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Media, Enemy: What's the Difference?

Tue, Mar 28, 2006 at 8:57:47 pm PST

Here’s TIME Magazine’s Baghdad bureau chief Michael Ware, interviewed by Hugh Hewitt, and you won’t believe how deeply he’s in business with the jihadis. Or maybe you will: Time Magazine’s Michael Ware from Baghdad. (Hat tip: Baldy.)

HH: Have you spent time with the jihadis?

MW: I have. I have. It’s certainly not something that’s simple to do at any time, particularly now. However, in the past, though, I have actually been with Zarqawi’s organization on different occasions. I once was taken to a Zarqawi training camp, although I was not told that that’s where I was going, or for quite a while, that that’s where I was. I’ve been to some of their safe houses. I’ve received some of their propaganda materials.

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1 jake341  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:01:23pm

Good thing he hasn't been brainwahsed yet...


/sarc

2 acwgusa  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:01:27pm

Grab him, stuff him in Guantanamo, and question him without mercy.

3 Spiny Norman  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:02:41pm

Mr Ware, how would you like a personal tour of Guantanamo Bay?


Ernie Pyle is spinning in his grave.

4 Spiny Norman  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:03:20pm

acwgusa,

Great minds think alike, eh?

5 mbruce  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:04:27pm

Shut that fucker down!
Hanging with the enemy and proud of it, WTF?

6 acwgusa  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:04:47pm

This pegs my treason meter, so Guantanamo is where he belongs.

7 Catttt  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:04:52pm

Here is video of Michael Ware reporting live - and drunk - from Baghdad, making all sorts of inflammatory statements. He is a traitorous, drunken pig. IMHO.

/and he is ugly as homemade sin.

8 CrimsonFisted  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:07:49pm

And to brag about that?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

FBI you idiot to admit this on the radio!

9 Josiah Stevenson  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:08:40pm

and the american public believes what these people say...

10 religion of bacon  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:09:09pm

#7 Cattt

To use his overused phrase, "I'm sad to say" that Mr. Ware hasn't been taken out by his newfound friends yet.

11 scooter  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:11:49pm

I heard the weasel interviewed. Smarmy dude.

/Ph$ck him and the camel he rode in on.

12 christheprofessor  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:11:57pm

If Michael Ware's mother was in the North Tower of the WTC, would he be so interested in the story, or in something else?

13 Baldy  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:12:46pm

Thank you Charles. I know you get a lot of emails, I sometimes can't figure what to write in subject to JUMP out at you, but this is very important. I listened to the interview, Hugh Hewitt will replay Ware interview Thursday. Michael Ware is also a lawyer, who Hewitt rightly contends can see where questioning is going, so shapes his answers to fit... Ware is so matter of fact. Hugh Hewitt often also interviews Mark Steyn, and gets many interesting guests. I strongly suggest people listen to him.

14 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:13:28pm

Still reading, but this pegs my bullshit meter.

15 ferris  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:13:35pm

God damn collaborator.

Of course he sees himself as a hero, holding the US governmennt and military to account but he's nothing more than a tool of killers.

You can ask tough questions of democratically elected representatives and call them on thier statements. But to actively seek out the other side and give them a forum for their evil? No need for that whatsoever.

16 Stuck in california  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:15:12pm

I have met the enemy, the enemy is us...

17 Baldy  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:17:13pm

Michael Ware said he wrote before the war that Zarqawi was in Iraq. I can't find it, but it's hard to search on Time, IMO. I did find a 11/29/04 CNN transcript where he says Zarqawi was there before the war.

I mean, prior to the invasion, he was a marginal character in the jihadi milieu. Well, we've turned him into the star. And in a broader sense, we are the midwives to the next generation of al Qaeda.
18 MSMediaCritic  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:18:02pm

Revoke his citizenship and don't let him back in. This country is too good for him and he's too stupid to realize it.

19 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:21:40pm
20 Dirk Diggler  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:23:29pm
MW: That is fairly accurate, and let's look at it this way. I mean, you're sitting back in a comfortable radio studio, far from the realities of this war.

HH: Actually, Michael, let me interrupt you.

MW: If anyone has a right...

HH: Michael, one second.

MW: If anyone has a right to complain, that's what...

HH: I'm sitting in the Empire State Building. Michael, I'm sitting in the Empire State Building, which has been in the past, and could be again, a target. Because in downtown Manhattan, it's not comfortable, although it's a lot safer than where you are, people always are three miles away from where the jihadis last spoke in America. So that's...civilians have a stake in this. Although you are on the front line, this was the front line four and a half years ago.

Home run Hugh! Man, what a moonshot.

21 ferris  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:24:03pm

There's one little bit of moral equivalence that just sticks out above the rest to me:

HH: But as you said at the beginning, the jihadis consider this to be one battlefield of a vast war. And the jihadis...

MW: Yeah, as does the West. Exactly.


No idiot, we in the west don't see things that way. We don't bomb everywhere because there's a jihadi somewhere. We don't see every Iraqi or every Muslim as the enemy.

The jihadis see every non-Muslim and quite a few actual Muslims as the enemy and don't think twice about killing them anytime, anywhere.

We, unlike his jihadi friends, don't think it's Iraq or the world is one big battlefield where we can kill anyone who happens to trod on it. Only the murderous Muslim killers do. Of course that's a distinction that Mr. International Correspondent doesn’t seem to grasp.

22 RationalLady  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:24:22pm

I ask the same thing I asked every danged time that bin [bigoted word] was interviewed by Rather et al...why the hell aren't we questioning these fools as to where these murderers are, and why on earth do these journalists think it's okay to go interview them and not turn them in? Oh, never mind on part 2 ... I KNOW why (sad smirk). Part 2: Why aren't we locking them up for treason? Why the hell is nothing treasonous anymore?

23 rayra[deleted]  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:25:14pm
24 gonzo  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:30:43pm
I’ve received some of their propaganda materials.

And created my own, and used theirs to source mine, and made sure it gets in the mainstream media, and of course I agree with their propaganda, as I am only a useless tool and would not have a job if this kind of crap was not happening...

25 varmint  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:31:06pm

the guy is effectively embedded with the bad guys. eventualy he'll look at some jihadist the wrong way and get daniel pearled. and he'll still find a way to blame america.


john
[Link: www.attackcartoons.com...]

26 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:34:24pm

Can you imagine this kind of shit back in WWII?

I think a nice water-board session might be helpful.

27 Abu Maven  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:38:43pm

I don't even want to read it. Ware was on Bill Maher last week. Maher was kissing his ass. Another guest was the author of "There is no God but God." Maher turned to him and said, "Ya know, I never knew this, but after reading your book, and now realize that Mahommed was an incredibly peaceful and tolerant man. Just like Jesus."

Barf. Maher is the same guy who said -- the day after 9/11 that the jihadists were "brave" and that the US forces are cowards because they drop bombs from the safety of their planes.

28 Van Impe  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:39:58pm
I’ve received some of their propaganda materials.

Of course he's referring to his subscription to the NY Times.

29 Northpaw  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:40:19pm

I'm with rayra...

This sort of thing is just antithetical to a belief system based on freedom, human kindness, and survival.

30 english kaffir  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:44:47pm

please read

[Link: regimechangeiran.blogspot.com...]

31 slotgun  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:44:54pm

He's received their propaganda materials, eh? Can't imagine that any of them found their way into the pages of his publication.

What a jackhole. Any way he can sublet the hovel just vacated by those Christian PeaceFreaks last weeek?

32 nvdoyle  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:45:17pm

Michael Ware:

"Don't forget also that this is an information war. This is a propaganda war. This war, as, you know, insurgents said way back in 2003, isn't going to be won on the battlefield. It's going to be won on the air waves. It turns out it's going to be won or lost on the internet. So these things become critically important."

This from the man who reports from the camp of the enemy.

33 Demosophist  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:45:24pm

C'mon, this guy is obviously working for the CIA. It's the perfect cover. Too perfect. (Wink wink, nudge nudge, saynamore saynamore.)

34 gonzo  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:46:36pm
I've listened to all manifestation of U.S. military spokesmen, of diplomats, of ambassadors, discuss and describe the enemy. And so often, it has been wrong. And it's either because these people don't understand what they're up against, or more likely, it's that these people are not telling the public the truth about them, about the fact that they're not just one homogenous group, that there are many different motivations. And that was a very, very valuable thing to come to understand, because it's led to the point now, that we see, where we have this Bush administration opening dialogue and negotiations with the more nationalist, or Baathist elements of the insurgency. So learning that this was not one homogenous, scary boogeyman was vital to not just my and the public's understanding, but also to military intelligence and this administration's. Look what it's led to.

Well, I'm glad he cleared that up. Without him we'd still eb trying to find our collective asses in the dark with one hand. Why, his courageous reporting has lit the way for the Bush administrations successes.

What an ass this clown is.

35 Baldy  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:46:59pm

Ware that the US (same CNN link as above, 11/29/04)

WARE: Why, opening up the free-for-all that we have, we have laid clear a very fertile ground for al Qaeda.

COOPER: And that's what it is, it's a free-for-all.

WARE: Absolutely. They dictate the momentum of battle now, and they're dictating the space.

Baghdad Ware got drunk on Bill Maher's show which I'm sure did not help the US/Aus/Coalition. VIDEO of Ware

Ware says that our troops are mishandling women and implies that terrorists treat women better

Ware is biased, he just denies it, or is delusional.

36 haakondahl  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:49:27pm
I’ve been to some of their safe houses. I’ve received some of their propaganda materials.

"I've sucked some of their �@*&^�s"

/Sorry.

37 Lady of Shalott (ylreveb)  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:52:56pm

#7 from Cattt's link:

Michael Ware, TIME Magazine’s Baghdad bureau chief appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday night. He called the situation in Iraq, like “watching a slow trainwreck” then goes on to tell Maher how is drinking now and that he’s drunk at the moment. He bashes Bush, says there is no good news coming from Iraq because in order to even go report he has to dodge getting blown up. Maher jumps in and compares the current status in Iraq to the Ma Lai Massacre in Vietnam. The Ma Lai Massacre was when troops were ordered to kill innocent people in a village.

Maher continues on and seems to be asking random questions that are directed for certain answers. For example, he asks Ware about US soldiers having affairs with Iraqi woman and the way they apparently abuse them. Ware says that our troops are mishandling women and implies that terrorists treat women better since they kidnap innocent people and tell the Iraqi’s to release women from jail.

Ware continues; he says the real winners in Bush’s war at the insurgents.

'Nuff said. I think if Hewitt were aware of the things said in the "Mar" interview, he'd have raked Ware over the coals.

38 William  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:57:39pm

Idiot Michael Ware on Idiot Bill Maher's show:

[Link: www.exposetheleft.com...]


Victor Davis Hanson vs Michael Ware:


(MP3 Audio)


Excerpt:

Victor Davis Hanson: Is that man a journalist?

Hugh Hewitt: Well, he’s the Time Magazine Baghdad bureau chief.

VDH: That's just a mockery of what we would call sober and judicious reporting.
 

39 Orson Buggy  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 7:58:17pm

Drop the fucker off in Tehran with no credentials and a big tatto of the star of david on his forehead and see how the son of a bitch likes it. Then leave him there.

Man, you have no idea how much this pisses me off.

40 RBMN  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:00:32pm

I wonder if he sat and watched them sharpen the knives that they used to behead his colleagues...er, former colleagues with.

41 stoked  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:00:44pm

I really resent that the media has become the enemy to its own country.

42 William  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:04:52pm

Dirk Diggler, #20, that was outstanding on Hugh's part.

Ware is such a tool.
 

43 Orson Buggy  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:05:30pm

#41 stoked

There are a few Ernie Pyles left.

44 PJH  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:06:33pm

My first thought was off with him to the darkest hole at Gitmo. But maybe, the best thing is to just get him a lot of face time on TV. Let the citizens see and decide.

45 Beagle  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:09:16pm

It's a big day. I'm preoccupied. But I'd still like five minutes alone in a phone booth with this Ware traitor.

Speaking of Zachary, this is my favorite story from the brief tenure of President Zachary Taylor:

In February 1850 President Taylor had held a stormy conference with southern leaders who threatened secession. He told them that if necessary to enforce the laws, he personally would lead the Army. Persons "taken in rebellion against the Union, he would hang [traitorous journalists] ... with less reluctance than he had hanged deserters and spies in Mexico." He never wavered.


This is a life or death struggle. If some journalists need to die so the rest of us may live, it's a very, very, very small price to pay. It's more like interest really.

46 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:09:26pm

I think the guy's exaggerating, and in some cases, I'm calling "bullshi*t." A lot of what he says doesn't jive with what's been reported by the likes of Roggio and Yon, et al, and he's often buying for time - his sentences switch up an awful lot. Hat's off to Radioblogger for the ellipses.

47 gonzo  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:12:47pm

Beagle,

Congrats on the new addition!

48 Moonbat_One  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:13:20pm

Feel the nuance

49 foreign devil  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:14:46pm

Michael Ware is a self-serving Aussie 'mouthpiece' who likes to say in that Oz accent of his that he's an Australian and 'has no axe to grind'. He has his own axe to grind and loves the sound of his own voice oying on and on and verbalizing every irresponsible thought that crosses for the gin-soaked excuse he has for a brain. He'll say anything as long as he gets himself on camera. He is an annoying lying POS.

Meanwhile in London there was a march as well. Not as big as Paris but to defend free speech and there are some great pictures if you scroll down at this razorsedge blog:

[Link: www.michaelfuchs.org...]

50 AngryAmerican  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:18:43pm

MEDIA = ENEMY #1

51 Beagle  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:23:17pm

#47 gonzo
Thank you.

I've seen Ware on TV. He made me so angry one time he's a dive-for-the-remote-o-matic.

Is it my imagination or does his nose tilt about 45 degrees to port?

52 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:26:37pm

Hey, foreign devil (and I know you'll know this). How can you tell if your comments are blocked over at the Kos?

I can't seem to find the button to post a comment. I think I've been blocked (telling Ted Kennedy he's an ass will do that, I guess). I think you've been blocked there, too?

53 gonzo  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:26:40pm

Germans are brainiest (but at least we're smarter than the French)

snip...

A new European league of IQ scores has ranked the British in eighth place, well above the French, who were 19th.

snip...

Professor Lynn ascribes the differences between British and French intelligence levels to the results of military conflict. He described it as “a hitherto unrecognised law of history” that “the side with the higher IQ normally wins, unless they are hugely outnumbered, as Germany was after 1942”.

54 AngryAmerican  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:30:04pm

That's it!

I'm not taking any more dumb Polish jokes!

107 German
106 Netherlands
106 Poland

55 gunslingah  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:32:01pm

Any Westerner who has "actually been with Zarqawi’s organization on different occasions"... and came away with his head still on his shoulders...

Is on the other side. Period.

56 haakondahl  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:33:29pm
A new European league of IQ scores has ranked the British in eighth place, well above the French, who were 19th.

Yeah, but without Prince Charles and the Horse he rode in on, they get within striking distance of the Germans.

Perhaps most "galling" is the fact that the Italians are ranked above them! It must be rigged. You know--like an Italian election.

/ducks

57 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:34:51pm

Skip it, foreign.

I'm pretty sure I'm banned.

Oops.

58 Apu Pibat  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:36:32pm

And the fact that this guy can be so candid about his aid and comfort to the enemy shows he sees nothing wrong with it.

Treason and sedition do not exist anymore. This guy is a lefty who presumably opposes the war in Iraq, so he's just "fighting the good fight".

59 Merovign  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:37:42pm

I hate to judge people on a brief viewing or a few quotes, but Mr. Ware makes it easy for people to do that by saying inane things.

The Press Corps is cooperating with the insurgent media campaign. THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION. THE SIDES ARE NOT EQUALLY MORAL.

Objectivity is not only impossible, it's not even always desirable. Be honest about what your preconceptions are, and don't be afraid to admit that the head-choppers don't come up to moral spec.

But I've been in journalism classes and I've seen how the people who tend to "succeed" in that environment kowtow to the particular groupthink.

Like "everybody lies to you" and "afflict the comfortable." Only not everyone lies to you and sometimes the comfortable aren't wrong.

Add to that the fact that once the "left consensus" was established in the newsroom and the media company, the "news culture" took over because it didn't look to them like they were biased because they all had pretty much the same bias.

But when a different POV tries to sneak it, it looks to them like bias. And, of course, bias is bad, so those poeple don't last long.

60 Baldy  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:42:34pm

Even though people deride the MSM, it is quite powerful. Time is picked up by MSNBC, which is picked up by NBC & CNBC and AOL. Time's Man of the Year is a big event, as are Time's polls. It is like the NY Times or AP of news mags. To have its Baghdad chief get drunk on camera, accuse US troops of various offenses against Islam, cavort with jihadis... There is a reason many Americans despise the media...

61 Baldy  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:49:15pm

Would Ware visit with white supremacists & treat them as equals too? Like others have said, there are many times when the media (rightly) is not objective. The Democratic party sees nothing wrong with this kind of stuff. That's where it counts. Wait till we have a Dem in the WH, the WoT will be a noble fight again (though even Clinton had protesters on the left re: sanctions on Iraq)

62 hepcat  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 8:53:26pm

Ring them bells for the blind and the deaf...
- Dylan

63 AngryAmerican  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:05:17pm

#55 gunslingah

Any Westerner who has "actually been with Zarqawi’s organization on different occasions"... and came away with his head still on his shoulders...

Is on the other side. Period.

You bring up a very good point, here. How can a Westerner mingle with Zarqawi's organization and come away unscathed or kidnapped? It really makes you wonder how deep of ties he has with these terrorists...is he actually one of them?

Any other Westerner would have lost bodily parts above his shoulders, or $ + "immediate US troop withdrawl" hanging over his head in order to keep it on.

64 Beagle  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:05:47pm

Ware has trouble making a moral distinction between soldiers who might deny him a ride on the next Stryker patrol and guys who've repeatedly debated killing him in cold blood for being a kufr.

Moral distinctions can be tough, but not in this case.

Ware has a legal education.
*shudder*

65 pat  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:13:29pm

TIME would rather see the West destroyed rather than there be a single white conservative left in America. As for Black conservatives, it's bizarre, racist cartoon page has made it clear where it stands on that issue. The simpletons who run this organization would be driven out of any other business long ago. Media gets the pass.

66 AngryAmerican  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:14:18pm

"immediate US troop withdrawl" - another issue that puts some more gas on the fire.

Us Cheezeheads are going thru some referendums for this same subject. The individuals that are pushing this agenda mirror those of the kidnapping terrorists in Iraq.

The most disturbing part of all this is that it sends a lousy message to our troops. I really shed a tear for them with what this could do to them.

I'm sure it has to be hurtful to have their hometown back home polled that they should drop their weapon, drop any humanitarian project they are working on, drop the lives they may be protecting or saving, drop the training they are giving Iraqi security forces, as if they don't care, and just go home.

What kind of message does this idiocy send to our troops and the people of Iraq that are depending on us to finish the job?

67 pat  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:18:26pm

Speaking of sellouts, Bush and the Senate sold out the Nation yesterday. Wonder what he got for that?

68 scooter  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:18:54pm

#64 Beagle


Ware has a legal education.

Is he an attorney? Crikey! It spooks me out completely to have an attorney, or someone of that mindset/training, talking to al Q types.

No offense intended, Beagle.;)


BTW, do you stop by the Beeb and give them a ration of shiite from time to time? I do. Of course, they never publish my comments...intransigent commies.:D

69 Beagle  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:26:38pm

#68 scooter

scooter,

Ware practiced for a year and then moved to Murdoch. On that choice, we agree.

