Listening to JF'nK right now.

The statement was Bushes' fault. Not his.

Bush is playing politics.

Bush lies.

The troops deserve leadership...

That's all I can take. Oh yeah it's Rove too.

Rove, you magnificent bastard.

Keep talking, John, keep talking! I am loving every minute of this. Oh, broke your shovel? Here's a new one. Keep on digging, buddy!

Manly Men in Magic Hats

lol this is funny stuff. I'll listening to it on Rush right now.

4 months in Vietnam

I am pretty sure the Republicans just won the House and the Senate.

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

-- John F Kerry

What's to spin?

Being political tone-deaf means never having to say you're sorry.

"Descpicable Republicans." He's certainly firing up the base; the Republican base that is. What a melt down. I don't think he's helping himself or the DNC, at all.

John Kerry - the gift that keeps on giving.
Rove - you magnificent bastard!

. Kerry is repeating his vitriolic press release almost verbatim:

'Katrina foreign policy ...'

'Stand still and lose policy in Iraq ...'
..etc.'

This may be the political demise of John Kerry.

When did Iowahawk become his speech writer?

can't wait for the Iowahawk version, but he has a high level of difficulty. How can he parody this? It already is a parody.

What a poor excuse for a human being, much less an American, much, much, less a US Senator.

For Shame Democrats, for Shame!

Democrats are the party of shameful, twisted, power hungry men and women.

What's Zell have to say about this?

Yes, the evil Republicans put those words into his mouth.

But, does he still have the hat?

Dig, dig dig Kerry..."Enough is enough" - yes sir, enough IS enough.

I have never heard anyone who can use "I" more than that arrogant narcissist.

What the hell? Al Qaeda's not the problem in Iraq?

J F'n K: "Well damn! Sticking my hand in the radiator fan HURT! I wonder what would happen if I stuck this screwdriver in the electric socket?"

"Do you hear that, Mr. Kerry? That is the sound of inevitability..."

He's a freaking weasel and disgusting.

But...Please do support out troops, the wounded ones, by donating to Valour-IT by providing notebooks and voice recognition software.

Let them get back in the game of life.

Thanks for your support! (psst! and pass this message around to friends and family!)

Pretty good save. He is changing his comment from "if you don't study and get good grades you'll end up in Iraq" to a criticism of the adminsistration that "if you didn't study Middle Eastern politics and history well enough to make a good decision, you'll end up in Iraq."
Big bad "GOP is changing the topic". he wants an apology from Pres Bush for misleading us into the war.
I think he said Al Qaeda is not the problem.

I am confused.

Of course, we will all the MSM on their lies as they try to save the Dems this time...

Kerry calls the men and women in the military uneducated.

Kerry was in the military.

We now know what Kerry thinks of himself.

J F'ing Kerry.
*spit*

Fox followed the press conference immediately with Kerry's actual statement. He is so busted.

Well, he can always go home and kick his flying dog.

Pawn of the Oppressor

PERFECT!

This isn't the Iowahawk version, it's Scott Ott's. Has to be.

The dumb bitch on Fox says she thinks "he was misunderstood."

Thank God this man was never elected POTUS.

"Katrina foreign policy..." - JFK

Warning: Cat5 in Seattle due to spinning blowhard

It reminds me of what my daddy once told me about looking for a job: throw a lot of shit on the wall--something will stick.

Enjoy your dissection John (F's self) Kerry..

We will.

z'all he can do till he be spin-dried! then he B HUNG OUT! i know some very heavy minds what R in the military...only a small amount of brain matter needed to realize that the ground U B trashin' B the same!ground U B walkin'on D2D!

Watching the press conf.

Kerry already managed to drop the mike... and refuses to apologize... calling his statement "a botched joke."

"Shame on them, shame on them!"

Dave
Israel At Level Ground

This Kinda reminds me of the Film Bulworth...except Kerry's spouting complete Gibberish

I'm stunned. This is just freaking bizarre, even for John Kerry. As someone who made his entire political career calling American troops rapists and murderers, it's especially freakish.

I forgot that this was the same guy who bagged a 16 point buck in Cape Cod while crawling through the brush.

With Kerry, all things are possible.

Kerry is a botched joke.

Dem strategist:

"He clearly mangled his prepared statement"

Yeah, he had a real statement before he had the fake one...

# 28, doppelganglander:

He is so busted.

And there is no bust like the bust when you bust yourself! (So says my 7 year old nephew!)

Kerry reacted: "If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they're crazy."

Gee John, that kind of rings hollow after you testified to congress about how your fellow soldiers tortured, raped, cut off ears and heads and ravaged the country in a manner reminiscent of Jingis Con you pathological liar.

Definitely a Muskie moment.

He already talked himself out of the whitehouse run

If he keeps talking he wont be a senator much longer either

#3 yeah that!

"I'll stand up to anyone at anytime"

OK Johnny boy - you, me and tfk in a room.
Ten minutes. Not even.

Oh yeah. Thanks to Col. Bud Day and the Swift Boat Vets for forcing Kerry to respond immediately to these "slanders" instead of just ignoring them. Now, he proves more than ever that he is undefensible and an arrogant, self-serving, narcisstic charlatan that has never cared for anything or anybody that didn't have a few billion dollars and a SUV in Sun Valley.

He just applied for another purple heart for wounds to his credibility caused by these Republican attacks.

#44 Geepers 10/31/2006 11:48AM PST

Kerry reacted: "If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they're crazy."

Gee John, that kind of rings hollow after you testified to congress about how your fellow soldiers tortured, raped, cut off ears and heads and ravaged the country in a manner reminiscent of Jingis Con you pathological liar.

AMEN!

Replay - let me make it crystal clear as crystal clear as I know how I apologize to no one...

The indignity of it all! John Forbes Kerry should not have to kowtow to all those unwashed voters.

I think that the Democrats are trying to put all the conservative satirists out of business by just going completely over the top and leaving nothing left to satirize.

As Jane Skinner just said, Kerry is the Republicans' gift that keeps on giving. Brit Hume feels it will peter out in a day or two, but I think this one's got legs.

Unreal. Does this guy really think people are going to buy the excuse that when he was speaking at a rally for public college funding and for Angelides that his comments about studying hard etc. were about BUSH?

I just saw the press conference. My God, what a bitter asshole.

#46 bill amos:

Sorry, but he's not going to talk himself out of his Senate seat. He's from Massachusetts after all. He could drive drunk, kill someone, and not report his crime and still get elected ad infinitum.

Rush: "Its Christmas on Halloween".

LOL

It never ends for the demonrats. Say whatever they want, no matter how outrageous, and never be accountable.

“those who didn’t study before the invasion of Iraq?”

Why oh why don't I have a t.v. in my office... [kicking self]... this sounds like way too much fun to miss.

what is it about the Democrat leadership that seems to lead towards insanity?

Little Winger wanted to post a reply to John Fuckin' Kerry's statement.

But he is riding the short bus in Iraq at the moment.

#56 lawhawk 10/31/2006 11:50AM PST

#46 bill amos:

Sorry, but he's not going to talk himself out of his Senate seat. He's from Massachusetts after all. He could drive drunk, kill someone, and not report his crime and still get elected ad infinitum.

You've got that one right. I've been watching this ass for twenty years now. Why he is still in office I have NO clue!

This is why I'm proud to have voted Bush.

Come on Nov 7th! I can't wait!

The Emily Latella of politicians: "Never mind!"

What a complete, total, absolutely flaming, gaping a**hole!

