Thanks!

Which one of these guys is Green Helmet Ghoul?

I'm guessing I can figure it out without the phone call...they haven't exactly made a secret of it.

Funny, though, trying to look all official and legit.

Love the logo!

Is that a joke? Please tell me that's a joke.

Dear Mohamad Afif,

Why do your so called 'fighters' hide behind women and children? Isn't that kind of whimpy?

I am awaiting your reponse,

DesertSage

Who paid for the cards? Ahmadingdong?

mediarelations123@yahoo.com? Hmmm... I smell a hoax.

Charles, what's the source for these?

If it's real, then I think they need more pr0n spam, penny stock leads, Nigerian financial opportunities, etc.

Only 12 cents/minute to a landline and 25 cents/minute to a mobile phone on Skype. It might be worth doing a "wuzzup."

What is that image? A rifle and a globe? and what the hell is that black blob underneath it....a burnt body? We all know how they love burnt dead bodies.

They are real, and the source is highly reputable but does not wish to be identified.

#4 FreshAir

Love the logo!

On the bottom right it looks like a hand wrapped around a guitar neck.

Wahhabstock: Three days of the Religion of Pieces music.

I e-mailed them posing as a Nigerian Prince who needs a bank account number to depost Gazillions of Dollars into. hehehehe.

Hizballah threatens journalists at the first meeting. Hizballah keeps their passports and watches all their reporting. It's a done deal. Journalists report what Hizballah wants or they're denied The Holy Access, or much worse.

#6 DesertSage

Dear Mohamad Afif,

Why do your so called 'fighters' hide behind women and children? Isn't that kind of whimpy?

I am awaiting your reponse,

DesertSage

Dear Mr. Sage,
You have noticed, I suppose, that our favorite color is yellow?

Sincerely,
M. Afif

12 fluffy-

I'm not seeing the hand/guitar thing.

#13 mich-again

I e-mailed them posing as a Nigerian Prince

That's good, but sending it from Suha Arafat would have been really funny.

Ya, cool logo. I guess the weapon signifies their "militant" wing as, you know, opposed to their "social services/political" wing.

We should all send them an email posing as Don Rumsfeld.

OT: Jasser Smacks around CAIR Hack

Comment from: Bushra4693
07/31/06 @ 13:51
Perhaps Jasser needs to get his facts right, because Haq denounced Islam last year and converted to Christianity. Therefore, his own statement of describing himself as a Muslim American is inaccurate and unfounded.

As for the suggestion that we, as Muslims in America should stop condemning attacks and 'dismantle [hateful] ideology', how does he propose that this occur?

With the self-hating speech that Jasser loves to spew every now and again? I, for one would love to hear him criticize US foreign policy in the Muslim world.

Comment from: M. Zuhdi Jasser
Chairman, American Islamic Forum for Democracy

I’m guessing here, but it seems that our Arizona Republic PluggedIn blog, has become the space for some local Muslim leaders to hide behind veiled identities and dish out ad hominem attacks to their critics without the courage to sign their full name or their organization’s name. The comment above from “Bushra4693” uses the same name as Bushra Khan, which is the same name as that of the Office Manager of the local Arizona chapter of Council on American Islamic Relations (www.cairaz.org). I may be off base on this association, but it certainly is an interesting coincidence.

“Bushra4693” (CAIR’s anonymous proxy) responded to my piece on the “Islamofascist Rage in Seattle” above avoiding entirely the main issues I presented while making ad hominem attacks.

First, the veiled identity is very interesting and revealing since I did weigh in on the fact that activist Muslim organizations are in complete denial when it comes to the toxicity of Islamism as an ideology in individuals like Mr. Haq and organizations like Al Qaeda, Hamas, and Hezbullah.

Second, it appears that “Bushra4693” (CAIR's anonmyous proxy) either missed the entire point of my column or deceptively diverts her response away from it in order to demonize me. Her claim that I “need to get my facts right” because Haq converted to Christianity also conveniently misses the point. All sane people have already quickly established that Mr. Haq is a lunatic who reached his breaking point. The credibility of the information Mr. Haq gives or others may offer regarding his stated faith is of little value due to his instability and his psychopathology. For all we know in his last decompensating days his faith changed on a daily basis. For most of his life he was a Muslim and in possibly an "Islamist" environment.

The point here is our responsibility as Muslims. If not in denial, it should be easy to understand that Mr. Haq’s ill mind was fertilized through his life by an intoxicating ideology. What finally weakened his inhibitions was his illness. What apparently drove him at the end and fed his propensity toward radical ideas was the Islamist ideology. The question we as Muslims should be asking is--how does this differ from the process which creates suicide bombers? One could argue that radical Islamists may listen to an inflammatory radical imam spew political hatred against “America, the Jews, and the West” almost every Friday to one day finally ‘randomly’ commit an act of violence against the community. Does the imam’s ideology or that distributed in community literature not bear any responsibility for the hate crime. Do not the purveyors of this ideology have an ability to reform it in an effort to prevent terrorism?

Until we recognize that the Islamist vitriol coming out of “Muslim” sermons, literature, websites, and discussions can often serve as the fuel for the internal combustion of the next ‘surprising decompensation” of an unknown regular in our midst, we will never help the cause of defeating terror on our soil...more

#17 Who Watches the Watchmen? 8/3/2006 08:53PM PDT

Sending it as Yassir would've been funnier.

My older brother retired from the phone company after 35 years employment.

Maybe I need to show this to him and see what kind of fun and games can be played with these mooks. He is retired but I have a strong feeling that he still has his "connections" and that some of them are rather interesting.

How did the source get a hold of the cards? I'm just wondering where the Hezbollah media relations department gives out business cards printed entirely in English...

(But if that's sensitive for some reason I can grudgingly respect that.)

hmmmm...all the trappings of 'legitimacy'....business cards...telephones...video cameras... television...very 'tres moderne' indeed...so very very UNmediaeval...can't imagine why they still rely on beheading with a sword...one would think a laser or something would be rather more apropos their evident sophistication...

anyway i'm trying as we speak to reach them via their telephone number to ask them their opinion of what might be the best textual criticism of the Koran extant....just to start a dialogue as it were....communication leading to understanding and so on and so forth.....

#16 Stuck-in-CA

Caffeine imbalance.

Dear Mr. Afif:

In case you are need of an experienced, well-seasoned propagandist, er, journalist, I would very much appreciate the opporunity to show you my stuff.

Please take a close look at my enclosed resume, you will see that I have worked very diligently to promote your cause in the home the the Great Satan.

Sincerely,

Dan Rather

Courage Alahu Ackbar

MSM contacters for jihad, eh?

The 'black blob' at the bottom of the log says 'Hiz b'Allah' in Arabic.

It's not really funny. The biggest battle of the war so far is media realtions. Just ask Muslim Cleric/Television Producer Hassan Nasrallah He will tell you all about a disproportionate response

The whole European and Arab press is a freakin Pallywood production for the Anti-Semitic Masses. The guys that these business cards belong to are no more than a modern day Leni Riefenstahl. The focus on Jew hatred is the way dictators distract the masses away from internal problems. The reason you don't have electricity is because of the Jews the reason you don't have clean water is because of the Jews the reason you are poor is because of the Jews.

It's like the general said today in congress. They hate even each other more than they love their children.

So, if their phones are ringing off the hook night and day with prank phone calls, then they can't be taking calls from journalists asking when the next photoshoot is.

Right?

One must note that the Hizbollah logo includes a globe.

/Is this thing on?

Does anyone suppose the

Issa & Sawli Bldg.

is still standing?