The more I think about it, it's Ware's bias and willingness to find the kinder, gentler side of stone-cold killers that allowed him to advance as far as he has. There's just no room for stylish, obviously biased, but accurate reporting. Reporting today is mostly bland, faux objective, and factually shaky.

I haven't tried to post at the BBC since I dropped the Islamic Bomb (sorry Pakistan, a metaphor) on their editors.

There's no point in trying to reason with people - or get past editors - who've already decided there's only a narrow range in which one is allowed to think.
---
I think I hear a feeding coming on. Otherwise, he sleeps like a rock and doesn't cry. (knocking on wood this holds up)

G'nite {LGF}

70 scooter  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:31:12pm

Thanks, Beagle.

I think is missed something. Do you have a new puppy?

Major kudos! Amos and Mooch say; Yeah, Boyo!

G'night LGF. Thanks for lending an ear.

71 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 9:35:54pm

The Military should accidently shoot the sonofabitch.

72 norar  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 10:40:40pm

I

have actually been with Zarqawi’s organization on different occasions. I once was taken to a Zarqawi training camp, although I was not told that that’s where I was going, or for quite a while, that that’s where I was. I’ve been to some of their safe houses. I’ve received some of their propaganda materials.

This is because you were willingly singing their tune, Michael, and for no other reason. And we know this, moron.

73 TotallySirius  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:12:07pm

OT

I want to go on the record as being the first to give a name to the phenomena whereby a normally stable internet persona suddenly morphs,Cybil-like,into the near opposite of their former self.

Cyberphrenia derived from the mental condition:schizophrenia

74 dairenn  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:13:35pm

Let's get Zarqawi by asking THIS fool where he is then!

75 Mike C.  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:18:29pm

Well, I see the Israeli elections went badly. Sorry, # 17.

76 amyc  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:33:43pm

Was just reading A. Bostom's book The Legacy of Jihad. I don't understand how people can use their education to create alternative realities like Mr. Ware has.

77 SwampWoman  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:45:17pm

The Israeli elections went badly? How as that, Mikey?

78 SwampWoman  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:51:53pm

Woah, dang. I see it now. A lot of our posters are NOT going to like Olmert winning.

79 Mike C.  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:52:20pm

# 77 SW

Well, I suppose a plurality of Israelis would say otherwise, hence the results. But I was thinking more of the opinions expressed by some of our LGF Israelis like # 17, CiJ, etc. They were hoping for a better showing by the right. In any case, I would take the light turn out and the increasing support for fringe issue candidates as a not-good sign.

80 littleoldlady  Tue, Mar 28, 2006 11:55:55pm

I really hate the Israeli Parlimentary system. The media is saying Olmert got a "mandate". What kind of mandate is less than 25% percent of the vote?

And now the camel-trading starts...

81 SwampWoman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:01:38am

#80 littleoldlady

Yeah, it didn't sound like a mandate to me, either. It sounded like people were not happy with their choices.

/So, you say that camel is low-mileage and sound in all 4 limbs, having only been ridden by littleoldlady to synagogue once a week?

82 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:04:37am

Oh. And good morning, dead thread.

83 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:08:26am

I suppose it's typical American narow-mindedness, but I've never seen the attraction of any parliamentary system. Everything is so erratic.

84 SwampWoman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:08:58am

And a good morning to you, Mike C and Littleoldlady. Now that you have been sufficiently good morninged, it is time for me to go to sleep like all good bats with the approach of dawn.

85 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:10:20am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

#81 Swampie,

Cute! :-) And thank you for that. I hope Somebody was paying attention. (Sure, littleoldlady goes to synagogue once a week. Yeah! That's the ticket!)

86 SwampWoman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:10:56am

#83 Mike C

Or perhaps it is because you realize that when something is sufficiently compromised in order for an agreement to be reached, it isn't going to make anybody happy and will likely p*ss everybody off.

87 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:11:32am

#83 Mike C.

I couldn't agree more. And yes, I suspect it's the Amur'can in me.

88 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:13:27am

#86 Swamp Woman,

What bothers me is you don't know what compromises to the platforms will be made until after the election when the coalitions are formed.

Pig in a poke. Unkosher, at that.

89 SwampWoman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:16:29am

#85 littleoldlady

I don't want you to be sneaky switching that camel out for the one ridden by talloldman. He peeled hoofs away from the stoplight one too many times on that thing.

90 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:17:01am

Also, I believe Sharon set a precedent when he changed the process to allow the cabinet to make the "disengagement" policies. It ceased to be a Knesset action. Not exactly what you would expect from a representative government.

I am disappointed. (Does it show?)

91 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:18:22am

'Night, SW

littleoldlady

Riding a camel, at least without a saddle, is just as comfy as riding a 1' water pipe.

92 SwampWoman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:18:48am

The roosters are crowing, so I'd best get to my light-proof coffin bed before the first rays of sunlight hit me.

Goodnight/morning/whatever, y'all.

93 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:19:03am

#89 Swamp Woman

Are you kidding?! talloldman takes better care of his transportation than he does his family!

/don't eat in my camel. don't drink, either. don't do ANYTHING, in fact. just sit there quietly with your hands folded.

94 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:21:08am

Crap. A 1" water pipe, not 1'. Had to interrupt my comment because somebody set off a Cheerio bomb in the kitchen, requiring a bit of vacuuming.

95 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:21:34am

Mikey,

I've never ridden a camel, and the likelihood of it happening at this advanced age and out-of-shapedness is less than zero.

I hear it's a real touristy thing to do in Israel, though.

96 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:26:39am

# 95 littleoldlady

Rode one in Bahrain at a camel farm. The wife and kids laughed theiir asses off.

97 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:31:47am

# 95 littleoldlady Addendum

Which raises a question. You ever been to Israel ?

98 windybon  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:33:38am

Good morning, sane ones! Just checking in, and hope everyone is doing well this fine morning.

99 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:35:13am

# 98 windybon

Yeah. Both of us seem to be okay.

100 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:39:53am

#97 Mike,

Nope, I haven't. Once upon a time I had a dream that my kid would swim for the U.S. team in the Maccabi Games (kind of like the Jewish Olympics) and I would of course visit Israel to watch her compete. Unfortunately, she never became that good a swimmer. Best she did was local Jr. Maccabi. (Not that good at tennis either, and probably never will be.)

Oh well. Now I will probably have to wait for one of those senior trips that enabled my parents to visit Israel. [Please G-d, I should live that long... :-) ]

101 windybon  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:46:09am

Did you hear about the blind man who saved his 84-year-old blind neighbor from a fire? Quite a story. Happened in Grangerland, TX, just north of Houston.

102 windybon  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:48:43am

Well, it's time to get started with the daily 'get ready for work routine.' Catch you all later, and have a great day!

103 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:49:22am

# 100 littleoldlady

Well, I had to go to Travelocity anyway to find a flight out of here for next Tuesday, so I looked up NY to Tel Aviv while I was at it. About $ 1200-1300 a seat, and not much less travel time than getting from DC to Beijing. I would have thought there would be more direct flights.

104 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:51:26am

She really is "windy"! WHOOSH! :-)

Bye, windybon!

105 nonic  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:51:37am

Good morning, people.

What's the good news today?

106 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:54:07am

# 105 nonic

There's good news ? Where ?

107 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:57:33am

#103 Mikey,

It ain't a cheap trip, that's for sure!

108 YJLAW  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:02:37am

#53 Gonzo

I would love to see that same test performed in the middle east.

109 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:09:05am

# 107 littleoldlady

Not many of them are cheap any more.

110 littleoldlady  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:12:30am

Well folks...

My kid is home sick (AGAIN. 3rd time in a little over a month!)

talloldman is going back to work (finally!) after his lasik surgery.

And my cousin is visiting and I suspect would like to have breakfast when he wakes up (Of course, there's nothing in the house to eat).

No, I'm NOT having fun. Thanks for asking.

Good day, ALL!™

See you, maybe later...

111 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:15:37am

# 110 littleoldlady

My advice would be to point your cousin in the general direction of the kitchen and tell him/her to have at it. But bye anyway.

112 ibmkeyboard  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:15:38am
"The voter made it clear that from his point of view, Netanyahu has caused enough damage to the state, and he can go back to selling furniture in the United States," he wrote.
"He blamed Sharon, the press, even the public, for not understanding his message. The one person he did not blame for the Likud's failure was himself.


Reminds me of the Democrats,
John Kerry, and Al Gore.

NEXT

113 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:40:53am

Can you say "dead thread"? Sure you can!

114 freedomplow  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:52:44am

Justice fires back

It has come to my attention that your newspaper published a story on Monday stating that I made an obscene gesture - inside Holy Cross Cathedral, no less. The story is false, and I ask that you publish this letter in full to set the record straight.

115 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:01:42am

And on a related note, since Hamdan v Rumsfeld started yesterday (I think), I guess the recusal discussion is moot.

116 haakondahl  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:20:46am

#114 freedomplaw

Geez, that was great! I recommend everybody check out the story fp linked to in #114.

If you loved the way heroic Fabrizio Quattro handled terrorists, you'll like the way Supreme Court Justice and Not-taking-any-of-your-crap Scalia handles reporters.

117 windybon  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:32:06am
Your reporter, an up-and-coming “gotcha” star named Laurel J. Sweet,

Way to go, Justice! Love it when they're put in their place!

118 windybon  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:34:00am

#114 -

I thought this was another great line, maybe the best:

. . .especially when made by an “Italian jurist.” (I am, by the way, an American jurist.)

119 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:35:48am

Okay, here you go. This mural is so racially prejudiced as to apparently cause physical ilness and the need for counseling, according to this.

Hat tip - Tongue-Tied.

120 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:40:27am
121 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:41:30am

Good Morning youse'all - from a chilly (42 degrees) but sunny NYC! Spring is almost here, temps going up to 60 degrees today!
How is everyone?

122 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:45:02am

'Morning AI, 'morning realwest. Been slow on the ole dead thread this AM.

123 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:45:20am
124 FrogMarch  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:47:07am

He works for TIME Magazine: A subsidiary of the DNC. What else do you need to know?

125 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:49:32am
126 mama winger  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:49:38am

Good morning everyone. A bunch of friends are getting together this chilly morning to take all of our dogs to some sand dunes along Lake Michigan for a picnic and dog-romp. Everyone's got spring fever, including the canines, so even though it's a bit chilly, we will have a picnic and let the dogs swim in the waves. See you this afternoon, unless I turn into a popsicle.

Have a good one!

127 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:51:07am

Morning Mike C and AI

"the world is going to hell in a handbasket via the autobahn of life..." LOL - nice turn of phrase!

128 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:53:43am

#126 mama winger - have a good one! (will dogs swim in water that cold?!). See you later!
:>)

129 windybon  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:53:48am

Michelle Malkin is reporting that Abdul Rahman is safe, for now.

Also, she has posted some pics from yesterdays immigration protests in California. Check out the flag pics.

130 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:57:31am
131 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:58:23am
132 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 2:58:32am

#129 windybon - Glad he's safe for now; coulda done without those flag photos first thing in the morning, though! ;>)
How are you doing?

133 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:01:31am

Hey Mike C. - where'd ya go? Any frost this morning?

134 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:04:06am

# 131 AI

Somehow I doubt it was the one shown immediately below that one.

135 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:04:51am
I’ve received some of their propaganda materials.

"Received" nothing, Ware is an active agent creating propaganda for the terrorists. And then these morons scratch their heads and wonder why much of the public detests them and their corporate financial performance is plummeting. I'm getting to the point where I refuse to patronize any of these media outlets. Hit them in the pocket book folks. Sooner or later everything boils down to money, and that is the only thing these traitors will understand. Lets see how smart they are when they are out of work.

Good morning, lizards.

136 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:05:48am
137 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:06:03am

# 133 realwest

I'm here. Just depressed by this huge pile of paperwork that needs attending to. And no - no frost today.

138 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:08:22am
139 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:08:31am

# 136 AI

Which, by the way, I have read.

140 SaneInMN  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:10:33am

Great (albeit, depressing) article by Amir Taheri over at Opinion Journal.

[Link: www.opinionjournal.com...]

Heres a sample...

"To hear Mr. Abbasi tell it the entire recent history of the U.S. could be narrated with the help of the image of "the last helicopter." It was that image in Saigon that concluded the Vietnam War under Gerald Ford. Jimmy Carter had five helicopters fleeing from the Iranian desert, leaving behind the charred corpses of eight American soldiers. Under Ronald Reagan the helicopters carried the corpses of 241 Marines murdered in their sleep in a Hezbollah suicide attack. Under the first President Bush, the helicopter flew from Safwan, in southern Iraq, with Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf aboard, leaving behind Saddam Hussein's generals, who could not believe why they had been allowed live to fight their domestic foes, and America, another day. Bill Clinton's helicopter was a Black Hawk, downed in Mogadishu and delivering 16 American soldiers into the hands of a murderous crowd.

According to this theory, President George W. Bush is an "aberration," a leader out of sync with his nation's character and no more than a brief nightmare for those who oppose the creation of an "American Middle East." Messrs. Abbasi and Ahmadinejad have concluded that there will be no helicopter as long as George W. Bush is in the White House. But they believe that whoever succeeds him, Democrat or Republican, will revive the helicopter image to extricate the U.S. from a complex situation that few Americans appear to understand."

141 haakondahl  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:11:02am

Spanish-Language Media Organized Nationwide Mass Protests

(AP) LOS ANGELES The marching orders were clear: Carry American flags and pack the kids, pick up your trash and wear white for peace and for effect.

Many of the 500,000 people who crammed downtown Los Angeles on Saturday to protest legislation that would make criminals out of illegal immigrants learned where, when and even how to demonstrate from the Spanish-language media.

For English-speaking America, the mass protests in Los Angeles and other U.S. cities over the past few days have been surprising for their size and seeming spontaneity.

But they were organized, promoted or publicized for weeks by Spanish-language radio hosts and TV anchors as a demonstration of Hispanic pride and power.

In Milwaukee, where at least 10,000 people rallied last week, one radio station manager called some employers to ask that they not fire protesters for skipping work. In Chicago, a demonstration that drew 100,000 people received coverage on local television more than a week in advance.

"This was a much bigger story for the Latino media," said Felix Gutierrez, a professor at the University of Southern California's Annenberg School for Communication. "If the mainstream media had been paying better attention, there would not have been the surprise about the turnout."

I have always been an English-Firster, but not to the exclusion of other languages--just as a way to guarantee that there is one language everybody can speak. It never sounded like too much to ask for a country to speak one common language, among how many others there may be. But recently I have looked at it from the standpoint of the language "forcing the hand" of assimilation--assimilation and the melting pot (remember that?) are what made this country possible, and this multi-culti crap is ruining it.

BUT. Looking at this article (go ahead, read the whole thing--this is only about 1/3 of it), I'm ready to ask for legislation that the FCC require all broadcasts be done in English. Cable News and shows from wherever you're from (or fond of)? Fine. But airwaves--public property? How about some English, because I find that the use of public airwaves in a non-English language DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ME AS A NON-SPANISH SPEAKER. Or some such. I'm sure the right phrase is close, for those so inclined.
And if you think I'm anti-Mexican, think again. What would you think the first time you heard Arabic screeching across your radio? Would you wonder what instructions were being given? I would. Especially since the possiblity of Moderate Muslims has been all but foreclosed. Once in a while, somebody stands up from within that seething mass, to strike a blow for common sense and decency--and is promptly ignored.

No, the Muslims have already made, and the Mexican-American community may be making, a mistake which makes me feel threatened.

I live in japan, and I don't ask Japanese to be American for me. I know that even the polite Japanese would knock ny head off my shoulders for it--and they'd be quite right to do so. So it's hardly injust or unfair of me to think that the same thing is justified in the States.

English on the Air, please.

142 windybon  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:12:47am

#132 realwest -

I'm going great. How are you doing? It is supposed to be 67 here today with a chance of afternoon thunderstorms.

I'm not looking forward to Daylight Saving Time going into effect this weekend. I used to just love it, but my poor old body does better when I stick to sun time. If I didn't get up so early, it probably wouldn't be an issue. My weekday wakeup time is 4:00; however, with DST, I'll actually be getting up at 3:00 by the sun. Then of course, I have to go to bed when it is still daylight. OK, I'll stop whining now.

143 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:13:04am

BBL!

144 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:13:28am
145 right wing zephyr  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:13:29am

"This from the man who reports from the camp of the enemy. "


#19

microchip him

You think he's ready for a little jihad, a littly splody?

good plan

146 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:17:12am
147 haakondahl  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:17:46am

And frankly, I guess we could use a bt more of this wire-tapping. Foreign influences mobilized nearly a milion people IN AMERICA, and the CIA had no clue? What about the FBI?

This is most definitely an international issue, and we are losing AT HOME. This sounds like an intel screw-up, but not because the intel agencies aren't doing their jobs. It's because the "dead hand" of Gorelick is still running the show.

148 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:18:21am

I saw this asswipe from Time on the television and right away knew he was trouble. Then when it went back to the interviewer, it was none other than Bill Maher.

Couldn't get to the remote fast enough.

Example #1,945,368 why the media is the enemy.

149 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:20:37am

# 144 AI

Actually, I have it on the shelf. In hardback. It is what it's purported to be - an examination of how contemporary native peoples (they didn't call themselves Arabs, of course) viewed the events of that time. It's quite interesting, actually.

150 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:22:11am

Charles Taylor caught.

The piece of garbage was nabbed trying to enter into Cameroon.

I recall several weeks ago seeing the new female president of Liberia giving a speech; I believe she's was educated here. Very impressive.

151 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:22:47am

# 146 AI

Gotta go with you on that one.

152 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:24:20am

Speaking of the media, remember their crusade to get more body armor for the troops? Well, they've run into a small snag. Namely...

Some Marines Declining Extra Body Armor

HUSAYBAH, Iraq - Extra body armor — the lack of which caused a political storm in the United States — has flooded in to Iraq, but many Marines here promptly stuck it in lockers or under bunks. Too heavy and cumbersome, many say.

Marines already carry loads as heavy as 70 pounds when they patrol the dangerous streets in towns and villages in restive Anbar province. The new armor plates, while only about five pounds per set, are not worth carrying for the additional safety they are said to provide, some say.

"We have to climb over walls and go through windows," said Sgt. Justin Shank of Greencastle, Pa. "I understand the more armor, the safer you are. But it makes you slower. People don't understand that this is combat and people are going to die."

153 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:25:11am

# 150 JWF

Ah, so there IS some good news today.

154 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:26:51am

Good Morning All ~

Good Day Aussie and Congrats on the Hat Tip!

Happy Wednesday to my American Infidel neighbor!

Jammie ~

it was none other than Bill Maher.

Couldn't get to the remote fast enough


Super-speed channel flip, for sure.

155 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:31:34am

ChicagoBlue,

As I was setting the landspeed record across my living room, I noticed sitting there with Maher was political expert George Costanza. I didn't wait to hear any words of wisdom from him.

156 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:32:42am

Fed likely to continue increasing rates the near future. I would look for the Fed to get the fed funds rate back up to 5.75% to 6.00% before theys top. Teh inversion in the yield curve though would indicate this is being seen as a bit of overdoing it, so we will have to sit back and see.

Hey Cubs fans. Both Prior and Woods, half of your starting rotation, are now on the 15 day injured list and will be there to start the season. They have the most talented IR list in baseball. Enjoy those sun drenched bleachers and the 90 or so losses this summer.

