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1 PollyPrissypants  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:34:16pm

Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

2 E-HOG  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:35:03pm

Oh come on!

They're the exact same results!

(One is just heavily censored)

3 Barbara Skolaut  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:37:32pm

Have I mentioned you're a GOD, Charles?

How did you do that?

4 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:37:38pm

Notice that the first non "dot-cn" listed is "blogs.msdn.com"

msdn - Microsoft Developer Network

5 Beagle  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:38:56pm

I tried to talk people out of "market economies always lead to freedom" during the 1990's. But, nooo. They're linked, but it's not one-to-one.

To be fair to the totalitarian, organ-selling, Taiwan-threatening Chinese, page five does include a couple tank pix.

6 Skippy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:41:52pm

Google.cn: The CNN Baghdad Bureau of Search Engines.

7 Powderfinger  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:42:22pm

#5 Beagle

To be fair to the totalitarian, organ-selling, Taiwan-threatening Chinese, page five does include a couple tank pix.

Because they missed them. They'll always miss something, especially when geeks are trying in earnest to sneak things around them.

8 olderthandirt  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:43:54pm

Baghdad Bob is working for Google now! BB is doing voice overs on their new travelog features, extorting the virtues of the highlighted tour!

9 Beagle  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:44:01pm

#7 Powderfinger

They'll always miss something, especially when geeks are trying in earnest to sneak things around them.


Chairman Google misses nothing!

10 Al Charabiya  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:44:38pm

That's beautiful Charles.

Thank God for Firefox tabs. If you flick between both webpages, you've almost got another Throbbing Memo that even the lefties would be proud to send to their mates.

Even Google aren't fallible though: check Page 5.

11 Sarah D.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:44:46pm

It won't work anyway. They will get around it, and the US geeks will help them do it.

Geek Power!

12 Powderfinger  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:45:37pm

#9 Beagle

That's the official story, but...

13 lookout  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:46:11pm

I really like the google tiananmenland. But where are Mickey and Goofy?

14 solomonpanting  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:46:20pm

There is literally nothing to see here. Move along.

15 Mr. Beamish  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:47:00pm
16 Doug  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:47:03pm

Let's give communism another chance!

17 Van Impe  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:47:15pm

I wish people would be equally concerned about the transfer and sale of military applicable technology to China.

Remember on 9/11 there were spontaneous celebrations throughout China.

18 AzIslamophobe  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:47:45pm

Is it just me? I pulled both those up, compared them, and saw no difference in the pictures. Bad link for the China site?

19 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:49:10pm

Collaborating Google bastards.

20 dmjboose  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:49:45pm

Slightly OT

On pjmedia (i think that's where i saw it) they have an article up about BB&T actually acting concienciously and deciding to deny loans to those that have KELOed the property for the loans. So, the so today's business ethics weather is partly cloudy in my opinion.

21 AzIslamophobe  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:50:13pm

WTH? I just pulled them up on my pc since it has two screens and now I see what the big deal is. For some reason Safari was giving me the exact same page. Odd.

22 William  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:51:06pm
Is it just me? I pulled both those up, compared them, and saw no difference in the pictures. Bad link for the China site?

Could be.  For me:

US link = photos of man standing up to tanks in Tiananmen Square.

Communist China link = photos of people smiling and waving in Tiananmen Square.

Orwell lives.
 

23 Dead Sea Squirrel  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:51:25pm

Might be interesting to check back periodically and see if the "leaks" get sealed.

This could be a regular feature, btw. Just keep rubbing Google's face in before the thousands of LGF readers and refuse to let the thing blow over, all the while providing some amusingly Orwellian posts like this one.

Hey Google. Boo. Hiss.

24 AmzngSpidey  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:52:05pm

Wow...
It works with terms like "falun gong" too

25 Ringo the Gringo  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:52:28pm

Google as Big Brother.

26 m  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:52:46pm

#18 AzIslamophobe

It's you (or cache or something), the difference is astounding.

27 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:52:59pm

#5 Beagle

Tank picture link

His blog. Not much on it, except for pictures of some local babes.

28 m  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:54:19pm

#21 AzIslamophobe~ oops, I should have refreshed before posting :)

29 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:54:20pm

Everybody go to the Chinese Google, and search on "google sucks".

30 dmjboose  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:54:48pm

Also, as horrible as this may seem, there is a certain amount of sanity (very small) to those searches. As people in the US, we're more likely to want to see the horrors of the massacre at tiennamen square, as it was a large historic event. The people of china, when they search for tiennamen square may not solely think of the masscre as the only thing that's happened there. Ok, now i still think google f***ed this one up bad. After all, there's not a single tank on that page, and i'm sure some percentage of the searchers care about the massacre, so overall google is messing up pretty badly.

31 el brujo  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:55:16pm

priceless!

32 DirtyDog  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:55:45pm

This isn't working for me. I try to go to [Link: www.google.cn...] (the China one) and it directs me straight to [Link: www.google.com...] Something Google is doing perhaps? Redirect all US traffic away from the Chinese site?

/Yes, of course I'm jumping to conclusions.

33 kf  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:56:54pm

0 results for tiananmen massacre

34 dmjboose  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:56:56pm

Ok, I take everything back. Google is just helping push history under the rug. If you search tiannanmen massacre you don't get any results. That's just wrong.

35 Carl B  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:58:53pm

Tanks, but no tanks.

36 solomonpanting  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:59:16pm
Perhaps in the 21st century, Google now believes the Wall Street film villain Gordon Gekko was right and "greed is good." It is hard to come up with any other explanation given Google's flexible definition of "evil." But thousands of American and allied troops are dying in Iraq and Afghanistan to bring repressed peoples access to more democratic institutions just as they have died to protect American freedoms in many wars before. Isn't it time Americans and their elected representatives pay more attention to their own cherished freedoms? Aren't the giant keiretsu companies that control American media too willing to suspend those freedoms wherever they interfere with their pursuit of profit?

link

37 DirtyDog  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 6:59:58pm

Okay, nevermind. Firefox went direct to regular Google. IE was able to go to the Chinese one.

38 calcajun  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:00:09pm

Google; advocate of "The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"

next, a series of Stalin-esque photos of people who did, but now don't, officially exist.

Say, not that I like him other than an actor, but hows about Chi-Googlin' "Richard Gere Tibet" and see what you get.


CC

39 Beagle  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:00:17pm

#27 Ward Cleaver

Not much on it, except for pictures of some local babes.


They've upgraded from Chairman Mao burlap suits, big time. Clearly there is progress. Hopefully there will be sufficient progress to head off World War Taiwan.

40 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:00:38pm

Dare I suggest a throbbing bitmap of DEATH?

You know ... in the tradition of the The Smoking Memo

41 Orbit Rain  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:00:58pm

tanks

It's not like they don't know about it. Looks like a nice place. too bad they have that whole "crackdown" thing from their society hanging over their heads...

42 Mr. Beamish  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:02:18pm
43 AzIslamophobe  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:02:49pm

Oh, this is fun since most of the searches on the two I've done are quite different. It's things like this that make me damn proud and feel incredibly fortunate to be an American.

44 Reek Stankleberry  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:03:53pm

Poor China.

45 Bill Jefferson  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:05:00pm

I would like to see what would happen if Google offered their old service -- where many links could not be followed because of government servers -- and this one, where almost every link will be valid. Would people use the more "convenient" service voluntarily. Maybe I don't want to know.

To see how banal totalitarianism is, here are the results when I added the word "massacre" to the search, and translated the results from Simplified Chinese to English using Babelfish:

Cannot find homepage which tallies with yours inquiry "tiananmen massacre". Suggested: Please inspect inputs the character word to be whether there is wrong. Please use in exchange other inquiry character word. Please change to the more common character word. Please reduce inquires the character word quantity. According to the local law laws and regulations and the policy, the part searches the result not to demonstrate.

Banal. And insidious.

46 AzIslamophobe  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:05:15pm

#32 What type of computer are you running. My Mac with Safari wouldn't open up the China link but would go straight to the normal result page. Not a single problem on my PC.

47 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:05:26pm

I'm not sure when this happened (ok, so sometimes I'm not as observant as I should be) but my browser, Maxthon (installed as a favor to me by reaganite when he built my computer) has a "Search" function in it's tool bar which is of the drop down type - it starts with Google Search, but you can then drop down to Steady Search, Baidu Search (Chinese), new_news.com, MSM Search, Yahoo Search, software Search and can also ADD to the drop down list a whole bunch of other search engines.
I'm not sure if this is new or in response to the Google Support of Red China, but it's really cool and SOOO easy to use!
IE gives you Google. Period.
Anyone know if Firefox or Safari or anyother PC oriented Browser has the same functions?

48 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:05:58pm

#42 Mr. Beamish

Those links are less offensive than the links you get with the regular GQQGLE

Third one down...Hmmm

49 Al Charabiya  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:06:01pm

#15 Mr Beamish

The firewall will almost certainly cut it out. But Google.cn doesn't seem to(search term: lgf) - it still gives LGF the top ranking.

50 jlfintx  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:06:55pm

Hey what is that high pitched whine...oh Jheka, it's you!


OUCH! Saw your #363!

51 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:06:57pm

The People's Republic of China has now Censored___ Censored ___ Censored.

52 Killer Tomato  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:07:08pm

#42 Mr. Beamish

From your link:

"please more print and distribute and get blessing"

Nominated for rotating title!

53 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:07:44pm

Well, hey, "don't be evil".

/"information just wants to be free"

54 jlfintx  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:08:10pm

Amalie, a doc is needed very badly one thread down at #363. Jheka to be exact!

55 tripletdad  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:09:11pm

Where's a good link to info on what really happened there? All of that hasn't been revised out of the history books, has it?

56 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:10:04pm

jlfntx

Do we need to have Jheka committed?

57 jlfintx  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:11:02pm

#56 Amalie

It is too painful to repeat-a guy thing ya know!

58 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:11:08pm

So can we get some Communist China Fortune Cookies.. while on Google?

Are there two different versions?

60 Max DarkSide  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:11:18pm

Let's not forget the Google Search on Failure

... that lists President Bush's biography.

What else is Google doing to us HERE in the USA?!?!

61 raidergirl  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:11:23pm

Last I heard, the google boys were billionaires! Also think I read they are dhimmi lib a-hole environmentalist, who own a jet!, I could be wrong. How do people such as these get such power and money? Hmm, maybe the libs aint so dumb after all!

62 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:11:48pm

54 jheka

No.. don't tell me..

:D

63 jlfintx  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:11:55pm

I think you can nicname Jheka...uniball!

64 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:13:35pm

jlfntx

I am in a very bad mood... I am not going to be nice tonight.

65 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:14:12pm

#56 Amalie - well, maybe committed - he dropped a 50 lb dumbell on one of his testicles.

66 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:14:53pm

#47 realwest

Download yourself a (totally free - no ads or anything) copy of Opera.

Best browser hands down.

For a more tech savy internet experience you can use the free VMWare Player and a free copy of Mozilla (Linux)Internet appliance.

When you close the VM Player it automatically resets back to the clean machine you started with. Very cool and very secure.

67 jlfintx  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:14:55pm

What gives Bubbalie?

68 hillbilly geek  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:15:02pm

two urls worth a thousand pictures... or something.

Facinating.

69 Ringo the Gringo  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:15:15pm

Google Images links to LGF on this page.

70 Killer Tomato  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:15:28pm
I am in a very bad mood... I am not going to be nice tonight.

And wouldja look at the time! Jeeze, I gotta go...

*runs out the door*

71 jlfintx  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:15:45pm

Not nice, am I supposed to be thankful that you would be nice?

Geez.

72 jlfintx  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:16:21pm

Me too, outta here.

73 Ledger1  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:16:30pm

Charles’ two links are a sad demonstration of the power totalitarian force on the internet. Hopefully some smart entrepreneur will find a way around this filter.

74 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:16:42pm

Hey use the Chinese Google link to search U.S. waepons systems, not many results, too much fun.

/freak out their censors/monitors

75 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:16:43pm

#57 jlfintx - I certainly understand why you're reluctant to discuss it with Amalie (even though she's a doctor - and an ER doctor to boot) but WTF,
JHEKA dropped it on HIS ball, not yours, so why is it so painful to repeat?
I can stand any amount of physical pain there is, long as it isn't mine!

;>p

76 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:17:15pm

JLF & Realwest

Must not be too bad if one can still post...

lol

77 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:18:04pm

JLFNTX

I wasn't fussing at you.. you are so sensitive...

78 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:19:38pm

Realwest

Man, be in a bad mood.. and :poof: they run for the hills...

79 wee fury  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:19:53pm

#75 realwest
#76 Amalie
Should we be discussing Jheka's squashed ball without him here? ;-)

80 Havoc  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:21:02pm

Amalie

Is this a girly kinda mood swing that is anti your normal Cheryl Tiegs girlycute wholesomeness

OR did someone trespass in your Bubbaloo land ?

This ought to cheer you up. The U.S. Army is Doing some work to reduce the invasion just south of you.

81 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:21:03pm

wee fury

I didn't start it... and it's time for drink.

82 Buckaroo  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:21:23pm

# 79 w f

Not our fault he can't click to the latest thread!
:-)

83 wee fury  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:21:55pm

Amalie
Just teasing.

84 Killer Tomato  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:21:55pm

#78

(voice calls back from over the hill)

run for your life!
flee!
flee!

85 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:23:36pm
#78 Amalie

Man, be in a bad mood.. and :poof: they run for the hills...

Seriously, what's the point in announcing it?

/Steelers in the Super Bowl, buck up

86 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:23:36pm

Havoc

One cannot be Pollyanna 24/7... it leads to Manslaughter.

Thanks for the link...

87 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:23:53pm

Amalie

Are you in a bad mood because of the hot tub comments the other night?

88 DirtyDog  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:24:45pm

#46: Just regular cheap Dell PC.

I'd already gone on to other things, when a thought occurred to me and I had to come back.

This entire Google thing is the reason why authority of the internet should NEVER pass into UN hands. If this many places are willing to self-censor voluntarily, think of the sad state of affairs when they would be FORCED to!

89 cobra  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:25:26pm

#52 Killer Tomato

"please more print and distribute and get blessing"
Nominated for rotating title!

It already is one. (I knew I'd seen it somewhere!)

90 Cartman  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:25:47pm

I guess there are two perspectives here. Inside the fishbowl, bulge-eyed and looking out. Or outside of the bowl, lookin' in at the millions of poor fishies.

91 Jheka  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:27:42pm

Oh, jeez, are we discussing my ball again?

/Lance Armstrong

92 Havoc  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:28:09pm

#87 DesertSage

Don't go there pal ... She's in a Manslaughter kinda mood, not Polly Anna tonight.

I've seen that look in a woman's eye before (right behind the iron sights)

93 Cornholio  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:29:41pm

Charles, there are similar results if you search for Falun Gong, the religion/group that is imprisoned by the Chinese government.

Google U.S.

censored Google China

94 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:29:52pm

Well, at least you can still read LGF in China.

95 Jheka  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:29:56pm

Now that I'm aerodynamic, I'm gonna buy me a bike!

96 raidergirl  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:30:45pm

Night all, I am gonna go watch Cold Mountain!

97 cloneb  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:30:49pm

#64 amalie

I'm going to tempt your wrath and inquire, so what has put you in this VERY bad mood? If it's none of my bidness, well ... I'll run away also.

98 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:30:56pm

#92 Havoc

Wow, where'd you get the pic of Amalie?

99 wee fury  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:30:57pm

China has always had a closed society. In the new age of the internet (with Google pandering to certain restrictions from China) back doors abound. The savvy people of China will be able to find those doors and get whatever information they want.

100 Cartman  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:33:13pm

OT

Late nite, and I'm semi-crocked and feelin' a little sentimental. Listening to The Ronette's Be My Baby. Man, that was slightly before my time, but that was music, baby!

101 energyforcapital  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:34:03pm

I'm just about finished with Kang Chol-Hwak's riveting autobiography, The Aquariums of Pyongyang. Its about he and his family's ten years spent as 'guests' in North Korea's Yodok prison camp.

I have found it hard to fight back a certain sense of ennervation every time I crack the damn book open. Its a sad story that every freedom loving person should force their complacent friend(s) to read...also hold their breath until hollywood to makes it into a feature-length movie.

I realize that this is more or less an OT, but the norks got their inspiration from the same source as the chi-coms. From what I've observed (however casually), the same thing has had similar roots in every communist country.

Reading that book makes me wish somebody would slowly kill the remaining tyrant in the most humiliating manner possible.

BTW- As I understand it, Saddam Hussein was friends with both Father Tyrant and Baby Tyrant...not that that makes Hussein a bad person or anything. After all, Jimmuh Carter had only nice things to say about north korea's "beloved leader".

Ooops, I'm late for my self criticsm meeting...must go.

102 visitorstay  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:35:04pm

Try "Indian" in both.
[Link: images.google.com...]
[Link: images.google.cn...]

103 Havoc  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:35:11pm

#98 DesertSage

I googled on "perky Contessa" Manslaughter Guns Gunnison Colorado Five Bull Elk

US google not Chinese

104 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:35:12pm

100 Cartman

I love that song.. and Ronnie Spector was adorable..

105 suboptimal  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:35:21pm

#47 realwest

Firefox is the same way. Add all the engines you want.

106 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:35:47pm
#94 Mike C.

Well, at least you can still read LGF in China.

And from Kuwait, Pakistan, etc., unless you were somehow cheating filters.

/I figured more than a few countries would ban LGF

107 lowandslow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:35:53pm

#100 Cartman
First Elton John, now the Ronette's. You must be a little crocked.

108 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:36:41pm

Hey - the Chinese don't get a "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

/Maybe because they aren't - Google screwed them.

109 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:36:48pm

#93 Cornholio

Thats changed some. I did that search this morning and got different results.

This morning the second half of the PRC-Google page had results similar to the top half of the regular result page.

Sheesh the Falun Gong have really become the Chinese boogieman.

110 kf  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:40:02pm

Try clicking on those Falun Gong pictures. The webpages are all propaganda.

Google a slave to Wall Street's expectations? Do no evil = Do no earnings misses.

111 Egfrow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:40:07pm

The left brain Google "Don't Be Evil" in action,

Stage 1;
Divide and undermine America by favoring lefist content that supports socialists and lunatics.

Stage 2;
Unite and support Communist China by protecting them from Freedom's tempations.

I've also got it under good word from an insider that Google has been oursourcing a significant portion of thier international web service technical and content jobs to Russia. Not sure what this signifies.

112 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:40:14pm

87 Desert Sage

No.. I am in a bad mood from the REAL WORLD.

113 Phil.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:40:14pm

Charles, you are brilliant for posting this.


This is simply evil - a subtle evil but there is really no other way to describe this Orwellian bullsh*t.

114 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:40:16pm

#102 visitorstay

Try "wanker". Total blackout. Looks like the Moaists fear Limey terms for self gratification.

115 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:42:29pm

Please, someone explain this: I'm seeing EXACTLY the same results under both links.

Exactly the same pictures. Exactly the same captions. Exactly the same number of results: 22,500.

So where's the beef?

116 Cartman  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:43:08pm

#104 Amalie

My iTunes playlist just crossed over to When I Saw You. Once again, Ronnie at her finest. What a babe, with a one-of-a-kind voice!

117 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:43:54pm

What were the words from Bobby McGee song..

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose

Apparently this is the LLL Motto..

118 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:44:48pm
 #115

Cato the Elder  1/26/2006 09:42PM PST

Please, someone explain this: I'm seeing EXACTLY the same results under both links.

You are Chinese?

119 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:45:19pm

#112 Amalie

Don't let the REAL WORLD get you down...

Or, as Abner Doubleday used to say: Don't take the World Seriesly.

120 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:45:56pm

Maybe they can add an "I'm feeling counter-revolutionary" button.

121 wee fury  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:46:13pm

The Google.cn home page has a revolutionary wig on one of the O's and then a music staff.
Why?

122 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:47:03pm

#115 Cato the Elder

Ahh so, you are in China comrade! Good to see you are here to fight for the proletariat!

/closes little red book

123 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:47:40pm

Cato, I see different pictures. Lots of tourist-related pics on the Chinese site.

124 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:47:45pm

Amalie, maybe I am Chinese! I never knew.

No, it's just weird. Both links give me the same result. I mean exactly. If I switch back and forth between them, there is not a pixel's worth of difference in them...

125 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:47:46pm

Desert Sage

It could be worse.. I could be a worker in a Communist Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory..

126 energyforcapital  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:47:56pm

Which pictures are you getting, Cato?
Are they the stark remoinders of the sole citizen standing down the row of tanks ar are they the quaint, picturesque vacation snapshots of happy, smiling tourists?

I think you would be able to figure out which came from where if the difference availed itself.

127 Killian bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:48:07pm
112 Amalie

No.. I am in a bad mood from the REAL WORLD.

Obviously, you want to spill it so fire away, we're here for you.

/otherwise, drop it, you're in a bad mood, we get it

128 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:48:29pm

#91 Jheka - Well after all, you "brought it up" on the other thread; I was just trying to get you some free medical advice from an ER doc who's seen stranger injuries, I'm sure.

129 Cartman  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:48:41pm

#115 Cato

Too much Sake? Ooopps...wrong national libation. ;-)

130 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:48:42pm

Cato

See Bob The Builder's Post..

LOL...

131 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:48:46pm

And my results are lots of tanks, too, not tourists.

I'm in Baltimore, connecting via Comcast.

Weird.

132 Jheka  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:49:35pm

BRB ... have to go shave the cats.

133 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:49:50pm

Killian

Excccuuussseee me!

134 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:50:17pm

Killian

Oh and...

Bite me!

135 Cognito Primoris  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:50:52pm

I've been playing around with Google U.S. vs. Communist Google.

Try these Image searches on your own!

