They look so cute.

What are they going to do when their term is up?

I'm sure that their mothers would be proud.

Exactly how much intelligence does it take to be a moonbat?

I just checked my copy of the Constitution, and being evil isn't grounds for impeachment.

Sorry, dude.

Zombie for Congress!

Juvenile.

Wow, so much for art class. Time for Hi-C and graham crackers.

Where's the peaches? I love me some peaches! Especially peach cobbler. Peach brandy, peach schnapps, georgia peaches.

It doesn't appear these guys have any peaches, so they can go to hell. The hell of no peaches.

I-mmm-peaches!

At times they actually come out of their basements.

These people are parody-proof.

And the High Crimes and Misdemeanors are:

...thought so.

Note to LLL's - There needs to be a Crime in order to impeach.

Like lying under oath, for instance.

Clownish morOONS!

Aw come on -- they had to work hard to learn to SPELL "impeach" -- you don't expect them actually to know what it means, do you?

These people are going to go through withdrawal after Bush's term is up.

So much Pink. So much sloth. So much hatred. So many obviously disturbed individuals. So many puppets. So many signs and placards with 5th-grade leftist mantras. So many pitifully foolish human beings...

In the pic after the helicopter:
A good time for a tsunami.

Those are actually pretty good.

Imagine if those knuckleheads actually used their talent for something constructive... like a JOB!

You know what's missing from the event? A vocal Muslim organization. Maybe I missed it. Were they not invited?

#17

C'mon solomon. That's a little much. How about a really big wave and some icky seaweed? Maybe a jellyfish or two

Damn, the LGF BDS-bots are slacking tonight.

/here moby, here moby!

How can anybody in CA be that pasty looking?

The blue Buick with the "COEXIST" sticker? I saw a Prius the other day that had one on each side, on the rear quarter panels. Some froot loop was driving.

It takes a real man to wear a pink hat.

*snicker*

'Night, all.

Great work, Zombie. Sleep well.

Geez, ususally there is at least 1 hot babe in the crowd. Not this time, however...
#2 Jordash is right. What will these poor people do when Bush is gone? Well, I guess they will go after whatever dem is in office, cause honestly, I don't think anyone who gets elected will promise to never attack Iran, nor let off in Iraq.

And a good time was had by all.

"Coexist" my arse...

;)

asshole's gotta really nice pink hat on the right.

G'nite, Ward...

PIMF "usually" 4 hours sleep here. Maybe I should write up a contract now as well...

Not that I buy into the false and sexist dichotomy that declares pink a "feminine" color.

I just wonder.

I do that a lot. Even when I've had a lot of sleep.

SO SUE ME, YOU FUCKING PINK-WEARING MEN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE-DOG (poodle, no doubt) DARE YOU.

Oh, look.

/it's the Code Pink mascot

#30 Cartman - Y'all got another e-mail waiting for ya!

Hell, my own son has a pinkish shirt. IT'S A FREAKIN' RALPH LAUREN, ALL YOU SEXIST/COLORIST PIGS.

#32 MandyManners

I wear pink a lot. Don't worry, I won't sue you

#20 simonml

C'mon solomon. That's a little much. How about a really big wave and some icky seaweed? Maybe a jellyfish or two

I think the water is too cold for jelly fish. Maybe your big wave with a generous infusion of oil from a leaky tanker, a supertanker. At least the cleanup would give them something useful to do.

#33 Killian

OMG. I don't even want to know what that is coming out the bottom of her dress

Pink Pink
Bo Bink
Banana Fanana
Fo Fink
Me My Mo Mink

Pink

#33 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 9:15:08 pm PDT

Oh, look.

/it's the Code Pink mascot

Ah, man you could at least warn a fella!

Just out of curiosity, is she really a code pinko or is all that stuff photo-shopped in?

/dangit, where did I leave the brain bleach?

What can I say?

Modern parenthood has its issues.

This is my wish for my son.

And, don't forget son: there is someone up above.

wow, it's comforting to know that if we impeach bush and cheney, the world will magically be a giant blue ball of peace. terrorists will just lay down their arms and greet those of conflicting belief with open arms.

i wish i was smoking whatever these people had before this protest because it must be some good stuff.

Wow, what a rush. That's one crazy ant-farm, there.

No weapons in space? How old is that bumper-sticker?

Holy cock! That's Feinstein's house? I'm frikking outraged and bitter! No carbon-footprint there...

Zombie, you are becoming one of the top caption-writers on the planet, if I were to hazard a guess. To say nothing of the photography.

Vitameatavegamin '07

Many of the leftist males most certainly appear to be "feminized", but I would warn against taking them lightly. They vote, they are vocal, and the media lends them a 24x7x365 platform. Mix in the Code Stink gals, and you've got a regular three ring circus, that for some despicable reason holds sway here in this country. WTF?

Definitely a colorist pig here

What a bunch of kooks! Moral relativism and BDS sufferers...the modern left.

36 simonml

Thank you, sweetie.

A dominant concern I have in life is raising the kid to be a decent, law-abiding, Christian American.

One of my greatest assets (if I am not utterly deluding myself) is a sense of humor.

Real me wear-out pink!

/Forgive me, and bless all the children with two mommies in the village.

Zombie, I'm wondering how the San Fran 9/11 truther nutjobs are handling the extreme cognitive dissonance from seeing firsthand how a massive fire can actually "melt" steel and make structures collapse.

They'll have lots of time the next few months to think about that. While they sit in traffic.

HEY NANCY
THIS IS WHAT
CONSTITUANTS [sic]
LOOK LIKE

And quite a sight they are! Confirming every cliché imaginable about the Asylum by the Bay.

A mass "Spot the Loony" remake, perhaps?

I had previously posted about "impeach" on the beach.

Meanwhile, back to this summer's war news:


Syria built underground missile complex - Israeli paper
By Agence France Presse (AFP)

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

JERUSALEM: Syria has built a fortified complex buried deep underground and cloaked in secrecy to manufacture and store ballistic missiles capable of striking Israel, an Israeli newspaper said on Monday. The complex includes 30 reinforced concrete bunkers, production facilities, development laboratories and command posts, the mass-selling Yediot Ahronot quoted "foreign experts" as saying, without specifying its location.

The "missile city" houses mainly Scud missiles capable of reaching anywhere in Israel. Given its weak air power, Damascus is boosting its arsenal of surface-to-surface missiles and protecting them in the complex, Yediot said.

According to the paper, Syria has 200 Scud-B missiles, 60 Scud-C and a certain number of North Korean Scud-D missiles with a range of 700 kilometers, and has developed chemical warheads for all its Scuds. The chemical warfare agents are stored in a separate facility, Yediot quoted the foreign experts as saying.

It also said Iran recently supplied Syria with 100 Chinese shore-to-sea C-802 missiles.

In March, military and government sources told AFP that Syria had positioned thousands of rockets on its border with Israel, as part of indications that Damascus may be preparing for future "low-intensity warfare."

As a San Franciscan, I would personally like to apologize for the leftist, pro-Salafist, pro-European attitudes of my fellow citizens. Please, please, please know that not all of us are this evil, stupid and crazy. Some of us are actually decent human beings.

12 Spiny Norman 4/30/2007 9:05:47 pm PDT

These people are parody-proof.

It's pretty hard to poke fun of those that have made such Asses of themselves.

OT: Muslims in space?

Here's an article on how Muslims should act as astronauts. I suppose if one of the other astronauts is concerned for their safety, the Muslim astronaut can sue him or her when they get back to earth. After all, they should not be discriminated against for being "Muslim while orbiting."

Howcome the conservatives hog up all the good followers and the leftists get all the retards?

/Apologies to "Spawn"

realwest

Got the e-mail and replied. Thanks, my friend.

#50 mich-again

Zombie, I'm wondering how the San Fran 9/11 truther nutjobs are handling the extreme cognitive dissonance from seeing firsthand how a massive fire can actually "melt" steel and make structures collapse.

Um, it was obviously caused by micronukes. Fire melting steel?

/don't make me laugh

Over thirty years ago I visited a friend who was living in San Francisso. Either his roommate, or a friend of a roommate, said she going to an "All Species Day" parade.
I wondered if that included mosquitos.
Even then I found that concept quite strange.

Yea, the guy in the Giants hat doesn't believe Barry Bonds did roids either...

Honor, love of the motherland, sacrifice... Now that we're no longer enemies, I can tell you that I wept when I first heard this previously CLASSIFIED story.
True Story of First Pig on Mooй!

#53 mickthemick

Please, please, please know that not all of us are this evil, stupid and crazy. Some of us are actually decent human beings.

Yeah, but your kind aren't so brilliantly photogenic:)

#58 Killian Brandy: Fire? to melt STEEL?