157 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:35:19am
158 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:36:00am
159 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:37:13am

Comment #37 above has more on Ware; another soon after notes he's Australian. I had noticed an accent.

160 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:37:55am

Jammie ~

I noticed sitting there with Maher was political expert George Costanza.

Oh good grief!
Some things, I swear, just get you open-mouthed and you can't stop wondering WTF is going on...

161 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:38:36am

Good Morning Day Lizards! It's cold in Chicagoland today.

Michael Ware --I'm thinking there is a joke or two in that name.

162 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:40:12am
163 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:42:55am
Ohhh woooesss us, the Crusaders were evil evil evil, etc...They destroyed everything everything and even more of everything...

ALLAHU ACKBAR ! ! !

Oh dear ~ LOL!

164 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:42:59am
165 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:43:21am

Good Morning {All}!

I just sent an email to another LGF favorite- James Lileks.

166 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:45:48am

156 3 wood

Good Morning!

Fed likely to continue increasing rates the near future.

The BF is a little bit freaked out - he's a mortgage broker and the rate increases combined with a cooling real estate market in MA have him worried.

167 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:45:58am

Hi again youse'all. I warned ya I'd BBL and here I are am.

168 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:46:06am

{BEFF}!

169 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:46:12am

#150 jammie: are you thinking of this? I was impressed with her also. Articulate, intelligent and (not to get too metaphysical) she seemed incredibly grounded.

Liberian Pres. Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Address To Congress
Today, President of the Republic of Liberia, Her Excellency Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, addresses a Joint Meeting of Congress. She will speak on peace initiatives, attracting American investment, and strengthening historic ties. President Sirleaf was inaugurated in Jan. 2006 and is Africa's first female elected head of state.
3/15/2006: WASHINGTON, DC: 40 min.

C-SPAN linky

170 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:46:22am

Good Morning {BEFF}!

171 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:47:21am
172 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:47:47am

Loppy-

You & BF should really move...to some place like, I dunno, Minneapolis. ;)

173 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:48:28am

loppyD --tell him to come to the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicago. They are carving up farmland and building houses, strip-malls, roads, & retention ponds in record speed. Kendall County is one of the fastest growing counties in the US right now.

Of course, you'd have to come with him, we need all the Lizards we can get.

174 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:48:36am

#150 JammieWearingFool - Ah some good news to start the day! Thanks.

175 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:50:01am

# 157 AI

Actually, it was viewed primarily as a military/security matter, and also as a political opportunity for the different factions jockeying for power during those times. Religion was invoked as and when it would serve those ends. Just as one would expect.

176 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:50:05am

ggt-

HEY! I'm trying to get Loppy here with me, damnit! (Like we couldn't use a few more Lizards here in the Twin Cities!)

177 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:50:50am

BEFF? I can't figure that one out? Can someone help?

178 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:51:10am

32 Taliban, 1 Canadian and 1 American troop killed

First, my condolences to the families of the lost troops and respects to my Canadian LGF friends.

Second, may the dead Taliban rot in hell.

Third, I bet Ware will be grieving the 32 Taliban dead.

179 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:51:13am

Dubs and ggt

You know I loves youse guys and all, but if the BF and I ever move it will be to NC or SC...

180 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:51:22am

#152 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds
This comes as no surprise to me at all. As a former grunt, I hated/loved wearing just a flak jacket as my body armor, cause it's HOT and heavy and slows you down when you need to run move quickly!

181 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:52:01am

W-Lover --sorry, I'm on a crusade to build a wall of Lizard mind-rays at the Chicago Border. We could get rich selling tin-foil hats.

182 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:52:51am

ggt-

"BEFF" is between lopps & I. Think "BFF"...and the "E" is for ""Electronic".

183 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:53:20am
184 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:53:33am

Amir Taheri: The Last Helicopter

Hassan Abbasi has a dream--a helicopter doing an arabesque in cloudy skies to avoid being shot at from the ground. On board are the last of the "fleeing Americans," forced out of the Dar al-Islam (The Abode of Islam) by "the Army of Muhammad." Presented by his friends as "The Dr. Kissinger of Islam," Mr. Abbasi is "professor of strategy" at the Islamic Republic's Revolutionary Guard Corps University and, according to Tehran sources, the principal foreign policy voice in President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's new radical administration.

For the past several weeks Mr. Abbasi has been addressing crowds of Guard and Baseej Mustadafin (Mobilization of the Dispossessed) officers in Tehran with a simple theme: The U.S. does not have the stomach for a long conflict and will soon revert to its traditional policy of "running away," leaving Afghanistan and Iraq, indeed the whole of the Middle East, to be reshaped by Iran and its regional allies.

To hear Mr. Abbasi tell it the entire recent history of the U.S. could be narrated with the help of the image of "the last helicopter." It was that image in Saigon that concluded the Vietnam War under Gerald Ford. Jimmy Carter had five helicopters fleeing from the Iranian desert, leaving behind the charred corpses of eight American soldiers. Under Ronald Reagan the helicopters carried the corpses of 241 Marines murdered in their sleep in a Hezbollah suicide attack. Under the first President Bush, the helicopter flew from Safwan, in southern Iraq, with Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf aboard, leaving behind Saddam Hussein's generals, who could not believe why they had been allowed live to fight their domestic foes, and America, another day. Bill Clinton's helicopter was a Black Hawk, downed in Mogadishu and delivering 16 American soldiers into the hands of a murderous crowd.

Democrats should be happy to know they're strategy of attacking the President is resonating with bloodthirsty madmen.

It is not only in Tehran and Damascus that the game of "waiting Bush out" is played with determination. In recent visits to several regional capitals, this writer was struck by the popularity of this new game from Islamabad to Rabat. The general assumption is that Mr. Bush's plan to help democratize the heartland of Islam is fading under an avalanche of partisan attacks inside the U.S. The effect of this assumption can be witnessed everywhere.

185 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:53:35am

W-lover ---ahhh! Thank you.

186 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:54:08am

Lopps-

You know I gotta keep at least trying. LOL!

187 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:54:28am

#160 ChicagoBlue - Morning - what's going on is ratings; they didn't really bring him on for his political savvy, but because he is/was a popular comedic actor; probably got a new series coming along soon.
But Maher, being who he is, treats him like he's a political pro.
Jackass.

188 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:56:01am
189 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:56:30am

# 183 AI

Salisbury steak over noodles with steamed brocolli.

190 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:56:37am

Jammie:

To hear Mr. Abbasi tell it the entire recent history of the U.S. could be narrated with the help of the image of "the last helicopter."

Is that code for "they lost their will and if we do this right, they'll lose their will again"

191 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:56:49am

#178 3 wood - I'll join you in sending condolences, but no bet!

192 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:57:29am

187 realwest

but because he is/was a popular comedic actor; probably got a new series coming along soon.

which will fail miserably like all the others...

193 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:57:42am

169 ggt,

That's her. Brit Hume showed an extended clip when I saw it.

Let's hope she's a success.

194 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:58:20am

#179 loppyd -Why NC or SC (not really being nosy, but curious as to why those two states)?

195 ggt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:58:31am

ARGHHH! It is spring-break and my kid wants the computer.

Have a great day all!

196 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 3:58:44am

#166 loppyd

The BF is a little bit freaked out - he's a mortgage broker and the rate increases combined with a cooling real estate market in MA have him worried.

Yeah, well unless there is a big turn down to the economy I would see the Fed's continuing this for another year or so. Their statement had words to the effect that they intend to continue "firming" things up. That is Fed-speak for rate increases. I think they see oil drive inflation out there.

Bear in mind the Fed tends to focus in on only two things, the price level and the money supply. In the near term the velocity rate of money is relativley fixed and so is real GDP. So they try to manage the money supply through open market operations, adjusting the discount rate, and on rare occasions adjusting the reserve requirement to keep prices stable. It's called the Simplified Quantity Theory of Money and that drives a lot of their strategy.

197 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:00:05am

Good morning lizards!

Everything in the world is a conspiracy against muslims. Just ask 'em.

AN Indonesian newspaper has depicted John Howard and Alexander Downer as a pair of sex-crazed dingoes, in a new low point in the Papua visa row.
[on the front page, no less -ed]

The cartoons are among an outpouring of nationalist outrage against Australia in Indonesia.

Last week the Australian Immigration Department granted temporary visas to 42 of the 43 Papuans who had landed at Cape York in January seeking asylum.

How dare they?

Amid mounting conspiracy theories that Australia has a secret plan for a re-run in Papua of East Timor's separation, former Indonesian intelligence director AC Manullang wrote in the Republika newspaper that Australian and American agents were active in the province.

Mr Manullang was one of many senior Indonesians to make bizarre claims that the 2002 Bali bombings were really the handiwork of the CIA or the Israeli Mossad.

But his latest tirade reflects the mood and thoughts of many leading Indonesians, who see Australia's visa decision as fresh evidence of a western conspiracy to break up and weaken the world's most populous Muslim nation.

If that were the case, there are easier ways to do it.

198 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:00:12am

Good Morning realwest ~

But Maher, being who he is, treats him like he's a political pro.
Jackass.

Yes, ideed, on both counts!

"Good Mornings" all around to W-lover!, loppyd, ggt and all others wandering in this AM.

Kendall County, eh?

199 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:00:14am

#180 realwest

Ayep. The more heavily you weigh down a soldier, the less likely he's gonna be able to dodge when that bullet or RPG does come his way. And more coverage you try to give (such as the sides or arms and legs), the quicker your flexibility goes right out the window.

For the average American who justs want to protect the troops, I understand that. But taking away the military's greatest asset (speed) only makes them more likely to take a fatal hit during a fight.

As to the Left, who've been trying to jack up the cost of the war in both money and human lives in order to make a political statement, I hope the shitbags rot.

200 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:01:12am
Bear in mind the Fed tends to focus in on only two things, the price level and the money supply. In the near term the velocity rate of money is relativley fixed and so is real GDP. So they try to manage the money supply through open market operations, adjusting the discount rate, and on rare occasions adjusting the reserve requirement to keep prices stable. It's called the Simplified Quantity Theory of Money and that drives a lot of their strategy.

"OH! I wish I could believe or even understand that!" -Bender

201 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:01:22am

Hey Kids - isn't today the day that the Dems are going to put forth their (snort, giggle) security plan for the USA?
Waiting with baited breath.
Not.

202 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:01:26am
203 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:03:24am

m-

I expect to see the Indonesian Embassy burning in Australia due to these cartoons!

204 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:04:22am
WOW...Are you going to make the salisbury steak or did you buy it prepared ?!?

You know, I was thinking the same thing. What actually is Salisbury Steak?

205 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:04:31am

#197 m - morning! Cartoons, eh? Time to burn a few embassies, riot in the streets and uh, whatever other excuse we can come up with to get out of going to work today!

206 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:05:16am

♪ Good morning LGF! ♪

Another gorgeous day today with plenty of sunshine and temps reaching 14°C (58°F)!

:)

AI

"The Crusades: The World's Debate" by Hilaire Belloc. I'd check the library or maybe you'd get lucky at Amazon.

Har! Of interest to Canadian lizards, check out the whinging from CBC:

PMO keeps reporters at bay with new rules (Warning - Canadian Press item contains scenes of extreme whining that may offend some readers.)

Another useless tool of the CBC responds to remind Canadians just who runs this damned country, and offers up a threat;


Harper’s treatment of the media is that of an ingrate. The media made Harper. The media also first made Trudeau and Mulroney. Later, the media made both Trudeau and Mulroney and their parties suffer at the polls.

A similar fate awaits Harper if he doesn’t change his basic suspicion and hatred of reporters and news commentators.

And thus, in the space of two short paragraphs, we have public acknowledgement of the ethical bankruptcy of his profession, as well as justification for Harper's suspicion and efforts to restore the Canadian media to an appropriate level of influence.

Nicely done, Mr. Zolf.

Link

Prime Minister Harper, you are a fine man.

:D

207 Terp Mole  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:06:25am

Recall Charles uncovered Michael Ware's terrorist facilitator role back in 2003;

lgf: TIME Hangs with Iraqi Mujahideen
208 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:06:32am

#204 ChicagoBlue - IIRC, Salsbury Steak is gussied up chopped beef. In other words, a pretentious hamburger.

209 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:07:24am
210 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:07:42am

#201 realwest

Eh, we already know the Democratic Party's national security plan:

1. Cut
2. Run

211 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:07:42am

#203 W-lover

Seriously! How dare they make fun of the dingo! ;-)

Wait- to protest granting visas to people they wanted to kill!

Oh, I get it!

212 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:08:10am

#200 Dubluv

Sorry, I lapsed into Econ Prof mode there for a minute. In english it boils down to the Fed. trys to keep a stable price level in the economy by jimmying the money supply up or down using the 3 policy tools at their disposal. Actually, its' much simpler than you would think. If a dummy like me can understand it, anybody can.

213 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:08:22am

realwest ~

a pretentious hamburger.

Hah! Cute!

214 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:09:31am

#205 realwest

Good morning realwest! How you doing today, bud?

215 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:09:45am

#206 Miss Trixie Morning back atcha!

"The media made Harper." - Bet that comes as a shock to his mom and dad!

The arrogance of the Ancient Media apparently knows no bounds at all.

216 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:10:40am

#209 American Infidel ~

Yeah! That's it, and it's always sold frozen with gravy!

217 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:10:58am

#210 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

You forgot one~

3. Grovel at their new master's feet.

218 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:11:28am

{3wood}-

I just love that Bender quote & try to usse it whenever possible.

219 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:12:03am

#207 Terp ~

Ohhh, thanks for that!

220 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:12:08am

#214 m - well I woke up again, so that's always a good start! Actually doing just fine. How about you - increased cost of FedFunds gonna impact you?

221 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:12:35am

I know you just can't help it, Dubs. Bender rocks.

222 contra  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:12:46am

So if he has been to some of their safe houses, he should be able to help US troops find Zarqawi & Bin Laden and all of the other radicals, Eh?

Oh- wait, They blind folded him with a back issue of Time Magazine toilet paper!

223 traveler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:12:49am

Good Morning, {Lizards}!

Don't know if anyone's posted this link yet, but this issue infuriates me:

Apparently the illegals are taking a page out of the "displaced Palestinian" playbook:

http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=49482

They now consider us occupiers.

224 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:14:27am

194 realwest

#179 loppyd -Why NC or SC (not really being nosy, but curious as to why those two states)?

The pace, the beauty, the food, the lifestyle.

I've spent a lot of time on the coasts of SC and NC and fell in love with the beaches and coastal communities.

I live on the North Shore of Boston and the beaches in NC and SC are very similar, but the water is so much warmer and the people are so much nicer.

225 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:15:01am

#223 traveler - Yeah, sure those MoFo's...nope, too early to get the BP rising that quickly!

226 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:16:22am

m-

Yes- Bender does ROCK! LOL!

Fry: "Bender, this has nothing to do with you."

Bender: "That's impossible!"

227 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:16:23am

Will be hard to work up any sympathy if Ware's jihadi friends ever use his neck for cutting practice.

Of course, they may be smart enough to realize what a valuable asset having a propaganda plant inside America's most widely read (I'd assume) news weekly.


Be sweet if he were with his jihadi buddies during an American assault.

228 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:17:11am
229 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:17:44am

196 3 wood

It's called the Simplified Quantity Theory of Money and that drives a lot of their strategy.

Funny, that doesn't sound simple to me... :)

In any event, BF is re-thinking his career - for other reasons besides the rates & market...

230 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:18:14am

Good morning and a happy hump day to all!

{Dubs}
{[{m}]}
{Lopps}
{Miss Trixie}

So who's ready for this week to end already?

:D

231 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:18:19am

#218 Dubs

I just love that Bender quote & try to usse it whenever possible.

The only Bender I know of was Gene "Bender" Brabender, rag arm righty who kicked around the majors for a couple of years when I was a kid.

232 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:18:36am

#224 loppyd - excellent reasons; I was born in Wilmington, NC (though left at around age 2, but have friends in NC area and they are all really nice, friendly people.
Course, the coastal sections of the Carolinas are subject to possible Hurricane onslaught; but you really can't live anywhere that's safe from potential natural disasters, cept maybe the East side of the Rockies.

233 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:18:42am

#220 realwest

How about you - increased cost of FedFunds gonna impact you?

Definitely.

People still buy houses (so it won't completely stop), but they end up getting less house (DTI kicks your butt).

That's okay, though- I can always fall back on my waitressing skills. Ha!

/yeah- that's the ticket.

234 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:20:04am

#223 traveler

They now consider us occupiers.

Haven't they always?

heh.

235 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:20:41am

#217 m

You forgot one~

3. Grovel at their new master's feet.

Nah...

3. Drop trou
4. Bend over & grab ankles

236 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:20:51am

# 202 AI

Well of course I'm going to make it. Silly person. I'd put the recipe up right now, but I FINALLY got my required invite letter back to Commie Country, and have to get this visa paperwork the hell out of here and sent off. Remind me later and I'll send you the recipe.

237 traveler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:21:09am

#225 realwest

True!

The BP hasn't gone down since I saw some of these "protesters" yesterday -- some were students who left class -- carrying the Mexican flag! While enjoying the lifestyle that the American flag has brought them.

It's the corruption and lawlessness under that very Mexican flag that didn't support them in the first place.

They strike me as the new, up-and-coming disenfranchised set...it's all the rage.

/bad pun alert

238 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:21:43am

3wood-

Bender is a robot on the adult cartoon 'Futurama'. His catch phrase is "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass."

239 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:22:15am

Morning All

So there was this spider...

240 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:22:15am

Good morning {[{Ronin}]}!

I am!

241 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:23:40am

#235 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Oh yeah. You must have peeked in their playbook!

242 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:23:49am

# 208 realwest

Maybe, but pretty damned tasty the way I do it (Hat Tip - Cooking Light.)

243 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:25:32am

{realwest}

The arrogance of the Ancient Media apparently knows no bounds at all.

Precisely.

Payback's a b*tch, ain't it?

:D

244 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:25:35am

#229 Loppyd

Funny, that doesn't sound simple to me

Oh, there's all kinds of more complicated theories out there. Some Econ Prof's love to turn the science into a math equation, but I think they tend to lose sight of the point of it all when they do that.

Eventually, after you run through all the equations, the econometerics, the multiple variables, it boils down to the Fed's bumping the discount rate 0.25% at a time one way or the other and seeing what happens.

In any event, BF is re-thinking his career - for other reasons besides the rates & market...

I did the same thing back in the 80's. I started out in banking and shifted to other things for more stability and income potential. Never looked back.

245 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:25:55am

{Ronin} {Keep} {Miss Trixie}

Ronin- I had to email James Lileks this morning- his article today was about as dumb as they come.

246 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:26:08am
I am!

I am so ready for the weekend already...

If I can just make it out of this week alive...

247 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:26:49am
248 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:27:07am
I had to email James Lileks this morning- his article today was about as dumb as they come.

What was he bleating about today?

249 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:28:01am
250 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:28:07am

Mornin' {Ronin}

I'm more than ready for this week to end. I might have senior skip day this Friday...it's supposed to hit 70 here.

251 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:30:10am

#242 Mike C - I have no doubt. I was just flashing back to my high school cafeteria days and a couple of frozen TV dinners when I made those comments.

252 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:30:26am

Western Australia Morning Tropical Cyclone Update.


Eye of Tropical Cyclone Glenda less distinct, suggesting weakening due to interaction with stronger mid-latitude upper winds.

USAF/USN Joint Typhoon Warning Center estimate is TC Glenda now a Cat 3, after they had it at Cat 5 intensity yesterday at this time.

