NICE!

The US troops rule!

give em hell boys!

RESIGN NOW SKERRY!

OMG! This is hysterical! I think I popped a vessel in my throat laughing so hard. Oy vey!

I love these soldiers and if any of them are by chance reading LGF -- I LOVE YOU GUYS! G-D BLESS YOU!

I'm John Kerry! I've fallen and I can't get up!

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

LMAO!

WE REPUBLICANS SUPPORT YOU!

ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL

SEMPER FI!

IMG. LOL! That is the funniest thing I've seen all week! Plese Jon! Halp them!

OH...MY...GOD

How can you NOT love these guys.

ROTFLMAO!

Drive on boys!

That will not "buff right out".

I need a high-res version for a wallpaper.

Ouch. LMFAO.

ha ha that's funny.

But seriously, that sign is an embarrassment...our troops really could take some lessons on sign making from the Arab/Muslims.

I mean...what did it take them?... a full day to put something together?...the Arab/Muslims can do it in 1 hour...

& what is with the one color?...the Arab/Muslims can do it in multi colors just minutes after the event...

& its sooo sloppy...

Spread this far and wide!

Senator JFK will tell them how to get out of the country in four months or less by faking injuries to get purple heart.

If you make a campaign donation, he will tell you how to get a Silver Star by having the right contacts in DC and faking signatures.

Other than that, he is too busy governing and representing the entire state of Massachusetts.

God help us!

Aw man. I love it!

LET's ROLL!

over the democrats!

vote GOP [Link: www.gop.com...]

Spot any hidden index fingers in the photo?

I love these guys! LOL

Serve those who serve - Operation Valour IT. It's good to see that the troops have a real sense of humor. Good on them.

Word definitely gets around about what Kerry has said about the troops, and you can be sure that the troops themselves are not liking it one bit.

This is why I love America! These guys are the best!

Priceless.

The best humor these days belongs to the Right. Whatever happened to liberal comedians?
As someone once said, the Left started out as the Marx Brothers and ended up as Margaret Dumont.

or if they could:

Fuck You! You pretentious asshole.

#2 mglazer:

You want a resignation? Well, so does retired Lt. General Tom McInerney. Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Someone, anyone, give those troops some cigars!

Maybe the Botox sunk a tad too deep and numbed more than just his face?

I couldn't have said it better myself! Having served as a Korean linguist in the army and been stationed in Korea and deployed to Afghanistan, I guess I fit right in - you know, having no other options for my lazy uneducated arse.

LOL!

Our troops rule!

That is funny!

ROFL

Ah jeez. This is LOL.

Usually at the end of his show, Brit Hume has a piece from Letterman/Leno just for laughs.

Maybe he'll see this and use it instead.

Anyone have any idea what unit these guys are with? We should let them know they've hit the big time.

that iz verry funee

Full size version.

Sorry, no middle fingers showing...

Statistics show that Vietnam veterans are better educated than the average American. I’m sure the same goes for our valiant troops serving today.

It’s no longer relevant for Kerry to discredit the Grunts form long ago so he now shows his cowardly strips by maligning today’s Patriots.

If the Ivy League grads were left to defend this country, we’d all have Sharia shoved up our a**

Give the lefties a microphone all day long and let them prove themselves for whom they are.

scrap

The GOP would be silly to call for his resignation - he's too much of an asset.

ITS ON TOP OF DRUDGE!

dam that was quick!

It says a lot for people who face danger every day and the deaths of comrades and the sight of real horrors that they can manage to give themselves and us a laugh over this. That's the kind of spirit that does win wars!

Take that, you pompous traitor!

Real men have a sense of humor.

I support our Armed forces 100% and consider them heroes. I thank God every day for them and the sacrifice that they make so myself, my wife, my 3 year old daughter and my unborn daughter are free and safe. Every veterans day and memorial day I take 5 minutes of silence and reflect on the sacrifices that these BRAVE men and women make.

Thank you for everything! We love you all.

Perfect! God Speed guys!

Here's an appropriate cartoon from Michael Ramirez

Nice

OMG! I love our servicemen! God bless you ladies and gents and a huge hug to you all!
ROFL

I need to refresh more often. Just posted that on the previous thread.

LOL! Great answer :D!

HEY THERE you uneducated dumbasses!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Yay for our fighting men and women!

Instead of seething, they are smelling like roses!

It's on Drudge's front page now. That was fast! LOL!

Kerry. That is what is called a 'joke'. Get it?

No? Well work on it.

My heroes.

See, they're not dumb.

Even the libs in my office are laughing!

. . .and the downward spiral continues. . .

Oh, lordy, lordy. I am laughing my ass off here.

We need a video version of this picture circulated. A scene with a group of troops chanting that slogan out loud and in unison. Like a bad elementry school class room.

Weigh two goe trups! sempeter fie!

*smirk*

God Bless, you guys RULE!

We will never betray you like Kerry

We will never abadaon you

We will never lie or defame you

We pledge our undying and unmitigated loyalty to you for selflessly defending our freedom!

Yank in the EU (#32),

he's too much of an asset.

inserts 'h'

[snicker]

Man, I hope Kerry doesn't try and smoke these guys for this.

I'd love to see him try.

Troops in Iraq are never bullet-proof, but these guys just got as close as you could get.

Stay safe guys!

Oh to be a fly on the wall today at one of Kerry's many 100-room mansions, just to see what this man of the people is suffering through.

I wonder if Ta-ray-zuh has brained him with any lamps.

Yeah, baby. That's funny.

I wish I could go there right now and hug each and every one of them.

Every US Soldier is a real American Hero!

Who was posting about Syria taking down the Lebanese gov't?

FNC reporting on 'huge' explosion in Beruit

These troops were quick LOL

OUTSTANDING !

I'm crying so much from laughing that someone at work is bound to ask me who died.

I think my reply will be "John Kerry's political career".

Oh! My sides!

#11 Wrathof G-d:

I blame Bush - he's not giving the troops in Iraq enough money for signage like the [bigoted word]s get.