Bah! EVERBODY knows America's steel foundries and factories use Pixie-Dust and Dragon-Fire processes perfected by Mister Bessemer!

/DO NOT make me laugh!

Wow. It takes a lot to make a real photo look like a Fauxtoshop.

#53 mickthemick:

Some of us are actually decent human beings.

You and that androgynous person over there, taking the pictures.

/since we don't know what zombie is

60 Shaemus

I got a steroid shot in the hip a few weeks ago and, you really don't want to know.

55 smapdi

They'll take a tiny patch of carpet with them, and rub their foreheads Indian-burn style as they pass over Mecca, pass over Mecca, pass over Mecca...

Only untethered ablutions allowed -- and o/s the craft.

Buh Bye...

53 mickthemick

I lived in Seattle for a long time. I also lived in Portland and Denver.

COLLECTIVE GUILT SUCKS!

58 Killian Bundy

Um, it was obviously caused by micronukes. Fire melting steel?

I heard the guy who drove the tanker truck flunked driver improvement class.

52 Barrypopik 4/30/2007 9:27:19 pm PDT

According to the paper, Syria has 200 Scud-B missiles, 60 Scud-C and a certain number of North Korean Scud-D missiles with a range of 700 kilometers, and has developed chemical warheads for all its Scuds.

Well, this is what we would expect from terrorists because these scuds are terror weapons, not military weapons. The guidance systems on these are so poor, that they aren't very accurate. In all likelihood, these scuds )if used) will randomly hit cities, not military targets.

#55 smapdhi

I dont think that is as off topic as you think it may be... Both the protests and the article you linked to are just pathetic!

I was asking myself while reading the muslims in space article, why dont they just tell they guy to make the best choice you can and be conscience of your religious beliefs in space instead of making minute by minute rules...

Then it came to me, they are afraid that their people will act like the complete morons in San Fransisco!

And thats why muslims are kept under continuous positive control by their religion. They dont want those kind of people. They cant possibly blame all the killings they would be forced to do on the Israelies!

The muslims who wish us harm must just HATE the fact that those idiots are USEFUL to them... cause what does that say about their own movement!

Oh well enough rambling out of me, I think I am quitting for the evening...

#50 mich-again
Zombie, I'm wondering how the San Fran 9/11 truther nutjobs are handling the extreme cognitive dissonance from seeing firsthand how a massive fire can actually "melt" steel and make structures collapse.

I was gonna put a link to that melting freeway story in that caption. Maybe I will.

As for how they're handling it -- they ignore it. Like they ignore anything that punctures their worldview.

Aww, see what happens when I'm packing up my apartment to move somewhere normal (e.g. Not the Bay Area)? Fire melts steel, and smelly hippies get together.

68 Mich-again

Kick it!

Zombie,

I actually envy you. We never have anything this cool where I live. I'm not sure I've ever seen a code pinker or truther live. We sure don't have any breasts, not bombs crowd that I am aware.

But I would give "me right gonad" for a shot at Ghandi's head just to see the crowd reaction when that plastic noggin' exploded into a million pieces.

Bet that would have gotten you to Pelosi's house a lot faster.

!WON HCEACPMI

#58 Killian Bundy

Um, it was obviously caused by micronukes. Fire melting steel?

As a Bay Area resident, I admire someone like yourself who isnt't afraid to ask the tough questions and look for THE TRUTH! :)

#62 Carridine and #64 victor_yugo

Thanks for your sympahties! :)

#67 MandyManners

I lived in Seattle for a long time. I also lived in Portland and Denver.

You have my sincere sympathies! :)

As Jerry Clower said, "... and they're bringing more with 'em!"

One in two Mexicans has family in U.S., poll finds

[Link: www.signonsandiego.com...]

58 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 9:32:46 pm PDT

Um, it was obviously caused by micronukes. Fire melting steel?

How are "the truthers" going to explain the absence of radiation leakage?

#75 goodbye_natalie

I'm not sure I've ever seen a code pinker or truther live.

Code Pinkers and Truthers are legally brain dead, so seeing one "live" is not really possible. ;)

What? No "Mean people suck" bumper sticker?

I especially like the pencil neck in the "when the revolution starts, count me in" T-shirt. Yeah, bet yer a real combat terror, shit for brains. You'd last just long enough for a trigger squeeze, Hell, I might just bag you and feed you to my pet squirrels, they're fond of fruits and nuts.

When i saw the Guantanomo Bay guy, my first thought was "what the hell is he dressed up as Cousin IT for?" Luckily Zombie's caption was there to explain.

#79 mick,

Code Pinkers and Truthers are legally brain dead, so seeing one "live" is not really possible. ;)

Yeah, that was a misstatement. I should said I've never seen one breathing.

Excellent report as always Zombie.

It's amazing you are able to caption such photos so eloquently and with such humor when most of us are simply at a loss for words when we see these people. I am always expecting someone to yell "cut" or to see everyone just bust out laughing. But these people...really...are real aren't they?

I mean, they have become caricatures of caricatures of a copy of a copy of a real hippy from the 60's.

One thing I have noticed over the time I have been following Zombies website is just how aged the crowd seems to be. Of course, there are always the typical idiot anarchist kids and the young naive bright eyes majoring in peace studies from happy land (most of which will get older and slapped by reality after college)...but the real core of these crowds are old and all pretty much bat shit crazy looking or just plain burnt out. So once this fringe of the 60's generation retires and fades...maybe some of this idiocy will start to die out.

Nah.

#78 AirForceWife

How are "the truthers" going to explain the absence of radiation leakage?

Okay, okay.

/it was really collapsed by HAARP, the micronuke story is just a cover

76 mickthemick

Why, thank you, sir.

72 zombie

As for how they're handling it -- they ignore it. Like they ignore anything that punctures their worldview.

So true. Its like covering your ears and shouting "I can't hear you." But I'm guessing a vendor would sell out of T-shirts that said "who really dROVE the tanker?"

While we are on the topic of "Stuff that is straight out of Mad Magazine":

[Link: www.wkyc.com...]

It's really getting insane now, folks...

We are through the looking-glass people...and we're coming out the other side.

~Norsk Troll

What about WTC 7?

It fell down.

See? That wasn't hard.

Sumtin' WRONG with pink?

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Are there any such things as attractive pinkers? Why do they all look Cindy Sheehan's sister? Is it a prerequisite to be butt ugly to join?

65 MandyManners

I'm sure it was for a good reason :)

#80 maddogg 4/30/2007 9:48:19 pm PDT

What? No "Mean people suck" bumper sticker?

I especially like the pencil neck in the "when the revolution starts, count me in" T-shirt. Yeah, bet yer a real combat terror, shit for brains. You'd last just long enough for a trigger squeeze, Hell, I might just bag you and feed you to my pet squirrels, they're fond of fruits and nuts.

Remind me to always refuse your invitation to 'feed your dogs', maddogg:

"Hey, Norsk Troll...can you come over this weekend and help me feed my dogs?"

*shudder*

~ENT

#83 Radar

Yer dreamin'.
Not unlike this one.

Re. Feinstein's and Pelosi's houses:
Huh. I thought Republicans were supposed to be the rich ones.

Excellent work as always, Zombie.

Really glad to see Nancy suffers from goonbatia like us sentient beings. They are your constituents Nan, they put you in,and you deserve them all up in yo' face every freakin' day!

Sometimes I think the world would have been better off if God had made having sex more complex. Kind of like having to remember the combination to get in, or something. That would have stopped a lot of the beach mess we see now.

A cautionary tale as America moves to plant corn on every available acre

When the Skies Filled With Dust

[Link: jewishworldreview.com...]

#93 Yer right...I blame it on allergies. haha. I just read that Kahane article yesterday.

"Rationale? Rational? LOGIC? REASON?... We... WE ARE TRUTHERS!

WE don' neee no steenkn LOGIC!"

#83 Radar

Excellent report as always Zombie.

It's amazing you are able to caption such photos so eloquently and with such humor when most of us are simply at a loss for words when we see these people.

Aw, shucks!

/blushes

Actually, when putting together a report like this, I spend about 95% of the time dealing with photo editing and coding, and only about 5% of the time on writing captions!

zombie,

I'm at a loss for words!

Democrats conceding on war bill

Democratic leaders in Congress are slowly backing down from a standoff with the White House over tying war funding to a troop-withdrawal timetable, saying they can use other bills to confront President Bush on Iraq.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Nevada Democrat, is courting Republican support for compromise war-funding legislation to follow Mr. Bush's promised veto this week of a $124 billion bill that would start a pullout as soon as July.

Senior Democratic aides say that although House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is not similarly talking to Republicans about a post-veto agreement, she privately acknowledges that eventually the "money will get to the troops without timetables."

Excuse me? If you're against the war, defund it! Just don't pass any legislation.

