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Thu, Apr 14, 2005 at 9:56:04 pm PDT

Here’s a very weird report from Reuters about twin suicide bombings on Israeli buses that supposedly took place last Tuesday—and somehow escaped being reported by every media service in the world: Twin suicide bombings on Israeli buses kill 16. (Hat tip: Kragar.)

Something is seriously amiss here. There are enough details in this story to make it seem quite contemporary and realistic, and it’s dated Friday April 15, 2005, but it seems to be describing an event that didn’t happen...

BEERSHEBA, Israel (Reuters) - Palestinian suicide bombers killed at least 16 people in simultaneous attacks on two Israeli buses on Tuesday, breaking a long lull in such violence and threatening to disrupt an Israeli plan to pull out of Gaza.

The bombings by the militant Islamic group Hamas in the southern city of Beersheba were the first in Israel since March and the deadliest since last October. They showed that Hamas was not a spent force, even after repeated Israeli assassinations of its leaders and the building of a West Bank barrier.

Thousands of Hamas supporters celebrated in Gaza, singing and throwing sweets in the air after bombings which the group said were to avenge Israel’s assassination of two top leaders after the last suicide bombing nearly 6 months ago.

The bombers boarded buses at the same stop near Beersheba’s central bus station and detonated hidden explosive belts when the vehicles were just a few dozen metres (yards) apart, gutting the buses and scattering bloody remains.

“The bus simply blew up. It just blew up in front of my eyes,” said motorist Joey Harel.

No Israeli news site is reporting anything like this. What the hell?

UPDATE at 4/14/05 10:05:45 pm:

The story seems to be from September 2004: 16 killed and 80 hurt as suicide squad hits two Israeli buses at the same time.

UPDATE at 4/14/05 10:10:43 pm:

This is a major league foul-up on Reuters’ part. And now it’s being featured on Google News.

UPDATE at 4/15/05 7:39:07 am:

Ironically, just a few days ago a senior Reuters exec lamented their “terrible quality.” (Hat tip: LawHawk.)

Reuters, the news agency which bars its reporters from using the word “terrorist” in stories, is in turmoil following an e-mail from its global managing editor lamenting “terrible quality problems” at the wire service.

“Our content platform is burning,” wrote David Schlesinger in a memo intended for 10 senior managers, but was read by thousands of employees in the company’s daily briefing. “Our news is perceived as not having enough insight; our data is perceived as having terrible quality problems. Both news and data are not nearly the differentiating factors in Reuters’ offering that they should be, that they could be, that they need to be.”

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1 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 7:57:25pm

I've already taken a screen shot of it in case it disappears!

2 Brennius  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 7:59:09pm

Reuters probably just got the heads up from their terrorist allies early this time. Don't worry they will get it right next time. I am sure that they will remember to give the story after it happens after this to avoid confusion.

3 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:00:15pm

Check this out: doing a Google News search for "Joey Harel", one of the witnesses, results in ONE hit. If this was a major story, there'd be hundreds of hits.

Stranger and stranger.

4 PDM  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:00:20pm

photo caption reads:

Friday April 15, 05:21 AM

Rescue workers attempt to pry open a vehicle after twin suicide car bombers struck in Baghdad April 14, 2005. REUTERS/Ali Jasim

5 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:01:09pm

Could this be the next step in journalistic evolution? First, photographers show up for the story, now a wire service writes it up before hand?

6 a4g  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:01:13pm

Somebody is trying for next year's Pulitzer...

But when you're setting up the story, you've got to make sure to get the damn day right.

So, not quite up to Pulitzer standards. Thanks for playing and try again.

7 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:03:42pm

This story just hit Google News's front page a minute or so ago. But still just that one Reuters story!

What the hell?

8 Bob24  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:03:52pm

The story is for an event that happened on September 1, 2004:

[Link: tvnz.co.nz...]

9 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:04:44pm

My heart just sank. What is this about? Do you think it's connected to the terrorist the IDF killed who was planning on doing a suicide bomb? I feel sick. I'm going to make tea.

10 sixstringslinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:05:55pm

Maybe it didn't happen at all. Maybe it's all a vast Zionist conspiracy!

11 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:06:01pm

hmm...Al Rueters getting the story in place before the event happens?

12 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:06:13pm

August 31, 2004:

Two explosions took place within minutes of each other on two Beersheba city buses, on route nos. 6 and 12, shortly before 3:00 P.M. on Tuesday afternoon. The buses were traveling along Beersheba's main street, Rager Blvd, near the city hall. Sixteen people were killed and 100 wounded.

Israel Radio reported that one bus was in flames, while windows were blown out of the second vehicle. Both buses had just left the city's central bus station. Most of the passengers on the second bus, no. 12, fled the bus before the bomb exploded on hearing the first explosion.

The bombings were carried out by two suicide bombers. Hamas in Hebron claimed responsibility for the attacks.

Prime Minister Ariel Sharon said in response to the attack: “Today’s acts of terror in Be’er Sheva were very serious. On behalf of the Government, I would like to convey condolences to the families and our best wishes for a quick recovery to the wounded.
This afternoon, I held talks with Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz and IDF Chief-of-Staff Lt.-Gen. Moshe Yaalon on the continuation of activity and on methods in the war against terror. I am going to continue talks on these issues.
We will fight such Palestinian terror with all our forces."

Double bombing of buses in Beersheba

13 Powderfinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:06:51pm

zombie, searching "Beersheba" also turns up nothing. It being Reuters, I'm reminded of this.

Very, very strange.

14 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:06:54pm

Zombie -

If you Google News search on the writer (Steven Scheer) you don't get much depth - 4 stories. Could this be a new guy on the beat who accidentaly filed a pre-researched item? You know, like an obit?

[Link: news.google.com...]

15 Carl in Jerusalem  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:07:06pm

I just missed the news at the top of the hour, but Israel radio is not in terror attack mode (which means that they have constant news and do nothing but report on the terror attack R"L). I think this is a mistake.

Sixteen people killed would R"L (G-d forbid) be a major attack.

16 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:07:22pm

Reuters messes up and Google posts it?

Figures.

17 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:07:51pm

OK folks, I was just able (with someone's help) to check the news on Lexis-Nexis, which is MUCH more comprehensive than Google News. Results? NOTHING.

For two different reasons, I want this to be a fake story:

1. So that there are no victims in Israel.
2. So that we caught the MSM in another lie.

If it turns out to be true, it will be a sad day indeed in Israel.

18 sixstringslinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:08:02pm

Yeah, maybe Reuters did it!

19 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:08:12pm

How on Earth could they post a story from August 31, 2004 as if it happened today?

This is one of the biggest screwups I've ever seen in the MSM.

20 beniyyar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:09:04pm

I live here in Hebron and I haven't heard word one about this supposed attack. I do believe that Reuters did expect the attack to occur since they were probably informed by their terrorist allies that it would take place, but Israeli security forces thwarted the assault. Maybe this is what the senior management at Reuters was referring to when it released a memo criticizing their own news organization a couple of days ago.

21 Pamela  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:09:23pm

this is really weird, really weird.

#8 Bob24 the sptry you just posted, seems identical to the above story.

22 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:09:35pm

#8 Bob24:

You nailed it! I thought Beersheba was familiar in relation to suicide bombings. It happened last year!

23 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:09:36pm

not his first Reuters correction...Here's another

24 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:10:42pm

#12 rightasrain -

excellent find.

Bet this is a pre-written story in anticipation of a suicide bombing. the writer appears to be new and may have been instructed to pre-write a story with all of the context using the facts of a previous incident. When the suicide bombing does take place, they just replace the facts and run the context, pre-approved by the editor.

Next question - has Reuters been tipped?

25 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:10:46pm

Reuters needs to send out another internal memo that gets leaked to the world saying, "DAMN, WE SUCK!"

26 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:11:32pm

Bob24, well out! What the hell is going on? Reuters must be destroyed.

27 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:12:42pm

steven.scheer@reuters.com

He'll be hearing from me shortly.

29 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:13:46pm
Next question - has Reuters been tipped?

That was my immediate thought too. This story is from 2004.

30 Dianna  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:14:28pm

What the hell?

This is terrible.

31 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:14:54pm

#24 karmic_inquisitor :

I think you've got it exactly right. A reporter was working up a story in anticipation of an upcoming attack, accidentally hit "post," upstream editors thought it was real, ran with it. Now it's on Google News and worldwide. More sweets in Gaza being handed out!

Meanwhile, over at Hamas headquarters, Abdul is on the phone: "What do you mean it wasn't you? It sure as hell wasn't us. Did you talk to Hezbollah? What'd they say? Not them? Then who did it, Allah damn it?!?"

32 Powderfinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:14:57pm

Here's a reference at CAMERA to the Aug '04 story w/ the same reporter.

33 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:16:22pm

Folks - rightasrain has found the story. It has been rewritten for todays post-arafat political situation. Reuters is getting ready to run a suicide bombing/end of truce story.

The question is "why?" Is it standard procedure to cover such a contingency, or DO THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

Remember how the photo Pulitzers were won this year.

If I were an Israeli, I wouldn't take the bus today.

34 Pete(Detroit)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:16:47pm

19 rightasrain This is one of the biggest screwups I've ever seen in the MSM.

"The news report was accurate, even if fake..."

/asshat

35 Max Darkside  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:17:14pm

All the news that's fit to fabricate?

Why do these guys add in comments like "...and threatening to disrupt an Israeli plan to pull out of Gaza." That's not news, that's editorial.

36 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:18:00pm

You know the savage the IDF killed yesterday? The report said that he was planning a suicide bombing. I guess old Steve-o didn't get the memo that he'd been offed before he could complete his "project". The media or terrorists -- I'm not sure who I hate more.

37 Orbit Rain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:18:30pm

Reuter's new slogan:

"Our news lacks insight and is of terrible quality"

Our news lacks insight, says Reuters boss

38 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:18:32pm

al-Reuters guy sitting at his desk surfing the net...

"Do-de-do-de-do-de-do...I hate this job. Uh oh, here comes the boss. Gotta look busy. I'll grab something from the internet and put it in submission screen to make it look like I'm working."

"How you doing? Oh, I see you have a story. Well, submit it."

"Uh, ok." [Makes note to self to remove it when the boss walks away.]

---

Drunk at a bar later...

"I did remember to take that story off, didn't I? Oh, who cares. We suck and everyone knows it, so what does it matter."

39 Orbit Rain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:19:19pm
Stunned journalists at Reuters have read an e-mail from the news provider’s global managing editor saying that their flagship news service “lacks insight” and is part of a wider output problem of ‘terrible quality.’

The memo from David Schlesinger, whose comments were intended for a small group of senior colleagues, leaked to the agency’s 16,000 employees after a technical fault.

Having realised the e-mail was sent to the entire workforce, Schlesinger issued a second e-mail explaining the gaffe and instead asked for views on how content could “reshape itself.”

He told employees that the memo was designed to stimulate discussion among the editor-in-chief’s senior management team, so they could discuss the role of Reuters in 2010.

In an e-mail entitled “the burning platform in content,” Mr Schlesinger stated: “Our news is perceived as not having insight; our data is perceived as having terrible quality.”

40 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:19:26pm

Dianna, see Bob24's post #8.

41 ashan  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:19:33pm

Nothing happened here. Just wishful thinking by al-Reuters - or maybe like those embedded journalists with the terrorists, they prepared reports on something that should have happened but didn't because our great security forces foiled it in time.

42 Pete(Detroit)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:20:46pm
"We're in the midst of contract negotiations, why would [Schlesinger] want to be telling the troops at this delicate time that they're all doing a crappy job?"

Er, perhaps because they ARE?

43 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:20:55pm
Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qurie, visiting Egypt ...

He's not prime minister and he's not in Egypt.

44 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:21:08pm

#35 Max Darkside -

Dead on.

The mask has slipped.

Here we see what the newsroom thinks before the facts have occured.

Notice the "sweets" paragraph - as in "paste celebrations of oppressed here".

This is fascinating but not entirely enlightening - after all, we knew these biases to exist.

45 efuseakay  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:23:05pm

Someone take screenshots and save the pages... I doubt this will be around long...

46 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:23:33pm

27 zulubaby

oh I already e-mailed him too. I fell for it on the last thread.

47 Dianna  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:23:50pm

#40 zulubaby

Thanks, ran across it. I posted based on the front page - I should have read the thread before I said anything.

Gah, what a dreadful thing to do, by Reuters.

48 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:23:51pm

kinda reminds me of 1993 while watching a cheers rerun they cut into it reporting on us strikes on bahgdad apparantly it was a screwup they hadnt shown the episode since the beginning of desert storm and somehow the news alert was on the tape.

49 Just Another Four-Letter Word  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:24:02pm

I'm thinking...maybe...they missed April Fools by 14 days, perhaps...sorta?

Never assume a plot when sheer incompetency will do. Al-reuters apparently has plenty of the latter.

JAFLW

50 Powderfinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:24:42pm

The CAMERA quote at the link in my #32 is from the same article:

They showed that Hamas was not a spent force, even after repeated Israeli assassinations of its leaders and the building of a West Bank barrier.

Definitely an old item. Nice job, Reuters! We expect reruns frrom CBS...

51 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:25:01pm

A quote from Reuter's story:

Earlier in the day, Sharon had set out a timetable for steps toward pulling 8,000 Jewish settlers out of Gaza. He said a draft bill establishing rules for compensating uprooted Jewish settlers would be put to his cabinet by September 26.

Geeesh.

52 Yishai  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:25:40pm

Reuters screw up, sure. I think they created a hybrid news story - one from a bombing in Baghdad yesterday, and one in Beersheva last year. One can see how the city names both starting with a 'B' can create some confusion on the part of our fact checking fiends.

A reporter was probably searching Reuters' network/shared news stories to make his Baghdad bombing story more full, and without looking or reading what he/she inserted, gave all of us lizardoinds a slight myocardial infarction.

53 Pete(Detroit)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:27:15pm

#44 karmic_inquisitor
after all, we knew these biases to exist.

Yes, "we" do... now the REST of the world gets to see it too - Eh, Dan?

/seeBS career

54 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:27:19pm

#29 zulubaby

" Next question - has Reuters been tipped?

That was my immediate thought too. This story is from 2004."

This guy Scheer doesn't seem to have many stories - at least not via a search on Google News. If there was a tip, it went to Sheer's editor. Smells rotten to me.



#31 zombie
"Meanwhile, over at Hamas headquarters, Abdul is on the phone: "What do you mean it wasn't you? It sure as hell wasn't us. Did you talk to Hezbollah? What'd they say? Not them? Then who did it, Allah damn it?!?"

