"THIS IS WHAT THE ISRAELI MONSTER LIVING UNDER YOUR BED LOOKS LIKE!"

"And then Arafat came in going 'GRRR, I'm a tiger! It was quite a night."

Anyone know what is written in Hebrew under Brandeis?

It was the ZOOS I tell you...

He's starting to resemble a peanut!

My gosh he's really unattractive!

"Jesus H. Christ! Is that a Jew in the audience?!"

Bunny!

"Oh, no! NOT RABBITS!"

NO, NO MR. MOSSAD, SIR..PLEASE NO!

BOOBIES!

Truth

"under the Bag she wore she had these really big... and I was scared"

"Why did I write my book? TO STICK MY FINGERS IN THE EYES OF THE JOOOS, JUST LIKE THIS!"

"If we all walk like this, then Iran will really see we mean them no harm"

"And then the Jewish tentacles enveloped the whole world!"

Dang! Fluffy beat me by seconds!

(It hurts worse when one considers that Fluffy is also the name of our pet ball python...)

And the Jews control everything, everything, I tell you. Bwahahahahahahhaha! Stop it! Let go of me! I won't go back to the home! Nooo!

Rabbits, I tell you, HUGE RABBITS. hundreds of them. And all wearing Yarmulkes!

C

"Dershowitz, be Gone!"

Sorry, I was overcome with fear... I meant to say the JOOS, but ZOOS is ok too, considering killer bunnies might be lurking there!

"I'm telling you, Madeleine Albright's ass is this big!"

She said her name was BabbaZee and she turned on her Zionist hair rays.

"CAN'T BLOCK...ALL THE...JEW RAYS...MUST...GET BACK...TO...GEORGIA..."

Who is the bad guy from Poltergeist? That is what Carter looks like.

Ugly is as Ugly Does.

Then I pushed back the rabbit. Just like the Palistinians are pushing back against the ...JOOOS!

THERE I WAS
THERE I WAS
THERE I WAS
.
.
.
In the Congo...

(from an old Bud Light commercial talking about bad dates... another "date had this guy on the other side of the dinner table saying, "You gonna eat that?")

"You know how those Joos bake their matzos!?"

"Monica! What are you doing, hiding in the lectern!" Zzzzip!

What? Somebody else drove to Florida while wearing a diaper?

I'm not insane!

Carter Visit Cost $95,000 to Brandeis.

PS: The Words on the Podium-EMET in Hebrew is TRUTH.

Irony is LIKE SOOO IRONIC SOMETIMES>

da jooos ah comin
da jooos ah comin

Hmmm...maybe he is posing for the upcoming feature - Nightmare before Ramadan?

"Yowww! I puts a spell on you!"
-Screamin' Dhimmuh Carter

"I wish Rosalyn's boobies were THIS BIG!"

"Wax on, wax off, I hates me some Jooos..."

"You wouldn't believe where these fingers have been, did you know I poked a dozen whole unshelled peanuts up my butt with them before I came up here? It's true, wanna see 'em? Cost ya a nickle!"

Dhimmi Carter's reacts to a jooo that enters the room during an apartheid speech...

jew-ga-BOO!

(I know, ultra politically incorrect - but somehow I think he still uses language like that)

#33 zombie

GAAA. BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE, AAAHHH!

"NOW SON OF JOREL, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"

Kane! Kane is the guy I'm thinking of. Carter looks like Kane from the Poltergeist.

#5 Confuzed
It says "Emet" which is Hebrew for "Truth".

Now when I finish counting down from three to one you will wake up and want to buy my book!

"Zionists and tigers and bears -- oh my!"

Is he putting a hex on us again?

"The Evil Jew stepped out of the saucer and held up his Zionist mind-wiping ray. 'Now you shall pay' he said!"

*sound of children gasping*

And they held out the Nobel Peace Prize, and I said "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Mine!"

Golda Meir was facing me, so then I...

Shooting between IDF and Lebanese troops on the border.

"And then the camel herders received me with OPEN ARMS and OPEN FINGERS..."

"Rosalyn... calm down, Yassir meant nothing to me, it just happened"

Duuude... Those Israeli 'shrooms will totally, like, wig you out, man...

So I told Barbara Walters "This is how we shake down in Plains, Georgia." I think she bought it. They're real, by the way.