/they don't call her Blinky for nothing

For a few moments when I see pics of these folks...I want to live out there and be able to see it in the flesh (so to speak). It has got to be entertaining as hell for a short time. That desire lasts for oh, about...5 seconds.

Maybe a moonbat tour of CA would be fun some year. You know, with the family. Show them little brats what parents they COULD have had!

Code Pink laid claim to the C.

That could well be one of the best one liners of all time.
Damn near had me on the floor.
You rock, Zombie!

JWM

Hey zombie,

I'm sorry I didn't go to the Kucinich speech. It's just that I had to work on stuff due this week, and then finals are coming up. I can't do much now. I swear, I will be in action after I come back from summer break. And Kucinich is so boring, I would have fallen asleep. BTW, are you going to any of the May 1st immigrants rallies?

Rev. Al's pereruhoguhteve

[Link: www.jewishworldreview.com...]

prerogative

No demonstration is complete without Scrotum Man. He gets the guys all hot and bothered.

I'm sorry, I simply can't visualize Bushlessness. And I'm a real visionary.

Come to that, I can't really visualize that so many people could actually believe 9/11 was an inside job.

15 carbon footprint 4/30/2007 9:08:51 pm PDT

These people are going to go through withdrawal after Bush's term is up.

I'd love to see their heads explode when our next President is a Republican that isn't nearly as far to the left as President Bush is. What will that drive them to? Catching themselves on fire? They've already done the public nudity, burning effigies of a soldier, burning our flag, hanging naked upside down from trees. I just can't imagine what the next level of insane is for these people.

#93 solomonpainting

Hilarious piece!

A friend of mine, who teaches school in Malibu, has actually taken me to the Dume Room a couple of times. He says that his kids' limousine-leftist-puke parents HATE the place because, along with the equally transcendent Lily's Cafe across the way, they "bring the neighborhood down" (i.e., attract working-class and/or nonwhite people.) I'm amused to see it mentioned in NR.

Zombie,

Bless you for going to this. I really don't think I could handle it after being in san fran during a war protest. You know, No way can we even chuckle this stuff off as stupid college kids...these guys are adults!

I wanted to rip the mask off that freak...just say NO to masks in public! Dammit!

#69 song_and_dance_man

Doo Dah Parade wannabe's.

The difference is that in the Doo-Dah Parade, normal people take a day off to dress up like loonies and act silly just for laughs; the "Impeach Beach" crowd ARE loonies.

;^)

Oh, that's a synagogue... I thought it was part of her house.

#113

For a second there before I looked to close or read the caption I thought she had a Mosque installed...(no offense to the Synagogue).

g'night all.

53 mickthemick

I don't live to far from you. I think we need to move lol.

33 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 9:15:08 pm PDT

Oh, look.

/it's the Code Pink mascot

There are simply no words for this. In about 10 minutes or so when I can stop myself from laughing, I still don't think I'll have words for this.

Try the Pandercakes.

/there's plenty for everyone

#110 mikalm

they "bring the neighborhood down" (i.e., attract working-class and/or nonwhite people.)

A curse on the "little people".

#116 AirForceWife

There are simply no words for this. In about 10 minutes or so when I can stop myself from laughing, I still don't think I'll have words for this.

Oh yeah? Well just imagine that you're her primary care physician and she's in the waiting room.

/that ought to wipe the smirk off your face

"Morons, your bus is leaving."

117 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 10:30:14 pm PDT

Try the Pandercakes.

/there's plenty for everyone

LOL...OMG...she really does make that face. I've seen her make that face. Like when she thinks she has just said something that will get her approval from the country at large because her moonbat audience just clapped.

Mexicans own America. We are on their land. Bush and the Dems are ...quiet.
[Link: www.wnd.com...]

That was quite a squabble on the Gadaffy Duck thread, huh?

#105 wrathofasma

I'm sorry I didn't go to the Kucinich speech.

No problem -- loooks like you weren't the only one who didn't go! In fact, as my captions says, apparenly he spoke to an empty room, because there is no record anywhere of what he said. I bailed out too! I think there could be no more tedious way to spend a Saturday night than sitting in an empty auditorium in an industrial neighborhood in San Francisco listening to Dennis Kunich yak on and on about Dick Cheney. Not even Kucinich's own supporters bothered to go!

THEY FORGOT THEIR TINFOIL HATS! CHIMPY BUSHITLER MCHALIBURTON EVIL DEATH RAYS HAVE PENETRATED THEIR BRAINS!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

119 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 10:37:03 pm PDT

Oh yeah? Well just imagine that you're her primary care physician and she's in the waiting room.

/that ought to wipe the smirk off your face

No it won't. I've taken care of patients much larger than her. None of them were wearing a pink dress with their pendulus abdomen hanging out from the bottom of it though.

#124 zombie

apparenly he spoke to an empty room

Take your pick.

/he's a gadfly

i wonder when FDT takes office in 2009 will they just keep protesting?

/of course

#126 AirForceWife

I've taken care of patients much larger than her.

Well, hat's off to you on your care giving ability.

/I guess that's why I went to law school

#26 redshirt

Geez, ususally there is at least 1 hot babe in the crowd. Not this time, however...

This one's for you ;0

Most of the revelers appear to sun themselves NEVER.

128
Not if Deaver has his way

BUT

Homestate Trouble Looms

Former Tennessee U.S. Senator Fred Thompson is drawing nationwide attention for his ongoing flirtation with running for president. He is also drawing a little unwanted attention here in Nashville of a very different kind.

Nashville law circles were abuzz last week about professional snoops – either private investigators or opposition research political types - combing public records in Metro buildings looking for potential dirt on Thompson. Property records seemed to be at the top of their list.

The word trickled up to Republican Party sources, who insist it is Thompson’s potential GOP primary opponents looking for ammo to use should the television star make the race.

Thompson running is a lock, according to GOP sources in the state who know him well. In fact, leading Tennessee Republicans surmise Thompson staying away from actively campaigning and being selective with media appearances is another sign he is going to get in the White House 2008 race.

Ahmed Tharwat: Where's the threat in washing one's feet?

Let's consider this assault on Western values and North American culture by Muslim personal hygiene. To understand the topic, Kersten really needs to understand the importance of the washing rituals, which may have something to do with praying (in Arabic this is called wudu) or not. Some Muslims may complain about a lot of issues, but I do not think they complain nearly enough about their daily torture at public bathrooms, where you are provided condoms as an incentive for casual clean sex but are severely under-equipped for a thorough washing.

Besides lacking a low-level washing area with a drain for washing feet, there is also no bidet-like system for cleaning after using the toilet. Water is the essential element for a thorough cleaning -- toilet paper will not suffice.

/here we go again, now they're after the U.S. plumbing codes which, ironically, most Islamic countries don't seem to have

129 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 10:49:59 pm PDT

Well, hat's off to you on your care giving ability.

/I guess that's why I went to law school

There are some very challenging aspects to nursing. Some very rewarding ones. And some very, very gross ones. Things that if I were to repeat, would make most very nauseous. For instance, I once took off a smelly bandage of a newly admitted patient, to find his entire wound from his surgical amputation infested with maggots. The smell was intolerable and I ran out of the room and down the hall gagging. He never took care of his wound and it didn't occur to him to seek medical tx until the smell got to him. Was a severe alcoholic.

JERUSALEM: Syria has built a fortified complex buried deep underground and cloaked in secrecy to manufacture and store ballistic missiles capable of striking Israel, an Israeli newspaper said on Monday. The complex includes 30 reinforced concrete bunkers, production facilities, development laboratories and command posts, the mass-selling Yediot Ahronot quoted "foreign experts" as saying, without specifying its location.

The "missile city" houses mainly Scud missiles capable of reaching anywhere in Israel. Given its weak air power, Damascus is boosting its arsenal of surface-to-surface missiles and protecting them in the complex, Yediot said.

Well, isn't that special. The Chinless Opthalmologist has built his own little Mittlewerk.

135 AFW

I can top that one
A friend at work badly broke his arm and hand, open fractures, had it patched up and set in a plaster cast at a small, hick town hosp.

He kept feeling tingling sensations, not itching, tingling in his fingers. They said it was nerves healing... really it was an itch, scratch it. Suggested the old coathanger wire method.

A couple of weeks went by; he'd had enough 'itching'. They removed the cast, found your little friends, and three fingers gone.

#134 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 11:04:21 pm PDT

severely under-equipped for a thorough washing.

How are they under-equipped. Do they not have sinks, soap, and paper towels for washing one's hands after using the toilet? I can see her point if people went around wiping their butts with their feet. Yes, then a bathroom without a foot washer would be under-equipped for personal hygiene.

I don't think it's even possible to wipe your butt with your feet. How do they think their feet are going to get dirty? From having to walk around all the filthy infidels all day? Maybe every public bathroom should have showers in them so they can shower off throughout the day from having to be around us filthy infidels.

