walls.

Is there alot of high-rise crime in Iran?

Charles:

LGF gets a mention in TIME Magazine:

[Link: www.time.com...]

Blogwatch

Monday, Mar. 28, 2005
Although C-SPAN may seem like a straight shooter, blogs across the political spectrum, from RESPECTFUL OF OTTERS to ELEPHANTSBUS, lambasted the channel last week for planning to "balance" its coverage of a lecture by Holocaust scholar Deborah Lipstadt with a speech by Holocaust denier David Irving, who has argued that the Nazis' crimes have been overplayed. Amid the kerfuffle, some conservative bloggers even found a way to blame Bill Clinton--for how far the once noble C-SPAN has fallen--while LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS featured the best one-liners: e.g., "What's next, bin Laden rebutting Wolfowitz?"

From the Mar. 28, 2005 issue of TIME magazine

Still creeped out... brings back all those Flying Monkey nightmares...

Its clear that those are sex change people on wall..my guess is homosexuals have to take a sex change operation or die in Iran. and lesbians just get 100 lashes .

Wow, I'm impressed and what do the vaunted police 'men' wear, tutu's?

Umm, ummm, ummm. Such bad ass people, Iranians actually got three feet of their sovereign territory back that saddam snatched from them...I believe it was after the 8 year war ended.

Words escape me...

Flying Monkeys in burqas

this is a monty python bit, right?

I'm waiting for "Soul Bossa Nova" to cue up and one of those girls to rip off the burqa to reveal it's really Mike Myers as Austin Powers in his latest flick. Any title suggestions?

Are we supposed to be afraid?

That is one of the strangest things I have ever seen. And with the burkas and all, they kind of remind of me of that old englishwoman nag that keeps recurring in all the Python skits. I think she's usually played by Terry Jones.

Booga booga. I'd better hide.

#23 Mentat

That's very righteous. If nothing else, it's good to see Time recognizing the one-liners.

When I saw those gals? repelling down the building face all I could think of was a black widow spider.

Hmmm...I might just be right.

Sorry Iran, Mad-dog did it first and better. Of course, he stole the idea.

My high school sweetheart was born in Teheran and, in fact, had numerous other skills-- none of which were demonstrated here.

Cue the theme song from COPS.

"Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do
Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You..."

School Shooting - 8 dead, 14 injured in U.S.
Last Updated Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:44:23 EST

[Link: www.cbc.ca...]

Trained women - do you think they might turn on their husbands now? That was my first thought. Burkas? How dangerous is THAT. They will catch on everything.

On second thought, it was a sketch from Benny Hill with a punchline waiting to be written. I could just hear themusic.

The vid shows the same rappellers twice, at no time do they turn around and reveal their gender.

A nun strolling down the sidewalk spies a derelict seated against the curb 30 paces ahead. He mumbles and swears to himself, occasionally glancing from side to side.

As the nun passes near he leaps to his feet, suckers her in the mouth, and begins to put the boots to her.

Two passersby drag him off of her and demand, "What's going on hear"? to the derelict.

The drunk trying to shrug free exclaims at the nun, "You're not so tough, Batman!"

This vid clip of the Iranian Policewomen running around in black burkas reminded me of that joke.

This looks like some surrealist painting - Dali perhaps.

"Nun Invasion."

Is this supposed to demonstrate to the Western feminists that Iran has women's rights?

Story for y'all:

I tuned into community radio on the drive home today (WRFG 89.3 in Atlanta). It's a grab bag like any community station-- lots of moonbat leaning material, but lots of great music too you can't hear anywhere else.

Well, what do I hear but St. Corrie's cousin "Dr. Corrie" something or another talking to some total moonbat talkshow host. I only caught the last 10 minutes... what I did hear was lots of ranting about evil Zionists, how St. Rachel was "murdered" and how the mean old Jews are just out to knock the peaceful Palestinians houses down for shits n giggles.

Then they started ranting how we should find out which stores sell Caterpillar apparel and boycott them or get them to drop their order. (I owned a pair of Cat boots first summer of college when I did construction work. They were good and cheap.) Anyway, I did a Google with my phone web browser in rush hour traffic desperately trying to get the number. I called and called and called but no pickup. Tried 20 minutes later but the bluegrass sho was going and that host picked up. What I wanted to ask was which stores carried Cat stuff, so I could support terrorist stopping bulldozers. But I hung up. Couldn't give sass to the the sweet-voiced bluegrass lady host... could have been a salt of the earth LGF'er for all I know. I didn't want to harrass her. The moonbat host and St. Corrie's cousin had already left the studio to my disappointment.

