Who gives a shit?

/had to be said.

So they can sodomize animals, but they can't face East when taking a dump?

the left will say "just poop, but not in the direction of mecca"

I will respect their religion when they respect mine.

Gawd! Stop this madness! They're in prison, they don't get their nutty toilet fetishes pandered to...'Faith leaders'. Well, there's always only ONE faith that is catered for (nope it's not Christian, Jewish, Hindu, etc).
Awaiting the usual 'Britain is Toast' cries. Sigh.

That's funny, Rush Limbaugh just commented on this. He made the rhetorical question. What do they do while on a plane? Go to the cockpit with a box cutter and demand that the plane be turned to mecca while they take a dump?

Always good to see you tackling the tough issues of our time.

Can't wait to hear what CAIR has to say about this.

If I was in charge of that prison, I'd make sure ALL toilets were facing Mecca. This is supposed to be PRISON, after all, not a day camp.

/"And this one time, at prison camp..."

Isn't East kinda relative? I mean, the Earth is a globe, so technically, no matter where one makes a mud monkey, it's going to face mecca.

muslims do belive the Earth is round, right? I mean, even us ignorant Christians gave up on that one.

What better to think of while taking a crap than Mecca?! I think I will have my toilet turned also!

They should be greatful to be alive.....in their own world they would lose a hand or their head for crimes...

Charles,

Some British Muslim prison inmates will now be able to Just Poop™ while facing Mecca

Shouldn't that read " ...while not facing Mecca"?

Weren't the toilets moved so that they wouldn't face Mecca?

Islamic code prohibits Muslims from facing or turning their backs on the direction of prayer when they use the bathroom.

Oh, give me a friggin' break. What next?

Religion of Poop™

More on the self-hating racist Barack Hussein Obama:

‘Trapped between two worlds’

Although Obama was raised by his mother, he identified more closely with the race of his father, who left the family when Obama was 2.

“I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites,” he wrote.

In other words, he was ashamed of his mother's wihteness, because his black friends thought he was trying to get "in with whitey" by talking about her. So Obama chose to pretend that his white mother didn't exist. Nice guy. It gets better.

Obama wrote that in high school, he and a black friend would sometimes speak disparagingly “about white folks this or white folks that, and I would suddenly remember my mother's smile, and the words that I spoke would seem awkward and false.”

As a result, he concluded that “certain whites could be excluded from the general category of our distrust.”

Golly, that's mighty white of him. So, white women who marry black men and have mixed kids, well, they're okay. Any others, the "Don't trust Whitey" rule applies. And this man wants to be our President?!?

During college, Obama disapproved of what he called other “half-breeds” who gravitated toward whites instead of blacks. And yet after college, he once fell in love with a white woman, only to push her away when he concluded he would have to assimilate into her world, not the other way around. He later married a black woman.

So, according to Obama, someone of a mixed-race background is an Uncle Tom House Nigga if they have white friends, or identify at all with the white part of the family. Nice. Is it just me, or is there some real racial hatred here, and not the white-on-black type that the MSM whines about daily.

“It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.”

He added: “To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists.”

Yup, he sounds like a real uniter and not divider to me. No wonder leftists are masturbating in shifts over this guy.

His racial attitudes came into play as he sized up the man who would become his boss. “There was something about him that made me wary,” Obama wrote. “A little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.”

Harris-Lacewell said such expressions of distrust toward whites will not hurt Obama in the Democratic presidential primaries, which are dominated by liberal voters.

“To win the Democratic nomination, he's got to get a part of the progressive, anti-war, white folks,” she said. “And those white folks tend to be suspicious of any black person who wouldn’t be suspicious of white people.”

And there is the really sick money quote. White Democrat liberals don't like or trust a black man unless he hates Whitey. That's why we all better pray hard that the first Black President is a Republican, and not someone like Obama, whose chip on the shoulder looks to be the size of a redwood trunk.

Oh yeah, and he's also a closet Muslim, but we've already covered that here.

Coming soon to an American prison near you....

There is something seriously wrong with the way these people are obsessed with bodily functions.

/Do I mean Muslims or leftists? You decide.

