rednecks down under?

Watch ooout, Mr Muslim!

name calling!

Oh Rightymouse! here's your thread!

Hows about a RedNeck WhoopAss!

[bigoted word]s!

[bigoted word]s !?

I mean seriously, who isnt afraid of a little redneck backlash? ;)

Seems Charles is replacing certain words such as "r-ag heads" with "Arabs"

no rules, just right

Get the Hell out of Australia.

[bigoted word].

(Red neck comment)

Same logic as the left.

Good Morning Infidels!

Yes, rednecks down under -- they've got ranchers there (sheep ranchers, mainly), and miners (opal miners, mainly), and a great many outdoorspeople who don't take a shine to gang rapes, female circumcision, and massacres.

Anaheim CA Dhimmi watch:

We apparently have a "Little Gaza" in the OC.

Hookah bars patrons puffing away and creating problems. IE: Gang fights, pot smoking, loud "music" at 2am.

Any enforcement of no smoking laws is racist and an infringement on their "culture".

No go zone for rednecks?

OMG Jeff Foxworthy with an Australian accent
/almost as funny as a CA governor with an Austrian accent

Dr Ali was in Canberra today seeking assurances that the Government would “not allow the rednecks in this country to exploit this situation”.

Yeeeha! Rednecks rule!

OT

Happy Birthday, United States Marine Corps!

Thank you to all who have served our beloved Country.

Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia’s Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims

Yeah, sure is a bitch when your plans for blowing up civilians get foiled.

"Redneck" my ass. They should expect anger from anyone except the most die-hard left-wing nutjob.

I love to focus anger on people who claim innocense when they are the most guilty of wanton evil acts.

[bigoted word]s.

(another red neck slam)

Let us pray that their "nightmare" continues looong into this decade and beyond.

REDNECK BACKLASH ACKBAR

Um, I got my money on the rednecks. Go rednecks!

It’s fascinating. Polls show that Muslims (at the 90-100% level) hate Americans, Jews, and the French. This hatred creates an atmosphere where violent attacks are accepted and cheered. Yet, Muslim leaders claim it is the hatred of others that is the problem.

If one wants to find hate-mongers one only has to look at the Islamic world.

Isn't that like whiplash?

Look at this paragraph:

"The Federal Government has scrambled to reassure Australia's Islamic community that suspected terrorists, not Muslims, were not being pursued by security agencies following the arrests of 17 people in spectacular raids in Sydney and Melbourne."

So, the Australian government is NOT pursuing suspected terrorists any longer since spectacular raids in Sydney and Melbourne?

'Ow to speak Australian:

"Redneck"

Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia’s Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

I'll bet they do. It totally screwed up the dream of the mass murder of infidels.

ANY country would improve with a little redneck addition.

“not allow the rednecks in this country to exploit this situation”.

aint that some projection?

I got a better idear, fuckwit. Hows about you goat lickers walk off a cliff like lemmings.

Or go back to shitholeistan.

The choice is yours

Test Charles' word censor in Preview

rag_heads will be replaced with Arabs or Arab with no "s" when removing the underscore

In previewing your comment try without the underscore and you'll get arab capital first letter

THIS IS WHAT DRIVES ME UP THE WALL WITH "MODERATE" MUSLIMS!

Whenever their believers commit terror attacks (or in this case got caught before they could), do "moderate" Muslims decry the adoption of terrorism in the name of Islam? Do they make moves to reform this very hostile and dangerous aspect of their religion? Do they cooperate with authorities to purge the bad elements that are giving their religion a bad name?

NO!

They worry mostly about whether people at large will get fed up with them and take retribution against them for the actions of terrorists!

It would be ironic that "rednecks" save liberal Western Civilization from this latest flavor of fascism -- islamofascism.
 

OT The wonderful Fulton County Sheriffs dept has lost another inmate. Fulton County is Atlanta, GA and the Fulton County sheriffs dept is the most inept in the world.

OT...Booms over Gaza... BBC and Guardian (UK) claim that IDF "sonic booms" are responsible for Palestinian miscarriages in Gaza !?!?!?

[Link: www.honestreporting.com...]

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL WAS REACHED. Quotes from Saeb Erekat, so it must be true. /sarc

THEY AIN'T SCEARED ENOUGH I RECKON!

Hot damn...next y'all down under are gonna' have NASCAR Republicans...:).

Anyone else get the feeling that these islamicpsychopaths are sawing their own heads off?

Keep up the great work, you robed, bearded psychopathic bastards.

Mrs Beto:

I had the same 'WTF?' when I read that.

#33 William:

It would be ironic that "rednecks" save liberal Western Civilization

Wouldn't be the first time.

I wonder how this will be spun to blame the Zionist... errr Jewish rednecks down under?

STRING 'EM UP!

GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!

Some one get the rope and find me a tree.

(Red Necks Awayyy!)

Of course beating reporters was a step in the right direction. Way to go Abdul!

"Warning"? You mean they're not experiencing it yet?

Why just rednecks? What about geeks, nerds, professionals, IT specialists, Java programmers, scientists, engineers, etc.? Don't we count?

Made me think of,

US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Texas,
and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Have we already forgotten "Crocodile Dundee"?

There are quite a few "rednecks" in Austrailia.

30 Murqtaad

That's a little harsh, ain't it?

/sarcasm off

The Federal Government has scrambled to reassure Australia’s Islamic community that suspected terrorists, not Muslims, were not being pursued by security agencies...

I think there is an extra "not" in that sentence. Otherwise, neither terrorists nor Muslims are being pursued, and that would be a problem.

Freaky that

associates of the accused attacked media waiting outside.

Hey, MSM! Your friends physically assaulted you! Whaddya say to that? ("Umm ... Mr. Fazoul was just trying to shake my hand and he missed.")

Their whining is like that of the crafty type of playground bully who cries fakely after getting caught.

I saw video of that altercation. A bunch of goons attacking the media ... probably cause they felt like doing so.

Rednecks are misunderstood anyway.

Well if [bigoted word]s becomes AYRABS then I want Rednecks to become "Fine upstanding Americans that are sick to death of Death cult [bigoted word]s."

#44 Roger

Why just rednecks? What about geeks, nerds, professionals, IT specialists, Java programmers, scientists, engineers, etc.? Don't we count?

Oddly enough, they seem to be worried about rednecks kicking their asses.

Funny, an Aussie rednecks nightmare is when the "barbie" is prematurely extinquished; Aussie muslims nightmare is when a Jihad attack is prematurely extinquished. Go figure.

Yank in the EU

How fare European rednecks with the Islamic revolt in France? How active is the Islamic youth revolt where you are?

Be safe.

