LOL, nuff said.

Good for him.

Not bad for hate mail

now you wear it on your head a bragging buffon

Rotating title nomination

Lots of rotating banner material there.

Let me guess.
This "poet" is an honors student at Berkeley.

It wasn't very good, it didn't rhyme.

That was 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

Wow, He thought he were a poet, But he were wrong!

"Standing up to be heard"

Trout
I second that nomination.

Take out the "may god have pity
on your pathitic soul who will end up in hell!" part and it sounds like some of the posters on the Falwell thread.

A little derivative of Kerouac, but witihout the gravitas, if you ask me.

Charles watch out for these ronpaul spammers, they are completely insane. When ronpaul pulls out of the race they are going to commit mass suicide or do something else really drastic.

Oh, the fun with rotating banners you could have with this one...

We've got a live one indeed!

now you wear it on your head a bragging buffon

It's a RonPaulKu.

Yay! We got mail! More, please, this is fun.

This is freestyling.

He's just rappin'. Keeping it real. That's all, dog

Don't hate.

Sean Penn !

#9 schlagerman

LOL.

hmmm...my 5th grader happens to be studying poetry right now...mehtinks we'll leave this offering out...

"may god have pity
on your pathitic soul who will end up in hell!"

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Reminds me of Treez.

Actually, Treez' stuff is better than that.

#16 karmic_inquisitor

It's a RonPaulKu.

LOL, and I mean it.

Charles gets all the good stuff. :=(

Can't decide if the 3-year old who wrote that is an idiot or a moron..wait a minute..no way to use crayons in an email...maybe it is in Attends™ ?

Look on the bright side. At least it kept him holed up in his basement for a day or so.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
*gasp*
*snort*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh! My sides!

I liked it. It had a nice beat and it was easy to dance to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... I used to eat those mushrooms, too. I got over it.

Typical seething leftist idiot.

seething
hating
seething
hating
seething
hating
wailing and gnashing of teeth

The practice will come in handy for the idiots.

Well, you and the smarmy pundits pundints in your pocket, those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and bloodstained underwear, can take that noise and shove it.

Same screed writer.

I think he would have exploded on a three syllable word.

poets for paul '08

#16 Karmic...

Oh! Love that.

Kind of like tfk , with salmonella.

mama winger

You KILL me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:D

It sounds like a ...uh ...er non - english speaker to me. Very funny though.

Whenever I hear about Ron Paul, I can't help but think of this.

Apologies in advance.

Mike C.

Hey! Finally caught you.

Last time, I meant to ask if you knew anything about the PRC using "leached cavities" in old salt works for gas storage.

*Chuckles*

That was bad, I'm glad I didn't finish it.

At least he/she can say they made it on LGF! :D

My brother writes poetry like that.

Ron. Paul.

My. Hero.

By right wing zephyr:

He

bombed Iraq for 10

then bombed and...
He got Rudy for 8.

/now that's poetry

Oh just wait until the godddess of the classroom gets out her red pen and marks that thing up.

LOL X 10

Geez. Talk about not getting one's diapers changed. This guy/gal has a pant full.

#39

Usually I could care less for rap but this one has a good beat to it.

Drugs at Work here: lotsa drugs, taken over a long period of time, eating away at someone's brittle brain

and he probably thinks he's brilliant but misunderstood and unappreciated...

He should have ended it with "Burma Shave".

# 40 Kaintuck

No, I don't. But some of the US SPR is stored in salt domes. Fairly easy for oil, a good bit dicier for gas.

I'm watching American Idol. I'm thinking that we should maybe run the Republican nomination like this. Every week the candidates have to perform, then the bottom one gets voted off.

Ron Paul could be our Sanjaya.

He's no Robert Frost, I'm sorry to say.

Its very Freudian. They suck. like those little "scholars" in the Live leak vid.
What can save these asswipes and their obsession with asswipings ?

#46

His name is Sean Paul, and no one understand what he says in his songs. They ARE surprisingly groovy though. Anyway, thus the tie-in with Charles' Ron Paul mail.

SPELLCHECK!

Whadamarroon!

These leftist idiots are just sending Charles these emails, to try and throw LGF off, of what LGF does best, which is cover the news and topics that the msm rarely, if ever, covers.

These idiots are as relevant as a fart in a strong wind.

#49 Mike C.

OK, just curious. I did a big job 6 years ago. They planned on using them in SE Anhui and over into Jiangsu to store the gas from Xinjiang for Shanghai.

Behold! Another self-appointed superior being!

Feh!

Actually, I get a much better class of email. Just today some nice gentleman in Nigeria offered me $750 million for a simple favor.

# 16 Karmic Inquisitor

It's a RonPaulKu.

Spewing vile words
Anger seethes from the truther
A big Ron Paul fan.