JAFLW

/need I?

/notice how SKerry *and* the Dumbocrats are all running for cover when one of their "favorite sons" start frothing at the mouth? Let's start a new game: Where's SKerry?

P.S.

This Kerry thing has some pretty frickin' cool legs, and they seem to be growing!

And these guys almost had him as CiC.

{shudders}

I need a t-shirt of this.
speaking of which... hey!
where's my LGF shirt I ordered 3 and a half months ago?~!
come on, Charles!
this week more than ever!

I've heard enough about Kerry's botched joke. His Presidential run is years old now.

Haaa! This is awesome!

Kerry is such a tool.

Now thats a funny joke.. but sKerry is just a joke.

Oh boy, I was stuck in my self-celebration (we idiots are always stuck somewhere and in something) and I didn't see the pic until now

BEAUTIFUL !

Pic of the year !

The DUmmies at the Democrat Underground are twisting themselves into pretzels trying to defend John Kerry:

John Kerry's Halloween Surprise

#54 Geeps

Would that I had a sense for making clever jokes ;)

I enjoy them though.

OMG! That is so funny! Those guys and gals are the absolute best! Bless every one of 'em!

Hey! All you Military folks! Just remember. ignore the drive by media. ignore the shimmicrats. Just remember, the REAL Americans, the REAl Patriots are are behind you 100% and want you to kick ass, take names and come home safe...AND VICTORIOUS!

Even if I hadn't been a squishy Seattle Lib in my youth, I doubt I would have had the guts and honor to join the US armed forces. Thank God for the US military!

Meanwhile, in the Peoples Republic of San Fran, we have 10 victims in a shoot out at a Halloween street party.

[Link: hosted.ap.org...]

San Fran is a quagmire!

Can't the dems who control the city and bring peace? Two gangs in a shootout! Its a civil war!

Thank you, Charles and Crew. I've been wanting a new background for my monitor and now I have it! Take that, john kerry, and that and that and that from our high quality guys and gals in the military.

(How dare that man say what he did!) Spit.

Got it on the refrigerator already!

See the MSM being all huffy: "Kerry apologized! What's your problem?"
George Allen apologized for and is still getting whacked with the mythic "macaca" (As in having a deep and completely made up history to go with it, geographical notes, cultural insights, including pseudo historical quotes from his mother).

from dictionaire Hachette juniors
caca: nom m. (fam dans le langue des jeunes enfants) Faire caca : faire ses besions (syn. excrements)

Kerry botched his apology. Do it again, the last one stinks like caca.

Hey my first hat tip! Rock out!

By the way, my five year old son (who refers to himself as Sir Jacob, Guardian of America) learned the pledge of allegiance and recites it to me every time I come home from work.

God I love being an American.

#68 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

His Presidential run

You mean...his presidential cut-and-run...!?!?

This is absolutely spectacular - I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard.

God bless these delightful young men and women. They are the pride and JOY of their nation.

Those boys are going to be famous. I've already emailed the link around.

OT This says it all

Cleric: Criticizing Islam threatens peace By SELCAN HACAOGLU, Associated Press Writer
2 hours, 38 minutes ago

ANKARA, Turkey - A leading Turkish cleric called criticism of Islam a serious threat to world peace, speaking Wednesday as Turkey prepared for a controversial visit by Pope Benedict XVI later in the month.

Benedict visits Turkey — his first as pope to a predominantly Muslim country — two months after provoking widespread anger by quoting an emperor who characterized the Prophet Muhammad's teachings as "evil and inhuman."

Ali Bardakoglu, head of the country's religious affairs, said "it was saddening" to see Islam being criticized while the religion's contribution to civilization is ignored.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Meanwhile, in the Peoples Republic of San Fran, we have 10 victims in a shoot out at a Halloween street party.

That's equivalent to 350 people getting shot in Iraq!

Awesome!

#77 How could this have happened? I thought evil guns were outlawed in SF.

I remember how they carried on with the Dan Quail potato spelling, which was rediculous. This is a meaningful thing to us Americans what Kerry said, and it is only a joke. ?

Our troops are the best. I am both laughing and tearing up looking at this.

Hey Kerry, up your *ss!

#79 wanumba

See the MSM being all huffy: "Kerry apologized! What's your problem?"

I watched part of the Tony Snow show (daily presser) and they were crapping themselves over the whole thing, "why doesn't the president ask Rush to apologize for Michael J. Fox thing" blah blah blah...

They know Kerry just jumped the shark, and may have screwed up their beloved dem's taking back the congress. It is so obvious who David Gregory and friends shill for.

John Kerry: "The Sombrero of Assets"

Tip o' the hat to Yank in the EU. :-)

That's just awesome.

#80 equable

You always remember your first hat tip.

Sir Jacob, Guardian of America

Heh! Cool kid!

These men in uniform are obviously not playing their part as dumb uneducated oafes...

/channeling John Kerry

MSM is alleady spinning Kerry's "apology"

Point is, it wasnt a botched joke, it was a slam against the troops.

#80 equable

God I love being an American.

Don't ya! Me too!

Thanks for the life-affirming photo of our fine military.

Koskidz attempt the moral equivalence defense...
Soldiers Uneducated?

As a proud Veteran I'll tell you, I've met the most uneducated dimwits imaginable in the Military. Second only to the uneducated dimwits I've met in Civilian life; but I'll say something for the Military dimwits, at least they're trained. But that's not the point.

I've also met some of the most erudite and knowledgeable in both arenas. But that's not the point.

The point is Kerry said something true; and it exposes the core of the true Bush doctrine: There are the rich and powerful and there are the poor and powerless. The Rich and Powerful make decisions, the Poor and Powerless bleed for it.

It's that fucking simple. And in order to avoid facing that publicly the Rove spin machine has revved its "PHONY OUTRAGE" mode into high gear. I am so goddamned sick of Rethuglican phony outrage...I'm looking at you Lynn Cheney...and the best way to counter it is to shout louder with the Truth.