137 cbinflux 4/30/2007 11:11:36 pm PDT

A couple of weeks went by; he'd had enough 'itching'. They removed the cast, found your little friends, and three fingers gone.

Oh yea, well I've taken the socks off of newly admitted diabetic patients and had black toes in the sock fall out...so there...LOL.

Editors needed!

Guyana Woman Accused As Vampire "Lynched"
AP

GEORGETOWN, Guyana (AP) - A crowd of Guyanese villagers lynched an elderly woman they accused of being an evil spirit who drinks the blood of human babies, police said Monday.
Authorities in the South American country said the woman raised suspicions with unusual behavior and was set upon by villagers who apparently believed she was an "Old Higue"—the equivalent of a vampire in the local Obeah religion that blends folk magic and African rituals.

The woman, who has not been identified, was beaten to death and her remains were found on Saturday in a village 15 miles east of Georgetown, police said.

Police have arrested three people and are questioning others, Superintendent Balram Persaud said.

"We are still investigating," he said.

Some expressed surprise at the persistence of belief in Higues, a creature said to take the shape of an old woman who can shrink herself to enter victims' homes through a keyhole.

129 afw

I can top that particular one with a first-hand account of an industrial accident in Venezuela, but o'all I know you'd win.

I surrender.

Don't you ever laugh as a hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
And cover you up from your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
And then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it out on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead.

S L O W Monday nights...

Besides lacking a low-level washing area with a drain for washing feet, there is also no bidet-like system for cleaning after using the toilet. Water is the essential element for a thorough cleaning -- toilet paper will not suffice.

Hmm. Ahmed a Sheryl Crow fan?

#134 Killian Bundy 4/30/2007 11:04:21 pm PDT

Ahmed Tharwat: Where's the threat in washing one's feet?

Let's consider this assault on Western values and North American culture by Muslim personal hygiene. To understand the topic, Kersten really needs to understand the importance of the washing rituals, which may have something to do with praying (in Arabic this is called wudu) or not. Some Muslims may complain about a lot of issues, but I do not think they complain nearly enough about their daily torture at public bathrooms, where you are provided condoms as an incentive for casual clean sex but are severely under-equipped for a thorough washing.

Besides lacking a low-level washing area with a drain for washing feet, there is also no bidet-like system for cleaning after using the toilet. Water is the essential element for a thorough cleaning -- toilet paper will not suffice.

/here we go again, now they're after the U.S. plumbing codes which, ironically, most Islamic countries don't seem to have

It strikes me Killian, that as much as we all like to make fun of this washing business, this is a really serious problem - one that is going to cost us the farm if we are not very careful and very vocal.

Many don't remember the days of separate washrooms in the USA, but I surely do. Whites got the convenient ones and blacks walked a half mile or so to the back of beyond. Couldn't drink from the same fountains either - might contaminate it you know. You might recall some of this - or at least learned about it in school.

That was four decades ago. We had this big civil rights movement exactly to stop such things as separate washing facilities. People even died to end separate washing facilities.

So now, forty some odd years later, here is the same exact liberal left - and I mean exact, many of them are the same people who marched for Civil Rights - supporting separate washrooms for muslims in the name of "religious tolerance."

Separate washrooms is NOT "tolerance." It is apartheid, just as much as the separate washrooms of the old South. This time it will be US who will be the "not good enoughs."

There is no "separate but equal" clause in the Constitution. Long since we have decided in this country that we would provide one set of public facilities for everyone. Muslims who do not like that need to move to somewhere else in the world.

Dbls as Burka

It was also here in Denver. The 40 folks that showed up had great signs. "No war for oil", "Bush Lied" "Impeach Bush". So much creativity, that if I blinked I wasn't entertained. No TV that I saw. But then again, I don't know how even an extreme close-up would make the crowd of 40 look any bigger

JJ

145 gg

It will cost billions of dollars to retrofit facilities. Remember the billions spent just for wheelchair ramps at small town PO's?

Plumbers will LOVE this!

Bidet, their stinking asses. They don't even have that in their best hospitals. A hole in the floor and a small plastic pail by a rinky-dink spigot is all that's seen.

#145 galloping granny

It strikes me Killian, that as much as we all like to make fun of this washing business, this is a really serious problem - one that is going to cost us the farm if we are not very careful and very vocal.

No, you're right, it's totally in your face political.

/twenty years ago, Islam wasn't even on the domestic U.S. radar screen because Muslims weren't agitating and seemed to get along fine nevertheless

How is that Christians here missed the fact that we could just DEMAND special facilities and accomodations at pulic bldgs and schools?! DEMAND gender segregation, DEMAND ~ book burning, DEMAND praying 5x daily, DEMAND the right to disrespect teachers and others in authority...?!

Grrr!

Sexual Healing: Under the burqa Boogie

Imam accused of sexual harassment
[Link: www.iol.co.za...]

Riyadh - Police in the Saudi city of Jeddah have arrested a Muslim preacher accused of sexual harassment while allegedly attempting to cure sick women by reading from the Koran.

At the mosque where he had preached for 20 years, the 62-year-old imam had advertised a "miracle cure" for sicknesses by reading from the Koran, the Saudi newspaper Okaz reported on Monday.

But the preacher had also repeatedly subjected them to intimate touching. At first, most of the women had been too ashamed to report the man, head of a family whose home was next to the mosque.

There's a big debate between right and left as to what causes islamoterrorism. Let’s look at who was in charge during key moments in the rise of the islamofascists.

Khomeini takes over Iran, the Islamic war against the west begins. Muslim terrorism spreads throughout the world. - Carter

Khadafy and Iran are attacked by the US (Iranian oil platforms are shelled, Iranian airliner accidentally shot down by a U.S. destroyer, but Iran believes it's intentional so they stop messing with us realizing that if the U.S. stopped playing by the rules, the game would be over in a few hours.) - Reagan

Islamic attacks against the west cease for several years with the exception of the Lockerbie bombing for which Libya admits guilt and pays restitution presumably under threat of another U.S. attack which is now credible.

Islamic dictator gets his ass kicked by the US military - Bush senior

More muslim terror free years.

First deadly muslim attack on the US homeland, World Trade Center attack #1 -Clinton

Islamic terrorism starts it's second rising. Cole attacked, embassy bombings, biggest mass murder attack on the US is planned. - Clinton

After George Bush is in office for 8 months, the 9-11 attacks are carried out and the US fights back ousting two terrorist supporting dictatorships from two countries. - Bush

Now the dhimmicrats want to take over again. Which way do you think the islamic terrorism curve is going to go? Someone? Anyone?

(I think my timelines are right on this stuff but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.)

Armed forces Imam 'doing duty'

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

Imam Asim Hafiz was appointed Muslim chaplain to the British armed forces in November 2005. In his first full interview since taking up the role, he speaks to the BBC about his work.
Since his appointment, Imam Hafiz has kept a low profile as he provides "spiritual and pastoral" support to 340 serving British Muslims.
And he says that while the decision to appoint an Imam was "long overdue", he acknowledges that many feel there is no room for an Imam inside the armed forces.

Imam Hafiz graduated from an Islamic college in Lancashire in 1999. Since then he has held several positions in mosques, a Muslim boarding school and the NHS.

There will always be a minority of Muslims and non-Muslims who feel there is no place for an Imam in the armed forces

He was also the first full-time Imam for Wandsworth prison before taking up his current post at the age of 29.

Now his 'parish' consists of the Army, the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force.

/Blimey, those "moderate Muslim" lads are really pitching in! They're pushing 0.0000163% of the armed forces now, eh? Good on them!

I'm overwhelmed by the stunning aura of intelligence that surrounds the two obvious MENSA members in "gimme" caps.

WTF!?

"the Democrats will win the White House next year."

"All the energy is on their side, they are raising more money from more contributors, and there is little if any enthusiasm for the Republican candidates -- even among Republicans."

"At some point, politically sophisticated conservatives will have to recognize that no Republican can win in 2008"

Can this be right? It's by a conservative columnist.

"aaa hippies...whatayagunna do.."

/Tony Soprano off.

#33 Killian Bundy

You have got to be the most evil person on the planet. I will have that image burned into brain for far too long. You should hunted down, tied up and forced to wear her ripe panties on your head.

eeevvviiilll

Sheik cans Al-Jazeera for Feds

CONTROVERSIAL Mufti Sheik Taj el-dene Elhilaly cancelled a trip to Malaysia where he was to be interviewed by Al-Jazeera TV just hours after he was grilled by officers from the Australian Federal Police (AFP).

But Mr Trad said the Mufti was keen to proceed with an interview with AFP, who are investigating claims almost US$13,000 in funds donated by Australian muslims and meant for victims of last year's Lebanon and Israel war are unaccounted for.