CCCP

Mao

sex (Explicit content on the U.S. side - fair warning)

war

Uncle Sam (just disturbing difference)

Hitler (Photo #7 on Commie Google)

136 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:51:36pm

Chi-Google images for "democracy". There's a Cox & Forkum cartoon about Iran on the first page, along with the "got democracy?" poster.

137 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:53:27pm

So I wonder, do the contents of Google have to be fisked by Commie Officials before they can be added on the browser... or did the Chinese just send a list of what cannot be accessed?

138 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:53:32pm

And a cartoon by some idiot moonbat catoonist Madeleine Kane.

139 wee fury  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:53:43pm

Using the Google.cn home page I was able to pull this up Massacre

140 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:53:55pm

Amalie

All of those factories are in CA...where mean Gov Arnold is exploiting them for his capitolistic ideals...

141 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:53:59pm

OK, even if I manually put in ".cn" in place of ".com", my browser instantly switches back to ".com" and shows me the regular results.

I can't view the ".cn" site.

Is Comcast a Chinese company?

142 Ringo the Gringo  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:54:39pm
143 Cartman  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:54:41pm

#124 Cato

No, it's just weird. Both links give me the same result. I mean exactly. If I switch back and forth between them, there is not a pixel's worth of difference in them...

See? That damn NSA surveillance has crossed the line! BushHitler wants to identify you as an insurgent and a dissenter! Run away to the dark side!

/sarc

144 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:54:50pm
#133 Amalie

Excccuuussseee me!

I'm in a bad mood.

I'm in a bad mood in the REAL world.

And?

/where's the biscuit?

145 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:55:24pm

Desert Sage

No kidding? Everything I buy these days comes from China...

146 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:55:37pm

As others have posted, I too am getting exatly the same page from both links. No difference whatsover. I'm sure I can imagine what the difference is though. For what it's worth, I'm getting images of tanks in the square for both links.

147 nikita  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:55:55pm

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. "

148 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:56:08pm

#135 Cognito Primoris

Hitler

Yep on the regular google images the bush-hitler reference is almost halfway down on page two!

Cato The Elder will have to inform the Google comrades of this mistake. Bush-Hitler should be number one hit!

/Wipes spittle of rage from little red book

149 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:56:52pm

OK, jokes aside, anyone got an explanation for this phenom?

150 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:57:24pm

Killian


I'm in a bad mood.
I'm in a bad mood in the REAL world.

Wow.. I said it twice... this must mean the Earth is going to fall off its axis and fly off into the Universe...

151 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:57:29pm

Amalie

Yep, them Fortune Cookies are an American invention...started right here in CA...

152 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:57:31pm

#139 wee fury

Looks like an anarchist site.

153 gymnast  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:58:27pm

Anybody need a big brother by the name of Google? To tell the truth, I didn't think so.

154 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:58:50pm

Cato

I get two different scenarios.. but I am using Safari on a Mac..

155 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 7:59:30pm

So...where's all the nubile young cheongsam-clad babes at? Do they not exist anymore either? You suck, Google

156 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:00:11pm

146 Wideawake

Are you on Comcast too?

157 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:00:13pm

#146 WideAwake

That's wierd...I'm getting two different links..plain as day...hmmm..

158 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:00:28pm

I'm using IE on a Windows notebook connecting via Comcast, a cable company in Baltimore.

Damn, now I'm in a bad mood! I wanna see the Chi-Com shiite!

WaaAAAHHH! ! ! !

159 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:00:38pm

Hi Amalie! How you doin', sweetie?

I am very tired and must sleep.

160 wee fury  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:00:48pm

#152 Ward Cleaver
I was surprised that it was allowed on the Google.cn site.

161 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:01:54pm

'Night everyone.

162 Egfrow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:02:02pm

Let's see what else we can come up with.

Search for "America":
China Version:
Just Maps


Standard Version: Anit Bush and Pro Socialist pictures
Lefist tainted; Notice Chavez and Hitler among Bush.


Search for "Bush":

China:Portrayed Positive with Pro China Slant

Standard Ver: Shows leftist negative tilt. No complimentary pictures

Seacrh For "Capitalism"

China:Neutral or Non Existant. Not aggressively anti Captitalistic

Standard Ver:Completey negative against capitalims. Pro Socialist and communist views dominate search

I'm sure we can find alot more.

What does this tell me. China is more or less neutral or omitting. While Google is generaly Hostile towards these words. China's site seems more reasonable and less biased againts the USA than Google's own site.

163 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:02:12pm

Ward Cleaver

Hi Ward..

I was in a bad mood but after coming on LGF I feel a hundred times better.

/and a shot of Southern Comfort

Bye Ward!

164 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:02:32pm

Tomorrow is Friday!

/okay, today

165 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:03:01pm

Does this mean Google thinks I'm not politically mature enough to see pictures of smiling tourists?

I'm going to sue.

166 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:03:02pm

Cato

You must be caught in the Microsoft web of intrigue...

167 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:03:14pm

# 106 Killian Bundy

No, I don't know how to cheat those filters. People tried to advise me before I wnt to Kuwait, but it proved unnecessary. Just in The Magic Kingdom, I guess. Well, probably Iran, too.

168 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:03:33pm

Night, Amalie!

169 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:03:35pm

149 Cato the Elder - Yeah either Google or the Red Chinese monitor this sight and changed the photos to all tourity crap. When I saw them, the first set were the real deal, guy standing up to tank, protests etc.
Remeber all those web crawlers that Charles had running all over the place? That or Google relized their mistake (and since they corrected it so fast they must be monitoring us also).
There's one for you conspiracy buffs!

170 wee fury  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:03:39pm

Cato
I know nothing about computers. But, I was able to get to Google.cn (home page) by typing that into my search engine. Brought the CN home page up for me.

171 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:03:55pm

Okay...I am NOT supporting China in any way, but I'm going to play devil's advocate here. Notice all the images that come up - regardless of what search term you put in - it only returns things in the .cn domain. Clearly, this shows Chinese government won't tolerate Tiananmen massacre or Falun Gong pix on Chinese servers. I'll have to do more work to find out whether Google added additional filtering than restricting Chinese language results on their Chinese pages.

Once again, I'm NOT making any excuses for Google or China.

172 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:04:28pm
#150 Amalie

Wow.. I said it twice... this must mean the Earth is going to fall off its axis and fly off into the Universe...

Well, you know, with all due respect, most people don't wade into a thread and assert, first post, that they're in a bad mood, watch out!

Obviously, somethigs bugging you and if you didn't want people to wonder, you shouldn't have mentioned it.

/nemesis/friend

173 lowandslow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:04:56pm

#158 Cato
Try this one, Tiananmen.

174 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:05:04pm

Blade Runner, here we come..

175 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:06:31pm

FWIW -I'm still getting two different sets of images from Charles link: the top one is with the tanks, demonstrations etc, the second is for tourists.
Shit, there goes another conspiracy theory!

G'nite youse'all.

176 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:08:21pm

172 Killian

Okay, I think I understand where you are coming from. It's kind of like a bar where you walk in and say, this day sucked, and people go.. pull up a chair and grab a drink.

You don't have to say anything.. you just need to unwind..

/Does that help?

177 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:08:51pm

#162 Egfrow

What does this tell me. China is more or less neutral or omitting. While Google is generaly Hostile towards these words. China's site seems more reasonable and less biased againts the USA than Google's own site.

I was doing some compairing myself and got the same impression.

Things that make you go: Hmmm...

178 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:09:08pm

Another example:

Try Tiananmen in Google.com

[Link: images.google.com...]

Tiananmen in Google.co.uk

[Link: images.google.co.uk...]


The search results are definitely different, and I am certain they don't censor pix in the UK...yet.

179 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:09:44pm

Night Realwest!

180 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:10:11pm

#172 Killian Bundy - with all due respect to you, my friend, Amalie's an ER doc and had a bad day. Use some imagination. The fact that she said it, once or twice doesn't necessarily mean she wants to talk about so PLEASE let it go.

181 ferris  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:11:04pm

#174 Amalie

Blade Runner, here we come..

I haven't seen that movie in years. I should rent it this weekend. Thanks for the prompt.

182 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:11:09pm

#178 Robert O.

The search results are definitely different, and I am certain they don't censor pix in the UK...yet.

No, I think they censor them HERE!

183 Egfrow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:12:30pm

A search on standard google for the Word "Evil"

Standard Version
Shows in order
George W Bush, Santa Clause, Bert and Osama, Bill Gates

China
China Version of "Evil" shows a few movies, games, and Folun Gong.

Google show that they are biased againsts. Conservatives, Relgion, and Capitalists in that order.

China is only showing video games and movies. Pluse Falun Gong.

184 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:12:33pm

I'm building a Throbbing Google right now. Patience, please, as it's the first time I've ever built an ani-gif.

185 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:13:19pm
#176 Amalie

Okay, I think I understand where you are coming from. It's kind of like a bar where you walk in and say, this day sucked, and people go.. pull up a chair and grab a drink.

You don't have to say anything.. you just need to unwind..

/Does that help?

Not in the bars I've been to.

/once you bring it up, you need to tell why your day sucked, liquor makes it easier

186 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:13:31pm

So a young man comes to my door tonight.
He was from Santa Monica College and he was representing CaliforniaPeaceAction.org.
He brought flyers with him and he wanted me to sign a petition. Same old bullshit: Bush is the Devil, his administration is a Satanic cult, Republicans are all evil, Blah..Blah..Blah...

I never raised my voice or called him names or anything insulting, I just used logic and facts to rebut all of his prepared propaganda.

By the time he left, he was muttering: Racist, bigot, homophobe, sexist, Blah..Blah..Blah...

The encounter made my evening :~)

187 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:13:55pm

Okay! Enough about me... back to the Chinese... !

188 RTLM  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:14:24pm

Hello PST Lizards,

How many Chinese bag men can you fit in one of these?

Google co-founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page have settled on a Boeing 767 as their personal jet.

What's good for Google is good for the Earth.

189 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:14:29pm

Lowandslow, that totally worked! Now I'm seeing the tourists!

Woo-hoo, I thought I'd been kicked off the LGF elite list or something...

;^)

So has Google changed it's motto from "don't be evil" to this?

190 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:14:37pm

Is this the same internet that Kofi Anan, Hugo Chavez and Robert Mugabe want control of? I think Google is just showing us a free preview of what that would be like...

191 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:14:47pm

Ok now I'm compairing google UK to google com...

This is starting to make me paranoid

/Where is my tinfiol hat...I know I had it here...somewhere!

192 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:16:09pm

181 ferris

The reason why I thought of Blade Runner was the fact that people said in the near future most of us would be Asian.. but then the Mexicans showed up...

So I am not sure anymore what we will all end up being.. Asian-Mexican?

/Blade Runner is one my favorite SF movies.. haven't seen in years either..

193 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:17:44pm

185 Killian

once you bring it up, you need to tell why your day sucked, liquor makes it easier

I don't know about that.. the more I drink the sillier I get and the harder it is to remember how to spell something or type it.

194 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:18:40pm

#93 Cornholio - Very nice pick up on that! Excellent work!

195 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:18:58pm

#184 gus3

I'm building a Throbbing Google right now. Patience, please, as it's the first time I've ever built an ani-gif.

I can't wait to see it!

When you get done point Charles to it. I'll bet top of the thread for sure!

So do a good job!

196 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:18:59pm

Well Al Gore invented the net so maybe Al can invent a new, better version...

/lol

197 ferris  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:19:07pm

#192 Amalie

So I am not sure anymore what we will all end up being.. Asian-Mexican?

Those are two of my favorite food groups (not sure how they work as a fusion dish), so as an Irish/German guy, I can live with that.

198 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:19:10pm

#192 Amalie

So I am not sure anymore what we will all end up being.. Asian-Mexican?

Filipino?

199 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:20:27pm

I am trying to get Google.cn to search over a wider domain than just .cn to see what comes up. I am playing with the Preferences and Advanced Image Options but no luck.

If Google.cn only searches over .cn and nothing else, then I suppose it "makes sense". What is more interesting is whether the Chinese can still read normal Google.com typing the URL into the address bar.

200 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:21:30pm

What about in Hong Kong? Are they on the Chinese Google?

201 kay1212  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:21:40pm

This blog continues to be superior.

Amazingly different Google results in China.

But in a weird way, not much different than what U.S. MSM leaves out or puts in when they want a certain result.

(My son was in Beijing for 12 days in December on a college sponsored trip. He had an amazing time. It is very capitalistic. He toured factories and hotels. At night, they participated in the very active nightlife at clubs. At one club, the band was playing jazz and it happened to be "Watermelon Man" and my son got up on stage and borrowed a sax and played with them and they loved it. And he loved it. One small dim sum restaurant was cold inside and the 6 students dining were invited into the home portion of the restaurant by the owner where he served them an obviously precious bottle of brandy he took down from a shelf in his one room living quarters. All in all, my son said it was an amazing experience and to him, it was all open and free.)

202 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:23:47pm

#200

Good question. Hong kong web sites end with .com.hk. There is indeed a Hong Kong Google, and it is apparently uncensored:

[Link: images.google.com.hk...]

203 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:23:56pm

I can see it now, Iranian Google in Farsi.

Because Sergey and Larry maintain that "information just wants to be free".

/and the NSA loves every second of it

204 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:25:12pm

#199 Robert O.

Mainland China routs all internet traffic through their own DNS. They filter all of the traffic through a proxy so all browsing is censored.

Chinese can only access unfiltered internet by dialing out to neighboring countries.

I could google some links, but you probably want to do that yourself.

205 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:27:10pm

# 199 Robert D.

No, they can't - I just tried it.

206 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:27:21pm

I think I know how it works now. If you search on most Google language sites, say US Google, or German Google, or French Google, it basically searches over everything - including things outside .de or .fr domains for example. In Google China however, it restricts results ending in .cn. This actually makes sense, because all the Chinese censors need to do then is to make sure none of their servers contain "un-PC" images and they are fine. They don't need to ask Google to do anything fancy other than restrict the domain of the results.

I still haven't figured out why UK Google is different though.

207 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:27:25pm

#202 Robert O.

You're doing some good work here. I don't know what you're doin, but you're doin it well.

Now try Korea...North and South...

208 Jheka  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:27:39pm

Speaking of Al "Howler" Gore, now he's attacking Canadians ... I can't believe that he was thisclose to the White House.

209 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:29:28pm

Mike C.

Are you in China?

210 zombie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:29:49pm

As far as bypassing the Chinese censors -- didn't I already come up with a way to bypass the Saudi censors when LGF was banned there? The same thing should work for China. I forget the exact technique, but it involved translation sites, so that you purposely go to a translation site (which I think aren't banned) and translate a foreign language site back into your own language -- which gives you the content of the page without having to actually visit the banned URL.

For example, look at this:

LGF in Chinese

(Hope it works.)

Thus, if you were in China, and wanted to search Google but didn't know any other language but Chinese, yet you needed to bypass the Chinese version of Google, you could go to

this WordLingo page

then select "from Dutch" and "to Chinese Simplified" and paste in the URL for

Dutch Google Advanced Image Search

and you end up with

a Google image search page in Chinese that is NOT censored

since it's actually the Dutch search page, which is OK. (Hmmm, that last translated page link doesn't work when it's pasted in, but if you follow the steps you'll get the page yourself).

This works for visiting banned sites (and seeing them in your native language), but I'm not so sure that a Google search on the translated page will work. Also, WordLingo may not have the right set-up for this, but there are dozens of other translation sites and I've successfully tried it in the past -- I just can't remember which sites I used.

Sorry if I'm being naive and there's some obvious reason this won't work -- but Chinese computer dudes are smart as hell and I'm sure they'll find a way around the ban one way or the other.

211 Evan from NZ  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:30:01pm

I've blogged this. Friggin' amazing.

212 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:30:10pm

208 Jheka

You were reading my mind.. I was just thinking that I still cannot believe he was once a heartbeat away from the Oval Office...

For 8 long years..

213 Buckaroo  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:30:11pm

# 198 D S

Someone posted here a while ago some anthopologist saying that the end result of race-mixing is we would all wind up looking Polynesian ...

/which is, of course, way cool as most Polynesian women are smokin' hot!
:-)

214 Sarah D.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:30:20pm

#201 kay1212

Yes, capitalism is it. They are communist light.

/Up again. Word of warning to parents. Kids getting backpacks out of the trunk that weigh more than 40 lbs. (the backpack) can end up on their back with backpack on top of child. Makes for a very sore butt.

//glad I didn't have twins...

215 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:31:23pm

Now I am in the mood for an eggroll...

216 Egfrow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:31:56pm

#206 Robert O.

I still haven't figured out why UK Google is different though.

That's a very legitimate concern that needs answering. How does google slant it's content arount the rest of the world?

More comparisons need to be made in different areas such as news, images, and web.

217 Super Fly  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:33:01pm

How long before the Chinese pressure google to censor their US results as well? Now THAT would be Orwellian. Better get a screen grab of the US search result before it's too late.

218 boogberg  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:33:38pm

So who's the enemy here? Google or China? Google is trying to make a buck, correct? I don't see the problem.

219 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:33:48pm

I can't wait for the Hamas version of Google.

Smiling splodeydopes and Mahomet without the tooth decay!

220 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:34:25pm

Just for fun, comparison between Google search results in different countries:

Tiananmen example again:

(French) [Link: images.google.fr...]

(German) [Link: images.google.de...]

(Italian) [Link: images.google.it...]

(Japanese) [Link: images.google.co.jp...]

(Korean) [Link: images.google.co.kr...]

(Canadian) [Link: images.google.ca...]

(Australian) [Link: images.google.com.au...]

There are obviously many other possibilities, but they all show the same results. Only Google.cn restricts the search domain.

221 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:34:54pm

What about President Ahmacrazyloon in Iran.. has he started a small roundtable discussion on controlling the "world" internet?

222 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:34:55pm

# 209 Robert O.

In Beijing.

223 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:35:09pm

#215 Amalie

Now I am in the mood for an eggroll...

Well, that's better than a "Bad Mood"...

224 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:36:44pm

#210 zombie

I think that because the PRC use a Proxy, it will still prevent the banned content.

Although like any security measure, it only prevents the casual user. A sophisticated computer user will usually find a way passed the filter.

But that's the point, the vast majority of internet users are casual users with very limited knowlege of the technology behind it.

225 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:38:43pm

#220 Robert O.

They all look the same (except the French one...all the cars in the backround were on fire)

Korea was South huh?
I guess North Korea doesn't have internet?

226 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:38:54pm
Sorry if I'm being naive and there's some obvious reason this won't work -- but Chinese computer dudes are smart as hell and I'm sure they'll find a way around the ban one way or the other.

People adapt. When a government censors something, people are going to find clever ways to get around it. Look at Christianity in China. There are millions of house churches. They can beat up a Christian here and there to make an "example", what are they going to do about the other tens of millions?

227 Egfrow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:39:39pm

#201 kay1212

That's very cool that he was well recieved and generally found Bejing very hospitable.

Keep in mind that this city is a show piece and an international business hub. China is massive and the majority of the populations reside nowhere near Hong Kong or Bejing. There are cities without names or address. I'm sure he would not be so well recieved there.

Bejing is a Global Dog and Pony show for that nation. Just trying to give you another perspective.

228 zombie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:40:04pm

OK, let's see if this works:

Google search page, in Chinese, but NOT the official Chinese Google search page.

And if you do (uncensored) searches, you get uncensored results back in Chinese! But you never actually visit any banned Google URL!

(At least I do. Hope it works for others.)

229 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:40:16pm

Mike C.

Can you elaborate a little bit more? So you type "[Link: www.google.com"...] or "[Link: images.google.com"...] and it automatically re-directs you to Chinese Google?

230 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:40:29pm

OK guys, here it is, another throbbing image. However, where Charles' original throbber was to show similarity, this one is to show difference.

Google's Shame.

231 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:42:03pm

Also, are there uber-geeks here who knows the IP address of Google servers? I wonder what happens if you try and type the [Link: www.xxx.yyy.zzz...] in China instead of the URL. Do the Chinese government filter at the DNS level or what? Intersting to know...

232 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:42:04pm

230 gus3

Wow... Awesome!

233 Cato the Elder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:42:07pm

Gus3, wow! Great work. Mazel tov.

234 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:43:34pm

gus3 that is a thing of beauty!

Come on Zombie, lobby for Charles to put that up top!

235 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:43:40pm

Okay, it seems that we need some Lizards on the inside.

/volunteers?

236 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:44:04pm

# 229 Robert O.

I just pull my regular google.com off the favorites list and it takes you to .cn. Same thing happens if you type it in manually.

237 Da_Beerfreak  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:44:16pm

#121 wee fury 1/26/2006 09:46PM PST

“The Google.cn home page has a revolutionary wig on one of the O's and then a music staff.
Why?”

Mozart’s birthday. Jan 27, 1756

238 DesertSage  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:44:52pm

#230 gus3

Excellent!

239 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:45:09pm

#231 Robert O.:

Check here.

Here's a shocker: "google.cn" is in California!

240 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:45:53pm
 #235

Killian Bundy  1/26/2006 10:43PM PST

Okay, it seems that we need some Lizards on the inside.

that's an excellent idea.

241 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:46:31pm

#231 Robert O.

Do the Chinese government filter at the DNS level or what? Intersting to know...

Got it in one!

PRC Proxy servers filter all ip numbers and DNS aliases.

Thats why Zombies search wouldn't work were he actually in the PRC.

242 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:49:45pm

Thanks Gus!

Mike C., try type in this IP address for Google in California: 66.102.7.162

What do you come up with?

243 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:50:03pm

...But the translation page idea might work just fine...

244 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:50:22pm

Oops! I mean this IP: 66.102.9.147

245 zombie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:52:42pm
#241 BobTheBuilder

PRC Proxy servers filter all ip numbers and DNS aliases.

Thats why Zombies search wouldn't work were he actually in the PRC.