No,Really, if you pull ALL of my fingers you will get just an inkling of what Arafat smelled like up close.

"Mr. Carter, this Protocols of the Elders of Zion book fell out of your pocket. Here, catch."

"My IQ has dropped TEN POINTS in just the last FIVE MINUTES!"

"It's the bogey people again, and I'm not talking about Al Qaeda!"

I demand that the Israeli Government withdraw from Israel. I have seen the tyranny personally since 1948. First, Israel established a democracy. Then it built roads, invested in education, agriculture and technology, offering universal health care and in a short time a first world living standard. From Eilat to Metula, I have seen the long arm of the Israeli Government and I say, 'enough!

Golda Meir's boobs were this far apart.

Confronted with the concept of speaking "Truth" the creature staggers back in shock.

"Keep that embalming fluid away from me, I'm only braindead"

Energizer Battery Failure Reveals To Audience Carter Is Really Android Clone

Carter/Kane animated.

#55 Proud Regan Republican

LOL

DRACULA IN VERY OLD AGE

or

WHAT DAN RATHER WILL LOOK LIKE IN TEN YEARS

'Just hang it in your attic for 7 days and we guarantee the new 'Critter b Gon' will rid your house of mice for ever!'

#64 unaha-closp 2/7/2007 02:08PM PST

Confronted with the concept of speaking "Truth" the creature staggers back in shock.

lol

"BOO!,joo."

Come to me Hillary!

So, then the proctologist said, "Bend over."

I Put a Spell on You

"I think we should take the Joos and just PUUUSH them into the sea...just like this!"

In 1980, I recieved this many electoral votes.

"...and then... after Rosalynn and I fell asleep in our tent, the Jews sneaked in and stole all of our peanuts! I reached for the flash light and then BOO! the Jews mysteriously vanished! replaced by a pesky bear looking for food."

How about:

"Oh My God! You are all with the Hillel Youth Group!? I thought the invitation was from the Hitler Youth Group!"

"And I know I would have been re-elected, except for this big Jooo named Ray-Gun."

"I encourage all young Palestinian freedom fighters to go "BOOM" wherever Zionists gather."

It was a look Rosalynn Carter had frankly come to dread.

"Rachel...LOOK OUT here comes the Jewish bulldozers!"

"So let me repeat your question Mr. Borat... "What about a Jew with a double claw?" I'm not sure I understand what you mean by that fella. Everyone knows that all Jews have the double claw."

"I'm tired of lusting in my heart. Bring those stubby boobs over here, Hillary".

This needs to be on a Fark photoshop page.

12Z Yurpian Community still tracks Valentines Storm a shade too far east of the 40/70 benchmark, but its trending the right way.

As I noted in a multi-colored and beautifully formatted comment around lunch time, there is some variance in the models, including within the ensemble means, and I can't say for certain whether the mother of all snow storms will hit the Northeast.

OVER THE CENTRAL/ERN STATES... THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THE
GFS/ECMWF COULD BE A LITTLE EARLY TO DEVELOP THE SFC FRONT OVER
THE SRN PLAINS/LOWER MS VALLEY DURING THE WEEKEND BUT THIS FEATURE
SHOULD BECOME BETTER DEFINED AS MID LVL ENERGY APPROACHES BY EARLY
DAY 5 MON. THUS FAR ECMWF RUNS HAVE BEEN THE MOST CONSISTENT
AMONG OPERATIONAL MODELS/ENSEMBLE MEANS REGARDING THE SYSTEM FCST
TO TRACK ACROSS THE SRN TIER MON-TUE. NCEP ENSEMBLE MEANS FROM
THE PAST TWO DAYS HAVE TENDED TO BE SLOWER AND LESS SUPPRESSED
THAN THE ECMWF...BUT THE 00Z VERSION HAS ADJUSTED TO A SOLN MORE
LIKE THE 00Z ECMWF. NRN STREAM SHRTWV DETAILS THAT MAY HAVE A
SIGNIFICANT IMPACT ON THIS SYSTEM WILL LIKELY TAKE A WHILE TO
RESOLVE GIVEN SOME SURPRISINGLY LARGE SHORT RANGE DIFFS OBSERVED
IN RECENT DAYS. PREFERRED BLEND THAT LEANS MORE TOWARD THE NCEP
MEAN THAN THE ECMWF BY DAYS 6-7 TUE-WED ACCOUNTS FOR THIS
UNCERTAINTY AND MAINTAINS REASONABLE CONTINUITY WITH YDAYS
FCST...WHILE LEAVING A DOOR OPEN FOR A LESS SUPPRESSED LOW/COASTAL
SYSTEM AND ASSOCIATED POTENTIAL THREAT FOR ORGANIZED WINTER PCPN
DEVELOPMENT FOR THE SRN/SERN US AND MID-ATLC.