...
It's more insulting to wage anti-intellectual culture wars for decades, then feign outrage for manufactured insults to "education", Republicans.

Our service men really are stupid. But that's ok because all Americans are stupid (except the liberals of course).

#77 hous bin pharteen

Thats crazy talk. There could not possibly have been a shooting in San Fran. They banned hand guns there and required all law abiding citizens to turn theirs in.

/snark

#80 equable

Hey my first hat tip! Rock out!

Congrats, may you have many more!

Do you know who these guys are? What unit, etc.? I think people should let them know they're all over the net...

these f'ing morons can't even speel Kerry write...Jon Carry? who's that? Nobody's even going to get this massage.

Karry's rite -- these peeple we send ovr there are idjits!

#95 Elric66

MSM is alleady spinning Kerry's "apology"

Don't worry, editorial pages across the country will soon be condescendingly directing the sheeple to look the other way, nothing to see here but a right-wing hate attack machine.

KKKarl Rove is one helluva a ventriloquist, that marvelous bastard!

Correct me if I'm wrong - I believe that "IRAK"
is spelled correctly in a language that Sen. Kerry would understand - FRENCH! Maybe our troops were practicing up on "nuance".

-S-

Two other qualities than the military men and women have that John Kerry can only imagine (besides honor and integrity):

A good sense of humor and the ability to tell a joke.

New US military motto.
One snapshot one kill.

THE MSM rides to Kerry's rescue

[Link: abcnews.go.com...]

Sen. John Kerry's Words: Intention Vs. Reality

Remarks Made Are the Subject of Controversey Days Out From Mid Term Election

Nov. 1, 2006 — What did John Kerry intend to say vs. what did he actually say during a speech for California candidate Phil Angelides—ABC News has presented the actual statements below, you be the judge:

You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Kerry's office has released the following as what they claim are the actually lines prepared for the delivery of the Angelides speech:

"It's great to be here with college students. I can't overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush."

Related: A Dig at the Troops or a Botched Joke?
[Link: abcnews.go.com...]

LOL. Yay! Now that's a good joke.

It's my new desktop background photo at work... I hope everyone who passes by LOVES it!

Democrat operative/AP hack Jennifer Loven checks in again.

Sen.
John Kerry apologized for "a botched joke" about
President Bush's
Iraq policies that led Bush and fellow Republicans to accuse him of insulting U.S. troops. Some Democrats in close races assailed Kerry, while others called the flap a ploy by the GOP to alter its fortunes in next week's midterm elections.

"Of course I'm sorry about a botched joke. You think I love botched jokes?" Kerry said during an appearance on Don Imus' nationally syndicated radio program. "I mean, you know, it's pretty stupid."

Kerry, D-Mass., said he meant no offense to troops when he told a college audience Monday that young people might get "stuck in Iraq" if they don't make it through the educational system.

On Wednesday, he said, "You cannot get into the military today if you do badly in school." But he also said the White House was purposely twisting his words and asserted that it is Bush who owes troops an apology for a misguided war in Iraq.

"I'm sorry that that's happened," he said of his earlier comment. "But I'm not going to stand back from the reality here, which is, they're trying to change the subject. It's their campaign of smear and fear."

Just keep digging, asshole.

Love it, love it, love it!

You've shown it to that smarmy asshole well.

Good job!

P - E - R - F - E - C - T !

God, I love our guys!

Love it! Love it! I want the poster!

Some of the greatest humor literature of our time is coming from our guys in Iraq. (See also "Hadji Girl.") Greatest troops in the world.

ROFL! Ditto to everyone above. What else can you say? Our troops ROCK!

how much do you want to bet that some Demo operative is busy zooming in on name tags to try to identify these brave soliders?

Brilliant!

I was just watching the Tony Snow press conference on Fox News and the press was hammering him over and over to just give Kerry a pass. He must have repeated at least 10 times that the whole thing would be over if Kerry would just issue a real apology, but the press just didn't get it. As far as they were concerned the GOP was being mean by not accepting Kerry's non-apology about botching a "joke".

OPHMYGOD! They FINGERPAINTED it! They walked on it with their boots on! G_d I love our military!

Whoever came up with this, tell them thanks for the best laugh I have had in a very long time!

This thing is absolutely hilarious. It's nice to know the servicemen can get a little off-time to kick back and joke around.

This reminds me of a thing that was aired on the Colbert Report. Apparently an army squad replaced one of the signs pointing to Baghdad with one pointing to the Colbert Report studios.

#101 Imploder 11/1/2006 10:13AM PST
#95 Elric66

MSM is alleady spinning Kerry's "apology"

Don't worry, editorial pages across the country will soon be condescendingly directing the sheeple to look the other way, nothing to see here but a right-wing hate attack machine.

KKKarl Rove is one helluva a ventriloquist, that marvelous bastard!

They can try but when you have popular Senators demanding an apology, the MSM cant keep spinning it.

(smirking in shame)
PIMF = soldiers

#80 equable
This is going like wildfire!
#90 Imploder
Non, non, mon ami, they are doing caca in their pants :)

Anyone hear the consensus the photo is out of Afghanistan ?

Just gets better every minute!

Are these some of the despicable Republicans carrying out the status quo political ploys that John Kerry was talking about yesterday?

Ace has a bunch of recycled/reoriented headlines using SKerrylogic^tm

Just keep scrolling...

The kids are alright.

This is a great payback for all of the bullsh%t he has said about our troops over the last 40 year…. US military rocks !

Sweet if the GOP holds the House by a few seats, and exit polling shows Kerry motivated the GOP base.

Don't forget to send them Kerry's book: Iraq is for Dummies.

#119 Wanumba

Anyone hear the consensus the photo is out of Afghanistan ?

Now that would be really funny.

I got stuck at Guantanamo once and I didn't know where I was. Then again, I was just a dumbass service member.

I guess the troops mean THIS version of Kerry.