But check out my search link in comment #228: here it is again. You can do searches in Chinese and get any page on the net displayed in Chinese but you never actually go to the Google URL. (Try it!) I'm pretty much a dumbo about computers, so tech-heads tell me: why would this not be a viable workaround?

246 Patrick Chester  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:53:59pm

Killian Bundy:

Okay, it seems that we need some Lizards on the inside.


...scene shamelessly ripped off from a cartoon called Terrible Thunderlizards:

Google#1: Uh, fellas? Does it seem strange that the new guy never takes his hat off?
*Lizard wearing hat with camera attached waves*
Google#2: Nope.
Google#3: Uh-uh.
Google#1: Oh, then it must be me. Go Fish.

247 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:54:16pm

Hey! I found a way to defeat Chinese filters searching for Dalai Lama pix. Don't type in Dalai Lama - type in his real name Tenzin Gyatzo


[Link: images.google.cn...]

248 lowandslow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:54:22pm

#235 Killian

Okay, it seems that we need some Lizards on the inside.

I could bullshit my way through a couple interveiws but if they see me type the jig would be up.

249 Spiny Norman  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:55:29pm

#239 gus3

Here's a shocker: "google.cn" is in California!

Not really a surprise; that's Google Inc's headquarters.

250 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:55:31pm

#245 zombie

Yea that might just do the trick. (243)

Information wants to be free don't it?

251 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:56:13pm

LOL! And this one - don't type in Tiananmen, type in something like "June 4 1989"

[Link: images.google.cn...]


It seems if you type in a sensitive search term, Google picks it up and restricts results to .cn sites. If you type in something more obscure, it gives you the goodies!

252 Dr_Applebreath  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:56:35pm

This is EXACTLY what Google does to "news" and search sources in general right here in the good ol' USA.

Google is as hopelessly left as the NYT. And they both try to present their selective propaganda as if it is the real world.

It's especially sad that Google is the most popular search engine in the world, and their search hits are purposely tilted by their leftist editors.

That's not fair.

It's not fair when you go to the NYT seeking reliable news, and it's not fair when you go to Google expecting reliable search. In both cases, the publishers (NYT and Google) are doing their best to tilt the info to the left.

It's not honest, either.

253 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:57:04pm

Okay, I've pissed off enough Asian hegemons for the day.

So, how about those... uh... Ravens?

254 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:57:53pm

Zombie,
The dependancy is that the translation page must be allowed through the proxy, and that the translation page does not participate in the filtering. (as google is doing)

255 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:58:01pm

# 231 Robert O.
# 239 gus3

Well I'll be damned - using the numerical address for regular google from here takes you right to the regular google site. That's a rather gaping hole in censorship, eh ?

256 Egfrow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:58:28pm

September 11

Google USA

Google China

Erased! Why would China try to hide this date?

257 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:58:57pm

China to 'strike hard' against rising unrest

/there's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear . . .

258 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 8:59:09pm

#156 Amalie
#157 DesertSage

I am still getting the exact same image of the Tanks rolling through the Square.

I am on a Mac using Safari. Connection is through Time Warner Cable.

259 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:00:13pm

Why should we expect Google to have higher standards than it does now?

/Haven't reached the top of gutter

260 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:01:00pm

#257 Killian Bundy

China says that its biggest terrorist threat comes from Xinjiang, the far western region dominated by the largely Muslim Uighur people ...

Seems pretty clear to me.

261 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:01:40pm

258 Wideawake

The other guy who has the same problem as you has IE.. Microsoft on Comcast..

Makes me wonder about Time Warner and Comcast?

262 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:02:06pm

# 242 Robert O.

See my post just above, but I used 66.102.9.104

263 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:03:45pm

Mike C.

Another question, what kind of link connection are you using? Are you at your home, or at a hotel, or an internet cafe, or a university, or what? I wonder if it makes any difference... e.g. If you are in a fancy tourist hotel, they probably won't want you to see the censorship.

264 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:04:34pm

Was Bill Murray ever on SNL? Did he play... Mr. Lubner.. the man without a spine?

265 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:05:01pm

Google... all that money and such a couple of twits. What's ironic is that they claim they want to do good things to change the world. Well you can start by not giving in to state sponsored censorship you fucks! And for a communist country! Complete wankers!

266 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:05:29pm

#261 Amalie

Comcast uses proxy servers. They are supposed to be transparant, but you might be experiencing a misguided effort to auto correct what the proxy sees as a mistyped url.

/layers! Like an onion!

267 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:05:32pm

#255 Mike C.:

No, part of the newer HTTP protocol is to include a "Host:" header line, to indicate precisely which domain name you are accessing. That way, you can host multiple domains on a single server/IP address, at a minimal cost of network traffic.

268 lowandslow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:06:00pm

#252 Dr_Applebreath

Google is as hopelessly left as the NYT. And they both try to present their selective propaganda as if it is the real world.

Are you sure? It could be that we only see things through our Rovian glasses, everyone know Katie Couric is nothing but a right wing shrill.

269 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:06:20pm

#256

That is fascinating.

Hey, I discovered one more thing. Try type Israel into Google images

Chinese Version

US Version

270 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:06:36pm

#261 Amalie

Am I the only one here on Time Warner Cable? I didn't read all the posts yet...

271 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:08:52pm

Wide Awake

I don't know.. I would think there might be others using TIme Warner...

I am in Colorado.. in the mountains.. I have a little broadband company..

272 lowandslow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:10:21pm

Wide Awake
Try my link at #173. I worked for others.

273 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:10:28pm

bob the builder

No, I am cool.. so far two others have problems.. one on Comcast, the other uses Time-Warner..

274 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:10:28pm

US Version

Yes fascinating.

275 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:10:30pm

Addendum to my #267:

If you use a numeric address, rather than a hostname, then the web server will serve from a default domain, in Mike C.'s case (comment #255) google.com.

276 rednaxela  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:10:37pm

I'd just like to throw in some RoP vs. China comparissons that we had been talking about earlier on another thread.

Censorship is censorship and it cann happen all over the place. Germany tried to ban the Satanic Verses. The UK did ban Clockwork Orange.

Basically you get these things in all countries apart from the US to one degree or another. Obviously, its pretty bad in China.

Also, the Chinese want to be a superpower, therefore they are undermining efforts to bring Iran in line, hoping this will weaken the US -- and I think they are probably right.

But that does not mean that the Chinese have groups of people spread around the world trying to take over the place and kill infidels. In fact, wherever they've immigrated to, they tend to make pretty decent, hard working and law abiding neighbors.

I do not knwo what might happen in a 100 or so years. But what I do know is that as far as my lifetime is concerned, RoP is the biggest threat of all -- and growing by the day.

277 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:13:02pm

#273 Amalie
Time Warner = Comcast

278 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:13:45pm

Amalie

This is curious indeed...

I would love to believe that Time Warner or Google or China has somehow caused this to happen but then I have been having trouble connecting to my scanner all night! And it's right here on my desk without any commies hiding behind it! Go figure...

279 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:14:19pm

On the other hand, there are some terms the Chinese are comfortable with. For example, try a search for "death to america" in Google Images. Chinese Google and US Google give the same results... :-)

280 ballantrae  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:14:23pm

well, guess I was wrong about Google.

Thought they were better than that.

-ron

281 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:15:31pm

#278 WideAwake

Damn that KKKarl Rove!

/Tightens tinfiol hat

282 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:15:42pm

#276 rednaxela:

As for their respective practices, I can't compare/contrast China and RoP. But in their cores, the only real difference between them is that the RoP has Allah, and China has the state. Those are their gods, and woe to any member who says otherwise.

283 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:16:22pm
#260 BobTheBuilder

China says that its biggest terrorist threat comes from Xinjiang, the far western region dominated by the largely Muslim Uighur people ...

Seems pretty clear to me.

I was thinking more that, in the long run, China can't control the information and keep it from their populace. There used to be a site called attrition.org that kept track of the tit for tat hacking and Chinese boxes were far more vulnerable, in the aggregate. USA rulez, Chinese communists drulez!

But yeah, the worldwide jihad/race for the Caliphate is everywhere, like roaches.

/who got way inside Iraq's command and control network and made them see things that weren't accurate?

284 cobra  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:18:21pm

May I suggest to those having difficulty viewing the Chinese Google, that you tinker with your browser's settings. There are a gazillion user "adjustments" that can be made.




That's right...a gazillion, I counted 'em.

285 Egfrow  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:18:53pm

#269 Robert O.

That's quite different.

This one is quite enlightening.

Arabs - China Version Pretty much Anti USA

Arabs - USA Version

Notice LGF link!

286 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:19:09pm

#272 Iowandslow

Wow! That worked! What a difference. It was just what I thought it might look like. I guess I have some gremlins in my Mac. Thanks.

287 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:19:09pm

Chinese/Google filters missed this one. Search for "china torture" photos:

[Link: images.google.cn...]

288 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:20:42pm

278 Wide Awake

And I know nothing, nothing about the Internet or computers. But I do own a Mac.

It helps.

289 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:21:31pm

#283 Killian Bundy

Here I was bieng a wiseass and you go and get all serious on me!

Orson Scott Card presents some ideas on that subject a great deal better than I ever could. (I posted this on a couple of threads today..not all at once though..kind of sprinkled, as it were.

290 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:21:54pm

#281 BobTheBuilder

My tinfoil hat is falling apart it's been fondled so much...

291 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:21:54pm

#285

Egfrow, try "suicide bomber". Notice the Jewish Review pic of the woman holding a Koran in one hand and a gun in another is censored. Other pics are censored too.

US Google

Chinese Google

292 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:22:47pm

cobra

A gazillion. I believe you.

More than there are stars in the sky... tis true.

293 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:25:22pm

ah yes.. tinfoil...

A man surprised his girlfriend for Valentine's Day..
While she was away he covered all the walls, windows, and ceilings with tin foil..

Love is a wonderful thing...

sigh

294 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:25:31pm

#288 Amalie

I have been on a mac for about 17 years but lately it's just plain ol' quirky...

Wait a minute---Steve Jobs=...?

Okay, I can't make a conspiracy out of that. He's a genius. A kook, but brilliant.

295 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:26:26pm

Ah. Well, I can get to regular Google, no problem. And I get way more results on a search for Tienamen. But I can't click through to any of the banned ones. Didn't try the tourist ones.

296 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:26:46pm

More to the point (regarding my previous post #289) scroll down to the "Democracy" section.

297 cobra  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:27:13pm

#292 Amalie


More than there are stars in the sky... tis true.

Didn't we have this conversation before?

298 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:27:16pm

Wide Awake

I have the G5.. it works well for me..

299 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:28:22pm

297 Cobra

More than there are stars in the sky... tis true.

Didn't we have this conversation before?

We did?

300 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:30:06pm

# 263 Robert O.

I'm in an office of an international company, but I bet the results in the hotel are the same. Half the guests in the hotel are Chinese.

301 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:30:19pm

Amalie

I'm kidding about my Mac troubles. It's a beautiful piece of art. I wouldn't have any other computer in my house. I could go on and on about the virtues of using a Mac but I don't wish to add something to this thread that would take away from ... what was it we were talking about?

302 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:30:33pm

Wow, good luck Chinese searching for LGF or little green footballs.

/didn't try LGF Watch

303 PICASSO'S revenge  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:31:04pm

This was SO COOL!

If you have Mozilla Firefox... open each google search linc in a different tab... then begin dual searches of various items to observe the obvious differences in results.

I tried searching:

America
American Constitution
Freedom
American Freedom
Religious Freedom
Christianity
George Bush
Bill Clinton
Ametican WTC

Some of the differences are "jaw dropping"!

Way to go GOOGLE bitches!

304 BobTheBuilder  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:32:12pm

Last post for me tonight...

Charles gus3's throbbing screenshot is really cool. I hope you have a chance to check it out!

Nite nite!

305 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:32:21pm

Wide Awake

Google.. we were talking about Google..

great googley moogley...

lol lol We have been talking about Google of hours... is it possible to get googled out?

306 Neo  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:33:47pm

I think the real question is, now, what is Google filtering out in the USA?

307 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:35:25pm

Neo

I just answered the phone and it's for you...

/Google has been LLL for quite a while

308 WideAwake  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:36:23pm

Amalie

Sorry, It's 2:30 am here on the east coast and I have to finish up a job for a client. Getting giddy and reluctant to go back to work.

But the almighty dollar calls and I must answer her. Gotta go. Later.

309 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:38:46pm

#306 Neo:

If they aren't filtering my blog (and they aren't), then they aren't filtering much. Hell, they aren't even filtering LGF.

However, there are blocks of .mil addresses that they will not search. We're talking about addresses that, if you run a port scan on them, will get a knock on your door and time in Fort Leavenworth.

310 rednaxela  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:38:48pm

#282 gus3

As soon as we have Chinese folks flying planes into buildings I will start entertaining the thought.

For now my attention is on RoP.

Besides, I really don't think Chinese people are very open to the idea of flying planes into buildings, rather they specialize in "Lets all shut up and make money."

311 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:38:58pm

Wide Awake

I know.. I was just thinking the same myself. Have to get up and shovel more snow.

312 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:39:59pm
@300 Mike C.

I'm in an office of an international company, but I bet the results in the hotel are the same. Half the guests in the hotel are Chinese.

I'm sure all this LGF Google search probing is registering somewhere on the screen of a Chinese censor.

/try not to get arrested while you're there

313 karmic_inquisitor  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:40:42pm

OT - CAIR alert.

Muslim Group Seeks Radio Host Apology for Stampede Joke

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A Muslim civil liberties group demanded an apology Thursday from the host of a Los Angeles-area radio show for making fun of a stampede that killed hundreds of Muslims during an annual pilgrimage.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations asked for an apology from KFI-AM 640 host Bill Handel, who allegedly made fun of the deaths the same day they happened during a segment he called the "Annual Stampede Report."

314 cobra  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:41:03pm

#299 Amalie

We did?

Think so...I was sayin' how many pieces my car was in, (a "gazillion") and you said: "more than there are stars in the sky" (or sumthin' to that effect). Then the conversation went to veiws from the hottubs, I believe. It's all kinda fuzzy. I'd do a search but I'm half "in the bag" now.

I could be wrong...doesn't matter.

315 Amalie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:44:03pm

314 cobra

I will check it out. I am out too but I bet you are right... out here there is no light pollution and at 7000 ft elevation... it is great view of the stars..

but god damned cold and snowy too.

Night cobra

316 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:45:17pm

# 302 Killian Bundy

? Chinese Google pulls up a bunch of LGF.

317 cobra  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:45:42pm

'Nite Am

318 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:45:48pm
#310 rednaxela

As soon as we have Chinese folks flying planes into buildings I will start entertaining the thought.

How quickly we forget that they rammed one of our surveilance aircraft, in international airspace, and it was a miracle that our crew survived. Not to mention holding the aircraft and crew hostage for weeks.

/China is not our ally

319 gus3  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:45:57pm

#310 rednaxela:

Do you think they haven't considered paying someone else to crash the planes? Mullahs and imams deal in virgins; Chinese deal in gold. Same end result: death and oppression.

320 zombie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:46:06pm
#306 Neo
I think the real question is, now, what is Google filtering out in the USA?

I don't think they filter out anything in their regular search page. It's easy enough to find sites at any end of any political spectrum.

The GoogleNews and the lesser-known GoogleBlogs pages, however, function differently, so the coverage can be slanted not by filtering out results but by carefully selecting which types of sites are chosen to be searched in the first place. GoogleNews famously is supposed to be neutral and unbiased in its algorithm for searching news, but of course the LLL employees select which news sources are in the database to begin with. Same holds true for GoogleBlogs, as I recently discovered: Google only searches a certain subset of blogs, while others simply are not in the database, apparently. I found this out when I did a search for which blogs linked to my latest report, but discovered through other sources that dozens of Christian/Catholic blogs are passing the link around, yet Google misses most of the them in its search results. My only conclusion is that the human editors at Google are excluding Christian blogs to some extent.

321 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:48:39pm

# 312 Killian Bundy

You got any idea how many Chinese access the internet ? That's simply not practical. Don't go all AI on me now.

322 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 9:48:51pm
#316 Mike C.

? Chinese Google pulls up a bunch of LGF.

On the first results page?

/didn't get that using the China link here

323 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:05:42pm

You got any idea how many Chinese access the internet ? That's simply not practical. Don't go all AI on me now.

I'll try not to, sorry, lots of Chinese? The difference is that AI never apologizes.

Well, they can collect the information, they probably just can't digest it all to make it useful. However, they can probably effectively monitor what they consider interesting and ignore the rest. It's the same problem the NSA has, but they're an order of magnitude ahaed of China.

/okay, so you're in no danger of getting arrested, especially since you're useful, otherwise you wouldn't be there

324 rednaxela  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:06:36pm

#318 Killian Bundy

Not forgotten, not in the least.

But IMHO,
US spy plane vs Chinese fighter plane

is a bit different than

US building vs RoP suicide pilot

325 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:09:17pm

# 322 Killian Bundy

Yup. I typed in 'littlegreenfootballs'.

326 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:15:17pm
#325 Mike C.

Yup. I typed in 'littlegreenfootballs'.

Okay, didn't try that search.

/try little green footballs, although who knows what a "chinese search engine" might make of that, now that I think about it

327 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:17:29pm

# 323 K B

Some people are convinced that I have people tailing me constantly, reading my e-mail, etc., and that everybody I meet and talk to is actually a party member and agent. And they all apparently spend their evenings writing up reports on my every move. I figure between watching the foreigners and, of course, watching each other, approximately 150 % of the population of the country are government spies. Makes me wonder how their economy grew 10 % last year.

Something I noticed way back up the thread was somebody saying there are cities here that don't even have names. That's just about the silliest thing on the whole thread. After 8000 years of history, they''ve got a place name for damned near every square inch of the country.

328 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:20:38pm

GUYS, you MUST check this out. This is fascinating. I have now discovered that the results displayed in the Chinese version of Google depend on what search term you used beforehand.

For instance, if you type "church" or "st peters square", it gives you normal results. (Method #1)

If on the other hand you do a search for "tiananmen" first, it notes that you have tried to search for something that is sensitive, and thereafter, it inserts a "&lr=&cr=countryCN" in the search URL restricting your results to .cn sites. So try to search for "tiananmen", then follow it up with "church" or "st peters square". (Method #2)

You'll find you'll get different results in Method #2 compared to Method #1.

What does this tell you?

329 littleoldlady  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:24:32pm

#327 Mike C.

Some people are convinced that I have people tailing me constantly, reading my e-mail, etc., and that everybody I meet and talk to is actually a party member and agent. And they all apparently spend their evenings writing up reports on my every move.

...and then they post it on a secret site on the internet, which is how I know you are wearing a brown plaid shirt, khaki pants, white socks (white socks?! ACK!) and Docksiders.

Forget the Chinese police, Mike. I'm sending out the Fashion Police!

330 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:25:48pm

#327 Mike C. -"I figure between watching the foreigners and, of course, watching each other, approximately 150 % of the population of the country are government spies. Makes me wonder how their economy grew 10 % last year."

Overtime?!

331 zombie  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:27:14pm

#327 Mike C.

Hey, try this out from within China:

Type in "Falun Gong" in my brutish workaround for getting Google uncensored in Chinese; then try typing "Falun Gong" in the standard Chinese Google search page. Do you get the same results? Or is my workaround search page really uncensored even in China, leading to different results?

332 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:29:17pm
#324 rednaxela

Not forgotten, not in the least.

But IMHO,
US spy plane vs Chinese fighter plane

is a bit different than

US building vs RoP suicide pilot

You're right, although the U.S. aircraft was clearly in international airspace, the only fatality was the suicide Chinese fighter pilot.

/when push comes to shove, China is more dangerous to U.S. national interests than even the ROP, everything considered, we have our hands full for a while to come

333 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:33:56pm

#318 Killian Bundy - Its' either my age or something but I don't remember that at all - got any links handy (and I mean handy; if you don't, we
don't need to go googling (aaack - bad pun) all over for it, its just something of which I have no recollection.

334 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:37:16pm

# 329 littleoldlady

I DO NOT own a brown plaid shirt.

# 331 zombie

I might check it out after work, but they really are paying me to do something else right at the moment.

335 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:40:15pm
#333 realwest

Its' either my age or something but I don't remember that at all - got any links handy

U.S. surveillance plane lands in China after collision with fighter

/China testing W early in his Presidency

336 Globular Cluster  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:42:55pm

Search keywords for this thread:

google china censor* promot* totalitarian oppression brin sell-out ass-lover hypocrite moveon.org wanker dickless spineless metrosexual dot com worm asswipe porn sell stock overvalued overhyped palm netscape webvan crash

337 littleoldlady  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:43:48pm
I DO NOT own a brown plaid shirt.

Uh-oh...heads will roll.

338 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:46:50pm
#336 Globular Cluster

Search keywords for this thread:

google china censor* promot* totalitarian oppression brin sell-out ass-lover hypocrite moveon.org wanker dickless spineless metrosexual dot com worm asswipe porn sell stock overvalued overhyped palm netscape webvan crash

And?

/waiting with baited breath

339 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 10:59:21pm

#335 Killian Bundy Thank you kindly ! I just didn't remember that.
sigh.
Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my memory the most!

340 realwest  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 11:02:02pm

#334 Mike C. - off to work with ya then laddie! But
foist - what's the time/day where your are now - it's 4"00AM NYC time and I'm going to bed after I get your answer. Thanks.

341 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 11:14:00pm
340 realwest

it's 4"00AM NYC time and I'm going to bed after I get your answer

Current local time in Beijing

/have at the math

342 littleoldlady  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 11:48:05pm

Math killed the thread.

Killiannn!

343 foreign devil  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 11:55:59pm

Good morning dead-threaders! Trust Gore to attack Harper and accuse him of taking big oil money to win the election. Ba*tard! He doesn't realize how many people beavered away to undercut the Liberals (who also did a great job of sinking their own craft, I might add). Before the US had to put up with our big mouths, like Carolyn Parrish, now I guess we have to put up with the big mouths like Gore! Moron! I would have voted for him in 2000 had I been able. What was I thinking? [Smacks head!]