And with the burkas and all, they kind of remind of me of that old englishwoman nag that keeps recurring in all the Python skits. I think she's usually played by Terry Jones.

The Pepperpots. Yes, Terry Jones was always one of them. Eric Idle commented that he looked exactly like his mother...

Here's a thought: The video should be translated from Farsi into Arabic, and beamed into Saudi Arabia. The women in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are not permitted to drive cars. After the women of KSA see what their Shiite sisters are doing in the Islamic Republic of Iran, maybe they will insist on the right to drive a car. Maybe their men will also insist that their wives be allowed to drive a car. Might it make the royal family re-think the law there?

Yes, I know that the women of the Islamic Republic of Iran still have to wear their burkas, even these policewomen, but at least they are permitted to drive a car, as are the women of every other country in the world except the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

It could be a good thing if the women of KSA got some ideas and decided that being subjugated so thoroughly is not such a great idea.

#29 wordwarp

this is a monty python bit, right?

No, but they are kicking themselves for not thinking of it first. Nobody expects the Incredibly Strange Iranian Female Police Cadets. Their first weapon is surprise, but only at night...

Where do they hide their witch brooms?

Speaking of Police Action,

...and how said may implicate US government in Human Rights abuses...

This week, at Barzilai Hospital in Ashkelon, in southern Israel, the Israel Defence Forces will conduct an exercise to conduct a “dry run” to practice bringing dead and wounded Jewish Israeli residents to the hospital, following the summer plans of the Israeli government to forcibly remove all 8,000 Jewish men, women and children from their 21 farming communities in the Jewish communities of the Katif district in Gaza and another 2000 Jews from 4 communities in Northern Samaria.

A senior official in Israeli intelligence estimates that at least 100 Jewish residents will be killed in the expulsion process, since these residents have no intention of leaving their homes and farms voluntarily, and since the IDF has every intention of using live ammunition to facilitate the expulsion of Jews from Katif and the Northern Samaria, while razing their houses, farms and synagogues.

In late February, at the closing press conference of the annual Israel convention of the Conference of Major Jewish Organizations from North America, a journalist asked Conference Chairman James Tisch how Jewish Americans will react if the Israel Defence Forces use American-supplied law enforcement equipment to kill Jewish Israelis. The journalist also asked Tisch if it was legal to use US made law enforcement equipment in that process.

Here is the law in question:
The US Foreign Assistance Act , which is available on the net at: [Link: www.fas.org...]

Clause (a)(1) of the Human Rights amendment to the US Foreign Assistance Act clearly states that “ a principal goal of the foreign policy of the United States shall be to promote the increased observance of internationally recognized human rights by all countries …no security assistance may be provided to any country the government of which engages in a consistent pattern of gross violations of internationally recognized human rights…Assistance may not be provided… to a country the government of which engages in a consistent pattern of gross violations of internationally recognized human rights”

The law goes on to state that “The President is directed to formulate and conduct international security assistance programs of the United States in a manner which will promote and advance human rights and avoid identification of the United States, through such programs, with governments which deny to their people internationally recognized human rights and fundamental freedoms, in violation of international law or in contravention of the policy of the United States”.

..snip..

Prof. Eliav Schochetman, Hebrew Professor of Law Emeritus and Dean of the Shaari Mishpat Law College, testified last month at the Israeli Knesset Parlimentary Law Committee that the decision of the state of Israel to demolish the homes and villages of 10,000 citizens, represents the kind of human rights infraction that is described in the human rights amendment to US Foreign Assistance Act would violate the constraints of Israel’s own “Basic Human Rights Law" which oversees Israeli democratic institutions in matters of human rights and civil liberties, in the same way that the US Bill of Rights ensures that the US government can never trample on the human rights and civil liberties of American citizens. In his testimony, Schochetman noted that this Israeli government decision represents a violation of the 1948 Universal Declaration of Human Rights, to which all democratic governments are adherents. Schochetmen added that Israel’s decision to expel Jews from their homes, would represent a wanton violation of basic human rights and civil liberties that are protected under Israeli and international human rights law.

No outside linky available, so I posted the rest of it here.