New 18Z DGEX winds up a super-monster storm, that batters coastal Virginia into carolinas with wind and snow, but heads out to sea and misses NYC.

Waiting on 18Z GFS run now trickling in, both for whether it likes manly tornado outbreak for DFW, TXK and OKC on Monday, and, of course, the potential Valentine's Day Super-Storm.

Oh, I should have PIMP'd.

"And now, young Skywalker... you will die."

#46 Barking Pumpkin 2/7/2007 02:05PM PST
Thank you very much.

"What the hell is that? Is that HEBREW on that seal? I gotta get OUTTA here! ZOIKES!"

"You are getting very, very sleepy."
"Way ahead of you, Jimmy. Move it along."

Carl:

What is the pic of?

All you kiddies watch out for the evil jooos.

"Helen...Please Ms Thomas... put your clothes back on"

The Golem was just about to leave his podium when a Jewish child approached and scratched out the Hebrew letter "aleph," changing "emet" (truth) to "met" (dead) and turning the Golem back into a harmless pile of rocks.

"Now THIS is a maneuver used by the French Army..."

Jimmy Says:

""Whaaa?...what do you mean my book has been completely de-bunked?"

And then the Zionists used their PAIN rays on the peaceful protesters, and then the Jews used bio-warhead phosphorus napalm cluster bombs on the helpless Palestinian children, and then the Zionist fascist racists froze their poor little bodies for weapons research, and their poor innocent faces were locked in terror. I saw them. They looked like this.

"Lord Vader, you must hunt down and kill the remaining Jewi Knights"

"So all you Palestinians out there, go up to that apartheid wall, and just give it a push, like this. It'll just fall over, like Jericho, for God is with you."

i dont know if these were said yet, but here goes:

1. AAA-WOOO-GA!

2. Tuning in Tokyo, tuning in Tokyo.

"...and so I asked the North Korean leader: would you stop your nu-kee-ur research if I got you a date with... I don't know... Pam Anderson...?"

"And then I saw it: Saudi money. Piles and piles of it!"

And we all walked forward saying "Doom on You, Doom on You", we were quite scary.

Jimmy Carter attempts to shoot electricity from his hands at a press conference earlier in response to reporters' questions about his anti-semitism.

Fosse, fosse, fosse, then jazz hands! Pick it up people, we have a show to put on...!

"And then the hand of his Arab puppet master tickled his prostrate"

"Are yooo a goddd?"

"Uh...no."

"Thennn... DIIIEEE!"

Granted, the girl who played Gozer the Gozerian in Ghostbusters was a lot cuter. But then, Dan Ackroyd is better-looking than Carter.

Heck, I'm better-looking than Carter. (At least I still look more-or-less alive, as opposed to looking like a refugee from Night of The Living Dead.)

cheers

eon

"Then Rosalin said "lI can't stand it anymore Jimmah ... I'm going to be in every cabinet and staff meeting from now on, you're going to get people killed like this"

"Jewish rabbits?!?"

SEE
MY
AGENT,
R

Grab the mike, Chauvez, and see if you can pull yourself out of my ass.

"Imagine the Middle East as Dolly Parton.

Now THIS is what I wanted to do to Dolly Parton!"

"JOOOS!"

"It's JOOO DO, they hex you with JOOO DO."

Carter's baaack.

"Keep that green balloon away from me:

Note the podium: "Truth, even unto its innermost parts."

Not even going to go there.

That old black magic's got me in it's spell.

No, no, this is what I really look like!

Back! Back! Back You, You Zionists!
-or-
Aaaugh! All Your Eyes! Hyptnotizing Me! Where's My Tinfoil Hat and Ray-Bans?

VOODOO? NO! JEWDOO!

/darn you, easy! :-)
//world's slowest typer

Rosaline used to have big juggos like this big! Really! Did I tell you I used to be President of the United States too! Really!

