sharia law comin' right up!

"Oh thats so, like seventh century"

Hammassholes!*

Babbazee

I am at this moment listening to Palestrina's Missa Papae Marcelli.

In the TIME Mag article, in the "Inside the Mind of a Suicide Bomber," the kook terrorist says he longs for the day when islam rules and there is no alcohol and no music worldwide.

Uh huh.

(I am at this moment drinking wine, too.)

Those people have no souls.

What? Even Kumbaya?

"Put this man in the other cell and give him a drink!"

“The prevailing values reject mixing of the sexes. The people of Qalqilya have praised our move.”

Well, if they keep to that policy, we can figure that Hamas will cease to exist in one generation. No "mixing", no more kids to blow themselves up. I'm all in favor of that!

No music, not even "Throw the Jew Down the Well" by Borat on the Ali G. Show.

Hey Baby, wanna "mix?"

Hamas could say:

"We could let you hear music, but then we'd have to kill you."

And they'd mean it! :)

It's always a hoot when the inmates run the asylum.

Well, just for the record, I am all in favor of mixing the sexes whenever possible.

Sounds like they might need Kevin Bacon quoting the Bible from Footloose..!

Oh well, you get what you vote for.

Fun leads to... more fun... and then to even more fun... and the next thing you know the women will want to drive a car!

A Qalqilya council spokesman said it was partly to avoid damaging the grass

By "grass" he means the stash he has in his hollowed-out Koran. He's afraid that if there's a party, everyone will use up his weed.

"Don't abdul that joint, my friend."

Bummer, no Black Burkha shakin...

THe israelis should have loud rock concerts with lovely girl's gone wild action on the other side of the fence. Let the vast power of horney young men swell and destroy hamas.

It is gonna take a looong time for these folks to enter the 21st century. I think they will, but it's gonna take some doin'.

They haven't cancelled the camels and little boys have they?

#18 Bob's Kid  
It is gonna take a looong time for these folks to enter the 21st century. I think they will, but it's gonna take some doin'.

Problem is, by the time they do, it'll be the 25th century.

They'll get to the 21st century in, oh about 2000 more years.

I guess they won't be participating in the egofest, I mean Live8, tomorrow.

But we can still shoot our guns for no reason at all?

No wonder so many people blow themselves up - no music, no dancing, no mixin', no nothin'! What else is there to do in the desert. I guess blow yourself up and hate Jews.

Although visual and performing arts will be banned entirely when Shariah is fully implemented, that doesn't mean that public entertainment will disappear altogether. Islamic "fun" will be officially sanctioned. The Palestinians can look forward to regular state sponsored public spectacles such as sawing off the heads of murderers and apostates, stoning of "prostitutes", amputation of limbs from thieves, and the odd flogging and bastinados. On special occasions such as during holy months, there may even be firing squads to liven up the holidays.

I was kinda hoping they had banned Live8...

You get pie in the sky when you die.

Joe Hill

Who was it said there's no fun in salami islam?

No ulululululululu quartet?

Tonight they're gonna party like it's 1384.

Mind you, I can't think of any other people
I'd rather see live under sharia.

Maybe the French.

But can you dance when they're firing a rifle at you?

Dead man walking:

The chief organiser of the event, Eman Hamouri, said the council's decision was not acceptable.

"We condemn this and we have sought the help of the Palestinian parliament to discuss this serious issue," he said.

Hamas bans intermingling between men and womenmales and female? This can only result in hamasexuality... (can't take credit for the put)...

 #31

moonsbreath  7/1/2005 03:36PM PDT
But can you dance when they're firing a rifle at you?

Depends... lol lol

How extremely pathetic to choose to live a life virtually devoid of any real joy or happiness. It is a gross understatement to say that when a human being on this planet finds true meaning in life by inflicting humiliation, pain and death that there is a huge metaphysical disconnect taking place. With the notable exception of Islam, virtually all other spirituality-based doctrines known to mankind encourage the concepts of reverence for the gift of life, and fulfillment through enjoyment of its' blessings and treasures. How skewed and misdirected can a belief system possibly be that promotes misery, suffering and subjugation. Truly, a false prophet delivered a flawed and erroneous message of faith.