#47 & #48
~~~
Ha ha ha! Both very funny!

# 49 Addendum

We have a goodly number of gas storage fields in the US. We pump them full of gas during the summer when demand is low, and then empty them out during the winter when demand is highest. They are usually old, depleted gas fields in carbonate or clastic formations. I've worked a couple of those projects.

We don't store it above ground in big metal tanks, ya know.

it looks just like a post on rosie's website, i wonder?

#47 NhaTrang72

Drugs at Work here: lotsa drugs, taken over a long period of time, eating away at someone's brittle brain

Unless you're thinking meth, I think that's clearly beer-stupor poetry, there. Possible cheap whiskey in the mix, too.

Or it could be one of those 5-liter boxes of 'white' zinfandel.

Poor bastard's going to have one serious headache in the morning.

One has to wonder what prompts such effort to say so little, when a simple 4 letter word would express the same.

What is one to imagine that the writer actually stands for other than anti LGF, for whatever reasons?

tail of a snake
who forgot he should be in grass

And he who made kittens put snakes in the grass.

#61 Mike C

We don't store it above ground in big metal tanks, ya know.

What are the big metal tanks for, where there are like a dozen or so, and the gas haulers are there daily.

Proud of our education system. What happens when they've worked on "self-esteem" but not grammar, spelling, rhyme, meter ... gads ... everything.

"I will now perform an interpretive dance to express my rage at Little Green Footballs."

why do you people lie so much since your full of it

HuH?

#65 Mandy Manners

And he who made kittens put snakes in the grass.

Perfect, Mandy Manners!

Thank you!

#61 Mike C.

These were underground, where they'd used pressurized water to leach out the salt in the past. Looked like big hollow Coke bottles below ground, and they claimed the permeability would allow pressurized storage, but I suspect the old sites might be under things like school buildings and such, not that they'd endanger the people in the People's Paradise :-)

My first RoPaulKu:

Rosie and Ron Paul
Working together for the
Greater good of Dems

Gee, I don't know here... After giving this poem several readings, and applying a little grad school style deconstructionisticalism, and some in depth analysis, too, I have concluded that he has delivered a searing indictment of the Lizardoid community, and we should take a moment to reflect on some of our preconceived notions in the light of all these new paradigms.
/

JWM

# 66 republic

Usually those are for refined liquid hydrocarbon products. Gasoline, diesel, heating oil and the like. But also many, many other chemicals, inevitably liquid.

#19 Jimash

Sean Penn !

Beat me to it.

#18 astronmr20

This is freestyling.

He's just rappin'. Keeping it real. That's all, dog

Don't hate.

Excellent!

"madwhitemoron@moronsrus.com"

At least he has a good, solid understanding of himself ...

#23 ChenZhen
Still A Ron Paul fan? I think your's was one of the few legitimate votes on our poll.

#74 Mike C

# 66 republic

Usually those are for refined liquid hydrocarbon products. Gasoline, diesel, heating oil and the like. But also many, many other chemicals, inevitably liquid.

Thank you.

#67 & #68
LOL

Thank you for sharing this with us, Charles. Your hate mail always so entertaining, and there's nothing like letting a moron speak for itself to prove the point.

tough Ron Paul crowd.

I guess no conservatives care too much for the 'God' of Libertarians.

Well. It is a big tent.

70 republic

Thank you! It's one of my favorite lines in poetry/music.

...and thought his poetry was bad...

#55 republic

"These idiots are as relevant as a fart in a strong wind."

My brothers and I were drunk late at night after a Tigers Game and barbeque singing made up lyrics for "Farts in the Wind" and doing Jedi Force Pull My Finger. I guess we had too many onions with our beer brats and brews.

And they are using YouTube just like the cult of islam does...bet YouTube won't take any of their videos down, like they do to pro-Israel ones, or ones that are anti-cult of islam.

63 Noam Sayin' 5/16/2007 6:27:05 pm PDT

I'm thinking it's a medicated psychosis, embellished by alcohol

What bothers me is that there are so many like this one, rancid with cheap anger and no talent

#65 MandyManners

Moonbats be Damned!

*ahem*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ron Paul is a nut
and so are you

/here endeth the poem

It is not my full of it, or her full of it, but apparently it is your full of it.

Burma Shave! Sean Penn!
Ah, you guys is tops. And quite funny, really.

For Desert Sage:

The war in Iraq is quite a kerfuffle,

A Quagmire some might say,

But have no fear,

Ron Paul is here!

To lead us out of the fray!

Burma Shave

Are you not entertained!?

#86 buzzsawmonkey
HA!

#86 buzzsawmonkey

RonPaulstiltskin!

ROFLMAO!

madwhitemoron@moronsrus.com

Sounds like a valid email addy to me, Charles. It's certainly on target, that's for sure.