"I can't believe it Christine! They're REAL!

And when i finish, Israel and the Jews will disappear.

Abra, cadabra...

He is your typical smiling, brilliant, back-stabbing, bullshitting southern nut-cutter. —Lane Kirkland (President of the AFL-CIO from 1979 to 1995) about Jimmy Carter

And now, young Skywalker... you will die.

How about:

"Brandeis has a clear and unambiguous identity that rests on four solid pillars: dedication to academic excellence, non sectarianism, a commitment to social action, and continuous sponsorship by the Jewish community."

— From President Jehuda Reinharz's inaugural address on April 9, 1995

It's funny because it's true.

"Jimmy Carter favors reporters with his Crazy World of Arthur Brown impression"

I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
I'll see you burn

You fought hard and you saved and earned
But all of it's going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now 's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you're gonna burn

Fire, to destroy all you've done
Fire, to end all you've become
I'll feel you burn

You've been living like a little girl
In the middle of your little world
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now 's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far too far behind
OOhhh
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
You're gonna burn, you're gonna burn
You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn

Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
Fire, I'll take you to bed

Jooo Booobs!

"

Nobody Move! ... I've Dropped My Credibility!

"

Oh no, the Joos made me crap mah pants!

"Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now fullfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side"

#90 BH

Apologies for the repeat - should have read the thread more carefully first.

"Ah'm a'gonna git Jew."

5- confuzed
"emet"
truth

"I cannot escape the lust in my heart that I still hold for Palestine."

"What do you mean, the buffet is Kosher only?!"

"Slowwwly I turned... inch by inch...step by step...

/Larry/Moe/ and Jimmy Joe

Jimmy Carter Upon Recieiving his 72 Virgins for his dedication to Allah on Earth. He finally realized why the number was 72. It was not the quantity of women, but the ages of each, who were ready for intercourse, 7+2. Internal monologue: "I guess Mohammed had his heaven on earth"

"When I become president again, the national language will be Swedish!"

"And everyone will have to change their underwear twice a day! And wear it on the outside, so we can check!"

"And tin foil hats will become mandatory, with plastic forks for antennas..."

"Hey folks, here's the story 'bout Hymie the Moocher
He was a lowdown money-grubbin' Jewster"

hallowed are the ORI

So I says..."Talk to the bomb...you talk to it...Teach it Phenomenology"...

#5 Confuzed 2/7/2007 01:58PM PST

Anyone know what is written in Hebrew under Brandeis?

Emmess-Truth

"Now, for my next trick, I will make some Jews disappear, right into thin air!"

"O Muslim, O servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!"

Wow! Look at that twisted face! "That boy you trained--Jimmy--gone he is. Consumed by Darth Carter he has become."

(Yes, that is mine. I enrolled at the Adnan Hajj School of Digital Image Manipulation.)

look at those breasts... ah...

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

Now repeat after me everyone...
.
GOOSFRABA!

It doesn't need a caption.

The emblem on the podium should probably just be altered thus:

Jimmy Carter - where he wishes he was standing.

Coming soon: X-Men 4!

Starring Jimmy Carter as Wolverine!

I was telling Arafat that my Peanuts are this big, and he must have mistaken what I said because he went in the back room and came out with a jar of Vasaline and put a rubber ball in his mouth

"Oh shit, is that Charles Johnson sitting back there?"

Just starting thread here, so I hope my caption hasn't already been done...

SEE JIMMAH, THE HUMAN GEKKO ! ! !

"And with this antenna up my ass I can broadcast al Jazeera in 10 languages."

*Laughing too hard to think of anything to write*

Marlon Brando chasing his grandson in the tomato garden in The Godfather.

"Thank you, thank you very much."

"It was a huge rabbit! A huge, Jewish rabbit! And it was out to kill me!"

"Watch out! Jooos!"

"No really, I have nothing but the upmost respect for those racist, sexist, hate-filled Zionist pigs. Really, I do!"

TEN OF MY BEST FRINDES ARE JEWS

"Hehe...y'all settle down now, please. Sorry...that was my last Jew joke. I told them all."

"Now, this next move is called 'Claws of Mohammed' and is best used to subdue a sleeping Jew..."

"and then I asked senator Clinton if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz before"

"no" she replied, " but Billy has swung me round by the tits once or twice !"

Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein Fuhrer!