“We were elected by a segment of people that wants us to preserve the conservative values of the city,” council spokesman Mustafa Sabri told Reuters.

And Reuters took that seriously.

Wow, reminds me of a party I once went too, where they banned music, alcohol, and mingling of the sexes... it was in 8th grade Catholic school... oh wait, there was mingling of the sexes...

/whew

Well, they've sown the wind...

Now, I guess, they get to reap the whirlwind.

Lotsa luck, you poor schmucks.

JAFLW

The Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) said: " Every intoxicant is khamr, and every khamr is haram."

So don't be a Shirk and use Khamr or you'll be Haram if you celebrate that filthy infidel tradition of the 4th of July.

This message brought to YOU from our friendly Millati Islami in good ole Memphis, Tennessee.

Haram and Khamr

Car swarming celebrations will still be allowed. As in Yemen, crucifixion may also make a comeback in Palestine. So who says there is no fun under Shariah?

I was playing a violin for them, but it got lost under my fingernail.

Hamassholes.

Hamas Bans Music Festival in West Bank

They are the ones with power after all.

From JTA and requires a simple registration.
As costs of peace process rise...

Ward departed from a long-standing demand that the United States shared with Israel: that the Palestinians immediately fulfill commitments to disarm terrorist groups and arrest fugitives. Instead, he cautiously endorsed P.A. President Mahmoud Abbas’ policy of co-opting armed members of terrorist groups into the Palestinian armed forces.

Israel has hesitated to fulfill some recent agreements because of Abbas’ unwillingness to arrest fugitives and disarm terrorists. However, in recent days — and apparently under U.S. pressure — it has agreed to accelerate the handover of more West Bank cities to P.A. control.

Theres more.

Looks like one of the celebrants has arrived.

in 43 I forgot to change the following into a quote. sorry.

Israel has hesitated to fulfill some recent agreements because of Abbas’ unwillingness to arrest fugitives and disarm terrorists. However, in recent days — and apparently under U.S. pressure — it has agreed to accelerate the handover of more West Bank cities to P.A. control.

“The prevailing values reject mixing of the sexes."

So, where do the little Qalqilyans come from? Maybe they find them in cabbages?

#31 moonsbreath

But can you dance when they're firing a rifle at you?

Only if they're playing "I Shot the Shariff".

On a purely "feeelllings" level, I feel sorry for the festival people who got shot down (perhaps that is a poorly chosen phrase, considering we're talking about Hamas). I do think it's too bad. This town could obviously use some cheering up.

I wonder how their Gay Pride parade went?

I guess this rules out the musical "Granny Get Your Gun."

I just wish they'd use a bit more vigor keeping the sexes apart and the race might just die out? Maybe not. Not with their population explosion happening.

#49 foreign devil

I wonder how their Gay Pride parade went?

They were pissed at first, I reckon (rectum?) -- it really got their goat...

#49 foreign devil

I wonder how their Gay Pride parade went?

You'd have to ask the Hamas offshoot--Homos.

"But he also said the council had been elected to protect the conservative values of the city, which included not approving of men and women mixing."

And these are the guys that the American Left is supporting? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Once hamazieland is established, perhaps the citizzens will finally see how good they had it when it was Israeli territory... demand that Israel take it back and beg to become citizens. LOL yeah right

Play that funky music...somewhere else. I have kinfolk who go on and on about "muslim" culture. What the hell are they talking about? Don't shake it Jamal! The mullah be POed!

"Those people have no souls."

And they want ours.

54 Malleus Dei

And these are the guys that the American Left is supporting?

Bingo.

I bet Ahmadinejad wishes that he could be the kid in this photo:

Disgusting Michael Jackson Mullah in Iran

What freaks those Ayatollahs are . . . swapping spit with a nine year old. Where could they have gotten the idea? (Aisha)

Speaking of music, Luther Vandross died.

What a shame.

A Qalqilya council spokesman said it was partly to avoid damaging the grass.

I swear to God, I've never once seen a blade of grass in the Palestinian territories. And if I ever did, I would know it was put there by Jews.

I sincerely apologize. That was supposed to go on the Ahmadinejad Photo thread.