THank God He's Not President.

McCain's response was very quiet, very restrained, and very scary. I would not want to piss that man off.

Ha, they're playing the clip again!

I think I just figured out who Michael Ingnatieff reminds me of. Like Kerry, he seems to be completely maladroit and utterly devoid of any discernable political smarts. The U.S. was spared the disaster of a Kerry presidency. I have a feeling that we here in Canada may not have the good forture to be spared an Ignatieff government.

Kerry reacted: "If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they're crazy."

And good job Senator for calling anyone who disagrees with you "crazy". Moron.

And then so where does that leave John Murtha's "They're cold blooded murders" criticism? Are you calling Representative Murtha crazy?

46 Bill

Massachusetts residents have a positively French way of sizing up a situation and then deliberately making the wrong choice, just to be contrary. Enshrining arrogant stupidity is Massachusetts' primary function. He'll be a Senator until the day he dies, just like Lifeguard Teddy.

These people think they're the vanguard of truth, justice, and the American way. The rest of the country just sees Mass as an "odd little place that occasionally produces Catholic politicians". Trust me, I'm from there, I know.

Foxnews picks up on Obsession, the movie

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Contains two video segments of the hidden truth

WTF is Katrina foreign policy?

Haha! John Kerry just called our soldiers stupid and he's going to get away with it. In fact the democrats will go up in the polls.

SHEEP!

And here comes the old warrior - Kerry is in deep doggie doo doo

Tuh-RAY-zuh must've spiked his coffee with extra ibogaine this morning -- she never wanted to be First Lady, I'm sure of it.

"I apologize to no one," John Kerry. That arrogant egomaniac has just turned this entire election into a vote for or against him.

This is the same man who threw the Vietnam POWs -the ones that never came back but we knew they were still there- under the bus.

And he has the gall to say that "Anyone who thinks that a veteran would ever attack the troops is absolutely crazy..."

What a complete goon. And to think that I periodically see 2006 model-year cars with Kerry/Edwards stickers on them. **sigh**

If we hand off to these baseless bafoons we are in DEEP SHIT.

Kerry really meant to say it was all Bush's fault...

Wow...

There are idiots who will buy this shit.

John F'in Kerry is a PARAGON OF MEDIOCRITY who has never done a productive thing in his miserable life and would never cut it in the private sector. He doesn't even show up for most of the votes in the Senate, which, if I understand things correctly, is the core function of a Senator. Lucky for him anti-Americanism sells well with the voters of Massachusetts.

He ran from Vietnam as soon as he could get his cowardly ass out of there.

That such a pathetically empty suit could gain the democrat presidential nomination is a great yardstick of how far that once-respectable party has fallen.

There is no way in the world that anyone (listening to Kerry's speach in LA yesterday) could think that Kerry was talking about anyone BUT the troops. It is there . . . on audio.
Kerry is disgusting.
Always has been.
Always will be.

#50 Gagdad Bob

Hey Bob!

'Then [Kerry] said: “You know, education,

if you make the most of it, you study hard,

you do your homework and you make an effort

to be smart, you can do well.

If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”'

//AP

. NTSB advisory to Mr. Kerry:

That 'botched joke' explanation just ain't gonna fly.

John Kerry's off to Iraq to find educated Iraqi soldiers to man the checkpoints
of Sadr City.

John Derbyshire at NRO's The Corner comments;

Samuel Johnson... [John Derbyshire]

...had John Kerry's number: "Sir, the insolence of wealth will creep out."

And Kerry certainly creeps me out.

The arrogant bastard! How demeaning to those who put their lives on the line every day for us. I had to walk away after the first few minutes. If ever someone needed an A__ Kicking!

There is so much I could say, but let's leave it at that.

WestPack
VN, 3rdMarDiv 67-68
Desert Storm 91

Son was USMC, Desert Storm 91

Oh, my goodness!

A retired general (on Fox News) just pulled out the Genghis Khan comment!

We need to get off this swiftboat, Lt. John... it's going down!

Can anyone explain exactly what Katrina foreign policy might be?

He is a fool.

Full of sound and fury, yet signifying nothing.

Can John Kerry really be this stupid?

I am having a real hard time controlling my emeotions right now. I do not even know how to begin describing the disgust, the revulsion, the fury and the white hot rage I have in me right now.

If this man were standing in a room with me, I would easily bite him in the calf and set his shoes on fire. Then I would pluck out every one of those fake eyebrows with a rusty tweezers. Then I would snag his tongue with a piece of barbed wire, and stick it in a vat of isopropyl alcohol. Then I would let loose a legion of ear mites into his ear canals then seal them with cement. Then I would take his whole snakelike body and stick him in the river at Chappaquidick so he could be immortalized with that other victim of Massachusett's senators.

That's about it I guess.

John F'in Kerry is a PARAGON OF MEDIOCRITY who has never done a productive thing in his miserable life and would never cut it in the private sector. He doesn't even show up for most of the votes in the Senate, which, if I understand things correctly, is the core function of a Senator. Lucky for him anti-Americanism sells well with the voters of Massachusetts.

He ran from Vietnam as soon as he could get his cowardly ass out of there.

That such a pathetically empty suit could gain the democrat presidential nomination is a great yardstick of how far that once-respectable party has fallen.

Can anyone explain exactly what Katrina foreign policy might be?

Maybe those uneducated Coast Guardsman who rescured thousands in the first two days of the disaster.

I can hear the wails from the Nebraska Democrat Committee outside my window

Did he apologize yet?

Bush will be on Rush tomorrow, btw.
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#70 Pawn of The Oppressor 10/31/2006 11:55AM PST

46 Bill

Massachusetts residents have a positively French way of sizing up a situation and then deliberately making the wrong choice, just to be contrary. Enshrining arrogant stupidity is Massachusetts' primary function. He'll be a Senator until the day he dies, just like Lifeguard Teddy.

These people think they're the vanguard of truth, justice, and the American way. The rest of the country just sees Mass as an "odd little place that occasionally produces Catholic politicians". Trust me, I'm from there, I know.

I'm not so sure about that - and I used to be from there too. This latest plus his foaming at the mought rant just now on TV might just bring a whole lots of Vets out of the woodwork.

Shep Smith back to the Kerry thing...

#56 lawhawk

"Sorry, but he's not going to talk himself out of his Senate seat. He's from Massachusetts after all. He could drive drunk, kill someone, and not report his crime and still get elected ad infinitum."

What a crazy idea! Nothing like that could EVER happen! Oh, wait a minute ...

76 EC Marm

I, for one, am glad that asshole has done this. Nothing will prevent me from voting next Tuesday. As the commercial says, "This time its personal."

Here's the "Wellstone moment" we've been waiting for. The RNC needs to, very quickly, make a TV ad that juxtaposes today's comments with his infamous "Ghenghis Khan" statement. Flip back and forth, similar to the "Head On" commercials.

Why is this a story? He has trashed the troops under oath in the Senate, on film.

This isn't new...

Best thing the Dems could have done is lock Kerry and Edwards away till after Nov. 7th. Instead the Kos kids rule the day, and the party. They were all set to party after the elections, victory in both houses so close they could taste it. It may still happen, at least in the House, but should we lose we will regroup and work toward fixing the problem in ’08. Our lives will pretty much go on. Should the Dems lose, OMG it will be the funniest thing in the world watching the reaction, the wailing, hand ringing, rendering of clothes, hair pulling, and cries for new therapy.