Pt. Hedland radar loop. The eye is visible to the distant Northwest.

Bedout Island only station I can find reporting sustained tropical storm force winds at this time, but it looks like a good squall about to hit the coast.


BTW, BOM still has TC Glenda as a Cat 4, and predicts a Cat 4 at landfall. JTWC forecast takes Glenda from a strong Cat 3 to a lower end Cat 3 at landfall, w/ both agencies predicting landfall near Mardie.

253 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:30:45am

# 247 AI

Tuesday. I haven't finished helping to oppress the masses yet.

And to those who would dare suggest that I would resort to that garbage in the frozen food section, you can just... Well, I try not to say things like that. Mikey don't do frozen "food."

254 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:30:49am

232 realwest

Wilmington is great! My cousin lives in New Bern and we stopped in Wilmington on the way to Charleston a few years ago. Such a cool town...

BF and I would love to buy some property down there before it becomes completely untouchable.

255 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:31:35am

Dubs

Are adult cartoons like adult movies, but animated? :)

256 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:32:36am

#237 traveler ~ Good Morning!

It's the corruption and lawlessness under that very Mexican flag that didn't support them in the first place.

Very well put ~ I was looking at Michelle Malkin's site and those pictures...with the American Flag upside down under the Mexican flag.

Rage is right, my rage.

257 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:32:56am
it's supposed to hit 70 here

Well, aren't you just the lucky one?

:D

258 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:32:58am

# 252 Ed

Well, that's different. Eye-destroying, but different.

259 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:33:50am

Since I'm heading off to Quebecistan Province tomorrow for a conference, I likely won't see my deadthread compadres until next week.

So I thought I'd forecast an all-SEC NCAA title game for Monday night (I'll check in before then).

I love what George Mason has done, but I don't think they match up well with Florida. I know a few people at GMU and the coach is a Bronx guy and I'll be rooting for them, but I have to go with Florida, which I had in the Final Four from the outset. And, to paraphrase Ed Mahmoud, I've gotten drunk with Billy Donovan's sister.

In the other game, I think Tyrus Thomas and Big Baby Davis will be too much for UCLA to contain. The Bruins might have a shot if they keep it low-scoring like the Memphis game, but LSU has too much size for them.

It would be nice if the moribund New York Knicks had kept their No. 1 pick this year and they could have a shot at Thomas or Florida's Joakim Noah, two outrageous talents. But I guess one of them may well be headed to Chicago and will of course remind us NYK fans for 15 years of the bungling Isiah Thomas long after he departs, which can't come soon enough.

260 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:34:06am

#252 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades

WOW - that colorful notice sure woke up whatever was left asleep in me! LOL!

Sure Hope Aussiemagpie and our other Aussie friends see it!

261 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:34:41am

#254 loppyd

The BF will love the golf courses in the Myrtle Beach area. There's a lot of building going on down there too.

The Mrs. and I love Charleston.

262 traveler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:34:43am

Morning, Chicago!

I was in the library yesterday and on the used book sale table, they had a "Best places to run in Chicago" -- thought of you! You're the only person I know that lives there.

263 USMC RECON  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:35:55am

Good Morning Troop !

264 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:36:42am

{RECON}! ! !

265 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:36:52am

244 3 wood

I did the same thing back in the 80's. I started out in banking and shifted to other things for more stability and income potential. Never looked back.

Stability and income potential are definitely paramount...I have faith in him. He's smart as a whip and could sell snow to an Eskimo...just needs to come up with a plan and stick to it.

266 traveler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:37:26am

This video has been out for awhile -- I never gave it much thought until I saw these yay-hoos protesting this week:

http://shop.wnd.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=353& ;RELATED_ITEM_ID=1495

Could Mexico retake the southwestern United States? Not only are the Mexicans capable, but an invasion is underway, insists immigration expert Glenn Spencer.

In this well-documented video, Spencer unveils the aims of a radical movement that identifies itself as "America's Palestinians." Their ultimate goal is to reclaim the American Southwest, including California, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico and parts of Colorado and Texas. Hispanic activists refer to the former Mexican territory as Aztlan, the mythical place of origin of the Aztec people.

But is this merely the irrational scheme of a fringe group? Using original footage, Spencer shows how the pronouncements of Mexican officials and their policies support a "reconquest" of the Southwest. Perhaps even more importantly, Spencer contends, U.S. immigration policies and lax enforcement are paving the way for this invasion.

Spencer is president of California-based Voice of Citizens Together and host of the popular talk show "American Patrol."

In "Conquest of Aztlan" you'll see how:


Former Mexican President Ernesto Zedillo made a de facto declaration of war on the U.S.

The Mexican government helped quash an immigration measure passed by the people of California.

A fifth column of subversives is plotting to "recolonize" the United States.

Mexican officials prepare citizens to invade the U.S.

Mexican anti-Americanism revealed itself after the Sept. 11 attack.

Immigrants in the U.S. are encouraged to vote in the interests of Mexico.

U.S. policies ultimately are leading to a breakup of the country.

267 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:38:20am

#259 JammieWearingFool - so who's gonna take it all?
BTW as a long time knick fan, I don't really expect us to get back to the days of glory (Frazier, Monroe, Debusherre (with whom I've gotten drunk)Bradely and of course Willis. But it would be nice if we could be competitive for a change.
sigh.

268 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:38:26am

Mike C. ~

Mikey don't do frozen "food."

Ha, somehow I knew that. Me, I would have to have cereal or sandwiches everyday without it!

/made a great frosted flakes, graham cracker cereal bowl last night!

269 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:38:31am

Morning [RECON]

270 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:40:01am

257 Ronin

Well, aren't you just the lucky one?

I could be wrong, but I think I may detect a tiny bit of bitterness here...

:)

It's going to rain Saturday if that makes you feel any better...

271 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:40:15am

Dubs

Yeah, you're right... That was one of the dumbest articles I have ever read.

Well that's a couple minutes of my life I'll never get back.

:D

272 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:41:23am

RECON

You ready for these guys

how long till you go?

273 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:42:11am

We are going to hit 70 today, and by Friday 75! Oh, I gotta get the pool opened soon!

274 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:43:00am

272 Keepandbear

Goood gravy! That's a big ass bear!

275 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:43:07am

#249 WriterMom

Good morning Mom,

Thanks for the excellent column by Taheri, Good insight into the Middle East worldview.


Mr. Ahmadinejad also notes that Iran has just "reached the Mediterranean" thanks to its strong presence in Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and the Palestinian territories. He used that message to convince Syrian President Bashar al-Assad to adopt a defiant position vis-à-vis the U.N. investigation of the murder of Rafiq Hariri, a former prime minister of Lebanon. His argument was that once Mr. Bush is gone, the U.N., too, will revert to its traditional lethargy. "They can pass resolutions until they are blue in the face," Mr. Ahmadinejad told a gathering of Hezbollah, Hamas and other radical Arab leaders in Tehran last month.

276 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:44:01am

#263 USMC RECON - Morning back atcha!
You should check out comment #152 and, fwiw, my comment at #180.

277 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:44:24am

realwest,

I was going to wait on that until Monday to see what shakes out of the Saturday games. Let's see if I'm right with Florida-LSU first.

Since my pool went belly up having picked UConn-Duke in the final (I did have UCLA and Florida losing the semis), I figured I'll digest those games and unveil my choice Monday.

278 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:44:33am

#270 Lopps

It's going to rain Saturday if that makes you feel any better...

We're looking at a pretty good chance of thunderstorms tonight, so no, not really.

:D

279 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:44:37am

261 3 wood

IIRC, BF has golfed in Myrtle Beach...I was there a few years ago, but didn't golf.

I could go on and on about Charleston...one of my favorite cities in the world. Did you get over to Sullivan's Island or Isle of Palms?

280 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:44:47am

Hey loppy~ I love it when it rains on a Saturday!

(better than through the week, when I can't enjoy it) So you are STILL the lucky one!

I'm weird like that.

281 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:45:42am

Good Morning {RECON}!

282 USMC RECON  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:46:21am

Keep
I fly into Anchorage on the morning of 3/28.

I have been consistent with groups of 1 3/4"
from 200 yds.

That should do the trick as the average shot,according to the outfitter, is under 100 yds.

283 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:47:30am

#272 Keepandbear - With all due respect, I think the question should be are those guys ready for RECON!
;>)

284 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:47:47am
We are going to hit 70 today, and by Friday 75!

:-(

285 USMC RECON  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:48:55am

( )'s to all .

Realwest, I agree . The flak jackets are great if your sittin' on your butt. They don't do well in a fire fight or hand to hand.

286 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:49:11am

282 USMC RECON

Good luck good hunting

Um 3/28? Its 3/29 in this world. Do you mean 4/28?

287 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:49:36am

m & Lopps

Truth be told I'm not bitter, I'm jealous...

288 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:50:09am

277 JammieWearingFool


Since my pool went belly up having picked UConn-Duke in the final (I did have UCLA and Florida losing the semis), I figured I'll digest those games and unveil my choice Monday.

You too? Ohio State screwed me early and I had Michigan State going pretty deep as well.

My brother has Florida going all the way...the rat bastid. He better take care of his lil' sis if he wins. :D

Are you going to Montreal? If so, I can recommend some great places to eat...

289 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:52:12am

m

I don't mind a rainy saturday every now and then, but during the summer I'm all about logging as much boat/beach time as possible on the weekends.

290 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:52:23am

Good Day Lizards!

Here's a disgusting bit of news relating to the immigration protests outside of Montebello High School here in SoCal-

...There also was an unconfirmed report of students burning an American flag.
In Montebello, officials sought to clarify Tuesday that no Montebello High School students were involved in an incident Monday in which an American flag was hung upside down, below a Mexican flag.
"We'd like to make it clear that at the time that incident happened, Montebello High was in lockdown and our students were inside the school," said Robert Henke, assistant superintendent of student and community services and spokesman for the Montebello Unified School District.

That'll get some sympathy for your cause.

Oh, wait, I guess the liberals will support crap like that.

291 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:53:14am

Good hump day morning, dead threaders!

292 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:53:22am

m

I'm weird like that.

So long as it's warm out, I LOVE the rain!

293 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:54:20am

Good Morning {Keep}!

I've been meaning to ask you if any of your students have been the victims of the SAT score debacle?

294 traveler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:54:39am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006140354,00 .html

You know things are bad when Bobby Brown looks like the mature one...

295 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:56:35am

294 traveler

crack is whack...

296 christheprofessor  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:57:41am

Liquor is quicker...

297 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:58:35am

#280 m and
#292 Minnesota Ronin

I feel the same way about rain as I do about snow - if you don't have to slog out in it, it's fine!

298 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 4:58:57am

G'day from Down Under to everyone!

Bit late as I went to a Cyclone Larry fundraiser then had to go to my daughter's place

{ChicagoBlue} thanks mate

Thanks Ed etc for the Glenda update - heard on the news coming home that the cyclone had been downgraded to a Cat 4

Cyclone Larry has made a mess in Far North Queensland and the local economy is going down the plughole with so many people employed in the banana, sugar, avocado industries

Most buildings in Innisfail have been damaged - it's a terrible sight

Looking at pics of the damage, it's a bloody miracle no-one was killed

And what's really sad too is the people searching for their lost pets

299 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:00:05am

loppyd,

Yes, that's my destination. I'll be able to dine out Thursday and Saturday nights. Otherwise meals are accounted for.

Fire away on recommendations. Miss Trixie noted a couple spots yesterday as well.

300 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:00:13am

293 {loppyd}


no ours all take the ACT

I hate to say it but the SAT would be way to hard for them.

301 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:00:39am

And wine is fine!

#294 Traveler "You know things are bad when Bobby Brown looks like the mature one..." LOL, LOL!

302 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:01:05am
Tina also claimed Whitney was so wasted on drugs that she wet herself — then put on a baby’s nappy.

Now really...who hasn't done that once in their crazy youth...

303 Dirk Diggler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:01:38am

I share the anger of many here regarding the immigration issue. I too believe that every effort should be made to block illegal immigration yet I do not support proposals to restrict legal immigration. From what I have read the proposal on the table moves to do do just that, which is why I have some reservations about it.

I would prefer the government attacked companies that profit from illegal immigration with RICO statutes. Let's face it, the reason these companies want illegals is because they can pay them less and treat them worse than American workers. Make it more expensive to exploit illegal immigrant labor and businesses will be more reluctant to do it. I think this would ultimately be far more effective than more border patrols and physical barriers.

Lastly I think a distinction needs to be made between radical Mecha types and the hispanic community at large. From my considerable personal experience I can tell you that Cubans, Colombians, Salvadoreans, Venezuelans, and Argentinians have little regard for Mexico and have absolutely no desire to become citizens of Norte Mexico.

If the Republicans in the Senate fail to act or caves on ths issue then they're not worth a toss. I get the impression that the Republicans in the Senate are little more than vain, self important buffoons on a mission to curry favor with the New York Times.

304 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:02:42am

I had the pleasure of visiting Cape Hatteras and area, and I must say that I absolutely adore that part of the world.

Love the heat there and the ocean just took my breath away.

/memories

{keep}

So there was this spider...

Don't even GO there.

/shudder

305 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:02:47am

On the hypocrisy Christian Peacemaker Teams

Christian Peacemakers urgently made it to Iraq in time for the U.S.-led invasion that toppled Saddam Hussein. But they somehow missed out on his 25-year reign of terror, his gassings of the Kurds and his massacres of Shiites.

Similarly, Christian Peacemakers arrived in Afghanistan at the end of 2001, in time to document the devastation caused by U.S. bombing, but too late to peacefully mediate on behalf of the victims of the Taliban.

Just as the "human shields" were willing to protect the Baathist regime from American bombs but not Iraqi civilians from jihadist bombs, Christian Peacemakers seem committed to "waging peace" only against the United States and its allies. There are today, for instance, Christian Peacemaker Teams in Colombia and "Palestine," but none witnessing the genocide in Sudan.

To turn the other cheek — one's own cheek — is a principled demonstration of Christian pacificism. To avert one's gaze from evil, to divert the gaze of others and distort their perception of it, is neither principled nor does it advance the cause of real peace.

306 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:02:48am

#298 aussiemagpie G'day or night to ya! How are things going for ya these days?

307 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:03:02am

G'day {aussie}!

308 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:03:28am

OT: Anti-Americanism In Fwench Textbooks.

Eez eet possible to hate the Fwench more?

309 edr  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:03:40am

Hmmm.

Treason: Giving aid or comfort to the enemy.

310 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:03:48am

Candy is dandy!

Oh Aussie ~ sorry to hear all that. Mother Nature is a bitch sometimes.

And the lost pets, breaks your heart.

311 Prester John  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:04:15am

Meanwhile, on the lighter side of the news, per Nancy Pelosi, Democrats were offering a fresh (national security) strategy:

"one that is strong and smart, which understands the challenges America faces in a post 9/11 world, and one that demonstrates that Democrats are the party of real national security."

312 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:04:43am
313 christheprofessor  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:05:33am
And wine is fine!

'Til it drenches one's motherboard. Then it bites...

314 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:06:13am

aussie

Good to see the Aussies won again!

I see your guy Shane Warne had quite the outstanding day...

Linky

315 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:07:10am

#296 christheprofessor

Liquor is quicker...

{ctp}! Whassup my friend?

316 christheprofessor  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:08:18am

#315 {m}

Not much -- trying to get motivated to go to work... And with you?

317 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:08:20am

#311 Prester John ~

"one that is strong and smart, which understands the challenges America faces in a post 9/11 world, and one that demonstrates that Democrats are the party of real national security."

Oh my goodness, they are so out of their minds.

318 3 wood  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:08:23am

#279 loppyd

Did you get over to Sullivan's Island or Isle of Palms?

No, did the Yorktown and the entire downtown historical area of Charleston. Attended service in a 200 plus year old church. I'm sure some of my ancestors were responsible for shelling the place in the Civil War. I had quite a few family involved.

319 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:08:40am
320 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:08:53am

#302 loppyd

Tina also claimed Whitney was so wasted on drugs that she wet herself — then put on a baby’s nappy.

Now really...who hasn't done that once in their crazy youth...

Oh Hell to tha NO!

/whitney

;-)

321 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:08:59am

Yay it's here:

Democrats Offer National Security Platform
"Congressional Democrats vow to provide U.S. agents with the resources to hunt down Osama bin Laden and ensure a "responsible redeployment of U.S. forces" from Iraq in 2006 in a national security policy statement House and Senate Democratic leaders were announcing Wednesday.

"We need a new direction on national security, and leaders with policies that are tough and smart. That is what Democrats offer," Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said in remarks prepared for delivery Wednesday."

Of course, no details of how they're gonna do anything.

[Link: enews.earthlink.net...]

322 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:09:57am

{aussie}

So sad that some pets are lost but more importantly, no human lives were lost.

Jammie

Miss Trixie noted a couple spots yesterday as well.

Whatever you do, do NOT eat poutine. You'll regret it.

:D

323 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:10:17am

Hey aussiemagpie, have I mentioned that I've developed quite a taste for Australian wine?

324 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:10:37am

299 JammieWearingFool

Gibby's in Old Montreal - I usually get the steak au poivre. To die for!

La Queue de Cheval Steakhouse & Bar - one of the best meals of my life was had there...

Renoir (on Sherbrooke I think) kind of fancy pants, but delicious and beautiful setting

Joe Beef - the name says it all. Good food. Cheap.

Globe - hip and funky. Great food!

There are some great places on Crescent, but their names escape me...one is a pizza place.

325 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:11:23am

#305 Kenneth- great article

A peace laureate acting as an advocate for war might seem odd. Odd, unless you understand that war is not the worst evil known to mankind. And odd, unless you understand that the absence of war is far from being the same thing as peace.

That's the part that they don't necessarily get.

326 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:12:51am

# 312 AI

I'm tempted to haul the bodhran with me, but I probably won't. Don't need extra luggage and wouldn't fancy being kicked out of the hotel. I have a hard case for it, but it ain't gonna fit in the overhead, and I need that for the old computer bag anyway. Sigh.

327 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:12:58am

#306 realwest

Hi there - sent you an email last night - did you get it? :-)

328 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:13:36am

323 Americain

Hey aussiemagpie, have I mentioned that I've developed quite a taste for Australian wine?

Do tell...I have as well. Any recommendations?

all this food and wine talk is making me hungry for lunch...and not for a boring salad, either!

329 alegrias  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:13:50am

I'm sick of these postmoderne metro-transnationals grubbing for viewership of the lowest common denominator (the enemy in oldespeak).

I heartily agree with folks who say we ought to revoke such specimens' US citizenship--which evidently means nothing to them.

Vaya con Allah or Mo, you media ho.

330 vxbush  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:14:36am

Howdy howdy, folks. The greyness continues in the midwest, but it isn't as dark as yesterday, thank goodness. What's up?

I have no chocolate, alas...

331 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:14:51am

Good Morning, everyone! There is some foreign, bright object in our sky today. Perhaps it will linger long enough to be identified. ;-)

332 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:15:41am

{loppy!}

You didn't tell me that you've travelled up here.

/or perhaps I wasn't paying attention...

333 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:15:43am

316 christheprofessor

Not much -- trying to get motivated to go to work... And with you?

Trying to get the work done, so I can read LGF :D

Check your email when you get a chance :D

334 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:15:46am

#322 Miss Trixie, Bonjour!

Whatever you do, do NOT eat poutine. You'll regret it.

I love gravy on my fries, but I'll pass on the cheese.