That or "Call over to the PA and have someone check the Red Binder!"

55 William  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:27:46pm

Could the idiot "reporter" have confused Iraq with Israel?

When you click the photo in the story, it says:

Friday April 15, 05:21 AM

Rescue workers attempt to pry open a vehicle after twin suicide car bombers struck in Baghdad April 14, 2005. REUTERS/Ali Jasim

[Link: uk.news.yahoo.com...]


And another story, from Iraq, mentions twin bombings:

IRAQ: DOUBLE SUICIDE BOMBING IN BAGHDAD

Baghdad, 14 April (AKI) - At least 11 people are reported dead and 20 injured after a double suicide car bombing on Thursday morning, in a busy road that runs past the interior ministry. The cars exploded simultaneously as a police convoy of seven vehicles were passing, near a checkpoint at the start of the heavily protected 'Green Zone'. Witnesses say the dead are mostly children and police officers.

[Link: www.adnki.com...]

56 ashan  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:27:55pm

Actually, this seems to be an urgent matter. I think that al-Reuters let one slip.

Anyone with any contacts in the Israeli police or among the security forces in the Southern Command or in the Beersheva municipality should be alerted that a prepared report anticipates an attack today, Friday, when pre-Shabbat, pre-Passover shopping is at its height. There will be a lot of families out shopping today - and a lot of kids on the streets.

57 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:29:25pm

#55 William

You've probably got it right. They ran an old story in confusion about a double suicide bombing that happened in Iraq today.

Idiots!

They call themselves a news organization?

58 Yishai  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:29:58pm

The main support for #52 above is the caption in the photo attached to the story - double suicide bombing in Baghdad.

59 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:30:44pm

Note to the MSM: Never try to fool LGF with a bogus bus story. Charles is a self-proclaimed bus story afficianado and the rest of us are search-engine freaks.

60 Dianna  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:32:09pm

#56 Ashan

Let's not borrow trouble. The police have probably seen this already, and will check their sources.

The sick thing would be, not confusion on Reuter's part, but some reporter's idea of a practical joke.

61 Jheka  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:32:20pm

Wow.

No, let me rephrase:

WOW!

Reuters' chief Gaza correspondent conversation with Hamas leader:

What the hell do you mean, you haven't killed the Jews yet?!? We provide the publicity, we provide the photos, we provide the editorials-as-news. All you have to provide is some pre-teen with a couple of kilos of semtex! We're supposed to be working together here!

62 Pete(Detroit)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:32:35pm

UPDATE

And now it’s being featured on Google News.

Well, YEAH, Charles - Reuters is, of course, an approved Google News "source" ...

More hats, anyone?

Anyone?

/crickets (except for Google)

63 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:33:02pm

#60 Charles

I don't see anything new in this - Sharon was working on plans for disengagement last August and September.

What in particular do you see that might be new?

64 Yishai  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:33:20pm

Now Swissinfo has picked it up from Reuters and is running with it:
[Link: www.swissinfo.org...]

65 ashan  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:34:20pm

61 Dianna

No way. Better safe than sorry. "Al Aksa" terror group announced that they would retaliate big time for the IDF killing one of their thugs who was shooting at them.

66 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:34:23pm

Ooops, I just goofed in #63. :-)

67 gymnast  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:34:56pm

A story like this could make a man rich-if he picked the right stocks and markets.

68 Charles  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:35:01pm

rightasrain: maybe not -- still checking...

69 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:35:26pm

I should clarify that. Charles really likes Bus Plunge stories.

70 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:36:41pm

Check it out:

New zombietime Web page with screenshots of the Reuters story on their own site, and on Google News.

To preserve it for posterity, in case they try to erase their blunder.

Charles, if you want, feel free to take either image.

71 Yishai  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:37:57pm

60 Charles
Crap, you're right. It's like they wrote the whole story from scratch from incorrect information of a bombing occurring in Israel.
My thoughts are that the newswire said "double suicide bombing in Baghdad", and the editor said to the lackey writer, "double suicide bombing in Beersheva! Write up a story - Quick! We must be the first to publish!"

72 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:38:14pm

#26 Zulubaby

Reuters must be destroyed

I nominate this for rotating titles.

73 Pete(Detroit)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:38:19pm
the dead are mostly children and police officers

Nice. Rest in feace, all...

(hat over heart, for procession)

ROPMA!

74 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:38:26pm
75 elvis  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:39:03pm

Hey, I didn't know that NODROG was an al Reuters stringer -- distinguished by his unwitting support of antisemitism.

Thankyou, JWR

76 Powderfinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:39:54pm

I don't see anything new either. Also, 8/31/04 was a Tuesday. The piece is quoted exactly at CAMERA. It also references protests, celebrations and reactions from both the PA and Sharon.

This is the old story.

77 PDM  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:40:12pm

Charles,

These appear identical:

[Link: tvnz.co.nz...]

[Link: uk.news.yahoo.com...]

78 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:40:18pm

#71 Yishai

No, it isn't from scratch.

They have Sharon having a meeting about Gaza compensation on Sept 26 (which is MONTHS after the settlers would be evacuated.)

They've been meeting and voting on this stuff in the Knesset for many months now.

79 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:40:44pm

Cool, they just proved the memo right.

80 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:41:17pm

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81 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:41:36pm

#77 PDM

Good going, PDM!

You're right - it's the exact same story!

82 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:41:57pm
#36 zulubaby
You know the savage the IDF killed yesterday? The report said that he was planning a suicide bombing. I guess old Steve-o didn't get the memo that he'd been offed before he could complete his "project"

VERY interesting notion, zulu. I think you may have figured it out.

83 Self Hating Muslim  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:42:16pm

Mahmoud Abbas: "Put me through to Ariel Sharon"

Ariel Sharon: "Abu Mazen, Whassuuup?"

Mahmoud: "I just wanted to state the Palestinian Authority's outrage at the latest terrorist attack on those two buses"

Ariel Sharon: "Huh? What attack?"

Mahmoud: "Err... Hang on a second"

[silence]

Mahmoud to his assistant: "Didn't I tell you not to tell the press until after you had done it?"

Assistant: "Did you forget to adjust your clock for daylight saving?"

[silence]

Mahmoud: "Ummm... Ariel, never mind... Peace be with you."

84 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:42:18pm
85 Dianna  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:44:09pm

#80

The proprietor of that site is a sick twitch.

86 Charles  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:44:22pm

Yep, it's the old story, all right.

87 Sihlus  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:44:31pm
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88 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:45:18pm

mich-again (#46)

Good. I'm trying to wake up so that I can send an e-mail too. Idiots.

karmic_inquisitor (#54)

Totally rotten. I think that Reuters are anticipating violence because the savages are chanting and handing out leaflets. In fact, Reuters are salivating at the thought. This is totally unacceptable. Big media has really gone to hell.

89 Pete(Detroit)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:45:19pm

73 (Me)
PEACE Dammit...

PIMF too...

and a good indication that I've had enough.
'Nite, all... ((-'pb

90 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:45:23pm

#55 William 4/14/2005 10:27PM PDT

Could the idiot "reporter" have confused Iraq with Israel?

Yep. And this is proof positive that Reuters articles are prefab, templated crap.

What does it take for a wire service to die?

91 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:46:02pm

80 xmangels and 84 jimmytheclaw

dumb and dumber.

92 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:46:12pm

#69 mich-again

Remind me not to get on busses while I'm in Hong Kong... (not that I can avoid it.)

[Link: www.inq7.net...]

93 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:46:17pm

#83 Self Hating Muslim 4

Very good.

94 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:46:23pm

See what's happened in the last half hour here on LGF? Read this thread (and the previous thread, where the story broke). This is EXACTLY what the MSM is afraid of. We're all over this whole story like hyenas on an injured springbok. An ugly scene, let me tell you. And I'm proud to be a part of it.

They can't get away with their bullshit anymore. And they're scared.

95 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:46:32pm

Oh, speaking of daylight savings - does anyone else remember a story about a bomb going off inside a terrorist's car somewhere in the Arab area of Samaria because of the confusion between standard time and daylight savings time?

The bomb-maker set the bomb to go off at a certain hour in daylight savings time, but the driver didn't want to be a slave to Israel by letting them tell him what time it was.

So he kept his clock on standard time.

He arranged to deliver the bomb later than when he should have, so it blew up while he was enroute.

I laughed almost til I cried over that one (except it was sad that some other Arabs nearby were hurt when it blew in their area.)

It happened three years ago, I think.

96 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:46:37pm
97 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:47:03pm

#74 Rayra 4/14/2005 10:38PM PDT

They looked like looters to me

98 Powderfinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:47:33pm

#70 zombie

It's nice to see that the World Socialist Web Site is a news source.

I wonder if they broke the "Reuters reports old news as new" story.

99 elvis  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:48:08pm

A story to prove Sharon is vacating Gaza under fire by Hamas?

100 Yishai  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:48:15pm

78 rightasrain

I think you're Right as Rain. I think what we have here is a classic case of "There's nothing new under the sun". The streets don't change but maybe the names. Facts that were true back then really seem true now. Except forensic study like looking at the dates and the like, show that this is probably an old story brought to bear by the suicide bombings yesterday in Baghdad.

And we're supposed to believe things that come out of this 'news' organization when they make such basic screwups like this?

101 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:48:50pm

I thought we'd established it was an old story by Bob24's #8. My brother figured it out in 10 seconds flat, as soon as I mentioned Beersheba and 16 people ...

102 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:50:34pm

#69 mich-again

And here's the picture:

[Link: www.disaster-management.net...]

Frankly, I'm surprised anyone survived.

103 quark2  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:51:26pm

How do you know he didn't submit this story before the next attempt?
Al Reuters is very well known for their infamous association with terrorists.

104 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:51:28pm

Yeah, I posted the original story in another topic at 9:58pm, too, where it first came up.

My first post of the August 31, 2004 story...

105 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:52:11pm
106 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:52:35pm

BTW, regardless of the veracity of the story, I stand by my original comments upon seeing the article.

107 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:52:38pm

Charles, have you seen hm 92? Now there is one for the scrapbook for sure.

96 jimmytheclaw. LOL! What was the number of the agent on "Get Smart" that hid in garbage cans? Its him!

108 Jheka  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:52:52pm

I have to go read Reuters ... I hear rumors that the Confederacy might be plotting to attack Fort Sumter any day now.

109 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:53:52pm

#105 Rayra

Thanks! Great story, isn't it?

I must have heard this one three years ago, I guess.

110 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:54:18pm

zombie (#82)

We know that the "journalists" are really the terrorists' bi-otches so in my opinion Steve-o was preparing his "news" release and posted it in error.

111 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:54:21pm

I myself find the site creative and well thought out. Then again I eat animal parts most everyday and doubt that the creator of that site will do as much to that pet rabbit.

What I do not partake in is (#91, and #87) calling names. That is rude.

Do you not find the site funny?

112 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:54:21pm

#96 jimmytheclaw

LOL.

Pity none of these "news" outlets can afford editors these days.

113 psaturn  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:55:51pm

I noticed that, that swissinfo picked on that story.

You know what ? I went to the Reuters website and they do not mention that bus explosion !

My Yahoo News does not list it as top stories anywhere and not even Reuters...


Really ODD !

114 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:55:58pm

zombie, good job on the screenshots, thanks for that.

115 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:56:55pm

Meanwhile, the story is still up on Reuters-UK.

Dumb sheeets.

116 Anabel  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:57:09pm

Reuters is reporting this as Baghdad.

The article's link is through Yahoo.

Somebody screwed up, that's for sure.

117 Dianna  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:57:52pm

#111

I'm off to bed.

Before I do: I have not called you, personally, a name. I do not find that site even vaguely funny.

Goodnight.

118 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 8:59:25pm

111 XMangels

Sorry. I think it is very funny. In fact, I'm thinking of doing the same thing with a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. Heck, if the bunny guy can get $25,000+, I ought to be able to fetch at least $10.

Now, back to bus+plunge hotline!

119 quark2  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:00:32pm

Here's something scary for you to consider.

How many new stories did we hear on the radio, see broadcast on television and read in dead tree publications that were of the same kind of quality we're looking at right now?
We had no way of refuting these people.

Mebbe we should thank al Bore for inventing the internut!

120 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:00:46pm

#116 Anabel

They're sure to blame it on "algorithmns".

121 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:02:00pm
122 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:02:09pm

#117 Dianna

Good night and sweet dreams, if you look at what I posted, I did not include you in my post #111.

Perhaps you had a guilty conscience.

123 Adrenalyn  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:05:22pm

this is what those Palis' were rehearsing for in the photo op in Monday's LGF

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]


this is a forecast - not news

this will happen NEXT Tuesday
remember the MSM is embedded with the terrorists

124 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:05:28pm
125 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:07:16pm
126 Sihlus  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:07:47pm

111 XMangels

Sorry, but this whole "poor bunny" crap hits my hot button. I've had a couple run-ins with PETA pukes, and narrowly resisted becoming a candidate for an assault charge.

I overlooked the possibility that you were speaking in jest. Apologies.

Rabbits are food. End of argument.

127 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:09:28pm

NY Times
CBS
AP
Reuters

...next!

128 Pamela  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:10:06pm

#119 quark2

I've been thinking the same thing for awhile now too. How many stories have we been told in the past by tthe likes of the AP, AFP, and UPI, and Reuters that are lies?

129 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:12:06pm
130 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:12:35pm

#125 Rayra

"Terrorist work-accident": Reminds me of that VW ad.

Btw, does anyone know what became of the law suit that VW started against the makers of the ad, re: the mutual exclusiveness of Germans and Humor?

131 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:13:52pm

#129 jimmytheclaw

LOL.

My favorite, yet. Fantastic.

132 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:13:55pm

The story is still up on Reuters-UK.

133 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:14:05pm

shilus #126

Had I used a sarcasim / off, it would have spoiled the site. I did include hairy and rabbits foot. Glad we agree about PETA.

Anything that rubs them raw excites me.

American enginuity at its best.

134 Powderfinger  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:15:27pm

#126 Sihlus

The guy running that site is just taking advantage of a simple truth: A fool and his money are soon parted.

135 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:15:30pm

127 zombie

How True!

Anyone else notice the DaVinci stuff on Google? I didn't know he was born on Tax-Day? How come that little detail didn't make it into the book? Must be a conspiracy theory there somewhere..

136 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:15:32pm

Re: "Terrorist work-accident"

link

137 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:15:41pm
138 quark2  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:17:07pm

Ah...the editors of al Rueters will wake up with rotten egg all over their faces.