Clinton Squared must be giving him this advice; that's the only other thing that makes any sense to me.

Come on, Johnny boy - the voters will love it! Just melt down; it got Dean the Chair, it'll get you the Presidency.

You can trust us, just ask Vinc - I can't finish that...

Now I know why Rove was so confident.

It wasn't the data warehouse that has Republican voting patters in it.

It was the statistical inevitability of overconfident Democrats to say what they actually think.

For voters it is a window into what a Democrat congress will look like - 2 years of "baby killer, age of aquarius" BS from the 60's.

Remember, Kerry voted for the war before he voted against it.

Democrats: insulting our intelligence as an art form.

Did I just hear a different excuse?

He's using a new "triangulation" strategy. He throws out three excuses and then depending on which one the focus group like best, he sticks with that one.

#40 armytramp

I forgot that this was the same guy who bagged a 16 point buck in Cape Cod while crawling through the brush.

With a shotgun no less!

JFK

Students unless you study and work hard you
will wind up in Iraq where you can terrorize
civilians, burn villages, rape women and
children and behave like the army of Ghengis
Khan...

Like where do I sign up !

Kerry is in Minnesota tomorrow. We have some very close races. Don't screw this up Republicans. Subtly show what he said, but don't overplay you point.

#97 mkm

"This time its personal."

It most assuredly is.

#50 Gagdad Bob

He just applied for another purple heart for wounds to his credibility caused by these Republican attacks.

Perfect.

Mama winger, if you're duelling, can I be your second?

#90 mama winger

I am having a real hard time controlling my emeotions right now. I do not even know how to begin describing the disgust, the revulsion, the fury and the white hot rage I have in me right now.

I am shocked! Shocked!
That you would let him off that easy.

I want every single LGF'er that has friends, relatives or loved ones in the US Military to take a look at this and then contact "Mr. Fish", the pen name of the author, Dwayne Booth (applesandcheeses@verizon.net)

Dwayne is a virulent anti-American and he lives here in America. I've sparred with him before via e-mail, even suggesting that he leave America if he doesn't like living here.

No surprise that he declines my offer.

Also, take the time to tell "Cagle" that is showing his drawings what you think...(cari@cagle.com)

It is seditious stuff like this that is demoralizing our troops and ruining us as a nation.

Time to start shunning this weird, wicked people.

~Norsk Troll

Remember this, too - Kerry volunteered for service, right after he was turned down for a deferment.

89, frogmarch:

Can John Kerry really be this stupid?

I'm not taking that bet, there's still a week to go. 160+ hours to prove he's even stupider than that!

#98 jwbaumann

They need to, but I'll bet they don't. They just don't have the killer instinct. They should have run the David Zucker-produced "Albright/Kim Jong-Il" ad.

"And, when I spoke of our troops in Iraq terrorizing civilians in the dead of night, I was also talking about Bush"

Rove us truly brilliant.

#100 Rancher

Should the Dems lose, OMG it will be the funniest thing in the world watching the reaction, the wailing, hand ringing, rendering of clothes, hair pulling, and cries for new therapy.

Maybe (God willing) they'll just leave the country, as they had promised in '04?

Just finished reading the wonderful biography by David McCollaugh, "John Adams". I highly recommend it to all students of US history.

John Adams is rolling in his grave that this intellectual featherweight is a United States Senator from his home State of Massachusetts.

As I stated in the other thread, Kerry's latest backpedal doesn't even pass the laugh test.

(1) Bush's lack of "education" (Yale-undegrad, Harvard-MBA) surely cannot be the reason we are "stuck in Iraq." Similarly, it would be hard to impugn the education of the other Iraq war planners (Rumsfeld-Princeton), Wolfowitz (Cornell-undergrad, Chicago-graduate), etc.

(2) Kerry -- who voted for the Iraq war -- was educated at the same type of schools (Harvard-undegrad, Boston College-jd). If anything, Kerry's overall academic record is less impressive than most of the Iraq war planners.

(3) How come Kerry's first press release did not mention anything about the alleged "misinterpretation"?

The big government Republicans could lose big this year, (or could have in 2004, 2002, etc), but the Dems are so out of touch, they can't win when we practically hand them the election.

Sometimes I wish the Independence party had a strong organzation (Jesse Ventura doesn't count).

Do you folks think he might have tried to pull Clinton here? Remember the Chris Wallace interview? Looks like Bills little rant will pay even bigger dividends for Hillary.

any word from the DUmmies on this?

Unfit to command, yep that sums up this @sshat! Treasonous rat bastich, that be Kerry...

Kerry done boinked the Bonkey up the butt but good this time...

Bush can torpedo him beautifully, too. Remember this little zinger:

"John Kerry has been in Washington long enough to have been on both sides of every issue!"

He needs that writer to come up with a good one-liner. W needs to put on his don't-give-a-fuck Cowboy Swagger (that drives the lefties nuts) and pause to deliver it on the way to the helicopter. You know how he does it.

GWB WALKS PAST CAMERAS WAVING AND PAUSES TO HEAR A QUESTION FROM THE PRESS

"I can't comment too much on that, I've got important things to go do, but I find Mr. Kerry's remarks upsetting. You know..."

INSERT ONE LINER, PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER

"I gotta go, talk to you later"

GWB BOARDS HELICOPTER

You know Rove is working on it already.

CJ writes,

Kerry thinks he’s doing the right thing by being so confrontational, after his weak response to the Swift Boat controversy. But this press conference was a complete disaster. He could have defused the whole thing by simply saying he was sorry to the troops for any misunderstanding, or some such political palliative. Instead, he went all the way angry. Say goodnight to your political future, Flipper.

I respectfully disagree. John Kerry's said far worse about our men and women in uniform and managed to become a senator-for-life in the Kingdom of Massachusetts as well as come within a hair of the presidency.

There are never any consequences for people like Kerry because they are never held accountable for anything.

#113 EtNorskTroll

I can't read the small print; what does the caption on the picture say?

Please, please, please Gordon, share with us your wisdom on JF-Kerry and his famous speech!

LOL... I need help getting up. (-:

I have never heard from anyone vomit out more hypocrisy then this shell of a man kerry...

This ass-clown is done-like-dinner.

Say goodnight to your political future, Flipper.

Unfortunately, not in Moonbattachusetts.

Consider yourself warned.
Trick or Treat

/replay

#111 doppelganglander 10/31/2006 12:06PM PST

Mama winger, if you're duelling, can I be your second?

Mama Winger:

May I have the honor of being your third?

~Norsk Troll

#56 Lawhawk - LOL!

The truth is sad, pathetic and funny.

The true idiots in this nation are Massachusetts voters.

Kennedy and Kerry are two of the most pathetic people walking the face of the earth.

JFK #2 knows he stands a good chance of winning the Presidency in 2008...the Democrats will just make people vote for him, as some kind of an equal opportunity thing.

You know how you can tell if a Democrat is speaking? --He or she constantly tells lies and says, "We must..."

John Kerry is a very smart guy!

#65 taxfreekiller

So, lets take bets , which one of the Demoncraps will shoot him in the back
first,,

Good one, grasshopper!

Perhaps it is all part of diabolical plan to disgrace himself, and then have Dem candidates running in key races (running as pro-troops) to come out and denounce him.

To clearly demonstrate them distancing themselves from "those" Democrats and make them appear more moderate, you see.

(Nah, I don't really think so but it fun to play the "it's all a plot!" game that the moonbats play.)

SURPRISE!

IT'S OCTOBER!