I still think it was a huge tactical mistake on the part of Al Queda to go after the Aussies. I know I wouldn't want to piss them off.

said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

speaking of nightmares coming true, what would the 'catastrophic' terrorist attack they were about to launch? A wet dream?

redneck yacht club?

45 JustDanny 11/10/2005 08:36AM PST

Bwahahahaha!

Spewed coffee all over my monitor!

Well at least they fear someone

Fear the redneck, respect the redneck

At least rednecks don't support mass murder and terrorism. They are generally harmless and mind their own business until they are challenged or threatened. Rednecks also tend to support the war, having enough native intelligence to know when their country's vital interests are threatened. I'm sure the Australian variety will rise to the occasion when duty calls.

Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia’s Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

Ain't that a shame?
Of course the would be terrorists weren't moslims!

/sarc

Victor David Hanson on with Neal Boortz RIGHT NOW (1135AM Eastern)!

MOOSLIMS GOT SOMETHING AGAINST ...NASCAR!?!

That's just un-american...even if it's in Australia. 'Cause they are really close to American.

GET ME THE GODDAM ROPE, LETS START STRINGIN' A FEW [bigoted word]S UP...

Spitting Copenhagen "PTOOOWY".

(Redneck University)(and yes...I do use. Call me a northern Red Neck, with traditional ties to the south)

They have Rednecks in Australia? That's awesome! You might be a Australian Red neck if your biggest problem today is that you have a jar of Vegemite and no bread and you want shoot at guy in a turban because he wants to blow you up but you can't because there is too much gun control, so you just stab him, because who wants to get blown up by a guy in a turban?

I hope that someone from the Daily Kos sees this!

#38 Birkenstock Cowboy

Mrs Beto:
I had the same 'WTF?' when I read that.

Figure it was a Freudian slip on the journalist's part?

If rednecks ever actually blow up your mosques and gang rape your women, then you can talk to me about backlash.

#52 Cheese...in that case, thow another Muzzy on the barbie will you mate?

"Suspected terrorists, not Muslims, were not being pursued..."

What kind of reassuring double-talk is this? Oh, yeah, terrorism has nothing to do with Islam. Therefore, by definition, a terrorist cannot be a Muslim.

Must've been a bunch of rednecks. Conservative Bush-Howard supporters, no doubt. I wouldn't figure Australia for a dhimmified nation, but I could be wrong.

Oz...get use to hearing...hold my beer son, and watch this...:).

I am so afraid of the redneck backlash.. I must assemble explosives in my home to protect myself.

"PTOOOWY"!

Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia's Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were "nightmares come true" for Muslims

Why? Aren't moderate Muslims *happy* that the "hijackers of their peaceful religion" have been apprehended?

A KEY Muslim leader has warned radical clerics to tone down their rhetoric and has voiced fears of a redneck backlash against his community.

Well, lets look at this statement a little more closely: "...warns radical clerics..."

How about taking each and every RADICAL cleric and deporting them when they preach radical behavior.

Want to stop ISLAMIC-TERRORISM...get rid of the clerics who preach this sh*t. Get rid of them. Deportation is a useful weapon against the kind of criminal behavior that these radical clerics advocate.

My personal opinion is that islamic mosques have to be monitored and the "Radical Clerics" have to be eliminated from our countries and sent back to where they came from.

Thank you Jimmy Carter for the islamic states you had inadventantly created because of your flawed and weak presidency. The weakessed president in the history of the United States.

Isn't that insulting to rednecks?

They're right about one thing, Rednecks are probably radical Ismams greatest nightmare. Uh...I've been called a redneck at times...

Q

How do you know when a redneck is gonna kick your ass?

A

When you blow up his beer supply!

Any others?

I hear Australia is a Red state … all by itself. Terrorists aren’t too bright. First they wake-up the American giant and not they want to scrap with the Aussies.

#68 PK Just watch out for the stash of oily rags you are keeping in the basement...next to that faulty hot water heater and the half used cans of solvent that are not tightly sealed

Fear the Redneck.

Fear people who eat Pork products with a lust in their hearts.

Pork Chops first...Then we kick some Muslim ASS!

Although there might be some small fears of a backlash from a small minority of Aussies, the Muslim leaders quoted are playing an old game of tunring aggressor into victim.

A "backlash" is far less a fear to our society than the fear be instilled by Islamic terrorism worldwide.

It's time for these leaders to take some responsibility and to strt issuing fatwas against the terrorists within their midst.

Anyone touches my beer or my pork chop...I'll kill 'em!

Hello I'm KEEPANDBEAR

And I'm a NECK

And Damn Proud of It

Jeff Foxworthy Jokes needed.

#75 Jason Pappas
Don't forget to include the brilliant terrorist tactic to bite the French hand that feeds it (scum scraps as the case may be).

We've seen it all before;

Myth of the Muslim Hate-Crime Epidemic

Do you believe that a "post-Sept. 11 backlash" has resulted in a nationwide wave of violence and bigotry against Muslims in America? The hype artists and book-cookers at the Arab-American Anti-Discrimination Committee want you to think so. The group's new report purports to document "a massive increase" of hate crimes targeting Arab-Americans.

But in order to concoct a Muslim hate-crime epidemic, the ADC report lumps together faulty citations, dubious anecdotes and grossly over-inflated claims.
---
Herein lies the real agenda of the ADC and other apologists for Islamic extremism: to liken outspoken critics to murderers, to equate speech with violence and to exploit victimhood status in a cynical attempt to distract attention from the true sources of terror in America.

If these arrests are a nightmare for them, what do they think it would have been had the arrests not happened?

Cowboy
Redneck

The unintended compliments never end, do they?

CC
Hmmm... Oily rags (breathes deep-pupils dilate)

Infidels of the world, hear my message of hope:
We must lash back!
Before it is too late!

signed,
I are a infidel, too

Can't take the heat? Get out of the kitchen.

More news from Oz:

A RADICAL Melbourne Muslim cleric has downplayed his links to a number of terror suspects arrested this week in police raids.

Sheikh Mohammed Omran said while he knew some of the nine Melbourne men arrested in police raids on Tuesday, he was not close to any of them.

(that's what they all say)

Sheikh Omran said he was horrified when he heard about Tuesday's police raids in Sydney and Melbourne, which led to the arrests of 17 terror suspects. An 18th suspect was arrested in Sydney today.

He was also horrified by the way the raids and arrests were handled by police, the government and the media.

"But the way the government dealt with the story or with the problem (that's) something we don't appreciate.

"These things supposed to dealt with a delicate way, not to make it so publicity (sic) and put so much fear in the people minds."

From The Australian.