[Link: www.canada.com...]

344 Mike C.  Thu, Jan 26, 2006 11:56:32pm

I'm 16 hours ahead of the post time (PST). Which means it's time to pack up the laptop and head for the room (and a cold beer).

Oh, and good morning, dead thread.

345 Rune  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 12:06:15am

(Hat tip me: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Actually Google is already in the censure business. The German Google has been censuring results to filter out what may be against German hate speech laws. Other Internet companies are also censuring. I believe EBay won’t sell old WWII Nazi stuff to France, and Amazon won’t ship a number of books to Germany (Mein Kampf). And I still don't think companies should try to be moral or act political. Google's problem is their motto and the way they have tried to pretend they are these really cool and good guys. They're not. Google is just a company. And they should change their motto, rather than pull out of the Chinese market.

The bussiness of companies is making money. Of course consumers are moral and political. And if companies see their profit harmed by boycots from their customers who don't like the way they do bussiness, they'll quickly find another and more profitable way.

346 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 12:09:56am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Yesterday was awful, between the Hamas debacle and Holocaust deniers entering the mainstream in the U.S.

Hope today is better...

347 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 12:24:08am

# 345 Rune

I'd have to agree. It is not the job of Google (or any other company) to change government policy in the countries where they do business. If they can't live with government restrictions in a given country, they don't go there. Frankly, Google management would have to be nuts (and maybe legally derelict of proper corporate management) to ignore the PRC market. Suppose western oil companies got all moral (in line with the majority opinion of this thread, at least) and refused to do business in countries ruled by nutjobs and islamist supporters ? Russian and Chinese oil companies would dominate world oil production and the oilfield service industry.

348 freedomplow  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 12:31:11am

#178 Robert O.

Check the spelling in your second link.

349 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 12:40:13am

Hmm - slow thread this morning. Wakey-wakey, lizards !

350 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 12:54:03am

I was going to say that there's no news today (thank goodness!) and then I saw this:

Israel tried to kill bin Laden?!

Israeli officials refused to comment on the brief report. The paper said the full story would be published Friday in its weekend magazine section.

Where're our Israelis? I think Yediot Ahronot is a Hebrew language paper(?)

351 freedomplow  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:05:34am

Mike C.

Would like to see pics of the places you travel to.

Foreign pic correspondent?

352 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:10:56am

# 351 freedomplow

Actually, I usually don't bother to bring a camera because I usually don't get to see anything of interest. Beijing is an exception and I did drag a camera along this time, although when I'll get to use it this trip is unknown.

Another problem is that I don't have a blog, and so don't have any place to post pictures. I actually did get around Beijing and environs last year, and took some shots, but I have no way to post those to LGF.

353 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:13:47am

Well, I think I need to venture forth and grab at least a sandwich, so back in a bit.

354 foreign devil  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:16:43am

#353 Mike C.:

Morning again! What are the people like? Are they courteous to Americans and westerners? I'm sure they are but just wanted to ask out of curiosity.

355 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:20:59am

Good morning, dead threaders!

BBC just reporting armed clashes in Gaza between Fatah- and HamAssholes.

Gunfire and casualties mentioned.

Allahu Deathwish!

356 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:23:34am

Happy Birthday, Mozart!

357 freedomplow  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:28:36am

#352 Mike C.

If you are ever inclined.

Try this.

358 shanghai  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:43:32am

They don't block LGF here in China, hey I'm here aren't I?

359 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:54:48am

#355 Cato The Elder - good morning (and good morning to all the other Dead Threaders, too!).
Do you have a link for that story.
And I was going to sing Happy Birthday to Mozart, but given who he was and given my (lack of a) singing voice, figured I'd forgo that!

360 Luigi  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:56:51am

Regarding Google..

I guess we've all forgotten but it was mentioned quite a bit after the 2004 presidential elections that Google employees gave corporate donations that went 97% to the Democratic party, if I remember correctly.

Google corporation is the Howard Dean wing of the extreme liberal Democratic Party. Google is anti-LGF. Charles had documented Google's continual refusal to include this site in its news search, even though LGF is a newsmaker as well as a significant reporter of the news. Politically, Google is the Hollywood of Barbara Streisand and Michael Moore. It is activist and not just a reporter.

Google exemplifies the heart and soul of the Democratic Party -- and the inherently impossible schizo brain. They will not cooperate with child porn investigation in American, but they will turn in innocent Chinese yearning to express their wholesome wishes to be free. That's the Democratic Party, twisted like a neurotic pretzel into supporting facism in Iraq, Washington, Palestine and Peking.

361 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:04:04am

Realwest, I just saw it on BBC cable. Haven't found it on the web yet!

362 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:11:52am

Realwest, here's a link to that story.

If that stuff happens enough, the Palestinians might actually get tired enough to throw the bums out.

/hey I can dream can't I?

363 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:14:02am

OK, so China has a horrible record on human rights, supports the murderous regime in Sudan/Darfur, kills its own citizens if they threaten the old men running the regime, and are selling weapons technology to Iran.

But if they veto any UNSC action regarding Iran's nuclear weapons program, than by Jean Francois Qerie and the Democrats standards, the US will not have passed the global test to act to stop a nuclear armed Iran.

364 Golem14  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:14:33am

"Having wonderful time; wish you were here."

I saw a few tank pix as well, but the links were broken. Figures.

365 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:19:22am

From Debka:

Hours after its election victory emerged, Hamas posted through a third party a threat that any holdups in funds transfers to the new Palestinian administration would be casus belli. It would prompt large-scale attacks inside Israel and disrupt its March 28 elections - acting prime minister Ehud Olmert’s prospects in particular.

casus belli
/kaysss belli/
• noun (pl. same) an act or situation provoking or justifying war.
— ORIGIN from Latin casus ‘case’ and belli ‘of war’.

I didn't know that term could be used to justify terrorism.

366 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:23:18am

#362 CtE - yes, we can hope that they'll go after each other and leave the Israeli's alone. Hope.

In other news, Iran's at it AGAIN:

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's chief nuclear negotiator on Friday dampened hopes that Tehran was leaning towards a compromise solution put forward by Russia over its nuclear dispute with the West.

Speaking to reporters on his return from a visit to China, Ali Larijani, secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council said the Russian plan to enrich uranium for Iran was not enough on its own to meet Tehran's energy needs
[Link: today.reuters.co.uk...]

Talk about painting yourself in the proverbial corner; methinks Russia and China will now go along with the US, France and Germany straight to the Security Council where YOU KNOW John Bolton his going to ask for, at a minimum, complete embargo on Iran. Then Iran will mine the Straits of Hormuz, sink a US Flagged Tanker and then we force regime change in Iran and say "Hi Syria - hope you didn't think we forgot about ya or anything."

367 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:25:11am

LoL:

Islamofascism = international mafiose shakedown scheme.

"Give us money or we'll blow you up."

Of course, a certain percentage of the money will be used to blow us up later.

I'm waiting for the HamAssholes to institute the jizya, as promised before the elections. One thing you can't accused them or other Nazis of is not keeping their word.

What do you bet the Kossacks and other pogromites are already preparing their defense of Islamic jizya as an act of revolutionary defiance?

368 [Engineer]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:26:19am

#365 littleoldlady

I didn't know that term could be used to justify terrorism.

I assume that an attempt, as lame as it is, to justifying their evil acts is the result of them them being the new government.

369 [Engineer]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:27:32am

Hey, look. One of the ads Charles is running is for the New York Times - I love it!

370 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:29:43am

#365 littleoldlady - It'll take a whole hell of a lot more for the PA then AK-47's and RPG's to "take Israel" and I suspect a militry "war" started (continued) by the new PA will lead to the IDF immediately CRUSHING the PA, I mean obliterating.
OTOH, this is from DEBKA so I'd give it another week or so and then see what their story is.

371 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:29:49am

#367 Cato,

What do you bet the Kossacks and other pogromites are already preparing their defense of Islamic jizya as an act of revolutionary defiance?

You don't give them enough credit. It's actually a "Banking System", much like our Federal Reserve oversees.

/if you're gonna lie, may as well make it a doozy.

372 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:32:16am

#370 realwest,

True, for sure. However I think Hamas may have Olmert's number. He may just cave in the face of such threats.

373 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:33:51am

369 [Engineer] - Where? I looked and didn't see it; hope it was your eyes deceiving you.
It's bad enough Charles still uses google for searches, but to advertise for the NYT? Sometimes capitalism can only go so far without turning into outright hypocrisy.

374 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:35:22am
375 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:39:09am

#372 littleoldlady - Now listen up, young lady,
NO Israeli is going to let HAMMAS declare (and then do much of anything to act on such a declaration) war and not stomp 'em.
Hell, Bush has already said you can't have a peace process with Hammas at the control of the PA.
Plus, see my #366 above; and hope as Bob Dylan sang:
"The Times they are a changin'"

Plus this IS from DEBKA please remember that.

376 [Engineer]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:40:16am

#373 realwest

It's bad enough Charles still uses google for searches, but to advertise for the NYT? Sometimes capitalism can only go so far without turning into outright hypocrisy.

It was the top ad on the right which changes every time you reload the page.

It almost certainly a bulk buy kind of thing where Charles has no control over which ads run.

Let them run. Since nobody here is going to buy the NYT, they are wasting their money.

377 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:42:06am

369 [Engineer] - I keep looking for that ad from the NY Times and still haven't seen it.

BTW - does it piss anyone else off that Red China
HASN'T banned LGF? I mean, how much more advocacy for democracy, freedom of speach and religion do we have to do here? *grin*

378 zach  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:42:14am

Just goes to show you what kind of folks are running google. Obviously, it took a bit of work to snip out the offensive images. They probably have a whole cadre of people diligently working to censor the Chinese version of Google.

Google is a left-wing corporation, we already know that, and this definitely shows the sinister side of left wing politics. They are usually guilty of trying to do the very things they accuse the Right of doing!

379 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:42:25am

# 354 foreign devil

The people here, at least in my limited experience, are great. I'm sure they have their fair share of assholes and idiots, just like any people in any country, but I haven't gotten cross-threaded with anybody in over 7 months here. 'Course, I'm here on business and most of my dealings with the populace are business dealings, where different rules apply. But on those few occasions when I have gotten out of that restricted world, I have had exactly zero problems. Overall, I would have to say they are a friendly and industious people, and if they have any rampant xenophobia, they sure keep it extremely well hidden.

380 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:44:17am

# 358 shanghai

Can I assume you are indeed in ShangHai ? I'm in Beijing myself.

381 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:45:16am

376 [Engineer] - You've always been a straight shooter so I'll take your word for it. And bulk buy ad or not, it's still, somehow, sort of,...
UNSEEMLY for us to carry ads for the NYT.

382 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:46:22am
383 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:46:45am

# 357 freedomplow

I suppose I ought to get off my fat ass and get an account on someplace like that, as from time to time, I do run across something I would like to post to one list or another. Time will tell.

384 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:47:24am

#375 realwest,

I don't share the prevailing attitude at LGF vis a vis Debka. I think they get it wrong (or right) as often as any other news source.

As for the rest, well, we're both speculating. :-)

385 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:47:52am

LittleOldLady,

Yeah, you're right. Jizya is a banking system.

/and Islam is a religion

386 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:50:33am

# 377 realwest

Hell, I did all that work-around stuff earlier, got 'gus3's dodge on the Google thing to work, and the damned PLA STILL hasn't shown up and hauled me off to the concentration camp. I'm very dissappointed. Maybe the 1500 people assigned to watch my every move have the big holiday week off.

387 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:51:03am
388 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:53:02am

#384 littleoldlady - ok. But I prefer my speculation to yours! ;>)

389 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:56:46am
390 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:57:33am

'Morning, AI. Sunday is the start of the Year of the Dog. Don't you wish you owned one ?

/running as fast as little legs will allow.

391 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:58:15am
392 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 2:58:54am

#386 Mike C. - Maybe you just caught 'em on a shift break?!
I'm still bummed (not really) that Red China doesn't see LGF as any kind of threat to the minds of their civilians. Maybe little green footballs translates to something more, um, pleasant as a name?
BTW - what time/day of the week is it where you are
(I asked this before, but by the time I got it posted - no coffee then - you'd gone out for some
food.?

393 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:01:01am

Mike C. - I think I just located your "missing" 1500 people:

"SHANGHAI, China - China's biggest bank, state-owned Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, is set to sign a long anticipated "investment deal" on Friday with Goldman Sachs Inc. and other foreign investors, a bank official said.

A spokesman in the Beijing-based bank's news department confirmed reports that the deal was to be signed Friday. However the official, who gave only his surname, Xie, said he could not give any details.

The bank, known as ICBC, had earlier announced that investors including Goldman Sachs Group Inc., American Express Co. and Allianz AG of Germany planned to buy a combined 10 percent stake for more than $3 billion."
Definitely busy little son of a guns aren't they?
[Link: enews.earthlink.net...]

394 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:01:18am
395 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:01:57am

Orwell was right.
I love Big Brother.

396 [Engineer]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:02:54am

#390 Mike C.

'Morning, AI. Sunday is the start of the Year of the Dog.

So. Does that mean that you will be eating dog for the rest of your stay?

:-)

397 Ann  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:04:05am

Cox & Forkum is great this morning.

398 tridroid97  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:04:10am

#391 AI

I heard the whole interview yesterday. Amazing stuff. Claims that all of the WMD were moved to Syria. Some in a cleaned out 747, some in trucks, etc. Even claims to have talked Saddam out of attacking Israel because of the potential fallout from shooting planes down over Syria and Jordan, plus the assured retaliation using nuclear weapons.

399 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:06:48am
400 [Engineer]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:06:56am

#397 Ann

Cox & Forkum is great this morning.

That really is great!

Happy birthday since I missed you last night. Remember, no matter how big that number gets to be, it is far better than the alternate.

401 TotallySirius  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:08:24am

OT

In Memoriam of the Challenger 7

28 Jan,1986

"To boldly go..."

402 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:08:53am
403 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:09:08am

# 392 realwest

I'm 16 hours ahead of the timestamps on the posts, which are PST. So it's a bit after 9 PM on Friday night here.

# 396 [Engineer}

I don't think any of the places close by serve dog. I could be wrong, because I can only read the small fraction of the menus that are printed in English. The only dog I've had here was up north.

404 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:09:52am

A.I.

White House Press Conference

It's in there... :-)

405 tigger2005  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:12:38am

This action by Google is incredibly short-sighted and EVIL. I'm sure Google's liberal founders prize freedom ... for themselves. Why can't they understand that aiding repression elsewhere puts their freedom in jeopardy down the road? Liberals in the 60's through the 90's bitched and moaned about the US supporting "right-wing" dictators. Now they bitch and moan about the US knocking off (or even saying bad things about) dictators, and provide aid and comfort to authoritarian, and totalitarian monsters.

I can only conclude they do not really give a shit about liberty. They just want everyone to be free to think like they do. And apparently they think just like Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, li'l Kim, the Chinese rulers, et. al. Or at least they think they do. Most likely they'll be carted off to the "re-education camps" like everyone else.

Actions like this feed cynicism about America and our commitment to freedom.

406 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:13:14am

#399 A.I.

I wonder if the State Dept. and the W.H. are holding their fingers crossed that HAMAS does not renounce the destruction of Israel...

I'm betting they're hoping the opposite. That way the PEACE PROCESS lives on...(even if only in the minds of the delusional and sleep-walkers).

407 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:13:32am

# 402 AI

"Yea, though I wander in the valley of viscious dogs, I shall feel no fear, for my buddies Dan Wesson and Ruger shall protect me." Not to mention that Model 94 I'm hunting for right now. 30-30 or 32 special, please.

408 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:13:56am

There are times (rare, to be sure) where I fantasize that I've been elected POTUS with a solid 70-/30 split in the Senate and solid 350 seat base in Congress, then I see a dead thread like this and realize whoever is the POTUS wakes up to:

a. Hamma and Fatah shooting each other
b. Iran "cooling" towards Russian/China offer on Nukes
c. The PA going to declare all out war on Israel (this ones for littleoldlady and DEBKA!)
d. Google' duplicity and hypocrisy
e. Goldman Sachs, AMERICAN Express and others to investing China's largest bank - but only acquiring 10% interest. And think, nah, this isn't such a great job after all.
Maybe just go back to bed, pull up the covers and wait for the next days events (after telling John Bolton, drag Iran kicking and screaming into the UN with or without Russia or China and move yet another carrier battle group into the Med or the Indian Ocean and see what we've got left in the way of Armored Divisions, Airmobile Divisions and light infantry divisions, and put 'em on alert - especially if it makes the Germans and other Euroweenies nervous!)>

409 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:15:25am
410 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:16:06am

#408 realwest,

Maybe just go back to bed, pull up the covers and wait for the next days events

That was me, yesterday. (I was sure my head was going to explode.)

411 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:16:20am
412 Ann  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:16:57am

#400 [Engineer]

Thank you, my friend!

As someone said, youth is wasted on the young!

413 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:17:41am
414 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:18:19am

#409 A.I.

How fast do you think the TAQIYYA & KITMAN will materialize?!?

I'd give it a few hours...

415 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:22:00am

# 413 AI

You know, every dog I ever had was more-or-less an accident. No choosing of breeds involved. Same with the cats - all rescues. Kinda hard to get my mind around this wanting a specific breed thing. It's a dog, it's a cat - get over it.

416 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:23:17am
417 dustyroadguy  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:24:22am

Exiled Hamas chief rejects 'road map', call to disarm

The road map is unacceptable," Meshaal told the daily La Repubblica, saying it imposed strict conditions on the Palestinians while asking too little of Israel.

"It imposes detailed conditions on us to disarm and to arrest Mujahedin fighters, to renounce the resistance. But with respect to Israel, it's vague. It says nothing about Jerusalem, about the destiny of (Palestinian) refugees, about the territory that must be handed back."

As for Ham-ass' call for the destruction of Israel:

However, he denied his group sought the destruction of Israel, saying its statute had been misunderstood in the West.

"The statute does not in fact call for the destruction of Israel. In Arabic, it says: 'End the Israeli occupation of Palestine'. We don't want to eliminate them, only to obtain our rights. For that reason, the paragraph remains."

Blah!...Blah!...Blah!...

418 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:26:29am

Getting nowhere on the terrorist spying angle, unable to stop Judge Alito, it's time to change the subject.

The public thinks the federal deficit will grow larger by the end of President Bush's second term and many people think the health care system will be weaker by then, according to a CBS-New York Times poll.

Seven in 10 said in the poll released Friday that they expect the deficit to grow larger by the end of his presidency. Four in 10 said they think health care will be worse, while half said they expect it will be about the same.

The Bush administration's new Medicare drug prescription program, which the administration said would save money for millions, has not inspired much optimism. About half in the poll, 51 percent, said they expect seniors will pay more for prescription drugs by the end of the president's second term. A third said they will pay the same and the remainder said less.

People were divided on whether the economy will be stronger at the end of Bush's presidency.
Advertisement

The poll also found that while many Americans would tolerate government eavesdropping on e-mails and phone calls without warrants to combat terrorism, they're concerned the program the Bush administration is aggressively promoting could encroach on their civil liberties.

While the program has been criticized as illegal by Democrats and some Republicans, 53 percent of the respondents said they supported the eavesdropping "in order to reduce the threat of terrorism."

Yawn.

419 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:27:16am
420 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:28:20am
421 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:28:27am

realwest 406- these days crawling back in bed and pulling the covers up looks real attractive. Unfortunately ,we've got dirty work to do. Nobody else is going to. I hope and pray we do the right thing.
I would not want GWB's job for all the tea in China.

422 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:30:32am

397 Ann - LOL! Boy do they have Jimmy's caricature down or what?
So how's the hangover from last night's Chippendale
party (or were you with reaganite all night and the fact that it was your birthday was just an excuse for Sarah D., Swampwoman and the other ladies out there for a good ole time?
Say hi to the big fella for me; hope his leg has stopped itching.
And what's this that you've unfortunately found a job? Really? Doing what?

423 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:31:37am

# 420 AI

Check out an Irish wolfhound.

424 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:36:32am

That brings tears to my eyes. F*#@ing Chi-coms.

Remember Tiananmen Square!

425 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:36:32am

Rhodesian Ridgebacks

My neighbor has always had RR's. She has an Alsatian now (what they used to call German Shepherd) that beats the sh*t out of them.

426 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:37:38am

Good morning Lizards.

This is rich. Former CNN news guy Aaron Brown says news is at risk cause the "truth no longer matters". No Aaron, its at risk cause we can fact check your spin and propoganda now. linky

Here's the money quote:

With the departure from the screen of the "titans" — Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings and Dan Rather — who "resisted the temptations of their bosses to go for the ratings grab, it will be years before an anchorman or anchorwoman will have the clout to fight these battles," he said.

Right, but going on the air with outright fabricated documents like Rather did and papers like the NYT and La Times prostituting themselves for the left is considered just dandy in his world.

427 rednaxela  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:37:42am

Re: China v RoP

Again, I think as far as our collective lifetime here is concerned RoP is a far bigger problem than China ever will be, not least because they will soon own a new continent, i.e. Europe.

And as I mentioned the other day, the Chinese will be facing a LOT of problems real soon, i.e. from peasants who make up 90% of the population. My guess is that China will cool off considerably after the Olympics and we will then be looking at much more modest growth and far more domestic unrest.

/Sorry for the delay, was tied up with the day job.

428 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:38:19am

Irish wolfhound

That's a B-I-G dog. Can't imagine what it would cost to feed one of those things. Wow.