Just heard the news...what a gaffe! You'd think he'd know better. Never tell the people what you really think.
Silly rabbit, Tricks are for kids...

never thought i'd say this, but Kerry is SWIFT-BOATING this election too. One week before the election. This is like a gift. Wow.

#99 Buck

It's not new, agreed.

But it shows Kerry and the Dems for what they are.

Please tell me you're enjoying the melt-down as much as I am!

I haven't had this much political fun in months.

Rove ... you sly fox, you!

#127 Dirk Diggler: For a man who would be president, senator from Massachusetts is a dead-end job. Ask Teddy the Swimmer.

...yes, Americans just *love* electing unhinged nutballs. All democrats should copy this page and go even more unhinged than Kerry, who obviously isn't crazy "stay in their face with the truth" enough to get elected...

#108 dave the

What about all your independent/third party Minnesotans who voted for Jesse Ventura, are they buying Kerry's song and dance over that of Pres. Bush?

Are you misunderestimating rational Minnesotans?

I think Kerry believes that he can get away with whatever he wants to say because it's happened so often. Dirk Diggler is right; there are no consequences for Kerry. There should be, sure, but in his lifetime nothing has happened except he didn't get the presidency. In Kerry's eyes, that was an unfortunate incident, not the result of his own foul disposition.

I will not apologize, don't you know who I am!?

Okay, so how many of you are still going to sit out this election, out of apathy or to punish Republicans, and let these asshats take power?

/that's what I thought

#108 Dave the ...

Subtly show what he said, but don't overplay you point.

Depends on the region.

This cannot be overplayed south of the Mason Dixon.

Not. Possible.

Kerry may have just saved Allen's seat in Virginia.

#133 Norski

I am putting a number dispenser thingie up on the counter. Feel free, and bring a rusty saber, dulled to perfection.

I hope Gordon doesn't stop by today. He just might find him head in a basket.

John Kerry, a "war veteran", would never insult our troops. OK, so he'd throw his medals over the White House fence, accuse his fellow soldiers of war crimes, and attend anti-war rallies...but surely how dare we say he would call them uneducated?

The October surprise on the last day of October. "The achitect" Rove had us all fooled into thinking there wouldn't be one. I can see him laughing right now, pulling a scooby snack out of the bag and telling dear John "good boy!"

Just let the Dems keep talking and they create their own October surprise. Beautiful.

On the previous thread:
245 Shoved Right(er)
wrote:

Someone please explain what a "Katrina foreign policy" is. Does that mean GWB is now going to subcontract sending hurricanes to other countries to Halliburton. God knows those evil hurricanes never got three purple hearts in Vietnam, which in no way helped their political carrier, before the hurricanes turned their back on those with whom they served.

Thought it should be posted here as well.

J.D. (#132),

LOL.

Look out, she's got a gavel!

90 mama winger

If this man were standing in a room with me, I would easily bite him in the calf and set his shoes on fire. Then I would pluck out every one of those fake eyebrows with a rusty tweezers. Then I would snag his tongue with a piece of barbed wire, and stick it in a vat of isopropyl alcohol. Then I would let loose a legion of ear mites into his ear canals then seal them with cement. Then I would take his whole snakelike body and stick him in the river at Chappaquidick so he could be immortalized with that other victim of Massachusett's senators.

Might as well turn it into a fundraiser for the troops. I'll sell the tickets!

Kerry is like a treat-or-treater who put a razor blade in their own apple.

You might want to stop chewing now, John...

#139 Peacekeeper

Silly rabbit, Tricks are for kids...

Thanks buddy, I'm back on the floor again.
Laughing my ass off. (-:

/Medic

He already talked himself out of the whitehouse run

If he keeps talking he wont be a senator much longer either

When the Boston Glob endorses Teddy Vehicular Homicide Kennedy and calls him the 'best argument against term limits in Congress', well, lets just say Kerry is a Senator for life in Massachusetts.

You know what I love? That he was standing next to Phil Angelides when he said it. He is running for Governor in California and can't make an impression here. Dead in the water. So they send in the Swift Boat Commander to save his ass. Oooops.

Mama Winger

What's a short bus?

You people are giving me a good time. It is so great to read your wit and humor! :)

So let's all vote for Romney for President who manages to be governor of that crazy state of Mass despite being conservative and republican.

Apparently, Kerry is uneducated as well, because he still hasn't learned the first rule of holes...

155 sandspur 10/31/2006 12:17PM PST

90 mama winger

If this man were standing in a room with me, I would easily bite him in the calf and set his shoes on fire. Then I would pluck out every one of those fake eyebrows with a rusty tweezers. Then I would snag his tongue with a piece of barbed wire, and stick it in a vat of isopropyl alcohol. Then I would let loose a legion of ear mites into his ear canals then seal them with cement. Then I would take his whole snakelike body and stick him in the river at Chappaquidick so he could be immortalized with that other victim of Massachusett's senators.

Might as well turn it into a fundraiser for the troops. I'll sell the tickets!

I volunteer to hold your coats.

If they had a college education before they went in, they too would know how to scam for purple hearts to get out early.

#155 sandspur

Might as well turn it into a fundraiser for the troops

Gee, I hop we kin fin' some won smart enuff two count the mony.

#123 karmic_inquisitor

Do you folks think he might have tried to pull Clinton here? Remember the Chris Wallace interview? Looks like Bills little rant will pay even bigger dividends for Hillary.

AHA!

I was talking with a friend a couple of weeks ago about John Effin Kerry's 2008 run, and we couldn't figure out how Hillary "I deserve to be President" Clinton was going to take him out of the running, as Dem politicians are not stopped by sex scandals, drug scandals, criminal proceedings, money in the freezer, vehicular homicide, etc. We figure she'd have to kill him--either a staged suicide a la Vince Foster, or a ride off a bridge in Massachusetts (my favorite).

But she's smarter than we gave her credit for--she was able to manipulate his brain waves so he TOOK HIMSELF OUT. Brilliant! F-ing brilliant!

John Kerry is a cancerous festering pustule on the ass of a dying rat drifting into oblivion.

I should ahve read down to Lawhawk's reply but the urge to reply to that one was overwhelming.

#156 religion of bacon

LOL. Really.

155 sandspur

Hey, at the rate he's going, we can turn this into a Renaissance Fair. King Charles the Lizard would rule and the many knights would line up to defend the honor of their fellow soldiers.

The Democrats would, of course, show up as jesters.

How interesting that was, especially FOX's coverage afterwards. They spoke on the phone with a retired vet, a major or general, I cannot remember which who said this is "deja vu" all over again for those who served in Vietnam and what Kerry's actions back then did to them.

No matter how many times Kerry says "I served in Vietnam, I came back decorated," it doesn't matter, it was what he did when he returned. He slimed and smeared an entire generation of veterans in the guise of "caring" about his "fellow veterans."

IT WAS TO GET ELECTED.

KERRY, YOU CANNOT LIE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE...

Wooo a sKeRRy TREAT FOR THE GOP!

HAppy Halloween!

John F'n Skerry!

Comrade Field Marshall Pelosi has joined the foot-shooting campaign:
Pelosi: Discussing Sending More Troops to Baghdad is Fresh Evidence that Bush’s Policy Is a Failure

Good thing Nancy wasn't around in 1945.

"Discussing sending more troops across the Rhine is fresh evidence that FDR's policy is a failure."

I take it 'Katrina foreign policy' has been focus group approved?

#86 SteveC 10/31/2006 11:59AM PST

Oh, my goodness!

