8 seconds agore: #149 GlutenFreeJesus Isn't that actually the way to guarantee conviction? Not murder, then manslaughter!
We haven’t featured one of these live press conferences in a while, so let’s do this. Everyone already knows it’s going to be non-stop lies and right wing garbage-think, but maybe he’ll surprise us and be presidential this time. Kidding! Had you going for a minute, didn’t I?