429 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:39:18am

419 littleoldlady - Are you "M" from the latest James Bond films? Are YOU Debkas primary source, hmmm?!
Notice in the first of your links China was conspicuously absent? Probably too busy with following Mike C. around and arranging outrageous business transactions with Google, Goldman Sachs (how are THEY gonna feel if China doesn't jump on board or are they controlled by self-haters) and others to pay any attention to what anyone else's doing if it doesn't threaten their interests.
I also find it queer, "M", that the Japanese haven't been heard from in a while, nor Australia on the whole Mid-east situation.

430 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:43:15am
431 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:43:59am

#421 Jim in Virginia - What you mean, "we" kemo sabe (apologies to Native Americans everywhere)I've done my rifle carrying bit, it's POTUS or just write
insightful, thought provoking and occasionally amusing comments on LGF) although going back to bed does seem awfully appealing right now!

432 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:44:27am

Most elegant and prettiest dog I ever knew was a Borzoi (Russian wolfhound). Most amazing was that its pure white coat was so silky soft and fine.

Incidentally, after the Communists took over, dog breeding ceased in Russia, and the world's center for breeding Borzoi's moved to New Jersey.

They say the classic rough collie (which until just recently, I had one) was a cross with the Borzoi. I can believe it. The collie's bone structure was so slim and refined, and his prance so elegant. Lovely dog, a collie. Utterly charming temperament.

433 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:45:56am

# 428 nonic

They are large. And maybe it's just the name, but they do look sorta Irish - scruffy and tough. Our German Shepard died last winter. They are, generally speaking, not long-lived dogs. Not huge, but solid dogs that can take a lot, a least for a while.

434 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:46:11am

Mike, there's only one problem with your dog/cat theory - selective breeding.

Over the millennia, we've produced dogs and cats - dogs to a far greater extent - with distinct personality traits. Not just size, color, shape, but habits, traits, characters.

So people who live in apartments and on farms and in barracks can choose dogs that fit their lives.

My Shiba Inu was an accident, as I told you, but his traits as it happen mesh wonderfully with my extremely eccentric habits. I can understand why people fix on a particular breed and even become breeders themselves!

435 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:46:38am

430 littleoldlady - sigh. Where's Moneypenney when I need her! "M" you are too quick for me (and what the hell is wrong with the Japanese; in 500 words or less, please).

436 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:47:30am

The die is cast

It's official. Hamas must "change" (we're all waiting with baited breath for an Arafat moment...) Then Israel must negotiate.

Way to go world!

/Fire up the spaceships, Chaverim! It's time to get outta here...

437 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:48:16am

#427 red

My guess is that China will cool off considerably after the Olympics and we will then be looking at much more modest growth and far more domestic unrest.

If by "growth" you meant economic growth, don't necessarily believe the numbers you've been hearing. Totalitarian regimes have been known to cook the books so to speak. I'm not saying China has not been growing, just that we can not be sure what the true econometric picture is. Thas one of the problems with managing the macroeconomy in a system like that, you never know what the real numbers are.

438 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:49:31am

# 432 nonic

Actually had a viscious collie once. Kept attacking the English Setter (an even prettier dog) and we had to put the collie down. Not exactly Lassie.

439 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:49:44am

434 Cato the Elder - " it happen mesh wonderfully with my extremely eccentric habits" - Nope, won't go there, wouldn't be prudent! BUT
what the hell is a Shiba Inu ? Any photos?

440 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:50:05am

JWF-

That's the best they got? A feeling that under Bush something will be worse?

441 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:52:26am

POSSIBLE SNOW DAY FOR NYC AREA SCHOOLS (MAYBE INCLUDING ST. MARTIN OF TOURS in AMITYVILLE, ALTHOUGH SUFFOLK COUNTY MAY NOT GET AS MUCH SNOW DUE TO OCEAN INFLUENCES. Temps will actually be a touch marginal even in NYC, but then again wet, heavy snow is best for packing and snow balls. 6Z GFS shows 20 to 25 cm of snow in NYC and BOS gets 25 cm plus. This is what I love best, when something starts as rain and changes to snow. It represents the triumph of good over evil. Environment Canada Global supports idea of possible snow day Wednesday. Of course, schools may let out Tuesday, as the snow may be coming down Tuesday afternoon. 6Z DGEX suggests a lot of the precip falls as rain, but there should be a nice dump of snow at the end. Still early, and temperatures look to be right on the edge.

. A little copy and paste from Joe Bastardi. Temp deviations in Farenheit. But wouldn't it be cool if NYC's 8o above average streak was replaced by two weeks of 15o below average?

15-DEC-05 to 15-JAN-06 REPORT FOR MOSCOW, RS DEPARTURE FROM NORM +7.9

01-JAN-06 to 26-JAN-06 REPORT FOR NEW YORK CITY, NY DEPARTURE FROM NORM +8.1

16-JAN-06 to 26-JAN-06 REPORT FOR MOSCOW, RS DEPARTURE FROM NORM-15.6

442 redstate cowboy  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:53:14am

Let's see...

Google: "Suppressing information=good"

Iran: "Wiping Israel off the map=doublegood"

HAMAS: "Instituting Sharia and Jizya worldwide=doubleplusgood"


I'm gonna party like its 1984...

/fan of Orwell and Prince...

443 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:53:21am

Rednaxela,

One thing I'm waiting for is the ROP to screw with China in a serious way.

I think they'll give the rest of us an example of how to deal with uppity Mahometans.

444 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:55:52am

Did the Times Break the Law with the NSA Story?

I'm sure the ACLU can help them out.

445 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:55:56am

# 434 CtE

Perhaps. But like I said, virtually all of the animals I've ever owned were rescues. BTW, cats are at least as overbred as dogs. Specific breeds come with very sepcific health problems. Most breeders are scum, just running puppy/kitty farms for a buck. They should all die. If and when I decide I need another dog, I'll go up to the local animal shelter and pick one out. At least I'll know I saved one unwanted animal from a certain death, and won't be forking over mucho bucks to some trailer trash running a puppy mill.

446 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:56:00am

GDP growth slows to 1.1% in 4th quarterlinky

We've had a strong headwind to go against with energy costs, natural disasters and the like.


The report puts the Federal Open Market Committee in a quandary. If growth were to remain tepid, the Fed would be obligated to hold rates steady or even cut them. But the continued inflation pressures argue for higher rates.

It will be very interesting for a policy wonk like me to see what the Fed does at the next meeting. I can see absolutely no reason to raise the discount rate again at this time. But, operating under a monetarist philosophy, if they think they see inflation they will raise the rate again.

447 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:56:25am

Realwest, er, I was talking about sleep patterns, stuff like that. You know, the things a poor dog has to put up with.

Here's a

pic that looks a lot like my pup.

448 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:56:42am

♪♪ Good morning LGF! ♪♪

Jheka

Speaking of Al "Howler" Gore, now he's attacking Canadians ... I can't believe that he was thisclose to the White House.

What is it with this guy? As if anyone really cares what he has to spew.

Honestly.

*rolls eyes*

449 Ackomanyuki  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:57:58am

I deliberately remained offline during the net growth hoopla days of the 90's. I baptized myself in '99 with an ISP for the first time. I did this because of my appetite for information and relocation to an area without any major state financed universities and their publicly available resources. Since that time I have kept a Goggle short cut on my desktop and my browser's tool tray. I was initially attracted by the clever name and it's relevancy to an exponentially growing Internet. The net and the blogosphere is now my informative media of choice, and I have become quite adept at having any inquiry I may have, sourced almost immediately by Goggling. All of my lifelong friends are either programmers or IT administrators of one stripe or another and have blanched every time I mention Goggle. Similar approbations by them caused me to drop AOL early on. Goggle has finally gone too far for me this time, so what resource should I be using as a search engine?

I am sure there are suggestions up thread, but I do not have time to read it, nor am I inclined to, as I have known everything I needed to know about Red China and all the other Marxist permutations after my mother explained all of the possible motivations, and moral/social consequences of another child having stolen my new Green Hornet lunch pail on the way home school in the second grade.

If anyone has any recommendations, assuming that this thread my go to 1000 by day’s end, please tag it at top with my nic and comment number so it comes up on a LGF search.

450 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:58:09am
451 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:58:37am

#436 Littleoldlady - Jeebus! Now I KNOW YOU'RE "M"! ;>)

Money quote from Hammas representative:

"If the Israelis stop their aggression we would be permitted what is called 'the quietness'."

WTF is the "quietness" - ceasefire or "It's quiet out there Jim, too quiet". I'd opt for the latter myself and since I can't keep up with you or any of the many swifter typing, thinking types up and about LGF right now, I am IN FACT going back under the covers til I have to leave for my next treatment.
If the World goes up in numerous "blinding blasts" all over the place, feel free to blame me, I'm sure I won't care!

452 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:58:50am

3 wood,

The truth never mattered to that idiot Aaron Brown, so WTF is he whining about?

The days of network anchors has passed. They tossed their credibility out the window and will never get it back.

Brit Hume is the only one I bother to watch.

If any of the alphabet networks want to restore ratings, they need to do one thing: report the news honestly. Until then, they can stand around scratching the heads and asses wondering why they're hemorrhaging ratings and money.

453 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:00:02am

BTW, Jean Francois al-Qerie's blather about a filibuster, IMHO, is surest sign yet that he plans to run in 2008. He is trying to secure the support of the Screaming Dean wing of the party that controls the early primaries and cauci.

The KoS editorials are another part of this strategy.

454 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:00:43am

Ackomanyuki-

You could run an advanced search on LGF comments only with the key words "search engine" because lots of Lizards have discussed this in the past...

I think Firefox is popular.

455 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:01:18am

#443 Cato,

I think they'll give the rest of us an example of how to deal with uppity Mahometans.

I'm in complete agreement with you on this one. We'll see how brave Ali Baba and his 40 thieves are in China. If there's one thing China does well besides steal military secrets with bribes to weak politicians, it's quickly put down any sign of discontent. Something tells me there won't be a big swing of Mahometans running to live in Shanghai.

P.S. - Owning dogs my entire life of various breeds (over 40 years), this is the first time I have owned Labs (male and female, littermates, 11 years). I now know why they are America's most popular breed 10+ years running. Without a doubt, the best dog going. Probably will never own anything else.

456 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:01:23am

#438 Mike

Sorry to hear that. And surprised. It's the first time I've ever heard of a vicious collie. Unless it was a "retired" border collie -- they can turn mean when they don't have sheep to monitor.

Was yours a "rough collie," that looked like Lassie?

But... I had to have a Golden Retriever put down for aggressive behavior. Also highly unusual. But it happens.

457 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:01:25am

Ai
Buy a Buffalo and tell people it's a thyroidal poodle. Goood Morning{Ai}.

458 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:03:44am

#452 Jammie

I think you are spot on that the days of the anchors are over. I haven't watched a network news show in years. I get all I need off the internet from direct sources. I don't need somebody to read it to me and then try to tell me what it means.

459 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:04:46am

#415 Mike C.

I have one breed that is a constant. My chow. My first one lived to be 10 and the one we have now is 13. Awesome dogs.

But the other ones... all rescues :) My Sampson was a rescue (with brothers and sisters) - found on the interstate with bags tied over their heads. That's just terrible. How could someone think to do something like that?

More people should rescue.
---
#424 {W-lover}

That brings tears to my eyes. F*#@ing Chi-coms.

Remember Tiananmen Square!

We will, but it seems China will soon forget.
---

Good morning Lizards!

460 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:05:09am

There are no grade school students in Tri-State area who care they might get to build snow forts Wednesday?

461 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:05:12am

Good Morning and Happy Friday!

Looks like a beauty weekend on the horizon - yes!

Oh, dogs, one of my favorite topics =)

I also had rough collies, the first - and the one that will always be in my heart - was a Blue Merle with the best and gentlest heart. I still miss him.

Mike C.

Most breeders are scum, just running puppy/kitty farms for a buck.

Sadly, true.

462 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:05:21am
463 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:06:21am

Happy Birthday Mozart! Rock Me Amadeus!

464 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:06:32am

#449 Ackomanyuki,

I've found Dogpile to be pretty good...I still admit to using Google on occasion with the proviso that I bad mouth the two geeks it created anytime I get the chance.

465 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:07:26am

Peacekeeper ~ Good Morning

Buy a Buffalo and tell people it's a thyroidal poodle.

Oh dear, LOL!

466 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:08:38am

{Dubs!}

467 hillbilly geek  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:08:51am

Great comic summary for this situation at geekculture.com

468 BenZacharia  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:08:55am

#449 Ackomanyuk
icerocket

469 USMC RECON  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:09:11am

Not all breeders are scum. I have bred and sold many litters. You have to personally visit a breeders kennel before you buy.

Good Morning Troop !

470 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:09:14am

{PK}!

471 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:09:35am

# 457 Peacekeeper

You know what was actually a pretty good dog you hardly ever see any more ? A standard poodle. They were hunting dogs, and of a decent size. Almost nobody has them anymore - they've bred them all down to those despicable ankle-biting pieces of over-pampered fluff. I haven't seen a standard in decades.

472 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:09:40am

{Littleold}
My prefence in dogs is a black lab. I want a buddy more than anything else. Labs are like that.

473 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:10:44am

$467 Hillbilly,

LOL. I'm still amazed that that brave soul didn't end up about six inches tall with a mohawk for a haircut.

474 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:11:14am

{Peacekeeper}

Sigh.

475 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:11:40am

American Infidel ~ Good Morning!

Uhhh I also like MASTIFFS...

Ugh, they droool, and when they shake their massive heads the drool goes flying!

/neighbors' dog

476 realwest  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:11:56am

#441 Ed of many names - "POSSIBLE SNOW DAY FOR NYC AREA SCHOOLS (MAYBE INCLUDING ST. MARTIN OF TOURS in AMITYVILLE, ALTHOUGH SUFFOLK COUNTY MAY NOT GET AS MUCH SNOW DUE TO OCEAN INFLUENCES. Temps will actually be a touch marginal even in NYC, but then again wet, heavy snow is best for packing and snow balls."
s'funny - it's a totally clear sky, bright and sunny at 9:06 AM - which day were you talking about as a "snow day" in NYC Schools? Next Tuesday? IT CAN'T - that's when I've got my follow up treatment to todays treatment.
Amyitville, huh?
I think you've said on a few occassions you grew up some in Nassau; I grew up, well, sorta, in Huntington right over the Nassau line in Suffolk county.
No wonder you're smarter than me, you had better schools!

477 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:13:04am

#468 BenZacharia,

Hey, that's nice. I like the thumbnail beside the site. Thanks...

478 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:13:24am
479 bonz  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:13:59am

When the inmates run the asylum we get war memorials like this: Tourists in retreat from peace-loving war museum

The Memorial Museum in Caen, Normandy, has been accused of mismanagement for turning its back on the Second World War to concentrate on subjects from feminism to Father Christmas. In recent months the museum has focused efforts on transforming itself into a “place of reflection on the contemporary world”.
480 FrogMarch  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:14:34am

and these people are afraid of George Bush.


I'm afraid of google - and leftists like them everywhere!

481 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:14:39am

3 wood,

#452 Jammie

I think you are spot on that the days of the anchors are over. I haven't watched a network news show in years. I get all I need off the internet from direct sources. I don't need somebody to read it to me and then try to tell me what it means.

Thanks. Not only do the network newscasts lack substance, but their newsmagazine shows are also woefully lacking. The only time I might tune in is to see John Stossel lay a clue-by-four upside the left's head.

BTW, who do you like in SB XL next week? I think they Steelers have it all going right now.

482 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:14:51am
483 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:14:59am

Good morning everybody!

Happy Friday!

484 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:15:40am

And for you Lab lovers (I had one once), get familiar with Newfoundlands. Labs almost the size of a St. Bernard, but with longer coats. Very nice dogs.

Guess I'm shooting down my own original premise, eh ?

485 dustyroadguy  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:16:23am

Victory leaves Hamas with a dilemma

The Middle East enters unknown and dangerous territory. This is a time for cool heads and pragmatism, not rash responses. The familiar political landscape of the past decade has been transformed. In little more than a year, Yasser Arafat has died, Ariel Sharon has fallen into a coma and the leaders of the suicide bombers who have done so much to destroy the hope of peace have come to power. The vote for Islamic radicals may yet bolster Israel's national-religious Right when Israelis go to the polls in March.


Other elections have yielded worrying results: the Muslim Brotherhood, the forebear of all radical Sunni movements, did well in Egypt and would have done much better had it not been for the government's crude suppression; a Shia Islamist group with strong ties to Iran is in the driving seat in Iraq; and, in Iran, a radical president with an alarmingly apocalyptic tone has placed his country on a collision course with the West over its nuclear programme.

486 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:16:52am

energyforcapital

I'm just about finished with Kang Chol-Hwak's riveting autobiography, The Aquariums of Pyongyang. Its about he and his family's ten years spent as 'guests' in North Korea's Yodok prison camp.

Is this a recent publication? I've searched my library online and they don't have a listing for this book.

I'm really interested in reading it.

Aaaand we're one more day closer to ♪ SPRING! ♪

:)

487 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:18:21am

Morning {Ronin}! {m} {ChiBlue} {AI} {Anyone else I missed}

488 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:18:21am

{Blue}
Sorry I keep getting interrupted by the ankle biting office dwarves and coffee zombies...

489 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:18:26am
490 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:18:43am

#471 Mike C.

You know what was actually a pretty good dog you hardly ever see any more ? A standard poodle.

Yes ~ they are fantastic dogs and a really good size. Smart and highly trainable, too!

Hmmm, could be something to think on...

491 goodbye_natalie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:20:03am

#484 Mike C.,

Newfoundlands are too cool. My neighbor behind me has one. Looks like combination of a black lab, a St. Bernard, and a male lion - mane and all.

My male lab is a "svelte" 113 lbs. and the Newfoundland makes my boy look like a lap dog.

492 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:20:30am
493 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:20:37am

Morning {Dubs}!

494 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:22:10am

#463 W-lover

BEAT ME TO IT! :-)

Happy Birthday Wolfie, 250 years. WWFM today at noon will broadcast and webcast live a celebration in Salzburg that will feature the simultaneous ringing of 100 churchbells. [Link: www.wwfm.org...]

495 USMC RECON  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:22:17am

A.I. Good Morning.

You know my favorite breed. If your serious about a real dog take a good look at the Rottie. They are super loyal and when trained correctly ,the best guard dog .

496 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:23:46am

nonic-

I listen to classical pupblic radio at work. It's all they've been talking about for weeks! They're playing Mozart all day.

497 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:23:58am

{W-lover} Happy Friday!

American Infidel ~

The American Mastiff is supposed to have a dry mouth, no drool...

Well, Duke is a purebred English Mastiff and the mouth is always wet and drippy! Although he is a sweetie in every other respect!

498 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:24:03am
499 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:24:20am

# 490 ChicagoBlue

Still, so far as dogs go, there's no prettier sight in the world than an English Setter on point. Had years of that, and I can still remember it all these many years later. Nor can I ever forget my all-time favorite description of Labs - "fucknuckled." Extremely friendly dogs without a lick of common sense.

500 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:25:18am
501 rednaxela  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:25:30am

#443 Cato the Elder


Re: RoP screwing with China

Absolutely right.

In fact, they've got their fair share of Ropers in places like Urumqi. And they seem to be just as whacked as all other Ropers. The difference is that whenever they blow up a bus or ask for special somethings, the Chinese state dumps a whole big bunch of them in prison camps.

Not that we'd ever hear about it. After it's far more interesting to report on what Mama Moonbat is up to.

502 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:26:09am

PIMF- public!

503 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:27:05am

#481 Jammie

I think the Steelers are just too physical for the Seahawks. The Seahawks could get lucky with turnovers, but I doubt it.

504 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:27:56am

A neighbor of mine has a full sized poodle...He does not have that fancy wuss haircut either...

What does the dog look like?

505 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:28:50am

Yes!

Opposition leader Benjamin Netanyahu said the victory for Hamas "is the result of the unilateral withdrawals of Israel, in the face of terror, which communicated weakness and that Hamas's terror works."

"We thought that we withdraw unilaterally (from Gaza) and that we would get peace. We got Hamas right between our eyes," Netanyahu said.

The Likud party leader insisted that further Israeli pullouts had to stop

link: Israel rejects Hamas talks, pushes for disarmament

But this part is very surprising to me:

An opinion poll conducted by the Yediot Aharonot newspaper, albeit before the election result was announced, found that 48 percent of Israelis would support talks with a Hamas-led government.

48% Are you kidding me?

506 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:28:56am

Standard poodle. Yep, no smell, no shed, no drool, intelligent, and with a "lamb cut" looks like a dog. Have a friend who keeps three of them. I used to have a large miniature. Fine dog. (It's the "toys" you don't want to get involved with.)

Newfoundland. Hmm. Neighbor had one, massive black animal, big doofus. Got hisself shot for a bear. Really sad.

507 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:29:45am

# 500 AI

Give it up, dear. What you got there is a psychotic barking cat.

508 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:30:06am

#500 American Infidel

No, hon- she's real dog food :D

I'M KIDDING MISS TRIXIE! ! ! !

509 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:30:18am
510 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:31:11am

Good morning all,

A breath of fresh air from Canada,

OTTAWA -- The new Conservative government wants clear evidence that Hamas rejects violence before recognizing the Palestinian group's democratic credentials, Stephen Harper says.

He said yesterday he'll have more to say about the Palestinian election after he is sworn in as prime minister on Feb. 6.

While the Conservatives support the creation of a democratic Palestinian state, "for a nation to be truly democratic it must renounce any use of terrorism," he said.

At last, no more mealy-mouth Liberal double-speak. How refreshing!

511 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:31:14am

Good Friday Morning, Friends!

512 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:32:26am
513 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:33:34am

The little woman wanted a Rottie for a while but our Insurance company nixed it. They are very specific about "aggressive breeds" that they do not want on the premises. Pit bulls, Dobermans, wolf hybrids, shepards, Rottweilers.