Bwahahahahahah !

There's no way Kerry can avoid seeing this photo. I think Lurch will end up apologizing.

What do you want to bet that some dem in congress (mother murtha or rummy kennedy), or the msm uses this photo to declare that flipper was correct in his insulting idiotic speech impediment (he was talking!)?

BTW, it seems a couple of officers were involved in this. One looks to be a Major!?
Hooaah!
I think flippers's handler (Ted E Drunkard, err, Kennedy) must have been drunk and out of it. How else would flipper get his muzzle off and run his mouth with out the approval of Ted? Now that Ted has been woke up, he put flippers muzzle back on and is shoving him back in the closet. All engagements cancelled. To bad they wont make that status permanent.

#11 Wrath of G-d

And yeah, the Muslims would have had 5,000 Massachussetts flags FedExed overnight for distribution and burning.

Oh, and an effigy of Kerry, too! Where is the effigy?

Come on troops, you're slackin'!

#104 Xray
New US military motto.

One snapshot one kill.

LOL!

I predict that picture will be all over the internet in about ... oh, about the next ten minutes.

I do want to throw out one reminder as we listen to Kerry demand Bush apologize for the war, etc...

KERRY VOTED FOR IT in 2002! HE OWNS IT AS WELL!

Mark Foley who?

/thanks Lurch, keep up the good work

Socratease (#122),

The kids are alright.

Yep.

And 13 posts in 101 weeks? What's up with that?

97 Killgore Trout

Koskidz attempt the moral equivalence defense...
Soldiers Uneducated?

My father and his brother bothe served in the US Army. Three of my mother's brothers served in Viet Nam. KOS can go to hell!

Heh! There is no sense of humor like the American Soldier sense of humor:)

A Message to John Kerry from Iraq

THAT is just f'n beautiful!

OH SHIT,,NOW THE TROOPS KNOW...YO..SEMPER FI..MEN AND WOMEN...

UP YOURS JOHN AND MURTHA..

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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My guess is Kerry will see the pic and say "See, they are too uneducated to understand it was all a joke"

lmao! nice job boys.

#128 Aladin Sane 11/1/2006 10:19AM PST
There's no way Kerry can avoid seeing this photo. I think Lurch will end up apologizing.

Someone email it to him! hahaha

136

PIMF

Meant 'both', not 'bothe'... sorry, I guess I belong in Irak.

Outta Sight!

#137 maddog

Heh! There is no sense of humor like the American Soldier sense of humor:)

The Brits are pretty damn funny, too.

re: show me the way to Amarillo

It's sad when a U.S Senator can't read from a prepared speech, much less understand what he just said.

Any sickening comments at Kos yet, with IED jokes and such?

Im betting they will be there.

Hopefully someone will cache them.

That response is great...they truly are the best and the brightest we have to offer...

Kerry stepped in some macaca.

:)

God how I love my brothers and sisters in arms! :)

Need to make the connection... Dems hate this war, they want to leave our troops in the lurch (so to speak...) If given the reigns to Congress they will hurt our national security...

Republicans maybe will have an epiphany following this election...

We must ride Dems weak on NAtional Defense all the way through next Tuesday!

#97 Killgore Trout

I am so goddamned sick of Rethuglican phony outrage...I'm looking at you Lynn Cheney...

Lynn Cheney: Thug?
This "proud veteran" and I definitely need to meet.

#134 Killian

Mark Foley who?

/thanks Lurch, keep up the good work

Now that's funny!

Seixon (#125),

Hey Seixon! I sent a link your way earlier.

The photoshop at the top is fun, but your run down of events as they unfolded is excellent.

Thanks.

Excellent. Hope to see this on Brit Hume tonight!
 

Leave it to our wonderful troops to show humor, intelligence, and class!

Uh, Mr. Kerry, are you takin' notes?

Kerry has once again proven his undeniable inability to lead and take responsibility when the going gets tough. Sorry John, no purple hearts for you to manufacture this time.

Do the only honorable thing still remaining: resign.

I think this pic will become Rather-famous.

Kerry stepped in some macaca.

Reminds me, Allen is back to a tie with Webb in latest polling after Kos Kiddies funded someone to heckle Allen with a rumor that once spit on his first wife, so that the WaPo could dutifully print the allegation that may or may not have been made in sealed divorce papers.

I...LOVE...IT!

I'd love to blow this photo up to poster size and leave it on Kerry's doorstep at his tony Louisnurg Square manse.

JF'nK was Rove's October Surprise.

& the gift that keeps on giving. Way to go Rove and Kerry!

Can anyone read the ID on the vehicle on the left?

A fire which killed a mother and her four daughters in Lancashire was started deliberately, police have said.

Police said the house in Tremellen Street, Accrington, had been locked up from the inside and flammable materials used. A murder inquiry is under way.

The girls' father, Mohammed Riaz, is in a critical condition in hospital.
Mr Gradwell said: "The house was secured and locked from the inside.

"Early indications are that whoever set the fire, and carried out some other suspicious activity I can't go into at this stage, did not leave the premises.

ROFL!

4 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades 11/1/2006 10:18AM PST

Sweet if the GOP holds the House by a few seats, and exit polling shows Kerry motivated the GOP base.

I thought about this earlier and urge anyone if they get polled to say Kerry influenced you to vote GOP, even if it's not the case.

I'm in a small town that's solidly GOP, and they'd never show up in my district.

I believe there will be a huge GOP turnout Tuesday and it will rock the LLL world. Last off-year elections, we had maybe 200 people vote in my town. I'm curious to see how many turn out this year.

#149 fredyfry

Kerry stepped in some macaca.

LOL!

130: Jewess

You know that might not be a horrible Idea...sKerry shouldn't be the only one getting crap...Let's not forget that he represents an entire State.

..they voted for him & should take the "hit" too...

I'm all for marches, burning sKerry in efigy & stomping on the Massachusetts flag...