BTW, I made some Creton last night and had some this morning.

Yummy.

335 Prester John  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:17:23am

#321 Hey, need another 1,500 or so Special Forces types? Just snap your fingers and voila, there they are.

Want another 250 cover agents who speak fluent Arabic and the other languages used in South Asia? Not a problem, just recruit a bunch of 22 year old college graduates and send them to Pakistan.

And the fact that these people even have a chance to take the House or Senate makes me want to cry if I wasn't already laughing at them.

336 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:17:32am

Thousands of peace activists across the world are protesting in front of Chinese embassies, shouting "No Blood for Oil" and burning effigies of the Chinese president, comparing him to Hitler...oh, wait a minute, I must have been dreaming...have more coffee, Kenneth...thanks, that's better

Actually, no protests anywhere,

Beijing's relations with Sudan escalated in the 1990s with development of large oil reserves. It has invested some $10 billion in Sudan. The state-owned China National Petroleum Corp. owns 40 percent, the largest share, in the Greater Nile Petroleum Operating Co. (GNPOC). State-owned China Petroleum Engineering and Construction (CPEC) has built a pipeline from the GNPOC fields to the Red Sea, and a refinery complex outside Khartoum.

CNPC owns most of a field in Darfur and 41 percent of a field in the Melut Basin. Another Chinese firm, Sinopec, is building a pipeline to Port Sudan on the Red Sea, where CPEC is building a tanker terminal. About 70 percent of Sudan's oil exports go to China, and account for 10 percent of China's oil imports. In exchange for oil, Beijing provides weapons and diplomatic support. China has supplied Sudan with tanks, artillery, helicopters and fighter aircraft. China has flooded Darfur with antipersonnel mines. It is estimated as much as 80 percent of Sudan's oil revenue goes to buy arms, while the general population remains one of the poorest in the world.

Beijing has also helped Sudan build its own factories to manufacture small arms and ammunition, the real weapons of mass destruction in Khartoum's campaign of ethnic cleansing. Chinese-built helicopter gunships reportedly operate from airfields maintained by the Chinese oil companies.

337 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:17:59am

#330 vxbush

I have no chocolate, alas...

Well, that just ain't right!

338 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:18:35am

#331 MTNester

I can see it from here, too! Amazing, huh?

:D :D :D

339 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:18:59am

318 3 wood

No, did the Yorktown and the entire downtown historical area of Charleston.

If you ever make it back, it's worth the drive over the Coooper River Bridge to see the sunsets. Have a beer at Dunleavy's Pub on Sullivan's...

I did the abridged version...on both trips to Charleston my traveling companions weren't into the historical aspects like me. BF is a history buff (his dad teaches high school US History)and has promised the real deal when we go.

340 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:19:02am

Morning {MTNester}!

I KNOW! What is that thing?

341 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:19:24am

#307 and #314 Minn Ronin

Hi - well you are really doing the hard yards here learning your cricket stuff!

I'm so proud of you! :-) You are rapidly becoming eligible to be a cricket commentator or writer - travel the world following the teams earning pots of money and mingling with the cricketing hoi polloi

And Shane Warne is the greatest bowler ever - I have a Shane DVD and I watch it often - his first ball bowled in England - where he got Gatting out with a mystery ball bowled in a way no-one had ever seen before

342 alegrias  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:21:02am

To cheer up I watched a PBS documentary on Broadway musicals last night on WETA public tv in the DC Metro area.

What a difference between then and now--despite the depression hardships, musicians and entertainers knocked themselves out picking up America's spirit and positively energizing folks around the world.

Irving Berlin, Gershwin brothers, Cole Porter, Rodgers & Hart, Rodgers & Hammerstein, jazz musicians of all kinds, Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers, Buzzby Berkeley, etc. etc. What a country that attracted & empowered such characters.

Let's get it back.

343 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:21:09am

#327 Aussiemagpie - Yes I did - did you get my reply?

344 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:22:03am

332 {Miss Trixie}

You didn't tell me that you've travelled up here.

In what I refer to as the dark years, I spent a lot of time in Burlington, VT...Montreal was only an hour away and I spent a lot of weekends there.

345 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:22:35am

Okay, not to brag or anything, but the younger daughter just won FIRST PLACE (Sports) in the annual Virginia Press Association Awards.

346 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:23:45am

To all that I have missed, Good Morning!

{all that I have missed}

Now I have to start this tedious project I've been putting off. :(

BBL

347 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:23:48am

aussie

I'm picking it up as I go...

;)

348 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:23:51am

{m}
{Ronin}

LOL...forecast says 30% chance of rain sometime today, so I'm just enjoying this bright light as much as possible while it lasts. Next sighting around here is scheduled for Saturday!

/repeat after me...summer is coming, summer is coming, summer is coming...

349 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:23:55am

#322 Miss trixie

Hi and how's little Miss trixie? :-)

350 USMC RECON  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:24:00am

Keep & Bear

Chalk it up to old age. (4/28)

I'm going to Myrtle Beach on 4/8 and returning on the 15th.

I come home ,unpack and pack .

I'm taking a charter from the local airport in Malone to Chicago and on to Anchorage with a stop in Seatle.

I leave Anchorage on 5/13.

351 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:24:22am

C-ya Lopps

352 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:24:39am

#328 loppyd

I can't recall the name, but it has a kangaroo on the label.

I'm kind of a newby when it comes to wine.

I won't buy French wines, so I was buying California stuff until I tried Down Under.

353 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:25:05am

#336 Kenneth - unfortunately for the Sudanese, they are going to have to try to use that fancy schmancy (bet it's all at least two generations old) military equipment themselves.

354 jpsfudimo  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:25:08am

OT this is something I recieved in the mail this morning.I would like to share it with you.
By Ted Nugent

I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad.

This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.

I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will.

Get over it.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is" -ever.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it. I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.

con't

355 Terp Mole  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:26:06am

UCSD Aztec moonbat: Soldiers = Murderers

Soldiers go AWOL with reason

Military lenience is rare, but the amount of AWOL soldiers is bound to increase as the war continues. Soldiers don't want to murder because it defies their beliefs. Those who continue in combat will be forced to live with a guilty conscience until they die.

Sorry, Broomhilda, but US Army dissertion rate has fallen every year since 9/11.

Year Number Rate (per thousand)

2001 4,597 9.50
2002 4,483 9.26
2003 3,678 7.60
2004 2,376 4.91

356 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:26:06am

#325 m

I'm particularily sickened by the "Christian Peacemakers" (they are neither). Here in Toronto one of the rescued jerks is being fetted as a brave hero by most of the usual leftist media hallelueh chorus. Their propaganda claims they go to places of conflict and stand "between" the waring sides. Bullshit! In Israel, do they stand on busses or at pizza shops and confront bombers? No, they help the Islamist "charity" organizations document the "Zionist's abuses." Same in Iraq.

The Iraqi Ambassador to Canada called them "phoney pacifists whose position is objectively indistinguishable from the terrorists & fascists". Good for him!

357 Killgore Trout  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:26:16am

Solar eclipse today...
Muslims have a special eclipse prayer that for some reason involves the Jooos...
(SALAATUL KUSUUF) The Eclipse Prayer

a jewish woman came to beg from her and said, "May Allah give you refuge from the punishment of the grave." So A'isha asked the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, "Are people punished in their graves?", and the Messenger of Allah,
...
he said what Allah willed him to say, and then he told them to seek protection for themselves from the punishment of the grave."


(((:~Oالله

358 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:26:43am

summer is coming, summer is coming, summer is coming...

The word here is 50% chance of thunderstorms...

I REALLY hope it happens!

359 jpsfudimo  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:26:44am

OT Cont'd

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male.
If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child. It takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

360 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:27:14am

#345 Mike C. Whoa Mikey -g'head, brag away; she must be an incredible athlete - must be in the GotP
bloodlines!

361 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:27:59am

{MTNester}

Hiya, toots!

:D

Americain

BTW, I made some Creton last night and had some this morning.

Nice to talk to you. Bonjour! Zut allors! Creton? I went to a brunch on the Québec side and when my meal appeared, there was an icy cold, morgue-like, grey slab of creton on the plate.

No thanks.

:D

/I'm very certain yours is quite tasty, OTOH

LOTS OF SUN TODAY! YIPPEE!

362 BenZacharia  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:29:40am

#336 Kenneth

Save Sudan, boycott Wal-mart, seriously.

/duck

363 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:30:36am

#353 realwest

Tragically, the Chinese military equipment is perfectly up to the task of killing unarmed civilians. Last spring Syrian military advisors helped the Sudanese test chemical weapons (real chemical weapons, not phosphuorus rounds) in Darfur. Where was the outrage about that?

364 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:30:48am

#323 Americain

Hi there

Our Aussie wines are pretty good - what wines are you drinking from Oz? Red, white or bubbly?

I was going to to do an weekly Aussie wine review - I did one only then I've been a bit slack

We drink a lot of wine, and my ex is in the wine industry (and as we are friends he gives us lots of good stuff)

Here's cheers to you as I'm sipping a nice Hunter Valley chardy!

On our last trip to the US and Canada we were amazed to find Lindemans Bin 65 chardy as the house wine in lots of bars that we went to

365 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:30:51am
366 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:31:50am

#356 Kenneth

Excellent point-I'm sure they are NOT going to be going to anywhere like the market, or kindergartens, etc..They are bascially Jew-hating cowards, looking for some quick-fix loving from jihadis.

Didn't you think it was pathetically funny how James Loooney's family made a satanic pact with the media not to reveal his homosexuality? Is that sinister or what? Someone who would have gotten killed because of his sexual preference goes to be among terrorists in Iraq.

Serious mental illness there, mixed with pathological Jew-hatred.

367 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:32:37am

#362 BenZacharia

Save Sudan, boycott Wal-mart, seriously.

By that, do you mean boycott China? On that I agree.

368 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:32:53am

# 360 realwest

Well, she did track in HS, but the award is for writing, not playing. When she buckles down, she writes very, very well, indeed.

369 traveler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:33:32am

jpsfudimo --

Ted Nugent -- rock's answer to plainspoken Harry Truman -- thanks for sharing that.

370 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:33:38am

#352 Americain

I would also suggest some Israeli wines-I know some people think kosher wines are an oxymoron, or that Maneshevitz is the only kosher wine out there, but the wines from the Golan are just lovely...

371 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:34:32am

Miss Trixie

One certainly has to develop a taste for it.

My wife, who's an Okie, can't stand it.

More for me. :^)

372 traveler  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:34:43am

#366 Writer Mom

Didn't you think it was pathetically funny how James Loooney's family made a satanic pact with the media not to reveal his homosexuality?

Oh, the irony!

373 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:35:53am

#328 Loppyd

{Lopps}

You're into Aussie wine too?

I'll find the website for a couple of good wines that I know are exported to the US - I'll post them soon

How's that gorgeous BF of yours eh? :-)

374 Mike C.  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:36:27am

# 365 AI

Last time out, I found a store that carried traditional Chinese instruments. A very dire threat to my American Express card, I assure you. They got some pretty strange stuff there.

375 BenZacharia  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:36:55am

#354 jpsfudimo

Don't hold back tell us what you really think. Drop the subtleties.

376 MoonbatBane  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:38:35am

"I’ve prepared and disseminated as news in Time Magaizine received some of their propaganda materials."

There, that's better.

/spit

377 Black George Bush  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:38:57am

morning all!

378 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:39:04am

Aussimagpie

I've tried the red and white. I would appreciate any recommendations you might have.


Writer Mom

I'll try some, thanks!

379 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:39:24am

#343 realwest

No it's still in cyberspace :-(

380 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:39:42am

#368 Mike C. - my bad. Read it too quickly, but that doesn't change your right to brag all you want to; in some ways it's an even greater achievement than winning as an athelete.

381 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:41:17am

Along with news of the deaths of a Canadian soldier, a US soldier and 8 Afghani soldiers in a fight with the Taliban, the Globe & Mail has a fine photo gallery of the Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan here.

And Christie Blatchford's lastest dispatch,

382 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:41:35am
383 ChicagoBlue  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:42:17am

#345 Mike C. ~

Congratulations to your daughter! First Place!
And good work, Dad.

jpsfudimo ~

The Nuge! Those are great and I've copied and pasted to send along to others. Thanks!

/one of the first RR songs I learned was "Strangle Hold"

384 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:42:23am

Here's a linky:

CPT hostage's homosexuality kept SECRET with consent of media.

Crap! My link function is not working again:

Here's the article:

[Link: cnews.canoe.ca...]

385 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:42:28am

#375 BenZacharia - Morning to ya! To be fair, he was quoting Ted Nugent, but still ROTFLMAO!

386 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:42:46am

#356 Kenneth

I'm particularily sickened by the "Christian Peacemakers" (they are neither). Here in Toronto one of the rescued jerks is being fetted as a brave hero by most of the usual leftist media hallelueh chorus. Their propaganda claims they go to places of conflict and stand "between" the waring sides. Bullshit!

Exactly! They stand in front of our enemies and hide behind their fake name.

387 BenZacharia  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:43:42am

Kenneth, yep (not limited to WM)
jpsfudimo

Accept for this

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks

turkey bacon, beef breakfast strips (Hebrew National) is kosher.

388 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:44:34am

Morning BGB!

389 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:44:35am

loppyd

Montreal was only an hour away and I spent a lot of weekends there.

So the question is, do you remember any of it?

:P

aussie

Thanks for asking. She's still limping slightly and takes her meds with her dinner. I'm afraid that if I take her off the meds, her condition will worsen. MAMA WINGER Can dogs take Metacam forever?

On the bright side, we've taken two walks this week (short ones, tho) and her spirits are really good. She was really, really, REALLY, muddy. I barely recognized her. LOL!

But she got a "Snausage" for letting me bathe her.

:)

Amercain

More for me. :^)

LOL!

390 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:44:42am

#384 WriterMom - yeah, saw that yesterday I think and my basic response was that he was a masochistic malcontent or some such (sorry, just started second cup of coffee). They are all just bums. Period.

391 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:45:12am

#366 WriterMom

Someone who would have gotten killed because of his sexual preference goes to be among terrorists in Iraq.

Yeah, I send stuff to "Queers for Palestine" all the time. I know they never read it, but somehow, someway, something just might get through to them.

392 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:45:32am

On Topic, I listened to this interview on Hugh's program during my commute home and I started yelling at my radio.

Michael Ware proudly displayed the MSM's colors.

393 jpsfudimo  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:45:53am

OT This time it is from a forum I have been reading.

How to be a good Democrat:
1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese & North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is a woman.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

/cut and paste blogger

394 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:46:11am

#345 Mike C

Hi there

You have every right to brag! That's wonderful

As a parent there are lots of lows but equally when something like this happens it's so good!

395 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:46:40am

#377 Black George Bush

Hiya {BGB}!

396 BenZacharia  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:46:51am

realwest, ohh

jpsfudimo, Michigan has hope.

397 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:47:06am

kenneth

Thanks for posting that. Rest in peace, Private Robert Costall. May G*d keep and bless you.

398 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:49:15am

366 WriterMom

They are bascially Jew-hating cowards, looking for some quick-fix loving from jihadis.

They may or may not be jooo-haters, but they are definately "moral narcissists", a very sick and dangerous species.

Didn't you think it was pathetically funny how James Loooney's family made a satanic pact with the media not to reveal his homosexuality? Is that sinister or what? Someone who would have gotten killed because of his sexual preference goes to be among terrorists in Iraq.

Ok, when the press quoted a family member saying they didn't want to "put James at greater risk while he was in a vulnerable position" I had to wonder exactly what sort of position they were refering to...

399 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:50:25am

Here's something else...LGF linked to HonestReporting for Christine Amanpoopypants story

#390 realwest

I think it's deeper than that-I wonder about the pathology of someone who is homosexual, affiliates himself with a Quaker/"peacenik"/psuedo Christian thing, and then goes to the place where homosexuals can be murdered for their sexual preference.

400 jpsfudimo  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:51:12am

On Imigration,

Kennedy noted that under his bill, temporary workers will be able to bargain for wages and benefits just as U.S. workers do.

"If they don't like their jobs or the way they are treated, they will be permitted to change jobs. They will have the same right that American workers have to join or organize a union.
To guarantee future funding for the failing DNC coffers.

Employers hiring temporary workers will be required to comply with all federal, state and local labor laws," Kennedy said on the popular "800-Sue-Often" Legal news Radio Show.

The bold portions are my contributions.

401 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:51:37am

#398 kenneth

Well, it's not your position or my position, but there is a lot of that positioning in the Middle East, ya know...

402 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:51:57am

You know, all the La Raza type Mexicans who hate America but come here anyway-


Why the hell would they want God's Country (Western Hemisphere), Texas, to become like Mexico, with unsafe water, corrupt cops, dangerous roads and crappy infrastructure, drug wars in the streets between armed militias and corrupt Federal troops, poverty and everything else Mexico is known for?


Hey, if you turn Texas into Mexico, what are you gonna do, swim the Red River to Oklahoma in search of the American Dream?

It isn't as if pre-Columbian era Mexican Indians were living in high cotton. The Aztecs were in a state of constant warfare against neighboring Indian tribes just to catch new slaves for the human sacrifices their New World imitation of Islam demanded.


BTW, that is why a tiny Spanish force could conquer the entire Aztec nation- the other Central American Indians hated the Aztecs so much, they aided Cortez.

403 realwest  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:53:11am

#399 WriterMom - yeah, I'm sure it's something deeper, but I have no inclinaton to try to figure someone like that out.
Oh, and thanks for the link!

404 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:53:22am

Boo!

405 easy  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:54:28am
I've listened to all manifestation of U.S. military spokesmen, of diplomats, of ambassadors, discuss and describe the enemy. And so often, it has been wrong. And it's either because these people don't understand what they're up against, or more likely, it's that these people are not telling the public the truth about them, about the fact that they're not just one homogenous group,

I must be psychic then since I have not read Ware and I've known this all along, and have always assumed everyone else did too.

406 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:54:42am

#397 Miss Trixie

You're welcome. The media's hypocritical swooning over the jerks from CPT is in stark contrast to the real heroes like Pte. Robert Costall

Twelve Canadians have been killed in Afghanistan since 2002 – 11 soldiers and one diplomat.

407 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:54:49am
408 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:55:27am
409 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:55:54am

Israeli wines...article by Daniel Rogov-one of Israel's best known food critics.

410 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:56:05am

While returning library books for the wife, I checked out a couple of the meager selection of tornado related books available at the Barbara Bush branch of the Harris County Public Library.


One book by a Canadian storm chasing couple, with lots of photos of 2 tornadoes that hit Ontario in April 1996 (IIRC).

Canadian homes (yes, some were damaged, but not all) are rather boxy and unattractive, if I say so myself.

411 vxbush  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:56:23am

404 Peacekeeper

You should know I don't scare easy.

/heh

412 Silhouette  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:58:29am

I'm slow on the uptake this morning. I was trying to figure out why the Christian Peacekeepers and the media would keep they guy's homosexuality a secret. Surely they didn't think it was wrong or wouldn't want to appease any in the public who think it is wrong.

Then the light bulb went off. Ooooh, they knew those nice terrorists they were supporting might not be so understanding.

I must need caffeine.

413 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:58:35am

Why is the NFL trying to take all the fun out of the game?

Linky

414 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 5:58:44am

#378 Americain

Hi -

Here is the Penfolds Wines US website

Their wines especially the reds are exceptional

And the wine with the kangaroo is Yellowtail I think

415 easy  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:00:30am

#400 jpsfudimo

They will have the same right that American workers have to join or organize a union


"The International Brotherhood of Illegal Immigrants". Expect it.