514 gus3  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:33:51am

Good mornin', lizards. Rather than re-post, I'll just direct you to my #230 above.

515 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:34:21am

{Loppy}

516 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:34:46am
She is not into barking, though I have encouraged her...

Hard for her to use that little doggie inhaler when she's barking.

517 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:35:39am

Morning {Lopps}!
Is the BeeF into dogs?

518 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:36:46am

#230 gus3~ wow. Blatant difference.

519 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:36:53am

#499 Mike C.

Still, so far as dogs go, there's no prettier sight in the world than an English Setter on point.

Oh, yes indeed. They have the loveliest heads and such beautifully marked coats.

520 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:36:58am
521 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:37:01am

#494 nonic
Happy Mozartmas!

Here are some good excerpts from The Magic Flute to help you celebrate...
Mozart Overtures, Arias
Excerpts are at the bottom of the page.
Queen of the Night aria II always blows my mind, but if you can't handle sopranos this early try Maurerische Trauermusik or Die Zauberflöte.
All exceprts load in under 4-5 mins on dial up.

522 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:37:08am

Morning {Loppyd}!

523 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:37:18am

#496 W-lover

Me, too. At home. What a fantastic week it's been. Pulling out all the esoteric stuff you don't get to hear usually.

All week long I've been thinking... and did the muslims produce anything remotely close to this? And this is just Mozart. How about Bach and Beethoven and all the rest?

All cultures are NOT equal!

524 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:37:19am

# 516 Peacemaker

You're a dead man. I thought it was just because it would cause those little stilleto-heeled thigh-high black boots to slip down.

525 TMF  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:37:28am

Im all for bombing Iran, but should I pull my money out of my 401 K before we do so?

Not to sound hysterical, but im thinking $100-$200 per barrel prices is going to bring about a Bush 1 style recession and thats my money, dammit!

526 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:38:54am

Morning ai

527 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:39:06am
528 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:39:24am
529 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:39:57am

# 521 Killgore Trout

You mean you don't already have all of that already on vinyl, tape or CD ?

530 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:40:03am
531 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:40:15am

Morning {m}!

532 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:40:38am

G'day from Down Under on this lovely Saturday morning!

And #514 gus3

Great stuff there -

And just a little baseball news - the Boston Red Sox have picked a young bloke from the central Coast here in NSW to play in the minor league with a view to progressing through to the major league

I've left his picture on the link so that in a few years time when he's a star you can say Aussiemagpie told me about this boy years ago!


Aussie heads to Boston to play baseball

533 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:41:15am

SHe can't bark, I picture the nervous little thing whipping out an inhaler, taking a couple of hits, and proceeding to bark.

534 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:41:16am

Morning {aussie}!

535 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:41:23am

{w-lover} {m} {ronin} et al

My neighbour has a 6 month-old Newfie dog and he's absolutely a gentle giant.

I'm 5'3" and his gargantuan shoulders reached my hips - I can't imagine what size he'll reach when he's fully grown...

They have webbed toes, too.

:)

536 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:41:55am

#521 Kilgore

Thanks :-)

This announcer this morning said that Einstein said, to the effect that, while Beethoven CREATED his music, it seems as though Mozart merely DISCOVERED his -- so perfect and so seemingly effortless, that it was as though he simply FOUND the essential beauty of the universe and let the rest of us hear it.

Amadeus = beloved by God.

I can believe it.

537 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:42:01am

# 528 AI

Promises, promises...

538 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:42:17am
539 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:42:26am

Morning {Miss Trixie}!

540 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:43:07am

Morning, all. So the dead thread has gone to the dogs, I take it?

541 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:43:31am
542 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:44:00am

Ai
Shh! We are not supposed to notice those things.

543 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:44:18am
544 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:44:19am

Morning {PK}

Is the BeeF into dogs?

Yep. We're getting a puppy in April - black lab boy. Maybe getting two...

545 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:44:19am

#525 TMF

You may have some tax issues if you do that. Plus, under that scenario, I would think oil stocks would skyrocket. If you are close to retirement, you should have most of your money in t bills, top quality bonds, and very stable equity anyway.

546 USMC RECON  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:44:27am

Peace keeper, I have to carry a extra $2mm in insurance for the dogs.

A.I. Don't let them get to you. If you want to keep pike bait as a pet you just do it.

547 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:44:46am

I am sure she is a Princess...

548 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:45:09am

#531 Minnesota Ronin

Good morning to you, too { {Minn Ronin} }!

549 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:45:41am

BBL
Congrats Loppy

550 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:45:50am

{RECON}

Peace keeper, I have to carry a extra $2mm in insurance for the dogs.

Some MA insurance companies will not insure homeowners with Rotties. I know pit bulls are on the banned list...

551 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:46:00am
552 cptham  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:46:08am

Drudge Headline

BUSH SNUBS HELEN THOMAS [AGAIN]

BwaaaHaaaHaaa. I despise that miserable old bag

553 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:46:45am

#521 Killgore Trout ~

Thank You! What a treat!

554 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:46:46am

#534 Minn ronin

Hi and drinkies tonight eh? Hot chocolate?

555 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:46:53am

# 546 USMC RECON

"Pike bait" Double-heh.

556 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:47:34am

552 cptham

I despise that miserable old bag

Excellent, Smithers!

I hate the hag myself...

557 yc2005  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:47:39am
558 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:48:16am
559 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:48:25am

aussie

Hi and drinkies tonight eh? Hot chocolate?

Yes!

and nooo!

(Jaegermeister)

560 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:49:19am
561 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:51:24am
562 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:51:51am

Mike C.

Give it up, dear. What you got there is a psychotic barking cat.

ROFL!

m

I'M KIDDING MISS TRIXIE! ! ! !

When I take her out for walks, all the large dogs look at her like she's lunch!

:D

kenneth

OTTAWA -- The new Conservative government wants clear evidence that Hamas rejects violence before recognizing the Palestinian group's democratic credentials, Stephen Harper says.

Thanks. You're not kidding when you say it's a breath of fresh air! Thank you Prime Minister Harper and I expect to see more of the same.

♥aussie♥

Good morning! Happy to see you here today! How are you?

:)

563 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:51:55am

...meanwhile in Moonbatland,
Jimmy Carter's secret Hamas summit

At 81, clear-eyed and calm, America's most beloved ex-president — who yesterday sanctified the Palestinian election as head of the 950-strong international observer mission — took the earthquake in stride.

Argk! I'm still cleaning the coffee off my monitor after I read that paragraph...

Ten years ago, Carter himself sat down with Hamas in an attempt to bridge the gap between PLO chief Yasser Arafat and the then-fledgling militant Islamic group. As a personal favour to the late Palestinian leader, and in the spirit of the newly minted Oslo Accords, Carter went hunting for Hamas, to lasso them into the political process.

So Carter was Arafat's go-for. Why is that not surprising?

A series of meetings ensued with various Hamas leaders in the Israeli-occupied territories, and Carter initially found himself confounded by the multi-headed hydra of leadership, Hamas-style. But some of those he spoke to showed interest.

Even 10 years ago, there were indications Hamas might be ready to make the great leap forward into reason and rationality — and perhaps even to accept Israel as its legitimate partner in a future that would become two states living side by side.

Finally, a secret summit was arranged for Cairo involving every voice that mattered to Hamas. And just as Carter was preparing for the flight to Egypt, Hamas called it off.

"They cancelled the meeting. Either they decided no, or they decided I wasn't the right person. But they cancelled," said Carter.

...so, they lead him along for a while and then abruptly cut him off. Yup, sounds like typical Palestinian diplomacy.

...As for the death of peace hopes, Carter offered a steely gaze, and unleashed a laundry list of reasons why the question is ridiculous.

"Remember, we're not interrupting a major, successful, promising peace process. There haven't been any peace talks for the last 3 1/2 years.

Now at least that part is true. Let's not kid ourselves, Hamas is at war with Israel.

...Former Swedish prime minister Carl Bildt, one of Carter's colleagues in the mission to Jerusalem, yesterday framed the situation thus: "The motives for a two-state solution can be said to be even strong in a situation where, after all, what we have asked for — the establishment of democracy in these territories — has occurred.

"The fact that we got democracy functioning should not really be used as an argument for withdrawing our engagement."

Ok, if you call an election campaign marked by gun battles and bombings "democracy".

As my grandmother used to say, "Just because your cat had her kittens in the oven, it doesn't make them muffins." When we were kids, we just thought Grandma was crazy, but now I see her wisdom.

564 Mike C.  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:52:19am

Well, that's about it, ladies and gents. Gotta get up and go to work tomorrow like any other day - or at least I do if I want to get paid. Which I do. I'm such a whore. Carry on.

Mike C. out

565 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:52:31am

I think its Zapata County.


Zapato, IIRC, means "shoe".

566 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:53:59am

#553 ChicagoBlue
You're welcome. Those are excelent perfomances, I'm pretty sure they're using origial instruments instead of modern ones too.
Share the link.

567 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:54:12am

American Infidel:

Just for you, the scenery of the Texas-Mexico border- Santa Elena Canyon

568 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:55:19am

#546 USMC Recon

If you want to keep pike bait as a pet you just do it.

I've seen pike nail ducklings, squirrels, a water snake, and I used to catch them with a mouse immitating surface plug my Dad had.

569 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:55:28am

Good Night Mike C.

570 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:55:50am
571 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:56:37am

AI-

I think you're wrong. She won't even get the nom.

572 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:57:04am
573 mglazer  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:57:16am

Colombia Busts Ring Linked to al-Qaida

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Colombia has dismantled a false passport ring with links to al-Qaida and Hamas militants, the acting attorney general said Thursday after authorities led dozens of simultaneous raids across five cities.

574 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:57:34am

Iran says Hamas 'earthquake' will shake US

TEHRAN (AFP) - Iran's regime said that the Palestinian election win of its Islamic militant allies Hamas was an "earthquake" that would also jolt its enemies in Washington.

"All the Muslims are happy, and God willing this earthquake... will be felt right up to the White House," hardline cleric Ayatollah Mohammad Emami Kashani said in an official weekly sermon at Tehran University on Friday.

Iran and Hamas are close allies and declared last month that they represented a "united front" against sworn enemy Israel.

*spit*

575 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:57:54am

Good night Mike. Have fun in China.

576 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:59:34am

#563 Kenneth

Thank you for that bad news.

Carter running around with Swedish EUniks, freelancing (for hefty Saudi fees) internationalist, pro-islamist foreign policy AS IF on behalf of some US shadow parallel fantasy Gore/Kerry/McCain administration, is sick sick sick.

577 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:59:40am

Good night Mike C from Down Under - sleep well!

578 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 4:59:43am

#529 Mike C.
I have all the scores too. I sit around like a big music geek and read the score while I listen.

579 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:00:01am
Still, so far as dogs go, there's no prettier sight in the world than an English Setter on point.

Except for a greyhound in a full run. Sheer grace in muscular form. I am continously amazed.

580 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:00:47am

#535 Miss Trixie

When I was a kid, my best friend had a Newfie dog that played football with us. He was the best defensive tackle you ever saw. He could outrun anybody, & barrel straight into your legs. Down you'd go & then he'd lick your face. And when my friend was rushing with the ball, the dog would run blocking for him. Smart dog!

581 keepandbear  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:00:56am

Alright we aren't frewch here. (OR i ASSUME that none of you are) therefore there will be no fishing with large hairy loud-mouthed rats

582 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:02:10am
583 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:02:19am

Also near Texas-Mexico border: scenic Sierra Diablo mountains.


Not far from Van Horn, TX, where the Central Time Zone ends, and Mountain Time Zone begins.


I've eaten at Chuy's Mexican Restaurant in Van Horn, home of the John Madden Haul of Fame.

584 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:02:31am

{keep}

Good morning from the resident LGF skank!

585 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:02:40am

nonic-

They're going to play the Marriage of Figaro! All I see is Bugs Bunny!

586 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:03:08am
587 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:03:33am

Oh goodie - Oprah is on with the Humpback Mountain cast talking about 'this amazing love story'. If you are in Chicago - it's on now. If not - watch it later. great stuff.

/mm-hmm

588 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:03:58am

{3 wood}

Were you asking me what the BF's handicap is?

589 WriterMom  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:05:51am

#514 gus3

Awsome job-I really hope Charles updates the thread. And to all the lizards who dug around, trying to outsmart Google-you guys are great!

littleoldlady-you still there, if you need something translated from Hebrew post the link and I can translate. There are lots of English articles, though, on the supposed Israeli plans to assasinate OBL. Yediot is one of the major dailies in Israel.

590 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:06:01am

Ok, I don't plant to see Bareback Mountin', but is it safe to assume Jake Gylenhaal (sp?) plays the "girl"?

591 nonic  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:06:09am

#563 Kenneth

Just because your cat had her kittens in the oven, it doesn't make them muffins.

Thank you for that. With a grateful nod to your gran and you, I will probably use that :-).

Signing off, folks. Have a great day.

592 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:06:22am

587 mama winger

Gah!

Already dreading the acceptance speeches at the Oscars...

593 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:06:59am

Oprah: "Groundbreaking, revolutionary cinema"

WELL . . . as long as it has the big O's seal of approval, it must be a real prize. I mean this is the woman who gave us 'A Million Little Lies".

594 Orbit Rain  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:07:06am

ABC news is full of shit...they lie about economic indicators and their meanings...then again what do people who went to j-school really know about economics? I'm sure it was just *way* too much math for them to bother with when they were in college...I look forward to the commentary from some nobody scholar from some nowhere school giving his "expert" opinion later in the day...

...you can hear the lies...lies...lies...

595 tfc3rid  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:07:53am

Good morning Lizards!

Was there a recount in the PA election? Did Fatah demand a recount of those hanging chads?

596 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:08:36am

AI-

Yup, I see Hillary winning...

With 51% voting against her?

597 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:09:41am

#592 loppyd

Gah!

Already dreading the acceptance speeches at the Oscars...

"All of your sodomites are belonging to us now!"

598 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:11:04am
599 tfc3rid  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:11:26am

#594 Orbit Rain

Did you hear that radio report at the top of the hour? Well, there are indications the economy is slowing down and starting to turn in thr bad direction...

I mean geez... Never report any news that might be positive... Kepp stewing on the negative and someday the stupid people will return the Dems to power.

600 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:11:50am

#562 Miss trixie


Hi there - yes I'm alive and well and not locked in the shed!

☺ ☺ ♫ ♫ ♫ ☺

601 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:12:01am

#593 Loppyd

Already dreading the acceptance speeches at the Oscars...

I gave up watching the Oscars years ago. I just read the results the next morning. :-)

602 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:12:05am

597 Kenneth

LOL!

Good thing my office is semi-private. :)

You are in England, correct?

603 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:12:24am

All you cowboys & sheepherders bragging about your big dogs--Gotta put in a word for Yorkshire terriers we urban cowboys and urban shepherds like.

Sure Yorkies look foo fooo in the handbags of supermodels but these macho, pint-sized ratters come from hearty country, Yorkshire, where they earned their keep in industrial mills, killing vermin, rooting out evildoers! They're feisty when not cutesified to look like Hollywood's Brad Pitt.

Size isn't everything. Attitude matters.

604 grayp  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:12:46am

Dogs? We're talking dogs! Woo Hoo!

AI, whatever dog you get, be sure the size is something you can manage if you have to carry it.

Re: breeders. You can find reputable breeders by visiting the AKC website. Visit the kennel AND LOOK AT THE CONTRACT you will be asked to sign.

Unless you a buying a pup to show, the contract should require you to spay/neuter the dog by a certain age.

If you find for any reason you cannot keep the dog, the contract should require you to return the dog to the breeder. No shelters, no euthanasia, no give-aways, no nothing. We actually changed our wills to cover this and every time we board Molly, her breeder Patti is noted as first contact.

A breeder should always stay in touch - twice a year at minimum - to find out what's going on with the dog re: any health/temperment problems.

We love Molly the Beagle to distraction. She owns us. But if a beagle is a breed you consider, you need to know one thing that surprised me. THEY ARE NOT SWEET to anyone outside their pack. Unless they feel like it. They are stubborn, independent little snots and manipulative beyond belief. Which yes, means they're extremely smart. I once watched a video of a beagle removing one of those plastic child locks from cabinet doors under the kitchen sink so she could get to the garbage. They have also been known to climb trees in order to get over a fence. I had my German Shepard nicely trained in 9 months flat - it was 2 years for Molly. Not because she didn't understand - it took that long to convince her Mom is BOSS.

605 no2liberals  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:13:23am

Iranian official: UN sanctions may lead us to seal off Persian Gulf
Well...my pucker factor is pegged on the meter. Time for a nice long shower.

/and a purgative

606 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:13:33am

301 MTNester

Being a chick and all, I watch the red carpet pre-show and then turn it off.

608 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:14:53am

Found on Instapundit ...John & Al, Paris & Nicole

Kerry has become the Paris Hilton to Al Gore's Nicole Ritchie on the stage of American politics: creatures whose fame has become self-sustaining; and who remain in the public eye not because of any achievement or acumen, but who are simply famous for being famous.


Ouch.

609 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:15:18am

They start out with this: Arabs leaders urge Hamas to talk peace

Then end up saying this:

In Syria, which remains technically at war with Israel and has long supported radical Palestinian groups, the official newspaper Al-Baath called on the West to work with Hamas.

"The Europeans and especially the Americans, who have rejected this victory, have no other choice than to submit to reality and work with the new situation," it said.

"Those who want stability in the region ... will have to accept the new context, the more so since Hamas has expressed its intent to develop a political action conforming to the greater interests of the Palestinian people and steadfast demands, that is the rejection of occupation and the creation of a Palestinian state with Jerusalem as its capital."

Oh hell no!

610 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:15:51am

From George Baker in the London Times Online, comes this chilling editorial:

Prepare yourself for the unthinkable: war against Iran may be a necessity

If Iran gets safely and unmolested to nuclear status, it will be a threshold moment in the history of the world, up there with the Bolshevik Revolution and the coming of Hitler. What the country itself may do with those weapons, given its pledges, its recent history and its strategic objectives with regard to the US, Israel and their allies, is well known. We can reasonably assume that the refusal of the current Iranian leadership to accept the Holocaust as historical fact is simply a recognition of their own plans to redefine the notion as soon as they get a chance (“Now this is what we call a holocaust”). But this threat is only, incredibly, a relatively small part of the problem.

Iran, of course, secure now behind its nuclear wall, will surely step up its campaign of terror around the world. It will become even more of a magnet and haven for terrorists. The terror training grounds of Afghanistan were always vulnerable if the West had the resolve. Protected by a nuclear-missile-owning state, Iranian camps will become impregnable.

And the kind of society we live in and cherish in the West, a long way from Tehran or Damascus, will change beyond recognition. We balk now at intrusive government measures to tap our phones or stop us saying incendiary things in mosques. Imagine how much more our freedoms will be curtailed if our governments fear we are just one telephone call or e-mail, one plane journey or truckload away from another Hiroshima.

...Because in the end, preparation for war, by which I mean not military feasibility planning, or political and diplomatic manoeuvres but a psychological readiness, a personal willingness on all our parts to bear the terrible burdens that it will surely impose, may be our last real chance to ensure that we can avoid one.

611 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:16:05am
612 Buck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:16:23am

#595 tfc3rid

Yep they counted the gunmen, and spent casings twice.

613 Mentat  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:16:40am

Google - adhering to the "global test" a la John Kerry.

614 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:17:18am
615 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:18:06am

#606 Loppyd

I can't even watch the red carpet stuff anymore. Guess that means I'm getting to be an old chick, eh?

616 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:18:48am

#604 grayp

Good advice. I work for a vet and see first hand problems people run into when they do not deal with a reputable breeder, or more frewuently, DO NOT RESEARCH ADEQUATELy the breed they are choosing. For instance, people who end up resenting their dog for the very behavior that dog is bred for. Case in point: The older woman who bought an Australian Shepherd - who lives in a condo with no place the dog can run, and no job the dog can have. Then she can't understand why the dog is driving her nuts.

Also - please consider older dogs in need of a home. Puppies aren't for everyone. - Lots of work.

617 LemonJoose  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:18:49am

What a damning comparison. Looks like they did a better job censoring the images than websites. When you search for "tianamen square massacre" on google.cn, there are still a lot of websites that get through the filters. But I imagine they are actively working to "fix" that.

618 littleoldlady  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:19:41am

#589 WriterMom,

Thanks very much for the offer. I've depressed myself so very nicely with my own links today, I'm afraid I've moved back into "Why should Israel do the world ANY favors" mode.

Also I just ran out of chocolate. Time to go...slit my wrists.

Have a great day, all.

/don't worry about me. I'm just waiting for the announcemnt from Hamas that they "renounce terror". Then all will be well.

//Arafat lives.

619 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:19:51am
Size isn't everything. Attitude matters.


No kidding. I've got a pack of dachshunds that would just as soon tear you a new one as look at you. Thankfully, they cannot reach above ankle height. But all this ferociousness is directed at intruders; they are very loyal to family members. Problem is, they perceive anyone who is not a family member as an intruder!

620 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:20:40am

#596 W-lover

With 51% voting against her?

Sure. That's well within the margin of Democrat fraud...

621 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:21:30am
622 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:21:47am

Yahoo pics

After Friday prayers, over 500 worshippers gather with copies of the holy Quran to denounce cartoons published last year in a Danish newspaper, Friday, Jan. 27, 2006, in Baghdad, Iraq.

If I ever read the words "Holy Bible" on one of their pages I would fall in the floor.

623 Semper Gumbi  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:21:52am

Wow, a dog thread. In Japan, the Inu is the dog. For royalty, you need the Japanese Chin

We own two. Or they own us. Very smart which makes them very stubborn. Similar to grayp's description of trying to train Molly the beagle.

More info on the breed: AKC

624 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:21:57am

#602 loppyd

England? No, I'm in newly liberated Socialist Canuckistan.

