The stuff of fantasies.

Wings level, cleared hot...

Satan is in that room.

If it was real, John Kerry would be there.

Uncovered meat.

Wouldn't that be nice.

No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

send in Frank Drebin!

Ahmadinejad looks like a 5 year old who has to go pee.

"Weapons free. Bombs away"

Just three country gentlemen, taking their leisure on a summer's eve...

#8 KingKenrod 2/18/2007 01:28PM PST

Ahmadinejad looks like a 5 year old who has to go pee.

I was about to post something like that.

Another photoshop scandal? Looks like a room full of clones to me.

where's Chavez?

Ahmadinejad looks like a poor excuse for after-birth ...

Target-rich but accurate.

the west needs heros not leftist moonbats wasting our time with their delusions

Just sitting around talking about peace..I am sure.

#3 cbinflux

Satan aka Allah is in that room.

There, fixed it. :-)

#10 Pete

"summer's eve"? appropriate.

larry, curly, and mahmood with shemps picture in the background

Think 12 ga. :-)

The bad guys club just "Isn't hapenin' " with Saddam out of the picture

Bad night at the dating service.

Such girlie-men. Will you look at the way they're sitting?

Really ugly furniture. No paint on the walls. Lacking good art. And the drapes are so '80's. Time for Extreme Home Bomb-over.

All that's missing is the younger spawn from hell.

Next year's honored guests at the Democratic Party's national convention.

This would be a really, really, good time to test that super-secret Zio-ray device.

They're all about the dive for the remote on the table.

Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, right, talks with Syrian President Bashar Assad, center, as Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, listens, during their meeting in Tehran, Iran

Sorta like the OPPOSITE of the original Tehran Conference:

The Teheran Conference (codenamed EUREKA) was the meeting of Joseph Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill between November 28 and December 1, 1943 in Tehran, Iran.

That's an ugly baby Mandy. Must be a truther.

And, if they got on Ahmadingleberry's shoulders, they MIGHT be ALMOST six feet tall.

This is what happens when you go through one of those-on-line dating services.

Gentlemen, would you like some Zionium-210 tea?

Assad looks an awful lot like my insurance guy.

#19 chubby vegan--

Heh.

Think of the al Qaeda "journalists" who murdered Ahmed Shah Massoud.

Why couldn't we have had journalists pulling a similar exploding-videocamera stunt in that room?

I nominate Paul Krugman and Frank Rich for the honor.

Were we overloaded briefly?

Is LGF under attack? It's been S L O W

OT
Is it just me or is lgf having problems as of late?

Wow, try to get in, and blammo!

LGF must be under attack

(fifth try to post)

"RedLeg One, RedLeg One, this is Ardent Pen, adjust fire, over...IMMEDIATE SUPPRESSION! IMMEDIATE SUPPRESSION TRP01! Troops in the open! All batteries, FIRE FOR EFFECT!

I blame the monkey that Mandy posts. No overtime, no perks. Poor guy!

It's like Al-Jazeeras version of "The View."

All they need is one more chatty, chicken-head beeotch.

"Tell me Mahmoud - do you ever get that... not so fresh feeling?"

Charles
Jettison all do-dads, the band is narrowing...

I smell sulfur...no wait, that's falafel farts.

Hehe. Here's how I see it #44:
[Link: img516.imageshack.us...]

I wish I could ask them "Did you run into the guy"?
One would ask, "What guy"?
I would respond with "the one who hit you all with the ugly stick".

31 mamma winger

Demon child crashed the server?

47 basnata
I cannot see who is in Assad's cloud.

Methinks the FARS FAUX story is causing a Lizardlanch.

This would be all over the news if one of these people had fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby!

Syrian TV Is Key Weapon In Propaganda War
Al-Zawraa, A TV Station Run From Syria, Lures Jihadis To Iraq

[Link: wcbstv.com...]