IDF, are you taking notes?

Someone good at graphics should clone these two into a entire set of cards that'd include a "Minister of Hate," a director for the "Bureau for Killing Jewish Children" and the like. For those in the know, it'd shouldn't be hard attaching specific people's names to each title.

And why stop at that? Create a set of cards with the names and contact info for various news service reporters and photographers (AP, AFP, Reuters etc). They're practically an arm of Hizbollah anyway. Then sell the cards in sets like they sold the playing cards for Saddam's thugs.

Green Helmet Ghoul the mortician with the rolling refrigerated truck full of corpses [Link: web.israelinsider.com...]

E mail address at the bottom.
Sent the Director the following

Subject line
"Would you blow yourself up?

Body
Or do you just send your brainwashed children?

#11 Charles,

Never before, in the entire history of man, has there been a way to get factual, accurate information, like LGF does!

This is simply beyond outstanding, and I am proud to be an American, and I am proud that I have the privelage of being a LGF Lizard.

I can leave nearly ALL of the msm behind, with my lone exception of various segments of FOX News, newspapers, and the various communist TV networks, which I haven't watched in years, and I can get more than 100 times the information, accurate, based in real facts, with pinpoint accuracy, in the near blink of an eye, without ever again, having to try and sort through the lies, spin, distortions, and deception which has ruled the leftist msm for over 30 years.

This truly is the "New media", and Charles, here is my biggest Lizard KUDOS that I can muster with my computer keys.

Thank you Charles and LGF, you are the best!

29- mike c

The 'black blob' at the bottom of the log says 'Hiz b'Allah' in Arabic.

thanks. But I didn't mean the arabic writing, I meant that big black blob under the rifle. Is it supposed to be a mount?

A Yahoo e-mail address!
Just like normal people!

That's good, but sending it from Suha Arafat would have been really funny.

You got that one too?!

They are real, and the source is highly reputable but does not wish to be identified.

Umm... Judith Miller?

Let the spam begin.

Hello, you have reached the office of Hezbollah Media Relations...

I'm unvaialable to take your call right now, but if you are from the MSM, please simply report the number of dead on your 6 O'Clock news, give a location, blame the IDF and we will make sure that the bodies will arrive just before your cameras are ready to roll.

Thanks you dhimmi--er--very nice people, and have a nice day

Really, REALLY tired of it all! Just want to slam them so hard and make them HOOWWWLLLLLLL! And yes, beg I mean REALLY beg for mercy!

They should put a smiley face on the globe.

Oh, wait, how iconoclast are they? Someone might mistake it for Mo.

Dear Mohamad,

All your rockets are belong to us.

LGF

Nasrallah says they'll fight 'to the last man, the last bullet '.

Sounds like a plan to me....Last Bullet, coming up. Last man piece of terrorist scum next.

OT

E.J. has a wet dream...

How do you get a Hezbollah Terror executive's card? At a cocktail party?

"Yeah, those freakin' Israelis, I can't believe the killed like 400 children in Qana..."

Guy approaches, "Here, have my card, give me a call sometime, we'll have hummus..."

And their PR department is working overtime.

Second time this week I've been hacked.

What do they have against the Mohamsters?

I just sent them one with one word in large letters.... "incoming"!

I'm guessing that the Issa and Sawli Building is no more (see business cards).

Dying to send them wav of the woman saying ' Your Tiyyyyme is Uup.

I'm sending a note to mediarelations122 and mediarelations124 just in case they try and tune the frequency...

Don't tease the terrorists!

/you'll just create more of them!

Thursday morning during the interview of the ambassador to the UN from Isreal, Fox Dayside had a split screen. The very well spoken ambassador on the left and rescue workers on the right. At one point, two workers were carrying a man up a narrow street, stepping over rocks and chunks of concrete. The man was on his back on the litter, torn shirt,arm over his face. They proceeded up the street to stop by a wall, where they set the litter down, and left the man there. After just a few moments, the man on the litter raised up to a sitting position, looked over at the camera, stood up and walked away. The camera immediately shut off. I looked at my friend, who was watching with me, and we just cracked up.

Maybe someone else saw it, too?

I emailed Fox Dayside and asked them to find it and run it over and over, like the rest of their tired over-used clips.

# 38 Stuck-in-CA

Beats me. Image isn't good enough to tell.

UPDATE at 8/3/06 8:51:28 pm:

This is not a joke.

I'm sure NSA would agree.

#48 BignJames

...Between now and November, conservative leaders will dutifully try to rally the troops to stave off a Democratic victory. But their hearts won't be in the fight. The decline of conservatism leaves a vacuum in American politics. An unhappy electorate is waiting to see who will fill it.

He's delusional.

The numbers on these cards present an unlimited potential to consume these Hizbutt media reps time in unprofitable ways. Now, if we only had the home numbers, we could inform the wives about these boys indescretions while away from home, and the horrible STD test results that the partners should know about in order to prevent various body parts from rotting off while there is still hope to arrest the spread of the dread diseases passed on to the spouses.

[RING, RING]

"Media relations, you've got Naboulsi."

... ...

"Yes, Mr. Gibson, a pleasure to hear from you. What can we do for you today?"

... ...

"I see. Well, we don't usually take on outside clients--especially Hollywood infidels--but in your case I think we can make an exception."

... ...

"That shouldn't be a problem. We'll have a press release out in the morning and a TV spot on Al Manar by the weekend. Just to confirm, was that 'Stinking Jews' or "Rotten stinking Jews'?"

#59 Catawba

I'm sure NSA would agree.

Do you not think that they are beyond overwhelmed by now?

It's unfortunate the Mel will go down as a hater for the rest of his life.

I'm poor, Mel Gibson could by my house 10,000 times over, that is how rich he is.

Still, I can go to sleep at night knowing I don't hate like he does.

He got drunk and his true colors showed through, he's an ugly man. That's too bad.

#62 The Fountainhead

"That shouldn't be a problem. We'll have a press release out in the morning and a TV spot on Al Manar by the weekend. Just to confirm, was that 'Stinking Jews' or "Rotten stinking Jews'?"

I'm sure they'll also want some of Hillary Clinton's finest,

"FU@KING Jew bastard"

and many of her other anti-semetic remarks, which are well documented!

It's 8:23 or so in the morning there - I'd love to see the looks on their bloated faces

right now.

Better try the cell phone, I don't think the office phone is working.

Busy Beirut enclave reduced to oblivion

Ten days ago, Sheik Ragheb Harb Street was a bustling commercial drag, a noisy and lively place where women came to shop and men sat in packed coffee houses smoking water pipes. Now, all of that is gone; the street has been reduced to rubble by days of Israeli air strikes.

One of the apartment buildings that used to line the street is gone, its 10 floors collapsed into the still smoldering basement. Another building on the opposite side has been split in half; some apartments are destroyed, others have lost only their outer wall, exposing what was once private space for all to see.

#57 jbinnout

Ya, I saw it 3 nights ago during a news break while watching The O'Reilly Factor

#63 Republic

Do you not think that they are beyond overwhelmed by now?

They've got big machines and they are pretty good at what they do, even though they are a bloated bureaucracy.

I worked with them for a long time.

#62 The Fountainhead

(Ring, Ring)

"Media relations, you've got Naboulsi."

... ...

"Yes, Mr. Kos, a pleasure to hear from you. What can we do for you today?"

... ...

"I see. Well, we don't usually hire outside consultants--especially bloggers--but in your case I think we can make an exception."

... ...

"Just one point. You and your minions are a little over the top for us. Can you tone it down a little, we're trying to be a class act?"