416 Americain  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:01:49am

#404 Peacekeeper

I did have the hiccups. Thanks!


Aussimagpie

Thanks for the link.

And yes, it is yellow tail.

417 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:02:28am
418 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:03:09am

India sex selection doctor jailed

A doctor in India and his assistant have been sentenced to two years in jail for revealing the sex of a female foetus and then agreeing to abort it.

Will someone please explain to these people that you need some wimmens to keep the population going?

419 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:04:22am

#377 Black George Bush

Hi there from Sydney on this Thursday morning!

420 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:05:23am
421 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:05:43am

Christian Afghan headed to Italy.


Is this guy Catholic?


Oh, subtle CNN editorializing


About 1,000 people demonstrated in Mazar-e-Sharif on Monday, chanting "Death to America" and "Death to George Bush."

U.S. troops overthrew Afghanistan's ruling Taliban, which had harbored the al Qaeda terrorist network, after al Qaeda's Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on New York and Washington.

U.S. troops are still battling Taliban and al Qaeda remnants in parts of the country. Bush frequently touts the U.S. intervention in Afghanistan as a success in the battle against terrorism.

422 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:05:52am

#417 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades

That doesn't mean Gordon condones shoving Kenseth, who like himself has a reputation for racing clean. He placed part of the blame on NASCAR, saying he was told to park on pit road near Kenseth's car instead of driving to his hauler as normally is the case for those outside the top five.

"It's their fault I tell ya! They made me park close to him!"

423 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:06:54am

#366 WriterMom

Yeah, I send stuff to "Queers for Palestine" all the time. I know they never read it, but somehow, someway, something just might get through to them.

This reminds me of Jean Genet, the gay Fwench writer who moved to the West Bank in 1970 and was a big admirer of Arafat. Creep.

424 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:07:23am

#404 Peacekeeper

{PK} {PK} {PK} {PK} {PK} {PK} {PK}

425 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:08:52am

aussie

Saw this and thought you might have a laugh at it...

Scary cricketers of the world

426 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:11:41am

Wow.

US bans contacts with Hamas-led government

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - The United States has ordered its diplomats and contractors not to have any contacts with Palestinian ministries once a Hamas-led government is sworn in on Wednesday, U.S. officials said.

The directive, distributed to U.S. officials in the region by email, bars them from having contacts with Hamas-appointed government ministers, whether they are members of Hamas or not, as well as with those who work for them, U.S. officials said.

The United States hopes to sideline Hamas and pressure it to recognize Israel, renounce violence and abide by peace accords. Hamas, branded a terrorist organization by Washington, won Palestinian elections in January.

427 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:12:49am

#426 m

Dayum.

428 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:13:10am

#413 Ronin

Last I remember, there was some discussion that endzone celebrations were "unsportsman-like".

429 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:13:22am

#407 American Infidel

oh my, that's both funny and awful. But yes.

#414 aussiemagpie

Wines from Oz I quite like are The Little Penguin and Banrock Station

430 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:13:31am

Skip 426 ^ Charles covered it :D

431 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:13:33am

{m}

Hiya, toots!

Will someone please explain to these people that you need some wimmens to keep the population going?

Good luck with that. BTW, did you read Hirsi Ali's new column? It addresses this evil.

/Trying to find a link but I'm dumb as a box of rocks this morning and can't seem to get my act together.

432 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:13:40am

Well

Just busted a kid for cheating on a test.

0/100 for him! Pretty much buries his grade for the quarter too.

/I just don't get it

433 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:14:02am

#425 Minn Ronin

Good link - I've saved it to show the MOTH tonight! Thanks

So much research!

Now you have to start putting your spare change into that piggybank so you can come here and see a match :-D

434 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:14:35am

Off to smoke

back later

435 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:15:34am

{keep}

Just busted a kid for cheating on a test

How? Do tell.

:)

436 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:16:28am

432 keep

0/100 for him! Pretty much buries his grade for the quarter too.

BF's dad busted a kid getting answers to a test via text messaging last semester...

This is an AP History class, too...it's not like the kid was a dunce.

437 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:17:08am

#421 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades

Christian Afghan headed to Italy.

I hope the Italians are beefing up security at home and abroad.

438 WriterMom  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:17:27am

#423 Kenneth

Uhh..I didn't say that...I think it's pretty hilarious-but I can't take credit for that.

439 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:19:14am
440 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:21:20am

Lousy job is really cramping my style this AM.
{HUGGIES}!

441 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:22:47am

435 Miss Trixie

Well the kid had the practice test I give them all under his test.

that the proof. the how is more Zen like actually. After you've been in the classroom for a while you know when something just ain't right.

Kinda like cops and Soldiers know something isn't cool in their area. I'm not in mortal danger but its a feeling you get. Then you start looking around for the person that acts different. Not necessarliy suspicious they just don't act the way they normally do. then you start watching. Oddly enough sometimes the kid that draws your attention is a stundent sitting by the cheater. they know the cheating is wrong and bless their little hearts it bothers them.

442 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:23:54am
443 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:24:14am
Last I remember, there was some discussion that endzone celebrations were "unsportsman-like".

I think they are great!

Little flair never hurt anyone

444 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:24:47am

MTNester

ROFL! Thanks for the email! That was ME yesterday!

LOL! Sending it along

:D

445 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:25:08am

#433 aussie

Good deal...

Yeah, I gotta start savin the nickels and dimes

446 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:25:38am

#432 Keep

/I just don't get it

desperate enough to cheat but not to study and improve. Sounds LAZY to me.

447 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:26:38am

Now here's something to think about

One in three Brits talk on the phone with no clothes on!

So the phone rings and you rip of your clothes?

448 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:27:15am

#439 American Infidel

I haven't read Legacy of Jihad, yet. It's on my list. But I did read in The Force of Reason how the Ottoman's treated the Greeks at the fall of Constantinople. On the altars of the Christian churches they raped 4000 nuns, hundreds of boys and the snuffed out the prayer candles with the severed head of babies. I'm sure that little bit of history is not on the offical tour guide to "Istanbul".

449 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:27:33am

MTNester

That's how I felt at the end of yesterday!

LOL!

450 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:27:44am

Football isn't the same since Conrad Dobler left. I like hard tough mean games. the quarterback and receivers are players to and you should be able to plant them just like any other players

451 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:27:44am

#426 Loppyd

BF's dad busted a kid getting answers to a test via text messaging last semester...

Does anyone else see this as an extension of entitlement mentality? I deserve to get grades just because I'm me...I'm here...what?

452 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:28:23am
So the phone rings and you rip off your clothes?

Doesn't everybody?

453 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:28:37am

my bad...should have been 436 to Loppyd

454 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:29:00am

#447 aussiemagpie

I thought tequila made your clothes fall off.

455 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:29:17am

Peace

{HUGGIES}!

DEPENDS!

keep

LOL! Sounds like your "spidey sense" tingles at all the right moments.

:D

456 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:30:46am

#444 Miss Trixie

Haven't we ALL had those days? Glad you enjoyed it!

457 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:31:06am

#429 Kenneth

Hi there - greetings to you in Canada

Glad you're enjoying the Aussie wines - having had french, German, Austrian, wines in Europe I prefer ours

And we enjoyed Californian wines too - Mondavi I think

And in Canada we tried the ice wine

458 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:31:34am
459 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:32:16am

#454 Ward Cleaver

I thought tequila made your clothes fall off.

You mean it doesn't?

460 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:36:26am

aussie

So the phone rings and you rip of your clothes?

You should see what I do when the doorbell rings!

:p

Ward Cleaver

I thought tequila made your clothes fall off.

No. No. It's

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
FLOOR!

:D

461 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:37:23am

#452 Minn Ronin

I try but by the time I get my orthopaedic corset, my varicose vein stockings, my granny underwear off - the phone has stopped ringing! :-)

462 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:38:21am

#461 aussie

LOL!

:D

463 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:39:27am

MTNester

Didn't you just email us something about this?

464 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:39:58am

Hey {Aussie}

How is Julie doing? Is the combo of meds making a difference for her?

465 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:40:50am

The cat is under house arrest!

466 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:43:11am

#463 Minnesota Ronin

LMAO! Bad Kitty Gone Wild!

467 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:43:40am

Sadly I wanted to give everybody the huggies and then complain about the rocks migrating into my driveway again. But things is crazy this morning.

{American Infidol}
{Aussie}{Aussie}{Aussie}{Aussie}{Aussie}{Aussie}{A ussie}{Aussie}{Aussie}{Aussie}
TCG MISS TRIXIE
{LOPPS}
Is {Dubs} around?
{VXBush} next time I'll jump out and shout!
{Mtn}

468 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:44:18am

#465 Ronin

Poor Kitty...he just wanted to play!

/surprised he wasn't ordere to be de-clawed!

469 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:44:35am
Bad Kitty Gone Wild!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! !

470 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:45:19am
471 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:45:27am
Poor Kitty...he just wanted to play!

Uh-huh.

:D

472 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:46:35am

Good Luck!

ROME - An Afghan Christian convert who had faced the death penalty for abandoning Islam has arrived in Italy where he has been granted asylum, Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi said Wednesday.

473 Kenneth  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:46:35am

The Weekly Standard does a good job of demonstrating the sheer willful stupidity of John Murtha:

REPRESENTATIVE John Murtha, a Democrat from Pennsylvania, appeared on NBC's Meet the Press on Sunday, March 19, to evaluate the war in Iraq on its third anniversary. Murtha, a decorated veteran and longtime hawk, has become a leading spokesman for his party on the war. And on the show, he spoke of what "probably worries me the most" about the U.S. effort in Iraq. The war, said Murtha, is a diversion from the global war on terror.

"There was no terrorism in Iraq before we went there," said Murtha. "None. There was no connection with al Qaeda, there was no connection with, with terrorism in Iraq itself." This is now the conventional wisdom on Iraq and terrorism. It is wrong.

And now the reality:

A new study from the Joint Forces Command in Norfolk, Virginia, paints quite a different picture. According to captured documents cited in the study and first reported in THE WEEKLY STANDARD in January, the former Iraqi regime was training non-Iraqi Arabs in terrorist techniques.

Beginning in 1994, the Fedayeen Saddam opened its own paramilitary training camps for volunteers, graduating more than 7,200 "good men racing full with courage and enthusiasm" in the first year. Beginning in 1998, these camps began hosting "Arab volunteers from Egypt, Palestine, Jordan, 'the Gulf,' and Syria." It is not clear from available evidence where all of these non-Iraqi volunteers who were "sacrificing for the cause" went to ply their newfound skills. Before the summer of 2002, most volunteers went home upon the completion of training. But these camps were humming with frenzied activity in the months immediately prior to the war.

474 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:48:10am

#454 Ward Cleaver

Hi - and good news about your wife - that would be such a relief for all of you

Hey, what about if the phone rings at 9am? Cold sober, ripping off clothes? :-)

And what about at work? If the phone rings?

475 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:49:10am
476 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:49:20am

Good Grief

BADSHAHKILI, Pakistan - A battle for the airwaves between two Islamic preachers with their own FM radio stations in Pakistan escalated into bitter fighting that killed at least 24 people.

The government threatened action unless tribal militiamen vacated the scene of the heaviest clashes Tuesday in Khyber Agency, where thousands of security forces were on alert.

The violence in Pakistan's northwestern frontier with Afghanistan raised new doubts about the government's grip over the lawless region, where Islamic radicals, including Taliban sympathizers, wield growing influence.

477 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:51:29am

#460 Miss trixie

Glad to hear little Miss trixie is walking

Now if the doorbell rings what do you do? Rip off your clothes? LOL!

Not in winter though surely

478 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:51:54am

WKRP in Pakistani

The enmity between Shakir and Rahman was sparked when they started criticizing each other's religious beliefs in broadcasts by their small FM radio stations, run from homes in the remote region dominated by Pashtun tribesmen.
479 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:51:54am

ronin

Rrowr!

480 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:53:32am

aussie

I think the mailman is scarred for life!

:D

481 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:54:15am

Miss Trixie

Rrowr!

Where in the world did that come from?

:D

482 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:55:43am

#464 MTnester

Hi there

Julie is a mess at the moment - I'll email you later today about it - poor little thing is not coping at all

And thanks for that email LOL!

483 abolitionist  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:56:04am

In March 20 issue of Time, a 2 page spread announces:
Discovery Channel's 'Perfect Disaster' Chronicles Six Extreme Weather Disasters In Cities Wordwide

Summary:
Chicken Little is not even thinking about crossing the road. But he has a message.

Commentary:
Why, there oughta be a (international) law. Don't feel safe yet? More laws. Demand more UN power! Only the UN can save Mother Earth. And we must teach our children well.

Conclusion:
Are you sure that's a head rest? Looks more like a chopping block. Oh silly me. THERE's the label, just a bit illegible from all the cherry Flavor-Aid(tm). It plainly says 2 Many Peoples Gaia Head Rest, courtesy of the UN. And in tiny print at the bottom, made in china.

/zzz

Sorry if I went a bit overboard with links, but these things are related, and quite on topic. What the heck:
The US Peace Government (reincarnation of Natural Law Party) brags:

Twenty-four hundred Peace Palaces are being established across America to reduce crime and violence and promote coherence and harmony for the nation.
484 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:56:58am

#482 aussiemagpie

Oh {Aussie}! I am so sorry. You'll have to pass on a {Julie} hug for us.

:(

485 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 6:58:19am

{m} I missed you! I am so sorry. I always miss somebody...

486 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:00:56am

#478 Peacekeeper
WKRP in Pakistani

487 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:01:51am

aaahhwww {PeaceKeeper}!

Guess I should call off the hounds, huh?

;-)

488 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:02:49am

#482 Aussie

Oh, I feel so bad for {[Julie]}. I look forward to hearing from you.

Glad you liked the email LOL

489 aussiemagpie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:03:17am

It's sign off time here - 4am Down Under

Now as you all move onto making this thread reach 1,000+

I'll love you and leave you with this really crook joke

Mum was having the dickens of a time getting her son ready for school

"I'm not going" he screamed

"The teachers all make fun of me and the kids all hate me. I'm just not going anymore!"

"I'll give you two reasons that you will go, son" said the mother

"First, you are 49, and second, you are the principal"

Nightynight to all here - I really enjoy my coupla hours here with you lot!

Have a lovely yesterday!

490 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:04:49am

Stupid.

"The 5-year-old boy climbed from a chair onto a washer-dryer and got an unloaded pistol out of a cupboard at home"

"The boy's parents tried to keep the gun out of his reach..."

I got an idea... GET A GUN LOCKER OR SAFE!

491 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:05:39am

Well, I'll be damned. It WAS Arthur! Why was I thinking it was Les?

492 Peacekeeper  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:05:54am

BBL

493 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:06:38am

Good/crook one, {Aussie}! Sleep well hon!

494 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:07:14am

#490 Minnesota Ronin

That really pisses me off.

495 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:09:41am

Nightynight {aussie}!

496 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:10:31am

#494 m

Me too.

497 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:11:19am

'Night aussie!

m, ronin

The stupidity of some people astonishes me. Those people should not have been allowed to procreate, IMHO.

Idiots.

498 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:14:04am

G'night, {Aussie dear}! Pleasant dreams.

499 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:15:38am

#491 m

This is what I get from your link:

A Hotlinking Error Has Occured!


We have detected a hotlinking error. Hotlinking is when you link to images or NON html files on bravepages.com from another host. Hotlinking is not allowed for our FREE Accounts. Hotlinking is allowed for our paid accounts. Your account can be upgraded in the user section when you have logged in.

500 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:16:01am

#497 Miss Trixie

I hear ya!

501 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:16:08am

See ya, {PK}

502 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:21:06am

#499 MTNester

Eh well- I think we've all heard it anyway :D

As G-d as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

503 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:23:31am

#502 m

LOL

504 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:25:52am

What the hell?

Wonder what Mom and Dad think about this...

505 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:27:47am

#504 Ronin

My, but his parents must be proud! *spit*

506 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:28:37am

#504 Minnesota Ronin

I bet they are just so proud.

507 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:28:55am

Ladies - check your email please!

:D

508 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:29:07am

Ha! MT, I shoulda refreshed :D

509 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:30:14am

#505 & # 506

m & MT are twinsies!

510 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:30:54am

Miss Trixie~ HAHAHAHAHA!

But when the rubber band snaps... LOOKOUT!

511 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:31:44am

#509 Minnesota Ronin

Ain't we, though :D

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

512 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:32:39am

Thank you Miss Trixie...now I have a craft project for this afternoon! LOL

513 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:35:05am

m...we are like peas in a pod, girl! :-D

514 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:40:05am
Double your pleasure, double your fun!

:-X

515 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:45:50am

Ronin...I just knew you couldn't leave that one alone! LOL

516 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:47:08am

Mmmm... Arby's curly fries...

517 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:47:58am
I just knew you couldn't leave that one alone!

I just can't help myself sometimes...

518 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:48:02am

Ronin - If I ever receive Arby's curly fries, I'll pass them right along to you!

519 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:49:39am

MT

Thanks!

I just got done having a box of them!

SOOO GOOD!

520 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:50:42am

My favorites fries are the large chunky one with the skin on. Still tastes like potatoes. Needless to say, I don't eat very many fries. ;-)

521 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:51:40am

or even my favorite fries

PIMF

522 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:53:11am

MT


Mmmm... jojo fries!

Love em!

I get them at KFC and dunk them in my mashed potatoes and gravy...

523 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:54:38am

Yep, dunking them in the gravy is very good! Mmmm!

524 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:54:48am

Ladies - check your email please.

:D

525 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:55:00am
526 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:55:49am

Well, today's lunch is going to be tuna sandwiches. Heh...good thing Friday is payday...choices are becoming limited.

527 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:56:20am

m

I'm already a step ahead of you...

Waffle Fries

528 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:56:50am

MT

With pickles in it?

529 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:56:57am

Miss Trixie~ that is amazing! But uhm... no way, no how!

530 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:57:41am

#527 Minnesota Ronin

OH YEAAAHHH! (and it's not the kool-aid man!)

531 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:58:55am

When I was a wee lass, my family and would go to "Shakey's Pizza".

MOJO potatoes! Beats fries any day!

I miss MOJO potatoes.

Gotta get me some MOJO potatoes.

:(

/MOJO potatohead

532 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 7:59:30am
kool-aid man!


OH YEEEAAAH!

533 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:02:24am

Ronin - yes, I make my tuna salad with pickle relish in it. Sooo good!

534 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:04:28am

Miss Trixie

Wanna order some?

535 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:04:32am

And I see that Mickey's hands are pointing at the 12, so it's time to get going for lunch. BBL ;-)

536 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:05:22am

MT

Ah... I just use Miracle Whip and cut up kosher dills...

537 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:06:43am

C-ya MT!

Enjoy the tuna!

538 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:10:09am

So who all is left in here right now?

539 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:11:50am

MTNester

♪ Pease porridge hot, ♪
♪ Pease porridge cold, ♪
♪ Pease porridge in the pot ♪
♪ Nine days old. ♪

Cheer up! Payday's on Friday!

:)

540 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:12:30am
Payday's on Friday!

And I can't wait!

541 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:12:43am

Mornin' Afternoon DDT!

The day was going just fine, busy but fine, until an email from the boss. She wants us to fix something she believes to be broken without resources, IT support, or any other guidance...and she wants it in 2 weeks. Man I hate it when the suits get thier knickers in a wad!

Maybe I'll install that remote controlled fart machine in her chair after all.