Is there any aspect of their pathetic lives that they control?

#11 tigerwoman

ROTFLMAO

#7 bos

Always good to see you tackling the tough issues of our time.

With a 'tude like that you've got to be british. Right?

To repeat myself from a previous thread-

Do British Muslims carry a compass with them to insure their butt-cracks down face the Qibla in case they have sudden need of a restroom while out in public?

Of course, that reminds me, do they even publish charts showing magnetic declination corrections for using a compass in Britain for avoiding aiming the 'brown eye' at Allah?

Muslims are in prison. I thought they were the most perfect ones.
This is shocking, I say shocking.

IT'S TIME FOR A NEW DIRECTION!

Just blindfold them, spin them around a couple times and they won't know the damn difference. Or just make them crap on the floor like in a 7th century prison.

If I were in charge of the prisons, I would have pictures of Osama and other terrorists painted in the bowl of the toilet. How about toilets with a Mohammed image in the bowl? How about a map of Mecca? That would make the cartoon controversy look like peanuts. There. How's that for respect, you bloomin' Islamofascist complainers? You should be grateful you even get to use a plain white toilet, even if it does face Mecca.

thanks for being good little dhimmis, next time we will only ask once

Are they required to sit at a 90º angle to Mecca? If not, what angle is too close? 5º? 10º?

Do they hold it in on airplanes in case the lavatories are facing Mecca at some point in flight?

holy shit. this is ridiculous.

Just give them a hole in the ground and can stuff it any direction they so please.

There is something real anal about Islam....little boys as pearls, barnyard animals, no pork, "thighing", three stones instead of toilet paper...has anyone else noticed this?

If they don't like sitting sideways, give them squatters, like in old country.

Always good to see you tackling the tough issues of our time.

Who you talkin to boss?

Re: #22, Ed...

Do British Muslims carry a compass with them to insure their butt-cracks down face the Qibla in case they have sudden need of a restroom while out in public?

Of course, that reminds me, do they even publish charts showing magnetic declination corrections for using a compass in Britain for avoiding aiming the 'brown eye' at Allah?

They want to avoid aiming the 'brown eye' but apparently Allah doesn't mind being tea-bagged.

What happens if eating at one of those fancy rotating restaurants? I think they have one of those, for example, on top of Reunion Tower in Dallas. By definition, several times a day, the toilets will directly face Mecca.

#21 ec marm

Brits are known for tough issues. It's the sausage and bacon breakfasts.

Muslim prisoners complained of having to sit sideways on toilets so as to not break code.

I'm sure it's no picnic for the janitorial staff, either.

Islamic code prohibits Muslims from facing or turning their backs on the direction of prayer when they use the bathroom.

And this code of yours makes me wanna beat the shit outta something.
/A Few Good Men

I say give them a bucket, so that way they can turn it face any which way they want.

Meanwhile the NHS has WWII vets waiting 12-24 months for their coronary artery bypass surgery, as there is limited funding

but the government can find the money to fix toilets for convicts?

According to Jewish beliefs one should try to not even think about G-d while going to the bathroom or even in the bathroom. An ancient Cananite cult on the otherhand worshipped their diety by dropping a deuce.

Some food for thought faithful Muslims.

That's funny, Rush Limbaugh just commented on this. He made the rhetorical question. What do they do while on a plane? Go to the cockpit with a box cutter and demand that the plane be turned to mecca while they take a dump?

That sucks. Rush Limbaugh thought of the issue of inflight Pooping before I did.

#24, Peacekeper

IT'S TIME FOR A NEW DIRECTION!

ROFL!

If they are so religious, wtf are they doing in prison in the first place.?

/oh, its islam? nevermind..

#40,

LGF is show prep for Rush Limbaugh...

And we're damn proud of it!

I'm sure it's against Muslim law somewhere to even be holding these fine people as prisoners. Why don't the Brits just release them now to avoid any future problems?

You guys are looking at this wrong:

Y'all are usually looking for easy ways to "stick it" to the Muslims. (rightfully or wrongfully) Well, it just got a heck of a lot easier. You can show your contempt for those that wish to do us harm simply by...defecating! (Something that will be occuring very very often this weekend) All you need to do is ensure that you are "doing your business" in the general direction of Mecca.