BIG RABBITS - BIG JEWISH RABBITS --LANDING ON MY FACE!

or:

And there was Anwar Sadat, standing in the corner. And I said, "Anwar, what do plan on doing with that quart of Valvoline and all that surgical tubing..?"

Is it me, or does he look like Ronny Cox descrbing his encounter with Ned Beatty on one of the Deliverance DVD's commentaries?

"I'm STILL President... In these 10 states."

The poor Palestinian Freedom Fighter sat huddled in the dark corner of the street near the remains of his home. He could hear footsteps falling and the scrape of sandals on pebbles moving steadily towards him. He was afraid now—very afraid. All he had to protect himself was an AK-47 with two fully loaded clips, a six-inch boot-knife, a Glock .40, and a suicide belt loaded with C-4 explosives and rusty screws. The footfalls were closer now. There was nowhere to run, it was too late. Just then from around the corner, emerging from the shadows came the pure evil presence of an eight year-old Israeli girl. BOOGA, BOOGA!

"When Jews are swimming underwater, they look like... This!"

"...and all of a sudden...the big Jew wall started to move straight towards us...I swear to God..."

"OOO, are those my virgins?"

Hebrew on seal: "Emet"
Translation: Truth.

Caption: "It was this big, but I escaped."

"He was facing away from me and my hands were approximately on yassir's shoulders, like this..."

Carter: "Then DIE... Jedi."

For awhile, Carter felt ashamed of his Oedipus complex. Now he explains the 'Ass and Breast grabbing' and 'offering of his eyes' to appease Zeus with a zeal and frankness that appals some.

As a gesture of solidarity with the ant-Zionists,I have super-glued my fingers to your screen.

A very poor imitation of Rummy's "Crouching Tiger Hands"

"And then the evil jew boys froze me in carbonite"
or

From the Sharper Scimitar Image catalog...

What do you get the Jew Hater who has everything? How about a life size reproduction of our favorite Dhimmi-Jimmy!
Molded in life-like resin, this 1:1 scale action figure is fully poseable and includes a fully integrated voice chip that reads the unabridged version of the Protocols when you tickle his belly. Order now and we'll send a Yasser Arafat-Head at no extra cost.

"Take this microphone! I've had it with your babbling...was that out loud?"

Repeat after me...it's JEWHAD! JEWHAD!

(This caption brought to you by Virgins United To Keep This Man From Attaining Martyrdom)

Today, Jimmy Carter died mid-speech.

#185 anacrusis

I just bust out laughing...

Carter: Speaking at Brandeis Physics department on his "Exorcism" .

"This is how you do 'Jazz-Hands'."

Andy! Andy! Goobers on fire!

#193 shaky Louie

You guys have to stop. I may need to wear a diaper like that Astronaut cause I'm about to p...

Have you seen that 'waskely wabbit..heh heh heh heh?

With apologies to Elmer Fudd

CAPTION: "The Jews, You see, they have tentacles that can easily grab your wallet. That's why I keep mine on a chain"

Oh my God I forgot I ate a bran muffin and drank a cup of coffee before going to the little boys room, DEPENDS anyone?

"And then, at the end of the big number, we do JAZZ HANDS!"

Jimmy Carter, it's your turn to play Howard Stern's Latest Game Show - Who's the Jew!?

Aw heck, I tried Rumsfeld-fu and I couldn't figure it out either. All I could figure out was White Crane of Surrender.

Step away from the busted ass economy and put your hands where we can see 'em.

The resemblance is uncanny...
[Link: www.3dimages.co.uk...]

With all the actions, words, and money that can be factually traced back to him on how corrupt and antisemitic he is, he sure protests/whines too much about being called out. Guess something financially for him must be declining..not sure why else he'd whine like a baby.

Caption
"I knew I should have worn my Depends today!"

Caption
"Mammy!" "Mammy!"
"How I luv ya, how I luv ya"
" My dear old Ma-amm-eee ya!"

Caption
"And then I got the Preparation H mixed up with my denture cream."

"I saw Golda Meir naked once. I was shocked and scared for my life. Then Yassir fainted."