Thanks for the inspiration Fountainhead.

#62 The Fountainhead

Nice one.

#60 J.D.

He's delusional.

That, and the left is fully consumed with an insane hatred, with no way to stop it!

Not even the destruction of the USA would satisfy their ever growing hatred.

#63 republic

On the translation front perhaps, but not on the gathering, storage, and computer-assisted analysis of the raw data.

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball

Or the yellow verb ball (people with kids that watch the Disney channel will know the odious yellow verb ball).

#70 imploder

They've got big machines and they are pretty good at what they do, even though they are a bloated bureaucracy.

I worked with them for a long time.

There has never been this much insanity to try and sort out, in the history of this country, and world, ever, combined, imo.

On the translation front perhaps, but not on the gathering, storage, and computer-assisted analysis of the raw data.

They can focus resources.

We need to get this to the NSA. They have no idea who to talk to in jihadland. Perhaps they could use these numbers?

Oh damn! I forgot. They need a court order!

Just when we get a breakthrough. Hell, I might as well call them myself.

"Hello Haret. How's the wife and kids?"

#50 aaron's rantblog
And their PR department is working overtime.

Second time this week I've been hacked.

I don't understand how they could be hacking you. They try to hack me constantly, but get nowhere. What am I doing right, and/or what are you doing wrong? Could it be that my ultra-primitive "html style" (i.e. no style at all) actually works to my advantage because there is nothing to "exploit"?

As I mentioned in an earlier comment, I got a threat this morning from I believe a hacker crew in Turkey announcing that they were going to take down zombietime in "10 minutes." Well, it's been over 10 hours, and still nothing. Here's my post again with the relevant section highlighted:

--------------

Boy, it's been quite a day at zombietime; Muslims are attacking me on four different fronts simultaneously! This cyber-jihad is getting hot and heavy.

First off, got several more death threats today and yesterday from fans of the Mohammed Image Archive. Here are a couple samples:

From: "sam saeed"
Subject: you are Anti-Christ

After looking at your all the 'art' you collected, I don't even like to think about you bastards as humans.
You never see any disrespect of any prophet by Muslims.
Why you pagan bastards don't understand the respect of a monotheist Prophet?

Yours mothers are whores and your fathers are pimps. How can you understand what reality is? You guys can fuck even your own sisters and mothers.
You are irrelevant and we all are waiting for the time of your complete destruction and annihilation along with your mentor the Satan.

You don't deserve any attention or notice.
Wait for your painful end, which will come soon.

And then there's this one:

From: "Karwan"
Subject: May allah throw you in the hell fire.

You are the enemy of islam. Your abode would be fire.

Inshah-allah.

Next up, some Muslim group -- possibly the filmmakers themselves -- complained about my review of Valley of the Wolves Iraq to my hosting company, which forced me to go to a lot of work and remove all the videos I had embedded in the review. There really is no basis to claim that a 30-second low-quality clip used as an integral part of a film review counts as "piracy," but my hosting company didn't want any troubles and the videos had to go. I had to remove them. So, strike a minor victory for the forces of dhimmification.

Next up, some of the Palestinian protesters depicted in my reports have discovered the YouTube videos of themselves, and they starting to post jihadist comments on the videos. See here, for an example:

palestineac
Even Jews admit that Israel is a sin. Point is...morally as Jews you know damn well what Israel is doing in Palestine and Lebanon isn't right. All of you will have to answer to G-d.

And lastly, Got some threatening emails from a Turking hacker this morning, threatening to take down my site in ten minutes. Needless to say, it hasn't happened yet. I'm hoping it's just bragadoccio:

SIZYAPTIGINIZI SANIYORSUNUZ COK BUYUK GUNAH ISLIYORSUNUZ ALLAH BELANIZI
VERSIN(TURKISH)
TANRININ ELCISI HAKKINDA BOYLE KOTU SEYLERI YAYINLADIGINIZ ICIN COK BUYUK
ACI CEKECEKSINIZ
(TURKISH)
---------------------

Subject: 10 MINUTE

10 DAKIKA ICINDE O RESIMLERI KALDIRDINIZ KALDIRDINIZ YOKSA 10 DAKIKA SONRA SITENIZ HACK LENECEK (TURKISH)

10MIN I WILL HACK THIS WEBSITE...

If you want to have fun with this bozo, his IP address is 85.104.5.98.

I feel as if I am at war.

There has never been this much insanity to try and sort out, in the history of this country, and world, ever, combined, imo.

As an enterprise, the organization can be suprisingly agile. They have some big brains that do the work because they love it. We pay lots of money for the agency, but they try hard to do a good job, and they usually do.

#81 imploder

As an enterprise, the organization can be suprisingly agile. They have some big brains that do the work because they love it. We pay lots of money for the agency, but they try hard to do a good job, and they usually do.

I have always figured they are the best in the world, ever, it's just that I have never witnessed a crazier time in this life, in this country, and in this world.

My thoughts and prayers are with them all, and, also, thank you for your service to our country, and for protecting our country!

#82, rayra. As I recall, Vitellus had better luck as a general than as an emperor, of course 69 AD was kind of a wholesale year for Roman emperors since there were 4 that year.

80 zombie

I feel as if I am at war.

You are. Charles is. We as citizens should be.

Airborne/Air Assault to you.

In same building (Sawli Bldg):

Al Baraka Bank Lebanon
Al Dahiya Al Janoubiya Branch (Southern Beirut)
Harat Hreik - Ahmad Kassir Str - Sawli Bldg - GF

The Bank's Board members:
BOARD MEMBERS:

Sheikh Saleh Abdullah Kamel - Chairman
Mr. Hassan Salem Al Ammari - Board Member
Mr. Joe Khoury El Helo - Board Member
Mr. Adnan Youssef - Board Member
Mr. Othman Ahmad Sulmeiman - Board Member
Mr. Mohamad Hussein Yassin - Board Member
Mr. Fouad Nadim Matraji - Board Member
Mr. Hisham Chaar - Board Member
Mr. Hachem Bou Abboud - Board Member
Mr. Riad Abed Al Latif Itani - Board Memeber

And, of course, the Sharia Committee:
OUR SHARIA’A COMMITTEE

All of the bank’s business and activities are subject tocontrol and supervision by the Sharia’a Committee of AlBaraka Bank sal composed of reverend virtuous specializedwith the financilal formalities namely:
His Eminence Sheikh Dr Abdel Sattar Abou Ghadda
- Secretary of the committee
His Eminence Sheikh Khalil Al Mays
- Deputy Secretary
His Eminence Sheikh Hassan Awad - Member
CV
His Eminence Sheikh Abdellatif Derian - Member CV
His Eminence Sheikh Dr. Ousama Al-Rifai - Member
Sheikh Bilal Al Moulla - Shariaa Inernal Controler

Gymnast

As I recall, Vitellus had better luck as a general than as an emperor, of course 69 AD was kind of a wholesale year for Roman emperors since there were 4 that year.

Waitaminit...

Are you Victor Hanson?

End of the third, Team USA is leading Puerto Rico by 35 - and saluting one another on each dunk.

I have a small penis and erection problems.

I need to refinance my home.

I love poker, especially Texas-Holdem.

I need investment advice.

I am lonely and would like to meet someone.

I would like to get a degree online.

I want to get out of debt.

I would like to order some prescription drugs.

I want to work from home.

Please contact me:
mediarelations123@yahoo.com

#89, Noam sayin'. Not even close, hell, I havn't even slept in a Holiday Inn Express, ever. Did read a bit of Tacitus though.

#80 Zombie & Aaron,

They try to hack me constantly, but get nowhere.