Just say no to Jewish national suicide!

OT:

Star-Trib publishes Charles Johnson letter demanding an apology for "outrageous lie" ...

[Link: www.startribune.com...]

Via PowerLine

#24 Bubble Girl

You must learn to embrace the flying monkey within.

Ignore anything Frank J. says.

re #46, wait, I recall seeing pictures of some Iranian women with chic headscarves and not being forced to wear burkas. The women's libbers wear the color pink in Iran. Not burkas. So why do the authorities there make their policewomen wear burkas? Seems a bit odd.

If they're in pursuit of a suspect (like a rape victim) and their burka shows their ankles, will they still have to be stoned to death?

Okay, pound for pound: let's put them up against the Only Air Assault Division in the World to see how these ninjas are prepared...

Looks very much like a scene Magritte would have painted.

Too bad the moonbats are on the wrong side - I'd love to see a flock of them zooming in and knocking them off their ropes !

"C'mon moonbats , we have a job to do...righty O !"

shirley you can't be serious...

Next on "COPS"---patrolling the streets of Tehran with the Iranian Female Police.

Cagney & Lacey times 2!

It's like Cirque de Soleil on acid. Their new show, Quidditch, Les Iranniennes, coming to the Bellagio in Las Vegas, 2006.

I"m gonna have nightmares for months...

#60 American Infidel

Would our troops take out these heathen women? Or would our troops hold of because they were wimmins?

Women repelling, or women putting rounds downrange?...

#60 American Infidel

Honestly Lizardoids...

Would our troops take out these heathen women? Or would our troops hold of because they were wimmins?

Very much like Arnold in T2 and T3, I would shoot them in the leg and hope they didn't bleed out. After they kill someone in my unit: two in the chest one in the head, we like them alive, but we'll take them dead.

What?

No flaming hoops?

They're not real cops.

Shammer
Didn't you mean repelling women?
As in Rhino A$$ Ugly?

#40 CrimsonFisted

The original.

#48 SwissTex

you probably don't really want to know...

/sarc

guys is it me or does the 2nd chick on the right look hot

sarc/

:)

Thats just WRONG!

Although I was waiting to see Bruce Lee jump into the picture.

#67 Spiny Norman

Thanks! That is great!

Do they have a male officer that helps with the "reach-through" involved in tying the Swiss Seat?
.
.
If this male happens to be one of the girls brothers...does he still have to kill her with a stone?

Too early to go OT ?

#45 Spiny
#47 Beagle

We need the Incredibly Strange Iranian Female Police Cadets as played by the Pepperpots.

Magic flying carpets!

#66 RebTex

Shammer Didn't you mean repelling women? As in Rhino A$$ Ugly?

rappelling /big-arse PIMF thank you much for the heads up :)

Wild Justice
No flying carpets...
They pluck themselves.

#70 American Infidel

A good comparison is what happened during the mission creep mission depicted in Black Hawk Down. *Where, by the way, Sec Def Les Aspin thought tanks would be a bad thing to have because they might turn the locals against us.* Our soldiers were hesitant to shoot women and children shooting AK-47's and RPG's at them. After they realized the weapons were just as deadly when fired by those who would usually be considered non-combatants, they shot back and now live with the nightmares.

#61 Rebtex

I was thinking more along the lines of Gagme and Bracy!

JesusLand Joe
BWAHAHAHA!

Sure folks, you can all laugh now, but just wait until these cadets get their hands on the advanced laser technology that the Israelis used to bump off Arafat.

That looks like a scene from "The Grudge 2: The Curse Multiplies."

#54 American Infidel

I couldn't resist.

Flying nun theme and sounds

One of the lines "Who needs things like wings to fly?" hahahahaha!

OT:

Check out the Drudgereport--the editor of 'Playgirl' says she was fired after it was revealed she is a, a, a, um, Republican.

Megaphone: All your buildings are belong to us!

So I see Iowahawk has expanded into the realm of motion pictures. Bravo!

Powderfinger @ 51

Thanks Powder - I feel better now, you have cured me of one my worst fears, now I like them... LOL LOL Thanks!

#84 tigger2005 3/21/2005 07:01PM PST
That looks like a scene from "The Grudge 2: The Curse Multiplies."

I thought it was from here... :-)

#82 Ben F

That Malaysian article has one of the funniest paragraphs I've read in quite some time:

Quiba was quoted as saying the Palestinian Authority immediately informed the Israeli government of the "attempt on Arafat's life." Samples of Arafat's blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.

