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Daily Kos Master Plan Countdown, Day 7

Sun, Aug 28, 2005 at 8:41:49 pm PDT

Number of days until Markos “Screw Them” Moulitsas Zuniga unveils his top secret plan to destroy the Democratic Leadership Council:

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1 hous bin pharteen  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:44:28pm

Oh come on Charles, your getting lazy.
Where are our Austin Power Dr Evil pics!

2 hous bin pharteen  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:48:05pm

Kos "Liquidates" the DNC

Dr Kos

3 Slo  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:51:13pm

If you need a fix I have some lame ones on my blog hous.

4 Ferny  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:53:52pm

You better go through with it, Zuniga, or your party will never sever themselves from psychos like you, and will remain the underdog for years to come.

5 hous bin pharteen  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:54:22pm

$3 slo

Uhm, wouldnt that make it "Hous bin pharteen in da hous" then?

6 quark2  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:54:49pm

Yeah Charles! :)

7 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:55:33pm

So, even with the possibilty of tens of thousands dying in LA and hundreds of thousands more being left without homes or even basic services for weeks/months/years, Zuniga is still going through with his plan to put the US Gov't into turmoil in the name of inter-party disputes?

Never let it be said that the Left doesn't have their priorities in order.

8 Don Muertoburgos  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:58:20pm
9 Ward Cleaver  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 6:58:31pm

#3 slo

They're not that lame.

P.S. Robert Shaw's been dead for a long time. Don't worry about apologizing.

10 Ward Cleaver  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:01:33pm

#8 Don...

Now that was lame. Plus you hijacked the web page. Stop that.

11 wanumba  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:06:23pm

I asked this before for anyone who might want to make a guess...does Kos plan fall on Labor Day? (Suspect symbolism of the communist type). Why else a countdown? Then of course, any guesses as to how he expects to humble the DLC?
Does Kos know something about the inside skinny on DLC antics?
Inquiring minds ... normally wouldn't care, but are suspicious.

12 hous bin pharteen  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:06:28pm

8

Hey, isnt that a trade mark of dale jr?

I hope Charles doesent get sued.

13 Your Favorite Martian  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:07:18pm

Our Dark Lord is well known in the Mysterious East!
Ultimate Plan on sale now, in Tokyo.

14 Ilan Toren  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:25:49pm

Rancho Cucamonga and President Bush: It could happen

OK, I admit to growing up in Rancho Cucamonga and therefore I find this interesting (of course it was just plain old Cucamonga back then). Where is Jack Benny when you need him....

15 Spiny Norman  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:46:24pm

#14 Ilan Toren

Hey! My hometown paper!

16 Ilan Toren  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:48:13pm

Daniel Dennett on Intelligent Design

Another confession: Dennett is imho brilliant. And as is his norm, makes the case against intelligent design extremely well.

17 Friend of Bill W  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:49:59pm

9...6
8...7
OK, I get it.
He's doing it on purpose.

18 JnT  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:51:44pm

#11

My guess is he will announce James Carville is the illegitimate child of Karl Rove.

19 Dayenu  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 7:54:54pm

Charles is inflicting so much anticipation on me.

It's gonna really be a let down if the day comes, and we find out that Kos had absolutely nothing on mind at all.

No evil ray guns, no bringing back Walter Mondale, or cloning the brain of Harry S. Truman... if Kos just forgets the whole thing, I'm gonna be soooooo disappointed.

(Come to think of it, my idea of cloning Harry Truman's brain may actually be a great thing for the Democratic party, and the country as a whole. Hmmmmm....)

20 Bruiser  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 8:10:04pm

Are the lizardoids running a pool to guess what Kos is going to do?

I got money on "the leader of the DLC has a mutual fund, and the portfolio owns 2.1623 shares of Halliburton"

21 realwest  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 8:24:25pm

How many want to bet that, at the last minute, Kos gives them an extra 7 days or so?
I mean, look how much attention he's received already! We all know that Kos has a sponge for an ego, how could he resist more attention?

22 Rayra[deleted]  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 8:38:20pm
23 ilan toren  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 9:25:00pm

Spiny Norman

Landsman? You know from Red Hill, Etiwanda and Guasti?