Let them keep attempting the hacking. Sooner or later, you'll close the holes. And always remember, when they mean to hack, you're really getting under their skin.

Take it as the highest form of flattery.

Reminds me of Elizabeth Hurley, as Satan in "Bedazzled," producing a business card as proof that she was, indeed, the Evil One, and all it had on it was:

THE DEVIL

What a couple of a$$clowns.

Good night all Lizards.

Take care.

Al-Baraka Bank - Lebanon constitutes a part of Dallah Al Baraka Group - Saudi Arabia.

#57 jbinnout

Maybe someone else saw it, too?

I saw that! I had the sound off but I saw that and couldn't figure out why that guy just got up like nothing had happened to him. I guess that would be because nothing did happen to him!

I sent them the following:

The State of Israel is in crisis now and needs your support more than ever before.

The enclosed petition will be sent to the leaders of the G8 countries and to the heads of the United Nations asking them to remain steadfast in their united support for Israel to defend itself against these unprovoked actions of the abduction of its soldiers within.

Petition:

To the Honorable and Respected Presidents /Prime Ministers of the United States, Russia, Japan, Germany, Britain, France, Italy, Canada and the United Nations.

We applaud your recent joint statement concerning the new conflict in Lebanon at the G8 summit held in S. Petersburg, Russia. While there may still be differences in your individual opinions on the matter, your message demanding an immediate return of the abducted soldiers, a cessation of missile attacks against Israel as immediate steps to stop the widening violence, and your understanding of Israel's right to defend itself while using utmost restraint, is greatly appreciated.

In times such as now, it is imperative to remain objective and see the larger picture. The State of Israel has made tremendous sacrifice and concessions over the past several years, even risking a civil war over its disengagement from Gaza. In the six years since it has exited from Lebanon, the terrorist Hezbollah organization has been allowed to build up an arsenal of more than 12,000 rockets aimed at the destruction of Israel, while also building a very intricate and sophisticated battlefront of underground bunkers and tunnels, as we are witnessing in recent days. Rockets have been fired, terrorist have infiltrated our borders, soldiers have been killed, and Israel has until now, turned its cheek and withheld from any harsh response.

~snip

Oh and you guys should read and sign the petition, it you haven't already

# 91 N S

Well, as nice as that is, and nothing against PR, when do they get to play a contender?

You guys can fuck even your own sisters and mothers.

ha! that's rich coming from someone who's family tree is nothing but a single trunk!

It looks like their not paying rent at that address anymore:

There were indeed Hezbollah targets. The Party of God's political and media relations office used to stand on Sheik Ragheb Harb Street. It was a nerve centre, a place where Hezbollah members met with foreign journalists and likely where some of the group's decisions were made.

But along with hitting that building, and several others in the neighbourhood that were also targeted, the Israeli air force obliterated an entire community.

#96 republic
Good night and sleep well.
:D

#95 slotgun

I have to believe that was a nod to the movie "Oh, God!" in which John Denver asks for proof and receives God's business card, which just says, "God".

So has anyone rang them up? Gotten a response?

/I'd do it from home, but it's kinda like getting on cair's mailing list; why hand the enemy intel?

love reading the cvs of these various and sundry professors doctors sheiks in the arab academe....every one a product of insular inward looking autophagic discourse it seems.
most amusing...anyone have the grand ayatollah khomeini's cv ?
what was he?...oggsford ? trinidy ?...megga ?

Has anyone sent these fellows the cartoons yet?

Be a shame if they went into a fit of apoplexy when checking their email and their heads exploded.

Well, this is a GREAT PLACE and TIME to remind us all of the "Global Islamic Media Person" they were advertising for a short while back!

Karridine

ROFLMAO! ! 1 1 1

So who has the stones to call them? Has anyone done it?

Bwak bwak

I'm too chicken to call.

#105 Buckaroo

Create a throw down email account at yahoo or hotmail and use it for such correspondence.
Use a good firewall, keep your antivirus and spyware apps up to date.

The more I learn about Muslims, the more I like my dog.

Funny, the arab culture does not like canines like we do. Maybe that is a message in itself.

Culture hostile to canines, or those that eat horses and donkeys, but won't eat a pig. Hmmmm. My natural inkling is to reject it.

#107 Drogheda

This would be the appropriate link to send them, I believe. That page alone causes 20-25 head-explosion deaths per hour in the Muslim world.

I would call, I'm just a wee bit concerned that the FBI/NSA would want to know why the fuck I'm calling Hizballah, even if it is to tell the huzzies to fuck off.

I'd love to see Hezbollah's PowerPoint templates too.

What's their 401K like? Do they have a good health insurance plan? Stock options, bonuses?

I would call, I'm just a wee bit concerned that the FBI/NSA would want to know why the fuck I'm calling Hizballah, even if it is to tell the huzzies to fuck off.

Naw, they've got the hate mail filtered out.

114 Globular Cluster

Doh! That's right...

Some great research by Reuven Koret at Israel Insider on another member of the Hezb-allah PR team, Mr. Green Helmet, Abu Shadi Jradi

The AP wire story begins: "Abu Shadi Jradi pulled bodies out of wreckage for hours - two toddler girls wearing tiny gold earrings, a small boy whose pale blue pacifier still hung from his neck [sic]. Somewhere in the middle, Jradi slumped beneath a tree and wept." Since we have a picture of this man pulling the small boy out, it is quite clear that Mr. Jradi is the "Man with the Green Helmet."

...the veteran civil defense worker said Sunday, barely able to get out the words.'"

...Certainly the man called Abu Shadi Jradi is a veteran. In April 1996, after a misguided Israeli airstrike which really did kill scores of civilians, he appears in a similar pose [Extremely graphic image], holding up a child's bloodied headless body for the press to photograph. But is he a civil defense worker?

...Later in the AP report we learn about the circumstances by which Jradi said he was summoned to the scene. "Jradi said he got the call to rush to Qana from Tyre. But he couldn't go immediately, with Israeli warplanes still overhead. 'It was too dangerous,' he said."

Abu Shadi, it turns out, has a very distinctive form of transportation.

...Mark MacKinnon of The Globe and Mail reported from nearby Tyre, Lebanon on July 26, describing the many difficulties caused by the rising death toll in that city. "Abu Shadi, the mortician at the government hospital in the city, agrees. He's processed 100 bodies -- many of them grotesquely mangled and burned -- and on his pickup runs has been forced to leave behind many more that he can't recover from cars and destroyed buildings.

"It's much more [than the official count]," he says. "There are many trapped under the rubble. The death toll will reach 1,000."

"Mr. Shadi was standing in front of a refrigeration truck that was packed with 20 bodies, days after he helped bury 74 bodies in a mass grave. When he opened the door to show the black body bags haphazardly piled on top of each other, a staggering stench came out, despite the refrigeration. Next to the truck stood 40 empty wooden caskets, waiting for new arrivals."

Based on these descriptions, it seems highly likely that Abu Shadi the mortician and Abu Shadi the green-helmeted "civil defense worker" are one and the same. And, in the double role, Abu Shadi was among the first to arrive, before the media did, with his refrigerated truck that in recent days had been carrying around corpses.

"The refrigerated truck that bodies are stored in had just emptied the day before with a mass burial. It is already filling up again, with the bodies of children. "

We have pictures of Abu Shadi Jradi standing by the refrigerator truck, corpse in hand, and then, in different dress, posing with the same corpse in a different location.

# 111 B

I actually do have a "disposable" E-mail, and that's an idea -- but I more wanted to call them up, clog up their lines, run up their minutes, and cuss them out -- w/o allowing them to #69 me ...