NMM

Ronin - you're right about Arby's curly fries but you gotta dip them in a BBQ sauce/Horseradish mixture.

542 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:13:02am

Helllooo?

543 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:14:18am

Afternoon [NMM]!

I like to dip them in either Arby's sauce or the three pepper sauce...

544 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:15:00am
Helllooo?

Hiiiyyaaa!

545 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:15:24am

Miss Trixie

We had Shakey's pizza too! First place I ever saw a video game...Pong. Also liked how you could go up to the window and watch them toss the dough.

NMM

546 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:16:23am

Sweet Lord.

Arby's fries...jo-jo's...gravy fries.

You people are dy-no-mite.

547 loppyd  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:18:28am

Ronin

Payday's on Friday!

And I can't wait!

Mine is tomorrow...and it couldn't be any sooner. I'm down to the change in my car's cubby until then. The joys of homeowenership!

548 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:18:36am

NMM, ronin

I don't much care for Arby's plastic beef sammiches, however, their chicken breast sammich with horsey sauce stokes my motor.

Sadly, there's not an Arby's in my area so when I do find one it's a real treat.

:)

549 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:22:11am

Miss Trixie

I agree about the Arby's roast beef but the fries are good. Best Roast Beef sammich I've had (from fast food joints anyhow) is from Lion's Choice but I'm sure there aren't any of those up there either.

NMM

550 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:27:20am

NMM

We had Shakey's pizza too! First place I ever saw a video game...Pong. Also liked how you could go up to the window and watch them toss the dough.

Pong! Ahhh, the memories. I had my first crush on the guy who sauced the dough then later on a banjo player who played there on weekends.

They don't make pizza lik THAT anymore.

MOJO POTATOES!

/drool

551 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:27:56am

Lopps

Waffle fries with seasoned sour cream!


Oh my Lord are they good!

552 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:28:59am
MOJO POTATOES!

See #534

;)

553 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:32:07am
Pong! Ahhh, the memories. I had my first crush on the guy who sauced the dough then later on a banjo player who played there on weekends.

They don't make pizza lik THAT anymore.

That was some kind of pizza!

NMM

554 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:32:24am

NMM

but I'm sure there aren't any of those up there either.

Damn shame. I love beef. And I'm an Alberta girl where we grow the world's finest beef. Here in Ontario the beef is crappy and often not aged properly or seasoned well on order.

Not that I'm picky, I just want some decent beef when I splurge.

And I don't splurge very often.

:|

555 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:32:29am
556 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:34:12am

NMM

That was some kind of pizza!

LOLOLOLOL!

557 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:37:09am

#555 Ronin

That looks yummy. My wife prefers the thin crust varieties but I'm a thick crust kind of guy...holds more toppings better for one thing.

NMM

558 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:37:37am
Not that I'm picky, I just want some decent beef when I splurge.

It's okay. I'm a steak snob.

I am UBER-particular about my cuts of meat.

559 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:40:30am

Picky smicky

as long as you wiped it's ass and it's still at body temp it's good.

560 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:41:36am

NMM

I have become more of a thin crust guy, but I LOVE me some deep dish every now and again...

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, green peppers and onions.


So f'n good!

561 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:43:57am

ronin

Steak snob. Heh.

Two martinis. Appetizer. Order a nice 1/2 bottle of red. I order tenderloin. Medium rare with lots of veggies on the side. Garlic toast to soak up the juices. Dessert.

Can't have any better than that.

/until the guy at the other table asks if he can "Join" me and I ask him "Why, have I come apart?"

;p

562 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:44:07am
it's still at body temp it's good.

Too well done for my taste.

563 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:45:24am

Speaking of beef I am reminded that grilling season has entered its peak season. I currently use the most basic of these but have been thinking of upgrading to something like this.

The former allows for much more beer time...stacking the coals, lighting them, getting the fire just right, etc. but the latter is far easier to get things done on when you are cooking a lot of pork steaks, steaks, chicken, whatever.

Grilling is great!

NMM

564 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:47:03am
Can't have any better than that.

Sure you can.

Two Gin & tonics. Bowl of French onion soup. Order a nice 1/2 bottle of white. I order tenderloin. Extra rare with lots of veggies on the side, along with garlic mashed potatoes. Garlic toast to soak up the juices. Dessert.

565 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:48:24am

563 newmelleman

Get something with Brass burners. the stainless steel ones don't even last one summer without falling apart. The cast Iron ones last longer but not as long as they used to. Brass is more expensive but will pay for itself when you don't have to constantly replace burners.

566 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:50:35am

Vegatibles EWWW!

if the Good Lord had meant for me to eat that crap he would have given me flat teeth and four stomachs

567 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:51:20am
Can't have any better than that.

Sure you can.

Two Gin & tonics. Bowl of French onion soup. Order a nice 1/2 bottle of white. I order tenderloin. Extra rare with lots of veggies on the side, along with garlic mashed potatoes. Garlic toast to soak up the juices. Dessert.

Or, several beers to keep you cool whilst BBQ'ing, several Bombay & Tonics with the meal, then the remainder of whatever drink is on hand, and music throughout. All with at least one other family to enjoy it with.

NMM

568 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:52:27am

Miss Trixie

My personal, and rather expensive, favorite.

Kobe beef.

569 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:53:48am
Bombay & Tonics

Bombay Sapphire & tonic

570 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:55:36am

#566 Keepandbear

Vegatibles EWWW!

Amen, brotha!

571 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:55:51am
Bombay Sapphire & tonic

In a perfect world...caviar wishes and a frankfurter budget here I'm afraid ;) Just as long as its not "well" gin which I don't even think I would use to refinish furniture.

NMM

572 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 8:58:27am

m and Keep


Big salad... Some iceberg lettuce, lotsa tomatoes and cucumbers, cheese, black pepper, croutons, bacon bits and French dressing.


Mmmm...

573 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:00:02am

Ronin- you raising rabbits?

574 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:01:03am
575 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:02:44am

#574 newmelleman

Oh, I gotta call Grandma! She has Tom's autograph and everything!

:D :D :D

576 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:02:56am

572 Minnesota Ronin

It takes no intelligence to sneak up on a blade of grass.

Speaker to Animals

/Ringworld

577 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:03:06am
Ronin- you raising rabbits?

I see we got some jokes...

578 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:03:50am

When grilling a favorite vegetable dish, for those that are so inclined, is a mixture of newmelleman-grown zucchinni & yellow squash, onions, and mushrooms. Mix with olive oil and montreal chicken seasoning then grill.

Not a big veggie fan myself but even I like this.

NMM

579 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:04:44am

NMM

Take the mushrooms outta that and you got my favorite sidedish for a steak!

580 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:05:21am

It takes no intelligence to sneak up on a blade of grass.

Cole's Law?

NMM

581 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:09:36am

No a comment by a Kzinti (a large, intelligent, carnivorous cat like xenomorph) called Speaker to Animals to a small human named Louis Wu about a herbavore xenomorph with three legs. Speaker could not figure out how the Puppeteers ever developed a logical brain.

582 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:10:23am

#581 Keepandbear

Oh, okay.

583 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:10:55am

Keep

Now you're scaring me...

584 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:16:18am

m

check yer mail

585 Miss Trixie  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:20:00am

keep

if the Good Lord had meant for me to eat that crap he would have given me flat teeth and four stomachs

That's no way to talk about m!

:P

ronin

Kobe beef.

/drool

586 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:20:09am

Well, I'm off to lunch...

BIAB to continue the march to 5K

587 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:21:32am
Kobe beef.

I love it... It took me over a half an hour to eat one steak because I would chew each bite for so long...

588 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:22:02am

Oh thats it! We should solve the immigration problem by spending our tax dollars on infrastructure south of the border. Are you friggin' kidding me?

An investment of $20 billion a year over the next 10 years in Mexico in roads and communications connecting the poor southern part of Mexico to the North American market, Pastor says, would attract new companies to invest in Mexico and encourage many Mexicans to stay home and others to return.

Then again, it would just make the trek to El Norte more comfortable/convenient.

"The idea of funding development in Mexico may sound ludicrous to many," Pastor said, "and it would not end illegal immigration overnight. But it would end it eventually. And besides, it would benefit the U.S. economically."

Yeah, right. Hey dipstick welfare rarely works domestically and you want me to OK it on a international scale (further than it already is). Sounds more like yet another fiscal millstone to me.

NMM

589 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:29:44am

hmmm, my PC must be on the fritz. I keep hitting refresh but I can't see all of y'alls new comments?

NMM

590 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:32:54am

589

what new comments?

591 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:35:33am

Keep

All of the ones that would have otherwise been posted between #588 & #589. They must have disappeared into the ether.

NMM

592 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:38:54am

Lunch-time!

Didja miss me?

593 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:41:14am

591 NMM

didja here something?

594 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:43:35am

Keep-

Bite me!

595 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:49:15am

#585 Miss Trixie

Hey uh... Trix... I will hunt you down.

596 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:49:36am

I believe the expression is more like

Bite my shiny metal ass!

597 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:49:37am

#545 NMM

I remember Shakey's Pizza...wow! haven't thought about that in years. And it was good!


#559 Keep

as long as you wiped it's ass and it's still at body temp it's good.

Now that's the way to eat beef! YUM!


#572 Ronin

And YOU can make my salad!


Hi Dubs! Whatcha having for lunch today?

598 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:50:19am

{Dubs}! Are they working you hard today, chick?

599 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:50:30am
Didja miss me?

I could'a sworn Keep's shot caught you for sure...saw the blood trail and everything.

NMM

600 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:51:32am

Hey, Dubs...I missed you!

601 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:51:57am

MT, brown noser!

;-)

602 m  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:54:41am

okay. later {all}.

603 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:55:33am

I missed all y'all!

604 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:56:47am

How's the day Dubs? We were talkin' food earlier and I think it drove most everybody out to lunch.

NMM

605 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:57:37am

Wassup {Dubs}

606 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:57:56am

C-ya later m

607 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:58:41am
#572 Ronin

And YOU can make my salad!

Okay!

608 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 9:59:15am

Poor wittle {w-lover}

course we miss you. Some ones got to fetch the food to the table.


He he

609 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:02:41am

Sorry-

Trying to do two things AND LGF doesn't work too well.

My day has been okay so far. No refund calls for 50 cents today!

610 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:03:45am
No refund calls for 50 cents today!

Days not over yet...

:D

611 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:04:29am

Keep-

If my ass was made of metal I would most definatly tell you to Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!

612 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:05:32am
613 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:06:18am

#609 Dubs

No refund calls for 50 cents today!

The sad thing is that I could someday make a call like that. We have to balance our departmental accounts to the penny...no writing off 50 cents. Worse, it probably costs more in my time to recover that 50 cents than it would to just write it off. Grrr...government institutions!

614 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:07:56am

#612 Ronin

They never ask me!

615 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:09:55am

Now on Foxnews...

"U.N. Agrees on Statement Demanding Iran Halt Uranium Enrichment"

Oh no! Not the big bad statement!

616 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:10:31am
They never ask me!

Me either!

617 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:10:34am

MT-

I understand when people tell me "It's the principal", but come on! Ya lost 50 cents on a kiddie ride!

618 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:10:41am

#615 Ronin

Did it say whether or not they wagged their fingers as well?

NMM

619 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:12:25am

OK somebody on the "can do crew" around here has a hammer drill going on the outside wall of my office. I gotta get out for a few minutes before my fillings fall out...

NMM

620 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:12:58am

Holla.

621 Just_A_Grunt  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:13:09am

#609 W-Lover

My day has been okay so far. No refund calls for 50 cents today!


I didn't know you were in the Rap music business.

622 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:14:19am
Did it say whether or not they wagged their fingers as well?

It did not... But I'll keep checking.

I also did not see whether or not they were stomping their feet.

623 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:15:11am

{redstate}

Whadup?

624 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:15:50am

Just_A_Grunt-

LOL! You learn something every day. ;)

625 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:17:08am

I had some things that I had to get done at work this morning, so I didn't even peek in on you guys until now. How are y'all?

626 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:18:45am

{redstate}!

In other news: Jr. Dubs #2 was invited to participate in a problem solving program this summer. He is one of 6 in his class to be invited. The school normally gets 6 invitations for the whole school. Father Unit & I are very proud.

627 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:19:06am
How are y'all?

Livin' the dream...

628 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:20:56am
In other news: Jr. Dubs #2 was invited to participate in a problem solving program this summer. He is one of 6 in his class to be invited. The school normally gets 6 invitations for the whole school. Father Unit & I are very proud.

GO JR. DUBS #2! ! ! !

629 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:21:27am

{dubs}

In other news: Jr. Dubs #2 was invited to participate in a problem solving program this summer. He is one of 6 in his class to be invited. The school normally gets 6 invitations for the whole school. Father Unit & I are very proud.

Congrats! Don't you just love it when your kids do something good?

630 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:21:54am

redstate-

Sun shining? Check!
Not snowing? Check!
American Citizen? Big check!

I'm doing Great!

631 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:23:22am

redstate-

I'm just glad he's not wasting that Catholic School tuition!

632 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:23:38am

Ronin

Livin' the dream...


You dreamed of working with a bunch of lazy stupid women in a call center?

633 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:25:14am

In other news: Jr. Dubs #2 was invited to participate in a problem solving program this summer. He is one of 6 in his class to be invited. The school normally gets 6 invitations for the whole school. Father Unit & I are very proud.

I've got this real stubborn crabgrass issue...

Seriously, congrats.

NMM

634 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:25:42am

Ronin

Livin' the dream...


No, I get it...you dreamed of being online with beautiful intelligent women and handsome articulate men!

635 blackelkspeaks  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:26:06am

RE: #20

"HH: I'm sitting in the Empire State Building. Michael, I'm sitting in the Empire State Building, which has been in the past, and could be again, a target. Because in downtown Manhattan, it's not comfortable, although it's a lot safer than where you are, people always are three miles away from where the jihadis last spoke in America. So that's...civilians have a stake in this. Although you are on the front line, this was the front line four and a half years ago."

When the jackasses in New York and New Jersey voted for JEffinK in the last election, I decided that they deserve every stinking thing that comes their way from here on out. Why in hell should I care about those people any more? If a shooting war, for their own defense, isn't enough to open their eyes, then truly nothing will!

636 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:26:06am
You dreamed of working with a bunch of lazy stupid women in a call center?

You know what I meant.

637 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:26:50am
No, I get it...you dreamed of being online with beautiful intelligent women and handsome articulate men!

There ya go...

638 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:27:49am
I'm just glad he's not wasting that Catholic School tuition!

They're the place to be!

639 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:28:51am

#626 Dubs

Congrats to Jr. Dubs #2! That's quite an achievement. You and the Father Unit should be proud.

640 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:29:21am

Work sucks. Wish I'd done a better job of planning for retirement.

641 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:30:27am
Work sucks. Wish I'd done a better job of planning for retirement.

Me too.

642 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:30:57am

I gotta win the lottery.

643 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:31:30am
Me too.


LOL! You're 26 - I've worked longer than you've been alive!

644 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:32:06am

Ronin...get in line for that lottery win. I've been in line a long time for that! LOL

645 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:32:46am
646 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:34:02am

I can tell you that I would have a lot of fun as a 26 year old multi-millionare.

:D

647 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:34:54am
You're 26

Hey!

Not until August I'm not...

:D

648 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:35:56am

MT-

We are proud, and you all heard it here first- My kids are gunna change the world!

649 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:36:33am

I can tell you that I would have a lot of fun as a 26 year old multi-millionare.


For your own safety and protection, I volunteer MTNester and myself as "housemothers" (for a nominal fee, of course).

650 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:37:36am

You know, Dubs...I believe you! :-D

651 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:38:16am

Ronin - you scared me to death with that Randy Moss thing! Bad Ronin...bad...bad!

652 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:39:22am

Way to go, Redstate! I could manage that.

653 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:39:23am
For your own safety and protection, I volunteer MTNester and myself as "housemothers" (for a nominal fee, of course).

HA!

I don't need people watching over me!

654 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:40:31am
Ronin - you scared me to death with that Randy Moss thing! Bad Ronin...bad...bad!

You don't think the wording was an accident, do ya?

I like to mess with people's heads!

655 Texas Heathen  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:40:48am

643 rsrn

LOL! You're 26 - I've worked longer than you've been alive!

You've been working since you were 10.
*brown nosing the ladies*

656 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:41:00am

Ronin-

You're mean.

657 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:41:58am

Dubs

I try.

658 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:42:05am

*unlurk*


#656 W-lover 3/29/2006 12:41PM PST
Ronin-

You're mean.


Gee, that makes Ronin an evil Rethuglican!

659 Texas Heathen  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:43:17am

Hi everyone.
Not much time for posting today. But I am lurking. Y'all made me real hungry at lunch time.

660 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:44:33am

Hi, {Heathen}!
You da man.

661 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:46:10am
Gee, that makes Ronin an evil Rethuglican!

Yep.

662 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:46:44am
Y'all made me real hungry at lunch time.

We do what we can...

663 Texas Heathen  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:47:26am

660 redstate

Hi, {Heathen}!
You da man.

I see flattery will get me everywhere with the ladies. ;)
{redstate}

664 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:47:52am

Dubs

I wasn't trying to be mean... It is his return to Minnesota...

665 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:48:30am

hmmm...

666 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:48:33am

I LOVE it when {eo} un-lurks!

667 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:48:41am

evil?

668 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:49:27am

damnit Dubs.

:D

now YOU have the evil post...

669 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:49:38am

Hey, Ronin:
When you hit the lottery, you can buy one of those infamous flooded New Orleans school buses. A steal on e-bay for just $9,000.00!

670 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:51:02am
When you hit the lottery, you can buy one of those infamous flooded New Orleans school buses. A steal on e-bay for just $9,000.00!

Nah... I'm gonna blow it all on coke and hookers.

:D

671 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:51:46am

eo-

BWAAHAAHAA! Looks like I'm the Eeeevil Rethuglican!

672 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:52:07am

I'm gonna blow it all on coke and hookers


And this is why you need a housemother.

673 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:54:43am
And this is why you need a housemother.

Obviously I am joking...

I would throw one helluva party for the DDTers though...

Hell, I'd even fly y'all in!

Except Dubs. I'd send a limo for her.

:D

674 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:54:55am

I work in the office of Environmental Health & Safety on our campus. We sometimes receive email messages with warning or incidents from other campuses across the country. This one just arrived in my inbox:

Good Morning Everyone,

We had a dorm floor filled with smoke Friday night thanks to a saltpeter/sugar recipe gone wrong. Labs are so much easier to clean up because they usually are not considered crime scenes where the police are preoccupied with preserving evidence. No offence to Ames finest, they are highly trained professionals, things just moved a little slower than I prefer as the clock approached 2:00 AM.

Anyhow, here are a few tips I believe need to be added to the Anarchist Cookbook and other publications of similar genre:

When heating saltpeter/sugar, do it VERY slowly. Intense heat will simply ignite the mixture and fill your residence hall with smoke.

It is advisable to heat saltpeter/sugar with an oil bath and/or electric hot plate. A propane camp stove will simply ignite the mixture and fill your residence hall with smoke.

Use a reaction vessel that can hold at least twice the volume of the reactants. This can be done either by using a larger reaction vessel or by reducing the quantity of reactants. If the Anarchist Cookbook says "one cup sugar and one cup saltpeter", simply divide the quantities by the appropriate number. For example, one 1/2 cup of reactants could be created by mixing 1/4 cup of saltpeter with 1/4 cup of sugar. Placing too much reactant in too small of a vessel will overflow and fill your residence hall with smoke.