The numbers don't reflect the avalanche

#50 St. Pancake
he's shirtless & muscular, that's all Bashar needs to know

Al-Jizz's Headline:
A Head-Slapping Good Time Was Had By All

55 basnata
*smile*

Mandy

Birdshot Ready

Caption

Mullah: You guys haven't met your infidel quota this month.

Yes! Open registration...took awhile so I do think there are problems with lgf. This post is to make sure I got through the confirmation process.

Oh, for a steady hand (trigger finger) in that room!

Would someone please do a "Body Language" study of this scene?
It screams disfunction.
I'd really like an expert opinion.

Power to the Correct People!

HEY... I had trouble getting in.

Had to link thru Hot Air. Tried even search engine sites....

Any problems today?

Honestlyconcerned has a collection of Anti-Jewish and anti-Israeli cartoons from the Iranian media...

Example exhibit no 1, no 2, no 3.

"I want to thank my guests tonight Bashir and 'Jad. Abdul and the band, great as always. We'll take a quick break and I'll be back to tell you about tomorrow night's show..."

Victorygal
Welcome

Am I no longer ...'sniff"...welcome thru normal channels.

Where's Rosie?

That picture of Khomeini smacks of idolotry.
And we all know the penalty for shirk in islam, don't we?

44 wong fei hung 2/18/2007 02:21PM PST

It's like Al-Jazeeras version of "The View."

All they need is one more chatty, chicken-head beeotch.

Let Rosie cozy up and then do the deed....

JJ

63 scoreboard44
I had a horrible time getting in.

I see the ubiquitous photo of Ayatollah Khomeini is on the wall. ......and what's with "dinner jackets" inability to grow a real Muslim beard?

Just leave them aloneand see what happens

Weird - i've just stumbled upon this new blog

Oh good heavens, target rich in more than one way.

anarchists running the local Capitalist's Italian Bakery

#69 Earl

Wrong brand. That's the wahabbits.

71 St. Pancake

I kept thinking it was me...

I took a shower...is it my drinking problem?

Why cant the "Ghost Rider" take a detor through that room ?

57 St. Pancake

LOL! Pirate Pete's a peach! (I hope he didn't scare any newbies in the previous thread.)

Was there ever any doubt?

[Link: bsimmons.wordpress.com...]

Assad looks like he's afraid Khamenei will punch him in the nuts...

77 scoreboard44
Well, not to be rude, BUT deoderant would help plenty.

Warning

MandyManners
Hehe, you spoiled me. I hope he gets some new ones eventually.

#60 Victorygal
Yes! Open registration

Welcome, oh V-gal. May your name prove prophetic.

St. Pancake

Squirrels. HAH!

FBI defends against 'kitchen sink bombs'

Kirk Yeager makes bombs from the stuff found under kitchen sinks. He does it to help the FBI defend against what officials say is the next frontier for terrorists in the United States.

Ten years ago, peroxide-based bombs were mostly the work of young pranksters. But the easy-to-make yet deadly chemical cocktails were embraced in the late 1990s by Palestinian militants and suicide bombers bent on killing large groups of people.

Now, Yeager says, the "Mother of Satan" explosives are considered the most likely weapon that terrorists will use against the U.S., more so than a nuclear or radiological "dirty" bomb.

"Every serious terrorist group knows about them and knows how to make them," Yeager said. The forensic scientist heads the explosives unit at the FBI's laboratory in Quantico, Va., about 35 miles south of Washington.

"Bad guys are bombers. You don't have to have the level of sophistication to make a bomb that you need to get nuclear materials," Yeager said.

The bombs are made by mixing chemicals that are used in common household items, including hydrogen peroxide and paint thinner, and easily found at drug stores or hardware stores. Experts know them as TATP, short for triacetone triperoxide, and HMTD, or hexamethylene triperoxide diamine.

85 zombie

Hey!