Also:

I am wondering:

A) if the guys listed on the cards are still alive and
B) if their building -- the "Issa & Sawli" building -- has been leveled by the IAF. If not, why not?

Hey maybe these guys know the folks from AQ's PR team?

I would just love to arrange a speaking engagement at the gun range for OBL and Nasrallah.

w/o allowing them to #69 me ...

The number they have to worry about is not 69, it is 500. As in 500 pounder.

Hmm, well the Email I sent'em hasn't bounced yet, must have got through. Wonder if I'll get a reply?

It would be too fun to send an email from the IDF...

Nifty.

Yalla Ya Nasrallah

# 127 Am

We could send them that YouTube link ...
:-)

/even better, a yahoo account has like 1Gb storage, right? So you send them some note with some huge, say, Office file with 10Mb of gibberish, every minute for a couple hours, and viola ...
:-)

There is a Hizbollah.Org

#120 Buckaroo

Pay phone (if you can find one) and prepaid calling card should work.

Here's another one:

[Link: almashriq.hiof.no...]

92 Don,

I think you're looking for the other LGF.

The reason Mohamed the Mad did not like dogs is that they cannot have sex with humans. Hence his adoration of goats and sheep.

Some thoughts:

1.) A headline you aren’t likely to see: Hezb’allah Fails to Protect South Beirut From IAF.

2.) When the BTK killer was taunting the Wichita police and threatening to kill more victims, I wonder if there were progressive thinkers demanding that the investigation cease so negotiations could begin.

3.) So drawing an image of Muhammed is blasphemous, but forming an organization that fires rockets blindly at civilian targets and calling it “The Party of God” is O.K.?

4.) I heard a radio talk show host ask a caller “How many innocent children are you willing to accept to defeat Hezb’allah? Give me a number.” The question of course is idiotic, and fundamentally immoral, since it assumes a mathematical relationship between human life and just causes. No such relationship exists. If ten are too many, there can be no justification for nine. If you cannot justify killing as many as are necessary, you cannot justify killing one. We must not be fooled into thinking that because something is tragic it is therefore unjust, or because it is unfair it is therefore immoral. Killing any human being is inherently unjust; that is why killing must be justified by appeal to some higher principles.

5.) Another headline you’re not likely to see: “Hezb’allah Watches Helplessly as IAF Jets Pound South Beirut with Impunity.”

# 130 B

There's one at the local shopping plaza ...

/That almost sounds like work tho ...
:-)

Comming in late, but good link on a film on Palywood.

#20 LSD

Perusing your link to the CAIR Az site led to this gem.

Their link to their success stories.

Bwahahahaha!

Hizbollah is part of the "official" Lebanon government:

Ministers:
Fawzi Salloukh Foreign Affairs Independent (Hezbollah-endorsed)
Mohamad Fneich Energy and Water Hezbollah [7]
Trad Hamadé Labour Hezbollah

# 131 Am

"Statement of Purpose"

That's some pretty heavy-duty taqqiyya there ...
:-(

What if I punch in one of those phone numbers?

Hmmm...on second thought, what whould I say?
The only phrase in arab I know is: "Jibba lawiya" (your ID please)
He he, what else reservist should know?

“How many innocent children are you willing to accept to defeat Hezb’allah? Give me a number.”

How many are there south of the Litani River?

Sometimes life is a Darwinian test. It's always a pop quiz and nobody knows the right answers in advance. But if you ignore leaflets dropping from the sky and the people dropping them have air supremacy, you flunk. The border to north of the Litani is a decent, but not taxing, bike ride.

Tell me about the wonders of martyrdom again. I never tire of hearing that one.

# 137 g

Sheesh, for allegdedly smart taqiyadopes you'd think they'd at least post one token item there ...
:-)

128 Buck

Perhaps their headquarters is undergoing some major renovation courtesy of the IDF?

# 140 R

They savvy english just fine ...

[esp. "goat" and marital relations" I reckon]
:-)

Check this out, from the Hizbollah website:

In the early days, Hizbullah gained much notoriety through the kidnappings of several westerners by one of its fringe groups. But what caused most political consternation were the quite spectacular actions against various foreign occupants by its predecessors. The bombing of the barracks of the US Marines and French headquarters in 1983 killed 300 soldiers of the Multinational Force that by then had lost its semblance of neutrality of intervention in the punishing Israeli siege and occupation of West Beirut. That humiliation led the US to lose its nerve in trying to police the conflict which no longer was restricted to an Israeli - Palestinian matter, with force. The subsequent bombing of the "Israeli Defence Forces" headquarters in Tyre with 75 soldiers lost took its toll on Israeli resolve and led to it's retreat to the present occupation zone in the south.

[Link: almashriq.hiof.no...]

Sorry if posted before.
A great description of a personal encounter with Hizballah.

#144 Buckaroo

(144 is a good number, BTW. You can extract square root out of it ;-) )

No, on third thought I think Jibba lawiya is just fine. Imagine mister Afif takes phone with his gentle manicured hand, bring it to his ear, and at this moment some crazy israeli barks: Jibba Lawiya, mofo!

BWAHAHAHA

#121 Globular Cluster

I am wondering:
A) if the guys listed on the cards are still alive and
B) if their building -- the "Issa & Sawli" building -- has been leveled by the IAF. If not, why not?

See #102

Fountainhead: Here's one:

-ring!-

Hey! Jack Stokes, Media Director for Associated Press, whatcha got?

…some kids hit by Israeli bombs? Go on…

…okay, hold it! You aren’t that “Abdel Qader” ghoul-yoho are you?

Okay, then I have some questions for you:

1/ are the children injured? You know, heads crushed, bodies mutilated, limbs missing? No, not all of them, of course but- What? They are NOW?

uhh, well, then question 2..

/ are the kids recently refrigerated? “Not so’s you’d notice…” Look, Pal,-PALI!- sharp-eyed goddam blogs notice EVERYTHING suspicious, we gotta cover our butts, y’know? Oh, yeah? You’ll take them OUT of the reefer van and place them where we need them?

Uhh, well, look Pali, there’s some danger there, ‘cuz staging these things is getting very risky, y’know? We got people dropping their subscriptions even NOW, cause they can get better, more accurate and more timely factual reporting in the blogosphere… the blogo- screw it!

Look, we’re not innerested, okay? Don’t call us, we’ll call-

What? You can have the dead teen girl wearing a T-shirt with the AP logo?

Well, why din’tchoo SAY so? Sure, its worth plenty of money!

Now, here’s whatcha do…

#64 imploder
"It's unfortunate the Mel will go down as a hater for the rest of his life.
Still, I can go to sleep at night knowing I don't hate like he does.
He got drunk and his true colors showed through, he's an ugly man. That's too bad."

Come on, don't judge him too quickly. I have to admit to being a heavy alcoholic too, probably worse than Gibson. I have been so drunk I have said ugly things that I didn't remember, and don't otherwise believe. I'm sure I said them to hurt somebody's feelings. Maybe that's what he was saying. And he was making a TV movie about the holocaust. Do you think he was going to say the Jews killed 6 million Nazis? I doubt it. And besides, Nixon said ugly things about Jews in private, yet saved Israel in 1973. Harry Truman regularly used the "N-word" yet he forced the integration of our armed forces. Just saying you can't judge a person's entire character by offhand comments when drunk. And despite what MSM talking heads keep repeating, alcohol isn't truth serum, or we wouldn't have to resort to torture, waterboarding, etc. Just force feed 'em a pitcher of margaritas. I'm inclined to forgive him and hope he gets the help he needs to overcome his addiction.