Funny OT... I always love to wander around DU reading the insanity. actually every day just seems to blur together, Bush Lied, DSM, MIHOP/LIHOP, Haliburton blah blah blah.

So today they posted "We're looking for 500 committed DUers for the DU Activist Corps" at the top of the Latest Breaking News Forum, while reading it I came upon this little tidbit

"We start in a good position, because we've got thousands of people here every day -- somewhere in the neighborhood of 40,000 people visit Democratic Underground on a typical day"

So the "Premiere" (as they bill themselves) "Democrat/Liberal/Progressive" only manages to get less then 2/3 of the readership of LGF... and it doesn't mention if those are Unique or Total, if it was Total it would be less then 1/2 of LGF.

No wonder they won't post their numbers... but someone screwed up.

Ok back to your regularly scheduled comments.

Next:
no television
no radio
no white socks
no singing birds
no kites
no balloons
no toys...
no hands...
Getting that prison feel to it...not Gitmo of course...but real prisons, the old fashioned ones

I posted this on another thread, re hamas:Abbas: Hamas to Help With Gaza Transfer

59 Abdullah al-Libi

Is that photo for real?

#62 Abdullah-al-Libi

Thanks, dude, but no need to fall on your sword here. We'll let you live after a mistake...

Wow, Qalqilya is way worse than gitmo, where's amnasty international's little trolls on this one? Gotta be some rights being trampled somewhere.

#66 Luigi

I found it one day when I was reading articles at FaithFreedom.org.

Here is the FaithFreedom article in which it appeared, the link i posted goes right to the photo:

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Gallery/33.htm

The people of Qalqilya have praised our move.

And the ones who didn't, are no longer people of Qalqilya.

#59 w t f?

wheres he pulling the little boys hand?

69 Abdullah al-Libi

That photo leaves little to the imagination, and little to interpretation. It is scandalous.

64 wanumba

No phone! No lights! No motor cars!
Not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
It's primative as can be.

To borrow a lyric.

iev gotta wonder what he told his mommy after that pict. Unless hes old enough to know wemon are filthy, then of course heel just kick her till he feels better about himself

Cattt
and
Mary Jane and Ginger in burkas

aak!
Before everyone pounces..
Mary Ann!

When you see photos that show the living standards of these people you can see the depression not only in their eyes but in their surroundings.

We had a thread about that boy-kissing photo some time in the past. Can't think what to search on to find it.

I love the smell of schadenfreude on the West Bank!

Be careful what you vote for, paleos - you just might get it. :-D

Outdoor plays and concerts are being held across the West Bank this month as part of the Palestine International Festival.

But isn't the West Bank supposed to be a prison? Prisons have outdoor plays and concerts and festivals?

/Mythical ISMer getting a clue.

Well, you know what they say, silence is golden.

#77 quark2

When you see photos that show the living standards of these people you can see the depression not only in their eyes but in their surroundings.

Did you ever watch the movie "Osama"? It was very well done, but it's hard to watch what a society is like when it descends into what was Taliban Afghanistan.

Important to see. For everyone, not just us lizard types.

There's no joy in islam.

Not that I give a fuck.

"Damn! We've been blowing our children up for this? And this is worse than Israeli rule how? We suck..."

Let's parteee with hamas, they are real fun loving folks!

This decision is kind of weird, because Hamas members in America dance and sing:

Former City Engineer Lived Secret Double Life as Singer, Actor at Hamas Fundraisers

It’s hard to imagine that Mufid Abdulqader is the same man on stage wearing a traditional Palestinian Kafiyeh and desert robe, singing with gusto to a large admiring audience.

The naturalized U.S. citizen belting out the Arabic language tune tune while wearing traditional grab had, for more than eight years, worked by day for the city of Dallas in the mild-mannered field of civil engineering. He held a masters degree, had wife, kids, a mortgage and professional respect from colleagues and from the city’s top leaders for his work.

It’s even harder to imagine that this professionally accomplished, highly affable public servant by day, was on weekends singing the praises of the terrorist organization Hamas, encouraging martyrs to kill Jews and glorifying violent Jihad.