M. Khatami: "What should we do about the U.N. deadline?"
Amadimlitbulb: "Rocket the Jooos and blog for Hillary!"
Boy Assad: * don't call on me, must sit still, please don't call on me... *

[Link: www.miami.com...]

Caption:
Mullah: Guess what I have under my dress!

The only people misssing are Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Mugabe and all the Mullahs. That would truly be a temptation...

84 St. Pancake

Obviously Photoshopped, this guy has the original....

target rich?

I'd probably wait until Jimmy Carter showed up

The Three Stooges.

Sorry if someone already said this...

Ahmadinejad: "I should have used Preparation H".

Darn, aite is acting up still.

"sigh"

ISNA photoalbums: The Stiff Neck and the Supreme Fool, The Stiff Neck and the Dinnerjacked One

#45 cbinflux

Jettison all do-dads, the band is narrowing...

That is hilarious. SROFLMAO

Charles
Code Green! Come to the server, Stat!

Jerusalem Dig Site May Contain Muslim Prayer Room

JERUSALEM — An Israeli archaeologist said the site of an archaeological dig outside a disputed holy compound in Jerusalem might contain a Muslim prayer room, and the work drew renewed condemnation Sunday.

Well there goes any chance at peace!

Code Red here.

Awful.....

3 devils to be stonned to death!

damn, but god told the people, who dont follow religion of peace.... that don't hate devil, hate the evil inside him... so lets tear koran copies

Code Red here.

Awful.....

I GOT BUMPED!

cbinflux

Code Green! Come to the server, Stat!

Stop, my dinner's all over my screen. LOL

/hey, there is a slow down

"Sigh"

#83 ploome

Zbigniew Brzezinski, former national security advisor to President Carter

Pul-leeze!
This guy had no good ideas back when it really was his turn.

The Lounge needs Lizards, come visit.

7000+ on board. We are listing to starboard.

#91 And Frank Drebin to spy on them.

There's a drain on the Dilitium crystals, Captain.

What is it that has lead to so many visitors?

Humpf. Hardly a record number of visitors.

It looks to me as though the little Iranian's feet don't quite reach the floor.

Slower than a two-toed tree sloth.

/Fauxtoshop 201

113 J.D.

According to undhimmicratic's No. 187 post in the previous thread, ynet mentioned LGF's fine members' work on the faked photograph of ammo.

Caption:
Mullah: Guess what I have under my dress!

113 J.D.

What is it that has lead to so many visitors?

LGF made the front page at digg.

#66 St. Patrick
#85 Zombie

Thanks for the welcome. I have been lurking for years and this was the first time registration was opened while I was online. I took it as a sign and jumped on that baby!

For some reason the movie Dr. Stangelove comes to mind when I look at this picture. The guy riding the bomb and yelling "Yeehaw" would be a fun sight to see landing over those three.

JERUSALEM — An Israeli archaeologist said the site of an archaeological dig outside a disputed holy compound in Jerusalem might contain a Muslim prayer room with a cross hanging on the wall, and the work drew renewed condemnation Sunday.

Millions would dive head first off that wall...allie, allie, oxenfree...

Re: Hillary (via Glann)

Christopher Hitchens points out some hidden truths:

.it was on the initiative of President Bill Clinton and Vice President Al Gore, both of whom delivered extremely tough speeches warning of another round of confrontation with Saddam Hussein, that the Senate passed the Iraq Liberation Act that year, making it U.S. policy to remove the Baathists from power. It was the Clinton administration that bombed Sudan, claiming that a factory outside Khartoum represented a chemical-weapons link between Saddam and Osama Bin Laden. And, as Sen. Clinton reminded us in the very same speech, it was "President Clinton, with the British and others, [who] ordered an intensive four-day air assault, Operation Desert Fox, on known and suspected weapons of mass destruction sites and other military targets" in Iraq. On its own, this is enough to make childish nonsense of her insinuation that an "obsession" with Saddam took root only after the Bush-Cheney victory in 2000

.