139 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:18:04pm

Re: VW ad. Seems like the legal case is pending.

Volkswagen is to take legal action against the mystery duo who made the controversial suicide bomber short film that apparently shows an Arab blowing himself up in a Polo car.

After a week of prevarication, the car giant has decided to go ahead and sue the people behind the advert on the grounds that it was damaging its reputation around the world and falsely linked the VW with terrorism.


Boeing on the other hand...

Idiots.

[Link: media.guardian.co.uk...]

140 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:18:52pm
141 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:19:32pm
142 Pamela  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:19:48pm

Perhaps Reuters has gone on vacation, and is rerunning "The Best of Reuters" while they're sipping at the wine-tasting bars of all the popular French wineries...

143 Sihlus  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:20:49pm

#134 Powderfinger

The guy running that site is just taking advantage of a simple truth: A fool and his money are soon parted

Yep.

Flip side of that is P.T. Barnum's old saying, "Find his price - he'll geek."

144 quark2  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:21:19pm

@128 Pamela

How big of a crew do you think it would take and how many lifetimes to investigate and vet every piece of just national and international news fed to the public?

Dang that's just scary.

145 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:21:43pm

#134 Powderfinger

Too true. (Howbout some "regulation", so that these idiots can be protected from themselves. NOT)

#126 Sihlus

Mmmhhh, yummy.

146 mich-again  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:22:59pm

140 Rayra

Perhaps, if you are going to spend 4 of your 8 posts in six months on a hostage bunny, you should go.

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

147 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:25:44pm

sorry bout all the OT's but can someone name this politician

[Link: www.skoopy.com...]

148 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:25:56pm

#140 Rayra

There you go again.

149 zombie  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:26:45pm

OK, I updated my screenshot Web page with a fresh caption, and I cropped off the part of the screenshot that revealed what my toolbar bookmarks are! I just hope nobody took a screenshot of my screenshot!

150 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:29:31pm

#147 jimmytheclaw

Well, they guy with his back facing towards the camera is John Howard, so I'd hazard a guess your man is an Australian MP.

151 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:30:10pm

Rayra #137

Well I hope I did not offend thee stranger.

Was it that some college students have come up with a way to make a few bucks?

Was it that the PETA folks are so mad they shut down paypal for the site?

Or was it the death threats the students have recieved from the PETA folks?

Could have been a woman saying she was going to abort a 'fetus' if she wasn't paid.

Could have been Mr. Shivo (sp) having such a site.

Could be a terrorist, or the Catholic Church auctioning off the Pappalship. But it wasn't.

No it is a prank, pointing out our lack of priorities.

I applaud them and their 'SouthPark' wit.

152 freedomplow  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:32:53pm

Reading, reading, skipping ahead to post. Ok, posting,
reading again...

I like to read them all. Thank you Charles.

Look who is #1 on the images. (lgf)

[Link: images.google.com...]

Iraq rhymes with Chirac.
Iran rhymes with (MOAB)am.

153 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:37:09pm

I think it's a glitch. Probably the Beersheba attack was filed under "twin bombing" and the new Baghdad attack as well. Probably no bad faith involved.

Just the same sloppiness the media often blames the bloggers with

154 jimmytheclaw  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:38:07pm

lol nice protestor [Link: www.skoopy.com...]

155 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:38:30pm

#151 XMangels

For what it's worth, I appreciated the link and I couldn't care less how many times you've posted.


Ok, folks, good night, my extended lunch break is coming to an end. Later.

156 hm  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:39:25pm

#153 True German Ally

But, but, what sloppiness?

It was the algorithm's fault!

157 bj  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:39:57pm

This is just the kind of false news, bias, bigoted bullshit I need with a kid in Israel right now. Thanks, al rooster, you're really trustworthy. Thanks for giving me another sleepless night and the rot I feel in my gut right now.

goddamn their rotten slimey eyes. al rooster needs to be called on the carpet for this one, it's one too many in a long line of such journalistic glurge. Anybody got an email addy for al-rooster that will make some waves if one should contact them? Who do you report this kind of cruelty too?

158 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:41:19pm

Rayra #140

Perhaps, if you are going to spend 4 of your 8 posts in six months on a hostage bunny, you should go.

Perhaps, but I just got confy and you want me to hop away.

You some kind of hip, hop artist?

159 Pamela  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:42:41pm

#144 quark2
It would be impossible, and the MSM is banking on that.

160 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:43:53pm

Google just takes what it is served, they don't check their sources.

I believe that somebody at Reuters filed a report about the Baghdad bombing and the "twin bombing" served up the old Beersheba bombing when the story was submitted. Database glitch? The article is identical with the one published last year.

Stephen Scheer (googling him) obviously works in the Jerusalem bureau of Reuters. He might not even be the one responsible for this mess as he probably didn't write the Baghdad article.

I'm sure they'll find an intern to fire at Reuters :-)

161 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:49:05pm

What is pathetic though is that the thing is still up on Swissinfo. You'd expect Reuters to correct the glitch in a minute. And it's 9am in Europe so they should reach someone in Switzerland?

162 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:50:09pm

160 True German Ally

Except the article goes on to discuss current events, such as the disengagement, etc.

163 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:51:36pm

#162 Kragar

Except the article goes on to discuss current events, such as the disengagement, etc.

The disengagement was a current event last August-September, too.

What it says about disengagement is from that time period, not now.

164 Sihlus  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:51:56pm

G'night, children, the old man's packin' it in.

165 deegee  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:53:12pm

On Tuesday I took the bus from Beer Sheva to Rehovot leaving BS about 1:30 PM. At the risk of appearing an unnecessary 'eye-witness' to nothing everything seemed OK to me apart from the heat.

Check out Providing a Platform for Propaganda on Camera.org

Has Charles asked Steven Scheer steven.scheer@reuters.com for a comment?

166 deegee  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:54:37pm

Another thought,
Did anyone think it very odd that a major story from Tuesday only appears on Friday?

167 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:54:43pm

Twin suicide bombings on Israeli buses kill 16

By Steven Scheer

BEERSHEBA, Israel (Reuters) - Palestinian suicide bombers killed at least 16 people in simultaneous attacks on two Israeli buses on Tuesday, breaking a long lull in suchviolence and threatening to disrupt an Israeli plan to pull out of Gaza.

[Link: www.swissinfo.org...]
---

Baghdad Bombs Kill 15 in Surge of Violence

By Mussab al-Khairalla

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Twin suicide car bombs killed at least15 people during the morning rush hour in central Baghdad onThursday, cutting short what had appeared to be a lull inviolence since elections in January.

[Link: www.swissinfo.org...]


Ahhh, a rare insight into copy & paste journalism... explains a lot. The first Swissinfo article is no longer linked from their main page but they forgot to pull the physical article linked from Google News.

168 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:55:12pm

163 rightasrain

True. I was confusing it with another article I had read.

169 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:55:33pm

#166 deegee

Yes, at first - but we found the real story from Aug 31st about two hours ago, so we knew how badly Reuters had goofed up.

170 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:58:12pm

ATTENTION AL-REUTERS!

You are hereby on notice that LGF is fact checking your ass!

Get your stories right from now on!

171 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 9:58:43pm

OT

This thing is freaking me the hell out:

an arboreal nocturnal lemur

172 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:00:22pm

#171 Kragar

It's what LLLs really look like.

"Moonbat" is just a snappier word. :)

173 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:00:46pm

Ya know, yawn, all those bombing, uhhh, dead people, stuff, blood, violence... can't be bothered to write up something NEW everytime. Let's just bring up other articles and copy that boring stoff...

Coffee anyone?

174 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:01:34pm

Maybe they should start a savereuters.com site, see who raises more.

175 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:02:39pm

#171 Kragar

Have you EVER seen a better picture of a troll? :-)

176 quark2  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:03:28pm

Al Rooters is going to have to a quick shuffle dance in explaining this one. How many eggs to they want?
Another good example of their complicity and dishonesty.
And this base of such reprehensible behaviour didn't start just last night. I suggest they've been pulling the wool over the reading publics eyes for a very long time.
So ..time for them to reap the whirlwind.

I'm like Sihlus, and calling it a night.

I expect there to be much fireworks tomorrow. Y'all are
awesome. :)

177 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:03:47pm

#175 True German Ally

Could it be...

Octopus?

178 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:05:55pm

#171

What do you get when you cross breed a bat, rat, Tinker Bell (Paris' dog) and Hillary?

179 freedomplow  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:06:00pm

I said it before, I'll say it again. Kidnappings should = double down.

180 prbconservative  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:09:13pm

thanks for the laughs guys.

I was pissed as hell when I saw, thinking the worst.
Turns out to just be gross incompetence. Kerryesque. And hilarious.

Nite.

181 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:12:01pm

#178 XMangels

Maybe you get something like this? :-)

[Link: www.w2000.de...]

182 iceman  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:12:35pm

the swissinfo article is stll there deep inside the internation section at 3am east coast time

[Link: img2.echo.cx...]

screen capture note 3 am EST top right

183 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:16:01pm

#176 quark2

I don't think its proof of complicity. What it really proves is that they have a template or two and their "journalists" just fill in the blanks and randomize the sentence order whenever there's a report, making it up as necessary.

It proves they're frauds, not that they're complicit (which they are as well, but that's another story).

184 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:16:01pm

#182 iceman

I have it too. SwissInfo forgot to pull the article, they just removed the links to it but of course Google deeplinks... but DO THEY SLEEP AT GOOGLE NEWS?

1000s of people must see this every minute!

185 XMangels  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:16:58pm

#181 True German Ally

Oh my G..

I can't imagine what that , hmm, artist would do with leggos.

186 True German Ally  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:22:46pm

In other Reuters news:

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli troops killed a Palestinian militant in a raid in a West Bank refugee camp on Thursday, triggering a vow by a leading militant group to retaliate "like an earthquake."

Oh nooo, not that t-word, we can't have that t-word

187 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:22:47pm

#176 quark2

By the way I think William hit the nail on the head. Some "reporter" confused Iraq with Israel and fired up his "spit out a suicide bomb in Israel report" program and filled in the blanks with reasonable sounding guesses - if it isn't a computer program it's a mechanical fill-in-the-blanks method that might as well be.

One obvious point is that if all of the details are reasonable sounding lies, then how can the editorializing be valid? It can't. Reuters is a fraud.

But this just proves the sort fraudulence which would be a job requirement for any reporter in Jordan, Egypt, Iran, North Korea etc.. It just shows that Reuters journalistic standards and practices are on par with the average police state - ie LOW. But we already knew that since it's been so damn obvious for years.

188 iceman  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:23:07pm

you can contact swiss info here

[Link: www.swissinfo.org...]

i sent an email at about 310am EST usa

let's see how long it takes to change

msnbc at 317 reported the major paris fire but did not report this story

189 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:24:45pm

#187 Joshua

Look at PDM's entry earlier tonight - the story posted is identical to one posted last August or September.

It's word for word.

They posted a completely written older story.

190 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:25:13pm

#186 True German Ally

It's already been leaked that Reuters has a specific policy forbidding use of the word "terrorist".

They don't want to limit their customers to free countries after all. There's money to be made selling yellow journalism to civilizations enemies after all.

Reuters is run by the lowest scum on the planet.

191 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:26:20pm

#189 rightasrain

I thought someone posted that the word order was completely different.

192 rightasrain  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:31:10pm

#191 Joshua

Some of the titles within the articles are different, but the stories are the same (paragraph by paragraph) otherwise.

Look for yourself in #77.

These are the same articles, except one was posted last year and the other one was posted today.

193 freedomplow  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:32:51pm

Hey, MSM, are you learning? You used to be great.

Now you are shit.

194 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:35:40pm

192 rightasrain

If it is word for word an old report then it doesn't prove anything except that some wire operator confused an old report for a new one and rereleased it.

Sigh.

Oh well. Reuters is still the lowest quality yellow shit in the free world, whether this proves it or not. That's been obvious for years.

195 iceman  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 10:53:15pm

OT

let the finger pointing begin

[Link: www.swissinfo.org...]

why am i not surprised that this is from reuters and kofi

snip---

April 15, 2005 9:20 AM

UK and US blamed in oil for food scandal

By Evelyn Leopold

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said on Thursday the UnitedStates and Britain bore part of the blame in the Iraq oil-for-food debacle by allowing unsupervised oilexports that Saddam Hussein exploited.

196 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 11:02:09pm
197 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 11:03:04pm
198 Rayra[deleted]  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 11:05:41pm
199 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 11:33:38pm

#195 iceman

They just repeated it on the BBC.

When do BBC and Al-Reuters merge, eh?

200 amrilusaguy  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 11:55:13pm

Well I guess we know which side Reuters is on

are there not any editors over there who check things like, Facts?

201 zulubaby  Thu, Apr 14, 2005 11:57:12pm

Murdoch: Newspapers Must Stop Fearing Web

WASHINGTON Media mogul Rupert Murdoch urged newspaper editors to grab on to the digital revolution, stop fearing or ignoring the power of the Web, and do more to serve the young news consumers -- or "digital natives," as he called them -- who are more and more going to the Internet for information.

"We need to realize that the next generation of people have a different set of expectations of the kind of news they will get," Murdoch told a luncheon crowd at the American Society of Newspaper Editors conference on Wednesday, "including when and how they will get it, and who they will get it from."

Citing a list of statistics that show fewer people are reading print newspapers but more are on the Web, Murdoch told the assembled hundreds of editors that online news reporting should be embraced, not feared. Sporting a gray tie, dark suit, and glasses, Murdoch noted that 44% of news consumers between 18 and 34 use the Internet once a day for news, compared to 19% who use a printed newspapers. In the future, he said, 39% expected to use the Internet more, compared to 8% who expected to use newspapers more. He also said only 9% describe newspapers as trustworthy, 8% as useful, and 4 % as entertaining.

I wonder who those 9 people are.

202 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:01:14am

Israel Captures Infiltrator from Syria After Shootout


Israeli military sources identified the lone attacker as a 21-year-old militant from Fatah, the Palestinians' ruling faction, and said the man told his captors he had planned to abduct an Israeli soldier and take him back to Syria.

The gunman, who came from a Palestinian refugee camp in Syria, penetrated a border fence and fired nine rounds into an Israeli army post in an attempt to explode a petrol container, Israeli officials said.

203 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:11:35am

Mark Steyn - Get me rewrite!

You have to read the whole thing but this caught my eye:

Days of hopes turned into days of tears as regular as clockwork. And, as the army learned a day or two ago, when a group of captured "insurgents" turned out to include a CBS cameraman, the notion that the enemy and the media are on the same side isn't always just a rhetorical flourish.