Funny!

Say... Michael Totten was in contact with Hussein Naboulsi last year...

Michael J. Totten: Guess Who’s Coming to Iftar
[Link: www.laweekly.com...]

As always with Michael's work, it's a good informative read. And very revealing.

Now I wonder just where those business cards might have come from. Hmmmm.

#145 Amalie

Well, now we have a 'fringe' religious group called 'Jews' kicking the shit out of these weirods and they are begging for mercy. But I think they think that all is OK and the UN will save their racist moronic asses again. I hope Condi, the monkey mom, according to these racist animals , has the flu for the next year or so.

Yahoo E-mail addresses? How American of them. And how amateurish.

Miguel @ 146

From your link:

Suddenly a muezzin screamed in Arabic over the loud speakers. It was a thunderous call to prayer, and it was real screaming. I have heard the call to prayer hundreds of times in Beirut, but I never heard anything like this. It was electrifying and dramatic and it gave me a thrilling shot of adrenaline.

Ominous military music threatened to blow out the speakers. Then the sound system switched, briefly, to music from Star Wars. It switched, briefly again, to the soundtrack from The Terminator. Someone, perhaps the same muezzin, screamed anti-Israeli incitement over the music. You didn’t have to be fluent in Arabic to figure out what that was about.

/Hi Miguel@

#85

THe only other way a hacker hits your hosted site so routinely is if your hosting service doesn't do anything to clean up their security holes after each attack.

HM says they're moving me to another server. They used to blame my blogging software. This time, all I had was plain HTML and images and secure permissions.

Earlier this week HM told me that they were bumping up trying to find out where 170MB I should have on my account went. No news. No space.

I get a lot of evasive answers and very little response to my direct questions.

Have they proven that their shared hosting is configured correctly? Nope.

They seem to like to blame software they provide. If they have no confidence in the security of their stuff, they should remove it until they get a security expert.

Sorta OT, but not really...

The difference between us and Hezbollah is that when we kill innocent people we consider it a failure, when they kill innocent people they consider it a success.

Prime Minister Olmert

in the Times of London interview, kindly brought to our attention by PowerLine

#141 Beagle

Sometimes life is a Darwinian test. It's always a pop quiz and nobody knows the right answers in advance. But if you ignore leaflets dropping from the sky and the people dropping them have air supremacy, you flunk.

LOL

Thanks, sometimes the blunt truth hits my funny bone and spontaneous laughter occurs.

#62- Fountainhead & Friends: #149 is just ONE script hammering the Hizb'ollah and their supporters... at Brain Surgery With Spoons!

Karridine

Hollywood is screwing mel gibson over again, I hope he did not say that racist sick bullshit, but come on people, do ya really think hollywood isnt anti Jew? They suck big time!

#146 MigueldowninMexico

I just read the article. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or pound my head on my keyboard.

Amalie
Hello there!
You should see the moonbats around Mexico protesting capitalism while many of them wear t-shirts with slogans in English, many of them commercial, or sportive, etc. It's very funny LOL.

#150 extrabob

I have a theory, and it is only that. I believe that this drunken fool was repeating the meme of the night. When I went to school in CA, I was astonished at the open dislike of 'Jews'. I didn't get it, and still don't. I went to schools that had 20% Jewish kids. It was weird.

#157 Bordm

LOL

Ahhhhh... The frisson of "LOL" never gets old. I'm a simple dog.

But seriously, who thought letting the neighbors store thousands of artillery rockets wasn't going to end badly? I'd be moving hundreds of miles.

159 raidergirl

Mel has just learned that you live by the sword and so shall you die by the sword.

The cops got it all on tape.

Mel admitted he said it.

Mandy
The three of them ;)

161 Miguel

Hahahahha... I know what you are referring to. Imbeciles!

157 Bordm

Thanks, sometimes the blunt truth hits my funny bone and spontaneous laughter occurs.

But what about the Inconvenient Truth?

/doing my Al Gore impression

#164 Amalie, Good, if he said it, then the hell with him, but if you dont see the hypocrisy of them throwing him under the bus, Geez!

raidergirl

I don't care about Mel, he's a big boy, a very rich boy, he can handle his own problems..

Fuck Hollywood, they are the scum of the earth! Hows thaT?

Amalie
Yes, they are very stupid. Right now they have Mexico City under siege since Monday, and that's costing them millions of enemies per day. They are killing themselves! Amazing. And this, in the only territory where the lefty party has some real strenth (I mean, had), apart of maybe five States out of 31.
They also took the airport in Acapulco, Acapulco being one of the few important cities that the left controls at the level of mayor.
Go figure.
ROFL

I think it is the biggest irony of all time that the director of "The Passion of the Christ" is being crucified.

Raidergirl

I've got friends working in Hollywood...

171 Miguel

I imagine the sympathy factor is not playing too well for them down there...

LOL ~

Just like our LLL here, they seem to have been beamed down from another planet...

#173 Amalie, I am a terrible person, forgive me!

Amalie
Women come from Venus, men come from Mars, and moonbats come from Bizarre World.

Esa chamaca toma mucho, no vale la pena discutir con ella. Platicar un poco sí, pero no discutir porque no habla ella, sino lo que toma ;)lol

But what about Madonna and her Cruxificion tour?

In an e-mail to The Associated Press on Thursday, the singer's New York-based spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, said: "Madonna does not think Jesus would be mad at her, as his teaching of loving thy neighbor and tolerance is Madonna's message as well. The context of Madonna's performance on the crucifix is not negative nor disrespectful toward the church

Miguel, speak in English mi amigo!

MigueldowninMexico

Welcome to Florida. Here's a plastic flamingo.

Hussein Naboulsi is Political Officer and Director of Foreign Media Relations of the Hezbollah Party in Lebanon.
Interview
Interview2

#172 extrabob

being crucified

Please, don't be Madonna about this little Hollywood dust up. Mel's richer than Midas. He'll get by somehow.

Right on Raidergirl, Hollywood is the scum of the earth, the new Babylon. I work in the movie business, and you're right, money is their religion, anything else they say is just so much BS. And let me tell you, it ain't easy for a conservative Bush-voter to work with these moonbats.

Ok raidergirl ;)

Amalie
Madonna is nuts. From a Catholic view point, the one he supposedly belonged to, she's commiting grave sin when mocking the things of God.

As for Gibson. I think TPOTC is the best movie in the history of movies. Just that.
But Gibson showed an impardonable side of his inner self that makes him quite repelling for me.
Sorry, don't want to flame anything.

176 Miguel

And some come from Uranus..

Here is an annoying thought...

IAF new actual footage of smart bombs with this voice over....

Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!
Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!
Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!

Hey extrabob, you will not win or influence folks on this late thread by talking to me, should probably just move along! I am the fucking enemy! See, the f word is what they live by!

AMALIE!
ROFL! LOL!

183 Miguel

Madonna is/was shrewd. She knew how to market her ... talents.. but this time the "cool" crowd have found her little "Cross" act to be one big "yawn."

She is now officially, "over the hill" headed for Cherville.

studying to be a proctologist? LOL

#181 Beagle
I agree, Mel will be OK, because like I posted above, Hollywood is ONLY about making tons of money, no matter how socially superior they pretend to be. And since Mel Gibson movies make a ton of money, he'll bounce back after he has his little time-out.

Amalie
He's becoming a classic LOL

As in Classic Rock...

#185 jbinnout 8/3/2006 11:13PM PDT

Here is an annoying thought...

IAF new actual footage of smart bombs with this voice over....

Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!
Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!
Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!

LOL LOL...

/very annoying and yet funny too

oops, I meant "she"

#185 jb,

Thanks for that, you have me laughing out loud, literally, which is a Good Thing because I have been really worried the past few hours about what is happening over there.

How could so many civilians be hit by those damn ketuyshas today? It's horrible. I hope IDF decimates every last Hez in Beirut.

Got to be the most annoying commercial in history. They must want people to boycott their products.

Beagle
Many agree it's just a trial trip.
See how everybody reacts...

Extrabob

Yeah, a "time out". That's a good way to put it...

Miguel

Perhaps Mad Mel can go to Confession, (after rehab) and get his Penance.

1000 Our Father's
5000 Hail Mary's
500 Rosarys

So many car swarms....so little time.

Hey Miguel, I will talk to you only, because you hate me! Lets see you flame me now! PS, the challenge is my sweet bro is in the hell fucking hole!

#186 Raidergirl
I'm not concerned with making friends on LGF, only seeking info about the war on Islam (or their war on us, to be more accurate) that I can't get from the MSM, and occasionally chiming in with my own two cents. But I'm glad to see that you "get it."

(Someone creative...pls do something with
' nasrallah gone ').

raidergirl
I love you! :*

Amalie
He can't go to Confession just like that. If he has a frame of mind that keeps him in sin, first, he has to change that frame and then, go to Confession with the firm intention of fighting back that particular sin.

I 'met' Mel Gibson on-location in northern Thailand, and got a real taste of "When Two Worlds Collide"...

My part in the movie (Air America) is only 'walking scenery' so I amused myself sketching the REAL BIG STARS... between takes.

I have autographed pencil-portraits of Art LaFleur, Ned Eisenberg and others who were there, BUT...

when I got within 2 meters of MISTER Gibson, -Zzzzip!- there was a paid flak, in my face, between us, and I couldn't even ASK him to sign my caricatures...

No character deductions, just the observation that when you have $850,000,000 and full-time people standing by as bodyguards and food-feeders and wardrobe and your day is all, "Yessir, Mr Gibson, RIGHT AWAY SIR!"...

I believe it dynamically TWISTS your perceptual set!

Miguel, waiting! Hey, call the amalie/bubblegirl, bring it on! Oh, see, they will call me drunk, and i do admit that! I am as drunk as a skunk, my bro is in the war, say you have someone in the war Miguel or Amalie! OOps, I meant bubblegirl! Good On Ya!

Hey, extrabob, what's with the nic? Is it something like "my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl"?

#197 Amalie,

Perhaps Mad Mel can go to Confession, (after rehab) and get his Penance.

1000 Our Father's
5000 Hail Mary's
500 Rosarys

Or maybe he'll just have 50 Bloody Marys and call it a week.

#206 PDM

Or maybe he'll just have 50 Bloody Marys and call it a week

Dang, that sounds good.

raidergirl
I'll refer to my #202
God bless your brother.

One or two, that is, not 50.

#163 Beagle

But seriously, who thought letting the neighbors store thousands of artillery rockets wasn't going to end badly? I'd be moving hundreds of miles.

///Wonderful folks those Hezbollah guys are, covering up those unsightly ammo dumps with those nice looking schools and hospitals. Nothing brings down the property values in a neighborhood like an unsightly ammo dump in a neighborhood.///

No sh*t, I get overrun by a bunch murdering psychopaths, that use my neighborhood for an ammo dump, I’m bailing with all the arms and ammo I can carry. :)

I mean, they can't plead that they didn't know that the "infrastructure" Hezbollah built was just cover for war material storage areas

206 PDM

The PR guys said it was equivalent to dropping a nitrogen bomb on his career.

But what truly matters, in my opinion, is he needs to address why he was out of control and why he said those vile things against the Jews.

#185 jbinnout

Here is an annoying thought...

IAF new actual footage of smart bombs with this voice over....

Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!
Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!
Jihadigone, applied directly to the dashboard!

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now I have a new ditty to plague my fevered mind.

BTW, what IS that commercial about?

Mandy Manners

Headaches! The product is supposed to get rid of the headache you get from watching their commercials..

Hey Miguel, I dont need your prayers, My prayer is sincere! Ya win, called in the swampwomen did ya?!

#211 Amalie

The PR guys said it was equivalent to dropping a nitrogen bomb on his career.

Well, if I had $850 million, I wouldn't exactly be worried about my career.

/Cuz there just ain't that many shoes in the world.

215 Swampwoman

Ahhh, what's 850 million? He could be broke by next week!

#213 Amalie
LOL!

#213,

Well you gotta give them props for increasing their target audience: if you didn't have a headache before..........

#210 Bordm

No sh*t, I get overrun by a bunch murdering psychopaths, that use my neighborhood for an ammo dump, I’m bailing with all the arms and ammo I can carry. :)

And then rat 'em out to whomever is offering the largest reward.

Hard On

Applied directly to the.....

/

#211 Amalie

Ah! The Nitrogen Bomb. It will be a cold day in hell before that ignites. (Very Cold)

Hey swampwomen, ya are the bomb! Good the hell on you, waiting on you response why ya hate me? Umm, the other raidergirl drunknight question?

#205 Swamp Woman
LOL! Actually my main job in the movie business is doing post-production visual effects, and film preservation/restoration, but between those gigs I do extra work in movies and TV shows. Hence extrabob, easier to type out than visualeffectsfilmpreservationrestorationbob.

No, don't make Mel talk any more. Please, let this thing die a natural death. Some people will forgive him, some won't, and that's just the way it is. Nobody is wrong in either case.

Hey Pat!

Just popped in to greet the dead threaders, now off to sleep for me! Adios, vaya con Dios, y'all.

And they make a product for hemorrhoids too .. don't even want to go there..

#207 SwampWoman

Dang, that sounds good.

/GASP

You want a drink, not a milkshake?

/quick, someone hand me a shot of whiskey, my Lil' Sis has taken up booze!

;)

#224 Beagle
Agreed.

Wow, Newt for president.
Only person I've heard say ' who in the international community do you think is gonna send troops to keep peace against hezbollah when they're willing to die for their cause?'

#223 extrabob

D'OH! (Whacking self in forehead.) That makes sense.

Buenos diaz mi amigos de LGF :D

Necesito el cafe. brb

ExtraBob

Didn't you used to be a cop too?

#229 Bordm

GASP

You want a drink, not a milkshake?

/quick, someone hand me a shot of whiskey, my Lil' Sis has taken up booze!

;)

Well, I can't go in the milkshake place anymore, so I might as well take up drinking....

/Actually, thought the spicy tomato juice with the celery stick sounded good. All vitamin-y, like.

Swamp Woman
Hello there! :)

#233 Golden Jerusalem

Necesito el cafe. brb

Hey, I need a cafe, too. Preferably one that has some peach pie.

#236 Miguel

Hey! Come estas hoy?

#232 Swamp Woman
Don't smack yourself in the head, or else you'll have to use
Head On... Apply Directly to the Forehead!
Head On... Apply Directly to the Forehead!
Head On... Apply Directly to the Forehead!

239 extrabob

Bad extrabob! Bad, bad Extrabob.

Oh now, heres Rayra, Damn, ya folks need to get straight on your bullshit! Um Rayra, my bro is in the hell hole, still waiting for anyone you Love to be there! Um, I will still be here until you tell Charles to take me off LGF! Waiting! Umm, is anyone you love in the Hell Hole? PS, tell him I am a Raider Fan, and he will remove me! GO RAIDERS!

I was too lazy to look up how to put in that little upside question mark, so y'all will just have to imagine it's there.