So the bottom line here is: Do your do, do it well and feel good about it. To adlib (of sorts) Nike. Just Poo it!

Lastly, I just want to comment how slightly distrurbed I am LGF seems to be concentrating a lot on bowel movements lately.

do these people carry compasses, so they know which direction to take a dump?

This is interesting, considering that many prisons in America no longer allow Bibles to be brought in, in the leftist spirit of "separation of Church and State", and yet, prisons would have to cater to islamics, pleasing their "religious" beliefs, while Bibles must stay out of prisons.

I'm sure the ACLU will be all over that!

/

Hypocrites!

How the fuck do you tell where Mecca is in a giant, windowless prison? If you're going to tell me they observe the position of the sun during their yard exercises, and then measure that against the location of their cell, why in the hell don't they use some of that brainpowerritualized computation to live like a civilized people?

/I know why...

Attention: Real Estate Developers

To keep terrorists out of your neighborhood...

When planning your new subdivision in Houston, TX

Aim all toilets due Northeast or Southwest

IslamiCity Prayer Times for Houston (Texas), USA
Latitude : 29 45 'N' Longitude : 95 21 'W'
Time Zone : -6 H
Qibla : 45 30 26 E (From N)

One thing's for sure...it's not the toilets that are being turned in Britain.

I'm giddy. My very first hat tip! :-D

I heard a Pennsylvania National Guard guy that had been assigned to guard saddam. He remarked on talk radio here in Philadelphia, that saddam didn't use toilet paper. So, can we assume that the cost of reorienting the muslim potties will be offset by the saving by not having to buy the jailhouse muslims toilet paper? Yea, we have jailhouse muslims here in the US. Oliver North has said that there is heavy recruting in our prisons. There is a lot of effort to radicalize them to be homicide bombers when they get out. The results of the War on Poverty, folks.

Sociopaths have a strong sense of personal victimhood. Likewise they tend to be superficially charming like Iran's leader. This is a standard indicator of the mindset and no surprise. Sadly, the Left has been enabling and perpetrating sociopathy for generations.

[anal-retentive joke withheld to maintain serious tone]

#48 Lazarus-

Please note that by having Muslim health professionals aim Northeast to face Mecca, instead of East-SouthEast, the Muslims who figure out these things are at least admitting the Earth isn't flat.

Speaking of shit:

Election Law Violated in Kerry's Bunny Suit Visit

The ignominy continues for the hapless Lerch. Not only was the NASA visit a campaign violation, it revives the infamous bunny suit photo once again.

He was against looking like an idiot before he looked like an idiot.

#34, Ed

What happens if eating at one of those fancy rotating restaurants?

You just got to time it right and make it quick.

(related discussion on Muslims in space ensues...)

When I was in Bahrain during Desert Storm, we didn't even have toilets. We had some strange 7th century shitter: a porcelain 4" diameter hole on the floor that you had to squat over. If your aim was good, you'd hear the satisfying splashes from below a couple seconds after you pickled your bombs. If your aim was bad, which was often the case, UGH! Disgusting culture in so many ways.

Remember the Highway of Death in Kuwait? It was brought to you courtesy of Marine Air! Your welcome! Glad to do it! Looking forward to us making crispy critters out of millions of Islamofascists!

#16 Lizard by the Bay

No wonder leftists are masturbating in shifts over this guy.

You do have a way with words, Lizard.

I've said it once and I will say it again, Russia is as much the enemy of the free world as the Jihadists and Islamofascists:

Russia wants freeze lifted on international aid to Hamas

January 30, 2007, 6:44 PM (GMT+02:00)

"The demand will be made at the next meeting of the Middle East Quartet in Washington Friday, Feb. 2, according to President Vladimir Putin’s personal envoy, Dep.Foreign Ministery Alexander Saltanov. Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov will attend the meeting hosted by US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. The blockade on international aid was imposed last year when the Hamas terrorist group was elected to Palestinian government."

Putin seems to ignore those silly little things like supplying nukes to Iran, and advanced weaponry to Syria and their ilk.