Is there anyone who still believes that the terrorists and journalists are not in bed together?

204 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:11:48am

Morning, all. Bunny flame wars ? This place is like a box of kids' cereal - always a surprise inside.

205 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:15:32am

Human Rights, UN-style

Today and Friday the United Nations Commission on Human Rights will pass resolutions on human rights situations around the world. This body of 53 states will not reproach Iran, Saudi Arabia, China or many other notorious violators of human rights. Genocidal Sudan may get slapped on the wrist. It is certain, though, that Israel will be condemned in five separate resolutions, four more than any other country.

The United States and other democratic members of the commission object to the disproportionate and distorted treatment of the Arab-Israeli conflict, but are out-voted by a coalition that includes Sudan, Saudi Arabia and two of the six "outposts of tyranny," Cuba and Zimbabwe. Like the witches of Macbeth, the majority will declare: "Fair is foul, and foul is fair."

As in years past, the commission's Middle East resolutions will address Palestinian rights and Israeli responsibilities, but neglect Israeli rights and Palestinian responsibilities. Some safe predictions, based on previous resolutions: One of the measures will proclaim the Palestinian right to live without Israeli interference but omit the Israeli right to life. Another will decry the delay of Palestinian school buses at Israeli checkpoints and forget the Israeli children who never arrived at school because their bus was blown up.

Why is this allowed to continue? I'm just sick of it.

206 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:25:58am

Overtures to the deaf

A list of these proposals reached me a few days ago, and makes for depressing reading. No fewer than eight highly specific "economic overtures" have been made to the PA. All have been either ignored or rejected, as follows:

Israel has offered to build a rail link between the West Bank and Gaza, enabling the uninterrupted flow of people and goods between the two areas. The PA has yet to respond to the idea.

Israel has offered to build a rail link from Erez to Ashdod, enabling quick and efficient transfer of Gaza export items to the port of Ashdod for exports to Europe and elsewhere. The PA has yet to respond to the idea.

Israel has offered to coordinate the running of the Erez crossing with the PA in order to facilitate the passage of Palestinians and their merchandise from Gaza to Israel. The PA has yet to respond to the idea.

Israel has offered to discuss with the PA the resumption of the operation of the Erez industrial park, which, prior to the intifada, provided jobs to thousands of Gaza Palestinians and a livelihood to tens of thousands of their family members. The PA has yet to respond to the idea.

Israel has offered to discuss the completion and operation of the Gaza seaport – admittedly a project of little economic benefit to the Palestinians given the minimal distance from Gaza to the very modern Port of Ashdod, but one of great symbolic importance to the Palestinians. The PA has yet to respond to the idea.

Israel has offered to discuss with the PA the admission to Israel on a daily basis of tens of thousands of Palestinian workers from Gaza and the West Bank after the completion of the disengagement. The PA has yet to respond to the idea.

Israel has offered to discuss with the PA the construction of new roads for the use of the Palestinians in the West Bank, where the road infrastructure is antiquated and woefully inadequate. Although Israel has made clear that it would allow the PA to designate the locations and routes of the new roads, the PA has described Israel's offer as a scheme for consolidating its hold over the West Bank and has refused to discuss it.

Israel has offered to coordinate with the PA the economic aspects of the disengagement. Such coordination would ensure that the Palestinians would get the hothouses and other agricultural and industrial assets left behind by the Gaza settlers intact and ready to operate, to the great benefit of the Palestinian economy. The PA has thus far refused to discuss such coordination, thereby endangering the integrity of those assets after the Israeli withdrawal.

207 rightasrain  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:31:22am

The UN's blatently biased treatment of Israel has been going on for a long time.

Sha'i ben-Tekoa (who was the lead commentator on Arutz Sheva for the last two years of his five years on Arutz Sheva, IIRC) was commissioned in the early 1990s by Israel's PM Shamir to do a study on UN resolutions and the results were astonishing.

Here's just a taste:

Security Council:

175 Total Resolutions
74 Neutral
4 Against the perceived interests of an Arab state or body
97 Against Israel

...

1967-89

Frequency:

The Council held 1,517 meetings. Of these 459 (30%) were devoted to the Arab-Israeli conflict.402 resolutions were passed. Of these, 131 (33%) concerned the Arab-Israeli conflict.

Balance or Tilt of U.N. resolutions:

Neutral, Of these 131, 43 (33%) were neutral. Of the remaining 88, all (100%) criticized or opposed the actions, or judged against the interests of Israel. 0 resolutions criticized or opposed the actions, or judged against the perceived interests of an Arab state or body, or the PLO (founded by the Arab League in 1964).

Requests:

The Council "called upon," "demanded," "ordered" etc. Israel to "comply," "desist," "refrain" 83 times. The Council "called upon," "requested" etc. an Arab state 29 times, 65% less. The Council never "demanded," "ordered" etc. the PLO to do or stop doing anything.

Expressions:

The Council expressed its "concern," "grave concern," "deep regrets." "shock" etc. regarding Israel"s actions 28 times. The Council never expressed negative sentiments regarding either any Arab state or the PLO.

Condemnations:

The Council "condemned," "censured," "deplored" Israel 43 times. No Arab state or group was ever condemned.

The U.N.'s Record Vis A Vis Israel - Prior to the Madrid Conference, of '91, the office of Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir commissioned Shai Ben-Tekoa to do a statistical analysis of U.N. voting vis a vis Israel. The following is a summary of Mr. Ben-Tekoa's research.

208 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:36:48am

For those who don't follow such things, LGF is not the only anti-idiotarian outpost, fighting the long twilight war against those who would crush us. The annual Polly Awards are out, and while some cases may be familiar to you, some may not.

209 littleoldlady  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:42:03am

Oh man. Thanks a lot, Reuters. I thought I woke up in The Twilight Zone.

I hate when that happens.
210 Jheka  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:43:43am

O/T:

Is DU down? I know they were having server troubles, which is why they shut down direct access to their archives, and now it doesn't seem to be there at all ...

211 LC LaWedgie  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:46:16am
MATTHEWS: Let me ask you about the news industry itself. And its taken a lot of wrath, because we have such a wide definition of what news is today, with, you know, stuff coming across the cable industry. And it`s coming out of blog sites and stuff that is unedited in a lot of cases, which is my big problem with it. There`s no editors around. What do you make of what we`re doing right now?
STAHL: Well, it`s contributing to the public`s continuing dislike of us and mistrust of us. And we`re all in this bull together.


Good thing those editors are monitoring every move. Whew!@?
(Attention MSM: the operative word is "BULL")

212 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:48:41am

# 210 Jheka

Huh. You appear to be correct - I can't get there either.

213 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:50:23am
214 LC LaWedgie  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:58:14am

#213 Rayra -

Lawrence Kudlow has a rant on Boxer and Biden and their John Bolton attacks - Juvenile Democrats

215 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 12:59:09am

# 213 Rayra

Not strictly on the same subject, but at least tangentially related. From this AM's Washington Times.

216 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 1:02:59am
217 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 1:11:01am
218 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 1:19:56am

# 217 Rayra

Huh ? I wasn't watching - did the sun rise in the west this morning ? Next thing you know, Al Gore will say he lost the 2000 election.

219 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 1:26:46am

Of course now we have Kofi reminding everyone, 'not to repeat in Sudan errors of Bosnia, Rwanda, Cambodia.' Please Annan...do tell.

And to keep things on the ‘up-and-up’(probably in more ways than one) we have, ‘envoy Billy-Bob Clinton ensuring pledges are paid up, money wisely spent’ riding herd on the U.N. Tsunami Funding.

Whew! That’s a relief….don't ya'll feel so much better especially with Billy-Bob’s attorney is acting on behalf of the Kofi’s in the Oil-for-Food Scam? For free...even.

Nothing like keeping things all-in-the-family. What do we call this? Turtle-gate?

220 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 1:41:34am
221 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 1:43:22am

#217 Rayra 4

IRAQ: It behooves me to write that I'm chastened - and extremely heartened - by the progress we're making in Iraq. The elections were obviously the key - and they should have been scheduled at least a year before they were.

That fucking twit. If they'd been scheduled too soon they wouldn't have been the success they were. We were all afraid they were happening too soon and would be too incomplete as it was. He just has to have a reason to blame the admin.. As long as we're handing out left handed compliments, I guess I can say this post proves that he isn't 100% dishonest.

222 hutchrun  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 1:48:36am

GREAT BRITAIN: RADICAL PREACHER INCITES MUSLIMS TO ROB BANKS

London - A Jamaican-born militant Islamic preacher has been giving 'jihad' or holy war a new meaning, by reportedly urging impoverished Muslims to take matters into their own hands and wage war on infidel institutions such as banks - by robbing them. "Are you poor? Don't cry about it, but wage jihad, also by holding up banks," London-based Sheikh Abdullah al-Faisal, a well-known supporter of al-Qaeda, urged the faithful in a sermon. A report on the sermon was published by website globalterroralert.com
[Link: www.adnki.com...]

223 Dave Ray  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:01:03am
224 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:06:39am

OT:

Caroline Glick is the VDH of Israel

Bush vs. Democracy

225 hm  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:14:34am

#197 Rayra

Didn't think that that particular poster deserved it.

Btw, I'm a damned intercafe in Hong Kong and pretty much everything that I click on, i.e. your link at #220 gets me sent to we-blocker.com.

If I stay here any longer, I'm sure they'll also blacklist LGF...
:-(

226 Dave Ray  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:20:40am

Worse than just backing Tariq Aziz,

George Galloway is now petitioning for his release...with some other big name moonbats!

LINK

227 hm  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:20:47am

OT

The NYT/IHT is at it again.

A certain Laurie Goodstein wrote a column about the Catholic youth being far more conservative than their parents generation -- only to quickly qualify that by saying that they're only "theologically" conservative, not "politcally".

Oh, and btw, Rome is a "bastion of secularism".

[Link: www.iht.com...]

228 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:21:08am

It is the Setpember, 2004 story as Charles pointed out --same witness.

September, 2004: Another witness, Joey Harel, said he stopped his car to see if he could help the victims of the first explosion.

Is Reuters now engaging in trying to instigate retalitory attacks?

229 hm  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:25:03am

Ok, this connection and all this blocking is pissing me off.

Going to get some dinner now. See you all later.

230 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:26:05am

# 225 hm

That's odd. I have never been blocked from anything in Beijing. Wonder if there's a special effort in HK that doesn't extend to the rest of the PRC ?

231 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:26:14am

Palestinian girl hides gun in undies

IDF soldiers searching for a wanted terrorist in West Bank house discover sister hid his gun in her underwear; field agents: may have to renew searches on women

May have to renew? Why would you stop? I'm not too concerned about hurt feelings when people lives are on the line.

232 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:48:16am

Google = leftist.

233 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:50:35am

I just clicked on the link in Charles' post and would you believe that this story is still up? Reuters is pathetic.

234 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:56:35am
235 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 2:59:26am

Here is the Reuters article definitely with the 2005 date --It's not on the front page of google news anymore this morning but it can still be pulled up by looking for the headline in news.

Twin suicide bombings on Israeli buses kill 16 -
Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:43 AM BST By Steven Scheer
[Link: today.reuters.co.uk...]

236 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:00:46am

#234 American Infidel

Zombie got it.

237 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:02:28am
238 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:02:50am

American Infidel, zombie has a screenshot of it.

239 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:03:51am

OT - Political correctness craze hits Scotland Yard.

This is a piece of self-parody, I tell you.

240 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:04:11am
241 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:05:30am

237 American Infidel
that IS the question.

242 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:05:43am
243 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:08:20am

#240

Calling it a sweeping generalization would be a huge misunderstanding.

And what's this reek in the air, maybe one beginning by r...?

244 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:08:35am

American Infidel, LOL. I had the same thought you did. There was a terrorist killed yesterday who was planning a suicide bombing. It made me very suspicious when I saw this story -- was the reporter preparing his story and posted this one by mistake or what? It's all too weird.

245 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:08:49am
246 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:09:09am

Understatement, not misunderstanding.

247 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:11:40am

I will say this once before ducking and dodging from the various hurled objects:

Reuter-Gate

/wildly dodging incoming fire

248 davic  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:13:24am

Its probably just wishful thinking by Reuters and they are sad there friends have not been able to succeed at such a bus bombing, although lord knows they have tried. Maybe Reuters is trying to inspire a bombing.

249 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:15:53am
250 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:17:01am
251 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:17:21am

Just an off-the-cuff observation, but you know, it's not often that suicide bombers get to make TWO attacks.

252 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:19:20am

250 American Infidel

There are too many gates...

Thats why I was dodging.

253 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:19:23am
254 Asylum Aleikum  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:22:48am

Dammit, Reuters! I thought I had a nightmare when I checked israeli newssites this morning, and could not find the "twin suicide bombings" story there. I kid you not.

Taking "fake, but accurate" to the next level... Eat your heart, Dan!

255 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:23:38am

Mike C LOL!

256 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:24:18am
257 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:24:55am

253 American Infidel

I think he meant Reuters

258 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:25:55am

OT

Murphy poses for troops

HOLLYWOOD beauty Brittany Murphy has agreed to do a sexy photoshoot for Maxim magazine after the editor promised to send 40,000 copies bearing a personal message from the actress to US troops stationed in war-torn Iraq.
259 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:26:36am
260 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:28:36am

# 255

Morning, BabbaZee

# 257 Kragar(PTBK)

I don't think so, but clarification would be nice.

261 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:28:38am

So, a broad-range question: how would you readers classify the statement that Soviets have hatred for America in their genes?

262 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:28:58am

American Infidel (#249)

You can read about it here: Wanted Fatah activist dies in exchange of fire with Border Police in Nablus

The man, Ibrahim Hashash, was wanted for involvement in a series of attempted terror attacks, including one on the Trans-Samaria highway at the end of February that did not result in casualties, according to the Shin Bet security service.

Hashash, a member of the Al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades, was also suspected of making preparations of late for deploying a suicide bomber to Jerusalem. He was alleged to have been operating on the directives, and with the financial aid, of Hezbollah.

--

The IDF defined Hashash as "a ticking bomb," who was continuing to prepare terror attacks, despite the cease-fire and the Sharm el-Sheikh understandings between Israel and the Palestinian Authority.
263 mollyshark  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:31:03am

240 Infidel

I think that is an overgeneralization. I know a lot of Russians, my entire family is Russian, and I am married to a Lithuanian. I haven't met ANY of them who hate America. In many ways, America is still a dreamland to them. They aren't so terribly far mentally from the US. It's NOT like the Islamic lunacy.