A retired general (on Fox News) just pulled out the Genghis Khan comment!

We need to get off this swiftboat, Lt. John... it's going down!

I'm a little slow this morning, Steve~

What do you mean by the Genghis Khan comment?

~Norsk Troll

#160 Green Soccer

Short bus refers to the busses commonly used for special education students. Sometimes adaptations need to be made for handicapping conditions, so they use special busses.

I am in no way disparaging the handicapped, as I have both taught those students, and had a brother who was born retarded. My anger was directed at Kerry because he made our troops sound like they were not smart.

What are those steps? Anger, denial, grief, Oprah?

#101 Iron Fist

If the Republicans are smart (big IF), this election just became a referrendum on suppporting the troops.

It could very well turn into just that, a line in the sand. I'm gonna whisper this now so the DNC doesn't read it and figure it out: On one side you support the troops, on the other side, you support John Kerry.

What about all your independent/third party Minnesotans who voted for Jesse Ventura, are they buying Kerry's song and dance over that of Pres. Bush?

Haven't seen any polls, but the independent has a shot for Congress in Minneapolis (extremely moonbat liberal district). The Republican is a moderately liberal Hebrew-American college professor, and the Dem is a Nation of Islam veteran. The Republican (Alan Fine) would be great, but probably doesn't have a chance. So, people turned off by the lefty are looking at the Independent running.

#154 taxfreekiller 10/31/2006 12:17PM PST

This is close.

There is a huge black hole at the center of the Democratic Party, John F. Kerry, and as in all greedy black holes he sucks in all near him, lets all hope he is strong enough to suck them all down to anti matter and they get repeled to another time and place.

It will happen, eventually, when the Grim Reaper comes to call, a one way ticket to Hellsville..

4 months in Vietnam

below average grades in yale

attacks american troops as terrorists and torturers then and now

The leader of the Dem pack

It's a sKERRY HALLOWEEN after all!

#46 Bill Amos 10/31/2006 11:48AM PST

He already talked himself out of the whitehouse run

If he keeps talking he wont be a senator much longer either

Sorry Bill, Kerry is the junior senator from
Massachusetts, where you can kill a young woman and still be re-elected countless times if you are a liberal.

Speaker Pelosi scares the [expletive deleted] out of me!

/four out of five pumpkins agree

How's that foot taste?

I assume that this is what us "right wing nutjobs" should term a nuanced response?

a 4 motnh vietnam vet

who has and does continually attack the troops for the past 20 years

sKERRY's MO is to attack the troops

And suddenly John Kerry has left the door to Congress ajar...

Presidential? Imagine, this is the guy Dems chose to be their Commander in Chief in the last election.

Skerry is actually a robot employed by the GOP

And remember kiddies, eat your spinach, do your homework and brush your teeth, otherwise you'll end up stuck in Iraq due to the Bushitler Katrina foreign policy weather machine of doom (patent pending)

Which brings up my next point, don't smoke crack!..

Botched joke my foot.

He didn't stumble over his words.
He didn't immediately clarify.
He has never said anything similar before.(e.g. most political stump speeches with canned jokes or one-liners are repeated ad nauseum ad infinitum. If he botched it, we should have been hearing this one-liner from him throughout the past month.)

Botched - huh? Show us your written notes from the podium.

No? No notes? Thought so...

"Descpicable Republicans."

Next he'll start bawling about "Wascally Wabbitts..."

Good Lord, the man sounds like a meme generator.

Can you say, "DD 180?"

I knew you could.

Can you say "Paris in the spring?"

I knew you could.

Can you say "$95,000 of Abrahamoff money?"

I thought so...

===

A bit of advice from the son of a non-com.

Y'all might wanna get out of tfk's way. Once those commas start flyin, theres no surviving.

DOWNHILL,
R

#149 mama winger 10/31/2006 12:15PM PST

#133 Norski

I am putting a number dispenser thingie up on the counter. Feel free, and bring a rusty saber, dulled to perfection.

I have just the thing, mama...

:D

~Norsk Troll

#177

On one side you support the troops, on the other side, you support John Kerry.

The Democrats would never turn on thier own, even if it means they lose big come Nov 7th. Thier instinct is to close ranks and let those rightwing nut jobs have it. One day of Democrats going to Kerry's aide could be what will cost them on election day.

Rove, you magnificent bastard! I don't know how you got tose words to come out of his mouth, but it was brilliant!

NY Times shills for Kerry:

Part of Mr. Kerry’s outrage may arise from memories of 2004, when a group called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth raised allegations, never substantiated, that he had exaggerated his wartime exploits. Some political observers thought Mr. Kerry and his allies were too slow to strike back at his attackers.

This time, Mr. Kerry did not wait. “No Democrat will be bullied by an administration that has a cut-and-run policy in Afghanistan and a stand-still-and-lose strategy in Iraq,” he said in his statement. At his news conference, he accused Republicans of creating “straw men” because “they’re afraid to debate real men.”

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

Kerry was supposed to say, "I can't overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq."

Funny... BUT NOT WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID.

Now, he did not make it clear in his press release, or press conference...

three strikes and you are out...

SOMEONE please tell me how Karl Rove got him to do this? Do you think that, like a Scooby Doo episode, Kerry might unzip and inside is Karl Rove? Has anyone ever seen them together in the same room?

Never fails to amaze that this turd was a few points away from the White House. This country is screwed when people like this can come so close. God help us.

It's a joke. We're just too stupid to get it.

Kerry for Borat II!

Sorry, I would comment more, but I have to finish papers for both my 400 level metaphysics class, my criminal justice ammendments class, and my criminal law class, after which I think I will go flip through my pictures of my tour in Afghanistan, and my two in Iraq (maybe I'll play a game where I pick out every gun-slinging Marine who has more brains in hit nuts than Kerry has in his head, a little unfair given the size of Marines' nuts I know)

Phil Angelides

Bad move dude. Kerry just blew up your chances.

174 ETNORSK TROLL

John Kerry, Congressional Hearing, April 22, 1971

I would like to talk, representing all those veterans, and say that several months ago in Detroit, we had an investigation at which over 150 honorably discharged and many very highly decorated veterans testified to war crimes committed in Southeast Asia, not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command.

It is impossible to describe to you exactly what did happen in Detroit, the emotions in the room, the feelings of the men who were reliving their experiences in Vietnam, but they did. They relived the absolute horror of what this country, in a sense, made them do.

They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.

We call this investigation the "Winter Soldier Investigation." The term "Winter Soldier" is a play on words of Thomas Paine in 1776 when he spoke of the Sunshine Patriot and summertime soldiers who deserted at Valley Forge because the going was rough.

We who have come here to Washington have come here because we feel we have to be winter soldiers now. We could come back to this country; we could be quiet; we could hold our silence; we could not tell what went on in Vietnam, but we feel because of what threatens this country, the fact that the crimes threaten it, not reds, and not redcoats but the crimes which we are committing that threaten it, that we have to speak out.

[Link: ice.he.net...]

#196

Good lord, the NYT. Not one of their allegations was shown to be false.

The Rovian Mind Control/Temporal Distortion/Earthquake Machine (patent pending) is working marvelous on Lurch and the Donks...

It is going to be a fun week...commericals in the RNC are being made this minute...

Kostards are having a jism attack right now...it the 60's all over man...get me a doobie...Nixon's the one...put a flower in my hair...

The Asswipe Generation

#90 mama winger . . .