And Open Registration

Have you noticed that all the ayyiyiatollahs all look the same. Theyt all have that white beard, the vacant stare, the stupid smile or vapid sneer? And when outfitted in their towel-hat and used Motel 6 sheet they are virtually indistinguishable one from the other. Look at this guy, no wonder asshol and madmoo amuddyjihad look so uncomfortable; they probably can't tell which of their wholly worthless spiteful leaders they're sitting in the same room with. He appears to be laughing at their discomfort. Maybe someone cut the cheese? If they all had sheets on you couldn't tell, apart from the flapping.

#124 Happyface,

You're right. They all look the same. The same as they did in the 7th century - SATANIC.

Okay, here's an idea. Replace all the framed photos of Ayatollah Khomeini with identical framed photos, except the replacement frames are made out of C4 which is triggered by a photo flash.

Asshat Khamemei: Doc Assad, I have these hemorrhoids that are bigger than golf balls and hurt like Allah’s big toe full of the devil’s gout. Can you …

Asshat Aldinnerjacket: Should I round up some 12 year old girls and get the construction crane?

Asshat Khamemei: Your time will come Aldinnerjacket. Now just let Doc Assad answer.

Asshat Assad: I have my colon scope in my car. Would you like me to have a look?

Asshat Aldinnerjacket: Can I look too?

Asshat Khamemei: No you can’t Aldinnerjacket. Now, Doc, are you planning to ram something unclean up my tail pipe?

Asshat Assad: No. It’s a relatively painless procedure if you are properly dilated.

Asshat Aldinnerjacket: Can I give you a wedgie… I mean dilate you?

Asshat Khamemei: No you can’t. That’s what caused my hemorrhoids in the first place. Now, Doc will you have to cut them out?

Asshat Assad: Well, it depends… Are you sure you don’t have Syphilis or something. It’s sound like a lot have been up your tail pipe.

Asshat Khamemei: All of my goats look healthy. The only person is my buddy Aldinnerjacket.

Asshat Aldinnerjacket: I think I have hemorrhoids also. My but feels itchy. Can you get them my brown nosing someone? It can't be anything else. All of my goats have been clean for a year.

Asshat Assad: Have you been tested? I am just saying that because look the infidels did to our good friend Arafat.

Asshat Aldinnerjacket: My goats are clean!

Asshat Khamenei: Shut-up Aldinnerjacket. I am just trying to get the painful hemorrhoids out of by butt - I don't have AIDS.

Asshat Assad: Radical Surgery is the only way. But, first we should check you for…

Asshat Aldinnerjacket: Was that a jet airplane I just heard? How did it get through our Russian Radar?

Asshat Khamenei: What’s that crackling sound coming this way. Is it bomb?

Asshat Assad: I think I should leave now… To get my colon…

((((((((((Boom))))))))))

Three birds with one...stone....

And the maddest of the mullahs stares from the beyond... About six feet below the beyond... well, maybe more than six feet below. Maybe 666 feet below the beyond.

Ahmadinejad doesn't look real comfortable in that picture. Is he worried that Khamaeni is going to scold him good? Is Bashar putting out a stink something awful?

Actually, I hear that a JDAM does quite a good job at deodorizing. Strong for a man, sensitive for an Islamist seeking the great beyond...

Britney Spears just shaved her head bald and Anna Nicole just got embalmed, finally. They are still trying to find out who her baby-daddy is. And you guys are obsessed with a trio of no-bodies having some meeting thousands of miles away. GET YOUR DAMN PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!
/nyuk nyuk nyuk

#126 Mike P

C4 won't do it.

AgI / AgNO3 / PETN, on the other hand...

So you think these three losers are plotting to get the courts to agree they are all (each supplying 1/3 a sperm) baby-girl Smith's daddy?

OMG! G.B... you don't have to push THE button.....but try pushing the little red button to the left. That ought to do it for now!