TREASURER Peter Costello said radical Muslims would not be allowed to turn Australia into an Islamic state.
Mr Costello said Muslims who wanted to live in a country governed by sharia law, which imposes strict limitations on freedoms, would be better off living elsewhere.

"If you are somebody who wants to live in an Islamic state governed by sharia law you are not going to be happy in Australia, because Australia is not an Islamic state, will never be an Islamic state and will never be governed by sharia law," Mr Costello said.

"We are a secular state under our constitution, our law is made by parliament elected in democratic elections.
"We do not derive our laws from religious instruction."
Mr Costello said anyone who was alienated by Australia's form of government, judicial system and civil rights and wanted something else "might be better advised to find the 'something else' somewhere else".

"There are Islamic states around the world that practise sharia law and if that's your object you may well be much more at home in such a country than trying to turn Australia into one of those countries, because it's not going to happen," he said.

Sod off, [bigoted word]s.
Redneck Ackbar!

G*D BLESS REDNECKS!

#84 Terp Mole
Yeah, that horrible hate crime of "looking sideways" at somebody in a burka.

Jeff Foxworthy.com

The "moderate" muslims should be herding the radicals in to the authorities.

Or, is there no such thing as a moderate muslim?

Islamaphobia

The fear of backlashes to their violence

Only Liberals see the criminal as the victim

abortion, cloning, death penalty ...

Muslims exploit Western Liberalism to their advantage

Liberalism that says a criminal is a victim

But WHY did the muslim rape and murder

Lets us spend more money on giving them rugs and rags to make the cirminals happy

Onyl a Liberal would see the solution to violence as rewarding violence

Never negotiate with kidnappers..

the root cause of terrorism is its success

Rewarding Violence Creates More Violence

Liberals Reward Violence

I'm not a redneck, just a grouchy Yankee.

#45 JustDanny

That is one of my most favorite blurbs ever, especially the last one. I sent it around the last time it came across my email to all my friends, figuring hey, not too political and of course, we rednecks can laugh at ourselves better than anybody.

Lib friend replied after it was sent:
"Who's Dale Earnhardt?"

Pity-ful...Jes' Pity-ful...

This 'backlash' is like waiting for Godot.

The only way they manage to get a decent number of 'hate crimes' to bitch about is by reporting everything from funny looks to arguments.

When Jews say they are being persecuted and pursued and are the victims of loathing, asshats like DePaul University professor Norman Finkelstein (author of a book called "Beyond Chutzpah") and a team of Holocaust deniers like this bastard currently on trial accuse us of being bellyaching crybabies who are trying to squeeze more money out of guilty goyim with our tears.

When Muslims say they are being persecuted, etc., they get a free pass and more welfare checks and other goodies.

Thanks largely to the MSM.

...but we will never help you catch the radicals because that would be...uh...unislamic.

-imam

lets see...I make my own soap, guns, archery equipment, beer, whiskey, knives, deer stands...I have about 30 firearms of all types and several thousand rounds of ammo...does that make me a Redneck?

#83 Mrs. Beto, you are right. Going after France, Islam's best ally, isn't too bright. Besides, it blows the party line: "America's foreign policy is to blame." And while they're at it, they blow-up fellow Muslims in Jordan! Dumb and dumber.

If rednecks & whites were part of the grievance industry, the way Muslims & other minorities of the West are, whites would be screaming that sports nicknames like "Fighting Irish" and "Celtics" are demeaning to whites of Irish descent, "Vikings" to whites of Scandinavian descent, etc. etc.

As a proud redneck, I DEMAND that this Muslim be called to account for his defamatory slur against whites! (Cue Crickets... )

Oldy, but goody

You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

97 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Well Come over here by me. I can translate for yah.

#90 Van Impe

Sheikh Mohammed Omran said while he knew some of the nine Melbourne men arrested in police raids on Tuesday, he was not close to any of them.

Is that anything like:

I voted for the $86 million, before I voted against the $86 million.

Hey Ali..."you ain't from around here, are ya boy?"

How do you know you're a redneck?

When a Saudi prince knocks on your door you tell him that the KKK meeting is two blocks down the street.

Plot crimes...cry victim...extract concession... Plot crimes...cry victim……extract concession……

On and on it goes, from Thailand to Toulouse, the same tired old routine from the muslims

And the mugs in the MSM, academia and politics fall for it every time.

#90

please, not so much publicity!
we wish to kill them in their multiculti sleep

"These things supposed to dealt with a delicate way, not to make it so publicity (sic) and put so much fear in the people minds."

Liberals Rewarding Criminals prove that crime pays

The most modern aspect of our civilization is that crime and punishment no longer apply but rather crime and reward is the new adage of Western Liberalism

#45 JustDanny

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Oh man, number five (should have been three, RIP, Dale, we miss you) hurt my ribs.

9 vdh--what does that mean?

Darn! That was "Sod off, m u z z i e s".

I don't like this PC filter. At all.

Deport them all. How much provocation do we need? A nuclear bomb has to go off in New York City Harbour before we do anything?

I am getting tired of reading about the constant MUSLIM attacks, the constant MUSLIM lies, the constant MUSLIM immigration, legal or illegal.

And every time I talk to a Muslim in person, the constant lies never cease: "These people misrepresent our faith; Mohammad was a man of peace, of justice; Islam is a religion of peace; Mohammad was the perfect man, the example for us all to follow." WTF!

Feed the crocs [bigoted word]s.

112
mglazer

btw, this site also autocorrects
m u z z i e

@34 Just_A_Grunt

I saw that too!
Ain't you just underwhelmed?

Another fine moment for the "moderate Muslim" -- actually a mythical creature about as common as a unicorn.

Yank in the EU: Was this your HatTip at NROnline Jay Nordlinger's impromptus yesterday?

A pal of mine — Yank who lives in Europe — sent it to me. Comes from a John Vinocur column, in the International Herald Tribune. Check it out:

/kudoes

#102 maddog

Uh...yessir' - it sho' does.

102 maddog44

No that makes you somebody everyone will want to know when the shiite hits the fan.

Or a damn fine redneck.

Now hold my beer an' whachiss...Yeeehaaa

Ow!

LOL

Who created the idea of the ROP and moderate muslim

was it hopefull Liberals or hatefull muslims?

Waiting for the day when western governments stop 'scrambling to soothe Muslim feelings'.

Grow up Muslims and denounce the terrorists in your midsts and take your place in civilized society.

#105 Elcid

You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

Hot damn! Those would make some bitchin' angel skirts.

Thanks, Elcid! (Plugging in hot glue gun.)

How do you know you're a redneck?