24 realwest  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 9:43:58pm

#22 Rayra -"...manages to fall off his roof and impale himself on the flagpole."
OUCH! ROFLMAO!

25 Spiny Norman  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 10:41:44pm

#23 ilan toren

Landsman? You know from Red Hill, Etiwanda and Guasti?

Eh? The Daily DePressed is in Victorville, if that's what you're referring to.

Actually, my "real" hometown paper is the one I used to work for: The Grizzly (Big Bear Lake), All the News that Fits, We Print

26 Spiny Norman  Sun, Aug 28, 2005 10:43:48pm

Linky: The Grizzly

27 ilan toren  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 12:30:38am

Big Bear? Population 30,000/1,000 type of place. Very pretty and the Bnei Akiva camp used to be there too. I think I heard that they sold it though.

28 Friend of Bill W  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 1:44:13am

#24 realwest

#22 Rayra -"...manages to fall off his roof and impale himself on the flagpole." OUCH! ROFLMAO!

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em"

Couldn't resist

29 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 2:20:47am

I get this feeling that, 7 days from now, Kos will step up to the podium and admit to the masses that he was lying out his ass and there's no great plan to bring the DLC down. Notice how, since his mystery announcement 7 days ago, he hasn't said anything since.

30 blackbeard  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 3:34:33am

#20
you know that's not a bad idea. We should get a poll or something going so we can guess what he does. MY money is on him announcing that he hasn't had gas in the past four years (it's been known to happen to moonbats who tightly squeeze their buttcheecks together in response to Bush's "evil" policies) and then engage in a McCarthy-esque campaign to root out democrats who do still have gas. If they can fart, they have no heart!

31 Beto Ochoa  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 4:17:11am

#20 Bruiser 8/28/2005 10:10PM PDT

Are the lizardoids running a pool to guess what Kos is going to do? I got money on "the leader of the DLC has a mutual fund, and the portfolio owns 2.1623 shares of Halliburton"


You are so close to the truth it's not even funny.

32 TotallySirius  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 4:24:30am

Maybe this is all just a simple case of a bad acid trip.

33 JustAHouseWife  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 4:35:39am

Mornin Everyone!

This is weird. I googled "Daily Kos" this morning to see if I could find anything on the "secret plan" and I found this:

[Link: www.dailykos.com%2F&search_type=title...]

Blogshares? What the heck is that?

Anyway, on this page it says on 8-22 "press release"

"daily kos has suffered a huge setback with several analysts urging their clients to ditch the stock....the exact nature of customer dissatifaction is not known...."

The price dropped from B$204 to B$124...is the B like Monopoly money?

Wasn't 8-22 the day the Kos "plan" was reveiled? LOL

34 TallDave  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 4:44:57am

I feel like a kid at Christmas!

Eight more days till presents!

35 JustAHouseWife  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 4:50:47am

I also found this:

[Link: www.actblue.com...]

"ActBlue" The online clearinghouse for grassroots action.

"Our Mission
ActBlue is the universal Democratic bundler. We enable anyone — individuals, grassroots groups, and millions-strong organizations — to use the best practices of EMILY's List and MoveOn to fundraise for the Democratic candidates and causes of their choice. With ActBlue, together these fundraisers can raise otherwise untapped millions for Democratic campaigns and progressive causes"

History

July-August, 2005 — In just two weeks, over $500,000 come through ActBlue.com for the Paul Hackett campaign in the August 2 OH-02 special election. (Average contribution: $50.) These funds were raised by the blogosphere, Democracy for America, and many other grassroots communities and networks; see some of the fundraising pages here, here, here, and here.

daily kos is mention here:

August-September, 2004 — ActBlue's users grow to include widely-read bloggers Daily Kos and Atrios, and the 100,000-member True Majority Action PAC.


Also this old article:
[Link: www.spectator.org...]