"...Tape that gun up behind the toilet tank. Get Someone in there that is reliable...don't want Michael coming out with only his d*ck in his hand...."
/Clemenza

Now THAT'S a scenario for this end of this little meeting.

Kill them. Now.

They're probably having a conference call with "Dear Leader" and Chavez on the speaker phone.

Then again, it could be a remake of a famous Three Stooges skit where the bad guy spied on the Stooges through peepholes in the eyes of a portrait on the wall.

#134 Big L
That quote is from Sonny, not Clemenza.

Besides, they all need what happened to Moe Green.

OT (with all linkies the same)
I just want to point out something very telling about followers of Mo and how they view the "peace" process"... especially
for those who think there should be "justice" for the Palestineans (at the expense of Israel): this is a prime example of the type of mentality Israel has to deal with routinely - demonstrates how Islamists all over don't wan't "peace" as we know it. They will do whatever it takes to interrupt peace processes. This is precisely the reason why a ceasefire never lasts more than a few days -- the root of the problem is NOT Israel. It is due to the Islamists whose minds are like the ones referred to here.

#122 FrogMarch

Let's see...who signed the Iraqi Liberation Act? Why her husband, the guy that Newt Gingrich describes as the smartest living politician.

That by far was the best title "Definition of a Target-Rich Environment" I think I have seen in over a year. Awesome

#120 Victorygal

For some reason the movie Dr. Stangelove comes to mind when I look at this picture. The guy riding the bomb and yelling "Yeehaw" would be a fun sight to see landing over those three.

Welcome aboard! I'm struck by a sense of immediate kinship, as my first post also referred to Dr. Strangelove. Great minds....

Always wondered what they keep under those turbans.

Look! Its Bad Santa and two of his elf helpers.

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

I wonder if Imadingdong gets his suits off the rack at Wal-Mart?

I'm bored and sober. Let's play
what's wrong with this picture?

#22 Airedale

The bad guys club just "Isn't hapenin' " with Saddam out of the picture

Actually, I have obtained a copy of the raw image file that shows Saddam was in fact present at the meeting, but showed up in improper attire on account of a mistranslation of "Baath Party" and had to be "dropped" from the press release. The empty space between Assad and Ahmedinajad in the Yahoo photo is obviously just an amateurish Photoshop job.

#144;

nice pic

/FT

Definition of a Target-Rich Environment

If only it were so. When The mobs in Tehran shriek "Death of America" we should take them at their word and respond accordingly

Nice to have them in one place. With just one RPG we would have 3 less Democrat presidential hopefuls.

We coulda saved millions of future lives by taking out those Ghouls right then.

I guess Bush and Co. would prefer that thousands of our boys and Isreali troops get shot in the face and blown apart rather than going after the terror leaders.

I remember that Hezbollah "victory" rally in Lebanon last summer.....I prayed some B-1's would come streaking over the horizon loaded down with BLU-96's.

A bullseye couldn't be big enough.

"Three to beam up, Scotty, and to send into space"

Does that assclown still not own a decent suit ?

Tweedle Dumb

Tweedle Very Dumb

And...

Tweedle So Incredibly Dumb That He's President of Iran

Oh, for an EASY button......

Caption:
Mullah: Guess what I have under my dress!

One is chinless, another lacks empathy and is merciless, and the other one's feet don't touch the floor (lol).

They all, however, are clueless.

Charles: do you mean the territory of Iran and Syria generally, or Tehran specifically? :)

Khamenei, the alleged father figure, sits by while Ahmadinejad tentatively begins his quest to reach for the hand of Bashir

Aw, how cute, Ahmadinejad's feet juuust baaaarely reach the floor. Precious. He looks SO TENSE, like he knows something we don't know. Maybe it's just gas. Maybe he accidentally thought about that one time when he saw his mother in flagrante delicto with a camel. Or does he just go about his day in a state of perpetual terror? I like to think it's all three.

It looks like Pres. Assad has pitched a tent for Khamenei