When you refer to Arabs as "injuns"

Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia’s Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

Sleep tight, assholes. Don't let the bedbugs bite!

You might be a redneck if your imam's turban was ruined by a ceiling fan.

#102 maddog
Redneck is an attitude, a state of mind and no amount of wealth or property can buy.
To be a true redneck it is not enough to won a gun You must give your gun a name.

"President of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils Dr Ameer Ali said he planned to meet with government ministers today to seek greater protection for his community."

OK, I give up. How do we protect the rest of society from your "community".

#130 won=own

If they’re using “Redneck” can we use “[bigoted word]?” Hey, we can’t even see their necks! Inquiring minds want to know. ;)

From a former dipper and proud redneck, (Skoal was flavor of choice) understand this sand flies. You jack with our neighborhood and we'll jack your ass. Nothing a redneck loves anymore than to disembowel filthy vermin with a 12 gauge. YEEEHHHAWWW!

Get your shotgun Ellie! There be vermin in the neighborhood.

Redneck checkin' in!

#122 Carolina Girl
Then you and my wife are in agreement!

how do you know you're a redneck? When you lament the fact that the Fwench yoots didn't remove the tires from those cars and pile them up before they started burning them.

Liberalism in a mental illness since they see the truth as a lie the reverse of everything

According to Liberals criminals are victims and should be rewarded for their violence

Crime pays if you live with Liberals

How about a 6 week open season on islamists?

#53 Mrs. Beto

Hey! ;)

I'm in a cozy student town, head buried in the books all day long, but I have picked up a thing or two here and there.

Paul Belian is a keen eyed source. He said today:

France was quiet last night. Only one school was torched and the number of “car-becues” was down to 400. Two more nights and we will be back at the normal pre-riot level of 100 car fires per night. Ah, didn’t Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy say earlier that “20 to 40 cars torched each night” was the normal rate? Yes, he did, but the official figures are generally understood to be underreported. [Link: www.brusselsjournal.com...]

That seems to be the main message, as Charles noted in one of his posts: the media is going to intentionally play down the violence. Small acts of violence in support of the French intifada have appeared in Ghent, Antwerpen and Brussels. Brussels has several large Muslim districts -- one near where all the hookers in the pink-lit windows stand and there is even one large area outside the center of Brussels where one can see street signs in Arabic. That's no surprise, as Belgium has also adopted the "millet" -- multicultural system as well. Policemen have been advised by the State not to drink coffee during Ramadan in these areas, as you may have heard.

Fortunately, as well, there has been no news concerning violence against the large Orthodox Jewish population in Antwerpen. My sense is that the Belgian far right (not sure if you can call them rednecks -- more like sophisticated, hard right, Euro nationalist types) will be active in using any violence on their behalf, as Le Pen and the National Front in France have done.

#105 ElCid

You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

What? No! You reload them suckers! (Redneck recycling)

So does this site PC check Pullstart?

Are we "rednecks" allowed to say "[bigoted word]"?

big l @ #114: vdh--what does that mean?

Initials for the right honorable professor Dr. Victor Davis Hanson.

Ya know, I can't figure this: the remains of most splodey-dopes have a very red neck.

Perhaps the "backsplash" fear of the Muslim communities is that one of those splodey-dope red necks (or red skulls, or red ribs, etc) will go backsplashing past them.

No. We must say "Arab".

#116 Mentat, that won't even do it. Until certain people are dead, they will insist all terrorism is done by individuals and should be pursued only by police and lawyers. No prevention. All after the fact court cases and psych analysis. Then appeals.

How do you know that you are a [bigoted word] being confronted by a redneck?

When he tells you that you are too big to be a jockey in this country and that here we don't race Camels, we smoke them.

That's not a knife Achmed...

#102 maddog44 11/10/2005 08:49AM PST
lets see...I make my own soap, guns, archery equipment, beer, whiskey, knives, deer stands...I have about 30 firearms of all types and several thousand rounds of ammo...does that make me a Redneck?

Geez, tough call. Do you have any coonhounds sleeping under your front porch at the moment?

#98 Carolina Girl

Lib friend replied after it was sent:
"Who's Dale Earnhardt?"

They don't know who (takes off feed store cap and bows head respectfully) Dale Earnhardt was? Are you SURE they're not filthy commie infiltrators?

#78 scoreboard44

Aussie Rednecks invite the good Islamo doctor and his mosque, too late to be an Oktoberfest, to a November Fest weinie roast featuring crispy pork sausages shaped appropriately, to celebrate the Aussie raids on local terrorists.

In honor of the occasion, we in Texas will fire up the old BBQ with some good Elgin sausage tonight.

OT

CLINTONS A HOT TICKET IN ISRAEL

November 10, 2005 -- JERUSALEM — Wealthy Israelis are paying up to $100,000 just for a chance to sit near the Clintons during their upcoming visit.

Former President Bill Clinton and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton are the headliner guests at a posh dinner in Tel Aviv Monday to commemorate the opening of the Yitzhak Rabin Center.

A fund-raising letter asking for donations to the center — and offering tickets to the dinner — said seating will be determined "according to the size of the contribution."

"Priority, of course, will be given to the highest contributions," it adds. ...

Note to Imams who get lost in the woods: When the redneck says to you "boy, you better pray for me real good", it's not what you think.

Maddog

I make my own soap, guns, archery equipment, beer, whiskey, knives, deer stands

On second thought, you could also be the Mississippi Martha Stewart.

#98 Carolina Girl

Bless his heart. That is just so wrong.

Earnhardt Ackbar!

yee ha, I just love redneck threads...

Oh! I get it!
You can use it in the two word format!?!

126 SwampWoman

Hot damn! Those would make some bitchin' angel skirts.

Thanks, Elcid! (Plugging in hot glue gun.)

Welcome...

_{As he dons his baseball/golf cap to the top of his eyes, with the cap bill FORWARD, the correct way...lol}

the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

I don't give a big, fat, hairy, flying f***.

Such victims.

Can we play "Whack-a-Mo" now, please?

Guys! Time to bring up one of my favorites of all time...

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
Why isn’t he happy playing nighttime basketball?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Can I call Howard Dean or John Kerry and see what they think I should do?

Republican’s Answer:
BANG!

Southern Republican’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! click…..(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! click
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

I've been drunk in Australia.

miss trixie,

"whack-a-mo"

lmao

sounds good to me.

#154 Occasional Reader 11/10/2005 08:58AM PST
Note to Imams who get lost in the woods: When the redneck says to you "boy, you better pray for me real good", it's not what you think.

Achmed's sher got a purty mouth on 'im, don't he?

Squeal like a...wait, pigs are haram...bleat like a sheep!