264 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:31:37am

Disclaimer:
Fabio C is not a troll IMO, Goddess of Spades!

Let us try to play nice today and IGNORE the genuine trolls when they do appear (cause they will)

And let us try to disagree with those who are not trolls in an agreeable manner

I really can take the bile-o-rama around here lately...

~ Love Miss Crabtree.

265 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:32:09am

261 FabioC.

Well, considering the Soviet mentality was an ideaology, and the fact that not all Russians were Soviets, I would have to say it was a pretty piss poor analogy.

266 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:32:18am

Morning. Is it safe to come in ?

267 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:32:32am

My grandparents were all Lithuanian.

268 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:33:34am

Yesterday was hell on wheels for trolls and anger. That afternoon thread-sheesh!

269 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:34:13am

Mornin Mike C

Fabio - Hhar gave me a small genetics class the other day in response to a similar argument that was going on - the ? I asked was in reference to personality traits being inheritable, because in the study of Autism I had heard that they were talking about a "compassion" gene.
I was not "in" that argument but I thought it was a good chance to hear a professional's opinion on that ? - here it is:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

270 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:34:54am

#268 Peacekeeper
I cant take that crap anymore it's like being in High School. I took a nap.

271 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:35:01am

#264 BabbaZee

Indeed, when people start talking about hatred for one thing or the other ingrained in genes of some ethnic group, I really frown, because that's a highway to Hell.

In my #243 I expressed a doubt, and I'm ready to retreat it.

272 pookleblinky  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:35:50am

#261

Russia has always been the anti-America. It exists so you can point to it and say, "see this? Don't act like them!"h

My dream has always been to erect a laissez-faire capitalist constitutional republic in Russia, with one little act of tyranny: all men under penalty of death must wear goatees to symbolize Russia's history. Anyone who wonders why the government is limited, could stroke his goatee and go, "oh, I see."

273 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:36:25am

I have Finnish genes and "everybody" (Ok a couple of Norwegions and a Swede) tells me that I am a typical Finn. I also have irish genes but I guess they were too hung over to fight on conception day.

274 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:36:40am
275 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:36:47am

Anyone who wonders why the government is limited, could stroke his goatee and go, "oh, I see."

ROTF!

276 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:37:41am

#271 FabioC.
yup. Eugenics: NOT a good idea!

277 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:39:54am

274 American Infidel

Well, Octo-puss could be lurking around.

278 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:40:25am

Queen of Spades
Sounded like you were about get midevil on Fabio's arse. ;)


Fabio run for your life!

279 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:40:28am

HUH!
my freudian type-o says that I CAN take the bile-o-rama, not that I can't.
Bring it on, Swampus!

LOL!

280 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:41:47am

PK ...was I crucified in absentia?

281 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:43:23am

Lawlessness Part of Abbas' Daily Struggle

NABLUS, West Bank -- Policeman Jouma Ahmad settled the score the way he felt best -- by shooting his enemy nine times, right in the middle of a police station.

Such brazen displays of lawlessness are part of a daily struggle for new Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas, who is under growing U.S. and Israeli pressure to restore order as a prelude to possible peace talks.

Ahmad, who was arrested after shooting and critically wounding a man he said stabbed his brother, said he had no regrets. "If someone beats you, you have to beat him back," he said in his jail in Nablus, one of the West Bank's most chaotic cities where police are trying hard to regain people's trust.


...

Police in Nablus claim they are slowly regaining control of the city, but a jailhouse meeting with 29-year-old Mohammed, imprisoned for collaborating with Israel, attests to a reality in which gunmen still hold sway.

Mohammed, whose full name is not divulged in this story for his protection, said he confessed under torture to aiding an Israeli pilot in a mission to shell a Palestinian police target in 2001.

Standing between two prison guards last week in Nablus, he said he was confident that Fatah gunmen in the area would let him live if he were released, trusting in his innocence.

"Sure, sure. Keep hoping!" one of the guards said. The other added ominously: "He enjoys protection here. If he gets out he'll be killed by the gunmen and he knows it."

282 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:43:43am

# 261 FabioC et al

Ah, there's that clarifaction I wanted. Sorry AI, but I gotta go with FabioC on this one. In fact, a lot of former "Soviets" seem to have more of a hatred these days for Russians than for Americans. And absolutely none of it is genetic in any case. No, AI, the individual you mentioned may very well have a burning hatred for Americans - I don't know. But even if he does, that's him, not each and every former citizen of the Soviet Union.

In any case, even a basic disagreement is not much excuse for starting off the day with those cute little suggestions for the opposition to commit anatomical improbabilities. Doesn't exactly raise the tone of the debate.

283 pookleblinky  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:45:40am

I wonder how you would go about crucifying a lizard.

What would a lizard Spartacus look like?

284 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:47:25am

One thing I must say in relation to the heritable nature of personality traits is that I have a sister who has not seen or spoken to our mother in 30 years (I am @15)
Yet...she is EXACTLY like her.
It is frightening.

285 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:48:26am

#283 pookleblinky

I am Lizardicus!

286 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:49:32am

#284 BabbaZee

A friend of mine and her cousin had exactly the same voice and expressions... curious.

How happened that your sister did not see her mother for so long, if I can ask?

287 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:49:49am

Me @ 284
And it would appear that I am exactly like a great grandfather, by all accounts, who was dead for many years before I was born.

288 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:50:39am

BabbaZee
Naw, I missed most all of it. I was thinking that was required was a good smiting from the Queen of Clubs...

289 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:50:45am

OT:

Bad news. Remember that doomsday flu virus that got sent out to labs by mistake. A lab in Lebanon and one in Mexico claim that their doomsday kit never came in the mail.

Smooth.

Ok it's been intercepted. Let's hope it was intercepted by good guys.

290 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:52:00am

#286 FabioC.
She is a violent pyschotic. Motherhood just didnt work out for her for some reason...LOL!
We were both ejected from the house at 14, my sister is 5 years older than I am.
I had gone backmany times over the years to try to repair the relationship, ending 15 years ago. She never went back.

291 SlothB77  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:52:45am

After reading comments 1 - 30 two things:

#4
Last I checked Baghdad was in Iraq, not Israel.

Second, If they were tipped in advance, which they obviously weren't, how would they be able to accurately predict the number of dead and wounded?

292 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:53:00am

S. Brin's family were card carryiung Jewish refusniks- they couldn't wait to get out of the USSR.

I have my problems with Google News but give the young man his due, in less than 10 years he has built an international business institutions used by tens of millions of people.

I find it odd rising to his defense, my company is suing Google.

293 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:56:56am

#290

That's quite a family story!

294 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 3:59:29am

#293 FabioC.
Ina 3-legged disfunctional family potato-sack race I could kick some serious ass! ;-)

295 hunter888  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:05:57am

OT

Hope all you Lizardoids going to the meet up in Oakland have a wonderful time! Wish I could be there. :^(

dammit.

296 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:07:17am
297 keepandbear  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:07:50am

After action report from yesterday Read laugh enjoy


Tanker j.d.

LGF TROLL PATROL
After Action Report 05-04-14-001
At approximately 0852 PDT on 14 APR 2005 the lead elements of a coordinated, multi-prong troll attack on LGF FOB Lizard, initiated contact by approaching from the Left sector. The lead Troll attempted to surpress the defenders of FOB Lizard with rapid fire misdirection and obfuscation.
Undettered, the defenders of FOB Lizard returned fire with aimed, rational shots, effectively surpressing the Troll's base of fire.
The second prong of the Troll attack began at approixmately 1048 PDT (LGF G-2 assesses that the late arrival of the assault element was due to lack of effective command and control in the Troll organization), as the Trolls' assault element attempted to move under whatever suppressive fire remained to breach the perimeter of FOB Lizard, again from the left of sector.
At about that time, a Quick Reaction Force (QRF) comprised of elements of 96th Panty-Clad Troll Smiters Unit, called over from FOB Bikini, counterattacked from the Trolls' right flank, and acheived the element of surprise.
Faced with relentless, aimed verbal rifle fire from the 96th PCTSU and indirect rhetorical mortar fire from FOB Lizard, the Trolls assault culminated at approximate 1141 PDT. At that point all Troll elements began a disorganized retreat, failing to even lay supressive fire to cover their forward elements. All Troll elements, including the initial element tasked with laying a base of fire were in full retreat by 1147 PDT.
Commander, FOB Lizard, then called for precision argumentative airstrikes to destroy the remnants of the retreating Troll elements.
Battle Damage Assessment:
Troll: 3 confirmed rehtorical kills
Lizard: 1 ambulatory WIA, returned to duty after treatment.
No Prisoners.
***nothing further***

It was wild here yesterday


Morning all
have to work today so will probably just lurk

298 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:08:27am

She had to demonstrate that she was not worth much to the state...

That gave me chills. Ugh...

299 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:09:33am

Tanker JD is a pissa

thanks keepnbear

300 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:14:54am

BTW this story is not showing up on Google News anymore

301 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:15:21am

# 296 A. I.

Sorry, but I'll stick to my points. I've agreed with many a post of yours in the past. And I have had some good conversations with FabioC. I've got no dog in this hunt, I just call 'em as I see 'em. If this is the start of some sort of flame war, just let me know and I'll log off for a while and give the entire site a break.

302 mollyshark  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:16:42am

I don't have a goatee. I hav a small goat. Does that count?

303 Studsup  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:17:29am

Someone at Reuter's mistakenly emailed out their wish list.

304 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:18:19am

[Link: www.expatica.com...]

Germans arrest Jihadists and raid Mosques

305 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:18:51am

# 297 keepandbear

Hah ! Just too damned funny for words ! AI, if he's got any more of those, forget what I said about logging off. I'll take the flames for another round of that !

306 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:19:44am

Van Gogh killer demands more "nuanced" prosecution

That's the problem with so many who resist the global jihad: we lack "nuance." I report what Muslim scholars say the Qur'an means and what jihad is, and Islamic apologists respond, "You don't know anything about Islam." But never will...

Full article: [Link: www.jihadwatch.org...]

___

Dhimmitude at Australian Passover meal

"Muslims join Jews to celebrate Passover," from The Age, with thanks to Daniel Pipes and Mark Durie: Melbourne Jews and Muslims made history last night by joining for the first time to celebrate Passover, one of Judaism's most important festivals...

Full article: [Link: www.jihadwatch.org...]

307 Mom of 9  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:20:44am

OT

Vatican Is Rethinking Relations with Islam

Washington Post

308 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:21:06am

It was the trollmonic convergence.

309 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:22:16am

#296 A. I.

Let's see, no refutation of the points I made and only piling on the obscenities, with the pathetic excuse that I've been too polite to begin with.

Over and out for me.

310 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:23:15am

#307 Mom of 9
This is excellent IMO

311 Thom  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:23:52am

#307 Mom of 9

That's very encouraging. Thanks for the link.

312 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:24:57am

Another friendly fire casuality. Thanks Cruella...

313 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:25:52am

Cruella De Lizardville

314 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:25:58am

Nam are you out there lurking?

315 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:28:07am

307 Mom of 9

Good! 'Bout damn time! I admired JPII but Islamic relations was one of two things we parted company on, and one of the reasons I left the church (not the main one) in '98. I say to hell with the islamofascists! THey keep calling us Crusaders... I say Bring on the sequel!

'mornin' Babba from you're fave Bad-Jew!

316 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:29:21am
317 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:29:39am

Mornin' Pax -
I believe a joint Judeo-Christian crusade is essential!
Declear the Crudase and be Unite!

318 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:29:44am

# 314 BabbaZee

Oh, come now ! When have you ever known 'Nam to lurk ? The biscuits must be fighting against being stuffed in the oven this morning. Either that or he's already gone fishin'.

319 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:30:15am

Hey, you can't leave, Fabio!

Every time I read "Fabio" on a post, I get the mental picture of the guy on the cover of the bodice ripper romances. Sigh. My imagination needs the workout.

320 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:31:37am

#318 Mike C.
He got so disgusted on a thread yesterday that he said he may not even post anymore.
It's been the back of the balls around here lately, so I was just checking.
Wish I was eating biscuits and fishing with him!

321 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:31:40am
322 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:32:20am

Swamperella ~ you funny, woman!

323 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:32:32am

#318 Mike C

Oh, come now ! When have you ever known 'Nam to lurk ? The biscuits must be fighting against being stuffed in the oven this morning. Either that or he's already gone fishin'.

Maybe he's like me and starts at the top and reads every single friggin' post on the way down and by the time he gets to today, everybody has moved on.

324 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:33:18am

OT:

This is a little side post, but thanks to Israellycool and OnlyinIsrael bloggers, I have noticed that most "peace protesters" (ISM or Israeli anarchists) aren't really big groups. You can constantly see the same people.

Here is an unbelievable picture thanks to Israelly cool

Honestly any other army in the world would never allow that, they'd have bashed in his head for actually pushing and touching a rifle while being aimed.

Here's the same bum again, and it even looks like the same soldier

Here the guy is trying to look "innocent"

It's not like guilty protestors act tough or act for the camera and then play the victim

Also you will notice under the pic of the gun interferer, theirs a guy with pink glasses (under the interferer's pic). But he does not only show up on one blog he makes it onto another blog aswell.

If you don't feel like scrolling here's the pic directly

Honestly peace protesters aren't really about 'peace'

325 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:33:32am

317 Babba

I'm ready. Got my prototype uniform for "The New Templars Society". Don't get me started into babbling about how I think Islam is the one-world church cited in Revelation!


:-)

326 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:33:41am

Goddess of Spades, you're a-scarin' me...LOL!
What kind of dog do you have?

327 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:34:17am

# 316 AI

Now see, here's something we can agree on. Forgot you were going through the pure hell of waiting on service people to arrive. I did 3 days of that this week myself, and that could put a saint out of joint. May the HVAC gods be with you, and may your bills be low !

328 Baldy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:34:37am

I couldn't figure this out. I was working on my taxes, and keep seeing "16 Dead in Two Bombings," but nothing more. Somewhat of a slip-up... Thank you Charles for explaining this.

329 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:34:42am

#325 paxnhymn
I agree with you.
Meet me in St. Peter's square when the smoke goes white.
I'll be leading the Impervious Jewess Brigade LOL

330 Eagle  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:35:14am

OT: this just pisses me off
US and UK blamed for oil scandal

The US and Britain are partly to blame for the scandal enveloping the UN oil-for-food programme, Secretary General Kofi Annan has said.

{spit}
OK, trolls, run with it.