Looks like the good old days are back. Russia squirmed its way into the G-7 For what--a dual screw on us Western dupes.

Beware the Great Bear from the North.

Israel should point a few nuclear warheads at Moscow, IMO.

Good news, the Islamic sect that runs the masjid closest to my house isn't Wahhabi, and is apparently despised in Saudi Arabia.

#52 ladycatnip

I'm giddy. My very first hat tip! :-D

Congratulations!

...and I am supposed to care where they squat because............?

Ed Mahmoud

Is Ground Hog Day still looking for a foot of snow from DC to Boston, I-95 corridor? Weather says, for us here in the Shenandoah Valley, it will start Thursday but no reference to accumulation.

So if one is on the eastern outskirts of mecca then you would have to face west to actually look at mecca. If you faced east you would have your back turned to it. LMAO these stone age spider monkeys are too much.

And I'm sure that, in Saudi Arabia, Christian and Jewish inmates receive the exact level of benevolent and specialized treatment that our Muslim brothers are receiving at the hands of our tidy, Western governments.

Good for us that we put the welfare of terror-sponsoring thugs over that our own countrymen. It just shows how decent we are.... right up to the moment when one of our Muslim brothers decides to cash in his coupon for his 72 virgins.

if this allah dude really is the omnipotent superhero that they claim him to be, he will be laughing up his sleeve at these pathetic losers' attempts to :

1. Not face mecca whilst dropping a coil
2. Have their stinky rectums not face mecca while crimping one off
3. Shield allah's eyes from the botty burito whilst it is heading for splashdown

Pathetic really. Some people need to get a life and join the 21st century

p.s. Note to muslims :
ref : muslim banking and "interest" charges

I think allah may have possibly sussed this little one out too. Logically, if he hasn't, he aint much of a god then, is he ?

Now all they need do is remove their toilet paper so they can revert back to wiping their asses with their left hand.

#56 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades

Please note that by having Muslim health professionals aim Northeast to face Mecca, instead of East-SouthEast, the Muslims who figure out these things are at least admitting the Earth isn't flat.

Yep, even though they'd find some way to rationalize how it still is flat, to shoehorn it into their insane mythology. I seem to recall a thread about a month ago about a respected Egyptian "scientist" who made that very claim, that the Earth was flat, and a few other equally laughable assertions.

#31 Earth2moonbat

So that's what they're called. You must have posted while I way typing. And it's of French origin? Typical.

Toilets are just the beginning...

Monty Python's : The Life of Brian
Rogers: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
Stan: I want to be one.
Reg: What?
Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.
Reg: What?
Loretta: It's my right as a man.
Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!
Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But...you can't have babies!
Loretta: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where is the fetus going to gestate? You're going to keep it in a
box?
Loretta: Sniff.
Judith: Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's
fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
Rogers: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister! Sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Rogers: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Rogers: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: Symbolic of his struggle against reality

Charles, you are really something. LOL.

Ground Hog Day snow will be closer to a 6 inch to 9 inch event, but again, most models show magic line of mostly snow vs snow mixed with sleet and rain very near Big Cities, which might cut accumulations, and places like Delaware, South Jersey, Eastern Long Island and Cape Cod/Islands may see all the snow washed away by rain.

All nsow inland, but amounts drop off to not much by Central PA, up to near Albany and into Vermont.

Any American prisons built from now on should have the toilets positioned such that they face directly toward Mecca.

I see a market for politically-correct swivel^TM loo seats. Its not just for prisons anymore. Heck, even the local diner could install them.

Ed Mahmood of the many names,

Where do you get your weather info? I'm in DC-Balt and I haven't heard a squeak about snow. I'd rather be prepared. Would you divulge your sources?

OM

Wonder what it would cost to get a plumber in to rotate my toilet to make sure it's facing mecca dead in the eye ? I'd make sue to eat a nice hot kaffir Hindu curry so I could brew up a good payload for the dedication ceremony...

Thank God. Muslims in Britain will now be able to commit crimes without having to worry about offending Allah when they crap.

Because they've all been such good law-abiding citizens until now.

A dusting of snow overnight likely in NYC area...