# 71 Kaintuck

Gas storage fields all have the problem of undetected leaks. Columbia Gas Systems built one in Ohio back in the 70s, and did their diligent best to find and securely plug every hole in it. We blew one house off the ground when we pressured up, due to an old, improperly plugged and undocumented well beneath it. Fortunately, nobody was home at the time. Feces occur.

89 NhaTrang72

What bothers me is that there are so many like this one, rancid with cheap anger and no talent

What bothers me is this person probably votes.

Good poetry, an oxymoron in my opinion, is bad enough. That was just sad.

#7 Santi Pancacci: Knocked me from my chair, Kiddo!

"...honors student from Berkeley..."

I have never been a Ron Paul fan. But, geez. He's done. And I'm satisfied with that. I thought this was the fast crowd.

Any libertarion who tries to run is done before their started.

Future Cho.

Man, that was beautiful...

Where's my bong residue?

metaphores, similies ... direct objects, subjects, indirect objects ...

... what's being worn on the head, the wolf or the smelly panties?

How about:

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
your diapers are full of poo-poo
Hey! I'm ignoring you.

Being an artiste feels good. Bet that poet felt good, stoked.
Now, what the hell is he talking about?

How can we talk it into writing us more?

#91 Kilgore Trout:
Dayum, Kilgore now THAT is some poetry! Rhymes and everything!
;)

JWM

It's even written in the classic lefty Poetry Jam style. Cute.

1 Killgore Trout 5/16/2007 6:34:26 pm PDT

*ahem*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ron Paul is a nut
and so are you

/here endeth the poem
/blockquote>

Alas
By far
the best one as yet.

Lawyer: Suspension recommended for Churchill

A University of Colorado committee has recommended that a controversial professor accused of faulty research be suspended for one year rather than fired, his attorney said.

/that sucks

you want a poem?
here's a poem:
[Link: cruxy.com...]

#108 Silhouette

How can we talk it into writing us more?

You definitely get the picture.

;^)

#102 Kansas: Bad? Maybe...

Dyslexic? perhaps...

ESL? (English as the writer's Second Language) could be...
Rotten Speller and Grammar-Flunkout? PROBABLY!

/don't ascribe to wit or malice what is easily described by "ignorance & laziness"

now you wear it on your head a bragging buffon

Is he French?

madwhitemoron haiku:

To madwhitemoron
Juvenile poetry sucks
Quit while you're behind

Poetry From Kansas

liar
liar pants
on
fire
your nose
is
longer than
a
telephone wire

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

#109 JWM
You should see my stick figure drawings. They're fantastic!

#87 Idle Drifter

My brothers and I were drunk late at night after a Tigers Game and barbeque singing made up lyrics for "Farts in the Wind" and doing Jedi Force Pull My Finger. I guess we had too many onions with our beer brats and brews.

A ballgame and beer and brats would do that idiot some good.

Day after day, tinfoil hat in place, in his/her/its parents basement, like a mushroom, obviously doesn't do it any good.

Round the rugged rocks the Ron Paul rascals ran..

Roses are red
violets are blue
Blame the Shah
You know you want to.

KILLGORE -

Get that bragging buffon off your head right this minute !

This kind of email is really Charles's fault. The blowback was inevitable.

#113 friarstale 5/16/2007 6:38:02 pm PDT

you want a poem?T

YES! I WANT A POEM!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE A POEM!

OT
here's a story in the local LLL "Alternative" weekly asking the question "Are Bloggers Real Reporters?"
[Link: www.rochestercitynewspaper.com...]

seems a couple of local bloggers wanted to sit with the "press" covering a local board meeting, and were kicked out, had to sit with the common folk

the old BS about "higher standards" and "accountability" get trotted out

it allows comments...
lizards?
anyone care to comment about the "higher standards" of Dan Rather or Mary Mapes?

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

I sit here drinking
Mad rhymes on my mind, fo' Charles
Fascists! It's real, yo.

Uh... Burma Shave.

#112 Killian Bundy

A University of Colorado committee has recommended that a controversial professor accused of faulty research be suspended for one year rather than fired, his attorney said.

Where would they suspend him?

:D

you stepped on
the tail of a snake
who forgot he should be in grass

I took this as some sort of sexual cry for help on the part of the writer.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

The best part of this all, is this kook really believes,

"Oh yea, well I really put it to that LGF!"

Beyond the barking seals the bragging bufon basked?

who smells from your on seat of pants cause you forgot to go to mama to
get your diapers changed

Say what ? I ain't touchin no diapers.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

"Whome" hahahahahahaha, hahaha *deep breath*
hahahahaha...
Ok, I thought it was funny.

#131 Canadian Infidel

I took this as some sort of sexual cry for help on the part of the writer.