The People of Mass. should see what happens when you vote for someone. They voted him in on numerous occasions (iirc) & should be made to think twice before they do it again.

Truthfully, I think this is completely a Mass prob & not an "American" prob. We need to go back to a Gov where the Congresspeople actually work for their States & not the ENTIRE country.

It would probably make us more responsible voters & the people we vote in more locally accountable.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyone still planning on sitting out this election?

/I didn't think so

WrathofG-d

The People of Mass. should see what happens when you vote for someone. They voted him in on numerous occasions (iirc) & should be made to think twice before they do it again.

Truthfully, I think this is completely a Mass prob & not an "American" prob. We need to go back to a Gov where the Congresspeople actually work for their States & not the ENTIRE country.

Lifelong MA resident here and I pride myself on never voting for a Kerry or a Kennedy.

OT France getting "tough"

France arrests 5 minors in firebombing By MARC LERAS, Associated Press Writer
Tue Oct 31, 12:53 PM ET

MARSEILLE, France - Police arrested five teenagers Tuesday on suspicion of links to the weekend firebombing of a city bus that left a young woman severely burned.

Meanwhile, the agency that oversees police conduct ordered an investigation into the injury of a 16-year-old during a Saturday night clash with police in the troubled Paris-area community of Clichy-sous-Bois, police said Tuesday. The young man was hospitalized with an eye injury, allegedly caused by a flashball, a hard rubber ball, fired by police.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

I love those military boys and girls. I really do. They seriously rock.

The smile that won't go away...

;)

You know...I was feeling pretty down about the elections last week. In fact, I thought about staying home all together. But seeing the Dems step in it on some of the Sunday's shows and now this gift from John "The F Word" Kerry I am totally stoked to get out and vote Tuesday.

I plan to vote and then go home, pop some popcorn and watch the MSM and LLL meltdown when their predictions of sweeping the house and senate fails to materialize.

OT Best News of the Day!

"Speed Racer" hits live-action high gear By Borys Kit
Wed Nov 1, 2:50 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - After years of idling, the big-screen, live-action version of "Speed Racer" is ready to zoom, this time with the creators of "The Matrix" at the wheel.

Brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski are writing and will direct the Warner Bros. movie, their first directorial outing since completing the "Matrix" trilogy in 2003.

Based on the classic 1960s series created by anime pioneer Tatsuo Yoshida that later was retooled for North American audiences, the big-screen "Speed" will follow the adventures of the young race car driver Speed in his quest for glory in his thundering gadget-laden vehicle, Mach 5. The movie will feature other characters from the show, including Speed's family and his mysterious archrival, Racer X.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Minnesota Families United chairperson Merrilee Carlson will appear LIVE this afternoon on FOX News Channel.

Where: FOX News Channel "Your World with Neil Cavuto"
When: Wed, November 1 4:00 PM EST

Tune in to hear Mrs. Carlson's perspective as a Gold Star mom and her reaction to recent comments by Senator John Kerry.

You can also watch her in our new "Voices" video here.

I just clicked on the full sized version of this pic and it was nice to see the beautiful smiles on the faces of our brave soldiers. I'm glad that they are able to have a little fun while being "stuck" there in the desert.

Kerry's even more of an elitist than I thought.

Trying to blame the White House for "twisting his words" when thousands SAW the video and heard exactly what he said.

No one had to twist his words. If that is his idea of a "bad joke" we can thank our lucky stars he is NOT president.

And some say that Bush is dumb?

I emailed the pic to Fox a couple of minutes ago and they just showed it!

LoppyD:

Hey, I'm from CA, so I hear ya!

But, your State DID vote in sKerry numerous times. And like it or not he's YOUR representative.

My statements are really more of a comment on how our Gov system is all out of whack & how Congresspeople are really just minor presidents now instead of State Reps. They all think that they are running the entire country. This is dumb. If the system ran the way it was supposed to...it wouldn't matter what SKerry says about this or that, as he would be representing his constituents or he would be voted out. The way we have it now...these shmucks opine on the happenings in states completely across the country & in other Countries.

The photograph was on Fox just a second ago. One of Flipper's apologists is still scratching in the litter box, trying to cover up his turd.

Rush talking about this right now!

The picture just made FOX!

/that ought to keep this going for at least another day or so

John Skerry just put a new country on the world map for me..

IRAQ IS NOW IRAK..

I WILL ALWAYS USE TO HONOR OUR TROOPS SENATOR DIPSHIT KERRY TRIED TO SCREW AGAIN...

The real funny thing about this picture is that it was taken in Afghanistan!

WrathofG-d

i'm from Mass and i DO NOT support the treason from our elected officials

the majority of peopel here seem prepared to vote in a clinton clone, i wish i could leave this state, but right now that is not possible.

the lies the dems have been telling for years are all being brought out and told all over again. it is like the schools are making dumd people so they can have them vote for the dems.

THANK YOU TO OUR TROOPS!

I e-mailed this photograph to every Democrat & Republican alike. Rush has just announced the photograph at the DrudgeReport.

Nice.

I never email political links friends and family. I'm making an exception on this one.
Excellent pic!

John Kerry Supports Our Stupid Troops

For weeks, Democrats have feared that he’d make another untimely yet utterly predictible appearance, emerging from his cave to energize Republican voters and remind Americans who the enemy is. Yesterday, our worst nightmares came true in a fashion reminiscent of Jingus Khan.

“You know education,” Sen. John Kerry warned students at Pasadena City College, “if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

In the blink of his stately eye, Kerry’s words were picked up by the digital pajama brigade and repeated ad nauseum by their stooges in the right-wing media, angering military families and veterans groups who are apparently too stupid to comprehend the subtle nuances of his brilliant oratory.

Thrice wounded on the battlefields of Vietnam, Sen. John Kerry would never dream of insulting the intelligence of our babykilling, genital-shocking, cattle razing, women-and-children-terrorizing troops. If they had any brains, they’d know that. Rather, he was simply mocking and ridiculing their Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. As someone who never obtained a Bachelor of Arts degree or played for the Yale Lacrosse team, Bush is completely incapable of leading troops into battle. The miserable quagmire that the illegal and immoral war has become is proof of that.