Light snow heading towards NYC

Funny thing - every time I take a dump I think of Mecca when I see what a terrorist looks like under water.

It looks like DCA and BWI both inland enough to stay mostly snow (some mixing possible), 3 to 6 inches for Ground Hog day, wet snow that gets all crusty at night.

Someone needs to start a website where you can type in your address on Google earth or some similar program and it will check your toilet position to make sure it is pointed toward Mecca.

Two of the three "thrones" in my house face due east. Knowing this will make taking a dump an even greater pleasure.

Ringo the Gringo wrote:

Shouldn't that read " ...while not facing Mecca"?

Weren't the toilets moved so that they wouldn't face Mecca?

Well yes ... but the 'facing' part depends on whether you're performing No. 1 or No. 2, if you get my drift.

Unless of course, you're a sitzpinkler.

So would it be ok in a men's room if the urinals faced away from Mecca, and the adjacent sit down toilets faced towards Mecca?

LOL! Charles!

#84 Ed Mahmoud

Yes, temps will be low enough for crusty. LOL

OMG is that like a tinkle sprinkle?

(just kidding)

OMG is that like a tinkle sprinkle?

Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie?

Or the women will beat your little Petey?

Little!?

And then you wonder why we leave it up.......

Infidels hopefully have better things to worry about than in which direction we shitteth and peepeth...alas not in the UK.

Doing it standing up is a rite of passage.

The Shiites are certainly relieved.

#96 zulubaby

Well, who are YOU talking about?

I suppose "not doing things that will get you sent to prison" would be too much to ask of the Muslim faithful, huh?

#98 WriterMom

Infidels hopefully have better things to worry about than in which direction we shitteth and peepeth

All we are saaaaaying......is give peepeth a chaaaaaance.........

Does it say how they made the measurements? Did some unlucky kufaar have the job of taking a compass into the stinky, dank, British prison cells and find the direction of Mecca? Can you imagine?

Why do they carve a crescent on the outhouse door?

I think it is an ancient, calculated insult; I've never been able to prove it.

Works for me though.

Mecca is a bit east from north in most of the USA.

#7 Bos
Of course this is a tough issue of our time. How do we deal with the muslim hoard that is more concerned about toilet placement than obeying our laws?
They are in jail for a reason.
My question to you is what do you do with a derranged population that sighs when a father murders his daughter but obediently faces the moon rock when having a BM?

Just give 'em funky compasses. Problem solved.

Just poop.......

#104 WriterMom

Does it say how they made the measurements? Did some unlucky kufaar have the job of taking a compass into the stinky, dank, British prison cells and find the direction of Mecca? Can you imagine?

Ahah! You bring up an interesting question. Since the magnetic fields in the UK are twisted enough to warp time, how do they really know what direction the perfect magnetism-free city of Mecca is?

I used Arab toilets in Israel and they were like a shower pan with a hole. Took some balance and timing to drop one over the target area.

Thanks for the post I'll be thinking of Mecca the next time I am crapping.
Hey it landed, facing east! That got to be a good sign of something!

I guess this begs the question: "Exactly what are they praying for on the toilet?"

Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahemorrhoid!

#101 WriterMom 1/30/2007 11:53AM PST

#96 zulubaby

Well, who are YOU talking about?

Klaus? LOL.

Any chance of this rule getting into the next version of the National Plumbing Code?

/must be hell for Meccan plumbers

Lazarus: I'm not sure how the British prisons are aligned, but I've heard that at Gitmo, we actually paint freaking arrows on the floor, so the prisoners know which way Mecca is, so that they can pray 29 times a day, on the prayer mats WE supply, with the Korans WE supply, while eating the food that meets their dietary requirements that WE supply.....so I'm sure the toilets at Gitmo are facing the appropriate way, too, since we made sure to help them know which way to face. It's a shame we're such hateful, disrespectful terrorists, the prisoners at Gitmo have it better than a lot of our own citizens living in America.

#109 Planet X

I used Arab toilets in Israel and they were like a shower pan with a hole. Took some balance and timing to drop one over the target area.