I read a review of Brokeback Mountain written by a gay man. He hated it because it was a boring, pretentious movie. The so called romance was dull, no chemistry, no drama, stupid dialog, etc. The reviewer felt insulted that he was "supposed" to love the movie just because it had gay characters.

625 newmelleman  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:22:23am

Gone to the dogs eh? At our house we are enjoying the "golden years" of our family pet, Murphy. A wire-haired fox terrier that will be sorely missed when her time comes. This quote from the AKC is pretty accurate regarding the breed (they are a bit uncommon)

The Terrier should be alert, quick of movement, keen of expression, on the tip-toe of expectation at the slightest provocation. Character is imparted by the expression of the eyes and by the carriage of ears and tail.

Don't know what variety the next newmelledog will be but there will be one.

NMM

626 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:22:33am

#604 grayp

Hola Gray P! Nice to know you're a great dog person--moslems don't know what they're missing.

Can you believe the equivalent of Al Zarqawi's party was the peoples' choice?

627 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:23:16am

kenneth

When I was a kid, my best friend had a Newfie dog that played football with us. He was the best defensive tackle you ever saw. He could outrun anybody, & barrel straight into your legs. Down you'd go & then he'd lick your face. And when my friend was rushing with the ball, the dog would run blocking for him. Smart dog!

Wow! I'll bet that dog had way more fun than the kids!

aussie

I'm alive and well and not locked in the shed!

Good heavens! What do you do that puts you in the shed?

grayp

They are stubborn, independent little snots and manipulative beyond belief.

And I don't care much for their "voice" but they do have lovely faces.

:D

628 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:23:48am
629 Mentat  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:24:07am

Have you guys taken the "Global Test"?

630 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:24:20am

Peacekeeper,

An insurance company tells you what kind of dog you can have?

I'd rather do without insurance.

631 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:24:57am

ai

fesity

feisty?


m

I would fall in the floor.

on the floor?

632 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:25:34am

#625 NMM

You've got a great dog there. Always admired that breed.

633 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:25:58am

Mr Chips-

Only 13% want to vote for her. She's climbing up hill. I don't think she'll even get the nomination. It's a gut instinct.

634 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:27:49am

#631 Minnesota Ronin

Yes teach--- get the red pen out :D

635 Lively  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:28:02am

Speaking of dogs...it's the Year of the Dog...this Chinese New Year on Sunday.

636 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:29:03am

redstateredneck

pack of dachshunds

Ummm, shouldn't that be "package of dachshunds"?

/ducks

:D

637 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:29:21am

But I do have to say the the Golden Retriever is really the dog standard. "Dog" as God Himself intended.

Not to slight anyone else, just a statement of fact. :)

638 no2liberals  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:29:58am

DAMN-IT!
The link below is a letter of protest to the Austrian company, STEYR MANNLICHER GmbH & Co KG, for selling 800 .50cal sniper rifles to Iran. At the bottom of the letter, is a link to a terrorists propaganda video, showing our troops being sniped. I must warn you, if you are in a good mood, it will change. If you are in a bad mood, it could cause you to go postal.
WARNING! WARNING! VERY DISTURBING!

639 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:30:35am

#634 m

Yes teach--- get the red pen out :D

I prefer Sharpies...

640 grayp  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:31:18am

mam winger

Puppies aren't for everyone. - Lots of work.


ENORMOUS amount of work. I was exhausted for the first 3 months. Absolutely frazzled.

#619 redstateredneck

they perceive anyone who is not a family member as an intruder!


We work from home. The poor guy who delivered the office supplies was so traumatized by a 10 inch beagle who wanted him out of the house that they now deliver our supplies via UPS.

mama winger, would you consider shooting me an email please. I'd like to ask you about your work.

641 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:32:05am

m

Yes teach--- get the red pen out :D


No red pens; they are bad for your self esteem. We'll use purple so no one's feelings get hurt. :-)

642 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:33:19am

#633 W-lover

Yes, I was just joking that if her opponent had 51% and she 49% in a fraud-free election, she could steal the election with typical, Chicago-style Democrat fraud.

But I agree, I don't really think she has much of a chance. There is no middle ground with her - one either loves her or hates her, and not too many people seem to love her.

643 newmelleman  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:33:32am

#632 mama winger

Thanks, I think so too of course. My family always had boxers, the wife's always had schnauzers so we had to pick something completely different to keep the peace.

The natural instinct to "go to ground" played out real early on. If you sat on the couch and slouched the slightest little bit, Murphy would hit the 'burrow' between your back and the couch looking for prey.

As far as "house dogs" go, I really don't think you can go wrong with the terrier group, so many personalities to pick from too.

NMM

644 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:34:02am
645 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:34:09am

615 MTNester

Not old, wise!

646 tankdemon  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:34:13am

641 redstateredneck;

Purple gives me the heebie-jeebies. Maybe a nice unimposing tangerine-orange would be better.

647 mglazer  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:34:59am

Muslim Group Seeks Radio Host Apology for Stampede Joke

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

In March 2004, KFI issued an on-air apology after the group filed a complaint with the Federal Communications Commission following a skit that claimed Muslims have sex with animals, don't bathe and hate Jews.

FYI the "group" is CAIR the terrorist supporters and muslim extortionists and intimidators under the guilty civil rights American guise just like the corporate multimillion shakedown king Rev Jesse

648 no2liberals  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:35:22am

I'm so pissed right now.
Y'all forgive my not using *'s today.
I wish I had never found that link.

/DAMN-IT!

649 USMC RECON  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:35:23am

resatateredneck

Imagine your "Hot Dogs" at 140lbs. That's a Rottie.

650 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:35:28am

Speaking of dogs, I always say that I'm mine's human, not that she's my dog. Seems more fitting, the way she's got me trained...

651 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:36:48am

Ok, I'll weigh in.

On deciding for a breed, I was quite taken with the Papillion, but when I saw a yorkie puppy I lost my heart.

I'm sure AI and alegrias will agree.

:)

652 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:37:16am

624 Kenneth

My bad. I thought were living across the pond. Now I see you're only across the porous border!

I'm sure that gay reviewer is now reviled by his fellow colleagues.

653 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:37:27am

#573 mglazer
Colombia Busts Ring Linked to al-Qaida

Hamas and Al Zarqawi, kissing cousins working to enter the US through Colombia...Whose side is Mexico on? Folks, get your dogs ready for rattin' action, it'll be like whack-a-hamas soon, given these folks are tunnelin' and fakin' their way over here. Thank you, Sen. McLame & Dems.

654 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:37:29am

Oh, yeah. Lance too.

:D

655 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:38:39am
Speaking of dogs...it's the Year of the Dog...

Hmmm. I'm still dating my checks the Year of the Tiger...

656 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:38:42am

{no2liberals}

657 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:38:44am

Mr Chips-

I think the pool of "hates her" is still growing.

658 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:39:35am

#629 Mentat

LOL...my score on the global test was -5700

659 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:39:41am

{Dubs}

I think the pool of "hates her" is still growing.

The Codepink Bitches hate her!

660 ChicagoBlue  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:40:05am

#643 newmelleman ~

As far as "house dogs" go, I really don't think you can go wrong with the terrier group, so many personalities to pick from too.

Agree!

We have a Wheaten ~ talk about personality!

Wonderful breed - good sized and a bit calmer than most other Terriers. And he doesn't shed!

/back to work...

661 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:40:40am

#627 Miss Trixie

Well my lefty partner said he'd put me in the shed to keep me away from LGF - which he says is rotting my brain! :-)

Actually my brain cells have been rejuvenated since I came here!

662 Golem14  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:40:44am

#616 mama winger

For instance, people who end up resenting their dog for the very behavior that dog is bred for. Case in point: The older woman who bought an Australian Shepherd - who lives in a condo with no place the dog can run, and no job the dog can have. Then she can't understand why the dog is driving her nuts.

Same thing with German Shorthairs. I see people walking them down the street here in NYC, and I only hope they're just in town for the day and don't have to live in an apartment... Or someone will buy a Collie and complain that it barks all the time, which is just part of being a herding dog. And so on, and so on...

663 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:41:16am

ctp

Speaking of dogs, I always say that I'm mine's human, not that she's my dog. Seems more fitting, the way she's got me trained...

And cats have staff.

:D

664 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:41:53am
I think the pool of "hates her" is still growing.

That's because she's an evil wire-haired man goblin.

665 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:42:13am

661 {chopped livaaah #2}

Well my lefty partner said he'd put me in the shed to keep me away from LGF - which he says is rotting my brain! :-)

Do Chopped Liver #1 and I need to come down under and open a can of whoop-ass on the lefty mate?

666 lurking faith  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:42:33am

#658 MTNester

LOL...my score on the global test was -5700

That high? Wow; you must be slipping!

667 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:42:34am

Having had dogs all my life, the very best dog I ever had was a Gordon Setter that found me when I lived in Denver years ago. He had dog tags from Virginia Beach and started hanging around my apartment building. When I moved from Denver to Mississippi when I married, he 'retired' to the South. Best dog in the whole world. Seems as though we are blessed once (maybe twice) in a lifetime with a really special dog. For me it was old Pat (long gone, but never forgotten).

668 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:42:36am
669 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:43:05am

#639 MN Ronin

Now, now...you know using red to correct papers is no longer considered PC. Purple is a much more soothing color...doesn't damage self-esteem like those evil red circles and other such marks.

/LLL off

670 grayp  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:44:16am

alegrias
Hola yerself!

moslems don't know what they're missing.


Good Lord! Do you not know about the Saudis that used to live next door? The ones who taught their boys it was ok to harrass my Molly?

Lemme tell ya. There was one sandtick Saudi guy backed up against his van in the driveway being read the riot act by one pissed off American woman in a t-shirt and shorts.

I believe the words 'rip your lungs out and feed them to you' were uttered.

It's been a while since I told my Rex the tri-color collie story so I'll tell it again. When I was six months old we moved next door to a family with 2 kids about 3 and 4 years old and a collie neamed Rex.

Rex knew what to do with babies and he appointed himself my babysitter. He was there when I woke up from my naps. When I got cranky Mom would go get him and lay me on him in his fur - which he would tolerate for hours. When I was in the playpen on the back patio he would fetch toys I threw out for him. He was my first and my very best friend.

One day Dad came home for lunch and found Mom in tears. What? Is the baby ok?

Your daughter is barking!

Yep. My first word was 'woof'.

That was almost 54 years ago. I can still smell Rex.

671 tfc3rid  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:44:49am

603 alegrias

I've got a litle Yorkie, well, not so little, he's a 6+ pounder... He is great... Some of us don't trea them as if they are a fashion accessory!

672 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:44:56am

aussie

Well my lefty partner said he'd put me in the shed to keep me away from LGF - which he says is rotting my brain! :-)

I know the feeling. Been there done that.

*sigh*

♥aussie♥

673 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:45:00am

#645 Loppyd

Thank you, my child! ;-)

*tosses Loppyd chocolate kisses*

674 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:45:06am

#638 N2L

I think the STEYR MANNLICHER GmbH & Co KG manufacturing plants should get a visit from some cruise missiles...

675 loppyd  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:45:18am

IHTGBTWN :(

BBL

676 Seixon  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:45:58am

Scarily effective.

677 W-lover  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:46:35am

The Chopped Liver Sistahs to the rescue!

Hang in there {Aussie}!

678 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:47:59am

#669 MTNester

I have never been PC a single day in my life...

And I happen to like red marks.

679 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:48:43am

AUSSIE! Don't you listen to him! Would be a good idea to put him in a shed, though~ with LGF screens all over the place! And don't let him out until he understands.

680 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:50:00am

#668 AI, Ms. Trixie

Me elderly mum's frequent siestas are mucho mejor since she has her Yorkshire guarding her on the couch & following her around all day, interacting. What a Godsend for home-bound, lonely or needy people. Moslems don't know what they're missing.

681 lurking faith  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:50:18am

Dogs are such lovely creatures.

Someday I hope to have a house with enough land to keep a German shepherd or a border collie without feeling guilty. Or I wouldn't mind a springer spaniel. (I'm not set on a purebred; these breeds are just some dogs that I've known and liked.)

My neighbors in the apartment downstairs have a large dog, and I'm sure the poor thing gets no excercise. I'm home most of the day right now, and I've never once seen the dog being taken out for a walk or run. (I assume it's a large dog from its deep, resonant bark.) That's just cruel.

682 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:50:24am
683 funkyfantom  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:50:28am

Let us recall that Google got very principled when the US govt. tried to get google search records to fight the war on terror.

So when the US government tries to protect the Western world from Bin Laden and company, Google stands against it.

When a foreign government censors history to block its own people from getting information, Google is right there to help them out.

Screw you Google.

684 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:51:06am

Morning, dead threaders! It's Friday!

685 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:51:13am

#678 MN Ronin

And I happen to like red marks.

I like to think you mean that you like red marks on your papers...*begone, disturbing images!*

686 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:51:36am

#670 grayp

That's a great story ! I had a similar dog in my life - an old shepherd mix named Blackie. He always lay down beside me when I slept as a child- so I wouldn't fall off the bed.

We had a Sheltie when my daughter was learning to walk -always trotted long beside her placing himself between her and any furniture she might bump into.

Dogs are one of God's very best presents.

687 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:52:00am

#630 Cato the Elder 1/27/2006 07:24AM PST
Peacekeeper,

An insurance company tells you what kind of dog you can have?

I'd rather do without insurance.

---

When I applied for home owners insurance our rate went up when the agent found out we had Huskies. Siberian Huskies! They are so harmless it's pathetic. They do NOT make good guard dogs. We joke that they'd show the bad guys where the jewelry was.

I think different rates for different dogs is stupid.

But back to the original topic at hand... I've actually been to T-square. It is absolutely beautiful. But then again, there were no tanks there when I was visiting. I did manage to take a photo of this little boy...no more than 3 years old...wearing a mini little army uniform. CUTEST little boy ever...my mom was surprised that I got away with taking it though. There were guards everywhere. And our "tour guide" was persistently 'there' watching over us. It really is a beautiful place to visit...when you're 'guided'.

My uncle insisted that we be taken to a certain part of the Wall...the guide did NOT want to comply. He took us to the "tourist" section. There were all these flags everywhere and tons of people. My uncle was pissed and insisted and the guide conceded.

We saw quickly why he didn't want to take us. As we drove to the other section we went through complete squalor. My uncle thinks we passed a 'jail' of sorts...there were bars (no real windows) over the 'holes' and basically a mud hut. There was a woman working in a field who had just one leg and a crutch. It was complete poverty.

When we got to this other section of the Wall it was amazingly different than the 'tourist' section. There were some small vendors selling things but we were basically the only people there. They charged for everything...even to use the bathroom, which was a big walled courtyard with holes along the edges against the walls. That's it. Everyone out in the open. And it cost money to go! Sheesh.

Most of the 'vendors' there were very poor and dirty. Not the type of folk that our handler wanted us to see and not the kind of folks the gov't would allow at the 'tourist' section of the wall. But the wall there was pristine and beautiful. No touristy flags or McDonald's. You could almost imagine the guards thousands of years ago ... incredible. And sad.

I'll never forget that experience.

688 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:52:37am

Germany standing firm again:

Merkel Calls on Kidnappers to Release German Hostages in Iraq

What are you prepared to give them this time, appeasement cow?

689 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:53:04am

#685 MTNester

:D

Think whatever you would like...

690 newmelleman  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:53:08am

Anybody have experience with Weimeraners? I think they are gorgeous dogs. I know they are very active but we have room to accommodate (4+ acres). Would love to hear more about them from someone with direct experience.

NMM

691 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:53:22am

Mornin' Ward Cleaver!

692 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:53:39am

Morning Ward!

693 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:54:24am

#681 lurking faith

We had an English Springer Spaniel when I was a teenager and until after college. Was a really great dog, a bit hyper at first but she settled down...

694 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:55:03am
695 Lively  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:55:05am

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic-agnostic-insomniac?

He used to stay up all night wondering if there was a dog.

696 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:55:26am

#670 grayp

Woof woof, not ma ma! No wonder you're a dog person.

In my case it could have been "guau guau."

697 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:56:14am

Seeing since this thread has gone to the dogs

Dogs are better than women because:

1. Dogs love it when you bring your mates home

2. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

3. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk

4. Dogs think you're a great singer

5. Dogs will forgive you for playing around with other dogs

6. Dog's don't notice if you call them by another dog's name

7. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

8. Dogs never need to examine the relationship

9. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had

10. Dogs enjoy groping in public

11. Dog's parents never visit

12. Dogs never let magazine articles guide thier lives

13. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

698 Matticus Finch  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:56:38am

Disorganized ruffian reporting for duty.

IMO, mutts have been and always will be the best.

699 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:56:52am
700 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:56:53am

AI

Rabbits have no chance with her, neither do birds...She has killed several of each, I have finally fenced of the yard with chicken coop fencing so the rabbits cannot come in cause there is no way that I can save them from her kill instinct...

How does she do with cats? Miss Trixie is ok with birds, but the squirrels and cats bring the huntress out in her. She's got a lot of ferocity for a 5lb yorkie.

BTW, I love her because she doesn't know that she's beautiful.

:D

701 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:57:03am

#687 Megscole,

That's truly absurd. I had a Husky. She was harmless. A burglar might have been licked to death, at most. The only time she ever even growled was when she saw a stumbling drunk on the street. Didn't like drunks, for some reason. I miss her.

It sounds like the canine version of the "ugly gun" syndrome. You know, hysterical libs get all sweaty and angsty when they see a gun that "looks dangerous." It could be just a .22-cal that's been militarized in appearance, but it gives them nightmares.

Same with dogs, maybe? If it looks like a wolf, must be dangerous.

Don't get me started!

702 Dirk Diggler  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:58:02am

This thread has gone to the dogs.

703 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:58:56am

#699 AI

Oh my...

704 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:59:22am

A Suggestion for anyone with a good-natured, sociable dog:

I took my dog through Canine Good Citizenship classes, and then on to Dog Therepy Certification classes. Most communities have access to such programs - check with your vet.

My Golden Retriever is now a certified thereapy dog, and goes with my daughter to work most days at the hospital where she is Social Services Director. The patients benefit greatly, and my dog has a job which satisfies her need for activity and interaction. She is always in the local papars, and participates in community parades. She has a great and meaningful life.

VA hospitals, nursing homes, special needs schools are all places that might welcome a therapy dog.

705 lurking faith  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:59:25am

megscole64

We joke that they'd show the bad guys where the jewelry was.

Well, no wonder they raised your rates!

706 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:59:47am

re: economy:
If the economy slowed down to its current levels, that would mean that it was growing much faster in the prior period. No matter how the media spins this to talk down the economy, they have to contend with uncomfortable facts.

Like that the economy is still quite robust and growing. Too much growth and the economists worry about inflation. Too little, and they complain that the economy is stagnant. And all this growth is occuring despite rising energy costs. Go figure.

re: China and Google.
Google has chosen poorly.

707 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:59:50am

newmelleman
We have a Weimaraner who lives behind us. He's not a year old yet and is HUGE and is so friendly. My dachshunds go nuts and run up and down the fence barking at him and he trots around with a big happy look on his face 'cause he thinks they're playing. His owners don't have a fenced yard, but he stays on the block and doesn't wander off. I worry about him getting in the street or something happening to him. They do need a lot of room, they are so big. This one is good natured; don't know if they're all like that or if it's just his personality.

708 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:00:11am

This thread has obviously gone to the dogs. LOL

We have two Siberians and are thinking of adding a Malamute. No little dogs for my manly husband. *rolls eyes*

I LOVE papillons (is that how you spell it) and the mini yorkies. I would be afraid that my babies instincts would kick in though. One has already killed 5 squirrels (which doesn't bother us since they eat the bird seed and tulip bulbs!). They're such good hunters!

The problem is that people see these cute adorable little fluffy puppies and want one. Then the Husky personality kicks in and the people get overwhelmed and think there's something wrong with the dog *sigh*. Nothing wrong with the dog...something wrong with the people! We rescued one dog from the Adopt a Husky program. She is SUCH a sweetheart...but an escape artist.

Anyone thinking of getting a Husky needs to have a good fence. Never let a Husky off leash. They will run...and not come back. We were lucky to find Quinn...several miles away by the train tracks...after she dug out UNDER our fence. Sheesh.

I used to hate dogs (afraid of them) and now you'd have to kill me to take my dogs away! They are my babies!

709 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:00:45am

Cato
Ahh, we have a family farm, with clients on the property all day. If we want insurance we can't have certain dogs, plant landmines or have a flaming column of propane.
We do let the clients bring their dogs, so far no one has abused our hospitality...

710 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:00:49am

#702 Dirk Diggler

Ok, back on topic. Do Chinese still eat dogs or does Google block such inquiries?

711 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:01:59am

#710 algerias:

I think they wash the dogs the Songhua River before eating them... just to make sure that everyone gets the appropriate dose of benzene.

712 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:03:32am

Who let the dogs out? arf, arfarfarf.

Decent people should be talking about guns or Brazilian supermodels, not dogs.

713 grayp  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:04:03am

#684 meg

I think different rates for different dogs is stupid.


There's a reason for it and it's not stupid (altho individual state laws may have some impact).
If you carry catasrophe insurance or homeowners and your dog harms a person on your property, you can be sued. Rotties, pit bulls, etc., will always get your rates raised.

What I can't figure out is what they do when you tell 'em you've got a mutt. Then what?

A two year old pit bull in our neighborhood had to be destroyed about a year ago. As far as I'm concerned, they should have sent the dog to rehab and put down the owner.

714 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:04:07am

#710 alegrias 1/27/2006 08:00AM PST
#702 Dirk Diggler

Ok, back on topic. Do Chinese still eat dogs or does Google block such inquiries?

---

It is my understanding that they do still eat dog. When we were there our 'guide' took us to a resteraunt and my uncle made sure that I didn't eat certain things. I'm pretty sure one of the dishes was dog.