“Our people in Al Aqsa are out to revenge, to destroy the enemy; our revolution is spread throughout the land!” Abdulqader sang. “With Quran and Jihad, we will gain our homes back, hey, hey, hey! My precioius eyes are for Palestine, the agony of death is preciouis killing Jews...Death to Jews is precious. Jews will not fear threats, only action, so Hamas, hit them with the shoe bottoms of Islam and Hamas!

Other lyrics decry all peace negotiations with Israel and press instead for relentless war.

"No to the peace conference!" one tune included. "Yes to Jihad!"

Mufid Abdulqader no longer works for the city. He was fired in August after the federal government indicted him and six other Palestinian men for allegedly helping the Richardson-based Holy Land Foundation funnel money to Hamas, illegal since the U.S. designated it a terrorist organization in 1995. President Bush and federal courts have declared the Holy Land Foundation a front charity that has helped Hamas suicide attackers kill hundreds of civilian Israelis and ten Americans between 1989 and the foundation's December 2001 closure.

Should be "better than". I hit the stop button IMMEDIETLY, but...

But were the values of the city conservative?

#86 SoCalJustice

This decision is kind of weird, because Hamas members in America dance and sing:

On 9/11, too. Shooting guns off in American streets is bad, but on that day, singing and dancing was okay.

Taliban

Taliban

Taliban

Same religion, different group.

Loose, footloose
Kick off your Friday shoes
Please, Ahmid
Pull me offa my knees
Abdul, get back
C'mon before we crack
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose

A civilization without music is not civilization.

/period

Abbas asks Hamas to join Cabinet ahead of pullout

[Link: www.haaretzdaily.com...]

#92 Killian Bundy

Do you know any Hebrew music from Israel?

I absolutely love it!

#94 rightasrain

No, but I know, and have recently had communication with, an ultra LLL Israeli anarchist/amateur musician, who happens to be my US Frat Brother.

/does that count?

Killian - yeah, I guess so! ;-)

#96 rightasrain

He's a fervent Zionist/new age mythologist peacenik who HATES Sharon (served under him in the military), yet thinks Israel should have pulled out of Gaza twenty yaers ago. Go figure.

/A.E.K.D.B.

years

PI never MF!

Killian, he sounds like an interesting guy. ;)

Just rewards for the idiots. Nothing is free. There is always a price.

As I've said all along, all these men? need is a good peice of a$$, given freely from a willing woman. What a difference that would make! No more "California Dreamin'" of the virgin.

Besides, how are they gonna have sex with a woman with their penis that's scattered from Hell and back? I can just hear it now, "Can you feel it? Was it good for you?"

Idiots!

opine6

Um, "nothing is free" and "given freely from a willing woman" - contradiction in terms?

They can always move to a more friendlier part of town.

Damage the grass, yeah right!

"The people of Qalqilya have praised our move.”

So has Satan.

Heres my opinion on this: Islamists have very little "joy" in their society and WE are all paying for this lack.

AND further, in my opinion they could all use NORMAL, NATURAL, Sex. Thats also whats wrong with them. Sorry..had to say it. We all know it.

AND in my opinion, they could learn to love animals as well. What kind of people hate dogs..not just don't like dogs, but HATE dogs? They hang Dogs in Iraq. (Im so delighted Im paying for these people to have a "Democracy")

So -- No Music, No Art, No Dance, No Sex, No Love of a Pet, No Jokes or Laughing, NO to alot of joyous things. Poetry isnt enough to carry joy in a society. What a sorry society.

#101 opine6

That is really dumb. A "willing woman" will be used, and then discarded like yesterdays' tablescraps. A "willing woman" is soon a dead woman in that culture. And besides, what joy is there for the clitorectomized women?

#106 Vickie

Of course there is joy in their society. Joy of killing! Expecially Jews. You're just not being multicultural.

So -- No Music, No Art, No Dance, No Sex, No Love of a Pet, No Jokes or Laughing, NO to alot of joyous things. Poetry isnt enough to carry joy in a society. What a sorry society.

Perhaps they are "turning japanese?"

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I
really think so

#39 moonbreath-
I thought Haram and Kamer were attorneys at law in an Israeli lawfirm. My bad.
Let them sit in their no music no laughter world. I can never forgive them for not liking dogs anyway. Anybody who doesn't like dogs is just wrong in God's eyes.