"Moreover, in the interest of full disclosure, shouldn't someone ask Howard Dean if Kos is still shilling for him now that Dean is a candidate for DNC Chair? Kos claims to have folded his consulting outfit, but let's just say his credibility is shot.
Lest this seem like too much guilt by association, consider that as chairman of the Democrat Nation Committee, Howard Dean would be given the authority to hire scores of employees, consultants, and advisers to rebuild his party and combat the Republicans. The hiring of Markos Moulitsas Zúniga shows Dean has neither the judgment nor the temperament to fill those positions responsibly. "

36 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 5:11:49am

#33 JustAHouseWife

Interestin' link. Just searched for and found LGF listed. And the stock value is just under $1mil. Wonder if it'd shoot up if Charles claimed it, as Zunigas has for Kos?

37 PhDude  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 5:12:23am

22 Rayra:

Here's hoping Kos' plan amounts to nothing more than climbing on the roof of his yellow clapboard shitbox to wave the Red flag, and that he then manages to fall off his roof and impale himself on the flagpole.

/cue Vonage music

38 JustAHouseWife  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 5:33:27am

#36 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds,
Morning!

In regards to that link... I am the last person to understand stocks and such; but this looks strange to me. Is it real? Or a virtual money fantasy game or something?


plan "Unveiled" I meant to say up there.

CIMF
(coffee is my friend)

39 alegrias  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 5:36:04am

With Howard Dean as their skipper, does the conventional Dem navy need an insurgent pirate such as Daily Kos to shipwreck itself further?

I heard Kerry's 2004 campaign manager Mary Beth Cahill talked about that titanic disaster on C-Span this weekend. (She was director of EMILY's list and also Teddy Chappaquidick Kennedy's chief of staff before taking on Kerry's sinking ship.)

40 rcris5  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 5:37:10am

Is he going to?

1. Adorn himself as a Buddhist monk and go fireball.

2. Attack DNC headquarters and screw them Fallujah style.

3. Release his archive of Ted Kennedy photos giving swimming lessons to young girls.

4. Reveal that he and Sen. Dodd are lovers.

5. Marry the former Mrs. Sheehan.

Grrooovy baby.

41 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 5:44:52am

#38 JustAHouseWife

From the looks of it, it's one of the various fantasy sites out there now, giving people the chance to play around in a field that they normally wouldn't have anything to do with.

#40 rcris5

1. Adorn himself as a Buddhist monk and go fireball.

G-d-willing...

2. Attack DNC headquarters and screw them Fallujah style.

Considering the current crop of moonbats, he'll be lucky if he gets enough guys to egg the front of the building.

3. Release his archive of Ted Kennedy photos giving swimming lessons to young girls.

Pray such horrors do not come to pass.

4. Reveal that he and Sen. Dodd are lovers.

Well, there went my lunch.

5. Marry the former Mrs. Sheehan.

Ah, a match made in Hell.

42 JustAHouseWife  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 5:58:40am

#40 LOL!
I think kos' secret is dressing up like Plankton from SpongeBob and he does this in private sitting in front of his computer. He is going to come out and wear it at all times now.
Plankton always has a plan!

#41 Target.
Yes that's what I thought too.
Kos can tank even in a fantasy world. That's comforting! LOL

43 BrunoMitchell  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 7:10:06am

I like how the Dems always make reference to Republican's playing soldier in the Hummers. (See comments in the DailyKos post) Yes, there are significantly more Republicans who own Hummers than Democrats. However, the ownership of SUVs by Democrats is also very high BUT they tend to buy foreign brands vehicles, as opposed to those made in America like Hummer.

44 wanumba  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 8:14:47am

Reading all the posts with interest....
I haven't paid much attention, so I need some help straightening this out...
Kos is raging against the DLC, right?
So, who's on that right now? What does that mean politically within the Dem Party?
Who is on the DNC?
Is this a Dean wing taking on the Hillary wing?
Is Kos a Dean man or Clintonista?
Is Kos quiet because he is getting smacked down by who he thought was his side or he spilled the beans in his immature enthusiasm...? I don't know. Kos was trusted with talking point distribution/press releases before, but the Left isn't really known for loyalty...
Are the Long Knives out as factions are poised to battle for supremacy or is it nothing?

Will check back...

45 perlster  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 8:21:48am

#16 Find a mooonbat blog for this crap, troll.

46 aaron's rantblog  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 2:57:21pm

San Francisco Examiner has a troubling theory.

47 aaron's rantblog  Mon, Aug 29, 2005 3:58:16pm

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