And then the principal comes down, tells the girls to leave, closes the door, and then asks "who squeezed off a chocolate hot dog in the urnal"......

Logically, they cannot have a toilet in the Kabba.

#113 Lorenska

It's not just irritating, though. There's a very practical downside to such religious accomodations. They see it as weakness, and are encouraged to fight on by it. This isn't just sensitivity or a little attention to detail, it's stupid and counterproductive.

Ummm, isn't there two different directions (180 deg. opposite) that one can face to ultimately get to the same point on Earth? If they sit on the toilet with Mecca to their backs, aren't they also facing Mecca?

Bidet by Bin Laden

#111 zulubaby

*grin*

WriterMama, I'm going to *kill* you! LOL!

If the Muslims really wanted to pray facing Mecca, the toilet would need to be hung from the ceiling.

On second thought, I think this is a good idea.

If one poops in an upright position, so ones butt points straight down, one's 'brown eye' is also winking at Allah when on a cruise ship between Tahiti and South America at 21.5ºS and 140.25ºW.

#116 Earth2Moonbat:

You took the words right out of my mouth....every little appeasement we offer shows them that we are weak and submissive, that we're more worried about offending someone's delicate sensibilities (or God forbid, looking bad to the rest of the world), and it makes them that much bolder when fighting us. "Worry about getting arrested by the Americans? Please, their prisons are a lot nicer than the caves we live in now, and if they don't give us everything we want - or if they DARE to try to interrogate or punish us - we know all we have to do is scream to Amnesty Intl, and we'll get everything we want and more." When (false) stories about the Koran being flushed (too bad it WAS false) get more print than the torture and killing of our own citizens and soldiers, SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG.

#117 RightLogic

Ummm, isn't there two different directions (180 deg. opposite) that one can face to ultimately get to the same point on Earth? If they sit on the toilet with Mecca to their backs, aren't they also facing Mecca?

I have another thought. What happens to someone who is exacly on the opposite side of the earth? Which way do they face? This must be a sever problem for those muslims.

Where is the opposite of Mecca on Earth?

#120 zulubaby

*LOL*

You'll have to catch me first.

In college, i had a Saudi friend who was from Mecca. Maybe I'll email him with the question --

In what direction do Meccans poop?

Oh, yes...

I always thought that people poop downwards.

(Sorry for that.)

#117 RightLogic
Your nic becomes you. For such a difficult question, we may have to ask the Imam.

#124 NJDhockeyfan

Where is the opposite of Mecca on Earth?

Wherever it is, I want to go there.

Put the fucking toilets on the ceiling as in STFU.

Prisoners don't have rights. That's why their in prison. I enjoy the UK, but I guess I should start calling parts of it Londonistan.

Geometrically, one cannot poop facing Mecca from the UK in any compass direction, because the Earth is a sphere. Fron Britain, facing any horizontal direction points off into space, i.e. not towards Mecca.

On the other hand, it likely to expel poop in the direction of Mecca, because the linear direction from Britain is through the Earth! Because of this, British Mulsims MUST poop upwards!

I've said this before... but for the nation of Islam to constantly bitch and moan about the western civilization and all the "unholiness" that lies within....why the F&@$ do we give a shit what they think of their toilet conditions...it's a western idea for allah's sake (shit be uppon him). Prison officials should immediately go into each and every cell and remove the "western" toilets and leave them an allah-damned hole in the floor! Then they can contort their F$@*ing bodies toward any damn direction their ass-loving allah-bitch tells them to.

/asshole solution ON

i had been told a story years ago about muslims defecating in fancy hotel room in london. evidently the old crapper was in the wrong direction so like an untrained dog they would do their business on the carpet much to the delight of the cleaning staff. i actually thought it was an urban legend, i mean really how could someone do something so disgusting the name of their "religion". but looks like my friend spoke the truth, why did i ever doubt her?

Oh yeah...one more thing... If they F@$&ing cry about not having any toilet paper... then let them eat cake.... (I think that's what Marrie meant).

The Earth is a sphere, therefore you face Mecca when you do the doo no matter where you aim. Tomorrow morning I am going to celebrate my daily turd dropping. Bacon for breakfast!