Conservative chickenhawks can call Kerry "unpatriotic" and whine about damage to morale until their faces turn bluer than a dead Gitmo detainee, but if our troops can take that sort of good-natured ribbing from Osama Bin Laden, they can certainly take it from John Kerry.

I just hope they're smart enough to remember that come voting time.

from blamebush.typepad.com

#182 loppyd,

Yeah, I just heard Rush Limbaugh talking about it now also. This is the fastest viral photo I have ever seen on the inernet! This has to be a record. LGF, HotAir, Malkin, to Drudge to Limbaugh in just under 20 minutes. Fucking amazing!

"Really, Mr Kerry? I figured if I didn't study, I'd just end up going on welfare and voting for you guys."

It's on FoxNews. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. There's nothing like ridicule to prick the pompous dumbasses.

#177 American Jewess in Jerusalem

I just clicked on the full sized version of this pic and it was nice to see the beautiful smiles on the faces of our brave soldiers. I'm glad that they are able to have a little fun while being "stuck" there in the desert Irak.

I AM GLD I WEN TO VITNAM INSRERD IRAK

#185 Andy

You can't expect these uneducated dopes to know where they're stationed! :-)

#179 Galloping Granny

GG, way to go! Strong work.

I guess this election is no longer a "referendum on Bushs war in Iraq" (tm Chuck Schumer),

It looks like it may turn out to be a referendum on how much of a dumbass John F'in Kerry is

WrathofG-d

as i told a friend when he questioned me on my viem that dems are traitors.

there reasons to be a demo-traitor-crat are as follows as i see it

1. you do not know the history of the democrat party

2. you do not care about their history of treason, you just want something for yourself.

3. you support their treason.

why any sane person would remain a registered democrat is beyond my understanding.

and i really believe that schools are dumbing down kids, on purpose.

OH G-D JON PLUSE GIT USUNS OUTA IRAK...

#188 X

Rush has just announced the photograph at the DrudgeReport.

Whoa Nellie!

/I do believe we can now ride this [expletive deleted] through the weekend!

OT -

Just got this in my inbox, from MEMRI:

Muslim American Journalist Aslam Abdullah: Millions of Proud American Muslims Oppose Al-Qaeda

A sighting of the elusive moderate muslim, or just taqiyyah?

"The leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, recently issued a decree to its supporters: Kill at least one American in the next two weeks 'using a sniper rifle, explosive or whatever the battle may require.'

"Well, Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, I am an American too. Count me as the one of those you have asked your supporters to kill.

"I am not alone, there are thousands of Muslims with me in Las Vegas, and many more millions in America, who are proud Americans and who are ready to face your challenge. You hide in your caves and behind the faces of civilians in Afghanistan and Iraq. You don't show your faces and you have no guts to face Muslims. You thrive on the misery of thousands of Muslim youth and children who are victims of despotism, poverty and ignorance...

Originally published in the Las Vegas Review Journal.

A federal judge Media Group Wins Exit Poll Injunction
By RYAN NAKASHIMA

Associated Press Writer

LAS VEGAS — A federal judge on Tuesday barred enforcement of a law that prohibited exit poll workers from coming within 100 feet of polling places in Nevada, ruling that such surveys do not infringe on the rights of voters.

Judge Philip Pro's decision in favor of The Associated Press and five television networks was the 10th to side with news organizations since challenges to such laws began in the early '90s, an attorney said. Last week, a federal judge in Florida struck down similar 100-foot barrier rule, and an Ohio judge overruled a similar law in that state last month.

[Link: www.ajc.com...]

The latest out of the unhinged left is that the GOP is spending so much time attacking Kerry for his joke gaffe because they can't avoid all the problems with Iraq, the economy, etc.

They can't even see that going after Kerry because he denigrated the troops is an issue...Heck, some Democrat operatives and candidates are coming to that realization.

It's spin and misquoting Kerry when you take his comments verbatim. Gotcha.

I bet the MSM never shows the pic. I have to admit, Karl Rove is a genius, getting the soldiers into taking the pic and getting it over the internet in warp speed, no ludicrious speed. :-)

Absolutely hysterical! You guys are Great!

Semper Fi & God bless you all!

Democrat head explosions in 5..4..3..2..

This will be all over the web in 15 minutes and the world will be laughing at Forbes Kerry FOREVER...

This is not just about Iraq. He insulted our military. The ones also fighting in Afghanistan, holding the line in Korea, on peacekeeping missions all over the world, and ready to defend us anywhere, anytime.

How is it different if you are one of those poor slobs who did not want to work at McD's according to Kerry , if you are stuck in a foxhole in Afghanistan. The war the libs say they support?

The libs are more upset about the feelings of Michael J Fox, a Hollywood actor, then they are about the entire US military.

He has to resign.

Egfrow

Fucking amazing!

That Karl Rove is one wily bastard. LOL!

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is the greatest LGF thread EVER!

I LOVE IT! Made. My. Day.

BTW be sure to check out the full size version. Zoom in on the faces. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful!

#175 Elric66 11/1/2006 10:34AM PST

Brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski are writing and will direct the Warner Bros. movie, their first directorial outing since completing the "Matrix" trilogy in 2003.

Hopefully they won't screw this one up like they did 'V for Vendetta'. I'll never forgive what they did to that story. Assholes.

I kan't beeleave hal kwik this fotoe iz speding akross the innernet. Im thankfull four mye milatary edgukasion!

Howard Dean is now saying that Kerry's remark are "just bloopers" according to Fox.

Gooordon! Oh Goordon...

Where are yooou?

179 galloping granny

I emailed the pic to Fox a couple of minutes ago and they just showed it!

Way to go, galloping granny! I hope they show it on Brit Hume later!

#186 wargammer2005

I wish we could figure out an exit strategy for ya'!