I'm splitting a gut from laughter. This is too funny.

#19 Jimash
Penn is a good guess but how did you narrow down to him? I thought there might be other possibilities such as Barbra, Jane, Cindy, Nancy, Whoopie, Alec, Tim, Susan,... any number of other well-known moonbats.

Do online universities offer remedial poetry ?

Ring around the Rosie
For Truthers kind of cozy.
Asshat! Asshat!
Ron Paul fell apart.

# 130 republic

#112 Killian Bundy

A University of Colorado committee has recommended that a controversial professor accused of faulty research be suspended for one year rather than fired, his attorney said.

Where would they suspend him?

By what part of his body?

:D

Quoth Sean Penn

Well, you and the smarmy pundits in your pocket, those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and bloodstained underwear, can take that noise and shove it.

The Freudian Scatological references tipped me.

#135 mama winger

LOL!

/waves at mama

TO: Charles Johnson, et al.
RE: This Missive

This looks to me to be the work of those bozos the Islamists said should go out and pretend to be REAL people in the blogosphere.

In other words, let God deal with the cretin and send him to Allah. [Note: The two are not, as some deluded people might think, one in the same.]

Regards,

Chuck(le)

90 Odinist

Dude!

His fifteen minutes seconds of fame.

Pathitic!

I read the thread, But it seemed dead, cause nothing was said, lets put it to bed.
See at least mine rhymes.

What an artist!

#144 Odinist

Hello Odinist. Welcome to our communal nightmare comma laughfest.

It's a RonPaulKu.

HOWL. The high point of my day.

#142 The Other Les

By what part of his body?

I haven't laughed this hard and this long on a LGF thread in a long, long time.

This is fun.

Roses are red
Violets are fragrant
Come out tonight
and I'll get you pregnant

#78 Killgore Trout 5/16/2007 6:31:05 pm PDT

#23 ChenZhen
Still A Ron Paul fan? I think your's was one of the few legitimate votes on our poll.

Well, we'll never know for sure now, will we?

one of my sophomoric favorites...

There once a spammer buffon,
With Soros he joined at Moveon
At spelling no wizard
As he spammed the big lizard
But he's hell at puffing the bong

with no sanity to
your madnes keep
it up and it will bite you where it hurts the most

In my elbow ? (Neuropathy's a bitch)

Apparently, a Bizerkley "Peace and Justice" commissioner sent his fellow commissioners an email with a link to a video which documents the truth about Islame. Needless to say, tempers are flaring.

"on your pathitic soul who will end up in hell!"

you get the judgement you give

#92 Song_and_Dance_Man

Wow, he must work out.

Is it a he?

Gets an "F" for grammar, spelling and poetic sense.
His poetic license should be revoked.

Less than 200K comments to 4 million.

Cool!

There once was moonbat from the left coast,
Ron Paul, he did adore the most.
In his delusions a poet he’d be,
Alas, his verse was rhyme free.
His own thread on LGF his only boast.

I wrote a poem in 3rd grade that won locally, regionally, statewide, then third nationally. The whole town was proud and they put my picture in the paper.

/end brag

And the poem was bad. Not just "I'm being modest" bad. I mean really, really bad. Bad even for a third grader.

But it was better than this.

OTOH, much less entertaining.

138 republic

Hi republic! Glad to contribute.

mama winger, how's that dog?

it was foolish and stupid just like
you people the foist garbage

The short bus leaves in five minutes.

/all aboard!

#146 MandyManners

Had to be posted...

Here is a bit of Velvet Green ...

I didn`t get it.what was He /it trying to say. Oh well I guess it is a MOO point, You know like a cows point of view, it doesn`t really matter.
Doot da doo. Heres your sign.

#165 Canadian Infidel

mama winger, how's that dog?

The Doberman that ate the entire Family Pack of KFC ?

Sadly, he died today. He got discharged from the hospital and went home and sat under the tree in his owner's front yard and just died.

sad

FINISH THIS LIMERICK!

There once was a boy named Abdullah,

Who was the favorite of the mad mullah.

After careful analysis, I believe that the snake should have stayed home that day.

Late to the thread, but this is moonbattery at it's finest. These poeple are totally lost, and may never, ever find their way.

the tail of a snake
who forgot he should be in grass

as i walked by tried to bite my ass

willing to let him hiss and rattle

like the true snake he was

lunged once more to proved his point

pulled out my clue bat and pounded him skin

took him home and ate him fine

ya know what it does taste like chicken!

#166 Killian Bundy

The short bus leaves in five minutes.

/all aboard!

Oops too late, he missed it.

oh yeah!

Burma Shave

#173 Cartman

Late to the thread, but this is moonbattery at it's finest. These poeple are totally lost, and may never, ever find their way.

The real tragedy, is they currently control the Congress.

#169 mama

Looking for the silver lining, I can only hope that I can die at home, sitting under a tree. There are certainly worse ways to go.