#131 Sludgy

Geometrically, one cannot poop facing Mecca from the UK in any compass direction, because the Earth is a sphere. Fron Britain, facing any horizontal direction points off into space, i.e. not towards Mecca.

I think if you tried to tell Mohammed that the world was round, you'd end up minus one head. It's an interesting point, if you go to the point on the earth opposite Mecca (somewhere in the South Pacific), and take a dump, the dump goes directly toward Mecca. A South Pacific cruise is sounding pretty good right now.......

Sexy Russian nuke plant workers wanted.

During the yearly hajj, I wonder what the Port-a-Potty business is like in Mecca (if it even exist - doubtful)? I find it hard to believe that of the hundreds of millions of Muslim pilgrims that have travelled to Mecca over the centuries, there hasn't been at least one of them that hasn't been tempted to take a piss on the Kaaba.

E2M-

Indeed, cruise ships

If one poops in an upright position, so ones butt points straight down, one's 'brown eye' is also winking at Allah when on a cruise ship between Tahiti and South America at 21.5ºS and 140.25ºW.

#134 Buxom Annie McGreggor

"If they F@$&ing cry about not having any toilet paper"

They don't use toilet paper.

Saying that though, I dont suppose that would prevent them from bleating on and on about not having any, if the opportunityy arose

Probably a good idea seeing those prisons are likely to be holding 100s of thousands of RoP members.

I wonder of the rest of the prison population can piss toward meccuh?

My dad, while on business in an undisclosed location (tm) in the Middle East, said that in the more "rural" areas it was common to see men in dishdashas shaking their leg every so often. It wasn't until he was standing next to one of these guys that he say a hard-packed turd gently rolling down the guy's arch, off his sandal and onto the ground.

Granted, this was many years ago (the '70s)...

I have recently modified my bathrooms to ensure that I have my butt toward mecca as I complete my necessary duties.

We need to make signs for all public restrooms with the statement, "Flush Twice, It's a Long Distance to mecca"

HEY YOU IMBECILES...

This is OUR country.
In OUR country we don't care which way the toilets face.
If this is a problem for you,
don't break laws in OUR country because we won't change toilet direction for you!

Guess it's a little too late to say that in England, I mean UK, I mean Europe...

It speaks volumes about a cultural group that hasn't evolved enough to:

a) Use toilets. At all. if you've been in a middle eastern country lately, you can vouch for this. Walk through the most modern looking shopping mall (built by western contractors, mind you) and into the restroom and you'll find: holes in the floor. Hi2U 7th century!

b) Wipe their arse using anything other than their hand. Mind you the men walk down the street holding each others' stinky little hands, but the RAMifications of that are enough to make one throw up a little.

You can't comment about other countries on the face of the earth that are have backward cultures, because in every other case it's due to abject poverty. In the middle east, however, they CHOOSE to live like savages.

Ain't Islam grand?

This whole facing Mecca thing is absurd. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong but isn't there a belief by the Saudi clerics panel that decides on all the rules that the world is in fact flat. If in fact the world is actually round then even if you are facing the wrong direction... you are facing the correct direction. Your prayer is just taking the scenic route, if you will. The key to all this is in if the world is round. (According to Islam Columbus is still wrong)

For those thinking of making Koran toilet paper COMMERCIALLY, beware, a German was convicted of this "crime."

During court proceedings, the judge told the 61-year-old retired businessman that the sentence was one year because of the international political rioting and unrest in the past month over cartoons that Muslims regard as offensive because they depict the Prophet Mohammed.

The man had admitted that he had printed and distributed the paper and asserted that his motivation had been to raise funds for an "artistic" campaign against Islamist terrorism.

Read more here.
Moral of the story, you can't make a profit doing it?
Looks like this company stopped selling T-shirts of: The Koran, now in 2 ply toilet paper shirt. Wonder why?

Maybe someone should bring up the issue of whether muslims are allowed to pass wind unless facing the proper direction. It will give them something new to worry about.

we had to remove the toilets in some of our overseas drilling rigs so the "enlightened" could poop into a hole.

How the hell do they know which way they're facing? Do they have a compass on the crapper?