I'm a confirmed redneck. I call my neighbor barbeque Bob. Bob will barbeque your pancakes for you if you wish.

'Moderate' Islamic PR failure, exhibit A.

"I tell the clerics, please guard your language when you talk" -Dr. Ali

The leaders of these Muslim organizations really, really think we're stupid.
The transparency of their nonsense is mind-boggling.

OT

Al-Arian Lied to the Press and Immigration Authorities, Lawyer Concedes

TAMPA, Fla. - A defense attorney for a former college professor on trial for his alleged leadership role in a terrorist group conceded in court yesterday that his client lied to the press and immigration authorities in what the lawyer described as an effort to keep a Palestinian Arab think tank afloat.

But, he isn't a terrorist. Right.

#150 bunker buster

Geez, tough call. Do you have any coonhounds sleeping under your front porch at the moment?

There is also a school of thought that believes that the front porch is what the younguns sleep under; the dawgs sleep in the house.

We don't have 'rednecks' in Canada; we have 'hosers'! Take off, eh?

#167 Taqiyya. That's what he's supposed to do.

The correct pronunciation IS A-rab, down here, y'all...:).

Dr Ali was in Canberra today seeking assurances that the Government would “not allow the rednecks in this country to exploit this situation”.

That's an idea - moving to where rednecks live for security;=)

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

has voiced fears of a redneck backlash against his community

And me ? I am not a redneck, technically I am mediterraneanish, this muslim is trying to apartheid me !
I want to be in the backlash ! A mediterraneanish backlash !
In India I am sure they have a lot of brownish backlash !

#153 Sarah D.

Well, I hope they're bright enough to keep the Clintons away from the donation bucket...

#168

LOL.

goodbye_natalie

Is your other neighbor Turkey/Fish Fryer Fred?

#121 Terp

Nope, I do know a couple people involved in journalism, but that hat tip was not directed at me.

Fairly interesting 'impromptu' though. Thanks.

Where are prominent, mainstream American Muslims denouncing terrorism? Let's see... basketball star Hakeem Olajuwon funded terrorism, deliberately or not, then moved to Jordan. He's been silent. Muhammad Ali... I think he might've uttered a few words about Islam being peace after 9/11, but he's been silent ever since. In fact, he just got a Freedom Medal from Bush yesterday. Ben Chavis, the former & longtime head of the NAACP, is a radicalized Muslim who has called for the death of America.

I'd like to see a movie with the title, "There's Something About Islam..."

#146 jd
Proper redneck pronunciation is A-rab I believe.

Maybe they didn't find this funny?

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

They got rednecks in Australia too?
Beer in big cans, football with no helmets, miles of beaches, I knew there was something about them Aussies I liked ;)!

Okay, anyone know exactly how many muslims have been killed by the "redneck backlash" since 9/11?

Kindly compare that number with the number of people killed by islamic terrorists since 9/11?

Now, exactly WHO has a real reason to be afraid / pissed off / rioting / attacking the media ?

And yet . . .

P.S. Everything that is happening can be traced back to the very roots of Islam, its not radicals, its not terrorists, its not islamofascists, its not a small minority hi-jacking a great religion, its the damned religion itself! Read the Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam and the Crusades - everyone needs to be educated about islam.

Mohammad's "Verse of the Sword" - abbrogating ALL peaceful verses in the Koran gives 3-options that ALL muslims MUST impose upon infidels:

1. Convert

2. Submit and pay Jizya

3. Die

#168 Swampy:

You are my resource for all things redneck ... like a redneck Worldbook Encyclopedia :) ...

You know you're a redneck when you believe vulva is something the city slickers drive.

It sounds like these Muslims have a case of Aussie-phobia. Where’s Kofi when you need him?

#181 maddog44
But I'm hooked on phonics...

Redneck backlash my a$$, if only that was true, there might be some hope left!

#170 TFK

Being a descendant of Florida Crackers, I can attest to the truth of that statement. Tough SOBs, the lot.

Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia’s Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

I'd have more confidence in Islamic organizations if the statement was "these horrible terrorists who hijacked our religion are nightmares come true for Muslims".

Instead, it is the arrest of terrorists that worry them, the apprehension of criminals.

#185 Jheka: Surely Russia must have an equivalent concept to "rednecks"?

Sod off, [bigoted word]s!
Redneck Ackbar!

#150 bunker buster
Not at the moment, but in the past. Been a long time since I really enjoyed crashing through the sawbriers and bluffs at 2:00 AM while simultaneously collecting all known species of ectoparasites in pursuit of 'coon.

Backlash? Is that what Muslims call being arrested for plotting a bombing?

You know you're a redneck when you got one of them there mullat haircuts.

#161 red satellite--

Good, good stuff!

Wait a minute. They're worried about "rednecks" becoming violent, but the article says:

A violent altercation erupted outside a Melbourne courthouse yesterday as some of the terror suspects appeared in court, when associates of the accused attacked media waiting outside.

Doesn't this imply that it was yet more Muslims who initiated the violence?

#153 Sarah D.

And will the fools invite Mrs. Arafat, Hillary's old friend?

No KeepandBear,

But her dog is named catfish. Tell you anything about our mentality of dealing with the fine Arab youth of town?

You're right Ali, Australia and Australians simply aren't good enough for you. Back to the Ummah, thank you and goodbye.

#161 red satellite

HAHAHAHAHA! That was great!

Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia’s Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

That's right Mr. Moooslim. The Aussies are not going to take any more of your shit. If you don't like it then STFU, STFD or GTFO.

#198 zombie
Imply, hell! Looks like a straight-up statement to me.
Or as straight as the media can manage, anyway...

#192 OR:

Ever visit Brighton Beach (or "Little Odessa" as it is known by some)?

Russky Rednecks ...

OT

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

Angry SA passengers burn trains

Rail passengers angry at service delays torched at least 26 train carriages near Johannesburg on Wednesday evening.

Carriages were burnt at three different locations south of the city, causing 200m rand ($30m) worth of damage.

The arson followed service delays reportedly caused by technical faults. A shortage of trains has now caused services on one route to be suspended.

It was the second time in a week that trains have been torched because of poor services.

On Tuesday, passengers burnt four coaches after service delays apparently caused by the theft of electric cables.

My redneck identity is very conflicted. Geographically, I grew up south of The South. But some of my best friends were rednecks. My parents came from the frozen tundra of Yankee Frostbite Land, but always tried to assimilate themselves and myself into the indigenous redneck / Yankee transplant / global tourist / global immigrant population. Not easy having multiculturalism forced on me like that. I chose the Innuit way of life. It seemed to make the most sense for Florida.