One of the dishes was also cow intestine... *shudder*

I recently read a book about N.Korea. There are no dogs there...3 guesses why.

715 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:05:51am

#697 aussiemagpie

And dogs never ask you what you are thinking (the best aswer to which was provided by Al Bundy, who responded, "Peg, if I wanted you to know that, I'd be talkin'!").

716 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:06:40am

Peacekeeeper, no flaming propane columns, either?

What a life!

;^)

717 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:06:40am
My Golden Retriever is now a certified thereapy dog

A therapy dog? No way. I can see it now:

"How do you feel about taking me out to go walkies?"

718 Peacekeeper  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:06:44am
I recently read a book about N.Korea. There are no dogs there...3 guesses why.

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner?

719 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:06:59am

¡CRITICAL WARNING! MID-WEEK PARTY POSSIBLE FOR NY NANA! Plan now for Mid-week Vacation, possibly from Baltimore to Bangor!
BTW, the new 12Z GFS now trickling in, which I'll watch with great interest. Last night's European Community model showed some fun stuff, a little hard at that scale to see exact storm position in relation to Long Island and the 40N/70W benchmark, all important for determining the rain snow line, but hurricane force sustained winds 1500 meters above the surface suggests damaging wind gusts along the coast.

720 alegrias  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:07:08am

#711 lawhawk
I think they wash the dogs the Songhua River before eating them... just to make sure that everyone gets the appropriate dose of benzene.

Heh heh, that's a two-fer. Communist Chinese people eating tasty contaminated animals.

PS, your post number 711 is the year islamofascists invaded Iberia.

721 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:08:23am

#713 grayp 1/27/2006 08:04AM PST
#684 meg


I think different rates for different dogs is stupid.

There's a reason for it and it's not stupid (altho individual state laws may have some impact).
If you carry catasrophe insurance or homeowners and your dog harms a person on your property, you can be sued. Rotties, pit bulls, etc., will always get your rates raised.

What I can't figure out is what they do when you tell 'em you've got a mutt. Then what?

A two year old pit bull in our neighborhood had to be destroyed about a year ago. As far as I'm concerned, they should have sent the dog to rehab and put down the owner.
---

You're right...it is only stupid that it's required. If I wanted to get 'extra' insurance because of my dogs I should be able to choose that. I can choose to get earthquake insurance even though we live in a HUGELY active earthquake zone. It could cost the state millions (if not billions) if the big one hits and so many people don't have insurance for it. But it's not required.

If I owned a Rot (who are some of the nicest dogs I've met!) I would want to CHOOSE to increase my insurance...not be forced to pay more. And paying more for a Husky is just ridiculous. They aren't WOLVES for pete sake! Though one of my looks like he is. LOL

If you go to my website 'about me' page and scroll down you'll see my two babies.

About Me

They are spoiled BEYOND belief!

722 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:09:25am

#703 MTNester

Oh my...

Oh Yeah!

723 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:09:34am
724 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:09:46am

aussie

Check your email please.

725 USMC RECON  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:10:21am

I just love listening to all this talk about "cute" "little" dust mops.

Real dogs perform a function, hunting ,guarding.

If you want a companion and don't have the room settle for a rug rat. If you have the room get a DOG.

Picture someone trying to break into a house with a Yorkie there. Now picture someone doing the same with a Rottie.

The first gets yipped at and has his ankles attacked.

The second doesn't get to leave intact.

726 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:10:51am

Is MT blushing?

727 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:11:05am

#717 OR

LOL! Actually, she is so good at what she does she now has full run of the hospital. She waits by the elevator when whe wants to go to the 4th floor, and when someone gets on she walks on with them. If they get off before 'her stop' she just continues to ride till the door opens on the floor she has 'selected'. People are a little taken aback when they ring for the elevator, the door opens, and there inside sits a Golden Retriever, patiently waiting for her stop!


GRAYP - check your e-mail

728 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:11:17am

#558 loppyd

Sorry for the delay but I had a meeting.

Were you asking me what the BF's handicap is?

I don't recall but now that you mention it, what is it? My handicap is my absolute lack of talent.

729 javems  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:11:34am

Must be blissfull to live in China. No conflict, no strife, just blue skies, fountains, flowers and perfectly manicured gardens.

As my Old Man used to say, "If ignorance is bliss they would be blistered all over".

730 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:11:57am

#725 USMC RECON:

With you on this one. I don't see the point of dog that weighs under, say, 60 lbs.

731 Dirk Diggler  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:12:02am
It is my understanding that they do still eat dog. When we were there our 'guide' took us to a resteraunt and my uncle made sure that I didn't eat certain things. I'm pretty sure one of the dishes was dog.

One of the dishes was also cow intestine... *shudder*

Eating in China is like an episode of Fear Factor. No wonder the place is an incubator exotic flus and diseases.

732 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:13:03am

#720 algerias:

So, I hit the quadrifecta of evil (in the eyes of the Islamofascists and totalitarian dictators everywhere)? Not to mention PETA being offended - anytime you can do that, it's a good day...

Egggsselent /monty burns

733 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:13:08am

USMC Recon,

You'd better duck!

Little dogs have big owners, sometimes.

And they have their place, too. A small dog with a loud yip is an excellent way to be alerted to when you need your gun.

734 keepandbear  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:14:30am

Endust $2.99
Small hairy dog $250.00
Throwable dog toy $$2.00

Never having to dust the floor/find dustbunnies under the couch agian; Priceless

735 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:14:58am
736 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:15:12am

#715 christheprofessor

Hi there and good line from Al! :-)

737 rednaxela  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:15:15am

Everyone wacthing the car torching in Gaza?

738 Just_A_Grunt  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:15:25am

Well in reading these posts about dogs I think I finally figured out the bloodlines on my current beast. We got her from the pound and she was labeled as a Border Collie/Australian Shepard. Well they are wrong. My wife got her to replace the Border Collie I had that I had to put down. She was absolutely the greatest and best dog EVER! Well it has been 2 years now and this beast has started to grow on us. We figured out quickly that she had Chow in her because of the tail, but just could not figure out the stubborness. It looks like the other part could be Husky. She is predominately black with a few spots of white and white feet, which is probably why the pound labeled her as Border Collie and the curly tail. It has taken a lot of work and there is still a lot more to go to get her obedient but she is improving.
Positive traits: Great guard dog, which was wife's priority since she is a stay at home mom
Negative: All food is her food
Forget calling her back if she gets on the trail of something or just wants to go. She has to stay on leash at all times.
Any vehicle passing the house with loud noise is to be destroyed.

739 3 wood  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:15:42am

#614 AI

Don't give a damn about the movies, the ones that win USUALLY SUCK ! ! !

I turned off the Oscars many years ago when Prince won for writing that slop Purple Rain. Have not watched since and not cared who won what.

740 DocDublU  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:16:10am

SENATOR JOHN KERRY (D)Europe - Joins with Ted Kennedy in push for fillabuster of Alito

Former presidential candidate Kerry announced from Switzerland that he wanted to block President George W. Bush's conservative nominee with the stalling tactic to prevent "an ideological coup" on the high court.

you can't make this stuff up.

741 Ringo the Gringo  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:16:44am

Dirk Diggler,

Eating in China is like an episode of Fear Factor.

You're telling me.

742 christheprofessor  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:16:52am

I have a 47 lb, 9 year old black lab that is the best freakin' dog in the world...

743 USMC RECON  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:17:23am

CtE

With my Ajax, I would only need the pistol to perform the coup d' gras.

The idea of higher insurance for certain breeds is another "feel good" idea. The owner of any dog is responsible for the dogs actions.

"There are no bad dogs, Only bad owners"

744 Cato the Elder  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:17:57am

Rednaxela,

What channel, please?

745 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:18:20am

#738 Just A Grunt

Does she have a black tongue? (trait of Chows)

746 Van Impe  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:18:34am

#714
A friend of mine recently returned from South Korea. He advises that dogs are commonly eaten there, though the Koreans are sensitive about it and tend to down play it. While travelling by train he passed severally dog "farms". He said one of the worst things is that the Koreans believe that the dog meat will be more tender if the dogs have an adrenaline rush before they are slaughtered, so before a dog is killed it is beaten!

747 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:19:50am
"There are no bad dogs, Only bad owners"

Amen to that.

748 rednaxela  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:19:59am

The Fatah types just dismantled Mahmoud Abbas' airconditioning unit...

Wonder what that is all about?

749 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:20:11am

megscole64
Your babies are beauties. I love your jewelry, too. Bookmarked your site for future shopping! :-)

750 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:20:28am

The only dog I ever wanted was a black lab. I finally got my wish, and for 14 years he was my best friend and the protector of me and my kids. He weighed 109 lbs. and I weighed 95 lbs. It was a sight to behold!

751 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:20:56am

Just a Grunt Negative: All food is her food
Forget calling her back if she gets on the trail of something or just wants to go. She has to stay on leash at all times.

That sounds like a Husky trait all right. When we got our first Husky we fed him first directly out of our hand so that he knew WE were in charge, not him. Huskies are incredibly stubborn and have very, very, very selective hearing. That's why, when our first was just a puppy, we'd flip him on his back and lay on him. LOL And bite the bridge of his nose (not HARD!) when he did something bad.

It paid off...he is SO great and generally minds us if we say something often enough. LOL Some folks think Huskies are stupid because they don't seem to understand commands. It's not that they don't understand...they just don't CARE! They are too smart for their own good!

752 bouzouki  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:21:05am

megscole64

I visited your site. Nice dogs and very nice jewelry.

753 rednaxela  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:21:39am

#744

FNC right now.

Fatah wackos doing wacko things.

754 lurking faith  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:22:05am

New thread!

755 Ann  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:22:52am

Palis trying to copy the French islamists.

756 mama winger  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:23:21am

#750 MTNester

If we are lucky, we get one or two dogs in our life that so enrich us, we can't ever imagine having lived without them. I'm glad you had that.

757 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:23:42am

Last summer while out for walk I encountered a group of 12 year-old boys who approached us. (I always pick her up when meeting strangers). They all wanted to pet Miss Trixie except for one who literally cringed at the sight of her.

Yup. A muslim git. I said "Such a big boy afraid of a little dog?" He said "Dogs are evil in the Holy Kuran".

Stupid little sh**.

758 Dirk Diggler  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:23:56am

Ringo,

Disgusting and disturbing. You really should have posted a "graphic" warning with that.

For an encore why don't you post pictures of a menage a trois between Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, and Ted Kennedy.

759 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:24:09am

Gore accuses big oil of bankrolling Tories

Note to Al Gore: Shut the fuck up and mind your own business.

760 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:24:29am
761 grayp  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:24:34am

#721 meg

If I owned a Rot (who are some of the nicest dogs I've met!) I would want to CHOOSE to increase my insurance...not be forced to pay more.


That's an excellent point.

I too wanted a Rottie. They are fabulous. Hubby wanted a Lab. But the bottom line is that at my age I can't carry an 80 pound dog. And we would have had to get new cars in order to accomodate a critter that size.

Molly's sister Casey was given to a family a a show dog. They raise and show Malamutes and their 12 year old son wanted to learn to show beagles. Eight week old Casey - all eight pounds of her - promptly terrorized 4 adult Malamutes to the point they had to isolate her. Patti, the breeder, tells me she still rules the roost and is now Alpha.

Beagles can be a handful.

Kodiak is one of the most beautiful animals ever! Good gracious! Quinn looks, um, guilty guilty guilty!

762 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:24:39am

#756 Mama Winger

He enriched our lives in ways I can't count. He's been gone for 5 1/2 years and I still miss him.

763 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:25:46am
764 Prester John  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:26:17am

Peanuts catoon from my desk calendar:

First panel:
Charlie Brown is on the steps yelling towards Snoopy's dog house, "It's going to be cold tonight so I think you better come inside".

Next panel:
Snoopy is wearing a nightshirt and cap and is standing in the house behind Charlie Brown and asks, "Who are you talking to?"

765 dustyroadguy  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:27:06am

My Little Buddy Jeb:

(a reasonable facsimile)

Jebbie's look-a-like

loves to ride my harley...

766 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:27:15am
767 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:28:38am

#749 redstateredneck 1/27/2006 08:20AM PST
megscole64
Your babies are beauties. I love your jewelry, too. Bookmarked your site for future shopping! :-)

---

Thanks so much! Making jewelry is my therapy outlet after staring at the computer screen at work all day...although I should probably get BACK to work. LOL I just can't resist a conversation about dogs.

---

#746 Van Impe 1/27/2006 08:18AM PST
OMG!

That is horrible...however, it isn't as unusual historically as we would think. The Macah Indian tribe raised dogs for their meat and fur hundreds of years ago (and not that many hundreds...maybe 150).

It's still horrible. I can't imagine someone wanting to eat my baby...but I'm just a Western infidel. :-)

768 lurking faith  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:29:39am

I have fond memories of a husky...

In high school, I dated a guy who had a husky, and the dog apparently decided I was her kind of person. Whenever I was at their house, she'd come sit by me and lean up against me. And she obeyed every command I ever gave her. Which irritated my BF, because she only obeyed him about half the time, and then she'd do it slowly, as if to say "I'm only humoring you because I feel like it."

769 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:30:41am

#727 mama winger

LOL! Actually, she is so good at what she does she now has full run of the hospital. She waits by the elevator when whe wants to go to the 4th floor, and when someone gets on she walks on with them. If they get off before 'her stop' she just continues to ride till the door opens on the floor she has 'selected'. People are a little taken aback when they ring for the elevator, the door opens, and there inside sits a Golden Retriever, patiently waiting for her stop!


That's how my Pat got around in Denver traffic. He would wait at a cross walk until a person was crossing the street and would walk across with them.

770 Just_A_Grunt  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:31:44am

#751 megscole
So I wasn't crazy! On a couple of occasions I have flipped her on her back and grabbed her neck which has always brought good results when I was trying to stop bad behaviour. She is definelty stubborn and I am going to share your comments with my wife
/just to be an 'ol I told ya so. :)

771 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:32:58am

741 Ringo the Gringo

That website you linked to is very sick. There are several pages about the "holocaust hoax", & the world Jewish conspiracy. Not a very reliable source to refer to.

772 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:33:15am

Grayp...

Kodiak is one of the most beautiful animals ever! Good gracious! Quinn looks, um, guilty guilty guilty!

LOL

She is very GUILTY! She is a total beggar for food. And that is what she was doing in that photo. Daddy was eating McDonald's...and she just wanted a little bite. Kodiak can beg pretty good too. It's hard to resist those gorgeous blue eyes.

And Kodiak knows he's beautiful. He's a handful! LOL

773 Texas Heathen  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:33:27am

757 miss trixie

Yup. A muslim git. I said "Such a big boy afraid of a little dog?" He said "Dogs are evil in the Holy Kuran".

Well no wonder the [bigoted word]s villify dogs. Everyone knows dogs can sense the evil in people and respond accordingly.

774 m  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:34:56am

#743 USMC RECON ~ that insurance thing makes me crazy. They charge me more because of my 13 year old chow -who has arthritis, can't see or smell and hardly even barks. (guess she's said all she wants to say)

But the golden lab didn't cost any extra on insurance... and he'll tear a stranger up if they come in the fence. Especially if someone were to threaten my kids. He LOVES them.

*but if the chow does happen to bark- look out, there is someone there that is not supposed to be.

775 Ringo the Gringo  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:37:19am

758 Dirk,

You really should have posted a "graphic" warning with that.

I forgot about the photos at the bottom.

Sorry if I ruined your breakfast.

I stumbled across that site last night surfing around google/China while on this thread.

776 Kenneth  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:38:10am

Holy crap!

How would you like to step into the ring against this guy?

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]
[Link: www.latimes.com...]

Meet Nikolay Valuev, Russia's heavyweight boxing champion.

777 aussiemagpie  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:39:36am

Well it's good night from Down Under

Much trouble with this site tonight - I've had to retype my details on posts since I tried to download No2Lib's video re Austrian guns!

Here's my really crook joke for the night:

A poodle in Darwin died and went to Heaven. At the pearly gates, he was refused entry by St Peter

"Why?" asked the dog

"Because you haven't got a tail. You will have to go back to Earth and get your tail"

The dog returned to his owner and told him of his plight.

"Well I can't help you but if you go to the vet who now runs our local supermarket he might be able to help you"

So the dog trotted down to the local supermarket and sure enough, there was the vet behind the counter. The vet immediately recognised the dog and asked him what he could do for him. The dog told the vet of his problem.

But the vet shook his head and said

"I'm sorry, Rex, but we don't re-tail spirits on Sundays in Darwin"

Nightynight all and have a lovely yesterday - and enjoy your hot chocolates - the lizards meeting up for drinkies tonight (last night?)!

778 redstateredneck  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:40:26am

And everyone, remember to spay/neuter your pets if you aren't going to breed them! I work in an industrial park area and have to keep dogfood on hand at work to feed the poor strays who are dumped out here. I can't tell you how many pregnant dogs I have had to take care of over the years. It's disgusting.

779 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:42:33am

#776 Kenneth

He looks like a throwback to a prehistoric gene pool.

780 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:47:09am

#778 Redstateredneck

Yes, and that goes for cats, too. We have taken in 4 stray cats and lost all of them to accident or disease. It's so heartbreaking...just put the most recent down last night.

781 Minnesota Ronin  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:47:36am

Night {aussie}!

782 MTNester  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:51:15am

Night Aussie. Sleep tight!

783 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:56:34am

New 12Z GFS a little further offshore, which would mean a little less snow in NYC area Tuesday afternoon into Wednesday morning.

12Z GFS would mean under 10 cm of snow, which is marginal for cancelling school.

But this is only 1 model run, do not lose hope yet.

784 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:56:39am

780 MTNester 1/27/2006 08:47AM PST
#778 Redstateredneck

Yes, and that goes for cats, too. We have taken in 4 stray cats and lost all of them to accident or disease. It's so heartbreaking...just put the most recent down last night.

---

Yes, you are both right! Spaying/Neutering is much kinder than 'letting' your dog/cat have a litter first. I hate hearing when people want their kids to "experience" the miracle... *sigh* how about letting kids "experience" responsibility? There are TOO many strays as it is. It breaks my heart. I'm much softer with animals than people.

785 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 6:57:43am

#740

Teddy and Kerry think they're throwbacks to Animal House:

Teddy: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Kerry: And we're the ones who should do it...

786 tigger2005  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 7:34:40am

I think people just can't seem to grasp that after the United States there is just no other country out there that gives a shit about individual rights and freedoms that has the powe r to do anything to preserve and defend them. No U.S., and you can pretty much kiss the quaint notion of "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" goodbye. Life and individuality will be suborned to the interests of the State for the next thousand years or more, assuming that civilization isn't destroyed in a nuclear holocaust within the next few months or years.

787 nagasaki_hata  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 8:20:20am

My Mac with Safari won't pull it up --
so much for thinking different ---
now they are in bed with Google, who is thinking evil.

NO CENSORSHIP! Here, there, anywhere!

788 Baldy  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 9:26:22am

Very well done Charles. Simple and effective.

789 Baldy  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 9:32:43am
790 Cognito Primoris  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 10:21:37am

Oh-ho-ho-hooo...

All this talk about dogs makes me want to throw my $.02 in. And BTW, I KNOW I may be raked over the coals here.

I'm going to agree with my dad: Labs are stupid. Just plain self-absorbed dogs with ADHD. In all of my years, I have NEVER met a good lab.

Shepherds, on the other hand, are so close to perfect it's scary. We have a german shepherd that started as a police drug-enforcement dog. She was shot in a drug raid, but the vet took care of her. She was retired and given to the leaving county commissioner. He died a few weeks later and we picked her up at the shelter. That was 1997.

She's still a great, loyal, perfectly-trained dog that has an aversion to colored people. Latino, black and asian - just barks constantly. She was shot by an illegal Mexican immigrant.

791 mattm  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 10:24:24am

This will be on CBS in...never mind

792 William  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 11:31:23am

Many new/updated anti-Google images up over at Michelle Malkin:

[Link: michellemalkin.com...]

"Greedle" and "Gulagle" are two.
 

793 megscole64  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 11:42:03am

#770 Just_A_Grunt 1/27/2006 08:31AM PST
#751 megscole
So I wasn't crazy! On a couple of occasions I have flipped her on her back and grabbed her neck which has always brought good results when I was trying to stop bad behaviour. She is definelty stubborn and I am going to share your comments with my wife
/just to be an 'ol I told ya so. :)

---

LOL You aren't crazy at all. You have to show Huskies that YOU are alpha...not them! They are pack animals 100% and they only obey the alpha dog. Unfortunately for my husband...I'm the Alpha! LOL

794 LagunaDave  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 12:17:50pm

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.


- George Orwell, 1984

795 maxx  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 1:14:47pm

Originally posted by me in the comments at:

[Link: blog.mu.nu...]

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

Google and its apologists (shareholders) may come up with rationalizations for what it has done.

However, in the end no matter what the rationalization, Google has completely thrown overboard its fundamental rule of 'Don't be evil', and instead has said m'We'll actively cooperate with evil if the price is right.'

Google could have stood up to the Chinese government and refused to cooperate. Just think how that message would have resonated throughout the world. But instead they behaved as appeasers, cowards and quislings always do - they sided with evil in the hope of profiting from it.

I stopped using Google once I learned that they store everything forever. (See [Link: www.google-watch.org...] for more.)

Why not use [Link: clusty.com...] instead? It organizes your search results by topic and it isn't a pawn of dictators while pretending to be a champion of freedom.

796 h0mi  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 3:23:47pm

I seem to be having a problem. When I look it up under google.cn, it redirects me to google.com resulting in no difference.

I'm using firefox and I have the google extension (im using portable firefox actually). wtf.

797 berserker lurker  Fri, Jan 27, 2006 5:39:54pm

George Orwell was right...he who control the past controls the future.


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