Mr Trad said AFP officers interviewed the Mufti at his office at the Lakemba Mosque for almost 90 minutes yesterday.

He said investigators conducted a ``thoroughly professional interview'' including recording the interview and having an Arabic interpreter present.

Mr Trad was invited by the Mufti to sit-in on the interview.

``The Mufti told the officers he would do ``anything to improve the security of my country','' Mr Trad said.

The Mufti was in Lebanon with Lebanese Muslim Association representative Sheik Yihya Safi.

It is understood the Mufti told investigators he had never personally touched any of the money but merely ``observed the disbursement'' of about US$20,000.

He then made recommendations for the handing-out of another US$20,0000 before flying out of Lebanon to attend a conference in Iran.

It is believed investigators are probing the whereabouts of another US$13,000 amid claims it was distributed to a radio station with links to Hezbollah.

The Mufti has denied this.

Mr Trad said the Mufti was meant to fly to Malaysia on Monday night for an interview with Al-Jazeera TV, but cancelled the trip because of ``complications with his heart''.

``I set up an interview for him in Malaysia to address serious concerns from the community,'' Mr Trad said.

``At this stage he's said he will get back to them when he's feeling better.''

It is believed the interview was to repair the Mufti's reputation in the Muslim country over a series of damaging rants including likening scantly-clad women to uncovered meat and urging the world's muslims to ``stand in the trenches'' with Iran.

Federal police question Sheik Alhilali

#156 SquarePeg: I think Bruce is either a clairvoyant or an idiot. I lean heavily towards the latter. Before the race gets started he is making a case for admitting defeat and joining the other side. Doesn't seem like it would take much of an adjustment, appears as if he already has "being a Dem", down.

Trouble in stir to be wiped out?

You've got to be kidding me:
Malaysia Creates Religious Guidelines for Muslim Astronauts
Guidelines for Muslim Astronauts
New guide advises Muslim astronauts to locate Mecca for prayer from space; allows them to delay Ramadan fast while in orbit

#136 Colonel Panik -

...buried deep underground...

And I'd not be surprised if, directly over the underground storage bunkers, one found an orphanage, a hospital, a convalescent home, a homeless shelter, and several schools and foreign embassies. You know, so the missiles could protect them.

163 300

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Impeach the liars? The majority of Congress, Willies Administration, The Goracle, and nearly every reputable intelligence agency in the world. Okay, get right on that then. Would be the best thing to happen for Republicans in years. The Dems don't wanna hear themselves on video and in print proclaiming the need to take out Sadaam and his WMD's when it was politically expedient. Then, in turn, flipping the other way, once again, for the sake of political expediency. Not going to happen.

Now that an Israeli company has bought the New York Times building on West 43rd Street, maybe the editorial offices can be preserved as a propaganda museum?

(FYI: The NY Times is moving to a new taxpayer-subsidized building opposite the Port Authority. The building is by Bruce Ratner's company, the same builder of the massively controversial and also taxpayer-subsidized Atlantic Yards project in Brooklyn. Wouldn't you know, the Times hasn't said anything bad about Ratner?)


Former Times Editor Joins Carter In 'Apartheid' Libel
By: Gilead Ini
Wednesday, April 18, 2007

While there’s no inherent relationship between “progressive” thought and Israel-bashing, one-sided attacks on Israel and its legitimacy are a staple of some self-styled progressive publications.
(...)
It is both shocking and telling that well before Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made his infamous call to “wipe Israel off the map,” it was Judt and the New York Review [of Books] encouraging an end to the Jewish state.

But delegitimization of Israel is sometimes less overt and direct. In a recent issue of the biweekly magazine, Joseph Lelyveld, the former executive editor of The New York Times, takes a slightly more roundabout route. His review of Jimmy Carter’s widely criticizedbook Palestine Peace not Apartheid emphasized two main problems.

One is merely a complaint about style: “The former president’s peculiar combination of rectitude and starchy pride can be a little irritating,” he says. The other complaint is much more striking, especially coming from someone who was until recently at the helm of one of America’s most influential newspapers.

According to Lelyveld, Carter’s book doesn’t go nearly far enough with its apartheid analogy.

It’s not easy to establish yourself as more extreme an Israel-basher than Jimmy Carter, but Lelyveld does so by borrowing from the former president his main techniques of argumentation: distortions, lies, and ignoring or minimizing Israel’s legitimate security concerns.


Africa Israel to buy New York Times building
Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:02PM EDT
NEW YORK, April 30 (Reuters) - Israeli conglomerate Africa Israel Investments Ltd. said on Monday it will buy the New York Times Co. building in midtown Manhattan for $525 million from privately held Tishman-Speyer.

#162 cbinflux 5/01/2007 12:19:25 am PDT

Trouble in stir to be wiped out?

What a to-do about nothing. Poor convicts are only going to get one roll of TP a week. By Sherill Crow's 1 sheet per rule, a single roll should last them for a couple hundred trips to the bathroom.

Al-Qaeda in Iraq leader 'killed'

The interior ministry in Iraq says it has received intelligence that the head of al-Qaeda in Iraq has been killed.

Good morning!
Fruit Cup--->
Coffee--->

This Day in History:
Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Today in History:
1528 Pánfilo the Narvaéz begins exploration to with 350 men to Florida
1544 Turkish troops occupy Hungary
1707 England, Wales & Scotland form UK of Great Britain
1786 Mozart's opera "Marriage of Figaro" premieres in Wien (Vienna)
1840 1st adhesive postage stamps ("Penny Blacks" from England) issued
1841 1st emigrant wagon train leaves Independence MO for California
1844 Samuel Morse sends 1st telegraphic message
1844 Whig convention nominates Henry Clay as presidential candidate
1851 Great Exhibition opens in London's Hyde Park, at Crystal Palace
1861 Lee orders Confederate troops under T J Jackson to Harper's Ferry
1862 Union captain David Farragut conquers New Orleans
1863 Battle of Chancellorsville VA (29,000 injured or died)
1867 Howard University chartered
1867 Reconstruction of South begins, black voter registration
1869 "Folies-Bergère" opens in Paris France
1883 "Buffalo Bill" Cody put on his 1st Wild West Show
1884 Construction begins on Chicago's 1st skyscraper (10 stories)
1889 1st International Workers Day, according to the 2nd International
1889 Bayer introduces aspirin in powder form (Germany)
1898 George Dewey commands, "You may fire when you are ready, Gridley" as US route Spanish fleet at Manila
1901 Pan-American Exposition opens in Buffalo
1915 British Lusitania leaves New York, for Liverpool
1921 100 47 Jews were killed by Arabs in Jaffa
1926 British coal-miners go on strike
1926 Satchel Paige makes pitching debut in Negro Southern League
1931 with the press of a button in Washington, D.C., President Herbert Hoover turned on the lights of the Empire State Building. This event officially opened the edifice, at the corner of Fifth Avenue and 34th Street in New York City, to the public. At 102 stories, it reigned as the world's tallest skyscraper until 1974.
1935 Boulder Dam completed
1936 Emperor Haile Selassie leaves Ethiopia as Italian invades
1936 FBI's J Edgar Hoover arrests Alvin Karpis
1936 John Maynard Keynes publishes his book, The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money, this month. His theories became highly influential in government-directed economic actions.
1937 FDR signs act of neutrality
1939 Batman Comics hit the street
1940 140 Palestinian Jews die as German planes bomb their ship
1940 The 1940 Olympics are cancelled
1941 "Citizen Kane", directed by & starring Orson Welles, premieres in New York
1941 General Mills introduces Cheerios
1941 German assault on Tobruk
1942 Radio Orange calls to defy order to wear "Jewish star"
1943 Food rationing begins in US
1943 German plane sinks boat loaded with Palestinian Jews bound for Malta
1943 German Wehrmacht deployed in order to break Dutch strikes
1945 Admiral Karl Doenitz forms German government
1945 Seys-Inquart flees to Flensburg
1945 Goebbels, Nazi minister of propaganda, committed suicide,
1946 Fieldmarshal Montgomery appointed British supreme commander

What does "killed" mean? Is that like "sort of pregnant"?

I hope when my time comes I just "die" instead of die.