"Well ventilated" doesn't mean a fan in the window. One cup of saltpeter and one cup of sugar is like lighting off 3 gross of your favorite brand of smoke bombs. Experiments this fun should only be done at a remote location on private property with permission from the owner. In fact, such adventure in a post 9/11 world is ill advised at all. Doing this in a dorm room will at minimum get you in on the bad side of your RA and at worst involve the FD, PD and EH&S.

I hope you all had a nice, uneventful weekend.


I had to ask what the combination of saltpeter and sugar creates. The answer? TNT

675 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 10:59:41am

Ronin-

You mean you wouldn't fly us all to Maui?

676 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:01:01am

MTNester
Nothin' like a college education!

677 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:02:04am

MT-

I'd forward that to Homeland Security...

678 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:02:42am

Redstate

I just loved the way he responded to the incident. What restraint. I think I would have killed someone. Heck, the police were right there anyway...would have saved them a trip!

679 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:03:45am

Afternoon Dubs!

...and all of you other happy Lizzies...
{Dubs} {Lizzies}

680 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:04:54am

This did not happen at our school, it was done elsewhere, and since there were police and firemen who responded, I'm sure everyone who needs to be informed was informed. We (University EHS offices) have strict regs on that sort of thing.

681 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:05:28am

#666 W-lover 3/29/2006 12:48PM PST
I LOVE it when {eo} un-lurks!


Actually, I'm just trying to put a good face on the recent failure of my Romulan cloaking device...it's in the shop on Remulac 9.

682 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:06:05am

well, I'm outta here.

683 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:06:40am

MN Ronin

I would throw one helluva party for the DDTers though...

Hell, I'd even fly y'all in!

Looks like you won't be flying us in on Hooters Air.

684 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:07:10am

EO - we don't think any less of you for having your Romulan cloaking device in the shop. They just don't make 'em like they used to!

685 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:07:46am

Ronin

well, I'm outta here.


Where do you think you're going?

686 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:08:57am

Taking off early Ronin? Have a nice afternoon/evening!

687 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:09:53am

Bye, {Ronin}
You'll miss us!

688 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:13:11am

I just hate it when I distribute a difinitive document on something and people find a bunch of mistakes in it!

Seems like I have to triple-check myself anymore...

Oh well...I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!

689 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:16:44am

Time to take the mail to the PO. It's nearly 60 DEGREES right now. Think I'm gonna walk s-l-o-w-l-y...bbl

690 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:18:00am

Oh well...I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!


Me either.

691 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:19:42am

Time to take the mail to the PO. It's nearly 60 DEGREES right now. Think I'm gonna walk s-l-o-w-l-y...bbl


75 here; I'm a little chilly.
:-)

692 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:20:48am

Redstate

Yeah it was a bit chilly in the shade due to the brisk breeze, but in the sun...Ahhh...it was wonderful. More please.

693 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:21:52am
Time to take the mail to the PO. It's nearly 60 DEGREES right now. Think I'm gonna walk s-l-o-w-l-y...bbl


75 here; I'm a little chilly.

Finally warming up here as well, 60's. 70's forecast for tomorrow with severe storms in the evening. I love sitting on the deck with a BEvERage and watching the storm roll in.

High 90's with humidity to match are just around the corner.

NMM

694 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:22:22am

redstate-

Bye, {Ronin}
You'll miss us!

ROTFLOL! Yes. He. Will.

695 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:24:03am

(In best Shane voice) Ronin come back!

Don't leave me here alone with all...these...women.

Nevermind.

Have a nice evening Ronin!

NMM

696 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:24:43am

eo-

Well- I'm glad then that your cloaking device is in the shop.

697 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:26:43am

nmm

Don't leave me here alone with all...these...women.


You can handle us!

698 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:28:04am

redstate-

You can handle us!

I'm too much woman for one man to handle...or so I've been told.

699 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:29:52am

You can handle us!

I'm too much woman for one man to handle

Is this heaven?

NMM

700 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:30:26am

Whew! Dubs...H-O-T ! !

701 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:31:25am

Heaven on Earth, baby!

702 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:32:31am

When you're hot, you're hot, you really shoot your shot, you're dynomite child.

/70's funk off

NMM

703 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:37:12am
Is this heaven?

No. It's Iowa.

704 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:37:48am

Gah! Why did I do that, now I can't get those songs outta my head...



Tell me something good (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Tell me that you love me
Tell me something good (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Tell me that you like it, yeah

NMM

705 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:39:32am

#703 Dubs

I could have sworn it was heaven.

NMM

706 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:41:24am

Here you go NMM - something else:

hey girl whatcha doin down there
dancing alone every nite while I live rite above you
i can hear your music playin
i can feel your body swayin
one floor below me you don't even know me
I love you

chorus
Oh my darlin
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
oh my sweetness
means you'll meet me in the hallway
twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show

if you look out your window tonite
pulling the string with the note thats attached to my heart
read how many times i saw you
how in my silence i adored you
and only in my dreams did that wall between us come apart

chorus
Oh my darlin
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
oh my sweetness
means you'll meet me in the hallway
twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show

oh i can hear the music playing
i can feel your body swayin
one floor below me you don't even know me
i love you

chorus
Oh my darlin
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
oh my sweetness
means you'll meet me in the hallway
twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show

707 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:43:12am

MT

Wow! That's a good compliment to the Shakey's pizza memory from earlier in the thread.

NMM

708 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:44:44am

I have to admit that I got REALLY tired of hearing that one, though. LOL

709 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:44:47am

knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no


I hated that song then, and I still hates it now.

710 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:46:28am

"I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key"

/ear worm

711 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:46:33am

SPIDER

712 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:47:01am

Boogy boogy

713 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:47:21am

Lyrics to my all time most hated song:

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say "Brandy, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

714 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:49:33am

LOLOL

Redstate - I have a niece named Brandy...guess where her mom got the name? LOLOL

715 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:50:37am

DAMNIT KEEP!

NO MORE SPIDERS! ! ! !

716 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:50:57am
Redstate - I have a niece named Brandy...guess where her mom got the name? LOLOL


I'm sorry, but I really hate that song. I think it's that guy's voice more than anything.

717 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:51:29am

710 eschew_obfuscation

"I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key"

That song took on a different meaning for me when I was about 14.

718 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:51:37am

From the coasters, a bit before my time I suppose but I am...frugal. You can find a lot of cool tunes in the "cut-out" section (for those of you who remember LPs).

Three cool cats, three cool cats
Parked on the corner in a beat-up car
Dividing up a nickel candy bar
Talking all about how sharp they are, these
Three cool cats

Three cool chicks, three cool chicks
Walkin' down the street swingin' their hips
Splitting up a bag of potato chips
And three cool cats did three big flips for
Three cool chicks

Well, the first cool cat
He said, "Man, look at that!
Man, do you see what I see?"
"I want this little chick!"
"I want that little chick!"
"Hey, man, save one chick for me!"

Three cool chicks, three cool chicks
They look like angels from up above
And three cool cats really fell in love
And three cool chicks made three fools of these
Three cool cats

Three cool cats, three cool cats, three cool cats
Threee coool caaats

NMM

719 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:51:54am

And I thank you all for the huggies and goodbyes, but I ain't gone yet...

720 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:53:12am

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a keepandbear who sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away.

721 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:53:18am

#717 Keepandbear 3/29/2006 01:51PM PST
710 eschew_obfuscation

"I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key"

That song took on a different meaning for me when I was about 14.


We must be about the same age ;)

722 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:54:41am

RONIN

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Gasp...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

723 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:54:56am
And I thank you all for the huggies and goodbyes, but I ain't gone yet...


I knew you were a sneaky little piece of work.
:D

724 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:55:33am

Redstate

I hated that song too! That's what made the whole thing so funny!

725 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:56:47am

MTNester

I hated that song too! That's what made the whole thing so funny!


Do you agree about the singer's voice? I just wanted to slap the crap outta him!

726 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:57:19am

#719 Minnesota Ronin 3/29/2006 01:51PM PST
And I thank you all for the huggies and goodbyes, but I ain't gone yet...


You test-driving my Romulan cloaking device?

727 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:57:39am

Yummy, yummy, yummy.
I got love in my tummy.
(?)

728 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 11:59:40am

#727 redstateredneck 3/29/2006 01:57PM PST
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
I got love in my tummy.
(?)


1910 Fruitgum Company?

729 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:00:04pm

Oh mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey.

*runs screaming from the room*

See you all tomorrow.

{redstate}
{MTnester}
[Ronin]
[Keep]
[e_o]

NMM

730 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:00:21pm

Keep-

Ronin left...

731 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:00:23pm

My most hated song has to be

That's the way Uhuh uhuh I like it uhuh uhuh

stupid repetitive drivel

followed by Chevy Van just because the stations played it to death

732 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:00:30pm
I knew you were a sneaky little piece of work.

Not trying to be sneaky... Had to go and correct a mistake I made.

733 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:00:41pm
1910 Fruitgum Company?


You sir (I believe) are correct!

734 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:01:10pm

Nite Newmelleman!

735 newmelleman  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:01:17pm

#729

PIMF

{Dubs}

{anyone else I missed}

NMM

736 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:01:23pm

One of my most hated songs:

As time goes on I realize
Just what you mean to me
And now, now that you're near
Promise your love
That I've waited to share
And dreams of our moments together
Color my world with hope of loving you

737 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:01:37pm
Keep-

Ronin left...

Sure bout that?

738 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:01:55pm
Oh mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey.


I like that one!
{nmm}

739 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:02:02pm

W-lover

you were saying

;~}

740 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:02:08pm

Night [NMM]

741 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:02:19pm

Ronin: makin' a liar outta me!

742 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:03:02pm
Ronin: makin' a liar outta me!

Not trying to Dubs...

743 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:03:49pm

Night {NMM} - have a pleasant evening!

744 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:04:30pm
As time goes on I realize
Just what you mean to me
And now, now that you're near
Promise your love
That I've waited to share
And dreams of our moments together
Color my world with hope of loving you


Yeah, but you got to slow dance with a guy when they played it at a school dance.

745 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:05:37pm

And then, when Mr. Nester is in the room, don't EVEN play

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight

Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight


Hush my darling don’t cry my darling the lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling don’t fear my darling the lion sleeps tonight

746 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:06:19pm

The way to deal with Keep's spiders is to bring up 24...

747 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:06:27pm

Redstate

You may have come up with the only worthwhile reason for that song's existance! LOL

748 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:06:51pm
In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight

Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight


Hush my darling don’t cry my darling the lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling don’t fear my darling the lion sleeps tonight

I hate that song.

749 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:07:07pm
And then, when Mr. Nester is in the room, don't EVEN play


Brings out the wildman in him, does it?
;-)

750 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:08:24pm

Actually, it sends him screaming from the room...most likely the house.

751 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:09:21pm

Ronin...you're in great company! :-D

752 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:09:23pm

Now if I just figure out how to assci art a spider

/
' __O__/ /`
`--(_)--'
.---/ ---.
/ /'(>I

753 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:10:17pm

Keep

LOL - looks like someone stepped on your spider - LOLOL

754 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:10:33pm
Ronin...you're in great company! :-D

:D

755 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:11:10pm

Rats

LGF takes out all the spaces

NOT FAIR

756 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:13:21pm

#755 Keep

LGF takes out all the spaces

Thank you, Charles.

757 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:13:59pm

Jack Bauer.

758 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:14:12pm

Damn spiders...

759 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:14:56pm
Jack Bauer.

WOOOHOOO! ! ! !

GO JACK!

760 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:15:58pm

Jack Bauer kicks spider ass.

761 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:17:14pm

sheesh you all

LOL

did you ever go camping or anything?

762 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:17:27pm

Jack Bauer, meet spider.

Spider, meet your doom.

763 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:18:06pm
did you ever go camping or anything?

Yep.

With a 10 gallon drum of DEET.

764 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:18:12pm

Of course I went camping. On a boat...in the river. No spiders on the river.

765 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:18:27pm

KO Jack?

huh

whats Telly got to do with this?

766 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:19:55pm

I'm confused.

767 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:21:05pm
did you ever go camping or anything?

I think I've done "or anything"...

768 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:21:16pm
769 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:21:32pm

Keep

that was a touch funny...

:D

770 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:21:36pm
771 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:21:59pm
did you ever go camping or anything?


I'll have you know I'm a Girl Scout!

772 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:22:17pm

#768 keep

Why ya gotta do that?

773 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:23:03pm

ENOUGH WITH THE SPIDERS! ! ! !

774 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:23:48pm
775 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:24:17pm

I hate you Keep.

776 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:25:38pm
777 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:25:56pm
778 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:26:05pm

You are terrible Keep.

779 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:26:45pm

Thank you for that depiction of a potential hazard to my boat camping experience. Fortunately for me, in the 7 years that I camped on the river, I never had the misfortune of coming across one.

/now knock it off or we're going to lock you in the basement all by yourself and turn off the lights!

780 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:26:59pm

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

781 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:27:05pm

If Jack Bauer was gay his name would be Chuck Norris, M'kay?

782 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:27:34pm

Ronin

Hate is such a strong word.

your just a little angry with me is all.

Now that will be enough of the Jackie boy talk


ROTFLMFFAO

783 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:29:20pm

I've got my hand on the light switch...

784 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:30:36pm

#777 eschew_obfuscation

SWEET!

785 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:30:48pm

{EO}!

LOL!

786 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:31:21pm

Keep

very true.

I don't hate you.

I hate your spiders.

:D

787 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:31:23pm

EO - Loved the Lizard!

788 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:32:06pm

Aha! Spider - Predator or Prey?
What happens is this. A female wasp stings a spider in her own web, temporarily paralyzing her. Then the wasp lays an egg on the spider's abdomen. The paralysis wears off, and the spider gets up and goes about her business as usual. But this isn't the end of the story. The egg on her abdomen hatches, and the larva sucks the spider's body fluid. The spider still continues spinning her web like normal. But here's the worst of it. When the larva is about ready to construct its cocoon it injects the spider with a chemical that causes it to spin a twisted tent instead of its regular web. Finally, the wasp larva kills the spider, devours it, and then suspends its cocoon in the shelter of the tent the spider constructed.

Bwahahahahahah!

789 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:33:04pm

I like the dark. All my friends come out when the lights go out. They have multiple eyes to see better in the dark. Come my arachnid friends, come to Keepandbear and we shall take over the basement.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

790 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:34:55pm

No more spiders, no more Jack...

791 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:35:43pm

Keep

Ya gave me the willies!

ick!

792 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:36:07pm

I'm calling the Orkin man.

793 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:36:35pm
#790 W-lover 3/29/2006 02:34PM PST
No more spiders, no more Jack...


Can I have a Jack & Coke?...

or a White Spider?

794 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:37:12pm

Sweet mother of pearl

You all would have hated to live in the same Dormitory as me.


LOL

BTW

I still have three House Shirts with my Nickname on them.

The nic?

ASSHOLEMAN

795 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:39:04pm
796 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:39:31pm

eo-

My friend, you can have whatever you like. This round's on me!

BARKEEP- Jack and a Jack & Coke!

797 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:40:05pm
798 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:40:09pm

Oh that was cute! Thanks, Ronin!

799 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:40:18pm

EO

White liquor with dark soda
Dark liquor with white soda

Bourbon and Seven AKA Big Orange

My fav drink

actually anything is my fav except Agave and anything to sweet. Gotta have some tang in it.

800 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:41:00pm

Welcome MT!

801 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:41:40pm

Sapphire and Red Bull has a tang to it!

802 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:42:51pm

#796 W-lover 3/29/2006 02:39PM PST
eo-

My friend, you can have whatever you like. This round's on me!

BARKEEP- Jack and a Jack & Coke!


Why thank you ma'am!

Don't mind if I do...

...here's to ya'

803 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:43:22pm
804 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:43:34pm

another reason the water isn't always safe

And no its not another pic of a you know what.

Scouts Honor

805 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:44:22pm

Keep

Those are some good lookin tigers...

806 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:46:08pm

MT-

Only one increment left!

807 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:47:27pm

The top picture of the guy with the axe is one of my tattoos.

It goes from my knee to my ankle.

808 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:47:36pm

Ronin - I just love Giraffes. I have no idea why, except that I got to feed some one time and that was pretty neat.

809 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:48:56pm

Dubs - Can't be quick enough to suit me. I'm drained!

810 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:48:59pm

Whoops!

Congresswoman McKinney Punches Police Officer... MORE... Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) punched a U.S. Capitol Police officer today after he mistakenly pursued her for failing to pass through a metal detector, HOTLINE reports... The entire incident is on tape. The cop is pressing charges and the USCP are waiting until Congress adjourns to arrest her, a source claims...

Developing on Drudge...

811 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:49:32pm

MT

They're just fun like that...

812 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:50:02pm

810 Minnesota Ronin

Unfortunately nothing will come of this.

813 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:50:45pm

Keep

I know... It's really too bad.

I SAY THROW THE BOOK AT HER! ! !

814 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:52:29pm

#813 Minnesota Ronin 3/29/2006 02:50PM PST
Keep

I know... It's really too bad.

I SAY THROW THE BOOK AT HER! ! !


Why don't we kill two birds with one stone...Throw a Qur'an at her

hee...hee...hee

815 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:52:32pm

That book is kinda heavy...it might teach her a lesson, alright!

816 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:52:33pm

Almost time to go...I'm all a-twitter with excitement!

817 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:52:38pm

#804 AWW!

Keep- I love you again.

818 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:53:44pm
Why don't we kill two birds with one stone...Throw a Qur'an at her

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! !

819 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:53:54pm

7 minutes

820 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:55:05pm

Well friends, cocoa, and spider lovers...

Time for Brit...

Hope to see all y'all tomorrow!

821 redstateredneck  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:55:14pm

Gotta pack up - until tomorrow...
{LGF DDTers}
Muah!

822 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:55:43pm

Night eschew_obfuscation!

823 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:56:07pm

Night {redstate}!

824 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:56:52pm

#821 redstateredneck 3/29/2006 02:55PM PST
Gotta pack up - until tomorrow...
{LGF DDTers}
Muah!


Is that the LGF version of the Marines' Hoooah?
825 Minnesota Ronin  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:57:46pm

I suppose I should pack it up as well.

Y'all have a good one!

{MTNester}
{Dubs}
[Keep}

45 to go...

Guess I'll finish ahead of the month!

826 MTNester  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:57:57pm

Night {Redstate}
Night {Eschew}

Night {Ronin}
Night {Dubs}
Night {Keep}

I'm gone for today...have a nice evening!

827 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 12:59:20pm

G'Night {redstate} {eo}!

828 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:01:33pm

Okay so who's left?

Is it just you and me W-lover?

829 W-lover  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:02:18pm

I'm out too, {Y'all}!

830 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:03:33pm

Well shoot far.

831 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:04:25pm

gotta keep things even fot tfk

so

832 Keepandbear  Wed, Mar 29, 2006 1:05:06pm

KYPD

833 abolitionist  Fri, Mar 31, 2006 5:59:10am

#483 (me)
Sorry, I FUBARd a link for
Discovery Channel's 'Perfect Disaster' Chronicles Six Extreme Weather Disasters In Cities Wordwide

It was the other links I wanted to draw attention to.

And if my post seemed a bit Off Topic from the specific thread subject (Time Magazine's Michael Ware from Baghdad), here's a direct quote from MW:

So you see Iraq is but one theater in a global holy war.

There. If anyone wants to flame me for an OT post, have at it.


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