WrathofG-d

I hope you don't think I was offended.

The people of MA that keep electing these assholes are mentally deranged...

Just saw the picture. That is fantastic. Wow!

Fox News just showed this picture.

John Kerry just commented.

"I was for the joke before I was against it."

82nd Airborne Division Paratroopers 1st Lt. Brett Popp (right), a platoon leader, and Spc. Kevin Kaiser, investigate documents found during Operation Portland, Oct. 28, 2006, at an insurgent's home in Abu Ajil, Iraq.

Just a couple more duped American redneck loser drop-outs who wouldn't know a Mosel from a Merlot.

Remember, Dems don't have a sense of humor so I doubt he'll get this.

Kerry: "See?! What'd I tell you!?"

He's probably in the thick of forming an operation to rescue these poor uneducated soldiers.

#199 Wargamer 2005

why any sane person would remain a registered democrat is beyond my understanding.

We get to play them during the primaries. (And you call yourself a gamer?)

;)

I VETOED FOR U.. JHN..N KREEY

PLUAZE GIT MY ASSSES OUT HRE,,
N IRAK...

YOR FRIND JOHN MUTHER..

BWHAHAHAHAHAH

#213 galloping granny

I saw that. I had to turn it off before I threw something through my TV screen.

ErnieG

BTW be sure to check out the full size version. Zoom in on the faces. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful!

Indeed. Two women getting in on the fun, too.

Just can't say enough how much I love the troops!

#208 hous bin pharteen

This is not just about Iraq. He insulted our military.

And it's important to remember that this is hardly the first time.

/Lurch has a long, well documented track record of disparaging U.S. troops

President Bush is on Rush right now.

"Howard Dean is now saying that Kerry's remark are 'just bloopers.' "

Right Howie, and the "Dean scream" was just a whimper, right?

#200 ibmkeyboard,

OH G-D JON PLUSE GIT USUNS OUTA IRAK...

Well, it wud halp if u new how to spell "pleeze'.

169 Killian Bundy 11/1/2006 10:31AM PST

Anyone still planning on sitting out this election?

/I didn't think so

I started rallying the troops (so to speak) here a few weeks back reminding everyone to get out and vote regardless of how they felt about the current state of affairs, having sensed defeatist attitudes creeping in as a result of the media effort to suppress the vote.

What I believe we will see now is record GOP turnout for an off-year election.

How crazy will the LLL's get when they realize they've been outsmarted by us again?

We will defeat them with half our brains tied behind our backs, just to make it fair.

I still see some desperate tactics to come in the next several days, but this Johnny Nuance kerfuffle will just drown it out. Even if he slithers out today and try another lame apology and the media tell us to move on, we can give them a big FU and keep pounding the jackoff.

People like McCain and others can say they accept his "apology", but that doesn't mean I have to.

Lerch will be so disfigured by the time we get through with him, they'll need dental records to identify the corpse.

Can we have the rain of footballs on sKerry now...Charles...time for a Photoshop moment or has Babbazee done that already?

My post at Kerry's blog was deleted. I'm shocked...SHOCKED.

Between this picture and J.D.s eloquent "John Kerry is the Sombrero of asshats" from a previous thread, I can smile now.

#223 Irene NYC

#199 Wargamer 2005

why any sane person would remain a registered democrat is beyond my understanding.

We get to play them during the primaries. (And you call yourself a gamer?)

;)

Damn said that straight,,,Irene,,and I am voting for John Kerry...

effin he dsnt git impeachd..

SEMPER FI GUYS !

#233 savage_nation 11/1/2006 10:48AM PST

Every one of those troopers in that pic should get a medal.

And I would like to see John Kerry FORCED to pin it on them.

Except I would not force our proud trooper to stand respectfully while he did so. I am sure that they would then immediately wish to throw the medal over the White House fence, soon as they get done spitting on him.

LoppyD:

Glad to hear you weren't offended...like I said... I can relate: I'm from CA.

My state continuously votes in morons (excluding Reagan), my vote hasn't counted my entire voting life.

I do think this whole sKerry thing is being exaggerated though. sKerry & the Libs hate Bush & despise America as it is...this shouldn't shock anyone.

What should shock us all is that THEY DON"T GET IT.

Overall though...sKerry is a Mass problem. My silly butt here in CA shouldn't have to bother with his big mouth.

PRICELESS!
I LOVE those guys (and girls)! God bless them all! And to hell with a--holes like Kerry.

I think the guy in the middle is wearing the magic hat.

As a long time member of the military, I simply cannot tell you how upset I am about John Kerry's comments. He is an elitist, ignorant bastard who has no business being a U.S. Senator. His statement is the first one in a really long time that has really made me hopping mad. Anyone got any clue what the best way is to contact him and tell him how I feel? BTW, I have two masters degrees. And that poster is the bomb! Hoo-ah to my Army brethren and sisters.

MandyManners

i have 2 plans

plan A : lottery

plan B : McDonalds Monopoly

i figure i have a 50/50 shot, either i win or i loose.

and i've had the longest run of bad luck...

;-)

here is a nice kerry site, by Howie Carr

Are other military units going to stand by and let this one get all the glory?

/c'mon, let's make it a competition!

OT RAF fighter jets have been scrambled six times in the past year to intercept passenger planes in UK airspace.
In four cases, concerns were resolved before the jets intercepted aircraft - but two were escorted to "suitable destinations", said the government.

Beautiful.

Godspeed, American warriors!

#214 Spenser with an (S)

Gooordon! Oh Goordon...

Where are yooou?

Gordon was reportedly last seen hiding under his bed, in the fetal position, sucking his thumb.

#175 elric66

I wouldn't get that excited. It will suck as bad as the fast and the furious.

Meet the real Speed racer

[Link: www.scottspeed.com...]

Moore in 04, Kerry in 06, who will it be in 08 to demonstrate whi the dems really are?

#236 ibmkeyboard

and I am voting for John Kerry...