The whaling raps are beginning to chap my ass though. Good eating, whales.

Hmmm ... what's the word that we Russians use for Rednecks? Hey! It's the same as it is in English ...

Georgians!

:)

#206 Jheka

Ha!

Redneck Reds

LOL

#196 iraqnophobic 11/10/2005 09:07AM PST
You know you're a redneck when you got one of them there mullat haircuts.

A mullaht? Jihad in the front, party in the back?

#187 Jason Pappas

Kofi is 'dismayed' at the islamophobia displayed on this thread. LOL.

Topic : Backlash

Also Thursday, hundreds of angry Jordanians rallied outside one of the hotels, shouting, "Burn in hell, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi!" after the terrorist's group claimed responsibility for the blasts.

The Pictures

Any "officials" speculating on whether Zarqawi is still alive ?

Hasn't published any of his home video "give up infidels" films /rambling audios in a while.

It appears that Iraq is increasingly the sunni terrorist graveyard

Two day Score 36 terrorists dead 200 arrested, weapons caches blown

And the Former Saddamists escaped thru Damascus on French Passports are getting nervous, and the Syrian leadership is having it's own civil war at the top, wondering about survival.
---

OT On a lighter note:
Oh and Blackfive is reporting

Marine recruiter "abuse" in signing bonuses.

#207 nonic

Rail passengers angry at service delays torched at least 26 train carriages near Johannesburg on Wednesday evening.

Is that like the Palis firing guns to protest the lack of bullets?

Speaking of tasting like chicken, for years in Indonesia they had a "Transmigrasi" program, where poor people (most of them Muslims) were resettled from congested urban areas of Java Island or Madura Island to more sparsely populated islands like Kalimantan.

On Kalimantan live ethnic Dayaks, who live in the forests & practice animism. When they suddenly found urban Muslims being resettled in their midsts, they knew just what to do: Cooked 'em up & ate 'em.

209 Beagle

If somethings chapping your ass do what Sarah does. Cut the ass out.

#215 rayra:

It's not a riot if no one shows up to cover it.

#206 Jheka:

Ever visit Brighton Beach?

In Soviet Russia, Brighton Beach visits you!

[sorry couldn't resist]

One of the more surreal moments from recent memory was when I entered a bar to meet a friend of mine and his new Russian girlfriend, and apparently from across the room she saw me and instantly concluded I was a Russian mafioso. I'm still not clear why--something about the style of leather jacket, I dunno.

#170 tfk
Damn, I never knew there was a peckin' order.

#185 Jheka

You are my resource for all things redneck ... like a redneck Worldbook Encyclopedia :) ...

Happy to be of service, Jheka!

School Board Reinstates Christian, Jewish Holidays In Fla. County

TAMPA, Fla. -- The local school board reinstated Good Friday, Easter Monday and Yom Kippur as school holidays after getting more than 3,500 e-mails from around the country criticizing its earlier decision to eliminate them rather than add a Muslim holiday.

The Hillsborough County School Board voted 5-2 Tuesday night to restore the holidays to the 2006-07 school calendar after a Muslim group said it didn't want its request to add the Islamic holiday Eid al-Fitr, which marks the end of Ramadan, to result in Christian and Jewish holidays being taken away.

"It is a temporary solution," said Ahmed Bedier, spokesman for the Council on American-Islamic Relations. "We've been adamant the last two weeks that we would give up on our request for a holiday so the other religions won't lose theirs."

Buried in today's paper...
KENTUCKY GUARD MEETS RECRUITING GOAL

Kentucky National Guard officials said yesterday they've met recruiting goals this year, despite a dangerous war in Iraq. Kentucky was one of six states in the country to meet goals for the federal fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, said Maj. Gen. Donald Storm, Kentucky's adjutant general. "It's no small task bringing the strength of the Kentucky Guard, the home team, to 6,457," Storm said to a Capitol Rotunda audience that included National Guard members. That figure exceeded Kentucky's goal of 6,425 troops set by the National Guard Bureau in Washington. For the year, there were 1,152 new National Guard recruits in Kentucky, Storm said. It was the second consecutive year the Kentucky Guard met its recruitment goals, he said. Since the Iraq war started, there has been a total of eight Kentucky Guardsmen killed and more than 100 seriously injured.

@194 maddog44

while simultaneously collecting all known species of ectoparasites in pursuit of 'coon.

Is that like gathering a goodly sample of tics
when coon hunting? :)

#207 nonic

Let's see now...

French "disaffected youth" --

-- we live in slums, nobody likes us, we don't have jobs, so...

-- we'll makes the slums worse with destruction and fire, we'll get everybody either real mad or real scared and made, and we'll get criminal records so employers won't want to hire us.

:-)

South African commuters --

-- the trains are slow and there aren't enough of them, so...

-- we'll steal the cables and burn the trains, and then the trains will be slower and fewer.

:-)

What am I missing here?

The victimizers immediately whine that they're victims. They not only need a "back lash," but the back of a stern hand.

OT,

230 years ago today, an Act of the Continental Congress created the United States Marine Corps, which it carried out its initial recruiting in a tavern.

Old joke*: What did the first man to join the Marines say to the second one?

“Think this is tough, sonny? You should have been in The Old Corps.”

Happy Birthday, USMC!

_{*Shamelessly stolen from poster Micheal at Tim Blair's blog.}

What I find most amazing is that the media in the ME writes endlessly about the injustices faced by Muslims in Europe and the US , yet the Middle East has the most repressive regimes in the world, save North Korea.

Meanwhile the LLL lines up to support the "arab street", mainly because they hate the US. I'm fascinated to see how confounded the media has become over the rioting in France. On the one hand, France is the perfect LLL model, the women are hairy, there is free healthcare, 6 week vacations and they hate America; Utopia, right? On the other hand they are "oppressing" an minority which, in the case of China and North Korea oppressing Chritsians is just fine, but this is a minority tradionally considered to hate America. Who to support LLL? Hmmm.

redneck is acceptable but [bigoted word] isn't?

Well I suppose the first is a term of endearment and the second is a pejorative;-)

Ranah Sabah in Jordan saying that even the Iraqis are victims of Zarqawi. Finally, NOT the US it's Zarqawi who is screwing up Iraq. Finally someone says so. She's a former editor of Jordan Times.

#231 Roger
It wouldn't let me say [bigoted word]!

#208 tax free

Where's the link? I can't find it.

#231 Roger:

You said the word and it PRINTED! What gives? Has Charles dropped the r*ghead filter?

See?

What's your secret, Rog?

arabhead

hmmm...

#235 foreign devil, nope. I was testing loop-holes;-) Sorry Charles, making more work for you but curiosity got the better of me:-)

#98 Carolina Girl

"Who's Dale Earnhardt?"