331 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:36:28am

#320 BabbaZee

He got so disgusted on a thread yesterday that he said he may not even post anymore.
It's been the back of the balls around here lately, so I was just checking.
Wish I was eating biscuits and fishing with him!

NOOO! Not Nam Vet! He cannot just toy with our affections and then abandon us like this!

His virtual harem will be devastated.

332 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:38:15am

His virtual harem will be devastated.

Big time!
Mke is right he is probably fishing.

333 CommonSense  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:39:09am

#330

I'll take a stab.

Was it:
A) US Oil for Food Program
B) UK Oil for Food Program
C) US & UK Oil for Food Program
D) UN Oil for Food Program
E) None of the above

Whichever one you pick comes the repsonsibility of leadership or lack of leadership in blame for failure and/or credit for success.

334 AmericanInSweden  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:40:01am

OT

For all you game lovers out there (and I am one of them) - I stumbled across this at CNN:

Video game targets world hunger

The U.N.'s World Food Program designed the game to raise awareness among young people about world hunger -- and the logistical challenges of delivering emergency aid to tens of thousands of people quickly.

Its free to download...and I am almost tempted to do it just to see how it goes...

On the CNN site they ask about a Red Cross version next...

...but I am wondering if you can take on little side missions...where you divert the money from the food program to buy weapons so you can just kill the starving children that do not belive in the same god you do...or line the pockets of corrupt politicians (dare I say is that an oxymoron?)...or even better...engage in sex with the locals in trade for extra food...

Oh wait...people dont want REALITY in these games...then it would not be fun...er...I mean...educational...

335 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:40:26am

#332 BabbaZee

Mke is right he is probably fishing.

Yep. Probably picked up a couple of those Coyote Ugly bar girls along the way to make the trek from the cooler to the fishin' poles.

336 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:41:13am
337 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:42:12am

#334 AmericanInSweden

I'm still waiting to get Brothers in Arms

338 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:43:16am

Relax kids, the old soldier is now campaiging in the Mississippi Delta. We'll get a full report on what he catches when he gets back.

339 lawhawk  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:43:16am

Let's not forget that Reuters already knows that its reputation is in tatters. There's even been internal memos that state:

"Our content platform is burning," wrote David Schlesinger in a memo intended for 10 senior managers, but was read by thousands of employees in the company's daily briefing. "Our news is perceived as not having enough insight; our data is perceived as having terrible quality problems. Both news and data are not nearly the differentiating factors in Reuters' offering that they should be, that they could be, that they need to be."

With this 'new' story coming our only days after that memo was circulated, one has to wonder what quality control processes are in effect (if any even exist).

Terrible quality problems? I think that's a great understatement.

340 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:43:51am

336 AI

LOL!

ooohh! errr...ferocious!

341 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:44:11am

# 319 Swamp Woman

Heh.

# 320 BabbaZee

Oh dear. I wasn't aware of that, as I was deep in the throughs of trying keep the shirt on my back and yet not quite lie to the IRS (think 'plausible denaibility'). That would indeed be a great pity. I looked forward to his take on things. Hope he was just temporarily PO'd.

# 321 AI

No, I think FabioC lives in Italy. He's all up on that soccer crapola and the ins and outs of Italian politics, neither of which I could give a rat's patoutie about. Little ole Mike C. ain't never even visited Italy. Sorry.

# 323 Swamp Woman

Could be. But he's often on the old early morning 'dead thread' pretty early. Sure hope BabbaZee's report doesn't come true. He's a good guy and I'd hate to lose him.

342 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:45:15am

Spades
You got an anklebiter? Yip Yip Yip!

343 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:46:27am
344 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:46:37am

manker (#324)

Good post. I was looking for those pictures the other day although I can't remember why. That twit reminds me of Pat from SNL.

345 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:47:49am
346 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:48:42am

People come and go on LGF. For one thing it's hard to face posting the same outrages about the same outrages every day. You reach a point where've you've said it all and start to repeat. That's why I aprreciate the little community of friends we have developed. That keeps me coming back. If you've ever dropped in on night threads they really don't have that community feeling as we do here. IMHO.

347 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:48:50am

#344 zulubaby

Thanks

That twit reminds me of Pat from SNL.

They all look like twits to me, so could you give a bit more detail

348 Havoc  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:48:58am

There is a GREAT list over at thekingofFrance Blog

of the Presidential Succession (how accurate past Senate Pro-tem ? eh, ask Alexander Haig)

for all the leftist nutjobs marketing despicable KeellBush merchandise ---

If they got their wish, they wouldn't be happy.

(Think Cheney and Rummy running the Executive)

They should all look at this list.

I think the Status Quo is just fine thank you.

349 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:49:50am
350 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:50:27am

They call those anklebiters...

351 trigger girlie  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:51:00am

#74 Rayra

That is HILARIOUS! I wonder what caption they would put under a photo of a thug snatching a purse from an old lady:

"A very polite young man helps an elderly woman carry her bag"

352 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:51:09am

# 335 SW

Yep. Probably picked up a couple of those Coyote Ugly bar girls along the way to make the trek from the cooler to the fishin' poles.

Sheesh, you're on fire this morning !

353 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:51:15am

Why am I provoking the Queen of Spades? Oh I just like the feel of her wrath.

354 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:53:10am
355 CommonSense  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:53:17am

#334

Yeah, the store bought version comes complete with CD-ROM, game manual, copy of the Koran and a coupon for $5.00 off a bottle of French wine.

356 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:54:14am

manker, do you watch Saturday Night Live? I'll try to find a picture of Pat for you.

357 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:54:17am

# 343 AI

You have my complete, total and most since sympathies. I had my entire HVAC system replaced just about this time last year, so I still remember exactly how you must feel.

358 CommonSense  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:54:32am

#334

Proceeds from the sale go to Hamas, funneled through CAIR.

359 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:55:34am
360 Havoc  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:56:31am

And don't miss --

Blackfive's Exit Strategy for Iraq

Maybe it's time to call my old pal in Chicago, "No Neck Nik" and his friends the Italian Persuaders --

Shia Clerics in the U.S. & Canada beware.

361 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:56:53am

#353 Peacekeeper

Why am I provoking the Queen of Spades? Oh I just like the feel of her wrath.

We will send you your Purple Heart for wounds received by mail.

362 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:56:58am

BAD to the bone baby.

363 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:57:24am

#356 zulubaby

I've never seen SNL,

But I have a question:

The gun interferer is he the guy in bottom left corner?

364 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:58:01am

B B B Bad. BBB Bad. Bad to the Bone!

365 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:58:07am
366 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:58:16am
367 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:58:33am

Hey ya'll,

Howzzit goin'?

368 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 4:59:26am

Mornin' G-J ;-)

369 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:00:00am

#365 Zulubaby:

Hah, remeber Lyle the Effiminate Heterosexual, mut've been late 80's early 90's

370 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:00:01am

manker (#363)

Yes, one and the same. He's a bit androgynous that's why he reminds me of the Pat character.

371 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:00:21am

GJ
Good night in your part of the world isn't it?

372 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:01:09am

Golden Jerusalem, that was before my time I think. Beautiful day, eh?

373 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:01:10am

#365 zulubaby

Pretty much Pat= gun interferer=twit, works for me

374 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:01:21am

#346 Peacekeeper
what you said.

375 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:03:02am

#368 BabbaZee:

Mornin',

Just got the shopping out a the way for the weekend.

So now it;s time to kick back, sip a little of this here nice Medoc and maybe a nap later.

Tomorrow is BBQ time, hell yeah!

376 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:03:18am

Z-babe that was before your time? Oy. The last time I watched SNL was probably 1981~ LOL

377 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:03:19am

Babbs we got like the same brain wave pattern. If I think about donuts, you'll get hungry.

378 AmericanInSweden  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:03:49am

#337 manker

I'm still waiting to get Brothers in Arms

I always had to shake my head at C&C Generals - playing the terrorist freedom fighter side. Rob the UN supplies...kill the villagers...arm the mob...train suicide bombers...build car bombs...use chemical weapons.

It was really kind of weird playing the "good guys" that when you were enforcing imperialism fighting the bad guys, you learned that it was a good idea to blow up any abandoned cars that might be sitting along the streets...because a lot of times they were traps. Oh well...

379 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:04:01am

#370 zulubaby

Holy crap, these guys are everywhere. No wonder why they hold so many protests, it's the same people constantly meeting up.

380 Bob's Kid  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:04:33am
I have a sister who has not seen or spoken to our mother in 30 years

That totally sucks. Having just recently lost my mom I only wish I had some petty disagreement with her that made me not want to talk to her! Then we could kiss and make up and I would have my mom again. Alas!

And genetics is huge for some things. My #1 kid's father died when she was 4 months old, she couldn't possibly remember him, but she is JUST LIKE HIM and his side of the family (this is not necessarily a good thing). She doesn't like it and tries to not 'be like that,' but sometimes it just comes out and she goes crazy. It's weird to watch.

381 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:04:49am

#371 shomer ha'shalom:

Uh, it's like 5 PM here.

Zulubaby, it's a great day, but a bit windy. Hope tomorrow will be slightly less windy.

Anything under 25 Celsius I find a bit chilly nowadays.

382 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:05:26am

Ahhh... BBQ.
Something about men messing with meat and fire makes me all primevally happy inside!
LOL!

383 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:05:49am

manker, for sure it's the same people all the time. I guess they're full-time protesters. Don't any of them work or study? Sheesh. Bunch of lunatics.

384 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:06:03am

Soldiers shouldn't tolerate them coming in close enough to touch like that. Dangerous. That soldier could have got disarmed and killed. Bad policy.

385 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:06:23am

#378 AmericanInSweden

With C&C generals I usually played an attritional style. Just blow up every town to set off all the explosives.

But I'm more into first person shooters (FPS), I also want to get first to fight.

386 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:06:52am
387 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:06:57am

#380 Bob's Kid
Whether the component manifests physically or is purely mystical I do not know but we do carry our ancestor's imprints, I have no doubt of that.

388 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:07:02am

#378 AmericaninSweeden:

Oh, dude, I love the Angry Mob in CnC Generals.

AK-47s for eeeveryone!

But I always play US, my nic is "Coalition" and I always win.

I made some pretty cool ZH maps, too.

Yeah.

389 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:07:53am

Norway rejects asylum application from Vanunu

Vanunu, who has repeatedly been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize awarded annually in Oslo, has sought asylum in numerous countries and is now under house arrest in Israel.

Nobody wants him.

390 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:08:41am

#382 BabbaZee:

messing with meat

You said "meat" hu-hu, hu-hu-hu...

391 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:09:04am

Really these protest types depend on the fact that they trust the IDF not to hurt them. For instance they don't go to real war zons, witness the flight from Iraq when the shields found out Saddam was putting them in real danger...

392 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:09:09am

#377 Peacekeeper
mmm...donuts
[wanders off]

393 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:09:15am

#377 Peacekeeper

Babbs we got like the same brain wave pattern. If I think about donuts, you'll get hungry.

Considering that I am low-carbin' right now, I would earnestly request that neither of you think about donuts. Especially not Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Especially not the raspberry-filled Krispy Kreme donuts. Do NOT think about the way the raspberry filling slooowly oozes out and delightful sensation of tangy yet sugary raspberry on the tastebuds.

Thank you for not thinking about that.

394 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:10:35am
395 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:10:37am

So, traditionally, this time of day the thread should be about dogs, illegal drugs or exotic parasite fish?

396 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:10:48am

382 Babbazee

I don't EVEN wanna go near that statement!


:-D

397 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:10:53am

#383 zulubaby

Well they are communists, i.e. they bum off their parents and friends, you know... since their work is just as important as a doctor /really bad attempt at sarcasm

#384 Peacekeeper

Exactly, "activists" have to be a certain distance from a soldier. If they break that rule, I think they should be shot, or at the very least get the butt gun smashed into their stomach.

398 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:10:59am

Swamps
Dough! I mean, D'oh!

399 AmericanInSweden  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:10:59am

#388 Golden Jerusalem

AGH! I forgot that line! Now I need to see if I can still find my installation CDs...and reinstall that...hehe...

#385 manker

I am into FPS and MMORG for the most part. HL2s new physics engine is pretty sweet...

400 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:11:59am

273 Peacekeeper
I have Finnish genes ...I am a typical Finn

You must have sisu!

401 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:12:07am
402 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:12:22am

#388 Golden Jerusalem

Play Warhammer 40k's "Dawn of War"?

Nothing beats a mob of Orks charging into a crossfire screaming:

"WAAARRRGGGHHH!"

any 40k players know how that battle cry is supposed to go.

403 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:12:48am

Pax LOL!

404 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:12:49am

Nancy
It's more trouble than it is worth, trust me.

405 keepandbear  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:13:27am

GJ

And babba and peacekeepers favorite

SCR
OTAL
INF
LAT
ION

406 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:14:00am

USinSwede:
manker:

Personally, i'm holding my breath for Age of Empires III.

Toootally ass-kickingness game engine and mind-blowing graphics.

Plus, you can kill the French. Bonus.

407 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:14:02am

Ploome
You are tough. The trolls were trying to pound you as I recall.

408 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:14:50am

Oh Chief Great Balls Of Saline...
And Our Lady of Perpetual Grievance,
Ignore us!

409 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:15:17am

Thanks Keepandbear. I was just thinking that we had gone a whole thread without that being mentioned. Thanks again Zombie.

410 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:15:21am

Fake but accurate.

411 Rancher  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:15:30am

This is still up on Google News and Reuters. Pool on when they snap?

412 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:15:39am

#399 AmericanInSweden

I want HL2 but I refuse to have steam on my computer. I just finished SoF2 for the... whatever number of times. I was able to find it on the cheap. Still one of the most entertaining games I've played.

413 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:16:14am

BabbaZee has Scrotal brain inflammation.

414 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:16:28am

404 Peacekeeper

I am part Finn and not only that, grew up in an area that was predominately Finnish.

415 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:16:48am

#402 Kragar:

No, never did.

I've played the LOTR Battle for Middle-Earth game a bit, it's based on the CC Generals game engine.

Pretty cool. The Uruk-Hai are pretty awesome.

I preferred playing with Saruman's forces, for some reason.

416 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:17:09am
417 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:17:52am

#414 Nancy:

Suomi?

Yksi
Kaksi
Kolme.

That's it, I spent all my Finnish in one shot :>)))

418 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:17:58am

#406 Golden Jerusalem

I'll have to check that out, also two other games that look really promising are F.E.A.R and S.T.A.L.K.E.R

419 AmericanInSweden  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:18:40am

#393 SwampWoman

Especially not Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Especially not the raspberry-filled Krispy Kreme donuts. Do NOT think about the way the raspberry filling slooowly oozes out and delightful sensation of tangy yet sugary raspberry on the tastebuds.