There once was a boy named Abdullah
who was the fave of mad mullah
His poem he wrote
much loved by the goat
So the mullah married Abdullah

#157 mama winger

I just laugh at this guy... He is deluded beyond help, IMHO...

#178 Silhouette

Sitting under a tree at home, with a belly full of chicken.

Not bad.

#124 mama winger
I smells from your on seat of pants.

#154 ChenZhen
It wasn't a trick question. Unlike Dkos, you won't be banned here for being different. Be yourself.

with no sanity to
your madnes keep

Umm. No sanity to our madness. Alrighty then.

/madwhitemoron- it's called oxymoron

# 172 song_and_dance_man

Hamms, the beer refreshing,
Hamms, the beer refreshing,

HAAMMMSSS

/ durn it, now I'm thisty

There once was a troll from Nantucket

--you fill in the rest--

Limerick is more than a city in Ireland...

#170 MandyManners

There once was a boy named Abdullah,
Goats he loved to do’lah.
Camels he’d hump.
Little boy’s he’d thump.
From Saudi princes he’d get his moolah.

mama winger

That's so sad. I feel so bad for the dog and the family.

I don't want to give out spoilers, but who else had American Idol on television?

Detroit City Council votes to impeach Bush, Cheney

Detroit City Council approved 7-0 Wednesday a resolution sponsored by the wife of U.S. Rep. John Conyers to impeach President George Bush and Vice President Richard Cheney.

/because, of course, the Detroit City Council certainly doesn't have any more pressing issues to deal with

Wow, a bunch of [bigoted word]s quit their meatpacking jobs because they weren't receiving 5 breaks in which to pray everyday...

Special foot washing spigots... not enough,
Special restrictions on carrying alcohol/dogs in cabs... not enough,
Special provisions to wear sheets in swimming pools... not enough,
Special banking systems to process their money/loans... not enough

Wake up people, the [bigoted word]s will never be satisfied until we are either dead or living under the yoke of their tyrranical death cult.

Wow. Aren't you taking this Ron Paul thing a lil bit too serious here Charles. Slow news day? No American kidnapped in Iran anymore? Or that Paris Hilton is traumatised because of her upcoming jail sentence?

True story...

I once had a poem published.

I worked all night on a freaky buzz of 64 oz. of Coca Cola and a two-pound bag of peanut M&Ms - my cramming method. It's trademarked, but go ahead and use it.

I came up with five poems in which I'd reached back deep into my trials and tribulations. I employed the techniques of Dylan Thomas, Jack Kerouac and my favorite poet - a real man's poet - Robert Frost.

Tweaking from my lack of sleep fighting through the fading buzz of chocolate and soda, I dashed off one last two-bit piece of dreck.

Dolphins will jump...
... completely out of the ocean.

That's the one they published.

True story.

I was watching American Idol/ just ended here in the Central time zone.

Looks to be a good final. All three remaining singers tonight are good. Nice people too.

VOGON poetry!

Clearly a member of

Welll, as long as we're doing poems tonight, there's an interesting poem They are Muslims on the Thought Mechanics site (scroll down) by someone who claims to be familiar.

[Link: www.thoughtmechanics.com...]

Did the "writer" of the above missive ever go beyond the third grade? I'm idly curious...

OT: [Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Christians in Pakistan warned to convert to Islam by deadline or face death...

Those wacky, fun-lovin' RoPers...

Lern tu speel befour yu attck sumone!

#191 Noam

That's the one they published.

True story.

Maybe they were on crack. Only explanation possible.

#173 Cartman
I think the reason why I find these folks so interesting is that it's not really moonbattery. Although there's a certain crossover appeal, it's something fairly unique.
I was reminded the other day from a discussion of Waco that the right used to have the distinction of being the home of the nutcases. I think this is a holdover/resurgence of that phenomenon.

Wanumba - beat me by eight seconds!

"pathitic"

New word for the day.

#182 Killgore Trout

#154 ChenZhen
It wasn't a trick question. Unlike Dkos, you won't be banned here for being different. Be yourself.

Killgore, ChenZhen doesn't know who he is. That makes it difficult for him to be himself.

Burma Shave

Oh, it's poetry!

I can tell because there's no punctuation.

#200 ajackson
I saw that!
The important thing is, how are your intestines?

#190 thecapitalist

Why don't you go write a blog, so we can complain about your news selections?

There once was a boy named Abdullah,

Who was the favorite of the mad mullah.

He had to admit, it was a tight fit,

But he did it in the name of Allah.

Can someone track down who the writer of this poem / love note is? I want to have his baby.

I'm a smitten kitten.

#200 ajackson
Vogons for Paul!

Good, very good. Fits.

# 196 6patrick6

Christians in Pakistan warned to convert to Islam by deadline or face death...

May I suggest that the folks who issued the warning also be suspended with Ward Churchill?