Everyone knows the giant spiders of Allah used the magical green mist to kill Arafat. Arafat wasn't producing enough shahids for Allah. The virgin raisins were getting pretty bored.

Persian Ninjas...?

Beagle
Better to live with nightmares & still living.
It's not a funny thing but it is a much better situation.

Was this the lost episode of Saturday Night Live?

Bubble Girl
Buenos Noches, Bonita!

I would rather see pics on Lebanese babes

#60

American Infidel  3/21/2005 06:46PM PST

 Honestly Lizardoids...

Would our troops take out these heathen women? Or would our troops hold of because they were wimmins?

Honestly, shoot first, ask questions later... My motto... Damn, they are fn scary...

El Guapo

Como esta, Senor?

It had a Monty Python moment through out I thought. What this shoes that the mullahs are probably indoctrinating only the trusted women into their inner circle when they show their crackdown video news of women on women just mullah style.

I thought it was those Zionist hair rays from Jewish women that done ole Arafish in.

I wonder why they're allowed to do this -- isn't this the same country that doesn't allow its women to do anything without a male family member escort? If they can't drive, why are they permitted to rappel down buildings?

/just sayin'

Bubble
Nada! Su?

OT but kind of funny. Kofi Annan gets serious about terrorists.

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

Annan Drafts Changes For U.N.
Use of Force, Terrorism Among Issues Targeted

By Colum Lynch
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, March 20, 2005; Page A01

UNITED NATIONS, March 19 -- Secretary General Kofi Annan on Monday will propose establishing new rules for the use of military force, adopting a tough anti-terrorism treaty that would punish suicide bombers, and overhauling the United Nation's discredited human rights commission, according to a confidential draft of a report on U.N. reform.

...punish suicide bombers...jail time?...death penalty?..huh?

But, butt, can't we look up and see under their burkhas?

/mirrors on shoes...

#99

PIMF

women on women justice mullah style.

"male family member "
That's wrong on several levels : /

Have they been trained by Qaddafi's Grrrl Squads?

#104 Bubble Girl

My question to you is: But would we want to?

furry is giving the biggest lizard laugh hehehehehehe

ROFLMAO

Considering that the Houston Police Department is about to have a huge headcount shortfall soon...

OT
Did ya'll hear the ACLU is going to sue the Civilian Members of the newly established Texas Border Patrol?
Isn't the "A" in ACLU supposed to stand for American?!

 
#102

RebTex  3/21/2005 07:11PM PST

Bubble
Nada! Su?

Mi asno está arrastrando después de una cambio de 12 horas... pero hey, que tiene quejarse..

JesusLand Joe
"We want a beer & we wanna see something nekked!"

#111 Rebtex

No, it stands for Asshole!

OT: but a Swedish paper has described Paul Wolfovitz as an "extreme Christian conservative." Jeez, Ashcroft musta really done a number on Wolfie.

I can see the Great Neo-Con Convert standing in front of a pulpit on a lovely Sunday morning, ready to address the congregation.

"Good morning, my fellow goyim,...,"*

*Old joke, slightly revised.

 
#108

jesusland joe  3/21/2005 07:14PM PST

#104 Bubble Girl
My question to you is: But would we want to?

Well, I'll look... GACK... MY EYES, MY EYES, it's... it's SEARED, SEARED, in my retinas... AHHH

#114 Rebtex

We'll just have to wait for Friday prayers!

OK, thanks...OT:

In the matter of Terri Schiavo - has anybody suggested that there should be two tests ?

If you accept it is a "given" that Terri said she would not want to live like this is it not an entirely different matter, unanswered, in what manner she would want to die ?

This occurred to me last night while talking to my mom. She said she would not want to live in this condition either. I said to her "Mom, be careful what you say to me. If, G_d forbid, you were to have a stroke tomorrow, I would have to wrestle with what you just said to me (she is 77 yrs. old). Are you sure about this ?"
She responded "well, give it a year".
I said "well now that you answered this part, are you saying you would want to starve to death ?".
She paused for a few moments and said "good question - it takes a long while to die doesn't it ? Can they keep you sedated the entire time - maybe if they could give me anesthesia, like one would get for surgery etc..."
By the time we had finished our conversation my mom had not answered the question. There are/were too may variables and "unknowns".