Gaaaah, now I'm probably gonna be staring at the ceiling wondering just exactly how to make that lil' upside question mark and won't be able to go to sleep.

#219 SwampWoman

The heck with the reward, ratting them out is reward enough.

#233 me:

Buenos diaz

Dias, se, jeje

Quizas pensaba en Cameron Diaz?

Rayra @ 241

Hi Rayra.

Think about how it must have been during WWII?

Amalie. Adios. That Nitrogen Bomb might concievably be used on hemoroids. I will have to give that some thought. (Isn't 'hemoroids' the term Hezbollah uses for it's storm troopers?)

#241 Rayra

Glad to hear it. If fresh news was on the tube, I'd probably sit down and fall asleep in the La-Z-Boy and not even make it to bed, then I wouldn't hear the alarm go off in time to go to work in the morning.

#234 Amalie
Hi Amalie, yeah, that's me. Went from working with far-right-wing racists to far-left-wing moonbat airheads. Go figure.

Global Warming?
Yesterday 150 tons of hail fell over Mexico City.
Some warming indeed.

#237 swamp woman:

Heh. Dang. I'm out of coffee.

My damn flat mate must've drank the last and not replaced it.

Well, at least it wasn't the toilet paper.

I guess I'm drinking tea :P

#203 Carridine
I 'met' Mel Gibson on-location in northern Thailand, and got a real taste of "When Two Worlds Collide"...

My part in the movie (Air America) is only 'walking scenery'

Interesting! I too have worked as an extra, found it to be pretty fascinating work. In one film I was in, there were two major stars, and about three or four well-known but not superstar-ish actors and actresses. I actually, due my my wit and charm, became chatty with a couple of the "lesser stars," who were pretty friendly and human to me, a lowly extra. But the superstars -- completely unapproachable, just like Mel in northern Thailand.

One day, while filming, it was announced that the female half of the two superstars was not going to be on the set that day, because we were filming scenes she wasn't in. Now, there was a special "director's chair" type chair on the set with her name printed on it, that was hers specially to sit in between takes. Since she wasn't around this particular day, I decided to test the limits of permissibility. Some time in the mid-afternoon, several of us extras were waiting around, for hours and hours, for some snafu to be resolved, and I casually drifted near the Forbidden Chair while talking with the other peons. Eventually, totally suavely, I just sat down in the chair and kept chatting with the other extras were were sitting on various other things.

Well, you can guess what happened. In about 1.6 seconds, out of nowhere comes this assistant director screaming at me, "Don't touch that chair!" I think her sole job was to protect the Chair, even when the star was nowhere in the vicinity. I acted dumb, like, "Oh, is this some kind of special chair?" and got away unpunished.

But it just goes to show what these stars' lives are like. You can't even get near their stuff, much less them personally.

Extrabob, I think I'll just get a big ol' chunk of ice and apply it directly to the forehead, if it's all the same to you.

#241 rayra

What you said.

Me too. Anyone from Israel around?

SwampWoman,

Dang, that sounds good.

One or two, that is, not 50.

It's been about a year since I've had one. But now that you mention it, it does sound pretty good. ;)

#211 Amalie,

In my synagogue we often sit down for a meal together. We have some good food, some laughs, and often some good liquor. We make a toast and say L'chaim (to life). Sometimes my rabbi makes a joke: "The truth is at the bottom of the bottle."

So the other day I asked my wife "what do you think of this Mel thing?"

She says: "The truth is at the bottom of the bottle."

The PR guys said it was equivalent to dropping a nitrogen bomb on his career.

I don't know. There's just something mildly entertaining about celebs taking a graveyard spin.

#235 SwampWoman

Well, I can't go in the milkshake place anymore,

Lmao

I heard about that!
From now on, when you walk in the place, they're going to hand you the mop before they serve you.

#252 zombie:

But it just goes to show what these stars' lives are like. You can't even get near their stuff, much less them personally.

Which begs the question: Would you really want to?

#223 extrabob
between those gigs I do extra work in movies and TV shows

Dang, this thread is populated by extras tonight! We should all just walk back and forth in the backround while the rest of the commenters take center stage.

zombie
And a lot of those superior beings profess to believe in Liberté, EGALITÉ, Fraternité.
Yeah, sure.

#254 tradewind

Me too. Anyone from Israel around?

That would be our Golden Jerusalem, but he's out of coffee so he might be a lil' bit testy.

Golde Jerusalem
Hola hermano, ¿cómo estás? :)

Nasrallah on C-Span 2 now.

What an asswipe.

Extras are fascinating. Sometimes I will just watch them instead of the main characters..

#251 Golden Jerusalem

Well, at least it wasn't the toilet paper.

I guess I'm drinking tea :P

Yeah, the coffee can be a little easier to replace.

/IMO.

Thanks, Swampwoman.

(Here GJ, I've got extra Verona... ).

What is happening there?

#262 tradewind

What an asswipe.

There you go, GJ. Just in case your flatmate runs y'all out of the toilet paper, too.

/But he looks a little scratchy to me.

Gee I just read in a Mex paper that Chávez just wirhdrew his ambassador in Israel.
The amazing part of the news is that he had an ambassador there.
I wonder since when.

Swampwoman,

He looks like a eunuch to me. Or a dark side version of the Pillsbury DoughImam.

#258 zombie:

Dang, this thread is populated by extras tonight! We should all just walk back and forth in the backround while the rest of the commenters take center stage.

Me, I'm planning to star in my own movie tonight :D

#261 miguel:

Hola Miguel!

Estoy bien, gracias! Comenzio el curso el lunes :P

Babelfish: Espero que haya algunos chicas calientes para ayudarme con mi preparacion...

#256 Bordm

From now on, when you walk in the place, they're going to hand you the mop before they serve you.

From now on, I'm sticking to bottled water.

#252 zombie
Strange as it seems, the two friendliest, nicest people I've ever worked with in the movie/TV biz are two of the biggest leftist idiots... Martin Sheen and George Clooney. Despite their politics, they are really good people. I got to know both of them pretty well, having been a "regular" on both West Wing and E.R. They are the exceptions... they knew my politics, and I know theirs, and we were still buddies.
And by the way, I am a big fan of your photojournalism... you are awesome!

Miguel,

Withdrew may be their word for it.

Run out on a rail more likely.

GJ
LOL!
Algunas ;)

tradewind
Yes, withdrew it was, sorry lol

Amalie is already fading out.
Like a song...

#263 Amalie
Extras are fascinating. Sometimes I will just watch them instead of the main characters..

I do that too. And not just 'cause I'm looking for myself! It's actually quite amusing to watch them sometimes. We do little hidden tricks to get ourselves noticed. And often, the extras are doing something wrong or are dressed the wrong way and totally ruin the scene, if anybody noticed. Historical dramas made in the '70s are particularly comical -- if a movie takes place in the '20s or '30s, for example, often the '70s extras will have blow-dried hair and polyester pants, etc. Most famously, many of the USC students who were extras playing Roman soldiers in Spartacus were wearing watches in one battle scene. It never occurred to anyone to tell them to take off their watches, and the scene was too expensive to re-shoot, so they just left it in the movie, watches and all.

#266 Swamp Woman:

There you go, GJ. Just in case your flatmate runs y'all out of the toilet paper, too.

/But he looks a little scratchy to me.

Ewwwwwww! :P

/Now, if my toilet was all clogged, Nazirallah might be a good alternative, know whaddamean?

Damn, a little of that nasrallah guy goes a long way....
He's positively soporific.

Sleep tight, ya'll.