If this man were standing in a room with me, I would easily bite him in the calf and set his shoes on fire.

I'd love to see this! ;-)

I kid you not. Look it up :)

Ecclesiastes 10:2

2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right,
but the heart of the fool to the left.

As strange as this may seem, I have never wanted someone to keep talking more than JF'nKerry.

Kerry Excuse #1: Republican's are mean! And I served in Vietnam!

Kerry Excuse #2: I meant Bush, you know, because he's like stupid and stuff. I misquoted my own speech!

Kerry Excuse #3: Not Bush's education education, and grades and stuff, since those were better than mine. I meant the way Bush didn't do his "homework" about Iraq. Yeah, that's it.

Kerry Excuse #4: It's just part of my costume! I'm going as a blithering idiot.

Kerry Excuse #5: It's because I'm a minority, isn't it?

Kerry Excuse #6: The sun was in my eyes. I was using the wrong bait. My dog ate my speech. An old friend came in from out of town. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!

I got it!
Rove had mind-control (or at least mouth control) chips implanted during Kerry's last visit to Walter Reed.
The truth is out there, somewhere.

I'm more than sure that the folks in Mass. that voted for hanoi john have family in Iraq and Afghanistan, can you say impeachment!

The MSM will bail Kerry out. The spin now is: Kerry won't apologize for criticism of Iraq policy. Even Fox News is using that line.

I think Rove must have joined forces with The Great Pumpkin to pull this one off.

The CFO of my fortune 500 company spent time in Iraq.

Ok, after we nuke the middle east, can we nuke Mass. too? I mean c'mon...please? We can always say it was an oops...

If this gets decent coverage, which it looks like it might, this will hurt the Dems by election time. They've been spending so much time trying to win over the so called 'moderate' voters and make them forget what they voted against in 2004. But this will remind them.

Mr. Kerry, see that blinking red light in the corner of your eye? Thats your career dissapation warning light. It just went into f*cking overload!

/some movie I can't remember the title of

NMM

#205 Promethea

I'd love to see this! ;-)

Stick around - you never know :)

#164 mama winger

I volunteer!

#163 got milk? 10/31/2006 12:20PM PST

If they had a college education before they went in, they too would know how to scam for purple hearts to get out early.

A Purple Heart, in and of itself, witll not get you out early. Usually if your injury is of the kind that would get you out early, it if pretty apparent for quite some while - and he wasn't injured back in the day he earned the nickname Traitor John.

There isn't much I can think of that would get you out the kind of early four months in Nam is other than somebody pulling strings for you (exactly what he accused Bush of) or a Section 8 discharge (those are for emotional instability.) Sure would like to see his service records!

209,

Brilliant!

4 months

#209 Silhouette
LOL! I can hear John Belushi right now in my head.

196 Abu

Part of Mr. Kerry’s outrage may arise from memories of 2004, when a group called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth raised allegations, never substantiated, that he had exaggerated his wartime exploits.

"never substantiated": is code for "we elites in the DNC media will not tolerate anyone who speaks out against any Democrat candidate."

Taranto over at WSJ made a very good point. Kerry voted for this war and he's telling kids to smarten up or they'll get stuck over there.

More from Kerry and the Congressional "Winter Soldier" Testmony:

The CHAIRMAN. Do you support or do you have any particular views about any one of them you wish to give the committee?

Mr. KERRY. My feeling, Senator, is undoubtedly this Congress, and I don't mean to sound pessimistic, but I do not believe that this Congress will, in fact, end the war as we would like to, which is immediately and unilaterally and, therefore, if I were to speak I would say we would set a date and the date obviously would be the earliest possible date. But I woUld like to say, in answering that, that I do not believe it is necessary to stall any longer. I have been to Paris. I have talked with both delegations at the peace talks, that is to say the Democratic Republic of Vietnam and the Provisional Revolutionary Government and of all eight of Madam Binh's points it has been stated time and time again, and was stated by Senator Vance Hartke when he returned from Paris, and it has been stated by many other officials of this Government, if the United States were to set a date for withdrawal the prisoners of war would be returned.

Sounds like Kerry needs to borrow Mr. Peabody's Way Back Machine...

...and start over

#90 Mama Winger

Could you make it last a bit longer before you dump him in the water?

Thanks.

I'm too pissed to be coherent. At least it's a safe bet that our kids will never that thing for
CINC.

#207 mamma winger: Great catch. I like it!

Maybe this is all carefully thought out. Maybe Kerry meant to cost the Demonrats just enough seats to spare us Speaker Pelosi, knowing 2 years of that botoxed Marxist harridan running Congress would gurantee a Republican landslide in 2008, and thus endanger his chances. I mean, he is in a safe seat, he could call for replacing the Pledge of Allegiance with a Oath to Vladimir Lenin in Massachusetts and his poll numbers would probably improve.

Noam Chomsky is probably the only Mass. resident that could take Kerry's seat from him.

#128 TalkinKamel 10/31/2006 12:09PM PST

#113 EtNorskTroll

I can't read the small print; what does the caption on the picture say?

It says this, Talkin:

"Please let your sons play with dolls, to cry whenever they feel like it, to see strength and dignity in humility and kindness and to define heroism as one's ability to avoid violence rather than to incite or champion it, otherwise you might accidentally create another midnless f*cking @ss-licking yes-man to be exploited by an incorporated government populated by a bunch of ruthless cowards who require a reliable supply of such stupidity to commit terrorist acts of murder and robbery against completely defenseless societies around the world and to make anyone hoping to raise their children and grandchildren in a world organized around the precepts of peace and freedom feel as if they are living in an absolute hell on Earth."

Unquote.

Script is printed over the picture of a young US Marine.

Nice, huh?

The liberals hate our Military and consider those that serve in it "terrorists".

Time to take out the trash.

~Norsk Troll

Kerry contact info, various offices:

Washington D.C.
304 Russell Bldg.
Third Floor
Washington D.C. 20510
(202) 224-2742 - Phone
(202) 224-8525 - Fax

Boston
One Bowdoin Square
Tenth Floor
Boston, MA 02114
(617) 565-8519 - Phone
(617) 248-3870 - Fax

Springfield
Springfield Federal Building
1550 Main Street
Suite 304
Springfield, MA 01101
(413) 785-4610 - Phone
(413) 736-1049 - Fax

Fall River
222 Milliken Place
Suite 312
Fall River, Ma 02721
(508) 677-0522 - Phone
(508) 677-0275 - Fax

link to email:
[Link: kerry.senate.gov...]

Personally, I'm sending a fax, too easy NOT to open emails. Also copying to minority leaders Nancy Pelosi in the House and Harry Reid in the Senate.

/grr

Y'all do remember that this is the same oxygen thief that was on national TV about two weeks ago and made the statement that on his vacation he could have gone to the White House and killed the President, just not that explicitly (don't watch TV so forgive me if I don't know which MSM late-night tool he was getting a knob-job from.) I want to know why this POS is not behind bars for THAT statement...

"Will no-one rid us of this meddlesome piece o' s#it?"

#206 TFK

strange Gognito is not about today..?

Are you kidding good buddy. Gordo is busy cleaning his dirty underwear right now. (-:

His Hero just did himself in!

If John Kerry is the best the Democrats could do for the last Presidential election, just think how bad all of the lesser wannabes are. Giving them a majority in Congress could make all of the Republicans look like Master Statesmen.

Anybody have the number of members of the congress/senate have served?

NOT one's that HAD to go, but ones that volunteered to go after the draft was lifted.