I think there are 2 questions that are mutually exclusive.

A. Would you want to live in a persistent vegetative state (yes, I know there are plenty of arguments to be made in this case specifically - forget them for now and make it a given that the answer is "no, I would not want to live like that").

Then, a totally different and just as important a question:

B. In what manner would you want to die ?
In this case A may have been answered but B has not.

Over the years I've heard many people say "just put a pillow over my head or slip me an O.D. or one in the back of the head - as long as I don't know it's coming" etc.but I never heard anyone say '"just let me starve to death".

The chase scene had me falling off my chair! Oscar time or maybe an emmy or two.

1. best burka chase scene in a mullah controled state.
2. best in dhimmini comedy for slamming infidels around the car.
3. best visual effects for the rappelling scene.

#97 Bubble Girl

If they show up in our little town looking like that, we would have to clean up after our local dogs got done with them.

Bubble Girl
I'll get some Cervesa
We'll ride up the Mesa
& watch the sun go down!

#116 Bubble Girl

LOL!

Do they do bat mitvahs?

oh well...I tried.

After watching the video,my rice pudding came up through my nose :>)

OT Bubble girl

How about that win by Carl Edwards?

You know what this reminds me of?

"They're DOGS! And they're playing POKER!"

YEEEARRRGH!

Rebtex

If we go up on the Mesa
and drink Cervesas
we will fall down
flat on our faces
or off a big cliff
but at least we had fun
before we became stiffs

IowaHawk must now do another TV Classics spoof!

S.W.A.B.

"Scary Women And Burkhas" police commando team!

Bubble Girl
It's the only cure for the ancient Chinese disease of Dragon A$$

 

#127

Robert D  3/21/2005 07:28PM PST
OT Bubble girl

How about that win by Carl Edwards?

WOW, double WOW.. I have liked him since the truck races... it was so cool... bet Jimmy Johnson was shocked to see him, right there, at the end...

My son and all his friends and occasionally my daughter and various cousins would rappel out of the loft of the barn, out of really bigass trees, and generally just had a great ol' time for a couple of years until it became too boring. (Nerves of iron mom/seen it all before/probably did worse when I was a teenager but then again, my mama still don't know all the escapades and I figure I might be clued in in about 30 years when they figure I'll be too weak to backhand 'em. My mama is still purty strong.)

But could any of them climb up a tree to rescue a kitten? Nooo. That was mama's job.

As soon as I started playing the video my do barked (and she rarely barks!)...

Hi BG and RebTex!

Rebtex @ 131

It's the only cure for the ancient Chinese disease of Dragon A$$

Yeah? I'd be a Drunk Ass with that cure...

{POLLY PRISSY BRITCHES!}

134 Aaagghh! PIMF - my "dog" barked...

And remember, my friends: future events in the Middle East will affect you, in the future.

#134:

I bet there are a couplie Persian hotties underneath those reverse Casper outfits.

Bubble Girl
The emphasis is in the Mesa & watching sundown.
The Cervesa was my idea.

Notice the cars they are driving? french and German. *spit*

Rebtex

Well that is a really good idea.. the mesa and the sunset... there's some pretty ones out here, and lots of mesas...

PollyPrissPants

Hello Polly... How's it going? My Protest Warrior friend?

Why do I keep imagining a cross between Sally Field/The Flying Nun and Holy Ninjas?

Wraiths, that's what I was tryin not to think of.

Reminds me of the blues brothers. hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut !

These are obviously agents of the United States Handicapper General.

Swampwoman

I got this urge to get out my giant can of ACME PEST SPRAY, you know, the 55 Gallon Industrial Strength Drum when I saw that video, they look too much like black widow spiders, from where I come from.. creepy... gives me the heebie jeebies...

Was this scene cut from that film Whoopie Goldberg was in?

HK (#146):

These are obviously agents of the United States Handicapper General.

The "Moon" in her name must've been a reference to islam, then.

#132 Bubble Girl

Isn't refreshing to see a driver be so happy, and so humble as well as talented? I really now have a driver to root for. Has not been the same since Dale. But on that point, they really could not be further apart in personallity.

#64 Beagle

"Very much like Arnold in T2 and T3, I would shoot them in the leg and hope they didn't bleed out. "

Why get fancy? Go with the odds and aim for the center of visible mass.