1947 Radar for commercial & private planes 1st demonstrated
1948 North Korea proclaims itself People's Democratic Republic of Korea
1950 Gwendolyn Brooks, is 1st Black awarded a Pulitzer Prize (poetry)
1951 Mickey Mantle's 1st homerun
1951 Minnie Minoso becomes the 1st black to play for the White Sox
1960 Russia shoots down Francis Gary Powers' U-2 spy plane over Sverdlovsk
1961 1st US airplane hijacked to Cuba
1961 Fidel Castro announces there will be no more elections in Cuba
1961 Pulitzer prize awarded to Harper Lee (To Kill a Mockingbird)
1963 1st American (James Whittaker) conquers Mount Everest
1963 Indonesia takes control of Irian Jaya (west New Guinea) from Netherlands
1966 Last British concert by the Beatles (Empire Pool in Wembley)
1967 Anastasio Somoza Debayle becomes President of Nicaragua
1967 Elvis Presley & Pricilla Beaulieu wed in Las Vegas
1979 Elton John becomes 1st pop star to perform in Israel
1986 Tass reports Chernobyl nuclear power plant mishap
1989 US Supreme Court rules employees have legal burden to prove non-discriminatory reasons for not hiring or promoting
1994 Charles Kuralt retires as CBS newsman (On the Road)
1997 Toni Blair elected PM of UK
2000: May Day violence on London streets The Cenotaph and a statue of Winston Churchill were defaced with graffiti and a fast-food restaurant was ransacked

Born on this Day:
1764 Benjamin Henry Latrobe engineer/architect (built Capitol)
1769 Arthur Wellesley Duke of Wellington, British PM (C) (1828-30)

Died on thie Day:

1471 Thomas a Kempis spiritual writer (Navolging of Christ), dies at 91
1700 John Dryden English poet/playwright (Rival Ladies), dies
1904 Antonín Dvorak Czechoslovakia, composer (Slavic Dancing), dies at 62
1978 Aram Katchaturian Russian composer (The Earth), dies at 74
1997 Bebe AKA Flipper, dolphin, dies at 40

"waving"

I hope when my time comes I just "die" instead of die.

Same, same.
The other sounds horribly prolonged.

Be careful as it is Moonbat day, otherwise known as May Day.

The comments came after Mr Straw, Leader of the Commons, said that Britain should mimic America by retelling historic stories of how the country was formed.
In 2000, a flexible history curriculum was introduced. Every king and queen along with important dates and battles were removed from compulsory lessons for five- to 14-year-olds. The Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII, Elizabeth I and the Magna Carta are no longer compulsory - being replaced by more general themes such as "Britain 1066 to 1500".
The Government has already proposed that "Britishness" - including an emphasis on values such as free speech, the rule of law, mutual tolerance and human rights - should be taught as part of a beefed up citizenship syllabus. It follows the introduction of compulsory citizenship lessons in September 2002.

Straw's new vision of history 'is hypocritical'

While working on this, kindly go back to teaching the Crusades and the Holocaust.
Gee...

May 1st, like any other first, is "Scramble to pay the bills for this month" day.

Here's your breakfast, St. Pancake. :-)

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Recast Genocide Exhibit Opens at U.N.

UNITED NATIONS -- An exhibit on the 1994 Rwandan genocide opened Monday at U.N. headquarters after organizers recast a section on the killings of 1 million Armenians in Turkey during World War I -- a reference that angered the Turks.

The exhibit, originally set to open April 9, was postponed after a Turkish diplomat complained about the mention of the Armenian killings. The section now uses the term "mass killings" instead of "murders," does not include the number of people killed, and replaces "Turkey" with "Ottoman Empire."

Historians estimate up to 1.5 million Armenians were killed by Ottoman Turks around the time of World War I, an event widely viewed by genocide scholars as the first genocide of the 20th century. Turkey, however, denies the deaths constituted genocide, saying the toll has been inflated and that those killed were victims of civil war and unrest.

176 littleoldlady
You already have to leave?

I swear I wore deoderant

Watching the pancake thing. :)

Johann Hari: How multiculturalism is betraying women

Do you believe in the rights of women, or do you believe in multiculturalism? A series of verdicts in the German courts in the past month, have shown with hot, hard logic that you can't back both. You have to choose.

The crux case centres on a woman called Nishal, a 26-year-old Moroccan immigrant to Germany with two kids and a psychotic husband. Since their wedding night, this husband beat the hell out of her. She crawled to the police covered in wounds, and they ordered the husband to stay away from her. He refused. He terrorised her with death threats.

A Lebanese-German who strangled his daughter Ibthahale and then beat her unconscious with a bludgeon because she didn't want to marry the man he had picked out for her was sentenced to mere probation. His "cultural background" was cited by the judge as a mitigating factor.

A Turkish-German who stabbed his wife Zeynep to death in Frankfurt was given the lowest possible sentence, because, the judge said, the murdered woman had violated his "male honour, derived from his Anatolian moral concepts". The bitch. A Lebanese-German who raped his wife Fatima while whipping her with a belt was sentenced to probation, with the judge citing his ... you get the idea.

Hijab to remain banned from tae kwon do

The Muslim hijab will remain banned from tae kwon do tournaments in Quebec despite an offer of compromise in the guise of a sporty, head-hugging head scarf used in international competitions, provincial officials ruled yesterday.

Am I alone?

St. Pancake,

The next two weeks are going to make me wish I was 20 years younger.

/who am I kidding?! I always wish I was 20 years younger! ;-)

Here's where we separate the men from the party planners.

The good news is I've already dropped 5 pounds. This event (events) should be good for at least another 7 to 10 pounds.

/World's Most Expensive Diet™

World's Most Expensive Diet™

Oh, the planning for that party.

Heaven help the seniors, and their parents.

No fun, and it is never-ending.

How is MeanNastyTeenager taking in all of this now?

#36 SimonML!

i feel your pain mate! My wife put my best white shirt in with her red bra as well!

Now my wardrobe has a Code pink warning on it! Awww! ;-(

St. Pancake,

meannastyteenager is in serious stress-mode after having committed herself to going to Hofstra.

/Second Guessing 'R Us
//migraine-city

I've let it go. For now.

/embrace your debt - it's a good motivator.

Howdy Aussie Infidel!

Congrats on the cricket championship!

Woohoo!

meannastyteenager is in serious stress-mode after having committed herself to going to Hofstra.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

It is beginning to catch up with the little stinkers, I do believe.

Time to grow up, kids

and it can be painful too.

Time to grow up, kids

Much as I don't want to see her suffer, at least she knows enough to realize what a big deal it all is.

Tory beaten up outside Mosque

A MAN accused of punching a Tory local election candidate in front of hundreds of witnesses, is set to be arrested today.

Park ward candidate Wazir Hussain said he was left bruised and bleeding after he made a remark about Labour plans to build a mosque in Green Road, Earley.

My night of jihad

Omar Khyam is 25 now, which means he was 15 in 1997 when I visited a scout hut just outside Crawley and spent an evening watching Omar Bakri radicalise his young audience. He probably wasn't there that night - the Old Bailey heard that he started getting interested in radical Islam in late 1998, when he was 17. During that period of Omar Khyam's life, he apparently supported the England football team but the Pakistan cricket team. It was Omar Bakri's job to teach the kids that they were not British. They were Muslim.

Then Omar Bakri gave them a lecture. It would have been a variation on a lecture he frequently gave: "There is a time when a military struggle must take place in the UK. Jihad. It's called conquering. One day, without question, the UK is going to be governed by Islam. The Muslims in Britain must not be naive. You must be ready to defend yourselves militarily. The struggle is a struggle between two civilisations, the civilisation of man against the civilisation of God."

I was standing in one corner, with my back against the wall. I found this situation slightly uncomfortable. And then, apropos of nothing, Omar made an announcement to the group.

"Look at me!" he said. "Here I am with two infidels. Saul is an atheist. And Jon ...'"Omar paused for effect, "... is a JEW."

LoLady

Have you had the "money talk" thing with her?

So depressing.

At the same time, we want them to enjoy their last time of true freedom, the freedom that can only be enjoyed prior to going to college.

Morning, leta'ot!

Chimpeach! Chimpeach! Tin peach! Chirp chirp chirp! Bwaaack-bwack-bwack-bwack-bwack! Mercedes-Benz (the footprint of the American Chicken).

Great feature, zombie! I don't know how you can hold a straight face while taking photos of those ahbals...

Good morning everyone.

littleoldlady

Hope I didn't miss you. Saw this and thought of you. Sleeplessness an epidemic?

Rise in gun crime forces Swiss to reconsider right to bear arms

My money quote:

Annabelle, a women's magazine, was enlisted in the campaign to ban the gun. "We don't know any women who want a weapon in the house," says Lisa Feldmann, the editor. "Women and the younger generation think this is crazy."

:)
It is indeed May Day.

190 ZionistYoungster
191 gettinby

Morning, and do not forget to clean your plate in the sink after breakfast.

Thanks!

gettinby,

Sleeplessness an epidemic?

I'm not sure if I feel better or worse having company. ;-)

Good morning!

Goodmorning all!

Fox reporting Al Qaeda Chief in Iraq, Al Masri, has been killed.

www.foxnews.com

#193 St. Pancake

Fruit cup, as always, is delicious! What plate? I'm just picking out the good stuff from the serving bowl. Just like home! LOL

"What About WTC7?" asks the shirt. Because, as everyone knows, fire has never melted steel!