I hate you...really...

No Krispy Kreme here in Sweden... But I got some before I left the states on Tuesday. My fave used to be the chocolate creme filled...not that crappy chocolate covered white creme...I mean the chocolate creme...the way it used to be. *sigh* (their doughnut of the month was just a chocolate creme filled but had powdered sugar on it...tasty but not the same)

All we have here are crappy swedish doughnuts...they dont even make a glaze...its just this lazy fine sugar...

420 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:18:40am

Well Nancy you must have an unpronouncaeble Finnish name?

421 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:19:17am
422 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:19:38am
423 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:19:55am

PK, Babba

"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, noa scrotal deflator!"

(In my best Deforest Kelly impersonation)

424 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:20:13am

415 Golden Jerusalem

You might like dawn of war;

The opening cut scene alone is awesome and the whole game is great, though a bit short (expansion in the works)

Game Intro Scene page

425 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:20:40am

Shooo, Gilad's finally takin' another commercial break (total body sculpting with Gilad) so I will, too.

426 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:21:32am

pimf

"not a"

427 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:21:53am

#419 USinSwede:

But hey, you can always go to your local "gatukök" and have some meatballs with mash.

428 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:22:06am

DOUGHNUTS DOUGHNUTS DOUGHNUTS DOUGHNUTS

430 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:23:42am

417 Golden Jerusalem

Yes -Soumi --I am part

one, two, three

420 Peacekeeper

Well Nancy you must have an unpronouncaeble Finnish name?

Ah no, dare I even admit I am part French too and that was what my maiden name was?

431 Geepers  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:23:43am

zulubaby,

Regarding Robert Brandtjen, no direct connection.

Octy's just got the same elitist attitude and foul mouth, any evidence of the first is completely lacking and unfortunately the evidence for the second is abundant and obvious.

432 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:23:51am
433 Bob's Kid  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:25:13am

There are carbs in doughnuts?

Who knew.

Gotta go teach class now. Chemistry, here I come...

434 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:25:16am

#423 paxnhymn
BUTCHERS!
LOL!

435 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:25:20am
436 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:25:35am

425 SW

mrs. pax does that crap in the AM! I always get a kick out of her silly gyrations in front of the tube! She loves him! you folks tire me out! sit down & have a beer or somethin'!

437 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:26:30am

AI
Somehow I never figured you for a cat person. Me, I go both ways...

438 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:26:34am

#413 Peacekeeper
damn the inflammatory scrotus of my brain!

439 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:27:06am

#424 Kragar:

Whoa, looks pretty cool.

I like the look of the blue-clad army the best.

How much of this game is spent on overall strategy and how much is brutal clashes (%)?

440 Havoc  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:27:21am

So is this the Dog Report Thread ?

Geriatric Hobbs is still hanging in there.

Still willing to eat a little as long as it's Bacon & Eggs,

or Safeway Lemon Rotisserie Chicken.

441 Americain  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:27:22am

OT

Sorry if this has been posted already:

Danish Queen Says Tolerance of Muslims Has Limits

COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - Denmark's Queen Margrethe urgedMuslim immigrants to learn Danish to help them feel more athome and said in an official biography published on Thursdaysociety should show limited tolerance of radical Islam.
"We are being challenged by Islam these years. Globally aswell as locally," said the 64-year-old queen, who wasinterviewed by journalist Annelise Bistrup for her book"Margrethe."
"We must take this challenge seriously. We have simply leftit flapping around for far too long, because we are tolerantand rather lazy," she is quoted as saying.
442 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:27:27am

Anybody have Dunkin Donuts?

443 Laurence Simon  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:28:34am

Just wishful thinking by Al-Reuters.

I think that Reuters correspondents should be given free bus passes.

444 GW  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:29:14am

OT Anyone see this BS yet?

US, UK share blame for oil-for-food scandal - UN's Annan
UNITED NATIONS (AFX) - United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan, whose reputation was dragged into a scandal surrounding a UN oil-for-food program in Iraq, said the US and the UK share the blame.
Annan made reference to 'the fact that the bulk of the money that Saddam (Hussein) made came out of smuggling outside the oil-for-food program, and it was on the American and British watch.'
Earlier yesterday, US prosecutors charged three people with scheming to pay millions of dollars in kickbacks to Saddam's Iraqi regime out of UN oil-for-food funds, which were meant to purchase relief supplies for Iraqis.
Annan said, 'Possibly they (the US and the UK) were the ones who knew exactly what was going on, and that the countries themselves decided to close their eyes to smuggling to Turkey and Jordan because they were allies.'
An independent inquiry into the scandal, headed by a former US Federal reserve chairman, has so far charged the oil-for-food program's director Benon Sevan with unethical behavior, and raised serious questions over the dealings of Annan's son, Kojo.

I'm trying to think of something to comment but this f***ing projectionism has me seeing so much red..grrr

445 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:29:21am

BabbaZee
Babe, go find a paper bag and clamp it over your nose and mouth for two minutes or you'll end up raving about scroticus all day.

446 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:29:53am

can i use a donut bag?

447 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:30:51am

#441 Americain:

Being a subject of Margtehe II (at leat theoretically, if you go by passport), I was quite pleased to see that.

I believe there was a thread dedicated to the subject earlier.

448 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:30:58am

Hi ploomie! Are you gworgeous with the purse? LOL.

Geepers, got you, thanks. I don't know how I missed him but apparently it was my good fortune.

449 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:31:28am

#436 paxnhymn

Well, I COULD exercise with the various exercise babes out there, but somehow a studly Israeli dude gives me more incentive. Plus I love those commercial breaks.

450 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:32:34am

#444 GW:

the countries themselves decided to close their eyes to smuggling to Turkey and Jordan because they were allies.'

Hate to burts yer bubble, but that's true, I'm afraid.

451 mglazer  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:32:58am
452 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:34:01am

439 Golden Jerusalem

A lot more strategy than most of the RTS games out there, especially since there is no resource gathering. You gain requistion points which allow you to purchase new units and reinforcements, so you have to plan which objectives to take, how to hold them, etc.

Still, when the time comes, some of the battles can be down right nasty, especially with some of the assorted nasties in the game. On one mission that I was unprepared for, I lost close to an entire assault team (several squads with tank support) in less than a minute to an enemy ambush.

Multi-player is a bit hairier, especially since you can play other races. Eldar take some finesse, but Orks can pretty much get by with CHARGE! (which can be pretty fun at times.)

I use chaos a lot and just call in arty.

453 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:35:15am

I play Age of Empires once in awhile.

Used to more often when I started it. III looks interesting and will be a new Challenge.

454 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:36:54am

# 366 AI

Oh the guys that replaced mine were good guys all. It was just the mind-boggling bill that I didn't care much for. On the other hand, the cheapo system the spec builder (spit !) put in this place ran for over 20 years, so I guess I shouldn't bitch. I DID NOT go bottom of the line. If I'm going to buy something, I'd like to at least live under the delusion I bought something halfway decent.

# 367 GJ

Morning ! Happy (?) Tax Day ! Oh - probably not for you, though, eh ?

Most of the rest of the posts are just too far out there for me to even think of commenting on. And sorry - don't eat donuts.

455 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:37:03am

Only games I play on my computer are BookWorm and Trophy Bass II.
Guess that makes me an eruditious redneck.
LOL!

456 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:37:10am

#452 Kragar

I use chaos a lot and just call in arty.

That sounds like my life.

457 keepandbear  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:37:42am

Peacekeeper

um

you go both ways...


/Mel brooks on

Fagillette or just merry

/Mel brooks off


:>)

458 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:37:45am
459 mglazer  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:38:26am

'The London-based news agency which also has offices in New York's Times Square came under fire shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks on the U.S. when it instituted a policy on labeling violent extremists.

Stephen Jukes, Reuters' global head of news, decreed that the wire service's 2,500 reporters shouldn't use the word "terrorist" unless in a direct quote.

"We all know that one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter and that Reuters upholds the principle that we do not use the word terrorist," Jukes wrote in an internal memo. "To be frank, it adds little to call the attack on the World Trade Center a terrorist attack."

Attempting to explain his values-neutral approach, Jukes added: "We're trying to treat everyone on a level playing field, however tragic it's been and however awful and cataclysmic for the American people and people around the world."

Schlesinger echoed those comments, telling the New York Times, "Our editorial policy is that we don't use emotive words when labeling someone."'

[Link: www.worldnetdaily.com...]

Al-Reuters

460 Sarah D.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:38:36am

I don't eat donuts.

GJ - Parasite of the Day: This isopod eats away the fishes tongue and replaces it with its body. It then lives off the fish. Nice.

461 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:38:53am

Babbazee
Homework assignment: define SISU. You have it but you don't what it is.

462 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:39:38am

Mmmm Isopods... (Homer drool).

463 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:40:06am
Bomb explodes near Kissufim crossing on border of Gaza; no injuries (Israel Radio)
464 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:40:48am

#454 Mike C

Most of the rest of the posts are just too far out there for me to even think of commenting on. And sorry - don't eat donuts.

You...don't...eat...donuts? (Illusions shattering.)

465 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:40:52am

PK
Inner Strength ?
and thanks.

466 Geepers  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:41:16am

Nancy,

A Finn and you play AoE?

A girl next to my own heart. :-)

467 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:41:20am

#452 Kragar:

It sounds cool and from what I saw, it looks great as well.

Definitely a game I'll take a look at next time I pass my PC-gaming shoppe.

CC3 to come out some time this year too!

468 keepandbear  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:41:23am

PCTSA

I think maybe Sarah D. should be nominated for Grand Mistress of the Inquisition

469 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:42:07am
470 zulubaby  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:42:18am
An IDF soldier, armed and wearing his uniform, entered Jenin in order to shop on Friday. The Palestinian police in the city detained the soldier and immediately notified the Israeli authorities.

He was handed over to them shortly after and detained by the military police for questioning.

Security officials said the soldier is a Beduin from Beit Zarzir. They also stressed the fact that Israelis are barred from entering Palestinian cities.

And we're the racists?

471 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:42:40am

449 SW

e-x-e-r-c-i-s-e? What the hell is that?...

472 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:43:01am

BZ
"Dumb Guts"

It's what stopped the Soviets in the winter war of 1939. The only invasion Stalin called off.

473 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:44:29am

#460 Sarah D

I don't eat donuts.

I don't either, now. Not until fall when I have to pile on insultation to protect myself from those horrible 50-degree days.

Peeling the insulation off, now, that is very hard to do.

474 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:44:32am

#460 Sarah Dee:

Fish have tongues? Who knew.

Whasdat iso-thingie? looks like some sorta shell fish?

475 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:44:53am

#467 Golden Jerusalem

CC3? whats that ?

476 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:45:38am

#472 Peacekeeper
LOL! I do have that! Matter of fact I have dumb, incomplete guts, a veritable gutless wonder! LOLOLOL!

KeepnBear
She could do it!

477 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:50:43am

If all the people who say they don't eat donuts, actually did not eat donuts, then there would be no donuts. Do not I make sense?

478 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:50:45am

#471 Paxnhymn

e-x-e-r-c-i-s-e? What the hell is that?...

Heh. Whenever I mention to my husband that he needs some exercise, he grabs me and says "You right, woman, let's go get some EXERCISE!"

479 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:51:59am

BabbaZee 'You got guts to spare, the kind that matter anyway.

480 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:52:00am

# 464 Swamp Woman

Oh, I used to eat donuts, believe me. But then back around the mid-80s, when I couldn't resist having just one at a weekly staff meeting, I would find myself regretting it not an hour later. So I just dropped it. On the other hand, I weight just about 3 pounds more today than I did when I graduated high school (as a skinny, undersized wimp), and I went to high school back about the early to mid-Miocene.

# 469 AI

Again, I sympathize. After all, this is a decison one doesn't have to make often, so it's not like any normal person has a lot of continuous experience in it. I think I went Trane. Had the absolute best warranty, and I found that encouraging. And they initally installed the system their sales guy had recommended. But the AC wouldn't get the temps low enough, so they came back, yanked it out and bumped me up to the next largest BTU rating (about $ 800 more expensive) at no extra charge, saying it was their fault for not recommending the proper system in the first place. Encouraging.

481 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:52:11am

#477 Peacekeeper

If all the people who say they don't eat donuts, actually did not eat donuts, then there would be no donuts. Do not I make sense?

Yeah, I think you said Mike C was a lyin' donut eater.

482 paxnhymn  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:52:33am

478
Sw

ahhh...man after my own crotch...errr...heart!


:-D

483 Sarah D.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:52:56am

GJ - I does look like a shellfish. It apparently doesn't effect the life span of the fish either. Wild stuff.

There are many different isopods, and they have many different forms.


I think I'll refrain from posting about botflies this morning. Too horrific. I'll save them for the appropriate moment.

484 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:54:11am

Botflies! F8 them!

485 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:54:22am

#479 Peacekeeper
I need a donut now. I hope I don't do anything rash in order to get one...

486 FabioC.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:54:29am

Crap, I just discovered a years-old mercury spillage in my lab - several drops collected in a gutter together with loads of dust and dirt with an obnoxious look. Called the safety officer, and she'll dispatch a decontamination tem ASAP. Nice, for a Friday afternoon.

487 FriarsTale  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:54:34am

National Review's The Corner ([Link: nationalreview.com...] had a report about the bombing, so I emailed them it was prob false. I gave the LGF link.
Now they are linking LGF

Posted at 10:29 AM

HAMAS ATTACK [K. J. Lopez]
Apparently Reuters made a mistake. [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]
Posted at 10:20 AM

488 Sarah D.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:54:37am

I really don't eat donuts. Actually, I have a problem with anything really sweet - it makes me feel yucky.

489 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:55:26am

466 Geepers

Yeah, A FINN and I play A E and I bake too and listen to cool music!

But a girl, alas those days are long past. I have grandchildren who do happen to believe they have the coolest g-ma ever!

490 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:56:13am

Doughnuts make you jolly and relaxed, whereas excercise makes you vain and critical of others decadent laziness and luxuriant habits. If I had to ban one for the good of society...

491 Rancher  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:57:13am

NRO has picked up on this, linked to LGF. Looks like Google News has taken it down.

492 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:58:01am

#480 Mike C

Oh, I used to eat donuts, believe me. But then back around the mid-80s, when I couldn't resist having just one at a weekly staff meeting, I would find myself regretting it not an hour later. So I just dropped it. On the other hand, I weight just about 3 pounds more today than I did when I graduated high school (as a skinny, undersized wimp), and I went to high school back about the early to mid-Miocene.