Any American that doesnt know who Dale Earnhardt is, needs to be put on the digging crew. I mean, you dont have to even like him or like nascar, but you gotta know who he is !

3

#236 J.D., entities.

A Redneck's disappointing night out on the Muslim town:

Redneck strides into a Muslim nightclub, is confused when he says "bottoms up" and a prayer session breaks out.
Redneck dejectedly leaves nightclub alone after learning never to ask a Muslim woman if she wants to get stoned.

nonic #207

Rail passengers angry at service delays torched at least 26 train carriages near Johannesburg on Wednesday evening.

On the fast track to becoming a Zimbabwe-like nation.

#226 Quark 2
Ticks and chiggers. A sample to keep a parasiteologist busy for days just classifyin em all. Not to mention falling off bluffs and getting cut to pieces in sawbriars and barbed wire in the dark. And the spider webs on a sweat covered face were always appreciated too. I hate spiders, and some were huge, and I used to catch them on my head in the dark. Interesting for a minute or so...

#241 Roger
'splain, pls.

Justdanny
I see now that you beat me to the Redneck joke!

hmmm. What should 'redneck' filter to?

rural gentleman?
stud?

A little help please:-)

#102 maddog44

lets see...I make my own soap, guns, archery equipment, beer, whiskey, knives, deer stands...I have about 30 firearms of all types and several thousand rounds of ammo...does that make me a Redneck?

That just makes you a regular dude in my book.

"Regular Dude". Its one of the highest compliments I can give a male or a female, young or old.

she saw me and instantly concluded I was a Russian mafioso. I'm still not clear why

Maybe your party pics are a clue.

...Another Muslim organisation, the Forum on Australia’s Islamic Relations, said today the arrests were “nightmares come true” for Muslims.

Translation: Curses foiled again!

@227 nonic

What am I missing here?

Commonsense? :)

#232 Foreign Devil

Jordanians: "Burn in hell, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi!"

Protesters — including women and children — gathered outside a bombed hotels, shouting, "Death to al-Zarqawi, the villain and the traitor!" Drivers honked the horns of vehicles decorated with Jordanian flags and posters of the king. A helicopter hovered overhead.

"We sacrifice our lives for you, Amman!" the protesters chanted.

State television said a second rally was planned in the Red Sea port of Aqaba, where attackers using Katyusha rockets narrowly missed a U.S. ship and killed a Jordanian soldier in August

...

"I hope that these attacks will wake up the 'Jordanian street' to end their sympathy with Saddam's remnants ... who exploit the freedom in this country to have a safe shelter to plot their criminal acts against Iraqis."

He also said Iraqis may have had a hand in the attacks.

"The al-Qaeda organization has become as a plague that affected Iraq and is now transmitted by the same rats to other countries. A lot of Iraqis, especially former intelligence and army officers, joined this criminal cell," Kubba said.

But really, it is all the fault of Bush. %)

#240 JustDanny

Exactly. My sons used to say "Go Dalehart!" before they even knew what NASCAR was.

It (NASCAR) will never be the same for me. My office is a shrine to DEI :o)

(but of course, now it's Go Jr! - I KNOW I KNOW)

OT

France's Muslim Youth Want In, Not Out

Viewpoint: Two weeks of rioting may look like an intifada, but its goals are the opposite of global jihad, argues TIME Paris correspondent Bruce Crumley

Even if the rioters and jihadists momentarily share the same violent rage at French society, there is a critical difference: Youths of the banlieue want in on the French deal, not to destroy it. They want to be part of a French society and economy that has dangled its goodies before banlieusard eyes, only to pull them away with a taunting "sorry, not for you." They are battling the Establishment in the hopes of becoming part of it: they're after better housing, better schooling, an opportunity of a decent income, satisfying work, and the respect and esteem France extends its other citizens. In fact, they're demanding exactly those things the followers of bin Laden hate most.

From wikipedia on redneck:

The popular etymology says that the term derives from such individuals having a red neck caused by working outdoors in the sunlight over the course of their lifetime. The effect of decades of direct sunlight on the exposed skin of the back of the neck not only reddens fair skin, but renders it leathery and tough, and typically very wrinkled and spotted by late middle age. Another popular theory stems from the use of red bandanas tied around the neck to signify union affiliation during the violent clashes between United Mine Workers and owners between 1910 and 1920.

Some historians claim that the term redneck originated in 17th century Virginia, when indentured servants were sunburnt while tending plantation crops.

An alternative origin of the term comes from Scotland. In Scotland, the National Covenant and The Solemn League and Covenant (a.k.a. Covenanters) signed documents stating that Scotland desired a Presbyterian Church Government, and rejected the Church of England as their official church.

Many of the Covenanters Signed these documents using their own blood, and many in the movement began wearing red pieces of cloth around their neck to signify their position to the public. They were referred to as Rednecks. Many of the early inhabitants of the US South were of Scottish Descent, and according to this theory, this term was applied to many of the southern Scottish immigrants early on, eventually changing into the term we know today.

The number of Scottish immigrants to Australia in the 1800s was around 600,000. In 1900, six out of ten Victorians were Scottish or of Scottish descent. This included large numbers of Highlanders, who were known throughout the British Empire for their ability to kick ass.

[Link: www.answers.com...]

#188 J.D. 11/10/2005 09:05AM PST

#181 maddog44
But I'm hooked on phonics...

hewkd on foniks werkd four me two ;op

#244 maddog

I hate spiders, and some were huge, and I used to catch them on my head in the dark. Interesting for a minute or so...

Heh. The real reason that there are so many chickens and ducks wandering around my house isn't my great love of poultrykind but because I abso-damn-lutely hate to wander into a Golden Orb spiderweb and end up with something big enough to suck out my eyeball on my face. Those hairy lil' jumping spiders with the glowing green eyes can bite the piss out of you, too. Not to mention the recluse spiders all throughout my feedroom and the black widder spiders and scorpions lurking and waiting for the unwary to put their fingers underneath a board that they be hiding under.

OT

This is interesting:

One of France's leading TV news executives has admitted censoring his coverage of the riots in the country for fear of encouraging support for far-right politicians.

"Politics in France is heading to the right and I don't want rightwing politicians back in second, or even first place because we showed burning cars on television," Mr Dassier told an audience of broadcasters at the News Xchange conference in Amsterdam today.

@244 maddog44

Interesting for a minute or so...

Got pictures? *lol

Reminescing about our carpet of dogs we have in the house during severe storms and cold cold nights, I busted my butt not too long ago falling over one of them.