#203 DesertSage
Maybe, but I suspect Chen is doing to us what do to koskidz; obsevrve, study, learn. I suspect Chen is here like Dianne Fosey. "Lizards in the Mist"

#207 Mandy

Set that to music and you've got yourself a hit record.

Something with an ABBA feel to it, maybe ?

I believe that the poem could best be summed up using just one word found in the last line thereof:

"pathitic"

Raaahn Paul
I don't have to put on a tin hat
Those days are over, I don't have to face reality

Raaahhhn Paul
Isolation is the thing
Can hide behind our oceans
Let's go back to Nineteen-thirty-nine

chorus
Raaahn Paul
(I don't have to put on tin hat)
Raaahn Paul (put on a tin hat)
Raaahn Paul (put on a tin hat)
Raaahn Paul (put on a tin hat)
Raaahn

I know my mind is wiped out
One square was all it took now
The Crow said it was for the environment

Repeat chorus

There once was a boy named Abdullah,
A favorite of one mad mullah.
Seeking virgins he thought
But it was death that he bought
As Mo whispered sorry we fooled yah!

This is even more fun than the cat litter thread we had a couple months ago.

192 mama winger

Quite an ending. I don't want to spoil it for others.

I told my mother about the Doberman after your post the other day and just let her know it passed away. More sympathy for the dog and it's family.

It's funny how we can watch news (especially Detroit news), see teenagers killed for their sneakers and not blink. But if a puppy passes away or gets hurt... I guess were just used to humans hurting each other.

Have a great night!

March 14th was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 127.
> Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin,
> Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
> Albert stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well
> endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with
> large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
> This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Ooooh, the cowardly liars lions dummycrats are scared of bad widdle Foxnews...

#217 C I

It's funny how we can watch news (especially Detroit news), see teenagers killed for their sneakers and not blink. But if a puppy passes away or gets hurt... I guess were just used to humans hurting each other.

I think it's what makes us human, the sadness of innocent life lost. I'm glad we feel it. It would suck if we didn't, eh?

Tell your mom goodnight for me :)

#124 christheprof
Do rahn rahn rahn
Do rahn rahan
whoooh
Do rahn rahn rahn ...

#216 mama winger
I have another gardening tip for you. I bought one of those 1 gallon pump up sprayers from the local nursery and filled it with vinegar. On warm sunny day it'll kill a dandelion or crab grass within an hour.

He mispelled whom. It's a one syllable word fer Chris' sake!

#222 Killgore

ANOTHER use for vinegar ! I love that stuff! That and baking soda. Toss in a few aspirin and you can conquer the world. Miracle workers.

thanks - I'll try that.

OT but outrageous

Internet game of Virginia massacre sparks outrage

SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian man has sparked a storm of protest after creating an online computer game based on the murderous shooting spree at Virginia Tech in the United States last month.
Players control an image of Korean-born gunman Cho Seung-hui, who killed 32 people before turning a gun on himself, and screams can be heard on the soundtrack as shots are fired at the other characters.

The creator of "V-Tech Rampage", 21-year-old Ryan Lambourn, said he made the game "because it's funny," the Sydney Morning Herald reported Thursday.

The unemployed Lambourn responded to outraged calls for him to remove the game from the Internet by demanding 1,000 US dollars for each of the two sites it is on and said that for another 1,000 dollars he would apologise.

But he said later that was a joke to "make more people angry" and he would not remove the game from his own website or seek to have it removed from amateur game sharing site Newgrounds.com.

The game, described as offering "three levels of stealth and murder" is set on a facsimile of the Virginia Tech campus and can be freely downloaded from either site.

"I've done offensive things before but they're not usually this popular," he said.

Lambourn said that while he had sympathy for those who had lost friends and relatives in the massacre, he also had sympathy for the gunman.

"No one listens to you unless you've got something sensational to do. And that's why I feel sympathy for Cho Seung-Hui. He had to go that far."

Lambourn told the national AAP news agency that he would not take down the game under any circumstances, even if he received a request from the victims' families.

"I'm afraid not," he said, but added: "I hope they'd never do that."

He said he empathised with the killer and that he, like Cho, had been a victim of abuse and bullying at high school.

Lambourn was born in Australia but grew up in the United States before returning to Australia when he was 14.