What if after all of this training these women come to the realization that the men of Islam are just assholes; they take their training and utilize it to the fullest extent. As in taking their swords and cutting off their male counterparts vital-parts?

it could happen...

#50 Kirkpete:

Looks like Charles' letter but I'd make sure. I received a notice the other day from the star-trib thanking me for my letter to the editor. I never wrote one and let them know that they had received a letter from my stalker in my name (I have no idea what it said). Since he is also Charles' stalker, I'd double check.

About the burka-battalion ... my goodness ... it's like Miami Vice in Bizarro World. And those "martial arts" skills ... I can just see it on the street:

Stop! Stop! You're not punching so I can block it ... stand still! And lean down a little so that I can punch you in the nose.

The rapelling could come in handy, though ... honor-killing escape plan ...

Q: Brilliant, it makes perfect sense now that Diana Moon Glampers must be a Muslim.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear this was a Monty Python sketch. But I guess we no longer live in a world where things like this are lampooned without fatwas being issued. I miss that world.

#156

And this tape will self distruct in 5 seconds.. ;-)

#156 {Iron Fist} Or, ahem, LGF Operative Iron Fist...

I gladly accept your assignment - I'll have the super-secret Prissypants getaway car available for all emergencies...and if that doesn't work, here's my advice: make no statements and call me immediately!

As i watched that I couldn't help but notice it doesn't look like any one is driving that car,

I can't wait for the Bloopers and Out-takes!

#134 PollyPrissypants

As soon as I started playing the video my do barked (and she rarely barks!)...

Next time flush it. Sorry I couldn't resist :)

161 LOL (it was a pretty goofy typo!)

I think the word we've been looking for here is "Dingleberries."

Looked like a puppet version of the Sound of Music. Which one was Julie Andrews?

Gotta say, I wondered about the baton-twirling bit.

These ladies look pretty scary, like Nuns Gone Bad.

They look like giant bats on the side of the building. Ugh.

And looking at them trying to run with those long skirts is hilarious. Any man could outrun them with ease. And what the hell are they going to do with swords?

Dudley Moore is in there somewhere...

Be fair, life for women in death cult countires like iran is pretty boring. I imagine that's why they just like hanging around.

O/T... Extremely Disturbing...

Solana to get power to switch off Galileo in security threat

JAVIER Solana, the EU’s foreign policy supremo, would be given the power to switch off the Galileo satellite system if it is misused in a way that endangers the security of the European Union, under a plan due to be discussed by member states’ diplomats in the coming weeks...

According to the blueprint, seen by European Voice, the high representative for foreign affairs would issue instructions “to take any measure necessary to safeguard the security” of the EU. The concession holder of the system “shall immediately execute any instructions addressed to him”. Solana “would be responsible for matters where the operation of the system affects the security of the Union or the member states”, “in particular as a result of an international crisis, a threat to the proper operation or actual misuse of the system”. ...
...Management “of all aspects relating to the system’s safety” would be given to a supervisory authority, which has representatives from member states and the European Commission. However, the high representative would have the power to intervene in “exceptional cases, where the urgency of the situation is such that it requires immediate action”.
A diplomat involved in the drafting of the paper said that was a proof member states “genuinely trust” Solana.
“But at the same time,” he added, “somebody must be in charge of it [Galileo], somebody that can take decisions quickly. “It is not a responsibility you can give to the presidency – in the future maybe a collective presidency – or to the Commission. “Like it or not, it must be Solana.”

A network of 30 satellites, Galileo is principally a civilian navigation system, designed for such tasks as locating distressed mountaineers or ships in danger of capsizing. However, defence experts have pointed out the €3.2 billion system could be used by military planners to manage troops and munitions more effectively. In a recent study, the Paris-based European Union Institute for Strategic Studies said that “even if Galileo remains a civilian project, security issues will persist”. Because the system will have global coverage and will offer much of its services to private firms, it could have unintended users and uses, “with implications for the EU and its allies”.

The US had harboured reservations about Galileo for some time, viewing the project as a rival to its Global Positioning System (GPS). But a deal was struck between the Commission and Washington on the project last week (25 February), under which Galileo would use the same ‘free signal’ as the GPS. The Americans have insisted this signal would be better to avoid potential interference with the GPS military signal. Romano Prodi, the Commission president, has been one of the strongest advocates of Galileo, which he regards as essential to strengthen the Union’s status as an economic superpower. The system, designed by the Commission and the European Space Agency, received a major boost in September last when China agreed to contribute €203 million towards its cost.