Is that before or after you don't vote for him? (I'm getting confuzed...)

;)

"I'm not going to give them one ounce of daylight to spread one of their lies and to play this game ever, ever again. That is a lesson I learned deep and hard,"

Balls in you court, JeanFK.

BWHAHAHAHAHAH

ROTFL. The photo is a knockout! The more MSM try to spin out of this mess, the longer it will dominate the news cycle.

Now let's badger SCarry until he apologizes to the troops.

I say the look behind the P and the S. I believe Jean Francoise Querey is getting the one finger solute behind that banner.

#248 hous bin pharteen 11/1/2006 10:51AM PST
#175 elric66

I wouldn't get that excited. It will suck as bad as the fast and the furious.

Meet the real Speed racer

[Link: www.scottspee...]

ANd they delayed the Halo movie :-(

#239 wrathofG-d
LoppyD:

Glad to hear you weren't offended...like I said... I can relate: I'm from CA.

My state continuously votes in morons (excluding Reagan), my vote hasn't counted my entire voting life.

I don't understand that. Just because your candidate does not win does not mean your vote doesn't count.

#251 savage_nation 11/1/2006 10:52AM PST

#239 granny

Except I would not force our proud trooper to stand respectfully while he did so. I am sure that they would then immediately wish to throw the medal over the White House fence, soon as they get done spitting on him.

Would be a terrific photo op though, wouldn't ya say?

And why the White House? Better place would be his Vail 'cottage'... :D

I mentioned the White House because Traitor John claims to have thrown HIS medals over the White House fence. You're right - Vail is better.

Brilliant

#220 Elric

LOL! You're a genius. That was good.

Moore in 04, Kerry in 06, who will it be in 08 to demonstrate whi the dems really are?

Yes, most likely Query would be President today if it wasn't for Moore, and ummm, Query. Dashle would definitely still be in the Senate if it wasn't for Moore. Ohhh, I bet he regrets hugging fatman now.

wrathofG-d

the issue is bigger than kerry, remember how many votes he got in 2004?

his views are not his alone, they are shared by the vast majority of the demo-traitors-crats.

Great pic! "botched" joke my a... It was and is obvious what Kerry meant. Just like all the rest of the dhimmicrats they "loathe" the military.Kerry believes we are back in Vietnam and the draft when people had no choice about going to war. These fine men and women choose to go. They believe in the mission and they don't need any pompous,elitist,botox, rich widow marrying slime,telling them what they think.

PLEASE someone, a hi-res version! Would make a great T-shirt.

wargammer,

FWIW, as others have noted, in some areas people are registered as Democrats so they can vote in primaries in heavily populated Democrat enclaves, such as NYC.

My mother, who lives in Manhattan, has always been registered as a Democrat but hasn't voted for one since John Kennedy (my father was a Kennedy delegate in 1960). My dad wisened up after the Carter fiasco and voted for Reagan in 1980, which was his final vote before he passed away.

I registered as a Republican as soon as I was eligible to vote in the early 80's.

Since we're on the subject of photos (well tangentially at least), here's one of a Halloween costume that a LGFer (zombie maybe) should have donned last nite. I'm sure that would have gone over well...

#261 wargammer2005

Apologies for misreading your nik as "wargamer."

;)

#259 American Jewess in Jerusalem 11/1/2006 10:56AM PST
#220 Elric

LOL! You're a genius. That was good.

Not really, Kerry makes it easy to mock him, even an uneducated US military troop could do it. :-)

#118 J.D. 10/31/2006 9:18:23 PM
#106 Imploder Kerry is the sombrero of asshats.

Damn it J.D.!

Stop going back in time and posting my gags.

;-)

Gawd that is FUNNY!

Go USA! Go Israel!

Viva Lizardia!

Gotta love them. Hit that one out of the park, boys and girls. A Grand Slam.

Great Pix! It's saved.

Tinhat affixed, and

Now here is the real news!

DEMS PLAN TO REINSTATE THE DRAFT. KERRY OFFERS PROOF!

See the real problem is Kerry used code talk and tripped up by telling the students the real plan in the Dem playbook: that he, Charlie and others, were going to reinstate the draft, right after the election. That's what he really was hinting at when he said, (and I paraphase) that if the kids didn't keep their grades up they might not get the deferrment needed to keep 'em in school. No deferrment means they would be subject to being drafted. So, they better make sure they vote early and often to insure the Dems get back in, and study hard, so they won't be like the 'little people'.

/Tinhat mode off

I'm not taking any responsibility for mispellings and incorrect sentence structure.

DEMS WILL REINSTATE THE DRAFT IF ELECTED

VOTE OR DIE!

HOLY SHIT, the guy second on the far left is my boy Robert, who went to West Point!

He's a 2nd Lt.! Good for him making this picture!

shortboard surfer,

Try this version.

Not sure if it's a hi-res, but it sure is a much larger version.

#247 Yank in the EU

Gordon was reportedly last seen hiding under his bed, in the fetal position, sucking his thumb.

BWHAHAHAHAHAAA!

So funny!

lmfao...that's funny as fuck hilarious.

'How dare these men in the military dishonor a Senator'

...please dems, bring out *that* argument

#263 shortboard surfer 11/1/2006 10:58AM PST

PLEASE someone, a hi-res version! Would make a great T-shirt.

See linky under the pic above. That one is plenty big enough for a Tshirt.

I was really surprised to see the ratio of anti-Kerry statements to pro-Kerry backers over on the YouTube link to the Imus tape.
It's like 97 to 1! this thing has really struck a nerve.

as well it should.

Fed Up Patriot (#273),

Whoo Hoo!

Buy him a beer for me.

John have been in my gin soaked raisins again

Proving once again that Dems are impervious to logic, I just heard a sound bite on the radio from a voter in NJ, my former home: "I'm a registered Democrat and this [Kerry incident] won't change my vote."

Also, OT: a verdict in the Georgia FMG case: the dad was found guilty.