He said he left school in the eighth grade having been bullied and abused at several institutions in Texas, Maine, New Jersey, New York and North Carolina.

He described himself as a self-taught animator supported financially by his mother, who still lives in the United States.

True story,

I've been gardening for mom. To do so, I've been turning the dirt. Just today, when I turned a shovel over I found a dandelion with a root about a foot long.

No wonder you can't kill the damn things.

#218 maddogg

Groan :)

You had to work for that one, didn't you ? ha!

The seven year tantrum continues...

Drink Jones' Koolaid and be pure!

#222 Killgore Trout

Roundup™ works a bit better, and you don't have to wait for a 'warm sunny day'...

#212 mama winger

Did you say 'ABBA'?

#225 Bill Amos

"I've done offensive things before but they're not usually this popular," he said.

View from the bottom of the barrel.

I wonder if the writer of that monumental work of prose happened to work at that Micky D's up in Canada. The guy that left his pipe and weed in some little girls Happy Meal box?

Everything wrong in the world today
Is the fault of the USA,
(Unless you include the evil Jew
Which almost everyone seems to do.)

They vilify the land of the free
Exalt their own stupidity
And claiming that it is God’s will
They kill and kill and kill and kill.

They kill themselves, they kill their brother
To prove their faith they kill each other
And when the cameras roll they say:
“ It’s all the fault of the USA.”

(B)urma (S)have

#188 Killian Bundy

The absolute LAST thing the Detroit City Council should be concerning their little pea brains with is national politics. Have you ever been to Detroit? What a complete shit hole. It's one of those cities you wouldn't mind nuking and just starting over.

#230 Nana

Dancing Queens. You and me, Nana. :)

/ And, well, I won't speculate.

Theme song for the Ron Paul campaign, courtesy of Head East.

#229 Odinist

Is Roundup safe in a yard full of critters ?

226 goodbye_natalie

I've come to believe that there is no such thing as a weed. I once asked myself why I was spending so much time and energy to kill something that was as plentiful and hearty as dandelions.

Okay, who's Ron Paul, again?

Burma Shave

#229 Odinist
But if you use it around you vegies you'll give yourself a poodle sized tumor and poisoning the watershed makes the Goreacle cry.

Anyone in need of cash? Just ask the Magical Kingdom

No Questions Asked, Saudis Gave 250K for Mosque

Detroit should ask, nevermind they are Shia heretics.

Poor kid.
Moonbats ate his brain.
I hate when they do that.

JWM

#127 Friar's Tail: I tried Commenting there, Bud:

Considering the Dan Rather/Mary Mapes debacle during the presidential election; considering the recent and ongoing revelations (by the NYTimes and others) of incompetence and bias among their 'credentialled reporters'; and considering the lies, distortions and enemy propaganda continually being uncovered IN THE "NEWS" ITEMS we have to PAY to receive from Reuters, AP, CNN or BBC...

...its probably a GOOD THING that intelligent, principled observer/reporters are striving to participate in an ethical, timely manner! More power to them!

but Akismet killed my post!

I like this one:

kevinmumaw,

Have you ever been to Detroit? What a complete shit hole.

Personally, I thinking you're giving a little too much credit to Detroit.

Looked like about every other home I saw was a crack house last I was there. If the world is a body then Detroit is the rectum.

#237 mama winger 5/16/2007 7:22:54 pm PDT

#229 Odinist

Is Roundup safe in a yard full of critters ?

No

ooopsss. thinking/think

229 Odinist- vinegar won't do nasty things to the dogs if they eat the weeds. Good tip, K T.

Needs more cowbell.

#245 goodbye natalie

If the world is a body then Detroit is the rectum.

We had a prolapsed rectum at work the other day.

/ another irrelevant and useless piece of information from mama's pet-o-rama.

#245 goodbye_natalie:

Detroit is a pretty sad case. Toronto is only a 4 hour drive away. The murder rate in Detroit is more than 20 TIMES that of Toroto. To put that in perspective, the murder rate in Bogota, Colombia is only 2 times that of Detroit.

America isn't perfect.

239 Noam Sayin' 5/16/2007 7:24:15 pm PDT

Okay, who's Ron Paul, again?

Burma Shave

Ron Paul
Run, Fall

Burma Shave

#235 mama winger

Dancing Queens. You and me, Nana. :)

Alas, mama, just you! I am the poster nana for '2 left feet', and score a perfect 100 on the 'Are you a klotz'? test. :=(

#241 WeaselZipper

Anyone in need of cash? Just ask the Magical Kingdom

No Questions Asked, Saudis Gave 250K for Mosque

Perhaps we can get Charles a couple hundred thousand for his vastly popular website which helps spread the truth of Islam?

Actually Roundup is pretty safe. It doesn't leave a soil residue.

It actually works by stopping a plant's chemical metabolism. But jdroll is right - don't spray it on the critters.

But...

If Killgore is right about vinegar, use it. Frickin' Roundup will cost you a second mortgage to buy a gallon.

Here is what Ron Paul said..