It looks dangerous the way they are standing half way out of the car window during a pursuit. I've never seen police do that.

The whole thing looks like a campie 70's movie (Emanulle and the Mad Mullahs)

Whatever. They still couldn't take the Ring from Frodo.

(On a side note, I wasn't aware that our Lizardoid Master was an MST3K fan! Woo-hoo!)

Compare and contrast:

Iraqi Special Forces execute rappelling drills as part of their overall anti-terrorism training at a Jordanian military facility near Amman, Jordan, March 17, 2005. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff U.S. Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers visited the facility to observe the training of Iraqi Special Forces and security personnel during a trip to Southwest Asia.

WOW!

Those must be some tough broads...

8 1/2 months pregnant and rapalling down buildings...

and the second from the left is gonna have twins...

WOW!

Nice Henry Ford Maternity clothes, too...

Fist / Polly

"I want a lawyer"

Say

"I understand my rights."
"I do NOT waive any rights."
"I do NOT want to make a statement"
"I want a lawyer"

That'll do it.

174 Tanker...
That'll work!
(Of course, it won't make the prosecutor very happy - defendants' statements are always fun to read!)

This is a joke, right?

That is the funniest photo I've seen in while, I might add.

Gee, as ugly and fat as I am, the burkha finally looks like a fashion choice. Do I really have to be mooossslime to wear one? It would really cut costs for me.
Hey, Women why not turn it into an anti-fashoin statement? And ohmygawd! What if there were burkhas of different colors? No, no, no, silly me, that defeats the whole point of cost cutting. Some dip would add that gold toned zig-zag crap around the hems. Gotta stay with black. Or tan, maybe . . . Help!

love,
ugly and fat

Well, it's good for comic relief, the Keystone Khomeine Female Cops

Hmm... seems Khomeini has added England to his long list of countries to assassinate. They say "Death to America, death to England and death to Israel". Go figure.

#151 Canadian Bacon

Why get fancy? Go with the odds and aim for the center of visible mass.

It would help if someone explained to me why we're shooting the Incredibly Strange Iranian Female Police Cadets. If some chadored Islamist lunatic shows up at my door with ill-intent I'm nailing her with some 000 buckshot, followed by a slug, then more 000 buckshot, I guess while praying her vest doesn't explode.

Tanker JD
What if you have the RIGHT to remain silent,but you lack the ability?

#179 Rep J

Hmm... seems Khomeini has added England to his long list of countries to assassinate. They say "Death to America, death to England and death to Israel". Go figure.

You'll love this: France joins the death-to club in Iran I save articles like this on my blog KNOWING they will come in handy later.

"Hardline Iranian militia rally against French headscarf ban"

(AFP, September 7, 2004)

Around 200 members of Iran's hardline Basij militia staged a fresh rally outside the French embassy in Tehran in protest at a ban on Muslim girls wearing the headscarf in French state schools.

"France is a prison for women", "France's decision is against human rights," and "French law is a disgrace," were among the slogans heard being chanted by the crowd, brough to the dowtown diplomatic compound in buses.

Some three-quarters of the demonstrators were women dressed in the all-enveloping black chador.

The chant of "Death to France" also featured among the more usual cries of "Death to America/Israel".

Sacre bleu! Appease harder and faster, dhimmi France. It's sure to work as well as it did in 1939.

 

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RebTex  3/21/2005 09:26PM PST

Tanker JD
What if you have the RIGHT to remain silent,but you lack the ability?

El Guapo, yes, it is true, we Texans are Silent-Impaired...

ROFLMA at the video! The rappelling demonstration was good for a chuckle, but, oh man, the leaning out of the moving police cruiser while firing weapons, the "suspect" being slammed against the car, and, to cap it off, the chador-clad Angie Dickinson wannabe diving for cover before the "bomb" goes off... priceless!

This whole spectacle reminds me of this game I have called "Postal²" in which you could play the antihero lying, cheating and stealing.

In one scenario, I got the guy to break into a convenience store to get some arms and cash. From out of nowhere came a bunch of veiled females sooting and hollering. Needless to say, very scary.