President Jimmy Carter's speech at Brandeis (the Hebrew word for Truth) University was amazingly concise in the form of one word and in the style of Casper the Friendly Ghost pushing his bubbly head through your wall and saying BOO!, Carter simply bounded, almost invisible on stage, danced menacingly, lurched forward in what appeared to be a threat to the audience and screamed (APARTHEID!). Faculty and students alike agreed the tactic was powerful in representing Israels transmorgrification from freedom from Hitler to the Genocidal Zionist and Racist Hate State they are.

/taken from AP

No I've said it before & I'll repeat it now, I'm not an anti-Semite, I'm an anti-Zionist. Put the Jews in Mississippi! The Palestinians don't deserve to be occupied...Can't we all just get along?!

"And the jihadist rabbit came at me like this"

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Romero...

And rabbits are not kosher!

#136 LSD 2/7/2007 02:33PM PST
"

Nobody Move! ... I've Dropped My Credibility!

Cool~

WOW! Are those things real?

its called radio...now sweetie put your hands behind your back...come in tokyo...

The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.Spanish Inquisition
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!"

"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"

The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"

"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"

The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

"And then I caressed Arafat's breasts as I stared into his mesmerizing eyes.."

Been There, Done That

Or
Former President Jimmy Carter is frozen when he realizes the five letter word is upon a seal in front of the podium: TRUTH.

We'll just push the JOOOS into the sea!

"Good evening, children. Time for another spoooky mooovie!"

I told you, no Shah questions!

"Shit! Lizards!"

"I am The Master and You Willl Obeyyy Meee! You Willl Obeyyy Meee...!"

I haven't read any other posts yet, hope this hasn't been covered. I immediately thought ... NIIICCCEEE BOOBS!

"I used these hands to play long and hard on Arafat's pianist, errr, I mean Arafats' penis, uhhh, his piano! And then there was that time that I played a solo on his organ. He liked the flowers that I grew and he had my tulips on his organ, said they were his favorite, so I kept them there. What's so funny?!?! 'Tulips' sounds like 'two lips'? I don't get it. Wanna see me pull a peanut out of my a$$?"

OOPS! I think I just shit my pants!

"Boogie-boogie-boogie!"

- Groucho Marx, "A Night At The Opera"

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello
you twinkle
above us, we twinkle below
good morning starshine, you lead
us along
my love and me
as we sing our
early
morning singing song
gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby
noopy
la la la - lo lo
sabba sibbi sabba nooby aba
naba
lee lee - lo lo
tooby ooby wala
nooby aba
naba
early morning singing song
Good morning . . .
gliddy glub gloopy . . .
Singing a song, humming a
song
singing a song
loving a song, laughing a song
singing a song
sing the song
song the sing
song
song song sing
sing sing sing song
song song song
sing
sing sing sing song

#135

no... JOOOBS!

/Eric Cartman

"I once had a colostomy bag THIS BIG!"

"I did not lose to Ronald Reagan!"
"I did not lose to Ronald Reagan!"
"I did not lose to Ronald Reagan!"
"I did not lose to Ronald Reagan!"
"I did not lose to Ronald Reagan!"
"I did not lose to Ronald Reagan!"
"I did not..."

"SLEEEP!"

#150! LOL Thats funny!

"Dude, trails! You ever just look at your hands?..."

I think this was my fave of the caps my readers submitted:

"...and now young Jew, you will die!"

No, really. I only lust in my heart.

#44 LOL!

"What do you call ten Jews swimming across the ocean?"

"A good start. Get it?"

And then Yassir said "I want you to arch your back and turn around like an angry dragon".

BOO!

I'm going to hell in 10. . .9. . .8

"Anythings Possible in the World of Illusions!'

LOLOLOL!

(speaking of captions...)

"And then there was the time I had Jordan in the palm of my hands...Peter Andre was sure pissed off about that"

Han Solo, 20 seconds after being revived from his carbonite casing, came out looking a little ...

#173 Fellay

"and then I asked senator Clinton if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz before"

"no" she replied, " but Billy has swung me round by the tits once or twice !"

Great nic.

I laughed so hard my wife came in and asked what was so funny.

oh - and for Americans who are baffled - Here's a page about "Jordan"

" No, really, it was a UFO, I saw it! It was powered by matzah balls and could fire intensified evil jooish hairy rays!

Somebody, photoshop the “blue lightning” coming from his fingertips!
Then the caption could read; “Now my young apprentice Mahmoud, its’ time”

"You're out of bags for my onion rings? That's okay, just put 'em here."