Aaaargh. You know, I USED to like you until you disclosed that fact about your metabolism...

Actually, I was the same way until I had to give up running because it caused me intense pain and knees swellin' up (yes, there will probably be new bionic knees sometime in my future). I can put in 6 miles a day walking and hitting the weights and get the same results; only I don't have the freakin' time.

493 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:58:03am

Nancy you are only as old as you feel. Plus with the internet you can be whatever you tell people you are, a nuclear physicist, an author, a grown man living in his parents basement...

494 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:58:35am

#486 FabioC.
Gahhh!

495 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:59:04am

#486 Fabio C.:

Does that mean you can take the rest of the day off?

496 FriarsTale  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:59:13am

#491
see # 487

ouch!
I just hurt my arm patting myself on the back!


/SARC!

497 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:59:41am

Fabs, sounds like you need a donut. A decontaminated one with sprinkles...

498 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 5:59:45am

#493 Peacekeeper
OOooOOOoooOOO I wanna be an astronaut, I wanna be an astronaut!
LOL!

499 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:00:03am

For the curious:

The closest definition for Sisu is "determination for perserverance against all odds"

There is no comparable English word because it isn't just stubborness.

500 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:00:59am

NRO? Splendid. Babba "Ixnay with otumscray uffstay"

501 Rancher  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:01:54am

Still up on Reuters.

502 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:02:09am

#475 manker:

CC3? whats that ?

Command & Conquer 3

Not generals, a throwback to the earlier C&C

503 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:02:11am

#483 Sarah D.
Wehn you tell the botflies story I'll tell the one about the stiff that exploded and melted in my building during the blackout 2 years ago.

Anyone want a donut?
;-)

504 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:02:49am

PK
esyay irsay.

505 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:02:50am

"Dumb guts" works for me.

506 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:03:52am

493 Peacekeeper

I quite agee. And, I am not really OLD. At least not in my opinion!

507 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:04:14am

#503 BabbaZee:

Anyone want a donut?

Liquid center?

508 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:04:54am

Fabio
Shit man, I got this toy puzzle thing. It is a sealed disc with a maze and a bubble of mercury that you have to slide into the maze's center. An mine brainf is phine.

509 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:05:54am

Virtual Donuts for everyone! :0

510 Nancy  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:07:06am

493 Peacekeeper

PS: None of that was made up!

511 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:07:23am

#493 Peacekeeper

Nancy you are only as old as you feel. Plus with the internet you can be whatever you tell people you are, a nuclear physicist, an author, a grown man living in his parents basement...

You mean I could have been rich instead of broke and lived in a fashionable place instead of shovelin' shit in rural Florida and had a glamorous job?

D'oh!

Oh, well. I still feel 17, but the knees say they feel about 103.

512 Rancher  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:07:29am

#496 FriarsTale

Damn, beat me by three minutes. You have to be so quick around here.

513 Sarah D.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:08:44am

#503 BabbaZee

I love stiff stories! It's a deal.

514 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:09:05am

Golen J
Liquid center ~ Ewww... Bwahahhaha!

515 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:09:11am

# 481 Swamp Woman

What ? Peacekeeper called me a lying donut eater ? OK, I'm a tolerant person, but enough is enough. Peacekeeper, it's you and me, buddy. Outside, 5 minutes. I'm thinking kimchee at 20 paces. If you're man enough. And no beer, either. First one to eat a gallon without re-decorating the street wins.

516 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:09:21am

Swamps
Sucks for you. now I must go check the particle accelerator for anti-quarks in the magnetic bottle.

517 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:11:31am

Mike C.
Ha!, The challenged one gets to pick the weapon. Since you are mentally challenged-kimchee it is.

518 manker  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:11:34am

#502 Golden Jerusalem

Sweet

519 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:12:26am

OT, but made me chuckle again:

Damn,

My kid told me yesterday to buy him a playstation.

It's not like he asked, it was more like he was telling me to get cereal or something.

What a little chutzpan I'm raising. He's just short of 5.

520 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:12:59am
521 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:13:38am

#514 BabbaZee:

Hey, what's wrong wiff liquid center? :>)))

522 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:15:49am

"You get a line and I'll get a pole..

Honey, honey,

You get a line and I'll get a pole...

Babe, babe

You get a line and I'll get a pole and I'll meet you down at the Crawdad hole.

Honey Oh Babe of mine..."

523 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:16:40am

# 492 Swamp Woma

Hey, don't get mad at me ! Not my fault, just genetics, I guess. My dad was an inch taller and weighed about 30 pounds less than me. Joined the Marines on his 17th birthday on a $ 20 bet that he couldn't get in (1944). He ate 20 pounds of bananas on the way to the physical and couldn't even look at a banana again until about 1975. Said it was the stupidest damned way of getting $ 20 he'd ever heard of.

524 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:20:43am

#523 Mike C

Hey, don't get mad at me ! Not my fault, just genetics, I guess. My dad was an inch taller and weighed about 30 pounds less than me. Joined the Marines on his 17th birthday on a $ 20 bet that he couldn't get in (1944). He ate 20 pounds of bananas on the way to the physical and couldn't even look at a banana again until about 1975. Said it was the stupidest damned way of getting $ 20 he'd ever heard of.

I hope your wife has the same type of metabolism and your daughters inherited yours; otherwise, I think she may just kill you if you ever said something like "Honey, you might want to rethink that desert. Just sayin'."

525 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:21:01am

# 517 Peacekeeper

Oops - breach of protocol. My bad. Perhaps light conversation over a primo dish of dog afterwards ? But don't kid yourself - no way you can beat me in a kimchee eating contest, regardless of your weight or size. My kimchee-fu is mighty !

526 keepandbear  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:21:47am

GJ

They don't fall to far from the tree remember

527 Bubble Girl  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:22:13am

And Geepers and I are only 15... alas, my secret is out. I live in my parent's basement and our house is under a bridge. But the good news is I got an F today in my Women's Studies Class on my essay... Modern Feminists Are Just Plain Lazy... The teacher, Mz. Vulva-Antemen, hated it.

528 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:22:54am

Modern Feminists Are Just Plain Lazy... The teacher, Mz. Vulva-Antemen, hated it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

529 BabbaZee  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:24:17am

G-J
If I had told my father to buy me something at any age I would have gotten smacked! LOL!

530 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:24:37am

#526 Keepandbear:

LOL, yeah, that is true.

Well, in fairness, his concept of money is a bit abstract.

Anyways, i guess I'll pick up a PS2 for him for his birthday in a few months' time.

I like to spoil the kids. Nothing wrong with that...I think?

531 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:25:02am

#527 bubble girl

But the good news is I got an F today in my Women's Studies Class on my essay... Modern Feminists Are Just Plain Lazy... The teacher, Mz. Vulva-Antemen, hated it.

I thought it was Womyn's Studies Class?

532 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:25:37am

# 524 Swamp Woman

Uh, no, she doesn't. About the daughters, only time will tell. But as to the suggestions to the wife to drop the dessert, I've been married a fairly long time, and I haven't survived this long by making such stupid mistakes. Better I put on dark clothes and go play out on the interstate at midnight.

533 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:27:08am

#530 Golden Jerusalem

I like to spoil the kids. Nothing wrong with that...I think?

Not a thing. I hope that you're putting an adequate amount of change in the jar so that they can have a nice new BMW convertible for their 16th birthday.

534 Bubble Girl  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:27:19am

#492

SwampWoman  4/15/2005 07:58AM PDT
#480 Mike C

Oh, I used to eat donuts, believe me. But then back around the mid-80s, when I couldn't resist having just one at a weekly staff meeting, I would find myself regretting it not an hour later. So I just dropped it. On the other hand, I weight just about 3 pounds more today than I did when I graduated high school (as a skinny, undersized wimp), and I went to high school back about the early to mid-Miocen

Me too. It is genetic... I weigh the same as I did when I was 16... and I don't run or walk, in fact I like to lay around... lol... but I do swim laps.. so that counts.. and surf... if I ever get back to the ocean to do it...

535 Bubble Girl  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:32:18am
 

 #531

SwampWoman  4/15/2005 08:25AM PDT
#527 bubble girl

But the good news is I got an F today in my Women's Studies Class on my essay... Modern Feminists Are Just Plain Lazy... The teacher, Mz. Vulva-Antemen, hated it.


I thought it was Womyn's Studies Class?

Hold on... I am on a break between classes... a smokin break... puff, puff... Next class is Diversity Studies, I have to give a talk on that dead fat guy who died, you know.. Ara.. something.. how he won a Piece Prize... my teacher... MrMz Weaselbum, says that Arafat guy was an inspiration... Weaselbum used to be a woman until last year when he went to Colorado and became a man... he's 6'5" and looks funny in his high heels...

536 Golden Jerusalem  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:32:19am

#533 SwampWoman:

LOL, kids today, eh?

But I guess I can wait till his 17th, which is legal driving age here. One whole year more of pennies in the jar :>))

537 Geepers  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:34:27am
538 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:36:11am

#532 Mike C

Uh, no, she doesn't. About the daughters, only time will tell. But as to the suggestions to the wife to drop the dessert, I've been married a fairly long time, and I haven't survived this long by making such stupid mistakes. Better I put on dark clothes and go play out on the interstate at midnight.

You're a good man DESPITE your metabolism.

Yikes, I cannot believe I typed "desert". I have to quit posting and listening to phone messages at the same time.

539 Bubble Girl  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:40:02am

Geepers @ 573

Hey Geepers... gonna skip classes today? The weather is too nice to be inside... we should go shoot spuds at that Law Office...

540 Mike C.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:42:38am

Well, that's it for me, folks. I see a new day has dawned and there's a new thread up top. But I gotto go photocopy all this tax crapola and get it sent off, so I'll see any of you still hanging around here later.

541 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:43:41am

#534 BubbleGirl

Me too. It is genetic... I weigh the same as I did when I was 16... and I don't run or walk, in fact I like to lay around... lol... but I do swim laps.. so that counts.. and surf... if I ever get back to the ocean to do it...

Well, I reckon it is just payback time for me because so many people hated me because I didn't have cellulite. Now I have discovered why they hated me.

542 Bubble Girl  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:46:40am

Swampwoman

Womens probably hate you cause the moment you walk into a room you make pretty women, plain... and dull... you light the room up... and take all the life out when you leave...

543 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:47:00am

#536 Golden Jerusalem

LOL, kids today, eh?

But I guess I can wait till his 17th, which is legal driving age here. One whole year more of pennies in the jar :>))

I am reknowned as the mean one in the family that made my kids actually buy their own vehicles (gasp!). On a related note, my kids are the only ones that are living independently without frequent cash infusions from the parents, and the son turned out to be a danged good mechanic (from replacing the innerds of those trucks) although he makes his living welding on the tall buildings.

544 lawhawk  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 6:51:15am

#491:

Sorry, but you can still get the original Reuters article via the Google News search:

[Link: today.reuters.co.uk...]

The original link provided to Charles by Kragar is no longer operative. However, the same story is present at the link contained herein.

Someone screwed the pooch at Reuters. This all appears to be a database screwup, but Reuters needs to explain itself (yet again).

545 Peacekeeper  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:00:22am

Gee, I missed all the sisterhood self affirmation shit. Tragic. Another opportunity for sarcasm lost, irretrievably lost.

546 Geepers  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:01:46am

Bubble Girl (#539),

Geepers @ 573

Waiting to post my future #573 to respond to your reply.

547 hm  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:19:58am

#230 Mike C.

Sorry for the misunderstanding, it wasn't that kind of "blocked".

We-block seems to be some kind of company that arranges the blocking of some sites, i.e. with pornographic content etc, so that the person sitting next to you at the cafe isnt "offended". For some reason this particular place had Drudgereport and a host of other places blocked. Obviously another problem with the algorithm.

It also didnt allow me to use words like "cum", i.e. "cum grano salis", in my emails...

548 hm  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:32:53am

Mike C,

Pity I missed that superior metabolism discussion. Similar situation here, I can pretty much eat as much as I want, whenever I want and still weigh as much as I did at 16. :-)

Btw, Re: Kimchee -- I accept your challenge.

549 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:38:56am

#548 hm

Pity I missed that superior metabolism discussion. Similar situation here, I can pretty much eat as much as I want, whenever I want and still weigh as much as I did at 16. :-)

Snarl building up in back of throat. Uncontrollable urge to inflict bodily damage...

550 Sarah D.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:42:31am

#549 SwampWoman

Don't fret. Those with high metabolisms tend to have fetid gas. God is fair.

551 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:51:41am

#550 Sarah D

Don't fret. Those with high metabolisms tend to have fetid gas. God is fair.

Interesting stuff y'all learn in med school. Guess I should have gone except for the whole having to deal with icky sick people thing.

552 Sarah D.  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 8:03:07am

#551 SwampWoman

Depends on what area of medicine. In some you only deal with dead people.

:-P

553 Bubble Girl  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 8:18:02am
 
#546

Geepers  4/15/2005 09:01AM PDT
Bubble Girl (#539),
Geepers @ 573

Waiting to post my future #573 to respond to your reply.

LOL LOL LOL Back to the future... Geez, Geepers...

554 SwampWoman  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 10:08:22am

#552 Sarah D

Depends on what area of medicine. In some you only deal with dead people.

:-P

A friend of mine was told that she did not have an appropriate compassionate manner, and she works with dead folks now. They don't whine or anything.

555 carridine  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 11:09:25am

Maybe THIS pope will question the actual continued existence of the institution of the papacy in light of the coming of the One, promised by Christ!

Maybe NOW the papacy will lead Christians TOWARD the Glory of God, TOWARD the Holy One promised by Jesus, TOWARD the One Who came May 23, 1844 in fulfillment of Biblical prophecies, because NOW is a good time to let Christians know of this fuller outpouring of the love of God, isn't it?

Christians have the right to know that Jesus MEANT what he said, don't they? Christians have the right to know that Jesus told the truth about coming at the time all three of His promises came true, don't they?

Maybe its time the papacy stepped down, and let people turn to the righteousness that is Christ, in His New Name...

556 hm  Fri, Apr 15, 2005 7:29:47pm

#549 SwampWoman
#550 Sarah D.

As I was gong through the last few posts, I was just about to admit that there are downsides to Ms. SwampLady but I see that Sarah has addressed the issue rather comprehensively. :-(

557 Self Hating Muslim  Sat, Apr 16, 2005 6:04:48pm

The Yahoo article is now gone.


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