I'm sorry but I have to say these police women are more akin to the terrorist reserves than police officers. Lethal martial arts strikes, drivings while shooting or drive bys, rappelling off buildings, demolitions. It's a implicit threat of the relatively minor occurance of female suicide bombers and terrorists in Iraq. And this will be less effective in the future now that the US Army has dealt with these types and have countered them with considerable success.

Batman has his cape. Wonder Woman has her rope.

These - well - they have their burkas.

With a LLULULULULU and a flash of burka - it's Iranian Islamic Policewoman. Ordinarily a mild mannered abused daughter of an iman, IIP, jumps forth to rappel down buildings, enforce dress codes, and serve to carry the jihad to infidels for Mohammed (but only if the men say it's ok).

Women Repelling or Repellent Women, inquiring minds want to know.

Hmmm...there's something about this scene that makes me think of the Matrix...bunch of chador clad "Agent Smiths"...

"The Mullahtrix"?

Anyone else think of the Nazgul from LoTR when looking at the begowned Fatimas abseiling down the wall?

The Judean People's Front video

"We are a thoroughly trained suicide squad. We can commit suicide within twenty seconds."

Can Monty Python sue them for plagiarism?

Outside the Beltway ran a caption contest using the grads.

[Link: www.outsidethebeltway.com...]

I'd be impressed if they can rappel and do the tongue warble at the same time. The drive by shooting test was classic.

I can see it now... if and when we finally invade Iran, the moonbats will say, 'So you beat a bunch of women...'

Arrrgghhh.

Music for the video - set to Paul McCartneys "Band on the Run", - re-wording reflects usage of "Nuns on the Run".

I realize that the training must be comprehensive, and that the women are dedicated to what they are doing, B U T Jeez-oh-Pete - running around, playing bad-ass cop-ettes in burkas?

What's the matter? Is their government too busy spending huge amounts of money to cook up a nuclear soup and can't spring a few [whatever the currency is] for some uniforms for these women?

There are gonna to be a whole lotta smirking faces around the world on this one...

I'm not really scared, but a little uncomfortable. I had to visit some of my personal favorites to see past the burkhas.

My REAL first reaction to the video? "W" needs to get all of the fast food chains involved, invade Iran (and the rest of the Middle East) in a massive "Mac Attack" of burger joints and get those people EARNING A LIVING!

Either that, or start black-marketing Prozac and get those nut cases calmed down.

(Can't wait to see the 'alternative' videos that start popping up after this one.)

They look so happy and content in their "chosen" profession.

& Michael Moore should be so proud...

Seeing those funny little figures dangling on strings reminds me that Team America is due out on DVD in early April!

Fuck yeah!

I think these sweet ladies would be perfect as an Iranian version of "Trunk Monkeys" Check out the videos

Caption:

They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer's Eve, disguised as riders in black. They will find the Ring... and kill the one who carries it. You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron? There are none who can. Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory. We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.

(White Wizard Saruman. AFP/Isengaard)

Where's the video of them climbing UP the buildings ?

I think this was one of the top ten rejected videos for the Beastie Boys, Sobotage.

What's with the video of them sitting on the car doors while the car is moving and shooting randomly? Are they practicing to be cops or practicing to be extras in Lethal Weapon 5?

HAHAHAHAHHA! Funniest, scariest picture ever!

uh oh- now im a marked man...

This looks all too Monty Python-ish. Guess I'll just have to watch the video. The thought of them rappelling, while ululating, is too hilarious to believe.

#6 bbcrackmonkey

After all, this is Islam, so do you think they care if a few bystanders eat some lead? Also, the bystanders might qualify as martyrs, so, ding ding ding, instant 72 raisins.

This is another example of the insanity in the Islamic Regime. Notice that the "criminal" in the excercise was a woman. Doesn't Islamic law prevent a woman from coming into close contact with a male that is not a relative or husband.

These cows are awfully slow at the rappelling. I could shoot each of them ten times with an M1-Garand before they hit the ground...

I can't believe Iran would allow this. Why, the potential for upskirt shots alone should should make this action haram(sp?).

/sarc?

There's an abseiling scene something like this in Kafka's The Trial

Are ya kidding me? This is a joke, right?

I guess I should once again point out the obvious. We have women police officers in my country too, and we have every reason to be proud of them. But why in the hell would you wear garments that interfere with the performance of your duty? Somehow this looks like make-believe. Why would anyone sit outside of a car window in the middle of a gun battle when that makes you an easy target?