I have 2 words for them if they don't like the toilet....HOLD IT!

This is pure, utter Cacca!

Someone show me where, exactly, in the testosterone over-loaded analogy of bestiality, bigamy, debauchery, murder and pedophilia – an ultimate tome of propaganda –the book they so idolize, that it says that toilets can’t face Mecca.

I live on a compound in Saudi where the population is 50% Westerners and 50% Muslims. I can tell you for a fact that NO REGARD whatsoever was made to what direction the toilets are faced in the two-bedroom FOUR bathroom houses, here. Nor was this taken into consideration during the construction of the apartments and villas located in the center of the Eastern Province. Ditto for the restaurants downtown – and McDonald’s at the Causeway – or restaurants and several villas and apartments in Bahrain!

Enraged Badger said it early on: “…there is always only ONE faith that is catered for (nope it's not Christian, Jewish, Hindu, etc).”

May as well just go ahead and hoist a white flag! They are going to just keep pounding and pounding and pounding away at us – those of us that are the minority – until they “get it all” anyway. At some point we’re going to end up saying, “What’s the use in putting up a fight?”

My dear G-d
what is it with Western governments that they bow to this crap-excuse pun- these muslims live in houses or appartments all their lives with no special loo orientaion to Mecca- so what in hell do they do- go into the backyard to crap- WHEN IS SOME GOVERMENT OFFICIAL going to have the guts to tell them to hold onto it if the bog faces the wrong way- that way they can reach their shitty paradise sooner.

There are people with real needs,police,hospitals and schools starved of funds and we allow them to pander to these evil bastards.
It really is just tooo too much

Great!

My tax pounds really are going down the shitter in more ways than one.

I am all in favour of making toilets islam/allahpig/mohammed paedophile compliant.

Every toilet in the free world should have a copy of mein koran placed in the bowl for the purposes of defacating over it.

Now that's what I call islam compliant toilets!

How long before they demand signs pointing to mecca in public areas such as busses, streets, etc, etc.

So many questions regarding going to the toilet

Who would have thought it was so complicated!

[Link: www.askimam.org...]

Jazakallah for your advice, I though have trouble understanding your answer. You state that if the effected part (private parts) is more then a dinar (2.75cm), you must perform instinja with water. 1) Is this what you are saying? 2) If I urinate the efffected part is not bigger then a dinar, so i may use toilet paper, if a person does stool the effected part is more then a dinar, so it is obligatory to use water (this is every time a person does stool). 3) Is it obliagtory or sunna to use water for istinja or toilet paper is ok; Is the purpose only to clean? 4) If the effected part is more then a dinar and I use toilet paper does that make salah invalid? Please explain.

# 152 BT in SA

Someone show me where, exactly, in the testosterone over-loaded analogy of bestiality, bigamy, debauchery, murder and pedophilia – an ultimate tome of propaganda –the book they so idolize, that it says that toilets can’t face Mecca.

Found this

Q: A toilet inside the house faces the Qiblah. Is it permissible to use the
toilet, or should the direction be changed?
A: Hadhrat Abu Hurayra (Radhiallaahu Ánhu) narrates that Rasulullah
(Sallallaahu Alayhi Wasallam) said, 'I am to you like a father to a son, do
not face the front or back towards the Qiblah (when relieving onself).'
(Tirmidhi vol.1 pg.8; HM Saeed Company). According to the above Hadith, when
relieving oneself, it is not permissible to face the front or back towards
the Qiblah. Therefore, the direction of the toilet should be changed.
However, if that is not possible, one should sit in a posture, away from the
actual direction of the Qiblah. (Ibid)

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT.

when
relieving oneself, it is not permissible to face the front or back towards
the Qiblah. Therefore, the direction of the toilet should be changed.
However, if that is not possible, one should sit in a posture, away from the
actual direction of the Qiblah. (Ibid)

So if you go into a public toilet and find shit all over the wall....
a) you know a muspig was there before you; and
b) you know that the shit missed mecca and hit the wall (that is the shit, as distinguishable - or maybe not - from the shitter)

Is it antiislamic to be anti islamic? Cos I'm both