“I’m suggesting that we listen to the people who attacked us and the reason they did it,” Paul said. “They don’t come here to attack us because we’re rich and we’re free. They come and they attack us because we’re over there.”

Of course he's blaming America for 9/11. That puts him in the center between all the nut jobs on the extreme right and the extreme left. He'd be a perfect speaker at a KKK/Worker's Party Rally.

Now, the poll spammers are in all likelihood bored lefties who want to cheese off Republicans by pimping for an idiot GOP candidate. (Kinda like how all the Republicans in Michigan got Geoffrey Fieger nominated to run for Governor as the Democrat nominee a few years back). And further, most of the real far right nutjobs would never vote in an online poll. They're too paranoid that Big Brother and the NSA will rat them out and put them on the shit list for supporting Paul.

#250 mama,

We had a prolapsed rectum at work the other day.

LOL. Which critter?

#249 dicentra

Needs more cowbell.

Ya' think?

Why is it that the crackpots are always deficient in grammar skills?

#257 g n

LOL. Which critter?

Actually, it was a nasty and vile little poodle.

Maybe it got into some Round-up.

#237 mama winger

After it dries, yes... Even wet it's relatively safe... I don't think I'd drink it though...

/My Weimie has been around it for 8 of her 10 years, and has had no problems other than those related to the breed... I wouldn't use it if I thought my 'puppy' would be in danger...

Uh, Mr. Poet: Don't quit your day job. Not quite yet. But I'll let you know when it's time.

Just got through watching Christopher Hitchens on Fox. What a softy. A sweet sentimental man.

#251 Pro-Bush,

#245 goodbye_natalie:

Detroit is a pretty sad case. Toronto is only a 4 hour drive away. The murder rate in Detroit is more than 20 TIMES that of Toroto. To put that in perspective, the murder rate in Bogota, Colombia is only 2 times that of Detroit.

America isn't perfect.

LOL! Oh no! Any country with KKKos, DU, and Bill Clinton as President has a long way to go to be perfect. Besides, as long as I'm residing here I probably belong in the minus column too.

220 mama winger

Done!

#234 kevinmumaw

I used to defend Detroit. My mother grew up there. The entire family joined the white flight to the suburbs.

I grew up in Canada outside of Detroit. Maybe other Canadians can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that the Detroit local stations were the ones carried on Canadian cable packages throughout the entire country in the 80's. Detroit local news gave the average Canadian their view of the average American city. Scary.

At one time there was nothing I wanted more than to play ball at Tiger Stadium. Never made it to the bigs. Now I'm just happy to piss without a catheter.

#260 mama,

Actually, it was a nasty and vile little poodle.

Serves it right for being French.

#261 Odinist

I know you wouldn't use it if you thought it was any danger to your dog. :)

My daughter is actually the one who is paranoid of chemicals of any kind on her lawn, out of fear for the dogs. She yells at the neighbors when they have their grass sprayed.

She's a peach, that one :)

#260 mama winger

Actually, it was a nasty and vile little poodle.

A veritable masterpiece of rudundancy... ;)

He's a poet
and he don't know it

#265 easy

Never made it to the bigs. Now I'm just happy to piss without a catheter.

OMG I am going to break a rib here ! I can't stop laughing. You people are killing me !ha!

Doh! rudundancy = rudundancy... PIMP

#244 the other les

Nope...how about this or this? :)

#262 Ec Marm,

Just got through watching Christopher Hitchens on Fox. What a softy. A sweet sentimental man.

I watched that too. Just when you think the world can't be more putrid, you see a display of humanity like that and think, boy what next?

Y'all get the picture! _{gotta get this keyboard fixed, dammit...}

I just cannot countenance giving up on a city that was responsible for the mass mobilization of this nation at peace AND at war.

#240 Killgore Trout

You have been listening to the Lefty's again... It's the safest of the chemical herbicides, by my research and experience...

I'll try to dig up a few links for you in the next day or so...

#267 mama winger 5/16/2007 7:34:45 pm PDT

#261 Odinist

I know you wouldn't use it if you thought it was any danger to your dog

Depends on the age of the dog. Geezers don't lick as much.

#271 CTP

I am afraid that you flunk. I give you an 'F' on that one! :)

Summer school for you. Remedial spelling 101.

RoundUp® is safe around critters. But it will kill EVERYTHING with a leaf, so don't use it on the lawn. Use Weed-B-Gone or something similar to kill dandelions in the lawn.

Whoever said there is no such thing as a weed never met Convolvulus arvensis, aka bindweed. That stuff will envelope and smother anything within days, and it's tough as nails. The root system can go down as far as thirty feet, and it lives through the winter.

It's hard to spray for it because you usually can't hit it without hitting the plant it's strangling, too. It is the bane of my existence.