OK so I'm reading the kos kidz response and most of them are all "right on" and "You needed to fight like this in 2004" and then I got to this:

teresa always said it he was a real man (10+ / 0-)

amd she would know

Eewww. And it got a plus 10 rating.

Eewww.

#206 taxfreekiller

strange Gognito is not about today..?

It left one comment on last night's Bay thread, looking for you, wanted to "discuss".

/play nice

If Howard Dean had his "I have a scream" speech, which killed his political future, what are they going to call this?

Cnn is trying to soften the whole story. This line about McCain makes it appear that MaCain would not have made a stink about this if he had only waited.

Before the announcement that the statement was botched, McCain, a Vietnam veteran and former prisoner of war, joined his GOP colleagues in condemning the remark and demanding an apology.

The MSM will spin this Kerry's way... wanna bet.

Walter in Golden, Co.

Linky

[Link: www.cnn.com...]

October 31, 2006

'Statement of John Kerry Responding to Republican Distortions, Pathetic Tony Snow Diversions and Distractions'

'Senator John Kerry issued the following statement in response to White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, assorted right wing nut-jobs, ...'

'I’m sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks ...'

'I’m not going to be lectured by a stuffed suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium, or doughy Rush Limbaugh ...'

'The people who owe our troops an apology are George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who misled America into war and have given us a Katrina foreign policy that has betrayed our ideals, killed and maimed our soldiers, and widened the terrorist threat instead of defeating it.'

. This press release was written by Karl Rove.

A Rove operative then tricked Senator Kerry into standing up and reading it at a press conference.

// This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds.

#220 galloping granny

IIRC, if you git THREE purple hearts there was a special ticket home...

More from John Kerry's Winter Soldier Testimony in 1971..

And this is actually quite interesting..

Finally, in connection with Lieutenant Calley, which is a very emotional issue in this country, I was struck by your passing reference to that incident.

Wouldn't you agree with me though that what he did in herding old men and women and children into a trench and then shooting them was a little bit beyond the perimeter of even what has been going on in this war and that that action should be discouraged. There are other actions not that extreme that have gone on and have been permitted. If we had not taken action or cognizance of it, it would have been even worse. It would have indicated we encouraged this kind of action.

Mr. KERRY. My feeling, Senator, on Lieutenant Calley is what he did quite obviously was a horrible, horrible, horrible thing and I have no bone to pick with'the fact that he was prosecuted. But I think that in this question you have to separate guilt from responsibility, and I think clearly the responsibility for what has happened there lies elsewhere.

I think it lies with the men who designed free fire zones. I think it lies with the men who encouraged body counts. I think it lies in large part with this country, which allows a young child before he reaches the age of 14 to see 12,500 deaths on television, which glorifies the John Wayne syndrome, which puts out fighting man comic books on the stands, which allows us in training to do calisthenics to four counts, on the fourth count of which we stand up and shout "kill" in unison, which has posters in barracks in this country with a crucified Vietnamese, blood on him, and underneath it says "kill the gook," and I think that clearly the responsibility for all of this is what has produced this horrible abberation.

#174, EtNorskTroll:

What do you mean by the Genghis Khan comment?

This:

"I would like to talk, representing all those veterans, and say that several months ago in Detroit, we had an investigation at which over 150 honorably discharged and many very highly decorated veterans testified to war crimes committed in Southeast Asia, not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command..."

"They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country." -- JOHN KERRY'S TESTIMONY BEFORE THE SENATE FOREIGN RELATIONS COMMITTEE, APRIL 22, 1971

Hey guys, come on. Apparently Kerry is running in 2008. He needs to appeal to "swing voters":

http://www.independentsforkerry.org/

Check out this MSNBC cover blow job:

Here are some excerpts from the fair and balanced MSNBC:

“Senator Kerry not only owes an apology to those who are serving, but also to the families of those who’ve given their lives in this,” White House press secretary Tony Snow said. “This is an absolute insult.”

Kerry, a decorated Vietnam veteran and Bush’s rival in 2004, fired back, saying the president and his administration are the ones who owe U.S. troops an apology because they “misled America into war and have given us a Katrina foreign policy that has betrayed our ideals, killed and maimed our soldiers, and widened the terrorist threat instead of defeating it.”

It continues...

Unsubstantiated allegations about Kerry’s Vietnam War heroism from a group called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth figured prominently in the 2004 Kerry-Bush race. Even Kerry has blamed his slow and uncertain response to the group’s claims for helping doom his White House chances.

Oh and they don't even mention McCain, the media's hero, wanted an apology until the last paragraph of the article.

Hey MSNBC, you're pathetic.

If I lived in Massachusetts, I would be embarrassed.

How retarded do you have to be to keep electing the two most ultimate boobs: Kerry and Kennedy.

btw - Kerry didn't and won't apologize because Kerry believes what he says is true. Kerry has a low opinion

[Link: www.thepeoplescube.com...]

John Kerry, you are an arrogant slave driver because you don't think that "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" is a fundamentally good idea!

I voted by absentee. I voted straight Republican ticket. Not because I am real happy with the R's this round. But because of total loathsome un-American, un-Patriotic, treasonous, asshats like Kerry who dominate the Democrat Party.

Think about the D's who agree with Kerry in word and action in charge in the House and Senate.

The 3000 honored dead will be desecrated by the D's.

DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN

FOR THE ALL THAT YOU HOLD DEAR VOTE

VOTE REPUBLICAN

Do not give the traitors and cowards the power to disgrace this country.
Do not give those who oppose liberty the power to hand the terrorists a victory.
Do not let the haters of American exceptionalism destroy our credibility in the world for the next 50 years.

By sitting out and not voting for Republicans this election cycle is voting:

VOTING FOR TRAITORS COWARDS AND OUR ENEMIES

This war is the defining event of this generation. If we withdraw, the terrorist will be encouraged to higher levels of violence, enslavement of more people and will result in the deaths of more Americans.

We cannot lose this war.

Unless you do not vote to retain Republican Control in Congress.

galloping granny

sorry my post was not clear. Seems my attempt at humor failed.

John Kerry's service in Vietnam lasted 4 months and 12 days, beginning in November 1968 when he reported to Cam Ranh Bay for a month of training. His abbreviated combat tour ended shortly after he requested a transfer out of Vietnam on March 17, 1969, citing Navy instruction 1300.39 permitting personnel with three Purple Hearts to request reassignment

.

SKERRY:And I would have gotten away from it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Rove: Scooby Dooby Doo!

. . . if I lie here quietly with my eyes closed and breathe deeply,

I can visualize John F*in Kerry bound with duct tape and covered in fire ants. . . .

"Jump the Shark!" [Link: www.bigpicweblog.com...]

OT, a neurologist comments on the Rush Limbaugh/MJ Fox dispute:

There is no doubt that the U.S. radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh's direct style and his own past medication issues make him an inviting target. And although he was, in all probability, technically inaccurate in accusing Michael J. Fox of "acting" in his recent political TV ad supporting a Democratic senatorial candidate, Mr. Limbaugh may have been very close to the mark.

As a neurologist with a large number of Parkinson's disease patients, my impression of the video is that Mr. Fox displayed the poorly controlled "choreo-athetotic" movements seen when advanced Parkinson's patients take their medication to turn "on" and emerge from their natural state of rigidity and rest tremor. At some point after taking a pill, a patient's voluntary movements are freed up, without much excess involuntary movement.