Uh, huh, was that lugnut in Oakland Sunday?

A fluff piece wrapped up in rampamt anti-Americanism.

I do not know too many who go this route.
"sigh"

Book Report: A sharp, stinging look at the American way of weddings

Venezuela quits IMF and World Bank

Al-Guardian alert

May Day has truly begun.

The populist leader, who took office pledging to pursue radical political reform and an economic "third way," said yesterday that Venezuela no longer needed institutions "dominated by US imperialism."

Speaking at a May Day event, Mr Chavez said: "We don't need to be going up to Washington... We are going to get out. I want to formalise our exit from the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund."

196 gettinby
Oh, goodness!
Listen to your mom, dear!

Use the plate.

Babar, whose family moved to the US from Pakistan when he was two, was radicalised after the first Gulf war. He came under the influence of militant preacher Omar Bakri Mohammed in the 1990s.

After September 11, he believed it was his duty to aid the Taliban, even though his mother worked in a bank at the World Trade Centre and narrowly escaped. He was introduced to Waheed Mahmood as a contact who could get fighters into Afghanistan. In 2002, Babar travelled to Britain to raise money for jihad and met fertiliser bomb plotters including Omar Khyam and Anthony Garcia.

Supergrass told court of training at Pakistan terror camp

It appears that Olmert has a stubborn streak in him. Wonder if he could trade it in for a spine?

Olmert Will Not Resign

St. Pancake

Did you read down a little in my previous link about sleeplessness? Study shows that the largest percentage by profession who are sleepless are teachers.

More than 500 WMDs have been found in Iraq and to watch video of Santorum explaining this, click here. Video from Fox News is in the page and does not open automatically. PDF file of WMD findings also there.

Caveat for Moonbats: they're just 500 Sarin and Mustard Gas projectiles, no nukes.
Why the left keeps saying no WMDs is beyond me.

201 gettinby
Thanks. Am still pondering that one.
This is the time of the year in which I feel it the most.
End of the year crap stress.

#201 myself

/she meant to add "due to worry" somewhere in that last sentence.

#193 St. Pancake

And a happy scrubbing to you too.

Visualize Bushlessness

Dr. Freud! Calling Dr. Freud! This is an emergency!

Someone called for me?

Far-right party pushes for racially pure pre-schools

Asked whether he would support the creation of, say, ethnic Somali pre-schools, Abramsson replied: "Absolutely, they also need to struggle to preserve their culture."

But, being an anti-immigration party, there was a catch.

"They should learn about their culture and then move back there," said Abramsson.

#206 pink freud

Ah, here you are.

Somtimes a cigar...

#185 St Pancake:

Thanks but the whole Cricket World Cup was a damp squib. Even the after event news conference was a fiasco. The media backdrop... dropped on the charman's head during the end of series wash-up! Pretty much summed up the whole thing really.

Australian cricket is just in a different class that it's almost a foregone conclusion that they will win,which makes for boring matches!

Roll on the Rugby World Cup! However i fear that the New Zealand All Blacks like the Aussie cricketers are just in a class above everyone else that it may also turn into a zzz-fest!

Pink! :-)

More rampant anti-Americanism disguised as art story.
BDS alert

Star spangled banners

It would be absurd to think the grandeur of US art is a credit to George Bush. But he can't stop it, and hatred of him shouldn't blind us to it. What has happened is that certain artists have emerged as masters in the same league as those great names of the 50s. Brice Marden and Richard Serra were born in 1938 and 1939 respectively, and were contemporaries at Yale. Their abstract art is as strong as anything in the American heritage.

#207 St. Pancake

The second statement betrays the source as far right, but the first statement is something any leftist would say, and be applauded for.

#195 pink freud

Fox reporting Al Qaeda Chief in Iraq, Al Masri, has been killed.

Heard that also. Great news. They are now saying "may" be dead.

A grenade was thrown into a Nazareth spa on Tuesday morning, causing serious damage to the building.

No one was reported wounded in the attack on the spa, which was closed at the time.

WWJD?

RUN.

LittleOL!

I am always so happy to see you. Goodmorning!

I am reading of your MeanNastyTeenager these days ...I possess one of those also. Amazingly, at the end of her second semester, she is becoming civilized! All of a sudden, we seem to be something akin to friends once more.

/Life is good

208 ZionistYoungster
*smile*

Howdy, pink freud!

Aussie Infidel
True, bet I do hope someone taped it as I would love to view a game.

212 ZionistYoungster
Yep, so the question begs to be asked.

How much of this lefty view is contrived?
When push comes to shove...

#117 Killian Bundy

OMG. That is great! And it's worth repeating...

A Must-See Box of Pandercakes

What ? Impeach in cloths ?

1st they had a Nude session...
then naked Tree hanging ...

and now this ?

I though after all that, there will be some public group sex or so ?...

Ok Ok.. hey Moonbats/usefulidiots (if any visiting lgf), then a Question...

"was there any Burkha women too in Nude session ?"... or just you were interested in showing off your Boobs...

Saint Pancake:

Howdy goodmorning!

I can't figure out if you are coming or going. Just waking or still up. Its good to see you either way!

I am in the waning days of my second semester of my Masters work. Believe it or not, I am still awake.

/5 a.m. here

220 pink freud
Lol, time to get ready for the kiddos.
"sigh"

#215 pink freud,

Funny, isn't it? All of a sudden she's on me like a cheap suit.

/"gimme a hug - I'll give you a hug - can I have a hug?"
//as my daddy (z"l) used to say, "Dis is gonna cost me..."

;-)

#222 littleoldlady

I didn't have children, but my memory as a child that age is that it's a time of being a little afraid, and being a LOT excited. Both emotions seem to require hugs.

Well, off to another exciting day. Bye for now.

Thanks zombie for the update on my ex-neighbors!

What a bunch of 'effin LOSERS.

Good morning, Lizards!

#216 St Pancake,

Did you know that the US won the first cricket world cup. Then the Brits got all wierd and pushed the yanks out... and the canadians as well. About 1904 I think. Well aftr that the cricket former world champions took to baseball... and the rest as they say ... is history!

:)

Actually UCLA has a cricket set. i played there in a scratch team once!

Atlanta, GA

It was great! We had about 40 people in the morning, lots of good response from people passing by. Our local CBS affiliate showed up

Zombie,
We didn't have enough people to spell the word im-peach with our bodies,

So we just spelled out PECH.

You know?
Gerogia Peche.

HA HA.

Santi Pancacci,
Lil Olde Ladye,
Ping Froyd... Good morning from RAINY, COOL Bangkok suburbs, where I am knee-deep in the twin pathologies of our age...

"Islamist rage and our determination never to see it!"

#226 Aussie Infidel

My family owns a cricket set. I leave the cricket bat at school to use in case there's an intruder in the building... (and I'm serious about that!)

Good morning Lizards!

...just reported on Fox (since I can't watch Imus anymore...)

In Irag, Al-Masri, leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq was killed in a shootout between "rival militant" gangs...

What's a rival militant gang?

Whatever it is, it done good this time around.

#218 Gettin-Bi: since you posted them here, I take it we're allowed and encouraged to display the PanderCakes on websites across the ether!

GREAT GRAFIC! :D

NEW YORK (AP) - Rosie O'Donnell may quickly be putting "The View" in her rear-view mirror. Asked Monday about her future plans in television, she said, "you'll hear very soon."

Good morning Lizards.

Please keep me informed where/what happens to Rosie.

I am such a great fan of hers.

/

Thai TV just now:

bomb outside restaurant kills one, injures 26. May be connected with drug sales in the restive south of Thailand.

Turkish police charged into crowds of leftist protesters marking the anniversary of a deadly May Day rally in Istanbul on Tuesday, spraying tear gas and kicking and clubbing demonstrators as they fled.

Police also used a water cannon to clear crowds from around Taksim square. Officers outfitted with helmets, gas masks and truncheons detained 580 demonstrators. Some of the protesters were carrying pistols, firebombs and knives

Zombie:

Now this is my kind of Mad May day parade.
Somebody else jerks your clothes off.

Carridine

All the credit for the Pandercakes goes to KILLIAN BUNDY. Yes, a great production by Killian, I agree.

See #117 Killian Bundy for the original (I believe) Pandercakes.

Wonderful to see y'all.

Off to work.

Iraq´s Ministry of Interior says al-Masri is dead!

#235/236: GettinBye: Thanx, I stand corrected!

Killian Bundy! GREAT Graphics!

"Wouldn't YOU like a hot mouthful of Uncle Bill's fine produce?"

Source only in German available

#229 godessoftheclassroom:

Good for you sweetie. Have the next intruder 'caught in slips'; 'stationed at 'silly point' 'bowl him a googlie' , if that doesn;t work try a 'leg cutter', and finally 'catch him leg before'!

hehehe :-)

Have a great day, Lizards!