"And then Rosalyn just... THWACK! Hit me on the back of the head with a two-by-four."

"I've had my head up my ass since I was this many years old."

"I once knew a girl from ... Kibbitz
She had a big pair of ... Mitts"

"And this killer rabbit came at me like THIS!"

what is amazing is that the saudi puppetmaster's strings are totally invisible

...and then the tree said, "Quick! Hiding behind me there's a Jooo..."

HERE IT IS. CARTER IN HIS TRUE FORM.

[Link: axe.acadiau.ca...]

Dis is how many Saudi millions it takes to fund the "Cahtah Centah for "Peace...""

... and then Mel Gibson asked me, "Wait, you weren't drunk when you wrote it?"

Damn, but Count Floyd has really let himself go to hell...

You can't handle the truth! ... And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves ... ayyy, my innermost parts!

(hint: read the rest of the plaque on the podium)

I was down in my submarine.. and this huge squid came out of no where and grabbed ahold of me.

you don't know the power of the darkside

Confuzed

"You told me Dershowitz wouldn't be here!"

Oops. brackets undone the "truth"

Want to know what I like best about being a liberal ex-president? You don't have to have the slightest grip on reality, but can still be taken seriously by liberals as long as you're anti-Republican. Pretty nifty, huh?

BOO!

"Whoa! Check out the boo-TAY on that! Hey mamma, wanna come back to my place and stifle my dissent?"

"Peanut_Farmer77 casts spell of Jooshield (+50% armour, +3 to all attacks against Zionists)"

"... and then, I realised I actually WAS falling into a deep well, and it wasn't the hypnotist telling me what to do but the ventiloquist's dummy on his hand!"

"I watched a rabbit crawling along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Hoppity-floppying... along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving."

"The aliens will never probe me again. I took... steps... to prevent that." (Grimaces, adjusts underwear)

"She had the most magnificent tits of any woman I've ever met! That night with Janet Reno was wonderful, I tell you!"

I know, ewww! Get the brain bleach to erase THAT mental image!

World's wrinkliest mime performing the age old "get me out of this invisible glass box" trick.

I still feel that I was gipped by the Gipper in '80 election. Are you with me, people?

"Gracious! A room full of Jew cooties!"

OMG! That photoshop is GOLD! Nice job elphidelphi.

Headline would work better as

Wednesday Afternoon Krazy Karter Kaptions!

" and suddenly, the big hairy rabbi . . . er. . . rabbit tried to jump into my canoe!"

Jooos are mine!

I am the GOD of HELLFIRE

"And so I said to her HONK HONK! At which point she slapped me."

My heart was filled with lust as she slid her burkha to the floor revealing her goodies glistening with peanut oil

Paul Findley, a former Representative for Illinois to the U.S. House, defended Carter in the Chicago Tribune today. See, he's not anti-semitic... it just seems that way!

At the age of 82, Jimmy Carter entered the lion's den. With the publication of his latest book, "Palestine: Peace not Apartheid," he did what a patriot would do: rally Americans to vigorous debate of a critical issue that affects our future. He deserves a hero's praise. Instead, he has been attacked and defamed.
...
Carter has dared to call a spade a spade. South African leaders, like Archbishop Desmond Tutu and UN Envoy John Dugard, compare Israeli policies to apartheid.

Well, if they say it, it must be true! But hey, I'm in favor of this definition of apartheid...

A policy or practice of separating or segregating groups.

...if it means separating suicide bombers from civilians!

'I have a vision...or 2...or 3...'

Anybody checked to see if he's wearing diapers?

Jayzuz and to think.

#83 godfrey

TOOO FUNNY!

"Live long and prosper"

Bugga Bugga

My eyeeesss... My eyes...

Not exactly the answer I was expecting when I asked Jimbo how he keeps abreast of middle east matters.

Feuer Frei!

Ok, here goes, but remember, in the old days, we used to do this with black shoe polish on our faces.

"...and like Han Solo, Jabbba the Hutt encased Jimmah in reaganite..."

"Oh no! It's full of Jews!"

"I offered to give Golda a breast exam... but there was lust in my heart!"

He has tree frog fingers in the first pic.

#152 biff ,

An Ashkenazi in the crowd I see.

And, then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. GIVE AWAY THE PANAMA CANAL!

Alan Dershowitz? Here? Out, out Satan. The power of Christ compels you!