#140 Yank in the EU

So the French are deporting rebels to their origin, and threaten to strip criminal emigrants of French citizenship.

Do your studies involve scientific research of country folk politics in support of that segment of the population and social class (or lack thereof due to the relative value of "sophistry" vs. personal production and contribution by work, "redneck").

Would you say that Eastern European Farmers qualify as Redneck? I can only imagine.

Educated people who see through the shams of sophistry with disgust turn redneck in their own right when sh*t hits the fan.

...thesis for another degree in another life.

#245 J.D.

using entity format.
r=r
a=a
g=&...
.
.
etc.

Maddog44 #102

lets see...I make my own soap, guns, archery equipment, beer, whiskey, knives, deer stands...I have about 30 firearms of all types and several thousand rounds of ammo...does that make me a Redneck?

For the tiebreaker: How many vehicles do you have sittin' on concrete blocks?

246 Roger

See my #50 [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

#253 Sarah D.

What postmodern jabberwocky from "Time" magazine. In the world of a Multi-culti liberal, reality itself is inverted, reversed, turned inside-out, or upside-down.

#263 keepandbear
redneck filter:

"Fine upstanding Americans that are sick to death of Death cult Arabs."

Works for me!

#253 Sarah D.

Of course the muslims want the goodies of the West. Otherwise they would just go back to PhuckedUpIStan (I.F.). But they want it on their terms: Oppressive shariah and subjugation of women.

...A highly secularized Muslim population whose men nevertheless wish to maintain their dominance over women...

-The Suicide Bombers Among - Theodore Dalrymple

#256 SwampWoman:

Those hairy lil' jumping spiders with the glowing green eyes can bite the piss out of you, too. Not to mention the recluse spiders all throughout my feedroom and the black widder spiders and scorpions lurking and waiting for the unwary to put their fingers underneath a board that they be hiding under.

Good lord, do you live with the Aadams Family?

#247 JustDanny
Thankee Suh.

#262 a.k.a. Will

For the tiebreaker: How many vehicles do you have sittin' on concrete blocks?

Husband currently has 4 sitting at the barn waiting to have their engines, etc. "rebuilt". (He's going to be a busy lil' beaver over Christmas vacation or those "projects" are going to be towed away for scrap metal.)

You think he'd notice if I put a pool liner and aerator in the truck beds and started raising catfish in 'em?

J.D. (#245),

It's the same way you display < and > as symbols not HTML tags.

By typing in the caracter codes rather than the characters.

parody from Professor Bunyip blog mentioned in this article, called the Silly Moaning Hilmer about the Sydney Morning Herald and the latest terror raids Down Under...

Professor Bunyip

"Hi, Dr. Ameer Ali, President of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils? It's Teddy 'Tough Questions' Tadros from the Silly Moaning Hilmer"

"Blessings be upon the chin from which your beard descends, Teddy. How can I be of service to your readers?"

"I'd like to ask your reaction to the terror raids and the arrests of 17 of your co-religionists."

"Well, it's very simple, Teddy: My people are afraid that it is on occasions like this the rednecks can create havoc."

"You mean, like, allegedly collecting bomb-making chemicals, exchanging shots with police and beating the daylights out of a TV cameraindividual in the middle of a Melbourne afternoon?"

"No, Teddy, I don't mean that, and as a Silly Moaning Hilmer reporter in good standing, let me remind you that your paper's code of ethics doesn't allow you to put impertinent questions of that nature to Muslim leaders such as myself."

"It doesn't?"

cont...

@253 Sarah D.

France's Muslim Youth Want In, Not Out

How many grains of salt should we pile on this?

#248 godfrey:

Maybe your party pics are a clue.

You want that you meet those girls, tovarisch? I make you very good price, for you are friend.

"#225 J.D. 11/10/2005 09:16AM PST
Buried in today's paper...
KENTUCKY GUARD MEETS RECRUITING GOAL

Kentucky National Guard officials said yesterday they've met recruiting goals this year, despite a dangerous war in Iraq. Kentucky was one of six states in the country to meet goals for the federal fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, said Maj. Gen. Donald Storm, Kentucky's adjutant general. "It's no small task bringing the strength of the Kentucky Guard, the home team, to 6,457," Storm said to a Capitol Rotunda audience that included National Guard members. That figure exceeded Kentucky's goal of 6,425 troops set by the National Guard Bureau in Washington. For the year, there were 1,152 new National Guard recruits in Kentucky, Storm said. It was the second consecutive year the Kentucky Guard met its recruitment goals, he said. Since the Iraq war started, there has been a total of eight Kentucky Guardsmen killed and more than 100 seriously injured."

Jihadis need to be way more worried about Kentucky Rednecks than Aussie Rednecks

Living here in this state, being born here, is such a gift, such a blessing.

#270 Geepers, does it help in claiming comments 1000, 2000, 3000, 4000, 5000?;-)

#261 Roger
work work work...
work work work...

Sarah D

The first line is classic LLL:

French jihad? Algeria's revenge? Intifada-sur-Seine? Forget all that.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

Notice how the article presents no evidence. It is all assertion.

How do writers get these gigs? Do they have a freshman comp essay contest?

Farewell to Europe?

It is high time for European officials and the rest of us to understand that Islamism is about sedition, not religion, and needs to be treated as such. Extremists preaching violence and jihad against their fellow citizens should be thrown in jail. Radical organizations, subversive "charities," and hate-preaching mosques should be closed.

Amen.

#267 Occasional Reader

Good lord, do you live with the Aadams Family?

Guess you ain't never been properly introduced to the insect life of rural Florida.

#100 Chicken Kiev,

Right. Finkelstein et al also like to say that Israel is the "main fomenter" of anti-semitism nowadays - meaning hatred toward Jews is "kinda-justified" because of their supposedly unconditional support for an evil country. Yet if one claims that Osama bin Laden is today's main fomenter of Islamophobia, they'd be called racist and marked for censure.

Though of course, Muslim are "less privileged" than Jews nowadays, so we have to make concessions to them...

>spit

What's the difference between the outcomes a "radical cleric" who has to "tone down his rhetoric," would lead to, and what a "redneck backlash against his community" would be?

From what I can tell from the media, any deaths due to radical Muslim rhetoric are acceptable, while any by "rednecks" in self- or preemptive-defense are not.

The irony is incredible...why would anyone have to "tone down their rhetoric" if they're not saying anything threatening?!?!? .The reporter of this story didn't seem to care (what a surprise!)

Did I miss something?

SB

OT: (loosely linked to topic, and I apologize if someone has posted already)

No rednecks in San Francisco cuz ya cant own gunz.

I know there's a second amendment around here someplace

/searching sock drawer