#229 and don't forget to bowl one into his 'block hole'... that'll make his eyes water! hehehe

#240 Aussie Infidel

Sadly, "bowl him a googlie" is the only expression I understood, but given my height (or lack thereof), thati's how I'd aim.

It took ten years of having cricket explained to me as I watched to finally understand it. I do like the way the players look, though!

Aussie...

that some kind of OZ dirty talk?

[Link: www.lucianne.com...]

ooh Shiite,
Pandercakes and Cranky flakes for breakfast.

pass the imitation honey,
the bees are overworked.

Now it looks like the terrorists, uh...excuse me..., "insurgents", are starting to kill eachother.

Al Qaeda in Iraq leader killed: Interior Ministry

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - The leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Ayyub al-Masri, was killed on Tuesday in an internal fight between insurgents, the Interior Ministry spokesman said, but the U.S. military said it could not confirm the report.

Spokesman Brigadier-General Abdul Kareem Khalaf told Reuters: "We have definite intelligence reports that al Masri was killed today". He said the battle happened near a bridge in the small town of al-Nibayi, north of Baghdad.

Another source in the ministry said Masri had been killed in what he described as "probably score-settling within al Qaeda itself".

al-Reuters will now commence 24 hours of mourning.

Really interesting article from ABC. Vigilantes Impose Peace in Rio Slums

Considering that ABC is a lib bastion, this article is amazingly positive about the results achieved by the unauthorized "militias" in the Rio slums. In one case, drug dealers had occupied a soccer field for years, reserving it for their own use and keeping local children out. The vigilantes arrived, the dealers hightailed it (if not worse) and the children have the free use of what the article describes as "their recently liberated field."
Similarly, slum residents report that dope dealers, muggers, and armed robbers have virtually disappeared from some areas. Delivery trucks, not seen in these areas for many years, are on the streets again, and new businesses, like internet cafes and upscale shops, are opening.

A big mouthful of Uncle Bills fine products..

Bwhahah

Fresh anti-U.S. protest over Afghan civilian deaths

JALALABAD, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Burning an effigy of U.S. President George W. Bush and chanting anti-U.S. slogans, hundreds of Afghans staged a third day of protests on Tuesday over the killing of civilians in a raid by U.S.-led forces.

The protesters were mostly university students in the eastern province of Nangarhar, where up to six civilians were killed. They briefly blocked a main road into the provincial capital, Jalalabad, to protest the second killing of civilians in the region by U.S.-led coalition troops in less than two months.

"We do not want American forces. They should go. Death to America," another chanted, before the protest ended peacefully.

At frist glance I thought that was a quote from KOS or HuffPo.

@243 & #244.

Just a small selection of cricketing terms... with a bit of double entendre mixed in! hehehe ;-0

Just think goddessoftheclassroom. If it wasn't for a bunch of pompous POMS over a hundred years ago giving the US the push out of the cricketing world... you would understand what I'm talking about!

Two great civilizations divided by a common language! hehehe

Addendum #247

I suspect that successful self-defense efforts like those described were a major reason that a nation-wide gun-control initiative was voted down in Brazil a couple of years ago.
American anti-gun groups pumped millions into the campaign on behalf of their Brazilian socialist counterparts, and were astounded that the common folk of the country just didn' buy it.

#213

Fox reporting Al Qaeda Chief in Iraq, Al Masri, has been killed.

Heard that also. Great news. They are now saying "may" be dead.

They must have taken him to the cottage of Prince Humperdink al-Florin's former magician/creator of potions: Magic Max (who bears an uncanny resemblance to an aged Billy Crystal) -- who put down his mutton/lettuce/tomato sandwich and declared al-Masri "almost" dead.

/Inconceivable!

OT was watching a little news last night on the San Fran. bridge collapse. It drives me a little crazy when the news guys say the steel melted in the bridge and that the gas fire reached 2700 (I assume °F).

The steel did not melt in the bridge or at the world trade center it just weakened and sagged. There were clear pictures of the bent steel girders in the bridge pictures showing the distortion and warping of the steel but no puddles. 2700 is a lot hotter than a fire is going to get without the use of oxygen or a fuel that burns much hotter than gasoline.
OT-off

Nice picture set from Zombie but where are the protest babes?

Chavez continues effort to train wreck Venezuela's economy. Venezuela to take over refineries

Venezuela is to take control of the massive Orinoco Belt oil projects as part of President Hugo Chavez's nationalisation drive.
Many of the world's biggest oil companies have agreed to transfer operational control to the government.

The May Day takeover comes one year after Bolivian President Evo Morales seized his country's gas fields.

Mr Chavez has also said he wants to pull Venezuela out of the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank.

So he thinks the government can be an oil company. He also thinks it can be a money center bank. Get this:

President Chavez has spoken of his ambition to set up what he calls a Bank of the South, backed by Venezuelan oil revenues, which would finance projects in South America.

Prepare for another live experiment in Marxism folks.

Queer Eye for the Spelling Bee.

Who really cares what San Fran's Wackos do?

I've written that new age Sodom & Gomorrah off for good. Not a single dollar of mine will ever be spent there again.

Appeal for Courage

An Appeal For Redress is an authorized means for active duty military to submit a grievance to Congress. It can be signed by Active Duty, Reserve, or National Guard military personnel.

It is authorized by DoD Directive 1325.6 and DoD Directive 7050.6

The wording of the Appeal is:

As an American currently serving my nation in uniform, I respectfully urge my political leaders in Congress to fully support our mission in Iraq and halt any calls for retreat. I also respectfully urge my political leaders to actively oppose media efforts which embolden my enemy while demoralizing American support at home. The War in Iraq is a necessary and just effort to bring freedom to the Middle East and protect America from further attack.

If you are active duty, reservist or national guard, please Sign this Appeal.

This Whole Thread is Hilarious

It looks like the French election is down to a choice between a socialist and a Marxist.

Cold comfort for French economy

Broadly speaking, Ms Royal advocates traditional socialist economic policies of state intervention, including a higher minimum wage and subsidised entry-level jobs for young people.

Mr Sarkozy, by contrast, wants to promote free-market measures, sidestepping the 35-hour working week by scrapping punitive taxes on overtime pay.

So far, Sarkozy sounds halfway sane, right? Well get this:

they both advocate paying people who lose their jobs the equivalent of 90% of their salary in social security benefits - Ms Royal for one year, Mr Sarkozy for "as long as necessary".

However, Mr Sarkozy does temper that by saying that those who refuse two successive offers of jobs for which they are qualified will get no further benefits.

Royal is doing the Marxist two-step:

Ms Royal has reached out to the environmental lobby by saying France should reduce its reliance on nuclear power to 50% of its electricity generation, as opposed to 80% at present.

She gives no indication of how this might be achieved beyond saying that "France is well-placed to become a world leader in renewable energy".

So she wants to become more dependent on burning fuels. How non-green of her.

How screwed is France? Look at their debt:

Amid growing concern about the size of France's public debt, which is now more than 66% of its gross domestic product, Mr Sarkozy's main idea is to replace only 50% of retiring bureaucrats.

Their debt is 66% of GDP, yet they want a 90% unemployment benenfit. Idiots.

I've resigned myself to the Dems having 100% control of the gov't by '08

The dual attack machine of the MSM (of which the vast majority of sheep like dopes still get their news) and the lying Democrats will be too difficult for any Republican to stand up to

Whoever the GOP candidate is will be hit in the last week of the campaign with some Foley-esque scandal. If its Rudy Im sure they'll unearth some crap from his past. Dean has already suggested as much

It'll be cleansing in a way.

After a few years of utter incompetence, recession, and likely- severe terror attacks on our shores, the Dems will finally be swept under the rug for good.

Classic MSM Propaganda/PsyOps:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/30/us/politics/30ob ama.html?hp

Try again:

Oh Holy One

Blair apparently to resign within weeks.

Tony Blair has said he expects "in all probability" that Chancellor Gordon Brown will succeed him as prime minister "in the next few weeks".
Mr Blair says he will announce his resignation next week, after which he will stay as PM for about seven weeks until Labour chooses his successor.

Writing in The Sun newspaper, Mr Brown said he was "honoured" to call Mr Blair his "oldest friend in politics", while admitting there had been "ups and downs" along the way.

"You might very well think that...I could not possibly comment."

Francis Urquhart

Memory Hole idiots.

Ah, whatever

It was a picture of Obama with a giant cross behind him preaching in a church, looking angelic.

As opposed to the NY Times pics of Bush/Cheney, in which they may as well be depicted with horns on their heads

Hurray, Hurray, the First of May.
Outdoor screwing starts today!

Happy International Labor Day, y'all.