The issue, then, is one of timing. Indeed, a few days after his political ad came out, Mr. Fox appeared at a Democratic event in Chicago with his movements under control, a situation he called "ironic." Strangely, however, he seemed unable to appear controlled for a pre-taped TV ad a few days earlier, when the appropriate timing should have been easier, given the possibility of multiple "takes." Lest this all sound too cynical, consider that Mr. Fox admitted in his 2002 autobiography to going off his medication to appear more disabled before a 1999 Senate subcommittee appearance.

Democratic party manipulation appears to go much further. In offering Mr. Fox as a spokesman, they have clearly hoped he would cut a sympathetic figure immune from criticism, and the faux outrage at Mr. Limbaugh's comments seems to confirm this. While Mr. Fox deserves sympathy for this medical plight, he must assume full responsibility for his words and actions when he chooses to enter the political arena. By politicizing a medical issue, he is, in effect, saying that anyone who cares about new treatment hope for Parkinson's disease patients must vote for the the Democratic candidate in Missouri -- not coincidentally, a pivotal state in the upcoming election to control the U.S. Senate.

This is not only unfair, but absurd. Everyone, including Republicans, supports the many new treatments emerging for Parkinson's patients that promise far more immediate application than do stem cells. Republicans also support stem cell research when it comes from ethically sound sources, such as adult tissues and umbilical cord blood. Ironically, these forms of stem cells have had greater success to date than the embryonic-source stem cells lionized in the Michael J. Fox TV ad.

Dr. Paul Ranalli, FRCPC, Toronto.

National Post

FNC has Bush statement that rips Kerry a new one. Put up link when I find it...

WOW, Karl Rove's microwave gun been busy today? Who said space age technology would not work!

New John Kerry Add HERE

John F'ing Kerry has just energized the Republican base!

galloping granny (#220),

got milk? said purple hearts.

Kerry learned that if you got three purple hearts you could transfer out.

He wrote up one of the citation awards himself.

Mental health break, ya'll.

I wonder what sKerry and Madame Binh (VC negotiator) really said to each other back in '72:

Binh: Why did you shoot our boy in the back, you evil imperialist mercenary?
sKerry: Because he was a fucking terrorist!
Binh: Not good enough, running dog of the Nixon hegemony.
sKerry: Hey, the kid was just a peasant!
Binh: Ah, I see now. Welcome comrade, we will work well together.

(Plagiarizing myself from my blog)

Kerry: Still A Douchebag

Just watched the asshole's press conference. What an arrogant prick! First he makes a stupid statement last night in Los Angeles, about how if you don't study hard and be smart, you'll end up stuck in Iraq. Many have interpreted that to be an insult to the intelligence and education of our troops, although Kerry insists that he was insulting President Bush, not the troops. Perhaps that was what he intended, but it was clumsily done, as was Lurch's trademark in 2004.

In any case, he came off looking like an asshole in his press conference. I still despise him and everything he stands for and am glad I voted against him in 2004. I hope that this boomerangs against both Kerry and the Democrats next Tuesday. Go ahead and offend veterans, you stupid dick! See how it pays off for you.

Hint: I suspect that on November 8th, Kerry is going to be as popular as a California arsonist during the Santa Ana season.

215 tronman

IF Deval wins--- just give me ample warning before your oops!

Thanks

Kerry is such a tool--- didnt he call the troops terrorists, scaring women and children in the middle of the night, not to long ago?

How does Karl Rove shove his hand up Kerry's ass and make his mouth move without anybody noticing , hmmm? : )

Maybe the Dems should reconsider Al Sharpton.

#257 Brew Crew

GREAT ad! You in Milwaukee?

220 galloping granny

There was a rule that if one received three Purple Hearts one could request transfer to Inactive Duty.

Kerry was the one who brought up this rule to his superior officer, minutes, hours, after he received his "third" purple heart, I'm not sure which owee it was. It might have been when he banged his arm on his boat or got the piece of "shrapnel" in his leg. He never had to have surgery on any of his injuries, no one knows what exactly is in his leg.
His first PH was a metal sliver that was removed with tweezers and dressed with a bandaid.

The Bronze, the Silver Star were awarded after Lt Kerry wrote the After Action reports which led to his receiving the medals.

#250 Got milk

Cam Ranh Bay

Kerry was there!

Granted he was there before me, but now I feel sick to have been in the same place as him. BARF!

Line from the bartender in the movie "The Shining" "I have always been here" substitute hanoi john " I have always been a traitor"!

#141 Dianna

I am enjoying it, but my point is that we should link this to all the past comments. he can try and say he meant something else this time, but what did he mean all the other times?

He is on film and video saying this shit throughout his adult life.

LET LOOSE THE HOUNDS!

#90 mama winger

If I could go pick him up right now and bring him to you would I get to watch you take care of business?

#250 got milk? 10/31/2006 12:44PM PST

galloping granny

sorry my post was not clear. Seems my attempt at humor failed.

John Kerry's service in Vietnam lasted 4 months and 12 days, beginning in November 1968 when he reported to Cam Ranh Bay for a month of training. His abbreviated combat tour ended shortly after he requested a transfer out of Vietnam on March 17, 1969, citing Navy instruction 1300.39 permitting personnel with three Purple Hearts to request reassignment

Boy would I LOVE to see the citations for THOSE! Never a POW, still walking, no "heroic event" - we would have heard about that... he must have gotten them for paper cuts or stubbing his toes.

Typical Boston Patrician Snaab.

This is why we need a conscription army.

OT: Hizballah Rearming and Rebuilding

Battle of Wills On Display as Increased UNIFIL Presence in Southern Lebanon Proves Ineffective
By Steve Schippert
As the senior UN envoy to Lebanon, Terje Roed-Larsen, informs the Security Council that members the Lebanese government have recently “stated publicly and also in conversations with us that there has been arms coming across the border into Lebanon,” the United States is voicing familiar concern that Syria and Iran are trying to destabilize Lebanon. US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton said after a closed-door Security Council briefing that Lebanese members of government were providing some information, “But the government was afraid to be specific about these arms coming across the Syrian-Lebanese border because of fear of retaliation.”

Well if even that terrorist enabling creep Roed-Larsen admits the Syrians are smuggling weapons to Hezbollah, it must be pretty flagrant.

Kerry made Howard Dean's scream look (dare I say) DIGNIFIED in comparison.

Musical salute to John F'in Kerry's presidential aspirations

Kerry probably upped his approval rating in Taxachusetts because of this.

When Kerry was in 'Nam, there was some kind of reg that allowed a man with 3 Purple Hearts to rotate stateside. Kerry used that to his advantage, apparently submitting his own Purple Heart paperwork for what were literally scratches.

From what I understand, there is a belief that Kerry volunteered for the Swift Boats, imagining it as a JFK PT-109 type ticket punch, and about the time he volunteered, the Swift Boats weren't particularly dangerous, mostly coastal patrols in the South China Sea. But the misison changed right as he got there, and the Swift Boats were sent up river to interdict VC weapons smuggling, and thus the duty became more dangerous, with possible sniper attacks or ambush around any river bend. Hence he quickly gamed the system to get his butt out of danger.

I switched channels over to CNN.. the guy working the CNN desk said to the political analyst something about how people were tired of politicians trying to divide the country, referring to Kerry and McCain.. and were turning to Barak Obama...

I am like, look at this... The MSM has currently been fawning all over Obama, for this guy to mention Obama, I bet it sent shivers through the Hillary Clinton camp.. the guy who said this on CNN.. was a black guy..